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I want you to forgive yours truly!

I said that was enough!

Get back to work, you...

You...!

How dare you do something like that to the president?!

Have some shame!

I'll be going back then, Vice President.

Do you have any idea what will happen to you, after doing this?

Make your peace.

President, please wait!

Are you okay?

He's still alive, right?

Why would you do this now, of all times?

This was necessary.

It's the clincher for our new breakout plan.

Huh?

Looks like Gakuto went to apologize to the vice president.

I wonder just what kind of working over he'll get.

Are you jealous?

As expected of you, Andre.

You're sure about this?

Yes.

I am prepared to accept it.

Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, choo-choo!

Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, choo-choo!

Gakuto sure is taking a while.

Hey—

What the hell happened to you?!

Yours truly is deeply repentant of today's event,

and so he had the vice president tonsure his head.

Oh, so it wasn't a working over...

I got her to forgive me for today with this.

What, was shaving your head the final clincher?

You are half correct.

However, what was truly necessary is in here.

Your hair?! Gross!

You ignoramus!

You will do this with it!

Cut it out! That's really gro—!

It's... a wig?

I thought your disguise would seem suspicious if all you did was clothe yourself like a girl.

So you got the vice president mad at you on purpose?

A shaved head or two is a small price to pay for my Three Kingdoms figurines.

I'm sorry, Gakuto.

It is yet too soon to weep, Kiyoshi-dono.

Save your tears for the successful completion of your breakout mission.

Yeah. I'm going to do it.

I'm gonna break out of here, for sure!

I need this dry cleaned, please.

Okay.

Please put your name and grade here.

Before your breakout, you must secure a girl's uniform

from the girls' dorm laundry room.

I can get near the girls' dorm via the drainage shaft,

but the laundry room's service door is locked.

Which means...

I'll have to sneak inside when the cleaning service guy is working.

It is an important mission.

Please proceed with great care.

There we go...

He's working pretty fast.

There's no chance for me to sneak into the laundry room.

Kiyoshi-dono, you have to act quickly, or else he'll finish and leave.

Perchance he has no plan to actually get inside.

Hey, you!

Pops! What are you looking at?!

What? Are you calling me pops?

Is anyone else there?!

You were looking at yours truly's head and laughing, weren't you?!

Huh? No I wasn't.

Are you mocking me?!

Enough already, kid.

Don't cower over there, come on over here!

I already am coming over there!

That's it! Get over here!

Get over here already, I say!

Look, I am getting over there!

Yo! Yo! Yours truly is the most valorous man in Nerima!

Pops, I sneer at your reckless mockery!

I am altogether pissed! I return your diss!

Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!

Yeah! Yo! Gozaru! Gozaru! Goza-goza-gozaru!

I don't have a clue what you're saying,

I'm fiercely perturbed, and swooning!

but I do know that you've got a death wish.

Yours truly will show you what's in him!

Take one more step, and I'll let loose with pee-pee!

Could these be...?

Yeah, these are without a doubt the vice president's!

There's no way they're not!

Have you still yet to finish, Kiyoshi-dono?!

Panties with this much intricate lace have to be...

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Hey, you! Gozaru! Goza-goza-gozaru! Yo!

Huh?!

Gozaru! Gozaru! Goza-goza-gozaru! Yo!

Gakuto, what are you doing?!

I'm sorry, mister! Please cut him a break!

I am the one who deserves a break!

Shingo! U-Unhand me!

What's wrong with you all of a sudden?

You just got your head shaved last night to get off the hook!

Unhand me! Hey, hold it, you!

I'm outta here. I've got work to do.

Stop it, you idiot! What if the vice president sees you?!

For Pete's sake,

what was with that kid?

Kiyoshi-dono, hurry!

Yours truly can offer you no further support!

That's the last of them.

Oh, no!

Where'd Kiyoshi go?

Get out of the truck, quickly!

If you get caught outside of school grounds,

the breakout plan will be a bust!

Additionally, we will all have our sentences lengthened by a month!

It's all over!

What was that? Did I run over something?!

Hey, hey, who the hell left this outside?!

A laundry basket?

You must have set that up ahead of time!

You gave me quite a scare.

That was a close one.

You know, Kiyoshi-dono, placing the basket there was uncharacteristically nice thinking from you.

Same to you.

Luring the cleaning guy away like that really saved—

Really saved me.

That was naught but duck soup for yours truly.

As shown by yesterday's events,

I believe that the prisoners are starting to become defiant.

Is this a result of poor supervision on your part?

They have grown accustomed to the harsh environment of the prison.

Their will to live rivals that of a cockroach.

I do not wish to hear excuses.

I-I think...

