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For the team finals,
in the right corner we have Sugar Chris
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and Revenge Hébert!
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And in the left corner,
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the Red Squares!
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Aren't they too popular to be heels?
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You never got stuck in traffic
because of their demonstrations?
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It's you guys who are paying
for our studies!
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And you'll pay back all our debt!
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-They'll never make it to the ring.
-Aren't they overdoing it?
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As long as we get to finish them off...
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That means I'll have to make a heel
out of him for a bit.
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Carl! You're gonna be a heel
for a bit.
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What? I doubt I'm cut out for that.
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There's plenty of need for both roles.
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Damn it. The stain's still there.
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And I have the pants, too.
This is all screwed up.
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No one will notice.
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I will. And it's gonna drive me crazy,
I know it.
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Well, just take it to the cleaners, then.
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Carl?
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Can you please take these to the cleaners
right next to the wrestling club?
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There's one two blocks away.
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I don't get discounts there.
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-Alright.
-Thanks.
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So, are you ready to kill?
Is my big, bad villain ready for it?
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Huh? Are you ready to kill?
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-It's no good.
-What do you mean?
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-He's not mean enough.
-I'm sorry.
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I'm trying, Guy.
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They deserve a better heel than that.
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Look, Guy, I don't think
I'm cut out to be a heel.
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I suck.
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Playing a villain is no dishonor.
Far from it.
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Exactly. You're making me look good.
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Have you ever seen a kid dressed up
as Luke Skywalker for Halloween? No.
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But they love Darth Vader.
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I know what you mean. It's not that
I don't want to. It just feels unnatural.
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Even when I'm fighting Chris,
I imagine I'm him.
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I think it's just a question of looks.
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Oh, come on, Christian.
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-Playing a heel is not that hard.
-You do it, then.
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Me, a heel? Forget it, bro.
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Christian Boisvert!
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Oh. Hi, honey.
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For Christ's sake.
You ran off like a sissy.
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Tone it down, will you?
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You got it all wrong.
I only wanted to spare you pain, Sonia.
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Sophie.
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I thought it was over.
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After an hour spent waiting for you
to come out of the bathroom? Yeah, it was.
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I never doubted you'd eventually realize
that it wasn't gonna work.
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I have too much respect
for your intelligence.
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You asshole.
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Where are you going, honey?
Wait, let's talk about this.
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Well, I really hope
it comes back spotless.
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You have lots of them.
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Yeah, but that one's my favorite.
I feel really good in it.
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Why hang them here?
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Boats are full of humidity.
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And humidity really doesn't do
any good to fabrics such as these,
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because they're...
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Jonathan. Playing video games again.
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You know,
you could have just as much fun
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playing outside in fresh air.
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Okay, again.
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-You're good.
-Yeah.
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Okay. Hey.
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Come on.
I know you can play a heel.
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-Meh.
-Sure you can.
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What's a heel? It's a guy who's ugly,
vicious and cowardly.
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I'm sure you can be
vicious and cowardly.
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You're just being nice.
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You know what?
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You gotta find your inner heel.
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My inner heel?
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Yeah. Rather than fighting your demons,
you tag team with them. See?
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Well...
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Create your own character.
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Christian doesn't have one.
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That's because he's a natural face.
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Right.
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You feel so good.
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Look, Dad.
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I killed him at least 27 times.
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What happened?
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Grandpa took me shooting.
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He's good.
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Go inside the house.
Go inside, I gotta talk to your grandpa.
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What the hell, are you out of your mind?
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You're against him doing sports now?
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You showed a nine-year-old
how to shoot a rifle!
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Well, if there's ever a war
that destroys everything
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and forces humanity to return
to a primitive state, where you have
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to hunt and defend yourself,
who's gonna be ready? He will.
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Thanks to whom? Yours truly.
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Wait, who?
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That's your argument?
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What?
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You and your uniforms, your rifles...
You sound like a freaking Nazi.
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A Nazi maybe... but a friendly one.
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And well-prepared.
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Carl, did you bring my uniform back
from the cleaners?
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You came to ask me that?
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No, actually, I came to apologize.
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I forgot your uniform.
It's still here.
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Oh, well. No big deal.
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-Where's Jonathan?
-In his room.
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Good, excellent.
I wanted to talk to you about him.
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What about apologizing?
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Yeah, but you didn't really let me, so...
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-I find him a bit soft, that kid.
-What do you mean, soft?
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Don't you find him a bit weak?
He could barely handle the gun recoil.
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Just don't make him shoot.
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My fear is that he only has
your mother's genes.
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Look, he doesn't have a problem.
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Does he win when he fights at school?
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He doesn't fight.
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-Never?
-Nope.
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If he doesn't fight,
maybe it's because he's scared.
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Maybe he's being bullied.
Did he ever tell you he was bullied?
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-No.
-Kids who are being bullied are scared
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of speaking out.
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Dad, we're trying to play here.
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I can't believe it. He's nine
and he doesn't know how to fight?
