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♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

Previously on The Kardashians...

Oh, my God.

If you look good, it is all worth it.

♪ I'm comin' in, comin' in hot ♪

It's my year, I'm gonna be 40! Living my best damn life.

Diane von Furstenberg told me your 50s are your best years.

As long as you're healthy, I think it's great getting older.

Abso--lutely.

This is what I was texting you guys yesterday,

but I don't think you read the group chats.

I don't read the group chats.

Think she has us on mute.

I'm doing a collab with SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

You cannot stand someone else

being the center of attention,

you're just a witch and I hate you.

And I'm just like...

- ♪ Bring it now ♪ - ♪ Bring it now ♪

- ♪ You're like whoa ♪ - ♪ You're like whoa ♪

♪ Bring the wow ♪

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Bring the wow ♪

- Hi. - ♪ Wow ♪

♪ Bring the wow, yeah, whoa ♪

Today, I'm doing a collab with SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

Hi, guys.

So, this is a really fun week.

We are going to see Janet Jackson in concert

and we are having dinner with longevity specialist, Bryan Johnson.

I'm really excited just to learn more.

He says, you know, whatever Kim goes with,

- we're good with. - Amazing.

This collab, I really went in with such a point of view,

and I brought all of my references

and all of, like, these D&G stuff that they haven't seen in a while.

Yeah.

- Hi, guys. - Hi.

Thank you for being here today.

This collab has been in the works for probably about a year.

Love, so cute.

Where's Khloé when I need her? This screams Khloé.

I'm obsessed with this.

This is my fave.

It's giving D&G iconic-ness.

It's crazy how I went from being so insecure

and not knowing my voice or, like, how much I could speak up.

I don't know.

- We should talk with the whole team. Okay. - We're making that the model a lot.

I'm really nervous to give notes in front of Dolce & Gabbana

'cause they're the legends.

Since they saw how that collab went, they put so much trust in me

and that has been just such, like, a gratifying feeling,

knowing that they trust me so much.

A year ago I was like, "How am I really gonna have a voice in this?"

And now, I'm the voice in this. It's really cool.

I'd say keep the triangle, both underwears,

the tanks, and then the bodysuit.

Oh, I still think this campaign has to be me and Kourtney.

Kourtney would look great in Mariana's bodysuit.

Since the relationship with Dolce & Gabbana and Kourtney,

like, she was really kinda, like, turned off, obviously, by me.

But now, I'm thinking about, like, the bigger picture

and how cool would it be if, like, the full circle moment

was to have Kourtney in the campaign.

She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing.

It's not rational.

Kourtney and Travis just worked with Dolce.

The business and the check was more important than my feelings.

- Hi. - Hi, guy... Hi, everybody.

I was like, "I know that leopard print anywhere."

How do we get Kourtney to be in the campaign?

Ooh.

Full circle moment.

I mean, I think it was a little more than under the rug.

I think we, like, destroyed the rug,

and, like, had it fully cleaned,

and, like, we explored and exhausted this.

So, I don't think this is like, "Oh, do-do-do, we're just ignoring it."

It's like, "No, I heard you." I think it's, like, acknowledging her.

The anxiety of asking her.

I think she will respect the fact that, like, I want her for the campaign.

I think it only makes sense.

I think. You know, she could tell me to off

and it'll be a whole other thing, but, like, we'll-we'll see.

Oh, my God, I can imagine the, like...

It would be so funny if we were, like, fighting over the clothes...

- Yeah. - ...in the campaign.

Totally.

♪ And I'm lo-lo-lovin' it ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ Got a real good feeling 'bout this ♪

Tonight, my mom, Kimberly, and I,

we are gonna go have dinner with Bryan Johnson.

He's, like, the most well-known longevity specialist,

and I'm so excited.

Welcome.

- I'm Bryan. - Hi, Bryan.

- Pleasure to meet you, welcome. - Thank you so much.

After taking the Horvath test,

I am kind of obsessed with my biological age.

I'm 34!

- God, Khloé. Khloé. - She is 28 years old.

I have to get younger.

Beating Khloé wouldn't be so bad, being younger than her.

I'd like to be a younger sister to my younger sister.

That would be cute.

Oh, Bojangles is here.

- I was wondering what all that noise was. - Hi, Kim.

- I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you. How are you? - Hi. So nice to meet you.

He created Venmo, and then he sold it,

and, with that, has, like, hired I think, like, 30 bio-scientists

to figure out how to prolong life.

I feel younger already.

Welcome.

- Just by being in here? - I really do.

- One little hug, and she's good. - Yep, just by being here,

but you have no idea what this means to me.

