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What happened?
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Your son brought this to school.
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A sandwich?
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Not just any sandwich.
It's a peanut butter sandwich.
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Do you realize he could've killed someone?
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You're talking about allergies?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think about that.
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Fine. Mr. Hébert...
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What you and your family have been through
is very sad and I'm very sorry.
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But that doesn't excuse everything.
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I know.
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I find this sort of behavior
quite disturbing.
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But I've decided to allow you to come
to Career Day for Jonathan's sake.
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Thanks, I appreciate it.
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I LOVE YOU
XXX
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Why don't you buy a new one instead?
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I'd like to keep it as long as I can.
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One day, your balls will pop right out.
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Look, I don't have any money.
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Is that criticism I'm hearing?
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You get paid same as the others.
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What do you do with all your money?
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Gambling, alcohol, drugs, sex?
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Unfortunately, it's nothing worthwhile.
He's studying.
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You are?
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I'm in law school.
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He's our exotic dancer.
He works here to pay for school.
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He can't accept the fact
that he's a wrestler.
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How come?
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He has a degree in political science,
one in journalism,
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and one in literature.
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He's looking for excuses
to continue wrestling.
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Marcel Proust.
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-Is he related to Gilles?
-Give it back.
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Go, Marcel!
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Give it back.
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Hey, Eddie!
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Oh, be careful with it.
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Let's all bully him!
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Goddamn it.
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-How's it going?
-Okay.
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You look upset.
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What's wrong?
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I met with the school counselor.
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-So?
-He's so incompetent.
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How come?
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He told me I could be a lawyer
or an engineer, if I wanted to.
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Is that how I come across?
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But... is it that bad?
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That's too much pressure
on someone with no ambition at all!
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Fire! Fire!
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-Jonathan!
-Fire!
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Jaimie! Kids!
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Pretty slow. If it had been real,
there'd be nothing left but your teeth.
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It wasn't real?
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No, but next time, it could be.
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You're calling a fire drill
in the middle of the night?
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-No need to thank me.
-I wasn't going to.
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Why didn't you warn us?
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Come on,
only Tibetan monks can predict fires.
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In school, they warn us
before the fire drill.
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They're frigging geniuses.
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They're not so bad.
They want to hear about Daddy's work.
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Seriously? You're going to talk
to the kids about wrestling?
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-No, my real job is office clerk.
-You said you'd talk about wrestling.
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Not after what happened today.
Your teacher wouldn't approve.
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Go and talk about wrestling.
It's your one chance of being interesting.
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Can we go back to sleep?
I'm a teenager, I need 16 hours of sleep.
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When did you get so lame?
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You mean, whose fault is it?
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The kids will be so excited
to hear about your job at the office.
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It's not that bad.
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Carl, we're planning to have lunch
at the restaurant for Liette's birthday.
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You're coming, too?
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Uh... I'll try.
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We're getting her bath salts.
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Lucky her.
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Hey, did you see the conjoined twins
who sang on TV last Sunday?
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It gave me goosebumps.
I'm sure they'll make it to the finals.
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Absolutely sure. Thanks.
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That's when I saw him
using the copy machine.
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I asked him what he was doing,
even though I knew he was using it
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for personal purposes.
It's forbidden, you know.
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So I told him, "I hope you're not using it
for personal purposes."
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Oh, you should've seen him.
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He turned red, then white...
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-Jonathan will be disappointed.
-I'm trying to avoid trouble.
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So I went into his office,
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and I asked him why she got to choose
her vacation time before me.
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He knows my sister's getting married
on July 1st and I had asked...
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Wouldn't you like your son
to see you as a hero?
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Of course, but the others already think
Jonathan's a weirdo.
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I think he'd be more popular,
if you did it.
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You're so annoying.
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You're imagining me this way.
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And by the way, your dad's right.
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My father doesn't think about the kids
or Jonathan, he thinks about himself.
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He's trying to fix
his own mistakes through me.
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Hey, boy.
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How was your day?
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-Did you talk to your teacher?
-Yeah.
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-So, can I go?
-No.
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-How come?
-She's says you're not a secret agent.
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Come on.
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She's knows you're a security guard.
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That's my cover to remain anonymous.
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Look, Carl.
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I filmed my daughter's school talent show.
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I have to--
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Come on, it's only 11 minutes long.
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Nice, isn't it?
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Already. I wish it would never end.
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I know. Should I start over?
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Yes, I missed the beginning.
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-Eddie!
-Yeah?
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I got a question.
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I'm so sick of this.
Yes, it's fake. All right?
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That's not it.
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I know you.
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Yeah, I'm Carl Hébert's father.
120
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Oh, yeah. I saw you the other day.
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Yeah. Listen,
I heard you were a bit short on cash.
