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♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

Previously
on The Kardashians...

Oh, my God.

If you look good,
it is all worth it.

♪ I'm comin' in, comin' in hot ♪

It's my year, I'm gonna be
40! Living my best damn life.

Diane von Furstenberg told me
your 50s are your best years.

As long as you're healthy, I
think it's great getting older.

Abso--lutely.

This is what I was texting
you guys yesterday,

but I don't think you
read the group chats.

I don't read the group chats.

Think she has us on mute.

I'm doing a collab with
SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

You cannot stand someone else

being the center of attention,

you're just a witch
and I hate you.

And I'm just like...

- ♪ Bring it now ♪
- ♪ Bring it now ♪

- ♪ You're like whoa ♪
- ♪ You're like whoa ♪

♪ Bring the wow ♪

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Bring the wow ♪

- Hi.
- ♪ Wow ♪

♪ Bring the wow, yeah, whoa ♪

Today, I'm doing a collab with
SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

Hi, guys.

So, this is
a really fun week.

We are going to see
Janet Jackson in concert

and we are having dinner with
longevity specialist, Bryan Johnson.

I'm really excited
just to learn more.

He says, you know,
whatever Kim goes with,

- we're good with.
- Amazing.

This collab, I really went
in with such a point of view,

and I brought all
of my references

and all of, like, these D&G stuff
that they haven't seen in a while.

Yeah.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

Thank you for being here today.

This collab has been in the
works for probably about a year.

Love, so cute.

Where's Khloé when I need
her? This screams Khloé.

I'm obsessed with this.

This is my fave.

It's giving D&G iconic-ness.

It's crazy how I went
from being so insecure

and not knowing my voice or,
like, how much I could speak up.

I don't know.

- We should talk with the whole team. Okay.
- We're making that the model a lot.

I'm really nervous to give notes
in front of Dolce & Gabbana

'cause they're the legends.

Since they saw how that collab
went, they put so much trust in me

and that has been just such,
like, a gratifying feeling,

knowing that they
trust me so much.

A year ago I was like, "How am I
really gonna have a voice in this?"

And now, I'm the voice in
this. It's really cool.

I'd say keep the
triangle, both underwears,

the tanks, and
then the bodysuit.

Oh, I still think this campaign
has to be me and Kourtney.

Kourtney would look great
in Mariana's bodysuit.

Since the relationship with
Dolce & Gabbana and Kourtney,

like, she was really kinda, like,
turned off, obviously, by me.

But now, I'm thinking about,
like, the bigger picture

and how cool would it be if,
like, the full circle moment

was to have Kourtney
in the campaign.

She's mad that I'm
doing the Dolce thing.

It's not rational.

Kourtney and Travis
just worked with Dolce.

The business and the check was
more important than my feelings.

- Hi.
- Hi, guy... Hi, everybody.

I was like, "I know that
leopard print anywhere."

How do we get Kourtney
to be in the campaign?

Ooh.

Full circle moment.

I mean, I think it was a
little more than under the rug.

I think we, like,
destroyed the rug,

and, like, had it
fully cleaned,

and, like, we explored
and exhausted this.

So, I don't think this is like, "Oh,
do-do-do, we're just ignoring it."

It's like, "No, I heard you." I
think it's, like, acknowledging her.

The anxiety of asking her.

I think she will respect the fact that,
like, I want her for the campaign.

I think it only makes sense.

I think. You know, she
could tell me to off

and it'll be a whole other thing,
but, like, we'll-we'll see.

Oh, my God, I can
imagine the, like...

It would be so funny if we were,
like, fighting over the clothes...

- Yeah.
- ...in the campaign.

Totally.

♪ And I'm lo-lo-lovin' it ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ Got a real good
feeling 'bout this ♪

Tonight, my mom,
Kimberly, and I,

we are gonna go have
dinner with Bryan Johnson.

He's, like, the most
well-known longevity specialist,

and I'm so excited.

Welcome.

- I'm Bryan.
- Hi, Bryan.

- Pleasure to meet you, welcome.
- Thank you so much.

After taking
the Horvath test,

I am kind of obsessed
with my biological age.

I'm 34!

- God, Khloé. Khloé.
- She is 28 years old.

I have to get younger.

Beating Khloé wouldn't be so
bad, being younger than her.

I'd like to be a younger
sister to my younger sister.

That would be cute.

Oh, Bojangles is here.

- I was wondering what all that noise was.
- Hi, Kim.

- I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you. How are you?
- Hi. So nice to meet you.

He created Venmo,
and then he sold it,

and, with that, has, like, hired
I think, like, 30 bio-scientists

to figure out how
to prolong life.

I feel younger already.

Welcome.

- Just by being in here?
- I really do.

- One little hug, and she's good.
- Yep, just by being here,

but you have no idea
what this means to me.

I'm obsessed with you,

- and I'm so excited to learn.
- Wow.