I'm obsessed with you,

- and I'm so excited to learn. - Wow.

You guys are two peas in a pod.

- Your skin is amazing. - Thanks.

Sorry, I'm gonna be really annoying.

Your dream.

Just kidding.

So, your chronological age is?

- I'm 46. - Really?

Yeah, my speed of aging is slower than 99.8% of 18-year-olds,

so I've become the most biologically measured human in, in history.

- Wow. - I get accused of being AI quite a bit.

- Really? - Yeah.

Are you guys aliens?

I might be half robot, but I'm okay with that.

- Yeah... You people. - I'm very mechanical.

Biohacking is apparently...

...biohacking.

Everything from peptides and healthy stuff,

so I just love the knowledge, I love knowing what our options are.

I would assume you're hacking into your biology?

I don't know. Like, let's hack some of your biology off?

I don't, I don't know.

Probably going around... the norm and figuring...

I don't know what biohacking means, okay? I don't.

Who do they think I am, a scientist?

- I get it. Sometimes I... - This is for you. Sorry about the alcohol,

but, you know, we couldn't

- come empty-handed. - Hey.

Kendall designed the bottle.

Thank you very much.

Of course my mom would bring Bryan Johnson,

someone who notoriously does not drink alcohol,

a bottle of 818.

Yeah, we could put olive oil in here.

Well, there's tequila in there now, so you could water your plants.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

And me and Mr. Diamond

will drink it for you.

I could show you the clinic.

- Wow. My kind of house. - Yeah.

I have this light. This was a gift from Khloé.

- Yeah. - I use mine for about 20 minutes,

three times a week.

- Do you wear the goggles? - I do.

- Ugh, I get so lazy, but it's so bright. - It is so bright.

- And what are these? - You could put this on your

abdomen, for example.

It's the equivalent of doing 20,000 sit-ups.

Professional-grade hearing. So, I have hearing loss

- in my left ear from shooting... - Oh, so do I.

- Do you? - Just from my children.

So, the restoration of hearing loss,

Stanford has been taking the cells out of cadavers...

- Yeah. - ...human cadavers,

and putting 'em back in to potentially regenerate...

- That's inter... Yeah. - ...for hearing loss

in the experimental models.

Yeah, do you wanna be the first human Guinea pig?

- Happy to. - Okay.

I think my motivation behind learning so much about longevity is just,

I pray and hope that, for my kids,

I'm as mentally with it as possible for as long as possible.

This is an Exilis. This is for elasticity and collagen production.

- Can we... We need that. - Elasticity? Talk to me.

- Yeah, so... - We're gonna buy that.

And if it provides less wrinkles and tighter skin, I'm all for it also.

This is electromagnetic for, uh, muscle contraction,

so a lotta women will use this post giving birth.

As I was doing this, I thought, "I might as well just sit on here."

And then it seemed like every time I woke up, I was erect,

and I thought, "What is happening here?"

And then it just took us down a rabbit hole

of nighttime erections as a biological age marker.

I don't necessarily need to know everything

about what happens to someone in the middle of the night.

It's healthy to have multiple erections at night?

Yeah, it's a significant marker

- of health overall. - Mm.

Hm.

Thank you. Okay.

Good. I...

I'll, I'll write that down.

I have no idea what to do with that information,

but good for you, Bryan.

So happy.

You and your erections.

My nighttime erections improved to better than the average 18-year-old.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

I mean, listen, it's, like, a scientific thing.

I'm not, I'm not judging.

Like, what losers to be, like, giggling about, like, an erection

and we're all, like, laughing.

- Alright, let's go have dinner. - Yeah.

First, we'll have super veggie.

It's black lentils, broccoli, cauliflower, shiitake mushrooms, garlic, ginger root.

There's nothing in here that's cool or fun or nice to have.

Everything has a specific objective.

Yeah, I'm like, "What the are we talkin' about right now?"

Every calorie has to fight for its life

and every calorie has to do a specific job inside the body,

- and if it doesn't, it can't belong. - Oh, wow.

There are a couple things here that I'm not really... getting

'cause I really am a kids' menu girl.

And right now, you would be number seven in the world.

- You're number seven in the world... - Wait, wait, what?!

...at the Rejuvenation Olympics!

- Oh, my God! - I've never won anything!

Onion rings with ranch dressing? yes.

Pizza, thin crust, make it crispy, yes on the ranch.

♪ Mozzarella ♪

And to think the kids' menu gets me this far.

Something I notice about you that is such an amazing quality

is the whites of your eyes are extremely white,

- and that's, like, such a healthy sign. - Mm.

Am I embarrassing you tonight?

