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- [? theme music playing] - ? Kiff! ?

- ? Kiff! ? - ? Kiff! ?

? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?

- ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? - [school bell ringing]

- ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? - [engine revving]

? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?

- ? Yeah! Kiff! ? - [? music concludes]

[both laugh]

[birds chirping]

[? dramatic music playing]

[? perky tune playing]

- [scats] Walking! - [scats] Walking!

- Huh? [gasps] - Hey, look at that! [chuckles]

Glarbin forgot his keys!

- [? whimsical music playing] - Good old library card.

[grunts, chuckles]

[sighs] Classic Glarbin, right?

[chuckles] Hey, you've got a keen eye, Barry.

Now, back to the task at hand. [gasps]

What's the task at hand?

Huh, I was gonna sneeze, but I... [sniffles, sighs]

I guess it went away.

Oh. Should we keep walking to school then, or...?

Yeah, yeah, totally. Not a big deal.

Just a sneeze, right?

[? dubious music playing]

- [school bell ringing] - All right, class.

Please pass your book reports forward.

Did anybody have any questions about the book?

- [? perky tune playing] - Um, did you write it?

Here, I'll start.

Who here has parents who work in publishing?

Hey, matching binders. High five!

Huh. [screams]

[? suspenseful music playing]

Now, who understood why Marigold returned her engagement ring?

Because of Santiago's betrayal in the waterfall cave!

Um, n... no.

[? menacing music playing]

Because of her childhood allergy to expensive metals?

[Miss Deer] That's correct! Very good, Candle.

How did I miss that?

Hey, Kiff, can you show me again

how you do that cool pen spinning thing?

- I still can't get it. - Sure, Trev. Don't feel bad.

It takes years of practice to get as skilled as I am.

Watch closely.

Something's off about you today, Kiff.

- [indistinct chatter] - Something is off, but what?

- The sneeze! - The sneeze!

It's so obvious!

I was supposed to sneeze this morning and I didn't!

- And now everything's... weird. - [? sinister music playing]

This is all my fault.

I... I never should have told you to look at Glarbin.

Curse my incredible powers of observation!

I am never going to look around at anything ever again.

Oh, Barry, Barry, don't beat yourself up.

We can fix this.

All we have to do is get me to sneeze.

[? upbeat music playing]

[sniffs deeply, sighs]

[sneezes, sniffles]

[? entrancing music playing]

[sneezes, chants]

- [? upbeat music continues] - [grunts]

[gasps, whimpers]

- Ah. - [gasps]

- Ah! - [gasps]

- [screams] - [? music fades abruptly]

[wind howling]

- [car honking] - [? somber music playing]

- [sneezes] - [sneezes]

[diners sing] ? Happy birthday, achoo! ?

[echoes] ? Happy birthday, achoo! ?

- [baby sneezes] - [gasps] His first sneeze.

Will you take our picture?

[? menacing music playing]

- [? music fades abruptly] - Hey.

I got you a hot dog with spicy mustard.

Hold the bun, hold the dog.

It's a basket full of mustard. Get in there.

[sniffs aggressively, smacks lips]

Well, that's it. We're officially out of ideas.

We have to face facts. I'll never sneeze again.

- [breathes shakily] - [? sinister music playing]

Who is that blocking out the sun,

Unky Glarbin?

That's the old lady who cannot sneeze.

[Kiff grunts]

[whimpers, gasps, sighs]

Don't you dare block my sunlight with your giant head!

- [both scream] - I need sun for my tan.

- [? jolly music playing] - Okay, fine, it's a bad sunburn.

But after that layer peels off, I get a nice mossy tinge...

Helen! Were you eavesdropping on our fantasy?

I'm so disappointed.

[clears throat] I was about to offer to he- [coughs]

To he- To he- [chokes]

Help? Are you trying to say you're gonna "help"?

- Yes, exactly! - [? pensive music playing]

I'm gonna help me by making sure

you don't block out my primo sunbeams.

There's only one way to fix a lost sneeze.

Someone's got to go into Kiff's mind palace,

find the sneeze, and release it.

[grunts] Hold up.

What do you mean, go into my... [chuckles] ...mind palace?

Do you want me to waste time explaining junk,

or do you want to sneeze your sneeze?

Fair enough. Barry, you down to...

get magic'ed into my head? [chuckles]

Me? No, no. I... I got you into this mess, Kiff.

I don't think I'm the right bunny for the job.

I'll bungle it. Kiff, I will bungle it!

Aw, you won't.

Just don't get distracted and you'll be fine.

