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[grand orchestral fanfare playing]

[whimsical music playing]

["Good Luck, Babe" by Chappell Roan playing]

-[clock faintly ticking] -[Swifty grumbling]

[Swifty yawns] Oh, what is this?

Hmm? Employee of the year?

[chuckles, snores]

And a lingonberry pie in my honor.

[snores, chuckles] You shouldn't have.

-[alarm buzzing] -[women over radio] FM The Blast.

[male host over radio] Good morning, Taigavillians.

You're listening to Nasty Naz Narwhal.

[laughs] Nailed It!

[blender whirring]

[gasping, groaning]

[relieved exhale]

[Mavis laughing]

[alarm clock beeping]

[chuckles]

[beeping stops]

Hola, Emmet.

[kisses]

Morning apartment. Good morning doorway. Good morning wall.

Morning ceiling. Good morning floor. Ready to start the day.

[Miguel] Actually, my name is Miguel.

Mama Coco has trouble remembering things,

but it's good to talk to her anyway.

So I tell her pretty much everything.

So who's gonna be a good boy? Who's gonna be top down?

Oh, that's me.

Look at me.

Top down?

You are, top down!

Move it!

[engine revving]

[speaking firish]

-[bell jingles] -Ha-ha!

[gasps]

[song ends]

[upbeat music playing]

We we gotta work on your solo gliding there, bud.

That, locked up tail makes for some pretty sloppy rescue maneuvers.

Hey.

Looks like we found another one, bud.

Can you just tell me what it is?

Because I've tried everything, and no one ever sees me.

This is gonna be so amazing.

Oh, yeah. You're gonna be so happy, but not too happy. What?

I wanna see everything you did growing up.

As long as you're distracted, Capiche.

I know, but you really need to see him.

You're not still mad about that.

Well, why didn't you yell for help?

Again, your great great grandson.

I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal.

-I need to borrow this. -Huh?

Well, well, well.

Look who decided to show up.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. [chuckles]

So what do you think of the suit?

Good enough to get into the birthday party of the famous...

Lena Wang?

Must've done something really bad to use you four together.

But am I on the naughty list?

We can hit a few spots on the way to my parents.

-Let me just quickly call home. -Oh!

Don't do that. It's only one AM there.

Don't stop.

She's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak willed

mind to find out all our secrets.

Joy, the the next three days could determine the next four years of our lives.

Such tricks won't work on me.

-Play stocks lower. -Ten tricks.

Dennis isn't even up yet. Right.

I'm just not used to being away from him.

Everything's gonna be cool. Your dad was so all over it.

I know. He's the best.

A place not like today or yesterday.

A place where things are better.

Well, actually, Elm Street two thirty four Elm.

You guys have a map?

This place is so amazing and scenic.

What do you wanna show me first?

I don't know.

It's pretty, but there's really nothing to do once it gets dark.

Well, every day, I think today's the day,

and then it isn't.

Wait! What's that place?

You're wasting your time. I'm not coming back.

And that's fine. It is. But look.

I I've always believed the big world is real.

I know I'll find the perfect kid for me, but lately,

I'm starting to wonder with no evidence, no proof.

Okay. Okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules.

Rule number one.

What if it's not true?

Okay.

Rule number two, you will not bother me while I'm working.

Rule number three, you will not cry or whine or

laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart.

Hi, MK. Yeah.

Could you just face the way the bird's driving?

Nah. Don't worry. You practically fly yourself.

Great.

Because this this whole bird riding thing's new to me.

Are you serious?

-And... -Oh, we gotta fix that.

Here. Put your arms around me.

So no no no annoying sounds.

Woah.

This this is why you're the wisest doll in town.

You're so bright. I have to believe in myself.

I just met you.

Okay.

But you're gonna wanna hold on to something.

Wow.

You seriously spend a lot of time alone.

What? [laughs]

I'm not from this world.

And I thought maybe something in these scrolls could tell me...

if there's a way for me to get home.

The machine uses a principle of hydrogenetic mutation.

Water molecules are bombarded with microwave radiation,

which mutates their genetic recipe into any kind of food you want.

-So pizza? -Yes.

Mashed potatoes?

-Yes. -Peace?

Yes. That's also a food.

-Steak? Apples? -Yes? Mhmm.

Applesauce?

Yes.

Can you do a BLT?

I'm pretty sure I said any kind of food.

-So you can't help me? -So how do I do that specifically?

Will that be okay with Ronan?

Oh, you wanna read my tea leaves. Of course.

Chicken wings?

Okay.

Well, just think about what you're saying,

and if it's a food, then, yes, it can.

-Baloney. [gasps] -Baloney. That is a food.

How about Jell O?

Do you like Jell O?

I love Jell O!

I love Jell O too. Oh, and peanut butter. Right?

Oh, no. No. No. I am severely allergic to peanuts.

Me too.

So what's it called?

Peanut allergy.

No. The machine.

Of course.

Oh, you mean me. It's not what you see.

I see leaves.

Leaves. I need to leave. Yeah.

He said to watch the pod,

but there's nowhere safer than Nim's tree.

I think he's just pretty upset about the queen.

It's called the Flintlockwood diatonic super mutating dynamic

food replicator, or for short...

the Flintsilver!

Okay. That's weird.

Well, seems that because of your checkered past,

everyone else refused to work with you.

But not me.

I stepped up, and I'm new,

so I kinda have to do what they tell me anyway.

[chuckles] Well, that's your opinion.

It is. And I'm the governor.

What was that about?

You mean your dad's date?

It wasn't a date. It was work stuff.

Uh-huh.

I'm telling you, Johnny,

there is something about that woman I don't trust.

But you want your dad to be happy. Right?

-Yes. Just not with her. -[crunches]

I I don't sound like that. Who what is this character?

And and second,

what is that thing you're doing with my shoulders?

-Yeah. A... truly flattering impersonation. -[chuckles]

Anyway, he goes,

[like Stock] you're the pride of Barksong, and I couldn't be prouder.

[like Hiccup] Aw. Thanks, dad. I'm pretty impressed with myself too.

-[laughs] -[crunching] Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Heads up, honey. This guac is loaded with garlic.

Garlic?

[crunching]

[gasps]

[stomach grumbles]

[squeaky fart]

Aw! That was a cute tune, honey.

[laughing] What?

-What have I ever done that with my hands? -You guys did.

Okay, aw.

Guys, guys, hold. Snell.

[chuckles]

Very serious.

Would you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?

Fine. Here, neither.

Alright. Alright. Listen up.

This gentleman, he's not from around here.

Thank you.

Just look how nicely he's dressed.

Oh, thank you.

And why? Because he's an international jewel thief.

Precisely. The what? No.

You're all grown up.

And since no chief could ask for a better successor,

I've decided To make you chief.

Oh my gods.

Hiccup, that's amazing!

-[Hiccup laughs] -[laughing]

Oh, you're you're gonna wear out the spring coil.

The calibration is very sensitive.

I... I didn't know I could.

Yeah.

So...

this is what I'm dealing with.

What did you tell him?

I I didn't. By the time he turned around, I was gone.

Well, it's a lot of responsibility.

The map will have to wait for sure,

and and I'll need to fly toothless since you'll be too busy, but...

Exactly.

It it's not me, Astrid.

All those speeches and planning and running the village,

that's his thing.

I think you're missing the point.

I mean, chief, what an honor.

I'd be pretty excited.

I...

I'm not like you.

You know exactly who you are.

You always have, but

I'm still looking. I know that I'm not my father.

Here.

[both grunt]

Thanks.

I'm sorry for being so rude.

I don't think I got your name earlier.

Have we met before?

Well, actually.

and I never met my mother, so what does that make me?