I should reinforce the disciplinary tactics I employ while overseeing the prisoners, starting tomorrow.

Would that be all right?

Please do so.

But if they commit another scandalous act...

You understand what will happen to you, don't you?

Y-Yes.

It'll be more easygoing than usual tomorrow,

since we'll be helping out with the track meet.

Bare legs.

At last, on the morrow, the Guan Yu and Red Hare figurines,

which are only available once every four years, will be mine.

I don't need any girl.

Not as long as I have my figurines!

The wrestler to watch at tomorrow's student sumo matches

is Tanaka-kun, a 4th-year at Ryogoku University.

Mm-hmm...

Once he gets his left arm in, he has nothing to fear.

Oh, yeah?

Mayumi, are you listening to me?

Yeah, I'm listening, I'm listening.

Tomorrow's the day—

The greatest challenge of my life.

Chiyo-chan, I swear,

I will successfully break out of here.

To the gate!

Today is the track club's regional meet.

Kiyoshi and Dirty Four-eyes will be watching bags.

The other three will be doing miscellaneous jobs.

Yes!

Whoo! The other schools' uniforms are nice and fresh.

How great would it be to be a starting block!

Hurry up and change into your exhibitionist uniforms, sluts.

Can't resist those taut bodies.

Who gave you permission to speak?!

First, let's go over today's plan.

When the 12:00 bell rings,

Kiyoshi-dono, you will take the bag with yours truly's specially-made wig,

and head for the lavatory.

Yeah.

Excuse me!

Would you keep an eye on this for me?

I acknowledge receipt, miss.

Please be sure to mind anything valuable yourselves, okay?

Right. Here you go.

Why were they dressed like that?

Didn't that funny talking guy have a boner?

Okay, let's continue our assessment.

Be sure not to forget the speaker.

You had it stuffed there?

Once you enter the lavatory, place the speaker,

get out through the rear window, and into the drainage shaft.

Proceed along the drainage shaft to the trash area, and don the wig.

Then change into the hidden uniform...

...and walk boldly out the front gate.

You will then watch the sumo matches, followed by purchasing my figurines.

After you board the 2:00 train and return,

we will have been successful.

It's almost time.

Are you making lunch?

Oh, Mayumi!

I thought we could eat them while watching the sumo matches.

Aren't you making too many?

He is a boy, after all. They eat a lot, right?

Huh? Wait, you're going together with Kiyoshi-kun?

What are you talking about? I told you that already, didn't I?

No, no, but that was before the boys got incarcerated, right?

He said he got permission to leave.

Still, a date with a boy...

It's not really that big of a deal.

Eating box lunches while looking at shapely asses is a grand time.

Yeah.

These last three weeks...

They've seemed so long, yet so short.

Yeah.

I never imagined I'd become such good friends with you.

Ultimately, it's all for the sake of my figurines.

Yeah, I know.

It's time.

I entrust it all to you now, soldier.

Sally forth to victory!

I'm off.

Why?!

Why are you slacking off, you dirty pigs?!

Hmm?

Hair?

I feel like I've seen these cuticles before...

Dirty Four-eyes!

Damn, this is hard with the buttons all backwards.

Crap! There's nowhere to hide!

I'll just have to finish dressing and head for the gate fast!

Huh?!

It doesn't fit!

Damn it! I've got to hurry!

If I run away now,

she'll definitely see and call out to me!

It's just one of our school's students.

That was close!

I'm starting to get nervous.

After all, this is my first time.

Student sumo matches...

I'd get cold feet if I went to watch them alone,

so I'm really grateful to Kiyoshi-kun.

This is the first time I'll be watching sumo matches with a boy, too.

It's a date, all right.

No it isn't.

We're just fellow sumo spectators.

I wish Mayumi hadn't said anything.

I wonder if Kiyoshi-kun has left the school yet.

Chiyo-chan,

I will soon be at Ryogoku, where you're waiting for me!

Should I just cut right through there?

If anyone spots me...

A boy! A cross-dressing boy!

I'll zoom past Gakuto's spot as the biggest pervert in school!

Ew! Disgusting!

No, don't lose your nerve!

I can do this!

I am a girl!

The finest girl at this school!

I can do this.

Just five more meters!

Just one more meter!

Just a moment.

Why are you dressed like that?

Don't wear your bag on your back.

It's unbecoming.

The bag?

You mean, she hasn't realized who I am?

I'm sorry.

You were hiding the fact that your blazer is ripped, weren't you?

I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.

Go ahead.

I did it.

I did it!

Success!

Chiyo-chan, sit tight!

I'll be right there!

Hey, Dirty Four-eyes,

are you keeping close watch over these bags?