You guys are two peas in a pod.

- Your skin is amazing.
- Thanks.

Sorry, I'm
gonna be really annoying.

Your dream.

Just kidding.

So, your chronological age is?

- I'm 46.
- Really?

Yeah, my speed of aging is
slower than 99.8% of 18-year-olds,

so I've become the most biologically
measured human in, in history.

- Wow.
- I get accused of being AI quite a bit.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Are you guys aliens?

I might be half robot,
but I'm okay with that.

- Yeah... You people.
- I'm very mechanical.

Biohacking is apparently...

...biohacking.

Everything from peptides
and healthy stuff,

so I just love the knowledge, I
love knowing what our options are.

I would assume you're
hacking into your biology?

I don't know. Like, let's
hack some of your biology off?

I don't, I don't know.

Probably going around...
the norm and figuring...

I don't know what
biohacking means, okay? I don't.

Who do they think I am,
a scientist?

- I get it. Sometimes I...
- This is for you. Sorry about the alcohol,

but, you know, we couldn't

- come empty-handed.
- Hey.

Kendall
designed the bottle.

Thank you very much.

Of course my mom would
bring Bryan Johnson,

someone who notoriously
does not drink alcohol,

a bottle of 818.

Yeah, we could put
olive oil in here.

Well, there's tequila in there now,
so you could water your plants.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

And me and Mr. Diamond

will drink it for you.

I could
show you the clinic.

- Wow. My kind of house.
- Yeah.

I have this light. This
was a gift from Khloé.

- Yeah.
- I use mine for about 20 minutes,

three times a week.

- Do you wear the goggles?
- I do.

- Ugh, I get so lazy, but it's so bright.
- It is so bright.

- And what are these?
- You could put this on your

abdomen, for example.

It's the equivalent of
doing 20,000 sit-ups.

Professional-grade hearing.
So, I have hearing loss

- in my left ear from shooting...
- Oh, so do I.

- Do you?
- Just from my children.

So, the restoration
of hearing loss,

Stanford has been taking
the cells out of cadavers...

- Yeah.
- ...human cadavers,

and putting 'em back in to
potentially regenerate...

- That's inter... Yeah.
- ...for hearing loss

in the experimental models.

Yeah, do you wanna be the
first human Guinea pig?

- Happy to.
- Okay.

I think my motivation behind
learning so much about longevity is just,

I pray and hope
that, for my kids,

I'm as mentally with it as
possible for as long as possible.

This is an Exilis. This is for
elasticity and collagen production.

- Can we... We need that.
- Elasticity? Talk to me.

- Yeah, so...
- We're gonna buy that.

And if it provides less wrinkles and
tighter skin, I'm all for it also.

This is electromagnetic
for, uh, muscle contraction,

so a lotta women will use
this post giving birth.

As I was doing this, I thought, "I
might as well just sit on here."

And then it seemed like every
time I woke up, I was erect,

and I thought, "What
is happening here?"

And then it just took
us down a rabbit hole

of nighttime erections as
a biological age marker.

I don't necessarily
need to know everything

about what happens to someone
in the middle of the night.

It's healthy to have
multiple erections at night?

Yeah, it's a significant marker

- of health overall.
- Mm.

Hm.

Thank you. Okay.

Good. I...

I'll, I'll write that down.

I have no idea what to
do with that information,

but good for you, Bryan.

So happy.

You and your erections.

My nighttime erections improved to
better than the average 18-year-old.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

I mean, listen, it's,
like, a scientific thing.

I'm not, I'm not judging.

Like, what losers to be, like,
giggling about, like, an erection

and we're
all, like, laughing.

- Alright, let's go have dinner.
- Yeah.

First, we'll have super veggie.

It's black lentils, broccoli, cauliflower,
shiitake mushrooms, garlic, ginger root.

There's nothing in here that's
cool or fun or nice to have.

Everything has a
specific objective.

Yeah, I'm like, "What the
are we talkin' about right now?"

Every calorie has to
fight for its life

and every calorie has to do a
specific job inside the body,

- and if it doesn't, it can't belong.
- Oh, wow.

There are a couple things here
that I'm not really... getting

'cause I really am
a kids' menu girl.

And right now, you
would be number seven in the world.

- You're number seven in the world...
- Wait, wait, what?!

...at the Rejuvenation Olympics!

- Oh, my God!
- I've never won anything!

Onion rings with ranch
dressing? yes.

Pizza, thin crust, make it
crispy, yes on the ranch.

♪ Mozzarella ♪

And to think the kids'
menu gets me this far.

Something I notice about you
that is such an amazing quality

is the whites of your
eyes are extremely white,

- and that's, like, such a healthy sign.
- Mm.

Am I
embarrassing you tonight?

- No... You're...
- I'm just really into it.

- No, you are thriving.
- No, it's, like, very...