What you're searching for isn't out there, Hiccup.

It's in here.

Maybe you just don't see it yet.

A shoemaker through and through.

Maybe.

But you know,

there is something out there.

Well, no.

Actually, I I'm I'm stationed up in the gamma quadrant of sector four

as a member of the elite universe protection unit of the

space ranger core.

I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion,

from the evil emperor Zurg,

sworn enemy of the galactic alliance!

Well, in a couple of days,

everything will be just the way it was.

They'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

[dramatic music playing]

Who dares to wake me?

I'm applying for a new villain loan go by the name of Vector.

Being a hero is for losers.

It's work, work, work twenty four seven and for what?

I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne

doesn't want anything to do with this.

[Gallaxhar] The omega quadrant?

Lame.

What a miserable looking mudball.

It's a mathematical term,

a quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude.

[Gallaxhar] Send a robot probe.

It's a big cage, Dun Dun.

You tell us. I thought you said she was locked up tight.

Extract the quantumium with

extreme prejudice.

I want it all.

Every last drop!

Yeah. Roxanne Ritchie.

I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some

intellectual dweeb.

Who needs all that noise?

That's why I think we should team up.

No. We're not even kidnapped. We're the kidnappers.

My power and your big headedness,

we could rule the city!!

Yeah. You've been hoodwinked. True. You handsome.

That bridal!

[both chanting] We're evil! We're something else that rhymes with evil!

I've tried to be fair to you creatures.

Now my patience has reached its own!

Yes.

I know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane.

[chuckles] This is the great dragon master.

She's married to the muffin man.

That's me because I'm committing crimes with both...

direction and magnitude.

Check out my new weapon.

The son of stoic the vast.

What shame he must wield.

Well, then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.

Don't blame us. It is society's fault.

We had the displeasure of being the children of a poor woodcutter.

We never had any sweets for the snacking.

But now we would have the greatest dessert of all time to...

make us unstoppable!

You need a brain so you get a little brain wearing glasses on...

your costume or something.

And since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like,

two takes sword fighting.

Or tear them apart.

Evening.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

As you can see, everything's in order.

Nothing can stand in my way now.

Thelonious.

[glass breaks]

You were saying?

And in return, you sign the kingdom of Far Far Away.

Over to me.

I see. I know what it is to live in fear.

Did you hear the news?

A war just broke out up on Earth.

To see my village burned, my family taken.

But even as a boy,

left with nothing,

about to rise above the fear of dragons.

Go on.

You don't think that,

do you?

Oh, okay. Okay.

Not go through. And liberate the people of this world.

Move over, Satan. You're hogging all the fun.

Yeah. Yeah.

Man, this is getting me so hot.

It's not like she's, getting any younger.

Well, if your kingdom's worth more to you than your daughter.

You... You need dragons to conquer other dragons.

Well, why didn't you say so?

Magical transactions are my specialty. Come on.

Come on.

Rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy.

Hold on. A day.

Don't worry.

Oh. Redston.

To make the magic work,

you gotta give something to get something.

In this case, you gotta give a day to get a day.

-That's all. -We have ways of making you big.

And by the time this day is up,

you are gonna feel like a changed ogre.

Clever boy.

Hey. No problem. Forget it. No big deep. Ain't no matter. Hey.

White meat or dark meat?

Piranha gun! Oh, yes! Fires live piranhas.

Ever seen one before? No. You haven't. I invented it.

I'm doing a demonstration.

Oh, I don't know. Any day. A day from your past.

How about the day you had the flu? A day you lost the pet?

A day some meddling old stuck his big nose work didn't blow...

up, just throwing you business rugged in life!

[glass breaks]

[sighs]

Just for an example.

Perushka, keep your scary mask on.

You want to look spooky or not? And turn your eyes back on.

Oh, I don't know who that is.

I know. What about a day you wouldn't even remember?

Like a day when you were a baby, an innocent, mindless, little baby.

Very scary. Now can you keep her locked up this time?

And remember, we are in charge, Verushka.

Oh, just one will do.

-Let me solve you. -No.

I'm not playing with it.

Groot.

Don't don't make me laugh. No.

PS, he is not getting the moon.

And PPS, by the time I'm done with him okay.

Bye.

Have a nice day.

[laughing]

Jamar Pook, you can't frown off on me like that.

Come on, stop pestering the celebrity.

You said my great big grandpa would be here.

He's halfway across town throwing some big party.

Hey, man. Hey. You know, you need to change that doorbell.

Not, He doesn't show up to his own rehearsal.

If you're such good friends, how come he didn't invite you?

He's your great great grandpa.

How come he didn't invite you? Hey, Ted!

-You know anything about this party? -No, I didn't.

I just I'm here to hear the end of the story.

Tyler is an insecure jerkwad. Words were exchanged.

Slightly uncomfortable secrets were revealed.

-[laughs] Yeah. -[song fades out]

-Right. -Stop picking on him.

Come on, Al. You're not still mad at me, are you?

No.

I'm not still mad because that's not how I wanna spend

what could be our final days together.

But if we somehow survive that planet killing hunk of space.

Rock I sure hope Max is safe.

This is true.

I am sure lucky I found you.

No, no, no.

You are loco if you believe to get my great great

grandfather's blessing.

You know where I can get a guitar?

I know a guy.

Yeah. I don't know.

I just I just you know, that'd be kinda cool to have one.

You know?

Just go with it.

Tiberius, this is gonna sound completely horrible.

What? No.

It's just some, you know, inconvenient,

genetic thingy I got for my mom.

She's not some girl. She's a woman.

But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood.

In high school, and she loves trees.

We then I will have to have to I will shoot forth the

lasers from my eyeballs.

And I'm gonna get her one.

-We can just... Okay. -I have an idea.

If we can get Val on our side, everything will be great.

Thank you.

You're in for it.

If we survive, we lose our daughter.

Well, I've been thinking about that too.

I mean, it'll go away.

Eventually.

But, I don't fully trust you.

You know what? We're not going anywhere!

Not exactly what I'd call fine dining.

Oh, come on, Surly. Have one. We're all in this together.

Where'd you get this thing? The bottom of a vacuum bag?

We've come this far.

-How do you know? -We're gonna train and go to the big world.

We're just as lovable as any of you,

and we're gonna prove you wrong!

[laughs nervously]

No. And what about you with all your shedding?

-I don't shed. -Really?

It's called Uglyville.

What's it like out there in this big, wide world?

Big and wide and hot. Too hot.

What rules? I miss the Arctic air.

Is that why you came back?

That and this is my home.

I mean, it was funny. Sir, I am a C'me?

She is a mime.

This mime cannot speak. You can't speak if you're a mime.

-No. I am a cock. -Seriously?

There, I was going to all these amazing engineering schools and

all these exotic countries.

And as the months turned into years, for some reason,

I... I just kept thinking about home.

But she loves Get Up and Glow.

They choreograph their own dances.

Okay.

Joy, if we can't follow the stream,

we don't know where we're going.

And if we don't know where we're going,

we can't follow the stream!

It is an endless loop of tragedy and consequence!

Or we could just ask those guys.

And then it hit me. My heart was here in Tigrisville.

Must be exciting, though.

[speaks Spanish]

Whoa, whoa.

Wow. You're really strong.

High fire.

[chuckling]

It's not alive. [chuckles]

But you said it was dying.

Hey.

So I was wondering,

did you see like all those promposals around school this morning?

-That's Spanish. Yes. It was very exciting. -[Ruby chuckles]

[Swifty] Oui, oui.

That's French.

[chuckles] I know.

-[stammering] That's... -Oh, yeah.

I hear that.