Yes. I'm making sure to be a true gentleman—

I don't see Kiyoshi here.

Kiyoshi-dono has gone to the lavatory.

It seems his piles have gotten no better.

My goodness, what are we to do about him?

You...

Yes?

What is the meaning of this?

Wah! I'm terribly sorry!

What a faux pas!

So it's not just your bunghole that's loose, but your fly as well?!

Forgive me!

That guy who talks funny had a rod stuck between his legs.

You weren't satisfied with just crapping yourself,

now you want to expose how crude you are to everyone, too?!

Did he seriously crap himself? Gross.

Hey there.

Chiyo-chan!

Sorry, I'm a little late.

I just got here, too.

Never mind that, though, you're sweating.

Ah... Yeah, I ran here from the train station.

Here.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

I brought it just for you, Kiyoshi-kun.

"Thank you very much."

Whoo, it smells great!

Let's hurry on in!

They've already started!

A sumo date is... the best!

There might be a future yokozuna here.

It's so exciting!

You're right.

This really is incredible.

Honestly, I'm not interested at all.

But...

watching Chiyo-chan watch the sumo matches is fantastic!

Oh yeah.

Kiyoshi-kun, have you had lunch?

Huh? Lunch?

I ate that box lunch before I sneaked out.

I made us some lunch.

I haven't eaten yet.

Actually, I'm famished.

Thank goodness!

Don't be shy, help yourself.

Huh? Just onigiri?

Wow, those look good.

I have tea, too.

Well, Chiyo-chan made these onigiri.

I feel like I could eat a ton of them, whether they're plum, salmon, kelp, or whatever.

Thank you for the food!

Mm, even just salted, these onigiri are delicious!

Thank goodness!

I made them all just salted.

Huh? Nothing but carbohydrates?

Is Kiyoshi still using the toilet?

Ah, yes—

I don't care how bad his hemorrhoids are, he's been away from his post for too long.

Absolutely.

Yours truly warned him about that already.

Vice President, I shall go and convey—

No. I'll go warn him myself.

Huh?

Kiyoshi!

Keep your bathroom breaks to a minimum!

Answer me!

What is the meaning of not answering me?!

Answer me by crapping, will he?!

Kiyoshi-dono requires considerable time to move his bowels.

Shut up!

Do not leave your post!

It somehow worked.

Yours truly's episode of incontinence... it wasn't for naught.

That boy who talks funny got hit, and now he's laughing.

What a nasty creep.

They all look so strong.

Kiyoshi-kun, just a second!

Let me take a picture of you!

You have rice stuck to your cheek and the tip of your nose!

I've never seen you so candidly! It's adorable!

Let me take a picture together with you!

She's close...

She's close, she's close, she's close!

Wow, it's almost like we're lovers!

This must be what bliss is!

Sorry, Chiyo-chan, I need to use the restroom!

Mm-hmm, go ahead.

Oh, no!

It would be bad if his phone or something was in there!

I hope she texts me that picture of us together once I get released.

Our faces were so close, she might even let me hold her hand when I get back.

Why...?

Wow, there was a student sumo wrestler in the bathroom, too.

Seeing him up close, they really are big, huh?

Disgusting...

Huh?

You're disgusting.

I'm disgusting?

For using the restroom?

You're disgusting! You're disgusting! You're disgusting!

You're disgusting! You're disgusting! You're disgusting!

One more hour.

I wonder if Kiyoshi-dono has purchased my figurines yet.

Sure looks easy to be a baggage clerk, huh?

You're the one who opted for miscellaneous jobs detail, Shingo-dono.

You know something, I haven't seen Kiyoshi around in a while.

Kiyoshi-dono is in the lavatory.

His piles appear to be getting worse.

You sure he's not just slacking off?

I'll go have a look.

Speaking to someone using the facilities is impolite, Shingo-dono!

What are you two doing?!

Kiyoshi's slacking off!

I told you, he's using the facilities!

Hey, Kiyoshi!

Come out here immediately!

I haven't seen your face since before noon!

If you won't come out... then I'm going in.

The boys' release date is coming up next week...

right?

It is, but knowing those impure, foolish boys,

once they get out of prison, they're sure to pull something else.

Don't say that.

They have endured the Underground Student Council's strict mentoring for a while now.

I am sure they are plenty sorry for what they...

did!

Excuse me, I have a text.

I won't ask again, Kiyoshi.

Come out of there, immediately.

You there!

Do not touch yourself at a time like this!

I have an itch!

Both your ass and your genitals are filthy!

What is going on here?!

At the very end, my defecation sound is not playing!

No answer?

In that case...

I'll just do this!

Next time on Prison School:

"The Schools' Number One Most Treacherous Man."