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Carl told you?
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I have a proposition for you.
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CAREER DAY
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At that point,
the fire was extremely intense.
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The smoke was so thick,
we couldn't see ten feet ahead.
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Way in the back of the house,
I heard a little voice saying,
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"Help me. Help me."
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When you have to choose between
life or death, there's no hesitation.
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I ran into the flames.
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A beam fell right next to me...
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What do you want?
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Is your father gonna tell us
how to become a loser?
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00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:07,166
Being a vet is fascinating, because
you get to work with all kinds of animals.
135
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I found our friend, Cléo, here,
on a safari in the Congo.
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She's a python constrictor.
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So, I go in at... quarter to eight.
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I have enough time to drink a coffee
and sometimes eat a cookie.
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We never know what to expect.
It changes from day to day.
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Sometimes I...
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review some documents.
It's one of the things I do.
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Other times I answer...
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the phone. People need information.
That's another thing.
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When I spend a lot of time on the phone,
my ear becomes hot.
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Revenge Hébert, did you think
you could get away from me?
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What are you doing here?
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Get rid of this office clerk disguise,
you're not fooling anybody.
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Show your true self,
the wrestler you really are.
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Come on.
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-Fight me.
-Uh... no...
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Hey!
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Why are you here?
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To give you back your identity.
Look at the kids' reaction.
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I tied your mask to my strap.
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You may have found me, Eddie Amin Dada,
but do you think that I, Revenge Hébert,
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will let you leave this place
in one piece?
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I'm gonna make you bleed!
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VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER
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Dude, I told you your balls would pop out.
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Let it go.
Anyway, I bought a new one.
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Ta-da.
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My God, I see you've decided to invest
in your wrestling career.
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Yes, I dropped a few courses,
so I can take on more fights.
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Are you accepting the fact
that you're a wrestler?
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Let's just say that I finally understood
there's something noble in what we do.
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That... That is so true.
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I can't tomorrow.
The day after tomorrow, no problem.
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3:30 p.m. is fine.
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Okay, thank you.
To you as well. Bye.
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Who was it?
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Sylvie, Jonathan's teacher.
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What's wrong?
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The little girl who's allergic to peanuts.
174
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Her parents filed a complaint
after our show.
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Want me to care of it?
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Absolutely not.
You've done enough.
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Just watch me.
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Excuse me. Hello.
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Hello.
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I'm Carol Hébert, Jonathan's grandfather.
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And the... wrestler's father.
182
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But you look so young.
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I'm here about the complaint.
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Dad?
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What is it?
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-I wanted to thank you.
-For what?
187
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Jonathan told me what you did.
188
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And it taught me a life lesson.
189
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Oh... What do you mean?
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I decided not to do
what people expect of me.
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And to not listen to the counselor.
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I'll accept myself for who I am,
just like you.
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Does that mean you don't wanna be
an engineer or a lawyer?
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Exactly.
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Okay. So what do you wanna be?
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A star.
197
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You mean in movies or music?
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None of that.
I just wanna be a star.
199
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Like the ones you see
on the covers of gossip magazines.
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Oh.
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Good luck.
202
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,103
I know he's coming to see you,
but I wanted to talk to you first.
203
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,316
I want to apologize.
What happened wasn't his fault, it's mine.
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Don't be silly.
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Of course not.
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I know... I wasn't there for him.
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All those years, I was...
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assigned to high-importance tasks.
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The worst part was,
I couldn't say anything to him.
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I had to keep it all inside.
All those secrets.
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If only I could make up
for the Career Day he ruined.
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I'm sure we'll find a way.
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I'd feel so much better.
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Out of curiosity...
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What kind of high-importance tasks?
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I can't tell you that.
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Oh, I see.
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Although...
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now that the Cold War is over,
I guess I can tell you.
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Due to the incident,
we're going to have another Career Day.
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Today, we're happy meet a grandfather.
222
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Please welcome Mr. Carol Hébert.
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He's going to tell us all
about being a secret agent.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,826
Hey, Dad?
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What is it?
228
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You wanna say something?
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Yes, I wanted to... say thank you.
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Because I took care of the complaint?
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Yeah.
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I wanted to thank you,
but not only for that.
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Actually, I wanted to say
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sometimes you're right,
even though I hate to admit it.
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Look...
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if I wasn't so damn proud,
that's what I would say.
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And if I wasn't so proud,
I would tell you...
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that I'm proud of you.
Really proud of you.
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I'm proud to call you my son.
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If only women knew
what our silences are made of.
241
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Maybe it's better they don't.
242
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-What's that?
-What?
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I smell smoke.
244
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Oh, no. Did you do this?
You goddamn maniac!
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I decided to have a fire drill with fire.
It feels more real.
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