This is your Super Bowl.

Well, it's kind of interesting that
the eyes are two pieces of the brain.

They're the only pieces of the
brain that are outside the skull.

And so, when... You can see when
someone is, like, alive in their eyes,

or if they're dead in their
eyes. And when you're sick...

- Do you think I look dead in my eyes?
- ...glassed over. No, not at all.

- Quite the opposite.
- You can tell me.

No, not at all.
Quite the opposite.

'Kay, here's
the main question:

with the way that you
are so disciplined...

- Mm-hm.
- ...does that bring you joy in your life?

Yeah, I'm, I'm happier and
more fulfilled and energized

than I have been
in my entire life.

What I'm trying to demonstrate
is the future of being human.

Imagine, we figured out that
death was no longer inevitable.

We're gonna die at some point.

I don't think he
means we're immortal.

Or are you saying
we're immortal?

Death had always been inevitable,
and when death is inevitable,

you play all sorts of games, you can
YOLO your way into every decision.

But when death is not inevitable,
you change your existence.

Which is, in itself,
is kind of interesting,

- right?
- Yeah.

It's, like... It's a, it's
a lapse in time perception.

- Yeah.
- It's an inter-interesting

- and kinda scary concept.
- Yeah.

What's the worst thing you would
eat once in a while right now?

Yeah, it's gone.

- I don't do, I don't do it anymore.
- Gone gone?

I think that when you
take excellent care of yourself

for a prolonged period of time,
your senses are so much sharper.

- Yes.
- And so, your experience of life

is that much richer,

and then, the, the "indulgence"
always takes that away,

and so, the-the taste is
kind of a, an illusion for...

- Yeah.
- ...giving you more of an experience,

- but it deadens the experience.
- That's well said, yeah.

Those things lessen my consciousness,
and I just can't stand it.

Like, people still want
comfort, safety, tradition,

they want something
that feels safe to them,

and sometimes that is just
sticking to what you know.

When I eat
and what I eat is

one of the biggest predictors
of my sleep quality,

and so, I now have my last
meal of the day at 11:00 a.m.,

- and so...
- Holy crap.

- Yeah, so...
- Try that.

What?!

He's AI.

He's AI.

What is your thought
on drinking alcohol?

I don't do any
alcohol personally.

- Yeah, samesies.
- Yeah?

I can't ruin my lipstick. I'll
have to take the shot with a straw.

- You just don't like it?
- I don't like it, no.

Um...

Like, Kim is layin' it on thick.

She's sitting next to me,
she's like, "I don't drink."

I'm like... Like, just lie...

I'm like, "We were just drunk
two nights ago, so that's fine."

I just don't snack anymore.
It's the weirdest thing.

- Emergency Cheetos in the cupboard.
- I don't like that stuff anymore.

This is what Kim does. I
love when she does this.

Her and my mom, they get
this from each other.

Because alcohol
is so inflammatory.

Like, the minute I stop drinking as
much, then I don't have a taste for it.

Like, really?

Cheers.

Cheers, Gerry, honestly.

Mm!

Getting kind of excited for a martini.
I just wanna put that out there.

Is this a lying
competition? Like, come on.

If you had access
to an algorithm

that could give you the
best physical, mental,

and spiritual
health of your life,

you did what the algorithm said,

you ate what it said, you
went to bed when it said,

would you say yes
or would you say no?

I would say yes.

Isn't that what we're all looking
for, is that magic answer?

Happiness and health
are everything.

I don't really...

No.

- How 'bout everyone else?
- Absolutely.

You could meet your great,
great, great grandkids,

- in principle.
- That's right.

Uh, typically, people don't want
to live a life that's algorithmic.

That's super interesting.

I don't know what
algorithm we're talking about.

Like... my Instagram
algorithm? I'm not really sure.

So... I'm just pretending
like I'm smart enough

to know what's
happening. I'm just here.

- Guys, let's all take a shot.
- Oh, yeah.

Congratulations to...

- Cheers.
- ...living a long, joyful life.

- Yes.
- Cheers.

May we never die.

Cheers.

Great.

So, like, it was
an olive oil shot,

and I just was like,
"What the?"

So, do you ever just

watch, like, Dateline?

- Or Dancing with the Stars?
- I only watch The Kardashians.

Good answer.

For another 150 years.

Season 4,522.

I am so nervous to
go in and ask Kourtney to

do the Dolce & Gabbana
campaign with me.

So, I mean, honestly,
this vision,

I think wouldn't be a
vision without Kourtney.

She could either be
such a bitch

and say go myself
and absolutely not,

or... make some money with me.

Hello?

- Hi.
- Shoot, my phone's about to die.

- I've never been in this room.
- Hi, you haven't?

- No.
- Do you want me

- to beat you at ping pong?
- Yeah.

One point for me.

- Two points.
- Two, 0.

The craziest thing happened. Tell
me if this happened with Mason.

