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- Previously, on "Happy!"...
- "Easter Under Siege."
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We're a hit, baby!
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I run the third-largest
network in the nation.
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I have everything a man could wish for.
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What about the things a
man shouldn't wish for?
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You're firing me.
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You don't give me any choice!
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There is something inside me.
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[HEAVY ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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I'm done being everyone's
bitch, Dr. Reddy.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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You know you are a dead man, Blue rat.
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You, me, under the bleachers.
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No! Help me!
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You almost got hurt back there.
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Looking for these?
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You knew I needed money
for Hailey's school.
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You used me, Mer.
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- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah.
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This very simple "B and E" of yours,
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it turned out not to be quite so simple.
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Sonny Shine.
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- A few guards showed up.
- And?
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And I'm standing here with the tapes.
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Proof is on these tapes.
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The people on these tapes protect him.
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He goes down, they go down.
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Holy guacamole, it's Dayglo Doug!
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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Who the fuck's Dayglo Doug?
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♪ ♪
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[PEPPY MUSIC]
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Here we go!
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Abracadabra!
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♪ ♪
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- Bunny!
- Ow, oh! I'm Julius Caesar!
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You can't do this to me!
[COMICAL GROANING]
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Say something sweet and
eat something sour.
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Magic and laughs
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on the "Dayglo Doug Power Hour"!
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Yeah!
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Hey, there!
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Uh, no, no, no, no. No applause.
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No applause.
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I am not worthy. Thank you.
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[OMINOUS RUMBLING]
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[HIGH-PITCHED TONE]
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- We love you!
- Yeah!
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We love you, Doug!
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And it's that love...
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that has made "The
Dayglo Doug Power Hour"
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the top-rated cable-access kid's show
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in the greater Toledo area.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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And only a handful of shows
can make that claim.
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But...
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The time has come for old Doug...
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to hang up his hat.
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This will be the last day I host
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the "Dayglo Doug Power Hour."
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CHILDREN: Aww, no! [EXCLAIMING]
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Before I get too emotional...
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I wanna introduce you
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to the new host of the power hour,
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and your new best friend...
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Sonny Shine!
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[HOLLERING]
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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♪ ♪
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[GOOFY BABBLING]
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Dayglo Doug, everybody!
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[LAUGHING] His best trick?
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Vanishing from his own show.
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[CRUEL LAUGH] But seriously, Doug.
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Now you'll have plenty of
time to devote to your...
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passions.
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You may not know it, but our buddy Doug
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is quite the aficionado
on a little something
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you might have studied in school:
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World War II.
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[DARK MUSIC]
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Look it up.
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But I've been thinking, Double-D.
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Will you even have time to
join us as a guest star?
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Sure, that... that'd be super.
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But then I think about Episode 186.
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"Episode 186"?
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The Band-Aid episode?
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[TRILLING] Correcto.
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Where you taught us all how
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tearing off the Band-Aid quickly was
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really the only healthy
way to move forward.
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Isn't that right, kids?
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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[ECHOING LAUGHTER]
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♪ ♪
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And now, let's cue the music.
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Because we'd all like to remember you...
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just the way you are.
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[JOHN KANDER'S "TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME"]
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♪ Oh, fatherland, fatherland ♪
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♪ Show us a sign ♪
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♪ Your children are waiting to see ♪
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[FRANTIC] ♪ The morning will come ♪
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♪ When the world ♪
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[SCREAMING] ♪ Is mine ♪
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♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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Doug?
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Doug, one question for the
aficionado before you go:
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About how tall would you
say Winston Churchill was?
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Churchill?
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About that tall.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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[CHILDREN SHOUTING]
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Imagine it: Dayglo Doug was there
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when Sonny started.
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What's the world, uh, when
you're part of history?
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- "Fossil."
- Yeah, Sax, I get it.
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He's old. What's your point?
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I dunno, let's see: He's
senile, wears leotards.
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No, sounds like a slam-dunk witness
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to build the foundation of your case on.
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Top flight police work,
Mer, digging up this gem.
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It's not my case. It's ours.
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Remember?
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We're here.
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[SINISTER MUSICAL FLAIR]
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[CONSPIRATORIAL MUSIC]
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Cut my beard off after 9/11.
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And you're here to see?
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Doug Thorn.
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♪ ♪
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Mr. Thorn doesn't take visitors.
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♪ ♪
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He'll make an exception.
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♪ ♪
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Did you get that out
of a Cracker Jack box?
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It was my dad's.
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You really stepped in number
two with that one, Nick.
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I'll step on you.
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♪ ♪
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What's the matter?
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Old people.
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What?
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They don't like me, I don't like them.
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And that whole building
is filled with them.
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You smell that?
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That's them.
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Whoa, whoa. Hey, psst.
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Hey, pal, pal.
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- Hey, hey, you mind?
- For residents only.
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Yeah, I got a blood sugar thing.
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If you're hungry,
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there's a vending machine
in the restroom.
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"The restroom"? Fuck this place.
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[GOOFY YELP] Geez!
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[ELECTRONIC VOICE] Are you my son?
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Dr. Kevorkian's that way.
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[PA BEEPING]
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Thank you.
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Uh, for my next trick,
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I would like you to look...
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at this hat.
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What do you see inside?
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Nothing, right?
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Is that really Dayglo Doug?
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He looks different.
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Get to the Polish jokes!
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There's your star witness.
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I will punch you in the throat.
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[CLEARS THROAT] So, man
comes home from work
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with a duck under his arm.
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His wife answers the door.
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"This is the pig I've been fucking,"
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the man says.
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The wife says, "That's
a duck, not a pig."
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The man says, "I'm not talking to you."
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[GUFFAWS]
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[GOOFY LAUGHTER]
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I don't get it.
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I was going to close this set
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by cutting a woman in half.
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Unfortunately...
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my assistant passed away this morning,
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so I would like to
dedicate today's show...
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to Gladys.
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She died as she lived.
