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PARENTS' MEETING

You have to keep in mind that this is a pivotal year.

The progression of each child is...

Sorry.

I got stuck at work.

In French, Math, and Ethics and Religious Culture courses,

I've noticed everyone has made progress.

On the academic side, I'm pretty happy. But I wanted to talk to you

about the social and emotional aspects.

-You're a wrestler? -Yes.

...concerning the agenda, I'm very happy...

I love wrestling. I'd like to go and see you.

-Of course. You should. -Okay.

I'd like for us to use it together as a new tool.

I'd like to know more about your child's feelings.

Bring your boyfriend.

I don't have one.

Your husband, then.

No, I don't have anybody.

Me neither.

...beginning of the year, I'd appreciate a bit more implication in the coming stage...

My name is Annick, but everybody calls me Titanic.

-Titanic? -Yeah.

...others not as much...

Of course, if I can count on your collaboration and involvement,

and if we work together hand in hand, I think we can all move forward.

Got a problem?

So, what happened?

They punted. I knew it.

The cheerleaders are pretty. Right?

Don't you think? Yeah.

Do you ever imagine them without...

their pompoms?

Forget it. Sir?

Yeah?

We'll enhance the signal's strength from our station.

But for the outlet in your room, I have to come back and change the wiring.

-No problem. -Okay.

-Have a nice day. -You, too.

What? You know what.

The nice little lady at school.

I'm not interested.

I've been dead for a few months now, it's normal if you start to...

Not me.

She has a nice ass. Not as nice as yours.

Ha! I knew you checked her out, you filthy pig.

Stop it, Chantal. There's absolutely nothing going on.

Titanic, now that's nickname that inspires confidence and security.

Yeah.

Don't try to tell me he's stronger than him.

He could hit like a truck.

-I saw him. No doubt about it. -Well, I never fought him, but...

Believe me.

How long should you wait after your wife's death before you...

start seeing someone else?

You met someone?

Not at all. I'm just wondering.

If you're not done mourning, it would be like cheating on her.

Hey, lighten up, will you?

So, what? A year?

Two years?

And when you have kids, you have to wait until they're ready, too.

Are you trying to tell him he might as well give up?

If he waits too long, he'll only attract women over 40. Is that what you want?

You know, Carl, life goes on.

-I know, but-- -Sex and love are two different things.

When you're mourning, it's your heart that's bleeding, not your dick.

No one has touched this since your mother died. It's sacred. It's hers.

We should do something about that. Why don't you give it away?

The day I know another woman is wearing her clothes, I'll think...

our bond is broken.

Maybe it's time.

Why do you say that?

If you're so hung up on rags, I can't imagine how you feel about the rest.

Do you want some of it?

Me?

If you wore it instead of a stranger, it'd be easier for me to accept it.

Uh... no.

-You don't like it? -No.

Why?

Because it's my mother's clothes. You're so weird.

Hey, Carl. The 2x4 was a great idea.

-It pays to be creative. -Yeah.

Hi.

Hey.

What a fight. I tell you, you're...

It's mostly fat.

Don't say that. You're so strong. You look like a bull.

Oh, it's Sugar Chris. Can you introduce me?

Of course. Christian, I want you to meet someone. This is--

Titanic.

-Hi there. -Hi. Can I...?

-Sure. -Yeah.

Nice.

Oh, thanks.

My pleasure, kitty cat.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe myself, sometimes.

I was wondering, would you like to go for a drink?

-Of course. -Cool.

You?

Oh, you know, tomorrow morning...

Oh, come on.

You know, Carl, if you're busy, it's not a big deal.

Fine, I'll come.

I think one of us should go.

Which one?

Open your mouth.

I won't be long.

It's fine. Take your time.

What's wrong? You told me it's perfectly normal at some point...

Oh, absolutely.

I just hope the kids won't be too harsh on you when they realize you weren't home.

Especially Jonathan. He's so sensitive.

I wonder how they'll feel about you doing it so soon.

Look, kids understand more stuff than we think.

Really?

Are you talking to yourself?

Hey.

-Hey, you. What's your name? -Piss off.