- Okay. Yes. Spell me- - [gasps]

- [both cough] - Bits of whatever I find,

send that bun into Kiff's mind!

- [? dramatic music playing] - [both cough]

- [? sinister music playing] - Kiff, it worked!

I'm in your brain!

[Kiff, echoes] Great job, Barry!

Now, just take your time looking for the sneeze.

You've got this.

- [clock ticking] - What's that for?

Barry's got five minutes to get out

or he'll be trapped in your brain forever.

It's brain magic rules. [groans]

What? Why... why didn't you mention that?

You said you didn't want me to explain!

- [? sinister music continues] - Oh. Hmm.

[Kiff, echoes] Barry! Scratch what I said before.

Get a wiggle on!

Okay, Barry.

Don't look around or observe anything.

Just focus on the task at hand.

Find the sneeze.

[Kiffs] Greetings, Lord Barrington.

[screams]

[Kiffs] Long have we dreamed you would visit.

Okay. No, no, no! This isn't distracting me!

Hit it!

[? upbeat rock music playing, "Welcome to My Mind"]

[screams]

[Kiffs sing] ? Welcome to my mind ?

? Come on, have a look inside ?

- ? Take a peek, have a seat ? - [bell ringing]

[Kiffs] ? Best spot, ring side ?

- ? You'll find ? - [whistle blows]

? It's a real weird time ?

[crowd cheering]

[Kiffs] ? Take a look at this wall ?

? It has 200 doors ?

? And every single one Opens to 200 more ?

? On your left, you will find Somewhat of a shrine ?

? To my very best friend ?

- ? My best friend of all time ? - [camera shutters clicking]

[Kiffs] ? Take a peek It just may blow your mind ?

? It's a wonderland Come on, take my hand ?

? Welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind ?

? Here's everything I said That I kinda regret ?

? Next to every single song ?

? That I've had stuck in my head ?

? And here ?

- ? Is every book I ever read ? - [exclaims]

[Kiffs] ? Walk around the floor Enjoy your tour ?

? Have a look at all that's on Display in this brochure ?

? Wow! Words are kind of weird When you hear them repeating ?

? Say brochure 30 times It'll lose all its meaning ?

? What? Brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure ?

? Brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure ?

? Brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure ?

- [? metal music playing] - [Kiffs] ? Brochure, brochure! ?

? Brochure, brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure, brochure! ?

[gasps]

- [? upbeat rock music continues] - [Kiffs] ? It's a wonderland ?

? Come on, take my hand ?

? Welcome to my mind ?

? Welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind ?

- ? Welcome to my mind ? - [? music intensifies]

? Welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind! ?

- [? music fades abruptly] - I'm so sorry!

I don't have time!

But the next verse was about how to unblock

- the last sneeze. - Eh.

- [? ominous music playing] - [whimpers, gasps]

Kiff! It's impossible!

I'll never find one little sneeze

in this maze of... Oh, wait, is that it?

Uh, hello? Sneeze? Are you in there?

"I am not coming out.

"Yours truly, the sneeze from this morning."

Oh, this is terrible news, but I do love a note.

[Kiff, echoes] Did you find it, Barr?

Yeah, but it locked itself in a closet,

and I can't get the door open.

Thirty seconds.

- [Kiff, echoes] Helen! - [Helen, echoes] What?

- [grumbles indistinctly] - [Kiff shushes]

Barry! Listen to me! You have to observe!

There must be something! A clue or a key that-

No, I can't! My powers caused this terrible situation!

I notice no more!

[Kiff, echoes] Trust me, Barry! I need you!

- [inhales deeply, gasps] - [? empowering music playing]

Collectibles, Math problems, treasured family memories,

an embarrassing thing Kiff said to a stranger three years ago.

- I observe everything! - [? music intensifies]

- [? music concludes] - Oh, wow!

[chuckles] Kiff's favorite book! What is that chapter she loves?

[? dramatic techno music playing]

Ten seconds, Barry!

[? laid-back music playing]

[? inspiring music playing]

[Glarbin] Good old library card!

Oh, my gee, that's it! Library card!

- [? dramatic music continues] - [sniffs]

- [gasps, whimpers] - [? thrilling music playing]

[screams, grunts]

- [sneezes, echoes] - [? exciting music playing]

[screams]

[chuckles]

The theme of your book was the struggle

between fashion and convention!

Exactly. Who said that?

[screams, gasps] You did it, Barry!

I sneezed! I hope you never doubt

your incredible gifts ever again.

- [? cheery music playing] - Now, let's celebrate.

How's about we get you a real hot dog, huh?

What's a hot dog?

- Uh. - [sighs]

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