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Showing off her box for a nickel?
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHING]
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[DARK MUSIC]
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Mr. Thorn?
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May we have a few words?
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Ugh...
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[STUFFY MUSIC]
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Big as a baby's arm with
an apple in its fist.
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I think the word you're
looking for is "jumbo."
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I'm immune to flattery.
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And disease.
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Now spill it, cops. Who
violated my inner sanctum?
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There's a loaded question.
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Can we talk...
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openly?
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Dario doesn't understand
a lick of English.
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Hold still.
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♪ ♪
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TBH...
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we, uh, don't have a lot to go on.
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And by that we mean "nada surf."
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And seeing as how you wiped
the whole place clean
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before we got here...
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Well, this crime scene's
got more blood traces
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than Chicago on St. Valentine's Day.
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But no bodies.
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The only witness was your wife.
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She...
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fingered the pool boy.
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Don't remind me.
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Who she says was here with
a little blue unicorn.
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With wings.
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Bebe's last coherent thought
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was during the Carter administration.
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You're missing the point.
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This is not an official investigation.
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There will be no official reports
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of any stiffs on my grounds.
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There will be no official
statements taken
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from my smoking hot wife or anyone else.
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But I do expect a very firm,
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hard, unofficial look
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into who the hell effed up my effigy!
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That's why you two are
unofficially here!
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Is that clear?
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As Mother Teresa's urine test.
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Ain't what I heard.
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Magnifico!
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No, no! [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
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I want it to look like the
roots of a banyan tree.
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♪ ♪
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Sonny Shine?
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No sir-ee.
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Sorry, can't help you.
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I am not gonna say one word about him.
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"El zippo."
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We're investigating some
serious crimes, Mr. Thorn.
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A child kidnapping ring,
murder, extortion.
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Yeah, that sounds like Sonny.
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You two don't look like cops.
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We're undercover.
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Deep cover.
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I said it's deep, that's all.
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I can tell you want to talk to me, Doug.
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What are you afraid of?
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[SCOFFS] Me?
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Everything.
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Heights, spider plants,
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three-legged jeans.
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[GIGGLES] He's still got it.
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Oh, he's still got it, all right.
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I just hope you can't catch it.
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Listen, I can offer you
police protection.
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- A new identity.
- [SCOFFS]
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"New identity." That's a laugher.
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All I ever wanted was my old one back.
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The rat bastard stole
everything from me.
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[DEVIOUS MUSIC]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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[SUCKS TEETH]
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Sure isn't like the old days, is it?
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Not like when the "Dayglo
Doug Power Hour"
273
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,410
was the number one kid's
local access show
274
00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,100
in the greater Toledo area.
275
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You were big, Doug.
276
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,910
I was.
277
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,780
I was big, wasn't I?
278
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,280
Johnny "Wadd" Holmes big.
279
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,770
♪ ♪
280
00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:10,940
Milton Berle big.
281
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,169
[DISTANT CHILDREN CHEERING]
282
00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:17,520
♪ Give me a home ♪
283
00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:20,290
♪ Where the buffalo roam ♪
284
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:25,670
♪ And the deer and the antelope ♪
285
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,170
♪ And seldom is heard ♪
286
00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:31,110
Shh.
287
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,330
♪ A discouraging word ♪
288
00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:36,470
You know, I was there to
hear the great Caruso
289
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,949
make his professional debut.
290
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,750
Now I've got to listen to this shit.
291
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,140
Do you not know the meaning
of "solitary confinement"?
292
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,960
[SINISTER MUSIC]
293
00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:51,110
It's meant to be just me in here!
294
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,190
Mm.
295
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,690
Perhaps you're confused...
296
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:56,260
which seems to happen so very easily.
297
00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:58,010
So to elucidate,
298
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:02,000
you are trapped in this prison.
299
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:05,500
I am trapped in you.
300
00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:06,720
♪ ♪
301
00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,010
"Trapped"?
302
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,140
Well, then, just...
303
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,950
get out.
304
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,939
I bequeath you freedom.
305
00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:18,220
Mm, if only.
306
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:21,110
But even the demigods are constrained
307
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,630
by certain earthly limitations.
308
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,100
Bloodlines and all that.
309
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,120
You know.
310
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:31,230
I did try and hop into
your charming sister.
311
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,300
Much more fun body to play around in.
312
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,600
Even came with its own television show.
313
00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:39,140
But we both know how
314
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,810
that little harlequin
art came to an end.
315
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,280
[SOBBING]
316
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:46,170
This is madness!
317
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:49,150
I gotta get out of here!
318
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,840
It's not such a bad place for us, this.
319
00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:54,820
At least until I get my strength back.
320
00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,860
Pottery Shop. Fun.
321
00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:01,470
And all these impressionable,
322
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,989
homicidal minds to sway.
323
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:06,070
♪ ♪
324
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,570
And as I get my strength back,
325
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,710
you'll have more and more blackouts
326
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:15,030
until life is one long,
continuous blackout.
327
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,540
Now, won't that be nice?
328
00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:21,610
No more waking up like a
Kennedy, wondering...
329
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,830
"Who did I sodomize?
330
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,550
Whom did I kill?"
331
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,140
And what'll happen then?
332
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:31,170
By then, I'll have built an army.
333
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,860
No. [STAMMERING]
334
00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,269
I meant what will happen to me.
335
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:36,840
Oh.
336
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,890
[DOOR BUZZES]
337
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:46,040
[BIKE BELL RINGING]
338
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,750
Uh, it's... it's a great surprise.
339
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,140
Don't get me wrong, I like
this new rebel Amanda.
340
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:54,170
This "let's get crazy and ditch work,
341
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,370
good girl gone bad" Amanda.
342
00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:59,120
You're joking, but honestly...
343
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,090
I know me.
344
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,620
And these days, I haven't
felt like her at all.
345
00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:05,190
Mm.
346
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,990
It's strange even talking about it.
347
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,430
Not at all.