North is, like,
obsessed with me now...

and, like, calls me with her
friends, like, "Mom, I love you.

You're the best mom. I
love you so much." Like...

Well, she's always
been like that with me.

Do you think you changed?

I mean, possibly. It was a
year of, like, mad at me,

- but, like, I think...
- Also you guys were getting a divorce.

I think it was all the divorce.
Like, it's insane, the turnaround.

I think it's
safe to say that I won.

'Kay, I think it's safe to say

- that ping pong is not my thing.
- Ooh.

- Um...
- My back has been so crazy.

- I wanna, like, experience...
- You know I've been living here

since November,
since Rocky was born.

- Yeah.
- And I've never moved my clothes in.

So, like, this is Travis's,
like, Raf sweatshirt.

- Like, I wear only... I'm like...
- His stuff?

Yeah.

I just had Rocky, and, I mean,

I've always worn Travis's clothes
since we've been together,

but I just haven't moved
my clothes in, by choice.

It just feels easier for life right
now to just wear my husband's clothes.

I'm definitely getting, like, ready to
start, like, wearing my clothes again...

- Um...
- ...but I've only worn his clothes.

- But...
- Like, I wore these boots

- to every single show on tour.
- Huh.

Um... I just can't tell
what kinda girl you are.

Yeah, I don't really know what kinda
girl I am either. I'm evolving.

I'm over these,
like, vibes, though.

So, I have such an exciting
opportunity for you and I...

- What?
- ...that I wanted to talk to you about.

- Mm-hm.
- Um...

I told you about Dolce
and SKIMS, right?

- Yeah, obviously.
- Yeah.

Initially.

- Okay.
- And then you did the fashion show...

And then I did the fashion show. So,
I was like, "We might as well do it."

- You know? And so, they were like, "Okay."
- Mm-hm.

Then I just couldn't
imagine a better campaign...

- Mm-hm.
- ...than you and me together.

I just think, like,
it wouldn't be a,

it wouldn't be, like, a
Dolce thing without you.

Mm-hm.

Initially, everything
that she did with Dolce,

I just felt, like,

so disconnected from my sister,

and I didn't feel like my feelings
were heard or validated or understood.

And it wouldn't be a
Dolce moment without me?

It wouldn't.

- I recognize that. I'm being very...
- Oh.

I, like, really
know that, you know?

I mean, my thoughts
will still be the same.

Like, they're still my thoughts.

My feelings didn't matter
and that, you know...

she just, like,
had to do it all.

I mean, I think I just wanted
to know if you were interested,

and you wanted to do it.

Um...

I feel like...

- we've moved on in life.
- Yeah.

That sounds iconic.

It, it is iconic, right?
I feel like we could, like...

- I feel like it is iconic.
- It is.

It'll be so fun. Did
you guys hear that?

Did you get that on
camera? She said yes.

- She said yes!
- Exciting.

I gotta say I'm shocked.

She said, "It'll be iconic."
She just was like... She got it.

I mean, yeah, this
will be iconic.

This is, like, gonna be so fun
to shoot a campaign with her.

I wonder if we should be, like,
throwing pasta at each other.

- That would be funny.
- It'll be good.

It'll be really good.

We're sisters, and
we love each other,

and life is short... so
it's time to move on.

But I'm glad the first
initial thought was, "Iconic."

- I love to do iconic shit.
- Yeah.

- I'll get you a good check.
- Yeah.

Wouldn't do it without a good check.

I know that.

The paycheck is more
important than my feelings.

Okay, I'm so excited.

Yeah.

I feel like this is
what we always wanted.

Did we?

- This is what we always wanted?
- Didn't we?

Isn't this what we
were fighting about?

- No.
- Okay, let's not rehash.

Let's not.

- Let's not get into it.
- Let's not.

Whatever it is.

We will live la vita
dolce very soon.

La dolce vita.

♪ 'Cause it's here and now ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's here and now ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's here and now ♪

Hi, Ken.

Should I take my shoes off?

Whatever you want.

Oh, my God, these are
so old. Stop.

What? Aw.

Wait, stop, they were so small.

Kendall is constantly in
other parts of the world.

She's traveling, she's modeling,
she's, literally, never in town.

So, the fact that I am being
blessed with her presence today,

I'm gonna soak up every moment.

Is Scott coming, or no?

I was gonna confront
him about his Mounjaro.

Call him and ask
him if he saw it.

Someone sent me a clip from the
show and he's opening his fridge,

and in his fridge, it's
weight loss medication.

A couple people sent it to me, so
I'm assuming Scott knows about it.

I'm gonna FaceTime him.

Wow, you know when you just start
off the day lookin' a different way?

Um, did you
see from the show?

Did you see what's
in your fridge?

It's everywhere, Scott.

Wow, you're really
being healthy.

No...

You shouldn't be! When I was
fat, I went and drank that shit!

