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Psychic by Accident

So, God. Architect.

Do you believe I'm really an architect, are you sure?

- Not this again, Ulisses. - I'm sorry. It's just that--

With all due respect. I believe you need some creativity on the team.

My mom's an architect. My father's an architect. I'm an architect.

It's a copy paste of our profession. For God's sake. God.

What is my vocation?

What is my mission? In life?

The answer is right before the eyes.

- It's not possible. - Just look.

It's normal to have doubts.

- Did you had any doubts? - Me? Of course!

Remember when I first invented Pinball machines?

It was the hater's delight.

Put I put my foot down.

Veterinary! I love animals.

And so does Snow white. But it didn't turn her into an animal doctor.

Comedian! I know the best jokes! What a Bishop does?

Moves diagonally.

Wake up, Ulisses.

Karaoke singer. I scored 73 on Stairway to Heaven.

Karaoke was made so you could suck, Ulisses. Wake up!

- Philosopher! - Wake up, Ulisses.

- Agronomist? - Wake up, Ulisses.

- Personal Trainer? - Wake up, Ulisses.

- Poet? - Wake up, Ulisses.

God! What? Dear!

Happy birthday.

Blow the candles and make a wish.

So you can wear on our visit to Greece. Perfect!

Look at me! My face. Greece!

- Greece! - Yey, Greece!

Where's the lid?

Oh, here it is.

And on Ligia Rapello's show today, people who are unhappy at work.

Where they live? What do they eat?

Are you one of them?

Right Choice?

Vocational Coach. Your Vocation in 10 minutes or your money back.

Meet the creator of Vocational regression: "I will find your vocation."

I found it.

I won't change my mind. Coming here was a waste of time.

No, this is a big decision. Isn't it, Doctor?

We can try a vocational test.

But is she's so sure about architecture, what could we do?

This test that you do. Just out of curiosity,

is it for life, or can the results change in 20, 30 years?

Maria, I got it.

Your father is afraid you'll regret it when you are 40.

What about that think that parent may influence the career of their kids?

Maria, look at your father,

and tell him that if he wants to schedule a session, I have some time Wednesday.

It should be Ulisses picture.

I told them, use the image on the flash drive.

I guess they got messed up.

But, you fired me before and it was really bureaucratic to hire me again.

I wouldn't fire you because of this.

Where's your party spirit today?

Beautiful flash drive.

Mrs. Betarello. I want,

with all due respect of course, I'd like to make a suggestion.

We could have this party at Ulisse's office. Here it's too predictable.

- We have it here every time, so-- - Patricia. I know what's best for my son.

You're right.

Congratulations and his name.

- Hi, mom. - Hi, honey.

What's with the hat, Ulisses?

- Maria gave me. - Come over.

Help me choose the logo,

the Himalaya launches tomorrow!

A surprise party for me, mom. Really?

It's like pictures of the moon. It never works.

God, it's your birthday! I've totally forgot about it.

Happy birthday, my love! I'm the worst mom ever.

So, if I enter right there, and turn,

there will be no one to say: Surprise!

No, dear. I gave the day off for everyone. They deserve it.

Day off? Alright. I'll get to work.

Surprise!

I knew it.

I knew you wouldn't notice if we had the party in your office.

The gift! The gift! Come!

So beautiful. And expensive.

- Wow! - My!

Happy birthday to you--

Architect. Am I really an architect?

The answer lies right before our eyes.

Hello.

Guess his name.

Pastel de Vento.

Is it a funny name? It is. But you won't forget it.

Everything can be, If you want it will be.

Dreams always comes for those who dream.

Isn't this the lyrics to Xuxa's Cristal Moon?

Of course, Ulisses. That's so you can see I take from every source.

So I can pass the knowledge from my masters, to beginners.

Ordinary, like yourself.

Take this tea. It's from a viking ritual.

I'm not talking about the football team.

I'm talking about the first men in ancient Greece.

- Are you ready? - What?

- Ready for what? - Find your vocation.

First of all. Too much metal. That is too heavy.

We must take them off.

Please, your wedding ring. Is that real gold?

- White gold? - Silver.

Right. Car keys in here, please.

Are the documents in the glove compartment?

Your wallet, please.

Right. Cellphone. Can I see the brand? That's it.

I need to unlock it in the ethereal realm.

Can you give me your pin?

3-7-5-4

3-7-5-4. 3-7-5-4.

Can you remove your blazer, please.

- Try to relax. Do you wear any piercing? - No, No.

Great! Just relax.

Thank you. Great.

- Well, Vinicius. - Ulisses.

And I was saying Vinicius.

So sorry. My ears must be burning. Remove the hat, Ulisses.

That's it. Great. Thank you.

I just need to read your aura, for a moment.

Now you drink this tea. Ok?

If you want to know, what you'll be when you grow.

You must be bold

And let the tea wash your soul, soul, soul.

If you want to know, know, know.

when you grow. That's it, drink. Drink it all.

Drink. Drink. Drink.

Drink it. Drink it. Drink it.

It's normal to have doubts. Wake up, Ulisses.

Sarah?

Sarah?

Sarah!

My head.

- Hey, guys! - Just look at that!

- Did you see a car, over here? - What car?

- May I borrow your phone? - What!

Hey, hey! Leave her alone!

Are you crazy? Get yourself a doctor.

Not here, yo!

- It' not that! - Get lost!

Hey, hey! He's taking your stuff!

Get him, Tadeu! Get him!

Get this pervert!

- Get him! Get him! - No!

Oh, God.

Look at the time. Aren't you forgetting anything?

Mom. It's dad!

It's not your father. It is.

- What is that? - Why is him like this?

Are you laughing, ma'am?

- I know it may sound crazy. - What else could it be?