348
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,560
Talking it out is the best
way to deal with stress.
349
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,110
That and a little hot yoga.
350
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,100
I don't think hot yoga's gonna fix it.
351
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,570
Ugh. I got fired, Simon.
352
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,540
Seriously?
353
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,100
That's great.
354
00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:26,910
Um...
355
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,720
I was right out of college in Seattle
356
00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:30,470
when the first big dot-com boom hit.
357
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,020
I found myself one of
the first employees
358
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:34,020
in a little books-in-the-mail startup.
359
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,830
Amazon? Wow.
360
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,500
No, it was EncyclopediasInTheMail.com.
361
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:42,290
Free returns killed us.
So six months later
362
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,870
I'm broke, I'm unemployed.
363
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,470
Living in my mother's basement.
364
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,430
I was feeling sorry for myself.
365
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,200
But it forced me to do a lot
366
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:51,070
of soul-searching, Amanda, okay?
367
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,590
To figure out what I
really want in life.
368
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,010
What's really important.
369
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,980
I realized, for me, it's giving back.
370
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:59,210
Making a difference.
371
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,380
Boom.
372
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,980
"Ties Without Borders" was born.
373
00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,520
Mm?
374
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,560
You feel me?
375
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,960
Every setback is an opportunity?
376
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,930
To learn something about yourself.
377
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:17,000
To bring something new into this world.
378
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,630
Joseph Campbell said it best:
379
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,170
"Follow your bliss."
380
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,140
He should know.
381
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,740
He invented frickin' "Star Wars."
382
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,880
I like that.
383
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:33,650
"Follow your bliss."
384
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,930
[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
385
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:40,010
[GROANING] Yes, yes, yes!
386
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:42,050
Simon! Yes!
387
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,320
[BOTH MOANING, GRUNTING]
388
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:47,290
[BOTH HOLLERING]
389
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,300
[COINS JANGLING]
390
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,950
You see that?
391
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,100
Live long enough, there's your reward.
392
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:56,090
Breaking a hip tripping
over your oxygen tank
393
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,600
just trying to get to your bedpan.
394
00:15:57,610 --> 00:16:00,070
Why don't more people know about this?
395
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,640
How come they never showed
it on "The Golden Girls"?
396
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:07,390
Lesbian fairytale.
397
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,720
They are talking to him right now.
398
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:13,470
Of course, he wasn't "Sonny" back then.
399
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,210
Yeah, he was... he was
still "Louis Shineberg."
400
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:19,310
He used to come to the
show, sit in the audience.
401
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,610
He was a superfan, if
you know what I mean.
402
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,350
_
403
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,120
I mean, it comes with the
territory in my business.
404
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,330
Don't get me wrong,
405
00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:32,390
I love my little Douglets,
but after a certain point
406
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,700
it gets, you know, a little bit...
407
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,780
"Superfan-tastic"?
408
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,730
Creepy. Skin-crawling.
409
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,930
- Depressing?
- Somewhat.
410
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,260
Go on.
411
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,530
Year after year, he'd show up.
412
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,600
Most kids grew out of it.
413
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,660
Not him.
414
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:56,150
We made friends. Sort of.
415
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,790
He said he wanted to be
an entertainer, like me.
416
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,240
- But it wasn't until...
- Until what?
417
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,610
You're gonna think I'm
some kind of a nut job.
418
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,390
We're the ones who are crazy, not you.
419
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,400
Go ahead, dish.
420
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,800
Those things...
421
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,480
The Wishees.
422
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:19,650
I still remember the first
time he showed up with them.
423
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,450
The costumes.
424
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:24,570
The big round fish eyes.
425
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,310
The "fuck me" mouths.
426
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,810
Let's face it, Louis was just a schmuck
427
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:33,480
until those candy-colored
abominations came along.
428
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,170
After that, everything changed for him.
429
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,840
Suddenly, he just took...
430
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,770
whatever he wanted to.
431
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:44,530
Starting with my show.
432
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:46,300
Oh, oh, question.
433
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,260
Um, when these, uh,
whatever you call them...
434
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,880
- "Wishees," Nick.
- Sax.
435
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,200
Which I am to understand
are basically, uh,
436
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,240
shitheads in fuzzy outfits
437
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,190
that dance around the stage
with Mr. Shineberg...
438
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,180
when they, as you say, "showed up"...
439
00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:04,050
are we saying, like... say, for example,
440
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,040
from Cleveland?
441
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,470
"Cleveland."
442
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,840
- Cleveland, Ohio.
- Yes.
443
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,570
By way of the Crab Nebula, maybe.
444
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:16,320
- Ah-ha.
- And they weren't just guys in outfits.
445
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,590
The big guy doesn't seem very bright,
446
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,340
so I'm gonna try to make
this as simple as I can.
447
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,600
Back in the Etruscan age,
448
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:27,760
this gigantic meteor
crashes into Earth...
449
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,770
All right, that's it. I'm done.
450
00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,990
- Enjoy your interrogation.
- Where the fuck are you going?
451
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,610
I'm simply famished, so I'm gonna find
452
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,950
where they stashed those
pudding cups or die trying.
453
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,780
You, Trigger.
454
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,580
I suggest you come along.
455
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,030
- Your friend is a little...
- I know.
456
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,960
Keep talking.
457
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:48,960
[SINISTER MUSIC]
458
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:51,730
♪ ♪
459
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,410
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
460
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:57,050
♪ ♪
461
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,900
[GRUNTS]
462
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:02,510
[GASPS] You.
463
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,920
You know what they say:
464
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:06,620
"Nothing makes you believe in
Hell like Catholic school."
465
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,380
[GASPS] No, wait!
466
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,270
Wait, Hailey.
467
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,420
I'm sorry.
468
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:15,390
I am so, so sorry for
everything that happened.
469
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,390
- Get away from me.
- Don't... don't run off, please.
470
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,690
I'm not moving. See?
471
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,820
I'll stay perfectly still.
472
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,760
I wouldn't think of hurting you.