I'm just saying.

You know, I'm I'm fluent in in all the fluencies too.

[Swifty chuckles, clears throat]

[stammering] So what do you... What do you got here?

I'm just putting the final touches on a town snowblower.

Uh, Connor, I...

I think I'm gonna be sick.

And I've upgraded it to a three stage power system with hydro

static transmission and a gross torque of fifty six pounds per foot.

Oh, great. Wow. Fifty six pounds of feet.

That's a lot of feet.

[chuckles] Yeah.

Now have you considered adding, like, flame decals on the side?

You know, that wouldn't that be hot?

I'll think about it.

Well, I might have something for you.

B, O, U, D, J, A, N.

Carabougeon.

Alright. Well, look.

I should just get going before I I keep talking.

Oh, okay. Sure.

-Branch, are you okay? -Just gotta do it! Shh, shh!

Sorry. I'm I'm just I'm real quick.

Why is there a lampshade on your head?

Why don't you try scrapbooking them to freedom?

[ladder creaking]

Hey, Swifty?

Yeah.

Thanks for delivering that package for me.

Sure. Sure. Anytime, Jade.

Sometimes when I lose my temper,

I think it's just me trying to tell me something I'm not ready to hear.

That's ridiculous.

Maybe.

-Hey, there! -Wade is gonna end the world?

Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets.

I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets.

It's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you.

-Someone has to stop, Megamind. -And he can.

It's for my brother.

-Why did you do that? -I'm sorry. What did I do?

We just left our best friends behind.

But what about the new ones that we're about to meet?

No, okay.

These next three days need to be about Bree and Grace.

Joy, the the next three days could determine the next four years of our lives.

[chuckles] Oh, I think that's overstating things a bit.

Joy, who is this?

What? Look. We all have a job to do. You make Riley happy.

Sadness makes her sad.

Fear protects her from the scary stuff she can see,

and my job is to protect her from the scary stuff she can't see.

I plan for the future. Oh, I can show you.

You're gonna love this.

Hey, little baby tooth. You okay?

Oh, I was using that as a cup holder.

Okay.

So my team has run all the data,

and we're looking at the following likely scenarios.

First, we don't take this camp seriously and we goof off with...

Brie and Grace. Riley looks really uncool in front of Val.

She fails to impress the coach, does not become a fire hawk,

and finally arrives at high school.

She has no one.

She eats alone and only the teachers know her name!

Okay. You and I are gonna be friends.

He he still hugs his parent.

-Astronaut training. -Blast tape?

Kip shouldn't be playing with it.

He shouldn't even be looking at it.

-[grunts] -[Gidget gasps] No, no, no, no, no!

-[Woody screams] -[grunting]

Sorry, Barry.

-[grunts] -[all] Oh!

Back to my office.

See you, uncle Scorch.

Scorch?

Missing control. We got a mad dad situation here.

Where is he? From what happened to him?

Hey, hey, hey. Now come on, guys.

We all knew this day was coming.

Why?

If I can't go out there and play one song,

how can I call myself a musician?

What does that matter?

Because I don't just wanna get De La Cruz's blessing.

I need to prove that that I'm worthy of it.

Oh, oh, that's such a sweet sentiment.

Yeah. Even even Beau.

All good toys have gone on to new owners.

Now give me your best grito.

My best grito?

Come on. Yell. Belt it out.

Oh, it feels good. Okay. Now now now you.

But through every yard sale, every spring cleaning,

Andy held on to us.

He must care about us or we wouldn't be here. You wait.

Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm.

And we'll all be together.

Exactly.

There's games up there and books and The race car track.

The race car track. Thank you.

Come on, guys.

Let's get our parts together, get ready,

and go out on a high note.

These little guys are so sweet. Dennis would love them.

What an awesome place to raise a kid.

Oh, to raise a kid?

I don't know about awesome.

Maybe tubular.

Capiche? Anyways, we should hit my folks' place.

I said we'd be there by now.

Sure. Oh, hey. It's after three in Transylvania.

I'm gonna check on Dennis. Okay?

Okay. Don't worry, Riley. You're in good hands.

Now, let's change everything about you.

[zapping]

Oh, I was using that as a cup holder.

Okay.

So my team has run all the data,

and we're looking at the following likely scenarios.

Where I go, you go.

-[creaking] -["Ready For Love" playing]

-Holy Dewdrop! -That's right, boo. You did it.

You beat him.

Come on.

Get in.

[Wade grunts, sighs]

If you feel anything, even if it's nothing,

you gotta tell me and then we're out of here.

How about... [screams] The baby's coming!

Yeah. Too long.

We've been living above an entire world

that we didn't even know it.

Well, I'm thinking maybe they could be.

Nija, it's not nice to stare at the... Oh, my god!

['Ready For Love" continues]

Are those Alabria's.

It's Hawaii.

[sighs]

[laughs]

An oldie but a goodie.

Oh, it's really sweet.

Night, so can you What a crazy day.

About This morning, I woke up with pasta.

Surprise and me by surprise.

[song fades out]

-[boy 1] Thanks, dad. -[boy 2] Love you.

[girl] Love spending time with you, dad.

Yeah.

[chuckles] This one's well.

Wait.

Are you saying that you're not?

Every kid leaves home. It's not the end of the world.

Hey, dad. I'm headed back to the lab.

If you wanna come, I could show you how I make the food.

Yes. You are?

Got it.

Oh. I'm working with the mayor now, dad.

I mean, the town's grand reopening is in, like, a week.

I mean, a little.

Play it safe?

When Rick Mitchell brought a live, non neutered,

feral possum into our home, did he play it safe?

No.

He named him Gus and made him a member of the family,

and we all got rabies at one time.

But now we're immunized, and we're stronger for him.

That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho.

We went hiking, and halfway up the mountain,

it said trail closed.

-Did we play it safe then? -Yeah.

Sounds like El Macho's pretty dead.

They never found the body. Oh, no.

Fine. Then it from who? The guy who cut off your arms?

That's right.

We forged ahead through the muck and grime,

got to the top of the mound, and yelled.

And then in the dark, and we got lost.

We burned our clothes for warmth,

but it was worth it to see the looks on our neighbors'

faces when we burst in their backyard naked and covered in turf.

Oh, that's not very nice.

It's just a donkey.

We have a chance to save the world,

and we're gonna do it because Rick Mitchell taught us to be

bold and never play it safe.

Totally happened.

Hey. I spruce up the lair.

I arranged all the weapons here in order of deadliness.

Untrial proofed the place.

Open all the poisons laying around and pulled some rusty

nails one centimeter out of the floorboards.

Overall, it's made a much more evil Larry in here.

Evil Larry. That's a great villain name.

You should totally change your name to better Larry.

The world needs you.

I need you.

I thought I didn't anymore,

but I do.

Yeah. I mean, right, guys?

I updated your murder wall.

[creaks]

Oops.

Plus, I drew up some plans for revenge and torment and good

old general malfeasance.

Who are you people?

Is this some sort of reenactment or some

That's a big bug.

-You look freaked. -[chuckles]

Then what? I'm tiny?

You promised you'd hold it together.

[gasps]

-You can't... talk. -[creaks]

You looking for something?

-Who's Debbie? -It exploded.

I thought Qbert's game was weird. Hey, kid.

Hop up here and see if you can tell where they keep their steering wheels.

Oh, there's a bunch of, like,

sports memorabilia

and big baby clothes called lingerie.

-Oh. -Sorry.

-I should take this. Hello? -[phone ringing]

[man] Red, it's Nikki.

Nikki? What is it?

I'm afraid I have some very bad news.

It's about your grandmother.

[phone tones plays]

That's two whole days before Litwack scraps your game.