What, Ulisses?

If you were with your lover, but a coach?

It was like a dream.

But it was real. It was there, in my face. I saw it happening.

And when I touched her, I saw it. I saw it!

There. You touched the woman.

Not this again. I'm not cheating, Fernanda!

Dear.

The coach's ritual was so convincing.

And when I touched her, when she touched me--

- Let me touch you. - You don't touch me for a month.

- Let me touch you! - Why?

- Let me touch you. - Get away. No.

- Easy. - You are weird.

I want to understand it. Hey.

It's me. Your husband. Can I?

- I don't know what that is. - Neither do I. Help me find it out.

- I'll touch you. - OK.

- Ok? May I? - Alright.

- I love you. - Me too.

What? Am I going to die?

- Am I, Ulisses? - No.

I don't doubt your talent as a designer, but--

Where's your grandma's camera?

If I gave you a camera. You must take some photos.

I just saw you taking pictures.

You were shinning. So happy!

- Ulisses, let me tell you something. - What? What is it?

If you want to get divorced,

it's ok. But don't pretend you are getting mad, ok?

- Again listening from behind the door? - Mom!

I was trying. But you must be louder.

- Damn! Where's the camera? - How could she?

No! I'm not a photographer.

A project this big could only be done by the largest office in Brazil.

Hi, Marcio! Fernando, Jorge.

Patricia, Patricia? Where are you Patricia?

Where were you? Where's my things?

- Rings. - Rings.

The keys to the car the insurance sent.

And your phone. Ok?

- Best assistant in Brazil? - You are.

Ulisses?

What was it? Are you ok?

- Nothing. - What is it?

- Did you ever played soccer? - Soccer?

- Soccer? - Yeah, soccer. Ball.

What question is that? No, I never played soccer.

Good morning!

It's showtime. Excuse me.

Today, you'll experience

something unbelievable.

In the name of the Schwittzell Corporations,

I'd like to thank for the partnership and

the creativity of Betarello architecture.

It's officially open,

this luxury decorated. Let's sell!

Himalaia!

A hundred floors! Of course the largest building in Latin America

deserves a star on the same level.

Ladies and gentlemen, Neycharlison.

It's not just a picture.

Neycharlison!

Oh my!

Come Patricia. Patricia?

- No, Ulisses. - Come, Patricia.

Just do it, Patricia.

Something incredible just happened right here.

During the launch event of the largest building in Latin America.

The soccer star, Neycharlisson, played some ball with the guest.

and just found out a hidden gem in soccer.

One of the company's employees, Patricia.

Is it true you've never played before, Patricia?

It's true, Regina. I've never played before.

Suddenly he threw the ball at me and I start playing.

Who actually said that to me was my boss. Ulisses.

He asked me, Patricia do you play soccer?

And so I did. I don't know. What if Ulisses is some kind of psychic.

- Can I show you? - Sure. Sure

Hi, Mila.

Mr. Ulisses? Mr. Ulisses?

What?

What?

Medical Doctor.

Easy, easy.

Clown.

- What did you say? - No, no.

Clown.

No, no.

Easy. Here. Here.

Santa Claus. In the mall

- Santa Claus in the mall - Santa?

Santa Claus in a mall. That's it.

- Ulisses! Everyone's talking about you. - Mrs. Schwitzzell.

- About what? - Talking about

how did you knew about the girl.

- Oh, that! - That's a gift.

Maybe it's your vocation.

- Ulisses? - Hey, Mom.

Ulisses, what was that nonsense back there?

My son. Ulisses, my son! I demand an explanation.

Mom, mom!

- I want to - quit?

- Dad. - Maria, Maria?

I'm really worried about you,

and there's no irony on this.

Get up. Get up.

Stand right in from of me.

Ok, dad.

Do you believe your father?

I do, dad.

Come here, dear. Come.

- What? Will she die? - Am I dying?

- She's dying? - No one is dying.

She's a singer.

- Oh, dad. Please. - A guitar!

A guitar. Guitar. Take this guitar.

It was kept here. Dear.

I just saw you singing. Forget architecture.

Forget Betarello. Forget grandma.

You were singing. She was singing. She's a singer.

- Alright, singer. Ulisses? - What?

Easy. You just got robbed.

- So what? - It's too much for you.

You are in shock. You must rest.

Hand me the guitar. Here.

You must sing, dear.

- She will, ok? - Forget architecture.

Listen. Let's take a nap? Get some rest?

Ok?

Meet the creator of vocational regression who guarantees. I will find your vocation.

I just told the story. Impartial. Say that's not a nice story.

No. I'll say you are fired, Serginho.

What do you mean? I'm fired?

If I didn't dropped the story. But behind my back? Are you kidding me?

You saw the numbers on our page. I'm right. I can prove it.

We aren't here to turn an idiot into a celebrity. This isn't journalism.

What if someone consults this swindler.

Next, Flavia Alessandra and Otaviano Costa in our segment:

"Help me! My husband doesn't touch me anymore."

You can't miss it!

Yes?

Hello, Mr. Ulisses. We are friends with Patricia.

Are you attending today?

Attending?

I'm sorry to pop at your house like this.

But it's just one session. It will be quick.

- Come. - Let's go.

Ok I guess we are all ready.

Are you ok back there? Really?

- Good morning. - Good morning, my love!

- Hi, Mrs. Ulisses. - Fernanda!

- Fernandinha - This is Joaquim.

How are you Joaquim? What's happening?

- Cool - Please sit.

Ok. Let's go.

Give me a hug.

I didn't know I had to hold you. Do I have to?

We better not. So.

How long will you take, do you know?

Maybe ten--

- Told you. Ten minutes. - No, seconds.

- Wait a second. - I touch it. I see it. Done.

