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Get up.
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My back hurts. Come on,
finish me off and be done with it.
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I can't, not yet.
We're supposed to stick to the script.
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Try a short version.
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No. If it's too easy,
the show will be lame. Get up.
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-I can't.
-Get up, you coward.
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My back hurts.
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Stop being a sissy.
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Mr. Hébert.
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Good news.
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You back pain doesn't have anything to do
with your spine or your muscles.
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You can resume your physical activity.
What is it that you do again?
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Gymnastics.
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Right, that's it.
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Well, that's reassuring.
But what's wrong with me?
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It's a tiny, tiny, little kidney failure.
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Excuse me?
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Don't worry.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
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Okay.
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So no kidney transplant.
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What?
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I'm so glad you're bringing it up.
I wouldn't have known how to.
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I need a kidney?
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We'll have to run further tests, but yes.
It's possible.
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You might want to start looking
for a donor. Just in case.
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A donor?
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By the way, results are always better
if it's a family member.
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Do you have family?
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What do you want? A kidney.
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A kidney?
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You look thrilled.
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Well, you know...
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I'm your son.
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If I was caught in a fire,
would you save me?
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Yeah, sure.
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-And if I was drowning?
-Yeah, yeah. Sure.
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Mouth to mouth?
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It might not be as spontaneous, but yes.
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So?
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Besides, at your age,
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one kidney is fine.
Your life's mostly behind you.
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That's low. It would be decent.
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But I only have two kidneys.
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-You'll be fine with just one.
-And you won't?
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I have a problem with both.
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But what if the one kidney I have left
shuts down or stops producing sperm?
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That's a really selfish thing
you're asking me.
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Let me at least think about it.
I gotta think this through.
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A kidney...
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-Selfish bastard.
-What is it this time?
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I'm talking about our last show.
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You're still mad?
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No, no, no. It's not about me.
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I'm thinking about the audience.
I'm capable of putting aside my ego
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to offer them a real show,
with the victory of a modern gladiator
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who is noble, athletic, and handsome.
But you,
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you just wanted to steal the show.
You think you're so interesting,
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you wanted all the attention to yourself.
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You're so full of yourself,
it's disgusting.
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We have visitors.
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These are the most extraordinary,
generous and lovely people on Earth.
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My parents.
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Hello, sir. Ma'am.
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Welcome.
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Hello. Dad?
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Did you... give it some thought?
The kidney?
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-When are you gonna fix this thing?
-It's water. It does that.
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So...
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So...
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So, so...
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Look, Carl. It's not that
I don't wanna give you a kidney.
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But I can't.
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You're my father, we're 100% compatible.
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Precisely.
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I never wanted to tell you, but now...
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It took a long time for your mother
to become pregnant with you.
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It just wasn't working.
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And at the time, we didn't have
all that test-tube baby business.
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We did what we could.
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And I happened to know a guy
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who'd asked his brother to help him
by giving him a little of his...
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juice. You know, in a little jar.
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But you don't have a brother.
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No, but your mother had
quite a few nice exes.
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So...
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I guess you understand what that means.
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What's my dad's name?
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Robert.
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Robert.
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Or Gilles.
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Or Gilles?
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Or Denis.
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Or Norman.
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Or Pierre.
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Or Jean-Marc.
Denis, Norman, Pierre, or Gilles.
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Or Bruno. Yeah, Bruno gave her
a little, too. We tried so many times.
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Sorry.
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What the hell?
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Hey, watch your mouth.
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I just finished my complete family tree
for school and now,
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I have to redo half of it!
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Sorry. It's such a shock.
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Hi, Aunt Josée. It's Jaimie.
Is Xavier around?
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Okay. Hi, Xavier.
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I have great news to tell you.
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Actually, we're not related.
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Are you busy this week?
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It's as if the best moments
of our relationship had lost all meaning.
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What moments?
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Like the time he tried to teach you
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how to swim by tossing you into the lake
from his boat?
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-Can't I be upset?
-You don't have to.
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I've just learnt he's not my father.
It's as if something just broke inside me.
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It's all for the best.
Whatever you do, don't patch it up.
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You'll finally be able to be ashamed
of him without feeling guilty.
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No more fear of being like him.
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That's true.
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It's like your wrestler friend was saying.
He feels totally fine with himself. Right?
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True.
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Your dad's not your dad?
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No. So who is?
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No idea.
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And you're happy?
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I don't feel...
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that much pressure anymore.
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Aren't you feeling a big void?
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No.
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I don't get it.
Doesn't it mean anything to you?
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You love your adoptive parents, right?
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Yeah, but even if I don't show it,
I'm disconnected from my roots.
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-I'm half a world away from Africa.
-I thought you were okay.
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Where's your car?
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-It's in the shop.
-Need a lift?
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-No, I'm good.
-Sure?
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Yeah. As you wish.
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You know what?
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What?
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A few months ago,
I started tracking my biological father.