- No... You're... - I'm just really into it.

- No, you are thriving. - No, it's, like, very...

This is your Super Bowl.

Well, it's kind of interesting that the eyes are two pieces of the brain.

They're the only pieces of the brain that are outside the skull.

And so, when... You can see when someone is, like, alive in their eyes,

or if they're dead in their eyes. And when you're sick...

- Do you think I look dead in my eyes? - ...glassed over. No, not at all.

- Quite the opposite. - You can tell me.

No, not at all. Quite the opposite.

'Kay, here's the main question:

with the way that you are so disciplined...

- Mm-hm. - ...does that bring you joy in your life?

Yeah, I'm, I'm happier and more fulfilled and energized

than I have been in my entire life.

What I'm trying to demonstrate is the future of being human.

Imagine, we figured out that death was no longer inevitable.

We're gonna die at some point.

I don't think he means we're immortal.

Or are you saying we're immortal?

Death had always been inevitable, and when death is inevitable,

you play all sorts of games, you can YOLO your way into every decision.

But when death is not inevitable, you change your existence.

Which is, in itself, is kind of interesting,

- right? - Yeah.

It's, like... It's a, it's a lapse in time perception.

- Yeah. - It's an inter-interesting

- and kinda scary concept. - Yeah.

What's the worst thing you would eat once in a while right now?

Yeah, it's gone.

- I don't do, I don't do it anymore. - Gone gone?

I think that when you take excellent care of yourself

for a prolonged period of time, your senses are so much sharper.

- Yes. - And so, your experience of life

is that much richer,

and then, the, the "indulgence" always takes that away,

and so, the-the taste is kind of a, an illusion for...

- Yeah. - ...giving you more of an experience,

- but it deadens the experience. - That's well said, yeah.

Those things lessen my consciousness, and I just can't stand it.

Like, people still want comfort, safety, tradition,

they want something that feels safe to them,

and sometimes that is just sticking to what you know.

When I eat and what I eat is

one of the biggest predictors of my sleep quality,

and so, I now have my last meal of the day at 11:00 a.m.,

- and so... - Holy crap.

- Yeah, so... - Try that.

What?!

He's AI.

He's AI.

What is your thought on drinking alcohol?

I don't do any alcohol personally.

- Yeah, samesies. - Yeah?

I can't ruin my lipstick. I'll have to take the shot with a straw.

- You just don't like it? - I don't like it, no.

Um...

Like, Kim is layin' it on thick.

She's sitting next to me, she's like, "I don't drink."

I'm like... Like, just lie...

I'm like, "We were just drunk two nights ago, so that's fine."

I just don't snack anymore. It's the weirdest thing.

- Emergency Cheetos in the cupboard. - I don't like that stuff anymore.

This is what Kim does. I love when she does this.

Her and my mom, they get this from each other.

Because alcohol is so inflammatory.

Like, the minute I stop drinking as much, then I don't have a taste for it.

Like, really?

Cheers.

Cheers, Gerry, honestly.

Mm!

Getting kind of excited for a martini. I just wanna put that out there.

Is this a lying competition? Like, come on.

If you had access to an algorithm

that could give you the best physical, mental,

and spiritual health of your life,

you did what the algorithm said,

you ate what it said, you went to bed when it said,

would you say yes or would you say no?

I would say yes.

Isn't that what we're all looking for, is that magic answer?

Happiness and health are everything.

I don't really...

No.

- How 'bout everyone else? - Absolutely.

You could meet your great, great, great grandkids,

- in principle. - That's right.

Uh, typically, people don't want to live a life that's algorithmic.

That's super interesting.

I don't know what algorithm we're talking about.

Like... my Instagram algorithm? I'm not really sure.

So... I'm just pretending like I'm smart enough

to know what's happening. I'm just here.

- Guys, let's all take a shot. - Oh, yeah.

Congratulations to...

- Cheers. - ...living a long, joyful life.

- Yes. - Cheers.

May we never die.

Cheers.

Great.

So, like, it was an olive oil shot,

and I just was like, "What the?"

So, do you ever just

watch, like, Dateline?

- Or Dancing with the Stars? - I only watch The Kardashians.

Good answer.

For another 150 years.

Season 4,522.

I am so nervous to go in and ask Kourtney to

do the Dolce & Gabbana campaign with me.

So, I mean, honestly, this vision,

I think wouldn't be a vision without Kourtney.

She could either be such a bitch

and say go myself and absolutely not,

or... make some money with me.

Hello?

- Hi. - Shoot, my phone's about to die.

- I've never been in this room. - Hi, you haven't?

- No. - Do you want me

- to beat you at ping pong? - Yeah.