Only ten seconds?

No. There’s a ritual.

Do you believe in me?

I believe in you, Psychic Ulisses.

Good. Joaquim.

- Are you ready? - I am.

Show me your hands.

Oh Rose.

Who tricks me with your scent.

Who hurt me with your thorns.

Joaquim, you are an actor.

An actor?

Me? An actor?

I am an actor.

- I'm a-- - No, no. Don't.

Don't cry. Easy.

- I'm an actor. - You are an actor.

- That’s it! - Rise and shine!

- Thank you. - Bravo!

What is that?

Next. Come Arthur. Come!

You are a drive cars. Racing cars.

- Musician. - I never touched a guitar in my life.

Grab that guitar over there. Go. Get it.

- Go play. - Thank you Mr. Ulisses.

- Waitress. - Wait--

- Would you like a juice? - I do.

- Ice? - Please.

- Ballerina. - Look at this, guys!

Did you know my father is on the internet?

What's this, mom?

- Who are all these people? - Dance, ballerina!

- What's all these? - This is the temple of Ulisses.

I can't explain. I don't even know how to dress.

- What are they doing here? - I don't know, Maria. Let's go, ok?

A chef.

- And you are? - Pitoco.

You are, bodyguard.

- A bodyguard? - You are a bodyguard.

Hello, everyone. I want you to listen to me. Everyone will be attended.

There's no priority. Just a single line.

You are a writer.

Very nice!

- Do you want it? - No. Thank you.

Please let go of my jar, ok?

Helicopter pilot.

Heir.

- Excuse me. - What?

Suit yourself on my kitchen. It's yours.

- You are a painter. - Mom, I must get going.

Go, dear. And don't come back. It's best for you.

I noticed.

Maestro!

Look at this. I'm shaking.

You are

pure magic, Pequena Lo.

- She's magic, everyone. - Thank you! Thank you.

Guys, I'm leaving Psychic Ulisse's place.

I saw him seeing the vocation on the spot.

You all follow him!

- Tag me! - Got it!

Architect

Ulisses Psychic Book your appointment

- Sweet Jesus. - Honey, I'll clean up tomorrow, ok?

Tomorrow I’ll find someone whose vocation is cleaning.

You better find someone to be your lawyer.

Because if you don't wake up as an architect, we'll have a serious problem.

I love you too.

Here's the reception.

What a mess.

Here, Patricia.

- Hi! - Ulisses, you see the hotels I sent you?

I'm sorry, honey. I must take this. I need a truck!

What are you doing here?

Why didn't you go play soccer? It's your talent.

I'm happy here. I like working with you. I trust you.

- I don't look good on sports boots. - Are we a team?

We are a team!

Hit it. No touching.

Here. We'll have a sofa right here.

No. This way. There.

Hello, my sweeties.

Ulisses I made reservations.

- Great! - For one!

Wonderful!

Now.

Let's get to work.

Ulisses is here. Be calm, everyone.

Don't touch him. Everyone will get their turn.

Surgeon.

Swimmer. Next, Patricia!

Ritual. It's fundamental. I discovered it recently

There must be a ritual.

Your name is Sergio Souto.

- Are you ok? - I am.

- Any questions? - No.

So, just a career check?

- Exactly. - Shall we?

Sergio Souto.

Who do you want to be

when you grow old?

- Journalist. - Yes.

- You are a journalist. - I am.

- Congratulations. - For what?

- You are a journalist. - I know.

- I saw it. - Where?

On my vision.

But I'm already a journalist.

You are already a journalist and I got it right. Journalist.

I sent you my name

and your secretary researched online.

Patricia don't tell me anything. I found out.

You are a journalist. That's what you paid for.

You saw what? Quite a show you did here.

- Very good. - It's not a show. It's a ritual.

- It's a scheme. - What?

Just a scheme. You are tricking me. I paid. Spent my money and time here.

I'm sorry. I want my money back.

You are being offensive.

- I'm not. - I was doing my job, which you paid for.

- No! - I'll take my money back.

Are you crazy? That's my wallet.

- I want my wallet. - I want my money.

- My wallet. Where are you going? - I just want my money.

- It was my money. - Pitoco!

- Who's Pitoco? - My bodyguard!

Where are you going? Pitoco!

Get back here. It's not a scheme!

You need to be in peace and to truly--

Don't! Pitoco!

- My wallet. Give me back my wallet. - No! I want my money!

- My wallet. Give back my wallet. - Pitoco!

- Give my wallet back! - Pitoco!

Drop it! Let me go!

Pitoco! Pitoco!

For Christ' sake, Pitoco!

- Get him, Pitoco! - My ass!

- Get my wallet. - You get back here!

- My wallet. Take him out. - Boss!

- Boss! - What?

MMA fighter.

So, next?

So, boss. Done for the day?

Let's go?

Are you ready for the road?

What's wrong?

It's so sad when they don't believe us.

- Ulisses, it was just this one guy. - No, I mean. Maria.

- Maria? - It's Maria. My daughter.

She doesn't believe nothing I say. Nothing.

But--

- But you clearly saw her as a singer. - I did.

Patricia. Come here.

Would you do anything to see

your daughter happy?

Ulisses, who wouldn't?

Who wouldn't?

- So? - Worst part was she blaming Sagittarius.

- She's teaches physics and-- - Good evening, Ulisses.

- Good evening. - Are you ready to order?

Not yet. We are still chatting. Thanks.

You're welcome,

This a new restaurant and she already knows you?

- What? She said my name? - She did.

Didn’t notice. It's the fame, dear. Fame.

Hey, sound. Testing.

Hello everyone, my name is Marcão.

Unfortunately there's no show tonight.

Our singer was feeling sick.