I don't get the shame of it.

Like, you just don't have these problems,
but when I was bigger, I took laxatives.

I would take anything that...
Everyone was pushing something

'cause it was early 2000s,
Anna Nicole Smith. What is it?

"TrimSpa, Baby." Like, anything.

- Okay, well...
- We didn't need that visual.

Yeah, none o... Me and
Kendall don't wanna see your.

Anyways, your secret's out.
Have fun, have a good day.

- The relief.
- Okay, I gotta go, love you.

- Okay, bye.
- Love you.

hide your drugs. No.

Are you aware of the dinner
that Mom, me, and Kim went to?

Well, for what?

The guy named Bryan Johnson?

He's the most famous for
biohacking and, like...

Oh! Wait, why
didn't I go to this?

- What day was this?
- Tuesday.

- Oh, was it...
- Everyone was invited on the chat.

I don't read the group chat.
In moments like these...

...I want someone to call me

- and be like, "Hey, Kenny, I know...
- 'Kay.

- "...you'll really like this...
- Okay.

...I'm just letting you know if you
didn't see it in the group chat."

Then I can make a real
decision. I had no idea.

I'm so upset. Know me less.
Literally, know me less.

I should have been
to this party.

I think I'm a little
bit more their people.

If that makes any sense, yes.

They missed out as well
by not having me there

'cause I would've asked
all the right things.

But, you know.

He's just the
extreme of everything.

Like, he's a
vampire. His skin,

- I've never seen skin...
- I was gonna say,

- does he look good?
- His skin is great, but he's paler...

He's literally, like,
in the movie Twilight...

- He probably doesn't go in the sun, yeah.
- ...'cause he will not go in the sun.

He barely blinks.

Then, wh... Like, at the dinner, you
have to take a shot of olive oil.

We brought him 818
tequila, the reserve.

He takes a shot of ol-olive
oil before he drinks.

- He doesn't drink any alcohol.
- But when we do drink,

I have heard, take a shot of
oil... oli... oil of ol... ol...

Oy.

Take a shot of
olive oil before you drink.

- It coats your stomach.
- Hm.

Like, you
don't get hung over,

- you feel great.
- You should pass that out

- at my birthday party.
- Yeah.

And he talks very
monotone. Then he's like...

"Kendall, thank you so much for
your participation in that answer."

And I'm like, "What?"

Like, what did we... In my head,
I'm thinking, "What did we just drink?"

I thought maybe shrooms or
something. You would've died.

- So, call me next time.
- I think you read the texts!

- Now ya know. I don't...
- Now I know. Good, the secret's out.

It's too much. It's...
That is sensory overload.

That group chat's not
healthy. It is too much.

- Every...
- There's seven different group chats.

I have quite a few group
chats. Like... 10-plus.

There's the entire family chat.

It includes
former partners,

- ex-boyfriends.
- Tristan and Travis.

- Ex-lovers.
- And Scott.

Baby daddies.

I think Kanye got mad at
us and exited that chat.

MJ's on the entire family chat.

The OG "Positive People" chat.

Kourtney got mad at us
once and exited that chat.

Oh, I'm, uh... I'm... on not
on all the group chats, thank God.

I'm not on "Not Kourtney."

It's just my mom, Kendall, Kylie,
and Khloé, and me.

Oh, there's two "Not
Kourtney" chats.

- I don't know.
- Is there a "Not Kylie" chat?

- Be honest with me.
- Not that I've heard of, I swear...

- Kendall.
- Bible. I swear, not that I've heard of.

I don't give a actually.

I think it's normal and natural for
people to talk shit about one another,

and I would hope you
do it behind my back.

- I'm on "Not Khloé."
- We have "Not Khloé" right now

because we're planning her 40th.

And if there's not a
group chat about me,

I'm actually gonna be offended.

I don't care enough,
to be honest with you.

Unless there's an emergency,

someone will call me
and I'll hear about it.

Kendall doesn't read anything,
Kylie will chime in every blue moon.

We were together one time and
the group chat was going off

and you were like, "You
don't have those silenced?"

And I was like,

"I didn't know we were
able to silence them."

- So, now mine are also muted.
- Yeah. Muted all day long.

I don't even think Kendall
stores our phone numbers

'cause she doesn't
even acknowledge us.

She doesn't.

You have to read the family
chat if you really want the tea.

I'm so mad. I'm about to send
a message to Kim and Mom.

The fact that not
one of you called me

before this
dinner on Tuesday night.

I'm so mad. You guys
aren't my real family.

You're not real family for
not reading our group chat.

I'm gonna go home.

Yeah, there's,
like, a little drum.

Do I look like an Italian siren?

Like, very, like, Sophia Loren. I
don't know. It's, like, very Italian.

Today's shoot is our Dolce &
Gabbana-SKIMS collab shoot,

starring Kourtney
and Kim Kardashian.