One point for me.

- Two points. - Two, 0.

The craziest thing happened. Tell me if this happened with Mason.

North is, like, obsessed with me now...

and, like, calls me with her friends, like, "Mom, I love you.

You're the best mom. I love you so much." Like...

Well, she's always been like that with me.

Do you think you changed?

I mean, possibly. It was a year of, like, mad at me,

- but, like, I think... - Also you guys were getting a divorce.

I think it was all the divorce. Like, it's insane, the turnaround.

I think it's safe to say that I won.

'Kay, I think it's safe to say

- that ping pong is not my thing. - Ooh.

- Um... - My back has been so crazy.

- I wanna, like, experience... - You know I've been living here

since November, since Rocky was born.

- Yeah. - And I've never moved my clothes in.

So, like, this is Travis's, like, Raf sweatshirt.

- Like, I wear only... I'm like... - His stuff?

Yeah.

I just had Rocky, and, I mean,

I've always worn Travis's clothes since we've been together,

but I just haven't moved my clothes in, by choice.

It just feels easier for life right now to just wear my husband's clothes.

I'm definitely getting, like, ready to start, like, wearing my clothes again...

- Um... - ...but I've only worn his clothes.

- But... - Like, I wore these boots

- to every single show on tour. - Huh.

Um... I just can't tell what kinda girl you are.

Yeah, I don't really know what kinda girl I am either. I'm evolving.

I'm over these, like, vibes, though.

So, I have such an exciting opportunity for you and I...

- What? - ...that I wanted to talk to you about.

- Mm-hm. - Um...

I told you about Dolce and SKIMS, right?

- Yeah, obviously. - Yeah.

Initially.

- Okay. - And then you did the fashion show...

And then I did the fashion show. So, I was like, "We might as well do it."

- You know? And so, they were like, "Okay." - Mm-hm.

Then I just couldn't imagine a better campaign...

- Mm-hm. - ...than you and me together.

I just think, like, it wouldn't be a,

it wouldn't be, like, a Dolce thing without you.

Mm-hm.

Initially, everything that she did with Dolce,

I just felt, like,

so disconnected from my sister,

and I didn't feel like my feelings were heard or validated or understood.

And it wouldn't be a Dolce moment without me?

It wouldn't.

- I recognize that. I'm being very... - Oh.

I, like, really know that, you know?

I mean, my thoughts will still be the same.

Like, they're still my thoughts.

My feelings didn't matter and that, you know...

she just, like, had to do it all.

I mean, I think I just wanted to know if you were interested,

and you wanted to do it.

Um...

I feel like...

- we've moved on in life. - Yeah.

That sounds iconic.

It, it is iconic, right? I feel like we could, like...

- I feel like it is iconic. - It is.

It'll be so fun. Did you guys hear that?

Did you get that on camera? She said yes.

- She said yes! - Exciting.

I gotta say I'm shocked.

She said, "It'll be iconic." She just was like... She got it.

I mean, yeah, this will be iconic.

This is, like, gonna be so fun to shoot a campaign with her.

I wonder if we should be, like, throwing pasta at each other.

- That would be funny. - It'll be good.

It'll be really good.

We're sisters, and we love each other,

and life is short... so it's time to move on.

But I'm glad the first initial thought was, "Iconic."

- I love to do iconic shit. - Yeah.

- I'll get you a good check. - Yeah.

Wouldn't do it without a good check.

I know that.

The paycheck is more important than my feelings.

Okay, I'm so excited.

Yeah.

I feel like this is what we always wanted.

Did we?

- This is what we always wanted? - Didn't we?

Isn't this what we were fighting about?

- No. - Okay, let's not rehash.

Let's not.

- Let's not get into it. - Let's not.

Whatever it is.

We will live la vita dolce very soon.

La dolce vita.

♪ 'Cause it's here and now ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's here and now ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's here and now ♪

Hi, Ken.

Should I take my shoes off?

Whatever you want.

Oh, my God, these are so old. Stop.

What? Aw.

Wait, stop, they were so small.

Kendall is constantly in other parts of the world.

She's traveling, she's modeling, she's, literally, never in town.

So, the fact that I am being blessed with her presence today,

I'm gonna soak up every moment.

Is Scott coming, or no?

I was gonna confront him about his Mounjaro.

Call him and ask him if he saw it.

Someone sent me a clip from the show and he's opening his fridge,

and in his fridge, it's weight loss medication.

A couple people sent it to me, so I'm assuming Scott knows about it.

I'm gonna FaceTime him.

Wow, you know when you just start off the day lookin' a different way?

Um, did you see from the show?

Did you see what's in your fridge?

