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In the right corner, Sugar Chris.
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And in the left corner,
the Old Pope.
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You don't like it?
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I thought they'd be more into it.
It was a wrong assumption.
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The bulk of our crowd
isn't from the molestation generation.
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You're probably right.
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It's always sad to see a country
forget its history.
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Scumbag!
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You okay?
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I'm fine.
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-You always hurt yourself.
-It's just a scrape.
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I've seen this happen to others before.
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What are you saying?
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Don't you think you should retire
while you're still good?
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Had the Rolling Stones followed
that advice,
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they would've done nothing
these last 30 years.
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Christian. You've had a great career.
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My fans wouldn't forgive me.
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Here, you take the blue ones, okay?
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Okay.
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-You know what we used to do?
-No.
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We used to come up with funny rules.
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Like, if your foot's in the circle
when I throw, it cancels my point.
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-Wanna try?
-Yeah. Go on over.
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Okay, put your foot in. Don't move.
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No points for me.
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What happened to him?
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2 MINUTES EARLIER.
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Late...?
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Yeah.
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Meaning...?
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Meaning my period, Kevin. Hello.
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SCANNING FOR POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTES
QUALITY 70%
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SCANNING FOR POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTES
QUALITY 50%
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SCANNING FOR POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTES
QUALITY 100%
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Your body's telling you it's had enough.
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Look, Christian,
we're telling you this because...
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friends should tell each other the truth.
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The eye of the tiger's gone.
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Know what I'm saying?
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Yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah? Then what is it?
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Well, it's... I mean...
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It means...
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The tiger has an eye and...
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Well... he's got an eye, then two.
But mostly one, so...
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And we have to take care of the eye.
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-Hello?
-God, that hurts.
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Oh, that urgent? I'm on my way.
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Late...?
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Yes.
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Meaning...?
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Meaning my period, Carl. Hello.
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SCANNING FOR POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTES
QUALITY 50%
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SCANNING FOR POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTES
QUALITY 100%
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Mom?
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QUALITY 3%
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I'll be back.
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I think Jonathan's made
a lot of good progress.
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I'm glad you could come to talk about it.
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Responsible men are so rare these days.
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My son would have come,
had he been available. Right, boy?
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It's pretty amazing that Jonathan
doesn't have problems at school.
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I have no reason to keep you here.
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Jonathan, do you have anything to add?
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No.
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-You sure?
-I'm sure.
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-No problem at all?
-No.
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Grandpa's got a little time,
we could talk about it.
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Yeah.
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Nothing bothers you?
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Come on, you're not that perfect.
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Sylvie's open right now.
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Yes.
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Open to chat, I mean.
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Yes. That, too.
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Well, we'd better get going.
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You think one year's enough to grieve,
get a new girlfriend,
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and have a baby?
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Chantal...
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No, you've just had a busy year.
You should've started before I died.
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How do I think I feel?
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Better than the kids when you tell them.
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Do you have an A?
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-Yes.
-Can I have it?
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So, what age do you guys think is best
for having kids?
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-I freaking knew it!
-Relax. I'm just asking.
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Why today?
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To be ready for when I need an answer.
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-Well, yeah, I think that's wise.
-Does anyone have an F?
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Well, I think a woman should have kids
when she's ready.
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What kind of precise answer is that?
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She should wait to be older.
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Biologically, it's better to have kids
at her age than at 40.
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Nice. Way to encourage her.
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At her age, she's got tons of energy.
She's like an ovulation machine.
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Not too long ago, she would've been
a grandma at 40. A grandma.
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How old were you when you had me?
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I'm talking to Grandpa, stay out of it.
The problem at that age
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is not the girl,
it's what's going on in the guy's head. So if you were to have a kid now,
you'd feel better about it?
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Theoretically? Yes, I'd be more mature.
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"Mature..." That doesn't help you
get up 15 times a night.
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If Jaimie announced she was pregnant,
you'd see it as great news?
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All I'm saying is it's better you had kids
with Chantal, a solid woman,
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rather than now, with what's her name,
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the gum chewer.
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Look, Dad, I wrote a verse.
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Good job.
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You can eat it now.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome, for one last time,
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Sugar Chris!
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Here comes our last combo, brother.
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Sugar Chris, ladies and gents!
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Why not share some of your favorite
memories with your loyal fans?
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For example, Sugar Chris,
who was your favorite wrestler as a kid?
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Ricky Martel.