This has been years
in the making.

Real blood, sweat,
and tears, and fights

have gone into this
collaboration, so I feel good.

They
did say 25 minutes,

but that was a long time ago.

I'm, like, getting hungry.

How much longer do you think
we'll be here, realistically?

Oh, great.

I feel like Rocky's calling me.

- You guys like my hair?
- I love it.

Um, Kim is sabotaging me.

She asked me to come do
this campaign with her

so that I could have hair
like... Shirley Temple,

and she has, like,
bombshell hair.

I couldn't imagine
shooting it without Kourtney.

I just know she wants
to do it, she gets it.

Listen, it was, like,
a rough time for us,

but, like, how ridic... We look back,
and we're like, "We were ridiculous.

It's okay. Like, that's
just what sisters do."

I think that's the thing with...
those types of arguments,

like, you usually... will
still always feel your side.

- Like...
- Uh-oh.

Like,
I think it's great

to move on and say your
feelings and get them out there

- and then, be able to move on.
- Seriously.

It's good to laugh at it...

and... not let it consume you.

- Lean in a little.
- Yeah, lean in.

Hi.

- Hi. This hair is crazy.
- Hi.

I know, isn't it so funny?

- Yeah.
- I love it.

I don't know what I'm doing. I've
been sitting in there since 10:30,

- just to be a...
- Stop.

...complainer, but I'm
like, I don't work.

This is, like, me stepping
out of retirement.

- Oh.
- And I'm like...

- "I'm just here...
- Okay.

"...but I don't do this well...

- Okay.
- ...anymore."

It definitely does
feel out of my element.

I'm not in, like,
the fashion world.

I mean, my life is
just so far removed.

I'm in my own little world
and my own little bubble

and I just don't like being
out of my comfort zone.

- I like your hair.
- Really?

Yeah.

I think I'm
having a little regret.

Yeah, probably...
a little regretful.

I don't know quite
how I feel about this hair.

Like, it feels a bit...

- I like that.
- I think it's j...

I have, like, PTSD 'cause I had
a bowl haircut in sixth grade.

It was called the Dorothy
Hamill, and it is not...

- I think it looks good.
- Okay.

I think, I think see it on
set, and if you're not happy,

- I think change it.
- 'Kay.

I know Kourtney
doesn't like her hair,

but, first of all, we can fix it,
second of all, my hair is a full mullet.

It's not, like, hairstyles that
are modern that we would do here.

We're, like, Italian
girls on the street.

Not like "on the street,"
but you know what I mean.

Like... in the town.

- But it is.
- Especially if it's not you, like...

No, it's not, and I'm just
like, I don't do photo shoots,

- honestly.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Well, you look amazing.
- Thank you, I do, like,

- two photo shoots a year.
- Yeah.

- And three is pushing me over the edge.
- Right.

I've been in my dressing
room since 10:30, I'm so hungry.

When I get hangry when
I'm breastfeeding,

I will complain about any and
everything that's in my way.

I think so.

Yep.

Um... yes, of course.

I couldn't be away
from him for this long.

I am breastfeeding on demand,

so I really try not to
separate from my baby.

It's not a long day in,
like, my youth, in my past.

It's a long day today.

Is she ready
or is she feeding?

Do we know, is she ready
or feeding or like...?

'Cause it'll take
me two seconds.

I really have high hopes that
we're gonna get through this day.

It's just, you know, managing
talent is never easy.

Okay. Ready, team?
Standby, everybody to one.

Kourtney's made it very clear
she doesn't work anymore,

and I brought her
outta retirement,

and she's only got a
certain amount of time,

so I will stay longer
and pick up the slack

of what we don't finish.

One thing I'm trying to do
more is to make the most of the moment,

so to not be there and
just be complaining.

I would say the second half of the
day, I was better, in hindsight.

Then I'm like, "Oh, if
you're gonna be there,

you know, make the most of it."

Camera
set, here we go.

I forgave her,
she forgives me,

and now, we're working together
on an iconic shoot.

For anyone that thinks that
we wouldn't even be cool

because we got into a fashion
fight over what we wear is crazy.

Like, that's what we were
doing in elementary school.

Do you guys know the
story of when Kourtney...

I was in sixth grade at a new
school, I didn't know anyone,

and I wanted to look
really cool and fit in,

and I borrowed Kourtney's jeans that
had these, like, cow patches on them.

We called
them the cow jeans,

and they were, like, vintage
Levi's with a painted cow.

And she was pissed, and my
school started before hers,

so, imagine, it was my
first few days of school.

We went to different schools,
so I stopped by her school.

Kourtney barges in my
classroom, and Kourtney goes...

"My sister is Kim, and
she stole my jeans...

"And I need to get them back.

"Can you please bring
her outta the class?

She needs to change."

And then, like, comes in
with, like, the lamest shorts

and makes me change into them.