It's everywhere, Scott.

Wow, you're really being healthy.

No...

You shouldn't be! When I was fat, I went and drank that shit!

I don't get the shame of it.

Like, you just don't have these problems, but when I was bigger, I took laxatives.

I would take anything that... Everyone was pushing something

'cause it was early 2000s, Anna Nicole Smith. What is it?

"TrimSpa, Baby." Like, anything.

- Okay, well... - We didn't need that visual.

Yeah, none o... Me and Kendall don't wanna see your.

Anyways, your secret's out. Have fun, have a good day.

- The relief. - Okay, I gotta go, love you.

- Okay, bye. - Love you.

hide your drugs. No.

Are you aware of the dinner that Mom, me, and Kim went to?

Well, for what?

The guy named Bryan Johnson?

He's the most famous for biohacking and, like...

Oh! Wait, why didn't I go to this?

- What day was this? - Tuesday.

- Oh, was it... - Everyone was invited on the chat.

I don't read the group chat. In moments like these...

...I want someone to call me

- and be like, "Hey, Kenny, I know... - 'Kay.

- "...you'll really like this... - Okay.

...I'm just letting you know if you didn't see it in the group chat."

Then I can make a real decision. I had no idea.

I'm so upset. Know me less. Literally, know me less.

I should have been to this party.

I think I'm a little bit more their people.

If that makes any sense, yes.

They missed out as well by not having me there

'cause I would've asked all the right things.

But, you know.

He's just the extreme of everything.

Like, he's a vampire. His skin,

- I've never seen skin... - I was gonna say,

- does he look good? - His skin is great, but he's paler...

He's literally, like, in the movie Twilight...

- He probably doesn't go in the sun, yeah. - ...'cause he will not go in the sun.

He barely blinks.

Then, wh... Like, at the dinner, you have to take a shot of olive oil.

We brought him 818 tequila, the reserve.

He takes a shot of ol-olive oil before he drinks.

- He doesn't drink any alcohol. - But when we do drink,

I have heard, take a shot of oil... oli... oil of ol... ol...

Oy.

Take a shot of olive oil before you drink.

- It coats your stomach. - Hm.

Like, you don't get hung over,

- you feel great. - You should pass that out

- at my birthday party. - Yeah.

And he talks very monotone. Then he's like...

"Kendall, thank you so much for your participation in that answer."

And I'm like, "What?"

Like, what did we... In my head, I'm thinking, "What did we just drink?"

I thought maybe shrooms or something. You would've died.

- So, call me next time. - I think you read the texts!

- Now ya know. I don't... - Now I know. Good, the secret's out.

It's too much. It's... That is sensory overload.

That group chat's not healthy. It is too much.

- Every... - There's seven different group chats.

I have quite a few group chats. Like... 10-plus.

There's the entire family chat.

It includes former partners,

- ex-boyfriends. - Tristan and Travis.

- Ex-lovers. - And Scott.

Baby daddies.

I think Kanye got mad at us and exited that chat.

MJ's on the entire family chat.

The OG "Positive People" chat.

Kourtney got mad at us once and exited that chat.

Oh, I'm, uh... I'm... on not on all the group chats, thank God.

I'm not on "Not Kourtney."

It's just my mom, Kendall, Kylie, and Khloé, and me.

Oh, there's two "Not Kourtney" chats.

- I don't know. - Is there a "Not Kylie" chat?

- Be honest with me. - Not that I've heard of, I swear...

- Kendall. - Bible. I swear, not that I've heard of.

I don't give a actually.

I think it's normal and natural for people to talk shit about one another,

and I would hope you do it behind my back.

- I'm on "Not Khloé." - We have "Not Khloé" right now

because we're planning her 40th.

And if there's not a group chat about me,

I'm actually gonna be offended.

I don't care enough, to be honest with you.

Unless there's an emergency,

someone will call me and I'll hear about it.

Kendall doesn't read anything, Kylie will chime in every blue moon.

We were together one time and the group chat was going off

and you were like, "You don't have those silenced?"

And I was like,

"I didn't know we were able to silence them."

- So, now mine are also muted. - Yeah. Muted all day long.

I don't even think Kendall stores our phone numbers

'cause she doesn't even acknowledge us.

She doesn't.

You have to read the family chat if you really want the tea.

I'm so mad. I'm about to send a message to Kim and Mom.

The fact that not one of you called me

before this dinner on Tuesday night.

I'm so mad. You guys aren't my real family.

You're not real family for not reading our group chat.

I'm gonna go home.

Yeah, there's, like, a little drum.

Do I look like an Italian siren?