We're way out of schedule.

Hey, Granny.

She's out there somewhere, and I'm totally out of clues.

Sorry.

-What's up, cray cray cray... -What?

Turn to how do you even come up with that? Who says that?

Number. Right. Seven.

Yes. I've tried everywhere.

Sorry. No. That's you're right. Ridiculous. I meant eleven.

You're gonna laugh. Okay.

So this big galoot, he left his wallet at home.

Yeah. Yeah.

I did leave my wallet at home on my wallet room when the door's locked.

Castle?

Well, I think you did it.

You just officially had the worst date ever.

Tell me about it.

Don't worry. It can only get better from here. Right?

Derek is a selfish jerk.

But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun.

I had to use it on one or two dates myself.

Yeah.

You know, as far as dates go,

I think I'm good with just the one.

Yes.

All that talk about us, I'm so proud of us.

Us just got a job in Fresno. There was no us.

There was only Derek.

Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that?

This was fun.

Yes. Surprisingly, it was.

If this works, he'll have to give me my job back.

[creaking, zapping]

-[heroic music playing] -No, way.

Come on, buddy.

Follow me.

I got this.

[crowd clattering]

Isn't this place amazing? Woah.

The menu is in a bottle.

Genius. Is that awesome, honey?

Oh, no. That's the thing.

What? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about my dad.

Don't you think he's acting weird lately?

Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain.

What?

Oh, yeah. The love boat is definitely making another run.

No way. He's he's my dad.

There is a doorknob.

So listen, Miguel.

This place runs on memories.

When you're well remembered, people put up your photo,

and you get to cross the bridge and visit the living on the...

Unless you're me.

You don't get to cross over.

No one's ever put up my picture,

but you can change that.

This is you?

So you get me to my great great grandpa,

then I put up your photo when I get home?

I know. Right? It's weird.

When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes.

I guess I never thought about him with anyone besides my mom.

Such a smart boy. Yes. Great idea. Yes. One hiccup.

Dela Cruz is a tough guy to get to,

and I need to cross that bridge soon, like tonight.

So you got any other family here, you know,

someone a bit more accessible?

Nope.

-You're cool with it, though. -Right?

Of course. I... I want him to be happy.

Don't jack my chain, You gotta have some of the family.

Only.

If you can't help me, I'll find it myself.

Totally.

Totally.

Can't believe it was my stupid thing.

Hmm.

[Judy] Wither Skeleton, look.

It's hula!

Um, Judy, what are you those?

Nothing.

Okay. That's good.

Alright, mister John.

Listen, Judy. I will be there for you and my friend.

You're the just a little bit more information.

He can do that flies in a bit while I get back from planet.

Officer Hopps reporting for duty.

Nothing else I want.

You'll see the rest in your eyes and your Gidget.

And, Ellie, your love and Judy are always on my way.

Oh, no, no, no. I love you so much, Spencer.

My love human lover. I love you so much.

Fifth, Absor Division. Viking.

Everything will be done with you today. Right, Surly?

Even better than the nut shop,

like a nut market or a nut emporium.

In fact, why limit ourselves to nuts?

The city's got everything.

Popcorn, donuts, hotdog on a stick.

Good work, Surly. You are feeling better old time.

You can do that flies in your own Hawaii.

Shh. Careful.

If you climb the tree far enough and fall from its

branches, I'll give you a hand to get back up.

Okay? See that bird?

Well, as a possum, I need to keep a careful eye on him.

One wrong move, and that's it. You're carried away for lunch.

Look.

You are not a member in a group of people that have been working.

Just me to get the money from my bank. Hey, Gidget.

How to make the payment Hawaii in the dark and for five days,

Roderick?

What?

Yeah. I'm gonna pass.

Oh, I only I only trust to god's pizza. Love me love me?

You make it for too easy. It's it's on top of me.

Just a little wonders.

Well, how much would it watch Lilo and Stitch?

Lilo and Stitch?

-What? No. -Come back when you've climbed higher.

Okay. Fine.

We will be can't get the rest in a while.

[Ellie sighs]

Very nice.

[crunching] Mmm.

-Those are good. Yankee Irving, sir. -Here?

Pitch was right.

I make a mess of everything.

Yes. They're Andy's toys.

Alright, everyone. You're clear to come up.

I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

Mm. Hm.

-[radio static] -[crackles whines]

-Are you guys... -Everybody did.

-It's just Nave is never really my type. -No pain.

-No gain, Priya. Come on. Chop chop. -What's up?

You know me. Just cruising.

Putting out the vibe.

Just me and my thoughts.

Not making things up.

-Surly, I'm having a heck of a day. -What, genius?

Like quitting. That's what I'm doing.

We can't let him go.

Sure.

It's the coward's way out, but this coward's gonna survive!

[grunts] Ow, ow, ow!

[exclaiming]

[Disgust] Emotions can't quit, genius.

Ugh! I thought we were supposed to be keeping Riley happy.

-Okay. What's that smell? -What?

You dipstick.

That was my stupid little brother's plan,

and no one listens to him.

Ah.

Must have missed that part.

How do you think I'd sell you out?

When I make a deal, I make a deal.

Your hair's on fire.

What? Oh! [exclaiming]

[panting]

Oh. Rita, look.

I'm sorry. Alright?

I I was wrong,

and I think we should just just put it behind us.

How do you know that?

But I can't accept. We're a family. We stay together.

Oh, I heard all of it.

I forgot my tiny detail about the last time I saw that city crew.

Yes. It does.

The star player has just arrived.

No way! Someone else, please! Anyone else.

Okay. Thanks, buddy.

-Are you kidding me? -Look. They don't need to be good.

I'm gonna carry the whole team.

Really?

And who's gonna carry you?

Hey. You wanna go back to can design?

You know where the door is.

But it's not fair to keep me in the dark.

Good luck, little penny whistle.

Oh, this is just a scar. Yeah. From a thorn crab.

No big deal.

I stepped in your ink pad and made little footprints all over

your dust, didn't I?

So...

...this farm...

is like your cave.

You're just like me.

-What? -Alright, everybody.

Top dog here ready for action.

But Dante doesn't have any hair.

Oh, yeah. Really, PB? Really. Now what I tell you guys? Okay?

Everyone here, listen up.

Now let's go get those doors open. It's showtime.

I got my game face on. How's it look?

But none of this explains why I couldn't cross over.

Door, please. Tuck dog here. Game face.

Well, bud, we can't wait around for Drago

to attack this place.

There's no point.

We've gotta find him first. Let's go.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Not so fast. Well, come on up here.

Anwer.

Am I saying right? Anwar. No. Oh, nicknames.

I'm gonna call you Wee Wee.

-Can you get us the bugger? -Yep. Okay.

That's the third set.

Did Magda change her mind about the suspension?

Let's just say she picked the right canine for the job.

I gotta tell you,

it sure feels nice being recognized as more than just a fox.

I'm just a fox.

I grew up just like you wanted.

Yeah. No. That's that's great.

Thought you'd be more excited.

Me too. But it's good because that's what we need.

They've got all our friends.

Your nightmare, our mom again's coming.

Yeah. But no. No. No. You you're a fox. Well, no.

That sounds weird too. You're great.

Like, everyone loves how you do the gadgets and trinkets and the stuff.

Gadgets and trinkets.

Whoa! Lucy, what's with your hair?

Oh, it's nothing? It was just a spa thing.

Don't worry about it. That it's not my real hair.

My real hair is naturally black.

It's for my brother.

Do you have anything that needed delivery?

Is this for real? You're not pretending?

She wouldn't lie to me about something as important as her hair color.

-I'm not. -[scoffs] Whoa. What? Lovebirds?

