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Ahhh!
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Please stop!
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"Nice Shower Best Friend Killer:
Amicide Who Had an 'Accident'"
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Screw this game! I'm never playing again!
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I didn't pee myself in real life...
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"Kiwame Quest"
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It's the same thing all over again!
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"The Only One to Beat the Game"
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The district track meet was held
soon after I entered high school.
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So that's Hiroshi Yuki.
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He was quite fast in middle school.
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I heard he's the track team's ace runner.
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Do your best, Brother.
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I will. I've got this!
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Your brother's so cool!
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Yeah, he is.
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I better not embarrass myself.
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Hiro.
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Hey.
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It's almost time.
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Yep.
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Well? Do you feel nervous?
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Don't be ridiculous!
It's just the district meet.
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Don't get complacent.
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Looks like Moriguchi is competing, too.
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Moriguchi? Oh, Tatsuya Moriguchi.
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He always ranked high in middle school.
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I seem to remember he beat you once.
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Not to mention there
are scouts here today.
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Scouts?
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At a low-level meet like this?
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It's the first high school track meet.
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An assortment of high schools and
Inter High organizations are watching.
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It's definitely an important event.
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Well, I suppose you have a point.
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Later.
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Yeah.
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Moriguchi...
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Calm your nerves. Relax.
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Better use the bathroom now.
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Huh?
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Where is it?
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Hey.
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Are you Hiroshi Yuki?
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Yes, I am.
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Might I have a moment of your time?
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A-Aren't you the famous
runner Mike McLachlan?!
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Yes, though I'm retired
from competition now.
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Olympic silver medalist and
Japanophile Mike McLachlan...
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I'd heard he'd become
a sports writer, but...
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For real? This is crazy!
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Hiroshi Yuki, middle-school track ace.
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I hear you beat district records
in short-distance running.
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Y-You know all that?
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Many promising athletes, such as you and
Tatsuya Moriguchi, are at this track meet.
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I suspect a star of the
track world will be born here.
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Hiroshi, show me your best out there!
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I have high hopes for you!
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I-I'll run my best out there!
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"Seishin High School"
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"Seishin High School"
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I accidentally talked like him.
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"Seishin High School"
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And I forgot to use the bathroom...
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Competitors for the
Boys' 100-Meter Dash, go to your lanes.
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Whoa, it's Tatsuya Moriguchi!
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And there's Hiroshi Yuki! Incredible!
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"Kyushin High School" "Seishin High School"
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"Kyushin High School" "Seishin High School"
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You seem relaxed, Yuki.
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You may not know, but
Olympic medalist McLachlan is here.
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I know.
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Hmph. You know and that's your attitude.
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I just need to run like I always do.
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Running a good time here will
catch his eye and result in an article.
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I'm absolutely determined to win.
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I'm determined, too.
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On your marks!
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Everyone is watching.
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There are even scouts.
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Bring it!
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I'll beat you and stun
everyone with my time!
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Get set!
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Yuki! Break six seconds!
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Don't be ridiculous!
That'd beat the world record!
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Wh-What am I doing?
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Shit! Reach deep!
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Shit! Shit! Shit!
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I can do this!
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Yuki tripped!
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For real?
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Hiro!
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Are you okay?
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I-I'm o--
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No way!
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He wet himself?
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Oh my!
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He was running down the track.
Now it's running down his leg!
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Hiro...
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Wh-Why don't you head to the bathroom?
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I just wanna die.
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U-Um, hey, don't let it get to you.
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Everyone messes up.
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Leave me alone.
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What I mean is, it'll be okay.
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It's not a big deal. You can
just do your best next time.
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Shut up.
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There won't be a next time!
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Mr. McLachlan?
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That was awful.
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W-Wait!
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Hear me out.
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That wasn't my best.
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Normally I can perform--
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You don't know a thing, do you?
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Did you pee on purpose?
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Of course not!
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So then your nerves got to you?
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It would have been better
if it had been intentional.
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What?
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How so?
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A runner's mental strength is key.
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Being unable to perform
under pressure is a fatal flaw.
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But your problem is even
worse than that, Hiroshi.
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Wh-What do you mean?
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You can't figure it out?
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I'll leave you with this Japanese
saying I learned recently:
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Look inward and have a change of pants.
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There's no such saying, dammit!
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What is it?
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You were shouting last night.
Was it the full-dive RPG again?
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I wasn't playing it late at night.
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It's still a bunch of noise. I can't
concentrate on schoolwork.
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Like you don't make a bunch
of noise with your friends.
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Wh-What's your problem?!
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Kaede, Hiroshi. Both of you calm down.
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But he screams in the middle
of the night! Like a werewolf!
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That's some way to talk
about your older brother.
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I'd prefer a werewolf!
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Howling would be way less disturbing
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compared to your "Eek!" and "Eep!"
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Y-You don't have to be worry anymore.
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I quit that game.
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Come again? What do you mean, you quit?
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It's an unbelievably shitty game.
