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In the right corner, Sugar Chris.

And in the left corner, the Old Pope.

You don't like it?

I thought they'd be more into it. It was a wrong assumption.

The bulk of our crowd isn't from the molestation generation.

You're probably right.

It's always sad to see a country forget its history.

Scumbag!

You okay?

I'm fine.

-You always hurt yourself. -It's just a scrape.

I've seen this happen to others before.

What are you saying?

Don't you think you should retire while you're still good?

Had the Rolling Stones followed that advice,

they would've done nothing these last 30 years.

Christian. You've had a great career.

My fans wouldn't forgive me.

Here, you take the blue ones, okay?

Okay.

-You know what we used to do? -No.

We used to come up with funny rules.

Like, if your foot's in the circle when I throw, it cancels my point.

-Wanna try? -Yeah. Go on over.

Okay, put your foot in. Don't move.

No points for me.

What happened to him?

2 MINUTES EARLIER.

Late...?

Yeah.

Meaning...?

Meaning my period, Kevin. Hello.

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Your body's telling you it's had enough.

Look, Christian, we're telling you this because...

friends should tell each other the truth.

The eye of the tiger's gone.

Know what I'm saying?

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah? Then what is it?

Well, it's... I mean...

It means...

The tiger has an eye and...

Well... he's got an eye, then two. But mostly one, so...

And we have to take care of the eye.

-Hello? -God, that hurts.

Oh, that urgent? I'm on my way.

Late...?

Yes.

Meaning...?

Meaning my period, Carl. Hello.

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Mom?

QUALITY 3%

I'll be back.

I think Jonathan's made a lot of good progress.

I'm glad you could come to talk about it.

Responsible men are so rare these days.

My son would have come, had he been available. Right, boy?

It's pretty amazing that Jonathan doesn't have problems at school.

I have no reason to keep you here.

Jonathan, do you have anything to add?

No.

-You sure? -I'm sure.

-No problem at all? -No.

Grandpa's got a little time, we could talk about it.

Yeah.

Nothing bothers you?

Come on, you're not that perfect.

Sylvie's open right now.

Yes.

Open to chat, I mean.

Yes. That, too.

Well, we'd better get going.

You think one year's enough to grieve, get a new girlfriend,

and have a baby?

Chantal...

No, you've just had a busy year. You should've started before I died.

How do I think I feel?

Better than the kids when you tell them.

Do you have an A?

-Yes. -Can I have it?

So, what age do you guys think is best for having kids?

-I freaking knew it! -Relax. I'm just asking.

Why today?

To be ready for when I need an answer.

-Well, yeah, I think that's wise. -Does anyone have an F?

Well, I think a woman should have kids when she's ready.

What kind of precise answer is that?

She should wait to be older.

Biologically, it's better to have kids at her age than at 40.

Nice. Way to encourage her.

At her age, she's got tons of energy. She's like an ovulation machine.

Not too long ago, she would've been a grandma at 40. A grandma.

How old were you when you had me?

I'm talking to Grandpa, stay out of it. The problem at that age

is not the girl, it's what's going on in the guy's head. So if you were to have a kid now, you'd feel better about it?

Theoretically? Yes, I'd be more mature.

"Mature..." That doesn't help you get up 15 times a night.

If Jaimie announced she was pregnant, you'd see it as great news?

All I'm saying is it's better you had kids with Chantal, a solid woman,

rather than now, with what's her name,

the gum chewer.

Look, Dad, I wrote a verse.

Good job.

You can eat it now.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, for one last time,

Sugar Chris!

Here comes our last combo, brother.

Sugar Chris, ladies and gents!

Why not share some of your favorite memories with your loyal fans?

For example, Sugar Chris, who was your favorite wrestler as a kid?

Ricky Martel.

A legend. Sugar Chris, what would you say if...

if I told you that your idol...

is here tonight to honor you?

Yes. Ladies and gentlemen,

Ricky "The Model" Martel!

