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What should I do?

I can't really think of anything...

Oh, I know.

I think I'll take care of my errand, first.

Buy me some root beer and kaki-peanuts from the shop in front of the train station.

After that, I think I'll go to the arcade.

Oh, Guan Yu-sama, what a foolish young lad I am!

I acquired my greatly desired figurines,

and yet I feign ignorance at Kiyoshi-dono's abject plight.

What a...

What a coward I am!

As it stands, yours truly is no better than the infamous traitors Lü Bu and Wei Yan!

What is yours truly to do?!

Guan Yu-sama!

Damn it!

Guess I'll go now. Though it's still kinda early...

Giving up already?

Kinda wimpy, aren't you?

I'm just a bit rusty, since I haven't played this in a while.

Huh?

Isn't that one of our school uniforms?

You go to Hachi-ko, too?

Girls like her don't usually go there, though.

What are you doing here?

I thought all of you boys were in prison, weren't you?

I'm out because the Underground Student Council asked me

to run an errand for them.

You keep talking to me like we're on equal terms,

but I'm a 2nd-year.

You have to address your elders more politely.

Shut up...

What's wrong? Your face is beet red.

No it's not!

Ah, aren't you cheeky?

Especially for someone who blushes at just a peek of cleavage.

Huh?! I wasn't looking!

Anzu! Let's take some print club pics!

Coming!

I'll take you on anytime, Kouhai.

I've got the number-one ranking here.

See you around, Kouhai.

That was the first time I really got to talk to a girl since I enrolled here.

I wonder if she always hangs out at the arcade.

How was it, being outside again after so long?

Thank you very much.

Nothing beats the freedom of being outside, all right.

Did you buy what I asked you to?

Yes, it's in the refrigerator.

Um...

Will I ever be allowed to go out again?

That depends on how well you do your job.

Damn it!

Why, you!

I'm sorry! I ran back here!

For crying out loud!

Root beer is carbonated!

What are you waiting for?!

Get back to work!

Yes!

Depends on how well I do my job?

But there's not much else I can report, is there?

Huh? What's that?

A toy sword?

All right, that should be good enough.

What are you using the kaki-peanuts for?

Watch and learn.

Chicken?

You mean...

Is that...?

Ow!

It's dangerous to be frying dressed like that!

By using kaki-peanuts as breading,

the chicken doesn't absorb the seasoning,

and you get a nice crunchiness.

It looks good.

It is good.

Hot!

It's too hot right out of the fryer!

You have to let it cool down!

So, do you have any new information on the prisoners?

Um, well, not really...

If not, then you don't get any.

Aw, man...

Some sort of information...

Come to think of it...

What's that?

Well...

I'm not too sure, myself.

It was in the restrooms next to the field.

Don't make me touch something you found in the restroom!

I'm sorry!

You're not getting any karaage for that kind of information!

It's gone... It's gone...!

The tip of the Green Dragon Crescent Blade,

synonymous with Guan Yu for slaying so many of his mighty foes, is nowhere to be found!

Where on earth is it?

Ah, I should have kept a closer eye on it while I was gazing upon it earlier!

What are you doing? Gross!

Oh, er, I dropped my glasses...

so I was looking for them...

I don't know what you're talking about.

Get back to work at once.

Help yourselves.

Today we have genmaicha.

And to go along with it,

I've prepared kaki-peanuts as a snack.

These are...

Tsuruta persimmon seed-shaped snacks made from Uonuma-grown rice crackers, right?

Leave it to you, President. Well spotted.

Nothing beats Tsuruta kaki-peanuts.

Oh, come to think of it,

that "yours truly" guy was fumbling around the restroom for something.

Hmph, probably crapping himself again.

Vice President, do not use such vulgar terms during teatime.

Please excuse me!

What is this?

Do you know what this is?

No.

That's the toy that Shingo said he found lying in the restroom!

I'll never admit the truth about that!

It appears to be a Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

Green Dragon Crescent Blade...?

In simple terms, a Chinese sword.

It appears to be a miniature.

Huh? Why would it be mixed in with the kaki-peanuts?

You should file a claim.

A Chinese sword?

A Green Dragon Crescent Blade...

China...

And...

Dirty Four-eyes, looking for something in the restroom...

Off-campus permission?

That's right. Go enjoy yourself again.

Thank you very much.

But, did I even do anything?

You've done a very good job.

Where's Gakuto?

He said he didn't want to come outside today.

He seems depressed lately, doesn't he?

Did something happen?

He doesn't answer any of my questions.

Whither is my Green Dragon Crescent Blade?

Imagine, the sword that I put in my mouth,

thinking it was a kaki-peanut,

will end up being the rope that hangs them.

I will allow you to handle this.

Thank you very much.

Incidentally, from where did you obtain that?

From the rest—

Rest?

I mean, fr-fr-from Shingo,

who I have handily spying on the rest of them.

Is that right?

Quite the useful spy you have there.

Absolutely right.

I have to take this secret to the grave with me!

She's not here today, huh?

Why are you spacing out?

You'll get beaten.

Come on, don't take your eyes off of her.

Aww, you really are lame at this.

She's so close!