So my apologies for everyone here.

Hey, wait. You are kidding, right?

We are all here for the show, ain't that right?

We have food home. We want art.

It makes no sense. Who comes to a restaurant for the music?

You just never know.

We want music. We want music.

I'm sorry, folks.

But it's impossible to find a singer now,

to entertain you on such a beautiful evening.

No, wait. You, kid. Do you sing?

- She does. She does. - You said she sings.

She can sing, guys.

What's your name?

- Maria. - Maria!

Sing for us!

Maria! Maria!

Maria! Maria!

Maria! Maria!

Bravo! Bravo!

Gloria Groove. A Queda.

Sure. Let's go.

Respectful audience

Such a crazy show

It's about to happen here tonight

And we will set a circus

Drama with some danger

And I'm the one to walk on this tightrope

So come watch me make my mistakes

So come see all the friends I'm about to loose

I don't charge for tickets

Come watch for free

Tonight my fall has open-bar

Na-na, na-na-na-na...

Ladies and gentlemen. You are witnessing the born of a star.

Show your love for Maria Betarello!

- Oh no. - Do you know my father?

What? No. I don’t know him. And don't want to.

Then how do you know my name?

- Let me see your notes - No, that's personal!

Here's all my favorite songs.

What a coincidence. They're my favorites as well.

- Let's get going, shall we? - So you are a fan of Luisa Sonza?

Of course I am. Every since she was a little girl.

Sing one of her songs.

- Just pick one. - Cachorrinhas.

Cachorrinhas?

Little doggy acting so naughty peeing on the post, I love you the most.

Dad, I can't believe you did all this with all those extras.

No, just a moment. There are no extras here, ok?

We have lines.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry my love.

- I just want to give you a helping hand. - Dad!

You lied to me.

Ulisses, I'm sorry. Marcão has ruined my act.

I didn't ruin it. I got excited.

Maria, what happened? Your dad called asking for you. Now you're alone?

What did he do this time?

Well, mom.

- Can I have a hug? - Of course!

Hey! Fernanda!

It's over, Ulisses!

Don't you get it? It's over!

- Are you throwing me away? - Aren't you a psychic?

Couldn't foresee this?

I’m sorry if I'm trying to save the future of our daughter

What future if you don't let her do her own choices?

Oh, God! Do you know what's even crazier?

Millions and millions of Brazilians trust me.

Who doesn't? My family. Right?

How sad. You should sell that self-esteem on pills at the drugstore!

Because the people needs self-esteem

Take those millions of people and see if at least one of them

have a little room for you.

Yeah right. I'll get-- No, no. Honey, wait!

Oh, God. Honey...

So, besides want to make you a singer.

He wants you to start by performing in a restaurant?

- Yeah - Is he your father or your enemy?

So good you have your mind on the right place, dear.

Because singing, is just a hobby.

Not a work.

I'm so happy to look at you and see a future architect.

But my mom threw him out, grandma.

What did you expect? Cuddling?

No, grandma.

Well, dear.

Your dad's position is open. Someone must fill in.

I want to teach, grandma.

I like doing research, you know?

You don't think I'll be working with you, right?

Of course not, dear.

What is it? Do you think I'm changing the door with your dad's name for yours?

Grandma. I know what I want.

Darling, no one knows what they want when they are 17.

Your father at your age, wanted to tattoo Bob Marley on his ass.

You don't have to worry about that, grandma.

The good thing about hitting rock bottom it's that, cannot get worse.

But I have a surprise for you!

Come here, Maria Betarello!

Daughter of Ulisses and Fernanda!

I must get going. Find your own peace.

No fighting in the office. Call me if you need anything.

Oh, dear. It's so wonderful! How could I explain you?

Internet plan.

You know when you are using your internet plan?

Downloading and uploading. Non-stop.

And when you blow your internet plan you realize,

it's a Wi-Fi zone.

That's right! I'm living on Wi-Fi. I'm so happy!

- I'm so excited! - I know, dad.

I just don't think it's fair you run over people like this,

just because you're trying to get back a time you think you lost.

I don't think I lost it honey.

I am absolutely sure I lost it.

And there's another thing you'll also loose if you don't do anything fast.

- What? - Mom.

She's going to Greece by herself, dad.

Did she said that?

- Do you trust me? - I do.

- Really? - Really.

- I love you so much, sweetie! - I love you too.

Let's get going. Let's solve this. Patricia!

- Listen! - I'm coming!

- What? - Here.

I need your help.

Hi, mom. Don’t change the reservations.

I guess dad will give up on this psychic thing.

I want to show Fernanda

that she's married to the greatest psychic Brazil has ever seen

- OK. - Yes!

Ok?

No, there's no time for pee, darling. Hold it. I'm holding since last Thursday.

Attention everyone! Keep your snacks.

We'll start in five, come on!

Come on everyone!

Go, go, go!

Patricia!

Psychic Ulisses?

- Psychic Ulisses? - Hi

It's Claudia. Claudia.

What? Right. Wait.

- Electrician - Electrician?

Exactly, electrician.

Do you know how many rent's I have due? Do you?

Do you remember my husband Osvaldo?

- What you said? - Osvaldo?

Don’t you remember him? I'll show you!

- Remember now? - The waiter.

Exactly the waiter. Who was doing great. And what did you told him?

- Become Santa Claus in a mall. - The Santa!

But Christmas is once a year!

But he'll be happy. And your family will be happy.

My family will be happy when I pay all my debts!

Who do you think you are to mess with my family? God?

I'll never be God, because I know him and therefore I can say

God doesn't know our vocation.

You should be more responsible with the thing you say, you know?

- You can't say whatever you want - Claudia! Give me a break, ok?

What did we just talked about? Go to your place, ok?