Like, very, like, Sophia Loren. I don't know. It's, like, very Italian.

Today's shoot is our Dolce & Gabbana-SKIMS collab shoot,

starring Kourtney and Kim Kardashian.

This has been years in the making.

Real blood, sweat, and tears, and fights

have gone into this collaboration, so I feel good.

They did say 25 minutes,

but that was a long time ago.

I'm, like, getting hungry.

How much longer do you think we'll be here, realistically?

Oh, great.

I feel like Rocky's calling me.

- You guys like my hair? - I love it.

Um, Kim is sabotaging me.

She asked me to come do this campaign with her

so that I could have hair like... Shirley Temple,

and she has, like, bombshell hair.

I couldn't imagine shooting it without Kourtney.

I just know she wants to do it, she gets it.

Listen, it was, like, a rough time for us,

but, like, how ridic... We look back, and we're like, "We were ridiculous.

It's okay. Like, that's just what sisters do."

I think that's the thing with... those types of arguments,

like, you usually... will still always feel your side.

- Like... - Uh-oh.

Like, I think it's great

to move on and say your feelings and get them out there

- and then, be able to move on. - Seriously.

It's good to laugh at it...

and... not let it consume you.

- Lean in a little. - Yeah, lean in.

Hi.

- Hi. This hair is crazy. - Hi.

I know, isn't it so funny?

- Yeah. - I love it.

I don't know what I'm doing. I've been sitting in there since 10:30,

- just to be a... - Stop.

...complainer, but I'm like, I don't work.

This is, like, me stepping out of retirement.

- Oh. - And I'm like...

- "I'm just here... - Okay.

"...but I don't do this well...

- Okay. - ...anymore."

It definitely does feel out of my element.

I'm not in, like, the fashion world.

I mean, my life is just so far removed.

I'm in my own little world and my own little bubble

and I just don't like being out of my comfort zone.

- I like your hair. - Really?

Yeah.

I think I'm having a little regret.

Yeah, probably... a little regretful.

I don't know quite how I feel about this hair.

Like, it feels a bit...

- I like that. - I think it's j...

I have, like, PTSD 'cause I had a bowl haircut in sixth grade.

It was called the Dorothy Hamill, and it is not...

- I think it looks good. - Okay.

I think, I think see it on set, and if you're not happy,

- I think change it. - 'Kay.

I know Kourtney doesn't like her hair,

but, first of all, we can fix it, second of all, my hair is a full mullet.

It's not, like, hairstyles that are modern that we would do here.

We're, like, Italian girls on the street.

Not like "on the street," but you know what I mean.

Like... in the town.

- But it is. - Especially if it's not you, like...

No, it's not, and I'm just like, I don't do photo shoots,

- honestly. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Well, you look amazing. - Thank you, I do, like,

- two photo shoots a year. - Yeah.

- And three is pushing me over the edge. - Right.

I've been in my dressing room since 10:30, I'm so hungry.

When I get hangry when I'm breastfeeding,

I will complain about any and everything that's in my way.

I think so.

Yep.

Um... yes, of course.

I couldn't be away from him for this long.

I am breastfeeding on demand,

so I really try not to separate from my baby.

It's not a long day in, like, my youth, in my past.

It's a long day today.

Is she ready or is she feeding?

Do we know, is she ready or feeding or like...?

'Cause it'll take me two seconds.

I really have high hopes that we're gonna get through this day.

It's just, you know, managing talent is never easy.

Okay. Ready, team? Standby, everybody to one.

Kourtney's made it very clear she doesn't work anymore,

and I brought her outta retirement,

and she's only got a certain amount of time,

so I will stay longer and pick up the slack

of what we don't finish.

One thing I'm trying to do more is to make the most of the moment,

so to not be there and just be complaining.

I would say the second half of the day, I was better, in hindsight.

Then I'm like, "Oh, if you're gonna be there,

you know, make the most of it."

Camera set, here we go.

I forgave her, she forgives me,

and now, we're working together on an iconic shoot.

For anyone that thinks that we wouldn't even be cool

because we got into a fashion fight over what we wear is crazy.

Like, that's what we were doing in elementary school.

Do you guys know the story of when Kourtney...

I was in sixth grade at a new school, I didn't know anyone,

and I wanted to look really cool and fit in,

and I borrowed Kourtney's jeans that had these, like, cow patches on them.

We called them the cow jeans,

and they were, like, vintage Levi's with a painted cow.

And she was pissed, and my school started before hers,

so, imagine, it was my first few days of school.

We went to different schools, so I stopped by her school.

Kourtney barges in my classroom, and Kourtney goes...

"My sister is Kim, and she stole my jeans...