Her boobs are touching me!

You got sent on another errand by the Underground Student Council?

Yeah. I have to go buy some root beer after this.

Don't go to the arcade first, you dummy.

Oh, shut up. It doesn't make any difference.

Well, let's get going.

I've got time. I'll go with you.

Here you go.

My treat.

Thanks.

You know,

the Underground Student Council must really trust you.

I'm a model prisoner, after all.

Funny, you don't look like a model prisoner.

If you ask me, you look like a Yankee.

Yeah, well.

Anzu-san, the same goes for you.

I get that a lot!

Hey, let me have a bite.

Huh?

Here, you can try mine, too.

Er, uh...

Ah, the chocolate is pretty good, too.

Man, she's licking it all over!

It's okay to lick Anzu's ice cream, right?

She's not going to yell "Ew!" or anything, is she?

Now that I think of it,

I've got these tickets.

Movie tickets?

"The Grapes of Wrath."

What, do grapes grow giant-sized, get mad, and attack people?

Hmm, probably something like that, I guess.

A B-grade horror flick maybe?

I got them for free, so I don't really know, either.

Want to go see it?

Oh, I don't have time today.

Man, you're so unsociable.

Sorry. I wish I could go, but...

Here, hold my ice cream.

O-Okay.

You're a model prisoner, right?

You'll be let out again.

This movie's playing until next week.

Yeah, but I don't know when I'll be let out again.

On the day they'll let you out,

put this on the prison barricade during lunch,

and I'll make sure to be at the arcade.

Don't lose it now, Model Prisoner.

Okay.

You will now get a five-minute break!

But first, line up!

Since you've been doing such good work lately,

the president has a reward for you.

You should be glad.

Next! Hold out your hand.

Huh? Just one?

Got a problem with that?

No, thanks for the food.

You get one, too.

Much obliged.

Oh, pardon me, pardon me.

That goes with this...

Doesn't it, Dirty Four-eyes?!

What... might... that... be...?

You're such a big fan of the Three Kingdoms,

and yet you're saying you don't recognize Guan Yu?

Yours truly does indeed recognize him,

but he has no interest in figurines.

Ho, is that right?

Kiyoshi, does this belong to you?

No, it doesn't.

I see, so neither of you knows about this?

So it would appear.

That can't possibly be true!

I checked, and this figurine is a limited edition,

that could have only been acquired in Akiba on Saturday, May 7th!

That was the day of the track meet—

The day that Kiyoshi broke out!

You had Kiyoshi buy this figurine for you in exchange for assistance with his escape, didn't you?!

Gakuto-kun helped with the breakout?

That's how badly you wanted this figurine, wasn't it?

Look, Dirty Four-eyes,

if you will admit that this figurine is yours,

I'll give it back.

No, Gakuto!

If you admit that the figurine is yours,

you'll also admit to helping me break out!

And if you do that,

everyone's sentence will be extended again!

Come to think of it, there was a horse figurine included with it.

Let's see...

I think I'll try riding it, myself.

This is quite a comfortable ride.

Hya... Hya...

Hya... Hya...

Damn it, does she know what Gakuto had to go through to get that figurine?!

Gakuto's whole adolescence.

That figurine only goes on sale once every four years.

He also ruined his three years of high school.

Seven years of his life are tied to that figurine!

And she's...!

Hya... Hya...

What's wrong? You're sweating like crazy.

Well then, why don't I ride double with Guan Yu now?

Double?!

Hya! Hya!

If she keeps this up, his Guan Yu figurine will break!

Here's to working with you, my brothers!

Yeah!

Let us now work together to save those who are in distress!

While we may not have been born on the same day...

We shall die on the same day!

We shall... die... on the same day...

Hya! Hya! Hya!

Hya!

Gakuto! That's enough!

Admit that it's your figurine!

Hya! Hya!

If you won't do it, then I—

Good, Gakuto.

That's better.

Then Gakuto-kun really did...

President, as you can see,

Dirty Four-eyes admits that he assisted with the breakout.

So it would seem.

Which now means that their crime is even more serious—

What are you...?

As I told you earlier...

Yours truly is not interested in these toys.

Our break time has ended.

I will be going back to work now.

I'll be taking a kaki-peanut, as well.

Are you sure about this?

It was for the best.

But, you tied your whole adolescence to that figurine.

If I had ended up selling our friendship for a figurine,

I would not be able to face Guan Yu-sama.

I should have done this sooner.

Yours truly very nearly cast not just a mere seven years, but a whole life away into the sewer.

Gakuto...

Kiyoshi-dono...

I'm sorry for everything that I've done.

For feigning ignorance of the bullying you have endured.

I shall never again conduct myself in such a dastardly manner as this.

You idiot.

You don't have a single thing to apologize to me for.

Kiyoshi-dono...

It appears that your plan to get Four-eyes to admit complicity in the breakout plan has failed.

I am terribly sorry.

I never expected him to go that far.

I'm sorry! I'm so late!

I put the root beer in the fridge

Isn't this the toy sword I picked up in the restroom?

What did you... just say?

Huh?

I picked this up in the restroom,

and gave it to the vice president.