We're more like acquaintance birds.

And not even that.

We're more like chained to each other or birds.

-Yeah. -[chuckles] No.

-I... -[gasps] Are you?

[scoffs] What? I'm I'm not. I'm not brainwashed.

What about the rest of our friends?

Oh, they're brainwashed, but I'm not.

[giggling] Whoo!

Oh, yeah!

Dolphins are big!

[dolphin clicking]

[both laughing]

Whoa!

[whooping weakly]

I got you.

Oh, come on, kid.

Is my dad in there too?

Such beautiful music and art and books. It was wonderful.

Sorry about all the fuss. My dad insists on only the best.

Date?

Emmet. It's me.

Emmet?

I can always trust you.

That's so no. Not pretending. Not at all.

Hundred percent super duper top dog here.

I know it must be hard to stay calm in my presence.

Don't worry.

I'm getting used to it.

[sighs]

Now you disconnect the shield, and I'll blow up the temple.

Lucy.

What?

That was my real name.

You asked earlier and it's,

Lucy.

I really like that name.

-[Mavis] Guys? -[screams] Something got in.

-[Jonathan crunches] Mmm. -Johnny!

Well, you know, he was a symbol for

that we all have ideas.

-And, um... -You're working now?

This is supposed to be a vacation, a family vacation.

Oh, hey.

Emmett is the sweetest,

most optimistic guy you could ever meet.

And I know those qualities are not useful anymore and that

Emmett isn't changing with the times and lacks a killer

instinct and in general just isn't tough enough.

Dad, you said you were gonna spend time with Miguel.

Not tough enough?

Yeah. But this guy is the special. Well, at least he was.

[sighs]

[pants, grunts]

What was that about?

You mean your dad's date?

It wasn't a date. It was work stuff.

Uh-huh.

This is a new kind of enemy, and I underestimated him.

Now that's on me, but I will not do that again.

Trust me.

I'll be quick as a bunny.

I'm telling you, Johnny,

there is something about that woman I don't trust.

But you want your dad to be happy. Right?

Yes.

Just not with her.

[crunches]

I don't see a way of staying here any longer.

Hear him out.

That's it.

Mmm.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Heads up, honey. This guac is loaded with garlic.

Garlic?

-[gasps] -[stomach grumbles]

Wait. Wait. Grimald let you go.

Awe. That was a cute tune, honey.

Oh my gosh. Your lab.

[Flint] Oh, crap.

That's fantastic. Wonderful.

But we are going to deliver Hawaii.

It ripped.

Yeah.

Well, maybe that's because there's one too many birds on the team.

I... [chuckles]

I can't believe the beam happened to hit the we're

coming for you, pal.

Madam, what's wrong with you, stupid o?

I've got to if I'm gonna find the Flitzdifmaner.

We can do it.

Those load bearing vines will be able to support a small team.

What? No. No. No. No. Look, kid. Bad idea. Trust me.

I don't make things. I break things.

Well, it looks like you're gonna be stepping outside your comfort

zone then, Gladys.

Oh, it's a Hawaii. Hi, Hawaii.

You always gonna scare it away.

What are you doing?

Believe it or not, I'm rooting for you, Wolf.

So you're not gonna call the chief?

We're not here to sightsee. We're here to find Grin.

Right, sir.

To the Hawaii!

[upbeat music playing]

Robots, I order you to upload the kill code. Thanks, general.

Here. Let me show you something.

Want me to ship? You don't want me to ship?

Pick a Hawaii!

That's just great.

[grunts]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Gingy whimpering]

That's enough. But he's ready to fall.

You'll just wait till Bruce sees my latest weapon.

I got this!

-Oh, yeah! -[coughing]

[laughing]

[clears throat]

Chill out.

"Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me.

I'm the gingerbread man!"

Man. Yeah. Yeah. Chill a pill and then take one.

We have always known that the happily ever after agency would be a threat.

You're a monster.

I'm not the monster here. You are.

You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world.

Now tell me, where are the others?

-Eat me. [stips] -[grunts]

I've tried to be fair to you creatures.

Now my patience has reached its end.

-Tell me or I'll... -No.

Not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.

Alright then. Who's hiding them?

Okay. I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man?

The muffin man.

Yes. I know the muffin man.

Who lives on Drury Lane?

Our forces are already in place.

Lesson four.

Well, she's married to the muffin man.

-The muffin man? -The muffin man!

She's married to the muffin...

-[door opens] -[gasps]

Did you hear the news?

A war just broke out up on Earth.

Well, then what are you waiting for? Bring it in!

Eliminate your obstacles.

Don't tell him anything!

Hm.

-[grunts] -No! [grunts, sighs]

-[echoing] Send in ZEP. -Evening.

Mirror mirror on the wall,

is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

That lower life form thinks she can steal my quantonium?

Some people like to look at the Goblet as as half empty.

Me, I like to look at it as half full.

We've gone from the bottom to the top, ladies,

but we're not just an empire.

Send another probe at once.

We're a family.

Oh. Everyone's got your cupcake? Cupcake? Cupcake?

Good? Yes, baba? Good. Oh, yeah.

You know, we have put away a lot of ogres,

and so one got away.

Who cares? It's not a big deal.

Doesn't matter to me.

It's not like it's the end of the world.

Except...

funny thing.

Now that I think about it Success doesn't come for free,

Miguel.

You have to be willing to do whatever it takes to

seize your moment.

The ogre who got away is Shrek.

And if he shares a kiss with Fiona by sunrise, well,

it is the end of the world!

Our world, my empire!

[squawks]

I know you understand.

[exhales deeply]

But as I was saying,

I like to look at the goblet as crack full.

[witches whimper]

Gelling makes me so parched. Anyone care for some water?

-What's your whistle? -[shudders]

A clear, crisp, delicious glass of aqua, pureficada?

[grunts]

Anybody's thirsting? Nobody's thirsting? No?

Oh, you think because you're all big and strong and

you can destroy my robot probe that you're gonna send me

running and hiding?

Well then, does anyone care to tell me what's going to take to get this ocher? You.

-Best of worms? -No!

Point of your hats?

No, you!

Maybe we could hire a professional bounty hunter?

-[grunts] No! -[gasps]

What a world!

What a world!

Hmm!

You know, actually not a bad idea.

My days of running and hiding are over.

-Baba! -[yelps]

What do you mean you had us and she got away?

Disguises? Big fake beards?

Oh, well, that's very understandable.

I will make this princess Fiona my queen,

and your luck will finally have the perfect king.

Captain, assemble your finest men.

I... I am not angry. I... I promise I am not angry. What?

-Yes. You may have a cookie. -[phone beeps]

Little miss Ratty Two Shoes got away.

That wolf is helping her again. How's the truffle coming?

We are going to have a tournament.

You belong to me now.

Dragon master, I alone

control the dragons!

I love when you get all biblical, Satan.

You know exactly how to turn my crack.

At first, there was one rider, and now all the Berk.

[both] Yeah.

You led them to me.

Computer, set a course to Earth.

I will retrieve the Quantumium myself

even if I need to rip it out of her butt one

cell at a time.

Yeah.

Maybe that is exactly what we need.

[laughs]

I need a preparations.

[laughing]

[sighs]

Stop in do time!

[tense music playing]

Pilot. Bombardier. Pilot. Bombardier.

-We're nearing the target. -Bomb's ready, buddy.

[phone ringing]

Baldwin residence. No. This is Billy Baldwin.

If you want Daniel Baldwin, call his extension, stupid!

Hey, Alec. Do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

-No. What? -Nothing. Yeah.

[all laughing]

[Billy laughs]

You missed me! [grunts]

[Eep] They'll never survive. It's dangerous by day.