I don't remember the shorts.

I was so embarrassed, and
I've never gotten over

what happened to
me in sixth grade.

Is that why she brought me here,
to get revenge... on the jeans?

Yeah, I think about it.
I really think about it.

Just a good reminder of why
I retired into motherhood.

I mean, it's fun to be on set with
Kim and the vibes are immaculate,

but I think this makes me
want to wear massive clothes.

Just like, I don't... I'm not into,
like, showing my body right now.

I don't work out;
it's not my priority.

I'm in a "taking care
of my baby and kids

and going on tour
with my husband" mode.

I'm just not that girl anymore.

Alright, here
we go again. Let's try it.

- And ready? Action.
- ♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

When I really think back
of how ugly that fight got

just to where we are now,
like, laughing about it

and shooting, together,
a campaign, that's crazy.

I'm happy that I was the one
to bring her out of retirement.

I probably drove
her to retirement,

so I am the one that
can bring her out.

♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

That's cute.

- Yeah.
- So cute.

I like that we're wearing...

- both wearing the leopard print.
- Yeah, cute.

Overall, it was a really
fun day with my sister,

and I'm really happy that I
did it and I can't wait to...

...cash that check.

What a way to end the day.

Cheers to Dolce.

- Congrats on the collection.
- It's really iconic,

- honestly.
- Yeah.

I'll give you one
of everything. How's that?

How 'bout a dollar
for everything sold?

♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

♪ Everybody, move, shake that ♪

♪ Move, shake that ♪

♪ Move ♪

♪ When I walk in,
walk in, bold ♪

♪ When I walk in,
walk in, bold ♪

Tonight is going
to be so much fun.

Shelli Azoff is my best friend.

I'm so excited. We're
celebrating Shelli's birthday

and wanting to do something
really fun and exciting.

- We're celebrating my birthday.
- So, we're going on an adventure.

She's pumped, so, yeah, I
think I smell a party brewing.

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Hey, guys.

Mwah!

- Hi, guys.
- You!

- You look amazing.
- Ooh.

We are going to the
Janet Jackson concert

for Shelli Azoff's
birthday party.

I'm so excited. I won
this outfit on auction.

It's from her "If" video, and it's
her exact outfit, so I'm so excited.

This is the outfit.

Honestly, Janet
means so much to me,

more on, like, a personal level
than anyone could really imagine.

I dated Janet's nephew for
years and years in high school,

and what is it, pre-high
school, what's before high sc...

Junior high, sorry.

Um, ya know, we
started...

I forgot what it was called.

They do family game
nights, and, oh, my God,

one time, the entire Jackson family
and me are playing Pictionary.

I was so nervous 'cause Janet
was, like, my everything.

So, my word was "angel,"
but I drew an angle.

Like, a right angle, ya know?

And I though...
I thought it was an angle.

And then, Jermaine came up to
me afterwards and was like,

"Baby girl, the word was 'angel'

but I felt so bad for you that we're
gonna let you have this point."

I wanted to melt.

So, she's... will always be
my angle, my little angle.

- Is this everybody?
- I think so.

yeah,
this is all of us.

Alright, guys, let's go.

- Wow, you look so cute.
- Thank you.

What era Janet are you?

♪ Let's go ♪

Oh, we're feelin' Janet.

How special is this?

Feel like the last time we were
together, we went to go see Adele.

- Oh, no, it was just us.
- I didn't go...

- No, I didn't go to that.
- ...but thanks.

So, I just injected
collagen into my neck.

- Yeah?
- Salmon sperm.

I did a laser.

Skin tightening.

As I know more and as I get older, like,
I will do what is really good for you.

I'm like that's
where we're at, guys.

I am pretty down with
a healthy lifestyle.

I don't think I've
ever tasted.

- You don't?
- No, I think I, like,

- would throw up.
- Khloé and Allison,

Zoe said she's never
tasted before.

- Come on.
- Never tasted what?

- before.
- I mean, I, I probably did,

but then I out. I've
never, like, anyone's.

- Really?
- Ew, no.

I mean, I don't think you're
missing anything in life...

- I don't either.
- Like, I don't think it's like,

"God, you really gotta mark that

off your bucket list."

I think they just want you
to have them

and they don't really
care what you do with it,

but it's not the
most attractive...

- Twenty-five days and I will.
- ...to, to spit it out.

Twenty-five days, I'm gonna do it
on his 20... on his 50th birthday.

- You absolutely should.
- Yeah, okay.

You absolutely should.

Do you guys know
that

by?

Is?

A what?

- A one does?
- Yes.

Not necessarily.

Ooh-kay.

I feel like it's healthy.

I hope so.

I answer a lotta
questions, but I'm...

I just can't answer
this one. That's crazy.

And it also depends
on the day.

Only my husband knows.

It sucks.

Wait, no pun intended.

Oh, my God.