You said you would help this time.

- Thank you. - Your place.

- Go to your place. - I'm going.

Attention camera A. Camera B. We are live.

Our show today will talk about something important for all of us.

And I don't mean other people's life.

I'm talking about clairvoyance!

Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, We'll have a vocational psychic.

Welcome, Ulisses Betarello.

- Make some noise! - What is that, mom?

You can sit, please.

Closer to me. get closer.

Very nice, Ulisses.

Can you imagine that one person,

so annoying, touching you all the time,

became a psychic.

But that touch instead of annoying, gave you a vision.

It shows you your real vocation.

Isn't it a recipe for happiness?

Touch me! Touch me.

Calm down all of you! The man is married.

Would you like to show everyone

live and living colors, your special powers

and find out the vocation of people?

and this beautiful and amazing audience.

We have here today a very special guest, known by everyone.

And she's very talented. Her talent is undeniable.

But recently she has found her real vocation.

And didn't tell anyone.

Will our beloved vocational Psychic Ulisses find out this person's vocation?

- Can I call her? - Sure. Sure.

Please come, my gorgeous queen, Xuxa Meneghel!

I'm packing!

So wonderful. It's Xuxa!

Stand up for Xuxa!

Xuxa, my dear. Welcome!

I'm so happy to have you here on my show! Thank you!

I can't touch, because of the--

- I’m sorry. - He'll do it later.

- Xuxa, it's a wonder to have you here. - Hello, everyone!

Xuxa we are all very excited

with this revelation, you just found your real vocation.

And our vocational psychic

says that he can find out with a touch.

Do you agree to join us?

- Sure, it's a pleasure. - Ulisses, let's go.

And, drum roll!

- Xuxa? Excuse me. - Alright.

Xuxa Meneghel, who do you want to be...

when you grow up?

- You´ve grown up... - Hebe, right?

Are you ok?

Let me try again. Just to be sure.

What happened?

Environmentalist.

Environmentalist? Has our psychic gotten it right?

Environmentalist?

Drum roll, everyone! Time for the truth. Come on!

Xuxa, my dear. Could you tell us what is your real vocation?

So, Ligia.

It is environmentalist.

I didn't expected that one!

I could never guess!

And you, back home, don't leave us because we have a lot going on.

Flavia Alessandra and Otaviano Costa are back with our segment

Help me! My husband doesn't touch me anymore.

- We are changing and... - Hi!

- I was watching you and-- - Flavia Alessandra!

I always wanted to know my vocation.

- So, if you want to touch me-- - I'm sorry?

You can touch me. Please.

I'm sure my husband won't mind.

Patricia?

Just like my husband.

Unfortunately we are booked for the entire week.

But we'll keep in touch. I'll email you.

Ulisses you won't believe.

What is it? What happened, Ulisses? Are you ok? Ulisses?

- There's something wrong. - There is?

Just forget it. You are a success!

You don't understand! Everyone's calling!

They all want to schedule an appointment with the greatest psychic! You!

I wish my Tinder was like this.

Hey! Hey! Wait!

Don't touch the car! Come with me, now!

It's crowded! Come!

What is it, Boss? Are you scared?

I'm your bodyguard! Hey you!

Lose your seat belt and come with me.

We are coming through,

If you touch him, you won't be attended.

I mean it. Let's go!

Hi!

- Hi! - Hi! Hi.

I'm sorry.

- You can touch. - What?

- You can touch. - No, no.

Not yet. Each person has...

their own time. I must feel your energy, you know?

Your aura. And maybe we might not make it on the first session.

You may need to come back.

My cousin said you did this with your hand.

Ant said the profession immediately.

- What do you do, Clebão? - I drive trucks.

Drive trucks. Truck driver. Trucker. I'm sorry.

- You can touch me. - Not yet.

I can't touch you yet.

There’s a protocol. A ritual. I must see your aura.

You are tricking me aren't you?

- Specially people at a certain age. - What?

No You are not old. At a middle age, you know?

Everything you do

You'll try better than last time

May wherever the destiny could be

You'll try my luck and be happy

Be happy, my man!

Cristal Moon, my man?

Vacation. I'm on vacation.

What do you mean vacation?

I'm Sergio. And this lie must come to an end.

We cannot allow this liar to go any further.

While people cheer and take pictures.

Told you.

Don’t even bother. No one lives there anymore for while.

Wasn't there a coach upstairs?

That's why I decided to investigate.

And I have the evidence. That will make you stop worship this so-called God.

I'll expose this liar.

But first. Subscribe to our channel so we can keep making more videos.

The person who used to be here, did she left any contact? Do you know anything?

- Wait a minute. I know you. - What?

Aren't you that psychic from TV?

No, you are making a mistake.

- Isn't he the guy from TV? - No, that's someone else.

Tadeu, look who's here.

- It's not me. It's not. - No, it is you.

- Get my profession. - Here?

- Yeah here. - In the street?

Here's the picture.

The picture of the exact moment the show help him "guess"

the vocation of Maria da Graça Meneghel.

A.K.A. Xuxa!

- Do you smell that? I sense a smell. - Smell? What smell?

The smell of a scam!

You are a scammer! That's what you are.

I can feel it.

Excuse me, I must go. Good evening for everyone.

Tomorrow at 08, everyone in front of his clinic

I don't know how you believed this guy

Ulisses is a scammer! Give my money back!

We'll put an end. To the psychic.

Just you look at this.

He's a scammer. You are done!

Boss, don't even think about coming over.

It's the end!

We must find a place for you to hide.

I know! I'll get you in a hotel far away.

And register you with a fake name.

Just like those Hollywood celebrities.

That's so cool!

Sorry. Got carried away.

Sorry!

Come live in heaven.