473
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,330
It's... it's the opposite.
474
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,200
I... I've been protecting
you, haven't I?
475
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:28,330
I'm just a boy...
476
00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:30,870
standing in front of a girl
477
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,480
asking her to listen.
478
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,110
I don't blame you for being scared.
479
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,440
This can be very confusing.
480
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,740
Should we sit? [STAMMERS]
481
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,280
Would that be better?
482
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,680
I see you've got your lucky keychain.
483
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,130
Maybe you've been thinking about things.
484
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,400
Questions you have for me.
485
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,890
You're supposed to be dead.
486
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,330
"Dead."
487
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,540
Someone told you that?
488
00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,350
My parents.
489
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,530
Ah, parents.
490
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:04,860
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] They do like
making up stories, don't they?
491
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,500
Seems that...
492
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,600
no one wants to tell you
the truth these days.
493
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,090
What happened to your eye?
494
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,880
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
495
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:19,850
♪ ♪
496
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,770
You're not the only one
who knows what it's like
497
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,000
to be bullied.
498
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:29,840
What if I told you that I was
forced to do what I did?
499
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,860
There are very awful people
in this world, Hailey,
500
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:38,070
and they can make people
do very awful things.
501
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,600
♪ ♪
502
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:42,540
Doesn't make it right,
but it's the truth.
503
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:43,730
♪ ♪
504
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,510
I was happy
505
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,810
when you children were
saved by the police.
506
00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,710
Those very awful people?
507
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,520
Not so much.
508
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,910
As you can see.
509
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,060
♪ ♪
510
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:00,560
I'm sorry, I... I can
put my glasses back on.
511
00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:03,630
So now we're supposed to be friends?
512
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,060
I don't need friends.
513
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,870
I do.
514
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,400
♪ ♪
515
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,970
But...
516
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,440
if that's the way you feel...
517
00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,720
I'm just happy that you're
finally hearing the truth.
518
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,640
You've been lied to since
the day you were born.
519
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,050
It's about time someone finally...
520
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,950
What's that supposed to mean?
521
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,720
[MUSIC DARKENS]
522
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,020
No, no.
523
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:29,820
I'm not one to open up old wounds.
524
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,260
But you do know the whole story?
525
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:36,280
Your father lied to your mother
and then ran out on her.
526
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,990
And then your mother lied
to your father about you,
527
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,830
and then to you about your father.
528
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,870
I'm not a shrink,
529
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,670
but that is a rough place
for any kid to start.
530
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,340
I'm going.
531
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,540
Wait!
532
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,680
♪ ♪
533
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:54,130
One last thing.
534
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,110
When you get home and see your mother,
535
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,750
tell her we met.
536
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,720
Tell her what I said.
Be honest with her.
537
00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:02,090
See what she says.
538
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,690
And if you don't want to be friends,
539
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,240
you will never see me again.
540
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,860
But if you do,
541
00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:10,650
just say the word and
I'll be right there.
542
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:16,220
♪ ♪
543
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,530
♪ ♪
544
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:24,660
While others run in fear
545
00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:27,480
from those who've declared
war for any on Easter,
546
00:22:27,490 --> 00:22:31,020
one man will unite us all...
547
00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:35,940
In bringing sexy back to Easter.
548
00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:40,520
♪ ♪
549
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:44,490
This year, if we don't celebrate Easter,
550
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,250
they win.
551
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:50,580
♪ ♪
552
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:52,780
[MUSIC CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS]
553
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,220
Just a taste.
554
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:56,840
A little, como se dice, flavor,
555
00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:58,390
if you will.
556
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,720
This ain't your grandma's
Easter, am I right?
557
00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:04,810
♪ ♪
558
00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:07,250
Well? Kap?
559
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,100
What do you think?
560
00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:12,150
♪ ♪
561
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,270
- [HOLLERING]
- Go, Kap, go!
562
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,530
[LAUGHING] Whoo-hoo!
563
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:20,510
♪ ♪
564
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,030
I think it's fucking brilliant.
565
00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:26,280
[APPLAUSE]
566
00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:32,590
♪ ♪
567
00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:36,380
Oh, there she is! [LAUGHING]
568
00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:37,650
Who's hungry? [LAUGHS]
569
00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:39,580
If you'd told me one day
570
00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:42,700
I'd get to see Dayglo Doug
up close and in person,
571
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,540
tell the story of how he met Sonny Shine
572
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:46,570
for the first time, well,
I would have said,
573
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,300
"Holy guacamole, somebody pinch me
574
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:51,140
because this is a dream come true!"
575
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,010
But it's not.
576
00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:55,190
Yeah, well, if it's any consolation,
577
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,410
that look on your face of
soul-crushing disappointment
578
00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,470
has been the highlight
of this whole trip.
579
00:24:01,870 --> 00:24:04,570
[MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
580
00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:06,620
Sieg Heil!
581
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:09,460
Dickless freaking Doug.
582
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:10,930
Some witness.
583
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:13,440
That's what I get for trusting Mer.
584
00:24:15,430 --> 00:24:17,300
You should be the black one.
585
00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:19,370
I was black last time!
586
00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:21,640
I'm not a schwarzer!
587
00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:24,220
You be the schwarzer!
588
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,810
Is that gonna be us someday, Nick?
589
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:28,750
Frittering away our last
days in a place like this,
590
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,660
arguing over some silly game?
591
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,940
Don't you worry about that, pal.
592
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,780
I'll drink bleach before
I let that happen.
593
00:24:33,790 --> 00:24:35,240
Besides, what are you worried about?
594
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:37,210
You haven't even hit the
magical "P-word" yet.
595
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:40,590
"Puberty."
596
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,860
It's Latin for "pubes."
597
00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:45,790
Six-year period where you part
your hair down the middle
598
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,530
and your body gets all
awkward and, uh, pimply.
599
00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:50,880
At the same, it wants to get
naked with other people.
600
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,270
But what if I don't want to grow up?