[Guy] But it's even worse tonight.

[Eep] Plus, the guide is a lunatic.

The excessor? Body hair.

Oh, that one's got a tail.

No. No. It's fire.

Hey, Bernard. Oh, yes.

Who said kid girl? Look at the bad thing.

I'm doing horrible things to that man.

I don't wanna get into it, but lasers spike.

What's wrong with cave people, guy?

I knew you were listening.

There is no privacy with you people.

Oh, you mean cave people?

Not what I said.

No. I'm the villain.

You're the good guy.

Positives, Eep. That's all I'm saying.

-Lots of things here are better. -Better?

Like not starving. No sleep pile.

What's wrong with the sleep pile?

Oh, come on, Eep.

I don't even know who you are anymore.

With your vanilla and your stupid neck rock.

[gasps]

Let go it mine!

-Hey, no! That's mine! No, no, no! -[Guy] Please! Wait! It's mine!

-[all shouting] -Um, what is happening?

We get moving?

I've got it!

Please. I hate the dark.

[gasps]

And my atrocity shall not soon forget!

You can't keep me inside forever!

Open the eyes.

-I can't. I can't. -No, no, no, no, no, no.

No! Open the eyes.

[Mike] We're at the beach today.

Oh my gosh. That's so cute! It's beach today!

See. I will be in beach tonight.

So we found a water plant on our way.

Whoa! It's so cute.

Let's do this.

-Yeah! -[Jonathan] Woo hoo!

Beach time!

Johnny, you go set everything up.

And, dad, you go get in line for the snow cones.

Oh, wow. I love him. Oh, I just I just love him immediately.

It's it's like we're his parents.

It's like you're the dad, and I'm the mom,

and we're in a relationship, and this is our baby. [chuckles]

Heat night!

What are you gonna do?

Of course, it's still a work in progress.

Few rough edges here and there.

Get your out of beach proof nature.

Oh, okay. That's a great idea. Come on, Johnny.

Date night.

Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!

So ticket it beach!

So what's the plan?

What what are you gonna play?

Definitely remember me.

No. Who knew that one? No.

Come on. It's the most popular song.

-It's too big. -What a beach day? Good work.

What is now we need to find a ship that's headed for sector twelve.

Wait a minute. No, no, no, Buzz. This way.

There's a special ship I just saw.

You mean it has hyperdrive?

Hyperactive hyperdrive.

And astro, turf. Easy.

Easy for you to say because from from here,

it looks really, really hard.

Hey. If you wanna see Linda again, this is the only way.

Okay. You're right.

Yes. I am.

-This is for Linda. Keep it simple. -Right.

Easy breezy.

Thrust, lift, drag.

Oh, come on. Let's go.

[Wither] So here's the entire beach.

It's a lovely morning. The hotel is just right there.

[Ruby] This is where we're hanging out right there,

and it's just beautiful today.

I think that's Diamond Head there in the background, that mountain.

[Wither] Hey, guys, how are you doing?

[Guy] I'm good. How are you?

-[Wither] Good. -[Eep] Alright.

Get in the water.

[Tintin] I just got done rubbing stringing all over that sexy body of yours,

and now I'm ready to jump in to the in the water.

[Joy] Alright. I'm ready into the water.

Let's see how this one works.

Alright. So we are in the ocean, guys, with Gidget.

[Gidget] Hello?

-[Wither] Kayla's first time in the ocean. -[Eep] Is this your first time?

-[Mack] Well... -[Ellie] Well, we've been to Hawaii before.

[Meilin] Yeah. It took so long. I don't remember.

[Ted] Yeah.

-[Maria] So... -[Manny] But first time probably in sixteen years.

[Wither] Yeah.

[Luca] First time in sixteen years.

To Hawaii.

-[Wither] Yeah. -[Gidget] Yeah.

[Ted] Well, no.

What do you think?

[Ruby] Yeah. It's beautiful.

[Wither] It is beautiful.

[kisses]

-[Ruby] Aloha. -[Wither] Aloha.

[all] Aloha.

[Wither] What's up? What's up, Branch? How's the water?

[Branch] The ball's hurt.

[Wither] What?

[Judy] Your hat's big, Augie.

[Wither] Judy, you look you look like mom now.

Hey, Gidget, how's the water?

Oh, there's Yankee.

Hi, Jack and Elsa.

[Hiccup] So, yeah, nice day.

We're just hanging out, spending the whole day...

swimming in the waters.

-[all laughing] -[Wither] Whoa!

Are you trying to get me?

Whoa.

[Gary] Hey, guys!

[Miguel] Hey! Over here!

-[Jack] Hey! -[Wither] What?

-[Jack] Look! -[Katie] Hello?

[Flint] How going here?

[all] Hi, guys!

[laughs]

[Wither] Oh, man.

We got the human here.

[Katie] Why isn't there so many beaches that we wind up at the beach tour at?

-[Wither] Yeah. Comeon. This is Hawaii. -[Ruby] Excleness.

There's, like, hundreds of beaches.

[Flint] The exact same spot.

[Wither] Yeah.

-[Gru] What's going on? -[Judy] Quit following us.

[laughs]

Let's go!

[cheering]

[all laughing]

[Joy laughing, whooping]

[Diane laughing]

-[Wither] It's kinda funny watching. -[Judy] How's the balance so good?

[Wither] Alright.

-I'm gonna attempt to get on again. -[Judy sighs]

[Judy screams]

[Branch laughing]

-[Gidget] It just doesn't work. -[Branch] I think three is too many.

[Jade] Alright.

So we got the paddle board here. Nick's on it.

We got Jewel in the water.

[Gidget] Not on the water.

[Wither] Yeah. Can't get on it. It's hard to get on.

[Joy] Dad's gonna try to get on.

-[Judy laughing] -[Wither chuckles]

[Branch] It's hard to feel like this.

[Wither yelling speaks language]

[all laughing]

[Judy] And that's the best.

[Gidget laughing]

I wonder what he was gonna say.

I was gonna I was gonna say how easy this was.

-[all laugh] -[echoing]

[soothing music playing]

[Farquaad] Again, show me again.

[music rewinds]

Mirror, mirror. Show her to me. Show me the princess.

Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi.

Alright. Piggies, be gone.

And don't forget to take our little potty box with Yevskis.

Oh! This little piggy mouse to go home?

-Mister Silskin, he's here. -Nice.

[flute playing down-tempo melody]

Pied Piper.

We've won her.

Now,

Venice her!

Oh, boy. I'm so excited.

Just one more day until we can take over the world.

I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean.

How was your commute?

-Oh, god. -[scoffs]

You called this guy a bounty hunter?

I said him.

This is the great dragon master.

She's married to the muffin man.

Oh, you think because you're all big and strong and

you can destroy my robot probe that you're gonna send me

running and hiding.

What's he gonna do? Flute those ogres a lullaby?

[all laughing]

["Sure Shot" by Beastie Boys playing]

[gasps] What?

[moaning]

Okay, got it! [yelping]

Make it stop!

-[laughing] -[witches yelling]

[Rumpelstiltskin] Alright. That's enough.

[panting]

Looks like.

My days of running and hiding are over.

Computer, set a course to Earth.

I will retrieve the Quantonium myself.

It's time to pay the Piper.

What do you mean you had us and she got away?

Disguises?

Big, fake beards? Oh, well, that's very understandable.

I... I'm not angry. I... I promise I am not angry.

But, yes, you may have a cookie.

I am not Victor anymore. Victor was my nerd name.

Now I am Victor.

Little miss Betty Two Shoes got away.

That wolf is helping her again. How's the truffle coming?

Duh. Back in my place.