"And I need to get them back.

"Can you please bring her outta the class?

She needs to change."

And then, like, comes in with, like, the lamest shorts

and makes me change into them.

I don't remember the shorts.

I was so embarrassed, and I've never gotten over

what happened to me in sixth grade.

Is that why she brought me here, to get revenge... on the jeans?

Yeah, I think about it. I really think about it.

Just a good reminder of why I retired into motherhood.

I mean, it's fun to be on set with Kim and the vibes are immaculate,

but I think this makes me want to wear massive clothes.

Just like, I don't... I'm not into, like, showing my body right now.

I don't work out; it's not my priority.

I'm in a "taking care of my baby and kids

and going on tour with my husband" mode.

I'm just not that girl anymore.

Alright, here we go again. Let's try it.

- And ready? Action. - ♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

When I really think back of how ugly that fight got

just to where we are now, like, laughing about it

and shooting, together, a campaign, that's crazy.

I'm happy that I was the one to bring her out of retirement.

I probably drove her to retirement,

so I am the one that can bring her out.

♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

That's cute.

- Yeah. - So cute.

I like that we're wearing...

- both wearing the leopard print. - Yeah, cute.

Overall, it was a really fun day with my sister,

and I'm really happy that I did it and I can't wait to...

...cash that check.

What a way to end the day.

Cheers to Dolce.

- Congrats on the collection. - It's really iconic,

- honestly. - Yeah.

I'll give you one of everything. How's that?

How 'bout a dollar for everything sold?

♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

♪ Everybody, move, shake that ♪

♪ Move, shake that ♪

♪ Move ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

Tonight is going to be so much fun.

Shelli Azoff is my best friend.

I'm so excited. We're celebrating Shelli's birthday

and wanting to do something really fun and exciting.

- We're celebrating my birthday. - So, we're going on an adventure.

She's pumped, so, yeah, I think I smell a party brewing.

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Hey, guys.

Mwah!

- Hi, guys. - You!

- You look amazing. - Ooh.

We are going to the Janet Jackson concert

for Shelli Azoff's birthday party.

I'm so excited. I won this outfit on auction.

It's from her "If" video, and it's her exact outfit, so I'm so excited.

This is the outfit.

Honestly, Janet means so much to me,

more on, like, a personal level than anyone could really imagine.

I dated Janet's nephew for years and years in high school,

and what is it, pre-high school, what's before high sc...

Junior high, sorry.

Um, ya know, we started...

I forgot what it was called.

They do family game nights, and, oh, my God,

one time, the entire Jackson family and me are playing Pictionary.

I was so nervous 'cause Janet was, like, my everything.

So, my word was "angel," but I drew an angle.

Like, a right angle, ya know?

And I though... I thought it was an angle.

And then, Jermaine came up to me afterwards and was like,

"Baby girl, the word was 'angel'

but I felt so bad for you that we're gonna let you have this point."

I wanted to melt.

So, she's... will always be my angle, my little angle.

- Is this everybody? - I think so.

yeah, this is all of us.

Alright, guys, let's go.

- Wow, you look so cute. - Thank you.

What era Janet are you?

♪ Let's go ♪

Oh, we're feelin' Janet.

How special is this?

Feel like the last time we were together, we went to go see Adele.

- Oh, no, it was just us. - I didn't go...

- No, I didn't go to that. - ...but thanks.

So, I just injected collagen into my neck.

- Yeah? - Salmon sperm.

I did a laser.

Skin tightening.

As I know more and as I get older, like, I will do what is really good for you.

I'm like that's where we're at, guys.

I am pretty down with a healthy lifestyle.

I don't think I've ever tasted.

- You don't? - No, I think I, like,

- would throw up. - Khloé and Allison,

Zoe said she's never tasted before.

- Come on. - Never tasted what?

- before. - I mean, I, I probably did,

but then I out. I've never, like, anyone's.

- Really? - Ew, no.

I mean, I don't think you're missing anything in life...

- I don't either. - Like, I don't think it's like,

"God, you really gotta mark that

off your bucket list."

I think they just want you to have them

and they don't really care what you do with it,

but it's not the most attractive...

- Twenty-five days and I will. - ...to, to spit it out.

Twenty-five days, I'm gonna do it on his 20... on his 50th birthday.

- You absolutely should. - Yeah, okay.

You absolutely should.

Do you guys know that

by?

Is?

A what?

- A one does? - Yes.

Not necessarily.

Ooh-kay.

I feel like it's healthy.

I hope so.

I answer a lotta questions, but I'm...

I just can't answer this one. That's crazy.

And it also depends on the day.

Only my husband knows.

It sucks.