601
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,640
Well, then you're gonna
have to file that one
602
00:24:54,650 --> 00:24:55,950
under "tough shit."
603
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,090
[MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
604
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,440
Um...
605
00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:04,680
[SINISTER MUSIC]
606
00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:06,280
♪ ♪
607
00:25:06,290 --> 00:25:08,680
Have you noticed the
staff here is funny?
608
00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:10,750
I mean, usually the people
they hire in joints like this
609
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,790
are, um...
610
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,990
different.
611
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,230
- "Different" how?
- Dominican.
612
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,330
[SNIFFING]
613
00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:21,240
Do you smell popcorn?
614
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,790
Oh, hell yeah.
615
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,470
[MUFFLED PEPPY MILITARISTIC MUSIC]
616
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:32,150
♪ ♪
617
00:25:32,190 --> 00:25:36,780
♪ ♪
618
00:25:36,790 --> 00:25:38,980
Holy sheisse.
619
00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:40,850
♪ ♪
620
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:44,860
Hey, Mer.
621
00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:47,380
Mer. Guess what?
622
00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:49,090
Turns out this place is
a home for assholes.
623
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,140
Excuse me?
624
00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:51,400
- Go ahead, tell her.
- [STAMMERING]
625
00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:53,500
Some of the people here
are a bit colorful.
626
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,940
Yeah, red, white, and black.
627
00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:56,980
We saw the tape, der fuckward.
628
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,360
Look, you know Sonny's
M.O. I was set up.
629
00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:00,640
If the armband fits.
630
00:26:00,650 --> 00:26:02,570
I am a history buff.
631
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:05,740
A collector of rare and
exotic memorabilia.
632
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:08,370
I don't belong here with these fascists.
633
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,160
Okay, can someone please explain to me
634
00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:12,380
- what the hell is going on?
- Nazis, Mer.
635
00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:14,130
The place is stinking with them.
636
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,860
It wasn't enough that he stole my show.
637
00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:19,460
Then he has to twist the knife.
638
00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:21,380
You know, Sonny used to say
639
00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:22,490
that the shortest book ever written
640
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,330
was the German book of humor?
641
00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:27,010
That's why he stuck me here!
642
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,830
Don't you think I'd leave if I could?
643
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,920
I've been bombing in
front of this Stasi scum
644
00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:34,120
for a decade.
645
00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:37,560
I mean, you gotta get
me out of this place!
646
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:40,310
♪ I can't take another bad review ♪
647
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,730
- We're going, come on.
- No, no, no.
648
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:42,980
We're not actually taking this guy.
649
00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:44,900
You said you would
protect me if I talked.
650
00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:46,520
This adult-diaper-wearing war criminal
651
00:26:46,530 --> 00:26:47,790
is not getting in my cab.
652
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,310
Hey, I resemble that last remark.
653
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,320
Hey.
654
00:26:51,330 --> 00:26:53,490
I'm not doing this with you right now.
655
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,200
- What is it about this guy?
- [CLEARS THROAT]
656
00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:57,830
[CLAPS, WHISTLES]
657
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,400
Visiting time, sadly, is over.
658
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:04,330
So we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
659
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,050
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
660
00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:08,170
It's time for your pills.
661
00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:10,370
We have some more questions
to ask him off-site.
662
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,390
I'm sure you understand.
663
00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:13,510
I don't think so.
664
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,640
[SIGHS]
665
00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:17,210
♪ ♪
666
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,390
You eye-fucking me, Nietzsche?
667
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,920
Uh, Nick?
668
00:27:22,930 --> 00:27:28,560
♪ ♪
669
00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:30,700
Is there a problem, young man?
670
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:32,910
Nothing we can't handle, Herr Zimmer.
671
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,280
- Oh, boy.
- You!
672
00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:36,740
Where do you think
you're slinking off to?
673
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:39,440
You have a show in 20 minutes.
674
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:40,800
[SINISTER MUSIC]
675
00:27:40,810 --> 00:27:43,750
[MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
676
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,670
♪ ♪
677
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,550
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
678
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,880
♪ ♪
679
00:27:50,890 --> 00:27:52,900
[CHANTING] Sieg Heil!
680
00:27:52,910 --> 00:27:55,310
Sieg Heil!
681
00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:57,570
Sieg Heil!
682
00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:59,610
Sieg Heil!
683
00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:01,500
Sieg Heil!
684
00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:06,750
Well, actually, the show starts now.
685
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:09,320
Blitzkrieg!
686
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:12,360
[FUNKY MUSIC]
687
00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:14,370
[ELECTRONIC SCREAM]
688
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:16,740
All right, NYPD! Nobody move!
689
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,370
- Shit.
- [HOLLERS]
690
00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,440
[GUNSHOT]
691
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,790
Fuck!
692
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,050
- Doug!
- [HOLLERS]
693
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,410
[SNIFFS]
694
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:30,300
[GRUNTING]
695
00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:32,390
- [GAGGING]
- [YELPS]
696
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,820
[LAUGHS]
697
00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:36,050
[GRUNTING]
698
00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,970
Nick!
699
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:40,530
♪ ♪
700
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:42,900
[SCREAMS]
701
00:28:42,910 --> 00:28:44,740
♪ ♪
702
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,360
That's my witness.
703
00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:48,440
[SCREAMING]
704
00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:49,810
Lookit, Mer!
705
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:51,810
His bones are so brittle!
706
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:57,990
♪ ♪
707
00:29:02,830 --> 00:29:04,830
Ah!
708
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,390
[GRUNTING]
709
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,840
[GROWLING]
710
00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:10,550
Sax, stop killing people!
711
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,050
Ah, come on, Mer! They're Nazis!
712
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:14,720
[LAUGHS]
713
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:21,860
♪ ♪
714
00:29:21,870 --> 00:29:23,890
Ouch-witz!