Even if I need to rip it out of her butt,

one cell at a time.

No. I didn't.

Griselda, seriously. It's time to pay the piper.

Now go get my checkbook.

Not well.

Well, we better do something quick.

Red and the wolf will be here any moment.

Yeah. Maybe that is exactly what we need.

You'll just wait till Bruce sees my latest weapon.

Squid laughter! Oh, yeah!

[yelps]

-[crush] -[man screams]

-[stips] -There's a squid on my face!

[chuckles]

Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.

[laughs evilly]

[chuckling]

[both laughing evilly]

[Hansel] I don't know why we are laughing.

-[both laughing continues] -[suspenseful music playing]

-[Mary] Shall we have another? -[Nod] Sure.

-[Flint] Sounds good. -[Ralph] Straight up.

-[Katie chuckles] -[Diane laughing]

Isn't this place amazing? Whoa!

The menu is in a bottle.

Genius. Is that awesome, honey?

What? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about my dad.

-Cheese and sprinkles! -[all laughing]

[laughing stops]

It's a Minnesota thing.

Don't you think he's acting weird lately?

Tiny animals do not fight humans with giant machines.

You're gonna have a family too someday.

If you wanna tuck tail and run, go ahead.

Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain.

[Wither] Alright.

-So we got the paddle board here. -[Judy] London's on it.

[Branch] We got a hill in the water.

-[Swifty] Not. -[Nick] Not. Yeah.

-[Branch] Can't get on it. -[Judy] It's hard to get on.

Me too.

Doesn't have speed anymore, but his technique is flawless.

You collected scare cards, Yep.

Four hundred fifty of them.

Impressive.

I have six thousand still in mint condition, but, you know,

four fifty is pretty good too.

But I'm staying here. This park belongs to us.

Please, Surly, think about what you're saying.

What?

Oh, yeah. The love boat is definitely making another run.

No way. He's he's my dad.

I know. Right? It's weird.

When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes.

Oh, I loved it.

I remember that feeling when my husband would play and I would...

sing and nothing.

Coming out

women.

It's happening, Robert Junior.

You're finally gonna meet your daddy.

I guess I never thought about him

with anyone besides my mom.

I wanted to put down roots.

He wanted to play for the world.

Guys, I can't be like this forever.

My whole family would freak, especially my mom.

All her hopes and dreams are pinned on me.

But it's not too late.

We could be a great team.

We just need to start working together.

-Oh, you, Naboth. -[laughs] I know!

[laughing]

[laughing continues]

[Gallaxhar laughs]

Sir, actor, sir.

-You must be terrified. -Cannot do the beating of us.

[gasps]

Yay. My new pity ball.

[gasps]

[all gasping]

-You. -[screams]

Now tell me, where are the others?

-[gasps] Which out! -[grunts]

-Yes? -[gasps]

-Poyan! -[screams]

[yelps]

-[gasps] -Don't I know you?

-[yells] -[grunts]

That's for murdering the love of my life!

-Who who the...? -Boo-ya!

You?

Serious?!

-[grunts] -[screams]

Curse you, tiny pilot!

[growls]

-[Ember] What's that? -[Swifty] Hey!

What are you doing?

[laughs]

This is the great dragon master,

the son of Stoic the Fast.

And some might say my Hawaii!

[both laughing]

You cannot dominate us.

A sleek affection has made us unstoppable!

[gasps]

-What shame he must feel. -That's a lie!

Tear them apart.

[gasps]

See, I know what it is to live in fear.

To see my village burned, my family.

What do you want, Kandy?

I will make this princess Fiona my queen,

and your luck will finally have the perfect king.

I'm not interested in anything you have to say.

If I'm I can rebuild my civilization

on a new planet.

You are really now!

[gasps]

[tense music playing]

Let's go, the destroy!

-Hey [pants] -[Judy] No! Stop!

No!

This whole time.

They hate music.

I mean, I'm musicians blessed straight through.

We might have to keep the fur on our bodies. Thank you.

We'll head back and we'll go around. That's safer.

They've got everyone. The groundhog's mole, even buddy.

We can't win this thing.

Sure we can, Andy.

No, Andy. We can't.

What's not worth it?

No. No. There's no time.

The dam will burst before we make it. We'll drown.

By ruining his favorite thing? How could you do that?

-You lied to me! -Oh, you're one to talk.

Look at me. I'm being forgotten again.

I don't even know if I'm gonna last the night.

I'm not gonna miss my one chance to cross that bridge

because you want to live out some stupid musical fantasy.

Right.

-But a fox could, huh? -Nick, stop it.

You don't like them.

Oh, there's a them now.

You know what I mean?

You're not that kind of predator.

The kind that needs to be muscle?

The kind that makes you think you need to carry around fox repellent?

Yeah.

I don't think I didn't notice that little item the first time we met.

Give up. I wanna protect our friends and family.

I can't go home until I've proven myself as a good queen.

-So that's what this is really all about. -We were desperate.

-You were in on this? -Dennis won't be happy in my town.

Dennis hasn't been there.

Johnny, Dennis is not a monster. He likes avocado.

Because you don't let him eat anything fun.

Not with only two of us.

Can we stop using the word normal?

So let let me ask you a question. Are you afraid of me?

It's not stupid.

-I'm taking you to your family. -Let go of me!

-You'll take me late! -[Miguel grunts]

You don't wanna help me? Don't take care about yourself.

-Keep your dumb photo. -[Ellie gasps]

Stay away from me!

Because your dad was right, and Biggie was right,

and Queen Essence was right.

And I've been backing you up even when you ignore them.

We go through this, we get blown to bits.

We go forward.

We go back.

You never listen to me.

You are so stubborn and hard headed!

Well, I guess that proves it. I am a mammoth.

Do you think I might go nuts?

Just when I thought somebody actually believed in me,

Probably best if you don't have a predator as a partner.

And that alone is a reason this could never work.

[train horn blows]

[melancholy music playing]

So...

why do I care about you more than anybody else in the world?

Weird, right?

[melancholy music continues]

[Sulley grunts]

[all murmuring]

[indistinct yelling]

[flute music plays]

Guys and Heroes are together?!

[flute music continues]

Yeah. I heard enough of your tootley toot toot toot.

You pull it!

[flute down-tempo music plays]

Be tight.

[ominous music playing]

[Gallaxhar] Hello. Hi. Welcome to Taco Tuesday!

[crowd gasp]

Hello, people.

It is I, Rumposstiltskin,

shepherd of your dreams.

[coughs]

Recently, a certain somebody has jeopardized our joyous lives.

And that somebody is the rat munching ogre called...

guys.

Dazzling, radiant, fulfilled with all your greatest wishes,

wildest dreams, anything you could ever want.

Hurry. This is a limited time offer.

So light your torches, sharpen your pitchforks...

and get your mama!

[man 1] Keep it coming. Whoa!

[grunts]

[man 2] Okay. You heard the boss.

Move out! Let's go!

[chattering]

-[man shouting] -[Sulley panting]

[gasps]

[exhales]

Mike?

Come on, buddy.

Let's get you out of here.

You were right. They weren't scared of me.

I did everything right. I wanted it more than anyone.

[sighs] There's no point.

And I thought I thought if I wanted it enough,

I could show everybody that...

that Mike Wazowski is something special.

Why do you say that?

So this is really all your fault.

You destroyed everything.

Not this time.

Sekeran has the scrolls. They lead into the treasure.

It could be anywhere in the world.

Me?

Why would he leave that for me?

Didn't the truth is I have this whole other life now.

You know?

A career, a future that my dad worked

really hard for and a certain expectations

I have to meet.

No. I'm the one in a cage. I've given up.