Hey! Is someone there?

Someone there?

Your call's been redirected to a lawyer and is subject to divorce after the tone.

Dear--

The neighborhood here is great. You'll love it.

And this apartment right here it's a hidden gem.

- Don't go! No! - What?

Scenographic outlet

Ulisess is dishonest.

Give me back my money!

Ulisses is dishonest. Give me back my money!

Ulisses is dishonest. Give me back my money!

Ulisses is dishonest. Give me back my money!

Ulisses is dishonest.

It's him!

No! No!

Easy!

Move! Move! Move!

It's Monday so let's get to work, Bernardo!

That's it!

Morning news is back. What's going on?

The headline of the moment is the canceled psychic. Ulisses Betarello.

Influencer Serginho Souto posted a picture

from the back stage of Ligia' show.

Looks like they were holding a poster or something.

But it looks like it´s fake news.

That's really suspicious, right?

Everyone can alter a picture these days. Just for the comments.

Nine-zero-one. Nine-zero-one.

What am I gonna do?

- Yes? - Serginho Souto?

I have information about the Psychic Ulisses. Could you come down?

- Yes? - I have an emergency with your neighbor.

Hey. Did you buzzed me?

What do you want with my balcony?

I want to find a solution.

There’s seems to be a blender malfunctioning.

The building may burn and you could die!

- I could die? Oh no! - Yes.

Such irresponsibility!

Oh dear Lord.

Irresponsible and dishonest.

Could you knock on his door see if he opens.

While I try from over here?

Sure! Just a minute!

- Of course! - I'll be right back.

Oh God!

Sir, wait!

Besides irresponsible and dishonest, he's predictable.

His keys were under the mat.

What a joke!

Is everything ok?

Go back inside! It may blow up!

My god!

Here.

Mr. Sergio! I see you are nervous.

I'm really sorry. I don't mean to bother!

But that problem at the garage is related to the electrical panel.

We have people working on it.

- We are taking good care of it. - Alright.

We also recycle everyday.

And you can count on us on everything you need.

I have something in the oven.

Just call if you need anything.

Oh God!

This is hideous.

Way better.

Ninety Eight...

Uh? But...

Yes! Yes!

First of all,

I'd like to thank Sergio. He's very sorry about it.

He asked me to make this video for his channel.

So, I'm here to explain you what happened at that day.

You can't believe everything you see on the internet.

This photo is so faked.

I'll show you the original one, so you'll understand

what really happened.

It's just a P.A. celebrating my revelation of Xuxa's vocation.

Her vocation. Just that.

So, don't you believe everything you see, ok?

A big kiss from Psychic Ulisses for all of you.

Congratulations. The video was shared 1.3k times.

Hey, Pal!

I can't leave for a hotel now. I'm sorry.

- Let me get settle first, ok? - Dad!

I though it was an annoying real state. It's you, my love!

- Are you ok? - I'm great! I'm great!

Can you see this?

From Sergio's channel.

There are many lies, right Mrs. Betarello. Can you talk about this?

Alright, darling.

Could you believe he hired extras...

to trick his own daughter?

So he's not a real psychic?

No, he's not a psychic. Never was.

He's confused.

You know how it is. When boys get to that point

when they question their life choices.

So everyone knows about it?

Yeah. Everyone.

- Including the club? - Yes.

- Is it me on that meme? - It is

- It is me. - It's not even funny.

Get down. Now.

Go. Go.

We are clear. Clear.

I'm so embarrassed. I shouldn’t bring you and your mom into this.

You two are the most important things in my life.

I'm sorry sweetie. I’m so sorry.

- I'm here to help. - If I need any help,

I'll ask you, ok?

- Get down! It's him! - Dad!

- Again? - I'm so, so sorry dear.

- Over here! Come on - Ulisses!

I hope your powers are back.

otherwise these people will tear us piece by piece.

We need Pitoco back from his vacation.

Ulisses, Pitoco quit.

He said he wants to break you in halves.

- Break? - Yeah. Break you.

- What didn't you understand? - Alright, alright.

- Exactly. Break you. - Oh, Pitoco!

But hey! I trust you. I know you are telling the truth.

And you will prove it to everyone. The whole world.

I'll stay by your side. I won't leave you.

We'll get over this.

How am I suppose to do that? There's no way!

- Ulisses - What?

I'll only say it once, so you better listen to me.

Never in your life you doubt the power of a woman who cried over a bald man.

I'll explain later. Now go! Go!

All right.

One minute!

- Ligia? - What?

Look who's calling

Oh my god! The ratings would hit the sky!

Ligia, last time was to problematic. You want him again?

No, it will be a success. People love to watch crazy people.

Renatinha that's so nice. I'm so glad to hear this from you.

We are happy with this opportunity.

Just one thing. It has to be tomorrow.

Tomorrow is great! We are certainly--

Oh, no! I'm crazy!

I have his schedule here and we can't tomorrow.

Too bad. I have to go now,

Anita is on the line and I'll have her instead.

We are good for tomorrow. Because you are our priority.

We love you so much. We are big fans.

That's right, people.

The Psychic Ulisses is just like your ex.

Promises to be different this time.

Will he really make it?

I'll wait for you tomorrow on Ligia Rapello's show.

Finally get some sleep.

Thank god!

Stand up, Ulisses. Stand up.

Of course. I really need your help, Lord.

My help.

People need my help even for a hangover.

You know no boundaries.

That's why the world is what it is.

My situation is really hard!

Hard? Right.

Have you ever had to take the 8 a.m. morning train?

- No. - That's hard.

Ulisses. Sometimes, the answer is right tin front of us.

It's like a nail clipper.

When you stop looking for it.

It shows up.

Trust me.

Everything I want

The man up above will give me

You better not try that again!