715
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:30,690
♪ ♪
716
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,450
[GAGGING]
717
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:39,850
♪ ♪
718
00:29:40,470 --> 00:29:42,020
[SNIFFS]
719
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:46,870
♪ ♪
720
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,270
[HOLLERS]
721
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,270
[GAGGING]
722
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,470
♪ ♪
723
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,010
Papa never loved me.
724
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:58,310
[GROANS]
725
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,480
♪ ♪
726
00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:03,550
Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker.
727
00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:10,930
"Greatest generation" my ass.
728
00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:19,790
[GATE CLATTERING]
729
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,880
Oh, my God.
730
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,930
Look at what they did to you.
731
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:30,140
Get off of me! Get off of me!
732
00:30:30,150 --> 00:30:31,860
[STAMMERING] Fuck!
733
00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:33,850
Get off of me!
734
00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:39,790
Is it true?
735
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,330
What?
736
00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:45,190
You killed all them
Russians in the toilet.
737
00:30:47,070 --> 00:30:48,320
What if it is?
738
00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:50,230
[SCOFFS]
739
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,580
[SIGHS]
740
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:57,690
It's like...
741
00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,670
It's like you're two different people.
742
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,220
One's warm and loving.
743
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,890
The other's just...
744
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,210
cold and cruel.
745
00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:08,400
No! No!
746
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,260
Don't say that!
747
00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:12,160
I'm not two different people!
748
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,900
It's just me, and I am...
749
00:31:14,910 --> 00:31:16,950
I'm Blue!
750
00:31:17,820 --> 00:31:20,270
I'm Blue!
751
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,880
Orcus.
752
00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:25,190
This is...
753
00:31:25,690 --> 00:31:28,420
[GRUNTS] Ow.
754
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,630
I'm sorry.
755
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,170
I'm sorry.
756
00:31:37,670 --> 00:31:39,730
[SIGHS]
757
00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:43,970
You've been so kind to me, and, um...
758
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,750
I've spurned you.
759
00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:49,240
You haven't, though.
760
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:51,910
I mean, "spurned."
761
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,550
- No, I spurned you.
- You really haven't.
762
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,780
I've treated you unkindly, and...
763
00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:02,850
[SIGHS] I'm just...
764
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,570
I'm scared, Pink.
765
00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:08,150
I need you tell me that...
766
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,790
[SIGHS]
767
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,710
That it's me, right?
768
00:32:13,270 --> 00:32:15,500
I'm Blue Scaramucci.
769
00:32:15,510 --> 00:32:19,200
T-tell me I'm Blue Scaramucci.
770
00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:21,770
Yeah. It's you.
771
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,520
That's right.
772
00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:27,680
You're Blue.
773
00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:29,850
You're Blue Scaramucci.
774
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:33,770
[EERIE MUSIC]
775
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:35,430
♪ ♪
776
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,350
[GROWLING]
777
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,390
[WHIMPERS]
778
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,440
Oh, you nasty little tart.
779
00:32:41,450 --> 00:32:42,480
Go on.
780
00:32:42,490 --> 00:32:45,170
Oh, tell me, tell me.
781
00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:47,140
[HOLLERS]
782
00:32:47,150 --> 00:32:49,460
Who am I?
783
00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:51,420
[WHIMPERS]
784
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:55,370
♪ Ooh, Sunny ♪
785
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:56,700
[PEPPY MUSIC]
786
00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:59,770
♪ Ooh, Sunny Shine ♪
787
00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:01,120
♪ Ooh ♪
788
00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:02,910
[LAUGHING]
789
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:07,130
Sock it to me! [WHOOPING]
790
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,170
♪ ♪
791
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:10,450
Dad, look here!
792
00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:15,050
Dad, look!
793
00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:18,530
It's Sonny Shine's original shiny mic!
794
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,300
I don't know how "original" it is.
795
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:23,100
It says on the thing!
796
00:33:23,110 --> 00:33:25,080
I mean, when I was growing up
797
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:27,440
it was the "Dayglo Doug Power Hour."
798
00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:30,860
All this stuff is from that show.
799
00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:33,240
I'm sure you can still
find the old clips online.
800
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,490
Who likes selfies?
801
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,110
- Oh, my God!
- [BOTH HOLLERING]
802
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,060
Let's do this! Let's do this.
803
00:33:39,070 --> 00:33:40,550
Come on. Gather around, everyone.
804
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,820
Give that to me. Okay, here we are.
805
00:33:42,830 --> 00:33:44,290
Everybody say,
806
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:47,670
"Sonny Shine Easter Live
Bonanza Extravaganza
807
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,960
With Tony Danza!"
808
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:51,460
[ALL CHEERING]
809
00:33:51,470 --> 00:33:53,560
All right, all right,
y'all better get going.
810
00:33:53,570 --> 00:33:56,800
The Wishee exhibit closes in
20 minutes for fumigation.
811
00:33:56,810 --> 00:33:58,580
Remember, when you post those:
812
00:33:58,590 --> 00:34:01,250
#SonnyEaster.
813
00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:04,210
Make Easter great again!
814
00:34:04,850 --> 00:34:07,010
And a MEGA day to you, too.
815
00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:10,510
[EERIE MUSIC]
816
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,480
♪ ♪
817
00:34:14,490 --> 00:34:18,360
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
818
00:34:18,370 --> 00:34:22,500
So the procedure is for a
root canal on Saturday.
819
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:25,290
And the payment's been made?
820
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:27,120
- Hailey?
- Hi, Dr. Reddy.
821
00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:28,840
I need to tell my mother something.
822
00:34:28,850 --> 00:34:30,870
It's important.
823
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,090
Hailey, your mother doesn't
work here anymore.
824
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,470
But...
825
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,340
since when?
826
00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:39,340
A few days ago.
827
00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:41,810
Sorry, I thought she
would have told you.
828
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:43,350
[DARK CALLIOPE MUSIC]
829
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,880
Lollipop?
830
00:34:45,890 --> 00:34:50,470
♪ ♪
831
00:34:53,530 --> 00:34:55,490
It's...