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Just be his bodyguard.
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Just escort him to school and back,
make sure nothing happens to him.
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Then it's settled.
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Do you know the song
"A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash?
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-From when?
-The late 60's, I think.
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Not a chance, then.
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Anyway, it's the story of a guy who gives
his son a girl's name on purpose,
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so he'll have to learn
how to fight through life.
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My father gave me the same gift
by naming me Carol.
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No, that's not why.
His name was also Carol.
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And it's also a dude's name.
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But not common enough
to remain unnoticed in the schoolyard.
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I was constantly mocked at school.
They used to call me "sissy,"
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"Miss Carol," and whatnot.
Some guys even used to catcall me.
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"Hey, little girl!
We were waiting for you, sissy!"
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And that helped you through life?
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You need to earn people's respect,
in order to feel confident.
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And that's what makes you a balanced,
happy and thriving individual, damn it!
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I kind of like my mother's genes.
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The Ayatollah.
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I have full exclusivity
on villain immigrants.
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He's right. There's some sort
of moral copyright about Africa.
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Ayatollahs have nothing to do with Africa.
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-Are you sure?
-I don't care. So?
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I don't know, man.
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Doesn't it inspire some kind of fear?
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It does inspire me.
To go and eat falafel.
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Yeah, I'd love some.
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The French Cheese!
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-A Frenchman?
-Hell yeah.
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That character's more of a tourist
than a heel.
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The Strangler from Mascouche!
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-Mascouche?
-The Strangler from Mascouche.
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-Why Mascouche?
-I have family there.
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It doesn't sound too good.
"The Strangler" works fine, but then...
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Okay. The Strangler from Valhalla!
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-Nah.
-The Strangler from Nowhere.
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The Local Strangler.
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Are you picking me up?
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No, I was just around.
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When I was in school, the bigger kids
always used to pick on the small ones.
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Do you get bullied sometimes?
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No.
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Not even on the way home?
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No. Why?
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I was just wondering.
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You came to pick me up,
because you think I need protection?
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No way. I'd let you take care of yourself,
you know that.
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-Really?
-Of course.
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Okay, Grandpa Carol.
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What?
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Nothing, nothing.
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What's so funny?
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Well... Carol.
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Carol is... Carol.
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Carol.
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Carol, Carol the little girl!
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Carol the little girl
Carol the little girl
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Carl Ashnikov!
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Carl Ashnikov?
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Like the Russian assault rifle.
It's a pun with my name. Kalashnikov.
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I just got it.
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That's hilarious!
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CLEANERS
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It's hopeless. I can't be a heel.
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Stop it.
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All my life, I was told to be good
and I listened. Now it's too late.
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You're joking. You used to behave
like a jerk when we were together.
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-You're being nice.
-Not at all.
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Give me an example.
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I knew you were just being nice.
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Hello?
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He fought on the way back from school.
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Jonathan was in a fight?
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Um... no. Not Jonathan.
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And then the police arrived
and they pulled them apart.
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Did he get hurt?
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Not at all. He was much stronger
than the other guy.
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I was talking about the guy.
I don't care about your grandpa.
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See? We're back.
You didn't have to worry.
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How come you didn't get locked up?
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Very funny.
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Are you going to jail?
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No. The guy won't press charges.
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Are you sure?
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Why are you so wound up?
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You're blaming me for protecting your son
from violent surroundings?
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Violent surroundings?
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If I can get harassed
on the way back from school,
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chances are he might as well.
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By the way,
did you pick up my uniform?
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I've waited long enough.
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Carl.
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Are you in character?
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Great show!
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We knew you had it in you. Right, guys?
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That's what I love about wrestling.
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It's not just a fight
between good and less good,
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it's a fight between good and evil.
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And the meaner the evil,
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the better the good side looks
in contrast.
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Christian Boisvert! You asshole.
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Honey, let's just go and talk calmly.
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Want a beer?
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What the hell?
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What? It's clean.
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Have you gone mad?
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I made a costume out of it.
For when I need to be a heel.
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Your evil character... is me?
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Yep. Well...
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You don't mind?
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On the contrary.
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-I've inspired a wrestling character.
-A heel.
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So what? Evil characters are the best.
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Who do you think I admired as a kid?
The soft, Frenchy hero? Nah.
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You seem to be flattered.
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Well...
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A little bit.
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You're glad that a kid's image
of a villain is his father?
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Stop taking things so seriously.
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There are things you still don't get.
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Such as?
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Do you remember when I turned eight,
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and we fought while keeping an apple
in our mouths?
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Sure, I remember. Then I challenged you
to dive and hold your breath in the pool.
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Why did you hold my head underwater,
you freaking maniac?
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What's gotten into you?
You weirdo.
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Children these days...
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-Are you the father?
-Yes.
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Please fill this form
and write the baby's name here.
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-So soon?
-You're not sure?
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Of course, I'm sure.
His name's gonna be Carol, like me.
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Carol?
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Like his grandfather.
My dad's name was Carol.
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