Right, Vice President?

No, President, you see...

President!

President, are you all right?

I apologize profusely for this indiscretion!

I am prepared to accept any punishment you wish!

It's all right.

Please lift your head.

I couldn't possibly!

Please punish me in any way you see fit!

I was also unwise to give you this assignment.

Huh? Dirty Four-eyes smashed the figurine?

Yes. And we were one inch away, too.

Hmm... But how did it end up that way?

I am the one to blame!

President, please punish my arrogant self!

Here, use this crop,

and spank me, please!

I beg you!

Hana, this herb tea is very good.

Huh? Thank you very much.

What kind of herbs are in it?

Well, um...

Lemongrass and hibiscus, I think.

I think I'll have another cup.

Okay.

Um, what will we do for our next operation?

Next...

I will personally assume command.

I deeply apologize for the commotion this has created!

The vice president was correct.

Out of his desire for a Guan Yu figurine, yours truly abetted the breakout.

In fact,

it is no exaggeration to say that I was ringleader of the operation!

I deeply apologize for holding my tongue this long!

Yeah, I knew it.

I thought it was all a little too strange.

Hey, what are we gonna do about this double-crosser?!

Nothing, really.

The Underground Student Council didn't find out that Gakuto assisted with the breakout.

That's not the issue here!

Gakuto betrayed all of us, too!

If it weren't for Kiyoshi helping me during this recent ant incident,

I would have made a lot more trouble for everyone.

I'm in no position to criticize Gakuto.

Joe-dono...

Tch! Andre, what about you?

He's gotta pay, right?

I forgive Gakuto-kun, too.

Are you guys for real?! How come?!

Well, Gakuto-kun even went so far as to destroy his precious figurine

so as not to create any more trouble for us.

I think he's been punished enough already.

My deepest thanks...

Would all of you guys stop being so relaxed about this?!

Gakuto is just as guilty as Kiyoshi is, you know!

While we were out doing hard labor,

he was in the bathroom staring at his figurine, gloating to himself!

The bathroom?

That figurine was in the bathroom?

Yeah, it was.

How did you know that, Shingo?

The Underground Student Council members said so!

Anyhow, I say Gakuto has to pay, got it?

Did they say that?

Shingo-kun's been with the vice president a lot lately,

maybe he heard it from her then.

All alone with the vice president...

I'm so jealous.

To be left like this, not allowed to receive punishment...

Could the president have perceived naivety in me for thinking

that by accepting punishment, I would be forgiven?

Could my punishment be that I will not be punished?

President!

Oh, it's you, Hana.

Um, the president said this is for you.

The president did?

This is...!

Which one of you left this shovel stuck in the ground?!

Ah, I'm sorry, Vice President!

Me! It was me!

Andre-dono is definitely eager to receive his punishment, isn't he?

Yeah, no doubt about th—

Vice... President...?

Why is she dressed properly?

We cannot see her breasts or her panties.

You left this shovel here?

Ah, yes! It was me!

I will apologize by licking your boots!

What's this?!

He's going for a whip-cracking over a boot-licking?

He will likely get a smart blow for that.

Hurry up and put it away.

No way...

Your glasses are on crooked!

Gah!

Why won't she use her crop on me?

No, wait! Don't give up yet!

Mom! Er, I mean, Vice President!

I put the shovel away!

That was the "accidental mom" phenomenon!

He's pulling the move where you call a teacher mom by mistake on the vice president?!

This will earn him a stinging blow!

Did you?

I don't get one?!

My Slave Diary.

Even my all-out "accidental mom" plan completely fell through.

Boo-hoo-hoo.

The president told me to wear this uniform,

one size too small for me...

But it's practically a strait jacket for me.

However, as the punishment given to me by the president for my foolishness,

I must live with it.

Which one of you left this hoe stuck in the ground?!

It was Andre-kun!

I stuck it there for you.

Go get your whipping.

Yes! It was me!

First the shovel, and now the hoe, too!

I'm so hopeless! I deserve to be whipped!

Put it away at once.

My Slave Diary.

I didn't get a whipping today, either.

I didn't get to capitalize on the chance Joe-kun set up for me, so I feel bad.

What's the matter, Meiko-chan?!

Do you feel ill?

Chiyo-san...

I'll leave a glass of water here for you.

Isn't that uniform a little small for you?

No! It's just fine!

I feel much better now.

Really?

You should lie down a little while longer.

"DTO"?

I think I'll drink some water.

What is this?

Dog Transferral?

Oh, Chiyo...

What's the matter?

What brings you here?

Meiko-chan looked like she wasn't feeling well.

So, um...

I'll be going now.

My Slave Diary.

It's hopeless.

Please whip me.

I can't take any more.

Please curse me.

I can't bear it any longer.

Pour your derision on me.

Why won't she do anything to me?

I just don't know.

Everyone else gets their punishment.

I see.

Thank you very much, Vice President.

Did you find it instructive?

Yes.

He's feeling quite embattled right now.

It appears that the time is at hand.

Tomorrow,

we will implement the final phase of DTO, the Dog Transferral Operation.

Onee-chan...

Next time on Prison School:

"Andre's Diary."