Okay, let me just say something,
the fact that you could it,

- because in my whole life...
- Mom, Mom,

- I don't wanna know.
- ...who stops and, like, goes,

- num-num-num?
- Earmuffs!

can't taste.

- You can taste it.
- No.

- It's her birthday.
- Hell yeah.

Let her talk about all she wants.

Do you sit and
it? I don't...

- I try not to.
- Yeah.

You just wanna get it over with.

- Oh, there she is, hi.
- Hi.

You remember the
conversation on the plane?

You remember the
conversation on the plane?

- Oh, I, I did it.
- You did it?

- Stop.
- I did.

- I thought...
- I did it.

- Yeah,.
- Oh, my God,

I'm so happy for you guys.

Well, when I told the
story, she said... she was like,

"You don't do that? That's crazy.
I'm a . "

No! Okay.

Yeah, she said that it's her specialty
and that she would help me if I needed.

- It was a real moment.
- Sick, okay.

Well... there you have it.

We have arrived.

We should've
gone to the outlet malls.

What time do they close?

- Kimberly. We're... No, no, no.
- The concert doesn't start for an hour.

- The Balenciaga outlet?
- We're very far from it.

Damn.

Let's take a picture.
Everybody, look.

Apparently, now putting
up the peace sign makes you old.

Oh, I saw that trend on TikTok.

I vowed to Kendall that I'd
stop doing the kissy face

for the new year 'cause she's
like, "It's so embarrassing."

She's just like, "Stop doing..."

And I was like,
"But it's so me."

Like, when someone's like,
"Can I have a photo?" I go...

I'm like, I can't kissy face.

♪ This'll blow your mind ♪

The miserable pirate. We have
Johnny Depp sitting over here.

I just wanna know, where
did your love of...

- Pirate shirts come from?
- ...pirates come from?

'Cause you tend to
wear pirate shirts

- pretty often.
- I know.

I love this shirt.

- That is not a pirate shirt.
- Where do you think?

- What do you think it is, a cake topper?
- I think it's a beautiful bow.

She loves a good pirate costume.

We should put up every time
my mom's worn a pirate shirt

'cause God knows she
has at least a dozen,

and they are horrific.

I feel like I'm on the
Pirates of the Caribbean

- with you.
- Yeah.

They just, ya know, have
a different idea sometimes

about what fashion
might look like.

Do you see me complaining
that Kim's in sweats

for the fourth year in
a row? No, you don't.

Do you, Mom, do you.

Listen, it's Dolce & Gabbana,
Dolce & Gabbana.

Do you hear me?
Dolce, Dolce, Dolce.

You wanna wear a
pirate shirt, do you.

- I'm gonna have fun tonight.
- I hope she plays all her hits.

I feel like this is
just one of those, like,

really fun nights
with my lifers.

Khloé is now an honorary lifer.
She's, like, my built-in best friend.

I wouldn't have
it any other way.

If anyone can get me having fun,
dancing my ass off, it's definitely Kim.

I mean, just... It's the
best way to wrap up my 30s.

We had the best time celebrating
with the most amazing friends and family,

and it's these kind of
days, these kind of moments,

these kind of memories that
we make that last a lifetime.

It's priceless.

Next on The Kardashians...

Do you guys have anything where
we could, like, throw a party?

It is the 40th birthday of the
one and only Khloé Kardashian.

So, we are dedicating

this episode to Khloé.

For your 40th
birthday, we're gonna do a theme.

What does that mean, a theme?
Like, '80s? 'Cause ugh.

I think we're off to
a roaring good start.

I just wanna go big for Khloé.

Every sister had a complaint.

They're like, "These big parties,
the location's horrible."

And I'm like, "Now
you wanna talk?"

A week before the party, all of
a sudden, my sisters chime in

with every change that
they possibly would make.

- The sisters are kinda mad at me.
- Ha!

If they just would
show up and help me...

...then we wouldn't have
been in this situation.

There has to be drama.

♪ Everybody, move, shake that ♪

- ♪ Move, shake that ♪
- ♪ Move ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, ooh ♪

♪ When I walk in,
walk in, bold ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, ooh ♪

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Bold ♪
- ♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

- ♪ When I walk in ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

♪ Bold ♪

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ Bold ♪

I... To my knowledge,
we don't have one

- that's a "Not Kylie."
- 'Cause I swear...

- Do you have one about me?
- No.

- There's no "Not Kendall."
- Okay, okay.

I just feel like I'm
more, "Do-do-do-do-do."

So, I feel like there would be
a "Not Kylie" chat about me.

- No, Kylie.
- Okay.

There's no "Not Kylie" chat. I'm
sure at some point in history,

me, Khloé, and Mom or
something were like,

- "What do we get Kylie for her birthday?"
- Mm, mm, okay.

- No, not to my recollection.
- I'm gonna go through Mom's phone.