Wait, no pun intended.

Oh, my God.

Okay, let me just say something, the fact that you could it,

- because in my whole life... - Mom, Mom,

- I don't wanna know. - ...who stops and, like, goes,

- num-num-num? - Earmuffs!

can't taste.

- You can taste it. - No.

- It's her birthday. - Hell yeah.

Let her talk about all she wants.

Do you sit and it? I don't...

- I try not to. - Yeah.

You just wanna get it over with.

- Oh, there she is, hi. - Hi.

You remember the conversation on the plane?

You remember the conversation on the plane?

- Oh, I, I did it. - You did it?

- Stop. - I did.

- I thought... - I did it.

- Yeah,. - Oh, my God,

I'm so happy for you guys.

Well, when I told the story, she said... she was like,

"You don't do that? That's crazy. I'm a . "

No! Okay.

Yeah, she said that it's her specialty and that she would help me if I needed.

- It was a real moment. - Sick, okay.

Well... there you have it.

We have arrived.

We should've gone to the outlet malls.

What time do they close?

- Kimberly. We're... No, no, no. - The concert doesn't start for an hour.

- The Balenciaga outlet? - We're very far from it.

Damn.

Let's take a picture. Everybody, look.

Apparently, now putting up the peace sign makes you old.

Oh, I saw that trend on TikTok.

I vowed to Kendall that I'd stop doing the kissy face

for the new year 'cause she's like, "It's so embarrassing."

She's just like, "Stop doing..."

And I was like, "But it's so me."

Like, when someone's like, "Can I have a photo?" I go...

I'm like, I can't kissy face.

♪ This'll blow your mind ♪

The miserable pirate. We have Johnny Depp sitting over here.

I just wanna know, where did your love of...

- Pirate shirts come from? - ...pirates come from?

'Cause you tend to wear pirate shirts

- pretty often. - I know.

I love this shirt.

- That is not a pirate shirt. - Where do you think?

- What do you think it is, a cake topper? - I think it's a beautiful bow.

She loves a good pirate costume.

We should put up every time my mom's worn a pirate shirt

'cause God knows she has at least a dozen,

and they are horrific.

I feel like I'm on the Pirates of the Caribbean

- with you. - Yeah.

They just, ya know, have a different idea sometimes

about what fashion might look like.

Do you see me complaining that Kim's in sweats

for the fourth year in a row? No, you don't.

Do you, Mom, do you.

Listen, it's Dolce & Gabbana, Dolce & Gabbana.

Do you hear me? Dolce, Dolce, Dolce.

You wanna wear a pirate shirt, do you.

- I'm gonna have fun tonight. - I hope she plays all her hits.

I feel like this is just one of those, like,

really fun nights with my lifers.

Khloé is now an honorary lifer. She's, like, my built-in best friend.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

If anyone can get me having fun, dancing my ass off, it's definitely Kim.

I mean, just... It's the best way to wrap up my 30s.

We had the best time celebrating with the most amazing friends and family,

and it's these kind of days, these kind of moments,

these kind of memories that we make that last a lifetime.

It's priceless.

Next on The Kardashians...

Do you guys have anything where we could, like, throw a party?

It is the 40th birthday of the one and only Khloé Kardashian.

So, we are dedicating

this episode to Khloé.

For your 40th birthday, we're gonna do a theme.

What does that mean, a theme? Like, '80s? 'Cause ugh.

I think we're off to a roaring good start.

I just wanna go big for Khloé.

Every sister had a complaint.

They're like, "These big parties, the location's horrible."

And I'm like, "Now you wanna talk?"

A week before the party, all of a sudden, my sisters chime in

with every change that they possibly would make.

- The sisters are kinda mad at me. - Ha!

If they just would show up and help me...

...then we wouldn't have been in this situation.

There has to be drama.

♪ Everybody, move, shake that ♪

- ♪ Move, shake that ♪ - ♪ Move ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, ooh ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, ooh ♪

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Bold ♪ - ♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

- ♪ When I walk in ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪

♪ Bold ♪

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ Bold ♪

I... To my knowledge, we don't have one

- that's a "Not Kylie." - 'Cause I swear...

- Do you have one about me? - No.

- There's no "Not Kendall." - Okay, okay.

I just feel like I'm more, "Do-do-do-do-do."

So, I feel like there would be a "Not Kylie" chat about me.

- No, Kylie. - Okay.

There's no "Not Kylie" chat. I'm sure at some point in history,

me, Khloé, and Mom or something were like,

- "What do we get Kylie for her birthday?" - Mm, mm, okay.

- No, not to my recollection. - I'm gonna go through Mom's phone.