I'm selling it.
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A blatant excuse.
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You just don't think you can beat it.
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That's not--
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Lame.
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Pathetic.
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Excuse me?
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What gives? You wanted me to quit!
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This is a completely different issue!
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You threw in the towel on running
and took up full-dive RPGs,
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and to top it off you even abandon that!
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You're just pathetic!
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You called me pathetic again!
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I'm going to school.
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Be careful of cars!
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Dammit! What's her problem?!
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She wants you to keep being
her cool big brother, Hiroshi.
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That's the reason?
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She was bragging to her
classmates about you, after all.
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And when was that?
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Oh, Hiro!
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Listen, we have a little
favor to ask. What do ya say?
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Satisfied?
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Eh?
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Huh? What?
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We didn't ask yet.
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Hiro, are you sure? They--
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It's fine. Drop it.
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Hey, Yuki!
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About your post-graduation plans.
Do you have--
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Working on it. I need a little more time.
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Like, how many more days?
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Yes.
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Hiro? What gives? This is the
seventh time I've called today!
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Sorry. I was at school.
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Can you come to the shop?
I have something to show you.
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Fine. I was actually
planning to drop by anyway.
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"Games"
"Game Shop Kisaragi"
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Stay as long as you like.
I already closed for the day.
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So the thing I want to show you is--
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First things first.
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Here.
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Yes, KQ.
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I want to sell it.
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You and your jokes.
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It's not a joke.
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You're such a kidder!
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I'm serious.
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Really? Could you tell me the reason?
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The reason? Don't you know the reason?!
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I mean, it was just getting good, so...
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"Getting good"?
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What the hell are you talking about?!
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I was made a criminal,
and then I got haunted,
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and to top it all off,
I had an a-a-accident!
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None of that was good!
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I'm sorry.
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"Amicide Who Had an 'Accident'," was it?
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That title was a first for me.
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It was a first for me, too!
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Don't get so upset.
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I mean, the inquisitor girl
was really happy.
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What good does it do me to
raise my approval rating with her?!
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Maybe she'll join your party?
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Yeah, no thanks!
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Enough.
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I'll go somewhere else.
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I wouldn't do that.
Not if you want any money for it.
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Huh? What do you mean?
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Don't you know?
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When you try to sell a bike
with 200,000 kilometers on it,
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you end up paying them
to take it off your hands.
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Then why did you sell it at full price?
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I'm sorry. I can't get into that just yet.
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But,
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have you heard of Soichiro Kamui?
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Never heard of him.
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He's a young member of the
Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly.
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He was a very skilled
full-dive RPG player.
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It's embarrassing to admit, but in high
school I was wild about full-dive RPGs.
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A particular game made a
tremendous impact on my life.
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Now that's surprising.
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What kind of game was it?
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It was a hard-core full-dive RPG
that pursued ultimate realism.
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Soichiro Kamui.
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His KQ username is Kamui.
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You mean...
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His name was Kamui.
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His title was "The Eternally Invincible:
The Never-Bested Adventurer."
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...the guy who supposedly beat KQ?
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Yes. Kamui is the only one
to beat this crap--I mean KQ.
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What did you just say?
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He's the only person publicly
acknowledged to have beaten KQ.
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Not that! Didn't you
call it a crappy game?
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Anyway, I would've preferred
for you clear it on your own,
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but this is better than you
totally losing interest.
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Clean out your eyes and look.
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You clean out ears, not eyes...
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"Auberdine Walkthrough"?
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Kamui made this walkthrough
site for KQ in high school.
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Ahuh...
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I see you're brimming with curiosity!
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You do? How?
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You wanna know what it says now, right?
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Yeah, you do! So go ahead!
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Click! Where it says, "Enter"!
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Okay.
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"To start"
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Wait, even with this walkthrough,
nobody else beat the game?
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Wait, even with this walkthrough,
nobody else beat the game?
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Nope. Because the vast majority
of users couldn't read through it.
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Like the writing was
too dense and difficult?
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A text site, huh...
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In this day and age?
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Hey, trash!
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Huh?
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Hey, trash!
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Trash players who need
a guide to win should just die.
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You know what, die. Die right now.
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See?
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Tough to confront, right?
266
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:39,240
You meant they couldn't
handle it emotionally?!
267
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,080
Kamui was an insufferable
shithead back then.
268
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,250
Well, just grit your teeth and bear it.
269
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,090
I don't wanna read it that badly...
270
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,880
Wait! You want this info for free?
271
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,010
Pay up, asshole!
272
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,300
What? You can't?
273
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,010
You broke bitch.
274
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:01,680
Don't take me for granted.
275
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,770
Bow down and listen gratefully, you worm!
276
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,190
This is infuriating!
277
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:12,650
I have brains and brawn,
while you turds are garbage.
278
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:15,610
First train your flabby body.
279
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:18,530
Three sets of 500 push-ups
and sit-ups a day.