What were you thinking? You quit your job and now it's up to me?

Just what I needed.

Did you see that?

You give the guy this power.

He goes back, makes all this mess.

And complaint to me.

Interesting mind.

Where is it? Sergio Souto!

Yes.

TV Production.

Hello.

- Hi, Ulisses, It's Renatinha. - Hi! How are you?

Fine. Listen. Just to let you know I'm sending you a car, ok?

I'll take my own car.

Just remember to get here early, since the show is live.

Ok, thank you.

Patricia. Patricia.

Patricia, I had the best idea ever.

And I need you with me.

Hello, my love. Are you ok?

So, remember that yesterday dad said he didn't need your help?

But if I needed I’d call? So.

Dad needs your help.

Get back here. I just want to tell you something!

I just want to talk to you. Please.

The apartment is so much better now. We didn't sold any until yesterday.

- That's when we sold two. - I just slept there.

Get off my way. Please, move!

The clients loved it. I can't thank you enough.

Actually I do. I really do!

Part of my commission is yours!

- What do I have to with it? - It's yours!

No, no, no! I want to speak with you!

Hello.

Delivery for Mrs. Sergio Souto.

Coming down.

I didn't order anything.

- Hi. - I need your help.

Easy, easy. I'm sorry.

I need your help. May I come in.

- No. - Alright.

The power came from a tea.

The tea game me power and this coach gave me the tea.

The coach from your story. Coach Sarah.

The tea was from that weirdo?

I just want her address. At least that.

You had my mom talking about me on the internet.

I didn't had to insist. She wanted to.

It its all a scheme, and I'm just a scammer, why don't you help me? Huh?

Are you scared?

- No. Not at all - Why don't you help me?

- I have to-- - I'm desperate.

I'm desperate Sergio! I need this tea. I must find this coach!

I'm desperate, Sergio!

Desperate!

- Yes? - It's Sergio.

Hi, Sergio. I'll open for you.

Are you going to the 201?

- Apt. 201? Yes. - To the coach, right?

What a coincidence. I'm going there as well.

- Did it open? - Aren't you that famous youtuber?

With that video about the psychic?

Famous?

- Sergio? - It's me.

Could I take a picture?

- I'm such a fan. - Sure! Sure!

The light is better over here.

Sergio is it open?

- Cool, thank you. - Here.

- This angle is better. - The bottom?

Sergio are you there?

Hello?

Thank you.

Man, did you know Ulisses has a Bob Marley tattoo on his ass?

- On his ass? - Yeah.

Everything I do

I'll try better than last time

I'll try my luck and be happy

Everything I want

The man up above will give me

Give me all--

It's so nice to have you here,

my beloved!

I've been looking for you.

What a coincidence.

- So was I. - Found me!

- How are you Vinicius? - Ulisses!

- Say it! - Ulisses.

Ulisses. Ulisses. I told you!

That his name was Ulisses.

- What? Who? - I'm talking to Rodrigo.

- Who? - Rodrigo. And Mara.

- Go, Pastel de Vento! - What? My eyes!

Sarah!

Get back here.

Sarah! Get back here, I want to talk with you!

- Dad what is it? - I must get her! Sarah!

- Taxi! - Wait!

I must talk to you! I must talk to you!

Wait! No!

No! No!

Taxi! Taxi! Move aside! Stay!

Taxi? Taxi?

Mission accomplished, Boss!

Move! Go, go!

Clebão. Follow that cab!

I've always wanted to say that. It's like a movie!

No, God!

Stop calling the man all the time. Let him do his work.

- Is your vocation really being a trucker? - No!

God!

Go! Go!

Sarah! Sarah!

- Sarah! - Get her!

Get her! Sarah!

Sarah wait! I want to talk with you.

Sarah. Sarah.

- I just want to talk. Sarah? Sarah? - Hey!

Hello, Ulisses. It's me again.

Renatinha.

Are you coming? I can't talk to you, nor Patricia. The show is live, you know.

You go get her, Boss! Take her down!

Get her.

Hi!

- Museum is closed for visitor. - So nice. It's the Museu do Amanhã, right?

Can't be just one person? A single one?

- Where were you? - Eating.

I'll cover the side door, and you enter in the back. Go, now!

Not this again. Why always the back door?

Hi, what is that?

That's the work of my life, man.

Hi, Clebão. Talk! Where are you?

Hey, how's everything?

- Wait up! - Sarah will be mad at you. It's Clebão.

The architect. I'm here to talk to Sarah from the City Hall. I'm here for

the museum renovation.

You only enter with a card. It's a special entrance.

Sarah! Come here!

Sarah! Sarah!

Sarah wait! For Christ's sake.

Stop. Be careful!

Easy. Easy.

- I'll give it back. - Careful!

I'll give back your car.

It just look nice on the outside. It really sucks inside.

You can't even put a water bottle on the side.

- And your blazer. I couldn't sell it. - I don't want any of that.

- I just want the tea. The tea. - What tea?

The tea with the power.

What are you talking about? There's no power in that tea.

Liar! There is. I want the tea.

The tea. I want the tea.

Yes, of course. The with that grants powers.

A tea that's not for everyone.

Only for those who are strong on their will.

Congratulations, Vinicius. You did it! You did it!

No! No!

I found his vocation! He's a sailor!

The old man and the sea.

Patricia take her! Over there!

You will! Do you have the tea?

Listen. You put her in a car and send her home.

Don't say anything. I'll send her some chocolates.

Listen! Loose the hat, please.

Dressing room. Make up and we are good to go!

- Hello? Hello? - I'm sorry!

Don't touch me, ok? I love my job already.

What if you say I'm a mechanic? I'm done!

It's ok. I don't have the powers now. I need the tea first.