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A legend. Sugar Chris,
what would you say if...
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if I told you that your idol...
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is here tonight to honor you?
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Yes. Ladies and gentlemen,
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Ricky "The Model" Martel!
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I'd like to invite all our wrestlers
to join us in the ring.
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My God. To what do I owe the pleasure?
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I can't stop thinking about our meeting.
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Me, too.
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I've found something Jonathan
may have trouble with at school.
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That's good news. I mean, not for him.
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We should discuss it, then.
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Yes.
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-Later today?
-Yes.
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Perfect, see you then.
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FIRST RESPONSE
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You're not
at Sugar Chris' retirement party?
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Yeah, I'm going there now.
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Okay. Then what are you doing here?
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Well...
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I'm getting earplugs.
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The music's so loud
at parties these days.
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I'm buying a USB stick.
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Thank God for pharmacies.
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Yeah.
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Well, enjoy your shopping.
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Please show me your bag, miss.
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I'd like to propose a toast
to Sugar Chris Boisvert!
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Listen.
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Wrestling's the only lover
you were ever faithful to.
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That's the truth.
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Well, my dear Christian, we wish you
as many grabs as a retired man
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as you had as a wrestler,
just of a different variety.
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The entire gang got together
to get you this gift.
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It's a good one.
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We wanted to get the boat, too, but...
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You guys are so good to me.
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How about a speech, Chris? Speech!
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Speech! Speech! Speech!
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I never thought I'd be so loved.
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Although I wasn't always nice
to you all.
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Guys... Eddie, Carl...
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I couldn't always hide the fact
that I was more talented than you.
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Guy.
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Remember when I told you
you were a lousy wrestling promoter?
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Well, there are tons of other jobs
where you'd be even worse,
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like bowling alley manager
or medical sales rep.
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I just don't want you to think
I was judging you.
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But anyway...
Let me make up for it.
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That's why in front of this...
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this tsunami of love,
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I've decided... to come out of retirement.
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Come out of retirement?
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Yes. I miss the competition.
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-You can't do that.
-Why not?
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Guy Lafleur did it,
Mario Lemieux did it,
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-even Michael Jordan did it.
-Yeah, but not after 12 hours.
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So we did all this for nothing?
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Do you know how much it cost me?
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I'll pay you back.
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-How?
-I'll sell the motor.
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-What the hell?
-It's my motor.
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-You can't sell it.
-Was it a gift or not?
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A retirement gift.
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If you don't retire,
technically, it's not yours.
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You're such a cheapskate.
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How dare you say that
at a party in my honor?
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Dude, that makes me sick.
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Yes, hello? What?
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Really, Jaimie? Shoplifting?
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I didn't mean to steal it,
I was just distracted and then...
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Here's what your daughter tried to steal.
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A pregnancy test?
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I just wanted to be sure.
The condom broke.
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Does that mean you're...?
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I don't know,
I didn't have time to take the test.
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So you're just going to stand there
and do nothing?
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No, I'll do something.
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And you?
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You thought this was an ideal way
for me to find out I might be a grandpa?
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Is that it?
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Did you actually think,
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"He looks like the type who likes
to find out in a pharmacy storage room?"
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What an old witch.
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At least, she won't press charges.
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So, what's the plan?
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I don't know, I'm stressed out.
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I totally understand that.
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Chocolate? Sure.
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I stole it on my way out.
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What I wanted to tell you is that...
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Jonathan has trouble
integrating sometimes.
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He's got talent.
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Uh, well...
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And as you know, talent,
intelligence, and that sort of stuff...
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aren't exactly recognized
by our school system.
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No. It's not...
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You're right.
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Well, let's hope he's not like me
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and doesn't get ripped off
when he orders something online.
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The other day,
I ordered jumper cables on the internet.
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And... look what they sent me.
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What a shame.
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Making his return tonight,
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here he is after an absence that felt
like an eternity that lasted, what,
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at least three days.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together for
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Sugar Chris!
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God, I hate his guts.
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What's going on?
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Grandpa has something to say.
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Really? What?
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Sit down.
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40 SECONDS LATER.
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Well, what happened was...
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Spare us.
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Shit! Grandpa's banging my teacher.
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We're gonna have a new aunt or uncle.
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-Technically, yes.
-If this was a TV show,
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the entire second season would be about
the pregnancy. The nausea, all of it.
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And it would end with the baby's birth.
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Yeah. Except this isn't a TV show.
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