280
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:21,450
Run five kilometers. And buy dumbbells.
281
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:22,620
Go to the gym.
282
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,000
Fat chance!
283
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,880
Yeah, the game reflects real-life ability,
but this crap isn't walkthrough info!
284
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,760
Okay, trash. What describes you now?
285
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,720
"I wanna defeat a goblin"
"I wanna date my childhood friend"
"My childhood friend is trying to kill me"
286
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,720
Okay, trash. What describes you now?
287
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,090
Okay, trash. What describes you now?
288
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:37,220
"My childhood friend
is trying to kill me"!
289
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,010
Th-That's it!
290
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,140
Hey, psycho bastard.
291
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:45,730
Nobody's childhood friend
would want to kill them.
292
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,310
Which means you're human trash.
293
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,230
How did your life get here?
294
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,280
This hurts!
295
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,150
Listen up. Upon becoming
Hell's Fruit Slicer,
296
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,820
the childhood friend's stats
increase more than 10-fold.
297
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:03,580
If you don't have martial arts
experience like me, you're toast.
298
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,460
Just let her kill you.
299
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:09,290
What the hell?!
Where's the actual walkthrough?
300
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:14,170
So I'd like to say. But there is a trick.
301
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:19,640
Fighting won't work. So figure
out how to win without fighting.
302
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,970
Put simply,
303
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:26,190
if you were some dude's childhood friend,
what would throw you off the most?
304
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,810
That's all you get, worm.
305
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,360
Well? Did it help?
306
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,360
No, not one bit.
307
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,030
Oh, he covers this, too.
308
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:43,040
"The ghost of my best friend
has my dumb ass at my wits end."
309
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,710
Th-This is it! But I'm no dumbass!
310
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,130
Don't freak out over a simple ghost, wuss!
311
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:54,420
I mean, you're the one that
killed the guy. That's what you get.
312
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,960
Take him with you.
313
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,970
That's all. Die.
314
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,680
That's no help at all!
315
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,140
What about this?
316
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,260
"I'm in the beginning and have no weapons"
317
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,260
What about this?
318
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,100
"I'm in the beginning and have no weapons"
319
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,100
"Weapons"... Yes, please!
320
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,890
"Weapons"... Yes, please!
321
00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:07,600
What are you doing?
322
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,810
Trying to fight bare-handed or something?
323
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:13,440
You think you're a karate master?
324
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,780
There was a sword in the
corner of your room, baldy!
325
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,030
I'm not bald, dude!
326
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,620
Wait, there was?
327
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:25,580
I rushed out so I never noticed...
328
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,580
Get some items, too!
329
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:31,630
I bet your dumb ass thinks
you can buy them any time.
330
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,170
But items can sell out!
331
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:37,300
Buy some ASAP. Got that, dumbass?
332
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,010
For real. Die, dumbass.
333
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,840
Oh, shut up already!
334
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,810
And how does the item shop sell out?
335
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:45,890
Hey.
336
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,930
Uh, um...
337
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:50,100
Isn't this great, Hiro?
338
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:53,560
Now you can advance in KQ.
339
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,820
I-I haven't decided to play...
340
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:01,780
You know what? If someone
besides Kamui clears the game...
341
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:04,580
I'd like to marry them.
342
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,290
What?
343
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,910
I'd like to.
344
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,000
No, no. I will.
345
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,420
In other words, I'd also
date them as a precursor.
346
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:20,340
Hiro, I might just like you quite a bit.
347
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,720
L-Like me?
348
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,260
No, no. Hold up. This is...
349
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:27,510
I-I won't be fooled!
350
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,020
Oh, I see.
351
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,810
You don't want to do it with me...
352
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:40,150
W-Well, when you put it that way...
353
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:43,410
You'll do it... with me?
354
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,820
Y-Yes!
355
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:50,660
Then you'll need to go home and log in.
356
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:59,960
And of course I have
to continue from here.
357
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:04,090
Come on! Tesla, Captain
of the City Guard is waiting!
358
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,220
Come with me!
359
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,680
But keep your distance.
360
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,230
Hiro...
361
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,690
I-If you like,
362
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,900
we could resume the limb severing later.
363
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,360
Absolutely not!
364
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,780
Then let me at least have these sheets.
365
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,280
For what?
366
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:29,990
I'll carry them with me so I can feel
my wonderful bedwetter at any time.
367
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,500
Please stop saying that.
368
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,710
Now, now. Let's just keep moving.
369
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,000
B-But...
370
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,540
Let's just go.
371
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:41,050
A lot of time was wasted persuading you.
372
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,210
What? "Wasted"?
373
00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,970
Quit dawdling!
374
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,630
All right! I heard you!
375
00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:47,760
Hurry it up!
376
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:55,100
I'll see you again,
my wonderful bedwetter!
377
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,650
Stop calling me that!
378
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:05,780
I'm playing this stupid game again.
379
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:11,950
I may well be a dumbass who
should just die, just like Kamui says.
380
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,300
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