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-I'm meeting him next week.
-Careful, it's s double-edged sword.
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It might be fun digging around
and watching Maury Povich , but...
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I wanna be able to reconnect
with what I really am.
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Hey!
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Hey, wait!
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It's about to start.
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So?
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So, I wanna watch. Quit your game.
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You have a TV on your boat.
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I know, but it's not as big as this one.
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Change the channel. Stop playing.
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Jonathan.
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You know, Carol,
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I like you, but you can't boss me around
like when you were my granddad.
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"Carol?"
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It's your name.
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Yeah, but you're supposed
to call me Grandpa.
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No, I'm not comfortable with that.
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I think I'll take that lift.
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Man, you're a slow runner.
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Brought up by whites much?
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Sorry?
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It was a bad joke. Because of the cliché
and you being black.
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What cliché?
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Blacks run fast.
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It's not a cliché, it's true.
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But not for you.
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I do run fast.
He didn't wait for me.
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I mean, you run fast for your...
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for your frame, maybe.
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I'm a fast runner, period. Okay?
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No, Eddie.
You really don't run fast at all.
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Forget about the lift. I'll walk.
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No, come on. Eddie.
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I apologize. Eddie.
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Dad? Dad?
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Dad?
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Dad, you didn't hear me?
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Yeah, I did. I just wasn't sure
you were addressing me.
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I have something to tell you.
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What?
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I don't want you to worry.
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You did the right thing by telling me.
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Yeah, it's... It's what I thought.
It's better.
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Um...
Thank you for telling me.
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I've never felt this good.
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It's such a relief. The weight
on my shoulders has been lifted.
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Yeah, but I'm still your father.
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Technically, you're not.
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But I'm still the one who raised you.
The guy who raised you is your father.
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-Not really.
-Carl, goddammit.
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Calm down. We'll still be friends.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Family reunion.
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-That's all she gets?
-Carol...
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Dad?
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What, you can't even tell us apart?
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I'm white.
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Because of that dream,
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I didn't dare go to meet my father.
And now it's too late.
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-I have no identity.
-No, come on.
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-I'm a slow runner.
-It's not that bad, is it?
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I like country music.
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Yeah.
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You gotta be totally messed up
to enjoy country music. Right?
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I'm not a real black man.
I'm an impostor.
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Stop it. Not knowing where you come from
has its advantages, too.
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You're free to be yourself.
That's a big deal.
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But still.
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Have you ever been arrested?
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Yeah.
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-Right. For no reason?
-You bet.
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Have you ever visited an apartment
only to hear it was already rented?
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Yeah.
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So? You see? It's not all negative.
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You're the best.
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Carl. Carl!
Do you have a minute?
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What's up?
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I just wanted to tell you that...
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this whole story about me not being...
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-your father...
-Right.
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I have to confess that it wasn't true.
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You might regret having told me the truth,
but there's no going back.
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-No, I'm telling you.
-It's fine. I feel better than ever.
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I'm telling you I'm your father.
What's wrong, you don't love me anymore?
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On the contrary. I've been trying
to show it to you for years.
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Okay, Carl. I'll give you a damn kidney,
are you happy?
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-But you can't.
-And my spleen!
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Your spleen, sure. Right.
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Hey, wait!
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Are you okay?
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Do I look okay?
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Mr. Hébert, Sr.
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I have great news.
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Your back pain has nothing to do
with your muscles or your spine.
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-Really?
-Yes. You have polycystic kidney disease.
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Am I gonna die?
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Yes.
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But not from that.
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Don't worry, you might see 100.
It's unlikely there will be complications.
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Sound like fun. Did I catch it just like that?
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No. Sometimes it only starts around 60.
It's genetic.
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Genetic?
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Besides,
that explains your son's condition
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and that means
he won't be needing a new kidney.
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Hear that? Wow.
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Now that's fantastic news. Really.
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Happy?
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Very happy. You see?
Now you have scientific proof
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that I'm your father.
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I was gone for three days
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Singing love songs to earn my keep
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One day I swear
I'll put you up in a palace
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One day I swear
you'll be able to pay
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The best hotel room
for our private love nest
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So...
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I admit I didn't allow your latest combo
to be heroic enough.
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Alright, finally.
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I'll make it up to you.
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00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,362
How?
259
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,156
When you're not looking,
260
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,534
I'll grab a hidden weapon
and I'll attack you with it.
261
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,078
What weapon?
262
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,707
I have to keep some element of surprise,
don't I?
263
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,237
So you're our grandfather?
264
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,530
Yeah.
265
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,116
-Again?
-Yeah.
266
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,912
-Is it for good, this time?
-Yeah.
267
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,623
-It won't change?
-Nope.
268
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,791
Damn it!
269
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:11,752
What's wrong?
270
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,588
Now I have to redo my homework again.
271
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,975
So you'll marry me?
272
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,187
Don't worry. This time, I'm sure.
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