That's an unusual name. You're not sleeping, kiddo?

I can't sleep when my mom goes out.

Well, she's back now.

I can't sleep either when she screams.

Tell her I said good night.

Who are you thinking about?

You.

Can you help me out a little?

Okay.

Just the top is fine?

It should be. Carl?

-Carl? -Carl?

-You're not thinking... -...about me.

Carl!

I'm sorry... but it's been a while.

My memories are starting to fade. You understand?

Oh, boy.

Check this out.

Tell me something.

Did your father give you the talk? I know I did it with him.

What do you mean?

Well...

What?

When you look at this, what comes to your mind?

Photoshop.

Photoshop? For sure.

I hadn't thought of that.

I'm back to finish the job.

Go ahead. My granddaughter's in.

Thanks.

I just wanted to tell you, no hard feelings about last night.

-What do you mean? -You left with the girl.

I was glad to leave her to someone less handsome.

I figure this doesn't happen to you very often.

Glad to hear it.

It's reassuring. I'm too popular with the ladies for it to affect my self-esteem.

Okay.

No, but really...

Okay.

I swear.

Fine. I got it.

You don't seem convinced.

I'm not the only one.

Anyway, nothing happened.

-No? -No.

Eddie's right. You're still thinking about your wife. You shouldn't rush into it.

Wow.

That's so beautiful.

-Did you win? -It was just practice.

That's nice.

We need to talk.

I knew it.

Don't you think it's time you talked to your son?

About what?

Explain to him the facts of life.

Like what?

If not his father, who will teach him?

-It's not up to the father nowadays. -Then who?

The internet.

I took responsibility for you.

You never thought maybe it was too early?

At some point, boys have to know that French is more than a nationality.

Carl. Hop in.

It's fine when it's a family member. As long as it's not Uncle Gaëtan.

When will you get a new car?

Soon. I'm waiting to see the new models. I don't wanna buy on impulse.

Carl, I brought you on this car ride because we need to talk man to man.

There comes a time when it's important not to look stupid.

So tell me, what do you know about sex?

-Do you know where babies come from? -Yeah.

Tell me what you already know and I'll fill in the rest.

It takes a man and a woman, and they have to love each other very much.

Well, that's sad. Listen, Daddy will explain it to you.

Okay?

First of all, you know that us men, we have...

That many details can be pretty traumatizing to a kid that age.

I didn't traumatize you. It would've been worse if I hadn't taught you anything.

Why do you think I choke now?

Dad? Dad?

Dad, is that you?

Jaimie!

What the hell is going on?

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

-I like women's clothes. -That's my dead wife's dress.

I'm so sorry.

You soiled something pure when you put on that dress. Something's broken.

It will never be the same.

Actually, it's a good thing, isn't it, Dad?

This man just did you a favor by taking that burden off your back.

Take this dress, if you like. And a few more, while you're at it.

Thanks.

I hope you don't think I'm gay.

Okay.

Hey. Hop in.

Your car is really old.

Yeah, I'll change it soon.

I'm waiting to see the new models. I don't wanna buy on impulse.

Jonathan, I brought you on this car ride because we need to talk man to man.

About what?

Did your dad ever tell you about what men and women do together?

No.

He didn't tell you?

Not him, but Jaimie told me about it.

Jaimie?

What did she say?

You wanna know?

Yeah. Okay.

I love you, Chantal. For the rest of my life.

You're the mother of my children, the love of my life. But you're gone.

Yeah. It wouldn't be fair to be even more suffocating now that I'm dead.

Don't say that. That was my problem.

-Are you talking to me? -No.

Oh, keep going.

You're just gonna stay there? Sitting like this?

Oh, yes!

It's a new stage of mourning, but it isn't over yet.

Oh, yes!

You're still here?

-Just for a little while. -Oh, yes!

Fine, then.

-Oh! Carl. -Oh, Titanic.

Carl!

-Titanic. -Oh, Lord.

-Carl! -Titanic!

-Titanic, seriously. -What?

Nothing. It sounds really good.

Oh, Carl!

Oh, Titanic!

Hey, are you judging me?