832
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:56,820
fantastic.
833
00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:58,850
- I knew you'd love it.
- [EXCLAIMS]
834
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:02,380
It's like a 3D version of
the inside of my brain.
835
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,740
I know, right?
836
00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,540
You really are on the level.
837
00:35:05,550 --> 00:35:08,200
You said they weren't guys in suits.
838
00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:10,410
I... I'm afraid to ask, but...
839
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,460
what exactly did you mean by that?
840
00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:15,610
Afraid to ask, or afraid of the answer?
841
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:19,050
You ever talk to one
of them face to face?
842
00:35:19,090 --> 00:35:20,760
Oh, uh, no.
843
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,470
See, about that... they don't speak.
844
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,060
- What do you mean?
- [SCOFFS]
845
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:25,670
I mean, they don't speak.
846
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,980
Like Helen Keller or like a mime?
847
00:35:28,990 --> 00:35:30,260
No, no, no.
848
00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:32,860
No, they communicate through telepathy.
849
00:35:32,870 --> 00:35:35,600
- Of course.
- Uh, only Sonny can hear them.
850
00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:39,200
They speak, it goes
straight into his brain.
851
00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:41,160
Don't think it would work
so well for you, but...
852
00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:43,280
[HUFFS] I'm gonna be in the kitchen.
853
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:46,250
If you got tinfoil, I can
make Doug a new hat.
854
00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:50,560
Who'd believe a guy
with a smile like that
855
00:35:50,570 --> 00:35:52,290
could be so evil?
856
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,420
[SIGHS]
857
00:35:54,430 --> 00:35:56,650
What, that Mr. Pussy Pants is a bad guy?
858
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:59,660
- Welcome to the party.
- I couldn't believe it.
859
00:35:59,670 --> 00:36:02,490
Me and Hailey used to... [SIGHS]
860
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,800
But I guess that's all over now.
861
00:36:04,810 --> 00:36:06,340
It's like you said, Nick.
862
00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,900
People change. Everything changes.
863
00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:11,090
Uh, that's right. That goes for me, too.
864
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,840
Try and knock me off the... [STAMMERING]
865
00:36:13,850 --> 00:36:16,240
Try and knock me off the wagon.
866
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,650
Will of iron, pal.
867
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,740
She ain't gonna be happy
868
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,140
until I've broken every promise
to Amanda and the kid.
869
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:24,210
And for what, huh?
870
00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:26,260
On a wild goose chase
871
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:28,940
with some incontinent Kraut-dog
872
00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:31,330
who thinks Sasquatch killed Biggie.
873
00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:33,470
What are we gonna do, Nick?
874
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,280
Well, for now, I'm gonna
get this jelly open.
875
00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:39,660
I mean about Sunny
and... and the Wishees.
876
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:41,920
Doug says...
877
00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:43,430
Let me tell you something.
878
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,260
Being a grown-up means
you've gotta learn
879
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:49,240
that heroism comes in a
lot of different forms,
880
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:52,510
one of them being not being a hero.
881
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,940
Capische? [GRUNTS]
882
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,650
Nick, you don't really believe that.
883
00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:02,380
This is what I believe in.
884
00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,520
Being there for that kid.
885
00:37:04,530 --> 00:37:07,140
Trying to give her some
kind of normal life
886
00:37:07,150 --> 00:37:08,740
after everything she has been through.
887
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:12,000
And, you know, we got too
many freaks in leotards
888
00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:14,760
in our lives for my taste.
889
00:37:14,770 --> 00:37:16,430
Fuck them all.
890
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,960
I killed it.
891
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,490
[WISHEE SCREECHING]
892
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,500
I know I did.
893
00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:24,180
Nothing bleeds that much and walks away.
894
00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:27,040
But when I went back, it was gone.
895
00:37:27,050 --> 00:37:28,860
Something moved the body.
896
00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:31,240
I had a feeling the place
would be wiped clean
897
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,690
before forensics got there.
What they don't know
898
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:37,440
is I took some of whatever it was
899
00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:39,120
that came out of that thing.
900
00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:41,460
You have its blood? Where is it?
901
00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:45,060
Well, I had it in here under a lamp.
902
00:37:45,070 --> 00:37:47,620
Then it started moving, like
it was trying to get out.
903
00:37:47,630 --> 00:37:50,120
No, no, no. You're
supposed to keep it cold.
904
00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:51,400
I figured that.
905
00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,910
I put it in a jelly jar, I
stuck it in the fridge.
906
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,290
[SINISTER MUSIC]
907
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:01,660
Oh, man, I needed that.
908
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:03,820
I tell you I got a blood sugar thing?
909
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:06,820
[STOMACH GURGLING]
910
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,440
[GROANING]
911
00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:18,350
♪ ♪
912
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:20,290
[GRUNTS]
913
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,360
♪ ♪
914
00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:23,400
[GOOFY GRUNTING]
915
00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:26,200
[GASPS, GROANS]
916
00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:28,690
Sweet boneless Jesus.
917
00:38:28,710 --> 00:38:31,100
[FARTING, LIQUID GURGLING]
918
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,580
[GAGS, GROANS]
919
00:38:33,590 --> 00:38:35,940
This is Captain Turdwell.
920
00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:38,680
We are experiencing
uncontrollable explosive thrust
921
00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:39,810
in both engines!
922
00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:42,120
Prepare for water landing!
923
00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:44,320
How about a courtesy flush?
924
00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:47,660
[FARTING, LIQUID GURGLING]
925
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,420
Whoo!
926
00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:51,090
[LAUGHS]
927
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,790
[INHUMAN SCREECHING]
928
00:38:53,800 --> 00:39:00,370
♪ ♪
929
00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:01,840
Ow!
930
00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:04,210
♪ ♪
931
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:05,650
[BABBLES]
932
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:13,310
♪ ♪
933
00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:18,880
Sax!
934
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,640
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
935
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,090
[HOLLERING]
936
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:24,970
Go back to hell!