You

are free.

-Look, Mike. I know how you feel. -Don't do that.

Please don't do that. You do not know how I feel.

Mike, calm down.

Mike, I'll never know how you feel,

but you're not the only failure here.

You can call me what you like, but you get it.

We failed.

I act scary, Mike,

but most of the time,

I'm terrified.

How come you never told me that before?

[Rick] Okay. Okay. You got this. Just turn the wheel. There you go.

Get me off.

-What's out of there? -[laughing]

[Rick] Across the street. Down the river. There you go.

[chuckles]

I'm sick of pretending.

I pretend to be a rat for my father.

I pretend to be a human through linguine.

I I pretend you exist, so I have someone to talk to.

All we have to do is send that information to Interpol.

They can track the signals and figure out which way they're headed.

-Hmm -[gasps] Mmm.

Well, there's a lid for every pot. Come on!

[creaking]

Yay! My new pretty ball!

Didn't it look bigger in the catalog?

I guess it'll have to do.

[dramatic music playing]

Which is is finally the moment we all...

have been waiting for.

The main event of the evening.

I present Gidget and Friends.

To put the past behind us once and for all,

Arginia, a princess's worst nightmare!

Fiona's old flame, the keeper of the keep.

[tense music playing]

[growls]

[Red] Stop right there.

-[grunts] -[screams]

It's all over now.

Uh...?

After him!

[clones yelling]

[Hector yells]

-[Hector grunting] -[clones groaning]

Stop this right now before somebody gets hurt.

[grunts]

-[echoing] I regret not being! -Who cannot lose a beating of us?

Be a threat for power.

Yeah. Well, I got a few surprises of my own.

-[yells] -[grunts]

[grunts, yelps]

Is this the end, handsome?

[screams]

You are really starting to tick me off. [grunts]

-I'm not done yet. -[laughs] I am indestructible.

Oh, Schnitzel.

[both grunt]

Stay away from my friend.

-[Gallaxhar gasps] -[Din grunts]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[both grunting]

-[Mama Imelda yelps] -[gasps]

-[grunts] -Ay! Miguel! I have it!

[Miguel screams]

[ominous music playing]

Boo-ya!

-[grunts] -[metal clanks]

-Yah -[zapping]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[gasping]

My flight suit.

Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty... [grunts]

-[screams] -[yells]

-[Manny grunts] -[gasps, screams]

[sighs]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[glass breaking]

[gasps, whimpers]

Say bye bye, Roxy.

[ominous music continues]

Olo.

[Hal grunts, yells]

Think about bad guys? They always do!

[groans]

Get her off the stage!

-Bring it. -[yelling]

-[grunts] -[groans]

I'm so overboggin'.

[grunts]

-Hey! Stop that! -You are making us angry.

Blood Prince Frozen tampon Pobstickers.

-[screams] -[gasps]

-Stop with the shop! -I got it, Branch!

[pants, yells]

-[all grunting] -Huh? Oh!

Oh, Chimichangas?!

[grunting]

[yelps]

[Ralph grunts]

I'm gotta kill you!

I'm gotta wreck it!

-[screams] -[Ralph grunting, yelling]

[clones clamoring]

-[witches screaming] -Run!

[witches yelling]

-Foo! -[Sam gasps]

So long! [laughs]

Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap!

Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go!

-[grunts] -Fifi, no!

[screams]

That's weird.

-[Branch yells] -[screaming]

-[grunts] -[Megamind yells, grunts]

-[gasps] -[beeps]

[both grunting]

[screaming]

What is happening?

[ominous music continues]

What are you waiting for, bitch? Just try him.

Come on, you, Wigsfield. Come back and save me.

-I hate my Mitchell! -[screaming]

Hey, guy, relax!

[exhales]

[growls]

Let this end now.

Never, come on!

-[roars] -[grunting]

[screams]

[roaring]

[gasping]

[roaring]

-[epic music playing] -[crowd cheering]

-[growling] -[chuckles nervously]

-Nice kitty! -[roars]

[yelps, screams]

Put me down! No, please! I beg of you! Stop! Stop! No!

[De La Cruz screaming]

[screaming continues]

[gasps] No!

[screams]

-[clangs] -[groans]

-[creaks] -[gasps]

-[amusing music playing] -[crowd cheering]

What did I miss?

[all whooping]

Take them down, Ben!

[crowd cheering, whooping]

-[exciting music playing] -[crowd cheering]

[laughs]

-You did it! -Miguel!

[laughing]

I forgot what that felt like.

You still got it.

-[whoops] -[both laughing]

[both whooping]

You know what, dad?

This is turning into a tricky fit date. [laughs]

-Yes. -Hey.

Hey, what?

Hey, you.

-Hi, Max! -Gidget!

That was a bad guy, right?

Whoa!

[mellow music playing]

Way to go, guys.

This is the real hero, right here.

Silver is the one who came up with a plan to stop the super

weapon and ultimately saved all our lives.

Sweetie, listen to me. This is normal. Okay?

Everyone gets nervous.

-Red, I didn't do this all on my own. -Right.

Because we're a team.

Of course, I'm coming back.

You know, Ugly Bill will always be my home.

-Okay. Two PM. That's it. -Six minutes.

And what happens if we don't become a Firehawkwell?

Thanks for asking, Joy.

I will.

Because you're my Zing, Mavis.

I know your Zing?

But you told me you hate monsters.

Yeah.

Well, I was afraid your dad was gonna suck all the blood out of my...

-body if I didn't say it. -[kisses]

They are delicious. You should try some.

And I love you, Queen Poppy.

I love you too, Prince.

On...

TV?

Did you see me? I'm a natural.

-Okay. Everyone smiles! -[crowd cheering]

[camera shutter clicks]

-[dreamy music playing] -[Swifty snoring]

[alarm beeping]

[dreamy music continues]

Hey, did you see this?

Yeah. That that's me. Look.

I found something in your warehouse that you need some fixing.

-Sam. -Flint.

-Sam. -Flint.

So where were we?

You're about to kiss me?

Were you gonna kiss me back?

Why don't you find out?

Because I... I don't wanna go for it and then get shut down again.

Just kiss me all of them

[inhales deeply]

[inhales deeply]

Just to be clear, that really happened. You could see him.

-Right? Uh-huh. Time to go? -Yeah.

Hey.

-I'm really sorry I tried to change. -Okay.

You're not gonna make me say all the stuff I learned from...

you now, are you?

Just say you love each other.

I guess I missed my chance.

I'm sorry, but not completely sorry.

We found our own truth.

And people said the touch of their tux was softer than

anything, even silk, and they smelled like butterfly milk.

Wow.

What does that even mean?

That man is your papa Julio,

and there's Tia Rosita and your Tia Victoria,

and those two are Oscar and Felipe.

These aren't just old pictures. They're our family.

And they're counting on us to remember them.

Okay.

-None of that is happening right now, is it? -No. Great.

So why don't we take a seat in our special chair?

Yeah. That's a great idea.

-See? Isn't that better? -[distorted] Oh, yeah. That's the stop.

We can't control whether Riley makes the team,

but what can we control?

Well, oh, Riley has a Spanish test tomorrow.

-We need to study. -Oh, you're right.

We totally What's that mean?

Good idea. [yells]

That's great. But either way, we love our girl.

I was wondering if you do build a jammy dodger mark two.

You,

you wouldn't happen to need a first mate.

Dad, come on.

You guys are my people.

So you know when I'm sad to be alone,

I'll always have my favorite thing.

You're awesome enough for me.

So long, guys.

[song ends]

["Amnesia" playing]

[song ends]

["Summer is Calling" playing]

[song ends]

[sentimental music playing]

[music ends]