I'd like to invite all our wrestlers to join us in the ring.

My God. To what do I owe the pleasure?

I can't stop thinking about our meeting.

Me, too.

I've found something Jonathan may have trouble with at school.

That's good news. I mean, not for him.

We should discuss it, then.

Yes.

-Later today? -Yes.

Perfect, see you then.

FIRST RESPONSE

Hey.

Hey.

You're not at Sugar Chris' retirement party?

Yeah, I'm going there now.

Okay. Then what are you doing here?

Well...

I'm getting earplugs.

The music's so loud at parties these days.

I'm buying a USB stick.

Thank God for pharmacies.

Yeah.

Well, enjoy your shopping.

Please show me your bag, miss.

I'd like to propose a toast to Sugar Chris Boisvert!

Listen.

Wrestling's the only lover you were ever faithful to.

That's the truth.

Well, my dear Christian, we wish you as many grabs as a retired man

as you had as a wrestler, just of a different variety.

The entire gang got together to get you this gift.

It's a good one.

We wanted to get the boat, too, but...

You guys are so good to me.

How about a speech, Chris? Speech!

Speech! Speech! Speech!

I never thought I'd be so loved.

Although I wasn't always nice to you all.

Guys... Eddie, Carl...

I couldn't always hide the fact that I was more talented than you.

Guy.

Remember when I told you you were a lousy wrestling promoter?

Well, there are tons of other jobs where you'd be even worse,

like bowling alley manager or medical sales rep.

I just don't want you to think I was judging you.

But anyway... Let me make up for it.

That's why in front of this...

this tsunami of love,

I've decided... to come out of retirement.

Come out of retirement?

Yes. I miss the competition.

-You can't do that. -Why not?

Guy Lafleur did it, Mario Lemieux did it,

-even Michael Jordan did it. -Yeah, but not after 12 hours.

So we did all this for nothing?

Do you know how much it cost me?

I'll pay you back.

-How? -I'll sell the motor.

-What the hell? -It's my motor.

-You can't sell it. -Was it a gift or not?

A retirement gift.

If you don't retire, technically, it's not yours.

You're such a cheapskate.

How dare you say that at a party in my honor?

Dude, that makes me sick.

Yes, hello? What?

Really, Jaimie? Shoplifting?

I didn't mean to steal it, I was just distracted and then...

Here's what your daughter tried to steal.

A pregnancy test?

I just wanted to be sure. The condom broke.

Does that mean you're...?

I don't know, I didn't have time to take the test.

So you're just going to stand there and do nothing?

No, I'll do something.

And you?

You thought this was an ideal way for me to find out I might be a grandpa?

Is that it?

Did you actually think,

"He looks like the type who likes to find out in a pharmacy storage room?"

What an old witch.

At least, she won't press charges.

So, what's the plan?

I don't know, I'm stressed out.

I totally understand that.

Chocolate? Sure.

I stole it on my way out.

What I wanted to tell you is that...

Jonathan has trouble integrating sometimes.

He's got talent.

Uh, well...

And as you know, talent, intelligence, and that sort of stuff...

aren't exactly recognized by our school system.

No. It's not...

You're right.

Well, let's hope he's not like me

and doesn't get ripped off when he orders something online.

The other day, I ordered jumper cables on the internet.

And... look what they sent me.

What a shame.

Making his return tonight,

here he is after an absence that felt like an eternity that lasted, what,

at least three days.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for

Sugar Chris!

God, I hate his guts.

What's going on?

Grandpa has something to say.

Really? What?

Sit down.

40 SECONDS LATER.

Well, what happened was...

Spare us.

Shit! Grandpa's banging my teacher.

We're gonna have a new aunt or uncle.

-Technically, yes. -If this was a TV show,

the entire second season would be about the pregnancy. The nausea, all of it.

And it would end with the baby's birth.

Yeah. Except this isn't a TV show.