[HOLLERING INDISTINCTLY]
937
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:28,100
[CREATURE SHRIEKING]
938
00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:30,330
[HOLLERS]
939
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:33,910
[PANTING]
940
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,990
[OMINOUS RUMBLING, GURGLING]
941
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,480
[YELPS]
942
00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:47,380
♪ ♪
943
00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:49,150
[HOLLERING]
944
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,590
[GROANS]
945
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,910
[BOTH SHRIEKING]
946
00:40:06,830 --> 00:40:10,730
You must be Rin Tin Tikki Tavi
947
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:12,580
walking in here.
948
00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:14,360
If I can forgive you
949
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,800
sending six of your chums in to kill me,
950
00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:19,070
then surely...
951
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,470
surely...
952
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,020
you can forgive me for merely...
953
00:40:23,030 --> 00:40:25,030
drowning them all in the toilet.
954
00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:29,010
Besides, I'm here to make you an offer
955
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:33,270
that you simply cannot refuse.
956
00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:37,660
There are those that would
give their right hand
957
00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:39,190
to work with me.
958
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,560
Just because you talk
like Liam Neeson...
959
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:44,060
[CLICKS TONGUE]
960
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:46,590
This does not make you Liam Neeson.
961
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,250
[CHUCKLES]
962
00:40:48,270 --> 00:40:50,890
In ages past, it was customary
963
00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:53,710
to sacrifice black sheep in my name.
964
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,630
And then...
965
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,210
to make a lovely, big pot of stew.
966
00:40:58,220 --> 00:41:00,340
Not unlike this one.
967
00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:03,390
[MELLOW WIND MUSIC]
968
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,550
♪ ♪
969
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,940
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN] _
970
00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:14,650
_
971
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,570
_
972
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:21,230
_
973
00:41:22,010 --> 00:41:23,830
_
974
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,720
Maybe you young pioneers
975
00:41:26,730 --> 00:41:28,480
are more familiar with the Bible
976
00:41:28,490 --> 00:41:30,640
than you are with the Roman texts.
977
00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:32,440
♪ ♪
978
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:34,110
Yeah?
979
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,310
For example...
980
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,210
"He who fails to find me
981
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,810
injures himself."
982
00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:44,220
[MUSIC DARKENS]
983
00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:45,910
The fuck?
984
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,590
"And if your hand should
cause you to sin... "
985
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,530
♪ ♪
986
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:54,630
"Cut it off.
987
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,710
Throw it away."
988
00:41:57,590 --> 00:42:00,530
[HOLLERING]
989
00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:02,440
♪ ♪
990
00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:04,580
And what is that other verse?
991
00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:05,790
Oh, yes. [BABBLES]
992
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,210
"Beware of the dogs,
993
00:42:08,220 --> 00:42:10,880
"beware of the evil workers... "
994
00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:13,170
[DISHES CLATTERING]
995
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:17,210
"And beware of false circumcision."
996
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:19,950
[GROANING, WHIMPERING]
997
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,370
[SCREAMING]
998
00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:26,220
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN] _
999
00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:28,260
[KNIVES CLATTER]
1000
00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:30,120
_
1001
00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:33,380
Now, here's the Bible
almost repeating itself,
1002
00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:36,760
but not quite, and the
difference is crucial.
1003
00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:40,450
"If your eye... causes you to sin... "
1004
00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:43,790
Eat shit, demon!
1005
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,110
"Tear it out.
1006
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,740
Throw it away."
1007
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:49,120
[SCREAMING]
1008
00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:51,960
♪ ♪
1009
00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:55,800
I am so taken by you guys.
1010
00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:57,330
I really, really am.
1011
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,550
I walked in here
1012
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,880
and immediately I'm saying to myself,
1013
00:42:59,890 --> 00:43:01,160
"Oh, yes, yes.
1014
00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:04,600
Here are some proper nasty boys."
1015
00:43:04,610 --> 00:43:07,920
My name is Orcus.
1016
00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:09,730
♪ ♪
1017
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:11,850
Orcus.
1018
00:43:16,990 --> 00:43:18,480
Anything?
1019
00:43:18,490 --> 00:43:20,840
Uh, as far as the residents go,
1020
00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:22,990
they're practically dead to begin with.
1021
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,720
Well... [SIGHS]
1022
00:43:25,730 --> 00:43:28,630
We're nowhere on who took
the tape collection.
1023
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:34,710
But I think I might have a bead...
1024
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,170
on who took Dayglo Doug.
1025
00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:40,470
A terrorist?
1026
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,670
Shine's gonna want to see this.
1027
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,760
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
1028
00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:49,360
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
1029
00:43:49,370 --> 00:43:51,730
[DEVICE WHIRRING]
1030
00:43:51,740 --> 00:43:52,840
[DOOR BEEPS]
1031
00:43:52,850 --> 00:43:56,150
♪ ♪
1032
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,230
[INHUMAN SCREECHING]
1033
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:06,390
♪ ♪
1034
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,340
[EERIE GURGLING]
1035
00:44:15,350 --> 00:44:22,730
♪ ♪
1036
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,730
Mm.
1037
00:44:41,350 --> 00:44:42,460
Mom?
1038
00:44:42,470 --> 00:44:43,660
Oh.
1039
00:44:43,670 --> 00:44:45,270
Hi, sweetheart.
1040
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,370
You're home a little late.
1041
00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:51,410
Yeah, work was kind of a madhouse.
1042
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:56,360
It's the busiest time of the
year down at the clinic.
1043
00:44:56,370 --> 00:44:57,500
Few months after Valentine's.
1044
00:44:57,510 --> 00:45:00,250
Now, how was your day?
1045
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,310
How was school?
1046
00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:08,680
Make any new friends?
1047
00:45:08,690 --> 00:45:10,930
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1048
00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:13,330
Maybe one.
1049
00:45:13,340 --> 00:45:15,980
♪ ♪
1050
00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:20,990
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