Excuse me?

Is that the magical tea?

What are you doing here?

I'm a guest. To comment.

I guess my dressing room is the large one over there.

So go.

Alright, listen up! We are live in five!

Excuse me, darling, your dressing room is the tiny one down there, ok?

Go!

Darling, help. We must fix Ligia's hair.

Good luck!

Do I...

What do I do?

Schwizzell corp has a rise on their stocks

after the success on the sales on Himalaya Building.

According to their owner, Antonio Schwizzell,

and their leading real state, it all happened

after an important alteration on the design.

the design of the standard apartment.

How wonderful.

Good morning. Good morning for you watching us.

Our show today is a must!

Today our vocational psychic,

Ulisses Betarello, is back!

And promises to prove he's not a scammer.

But since we like a good debate,

Serginho Tube, a man for whom he has not much esteem,

Is also here. We want to see what will happen. And that's not all.

If you believe your family to be dysfunctional,

which fight every Christmas over the smallest details...

Wait until you see Ulisse's family.

More specifically his mother.

Please join us, Mrs. Betarello! Please, welcome!

So elegant!

Welcome!

Ulisses. Serginho.

Ulisses, so you are really sure

that you can guess anything

with a sip from a magical tea.

You can have extra sensory powers, is that it?

- I just want to say that- - One moment, you'll talk in a minute.

So, here's how we'll do it, people.

We have invited three prodigious kids with abilities.

Will Ulisses be able to find the vocation of theses kids?

Just a moment, you'll get to talk in a bit, darling.

Please join us, for our pleasure,

the wonderful, magical tea!

Please, be careful! Careful

This is just too precious, ok?

Your tea, please.

It's so exciting! That's it.

Thank you. Thank you.

Now it's up to you.

What? He threw it all away!

- What? - He was live!

On the last couple of days,

I learned a lot.

We can face confusing moments in our lives.

Moments in which...

we don't trust our talent.

We don't know what to do.

We lose our faith.

But I also learned, that we move on.

That the answers can be,

right before our eyes.

Trust yourself.

I don't have the right to interfere in your life.

I don't have the right to mess with your destiny.

Or to anyone else.

And I'd like to say I'm sorry

if I have caused any trouble to you, or to your family.

Mom.

I'm sorry, mom.

I'd like to apologize to Fernanda.

Maria.

Sir, please. Stop. I'm sorry.

Can you drive me back, to where I was?

Home. I want to go home.

Now, I must follow my journey.

My mission.

I'll go back to design your houses.

I'll keep fulfilling

your dreams.

You never were a psychic, my son.

Because you always were an architect.

And the best I've seen.

I know I was tough. I asked too much from you.

For that I must also apologize.

You may not notice,

but I do sometimes make mistakes.

Can we cut this part?

- It's live, mom. - It's live.

Those who know, perform live. And I do know.

I know that

you always honored that name on the office.

- I love you, mom. - I love you too, sweetie.

Speaking of which, I'd like to take this opportunity

And say that I'll work hard.

- That's right. - I'll get to work.

- That's right, dear. - On my new office.

That's so wonderful, people!

This interaction within the family.

Let's find out the name of this office!

No one had to drink the magical tea to uncover this office´s name.

You won't miss the publicity,

of our wonderful show, on national level.

Please, the name of the office.

I'm glad you didn't travel.

Dear, I...

Can I call you back? I'm on the parking lot.

Ok. Bye.

So, you are not a psychic anymore?

I was a psychic.

But not anymore.

Now, Sergio Souto.

Your vocation.

Is true.

You are a journalist. One of the best.

Look at all the people

who read your stories, shared your videos. Tried to ruin me.

It was all because of your work.

The answer can be right before our eyes.

Or, inside of us.

Just you believe

Just believe, Sergio.

Schwitzell, Schwitzell, Schwitzell!

Are you ok? Wait. What?

Did you ever built a rocket before?

Schwitzell, to the moon.

Reginaldo. How's the food?

Suellen. Here, here.

There's a lot of big people here today, ok?

Lot's of people. We must treat them nicely, ok?

- OK. - Can I have one?

Hey! Big Ulisses!

Thank you.

Thanks.

Hello. Hello, everyone.

My sweethearts, my family. I'd like to thank each and everyone of you.

Friends, partners.

And I'd like to announce the official opening of...

Pastel de Vento Architecture!

Good afternoon.

A word for the press?

Actually what I intend to ask is about...

...the company.

Pastel de Vento, my son?

That's so original, I loved it!

You'll give me a heart attack, mom!

Oh, mom.

Dad, I was just waiting for grandma.

I just enrolled on university.

- We'll have a new architect. - You'll study architecture.

- I'll study music. - You'll what?

Music. I'll be a singer, dad.

And it isn't because of the visions.

It's because I could be a little less stubborn, am I right?

Thanks grandma. I love you.

- Boys? - She's singing?

Everything can be

If you want it will be

Dreams always comes

for those who dream

Everything can be

Just you believe

Everything that has to be, it will

Now our daughter has her own photographer.

And I'm sure she'll look the best she ever did in her life.

- I love you. - I love you so very much.

Everything I do

I'll try better than last time

May wherever my destiny be

I'll try my luck and be happy

Everything I want

The man up above will give me

Give me all the courage that I need

May I always have the strength to fight

We'll come with you

We are invincible, you bet

We are one

Together there's no evil against us

We'll come with you

We are invincible, you bet

Our dream is out there

Love makes me sing

Cristal Moon

Hey what happened?

Don't look at me. I have nothing to do with this.

I'm just an environmentalist.

- She's the electrician. - What?

Go up there, Claudia. Help us out.

Psychic by Accident

Here. Come.

Come here.

Thank you.

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