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In the 21st century, the companies
involved in VRMMO creation
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produced one virtual world after another.
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From alternate dimensions
to subterranean worlds,
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every possible setting was explored.
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Then, one long-established company
created a revolutionary piece of software.
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Incorporating an ultra-fast
general-purpose AI called R-Evo
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that made NPCs no different
from actual humans;
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boasting an open-ended story system
with over 10^52 branches;
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and achieving the previously impossible
feat of reproducing all 5 senses,
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this game, which pursued
the ultimate realism,
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entered the scene with a great splash.
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However,
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video games ought to be like video games.
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Humans ultimately
play games for relaxation.
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There was no need for the struggles
and strife of the real world in the picture.
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Thus, humanity arrived at a conclusion:
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Advanced VRMMO games are not fun.
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From then on, game makers
returned to non-aggravating systems,
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and VRMMOs steadily lost
the popularity of their golden age.
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Hah! Nice try!
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And now my gauge is full!
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The story that is about to unfold
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takes place 10 years after the
release of that problematic game.
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"Full Dive: This Ultimate Next-Gen Full
Dive RPG Is Even Shittier than Real Life!"
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"VR⨯Reality"
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"Faculty Room"
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"Faculty Room"
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Sorry. I still haven't decided.
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You're almost to your last year.
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Can you at least decide
between college and working?
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I want to have a real conversation
with you about something.
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The track meet your freshman year.
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No need to bring that up now--
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You won't be able to move
forward if you never address it.
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Isn't it the reason you can't
decide your post-graduation plans?
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It's not a problem, Yuki!
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You just need to turn
the pain into strength!
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The enthusiasm is suffocating.
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"Turning Pain Into Strength"
"Post-Graduation Plans"
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"Turning Pain Into Strength"
"Post-Graduation Plans"
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He's parroting the
title of an intro book...
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"Turning Pain Into Strength"
"Post-Graduation Plans"
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How easily influenced can you be?
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How easily influenced can you be?
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I know it was hard! I know it must hurt!
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If it had been me, I wouldn't
be able to leave the house!
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But you're tough!
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You've kept coming to school anyway!
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He's serious?
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It was such a pitiful
and heartbreaking incident.
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I've been a teacher for
many years, but that was truly--
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Mr. Yasuoka, that's enough--
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I want you to accept what happened!
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If you can't come to grips with it,
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I'll accept it for you!
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I have no idea how to fix this,
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but I've got you!
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Solidly, see?
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And so for now, Yuki,
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let's turn the strength
into pain and move forward!
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"Turning Pain Into Strength"
"Post-Graduation Plans"
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let's turn the strength
into pain and move forward!
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"Turning Pain Into Strength"
"Post-Graduation Plans"
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Now you're saying it backwards!
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Is he some kind of idiot?
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Hiro!
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Takafumi.
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Well, did the meeting help?
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It was completely useless.
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I'm gonna go home and play a game.
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Video games are fine, but shouldn't
you do something physically active?
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We could go to the
gym together if you want.
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No, thanks. It's not like training
my body matters anymore.
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But using video games to run away--
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There's a competition
soon, right? Kick butt.
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Yeah, it's almost been two years since--
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Oh... sorry...
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It's fine.
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Well, see you tomorrow.
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The real world really sucks.
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Hey, it's Hiro!
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Oh, Tanishiro...
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and Mishina.
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Man, what a coincidence
running into you like this!
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Well, how could I say no?
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Thanks, dude.
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Whoa! We can always count on Hiro!
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I'll pay you back for sure.
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One day, definitely,
eventually, most likely.
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If there's someone you don't
like at school, say the word.
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We'll knock 'em flat for ya.
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The only ones I don't like
are in front of me...
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Yeah, thanks.
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It's been a pleasure--I mean, thanks.
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See ya around.
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Today sucks.
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"Finalizing Quest 22 Available Now!"
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"Finalizing Quest 22 Available Now!"
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Then again, today...
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Then again, today...
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I pre-ordered FQ.
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One moment.
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...is the long-awaited release day
for the new Finalizing Quest VRMMO.
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That'll be 13,000 yen.
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Huh? I'm 1,000 yen short.
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I made sure I had plenty of extra money...
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Did I accidentally hand
them a 10,000-yen bill?
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I seem to be 1,000 yen short...
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I... see.
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That won't fly, will it?
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No, it will not.
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I thought not...
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That store had the lowest price
I could find on the internet.
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It'd be crazy to find
a store selling it cheaper.
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"Game Shop Kisaragi"
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"Game Shop Kisaragi"
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No, there's no way.
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"Game Shop Kisaragi"
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"Brand New VRMMO in stock!"
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For real?
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Hey, this is the one from 3 years ago.
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Yeah, what did I expect
in a store like this?
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Um, excuse me.
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I have a question.
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Yes, how may I help you?
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Um, well, do you have FQ 22
in stock? It released today.
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FQ... 22?
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Yes. It's the 22nd Finalizing Quest game.
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Wh-Why are you suddenly laughing?
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The 22nd? How many are they gonna make?
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We're only in the 21st century.
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I mean, really, 22?
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That's more than the
century humanity is in!
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Holy crap, change the title already!
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Oh...
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So then, um, is that FQ in stock?
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Yeah, and we're talking about FQ.
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You're just buying it out of habit, right?
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It's like with manga.
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You start buying them
because they're good,
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but then it slowly gets worse and worse.
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But by that point you've already
bought 20, so it feels weird to just stop.
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So you figure you might
as well buy the next one.
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I mean, what the hell, man?
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I-I see your point.
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Compared to the first FQ
I played back in elementary school,
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my enjoyment is gradually lessening
with each entry in the series,
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and I don't expect anything to top that--
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Hey! Hold on, hold on.
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You're the store clerk.
Why are you saying this to me?
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Because it's true.
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Just answer the question.
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Do you have FQ in stock or not?
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Who really cares about that?
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Hey, I care!
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If you don't have it, I'm leaving.
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Hold on there.
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I have the game for you.
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Huh? You do?
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You bet I do.
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How much?
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Ten thousand yen.
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Ten thousand yen exactly?
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Yup.
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Whaddaya say?
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F-For 10,000 yen? I'll take it!
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Money please.
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One moment.
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It should be over here...
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Here it is.
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Then here's the money.
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Thank you for your purchase.
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Finally.
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Wait! This isn't FQ!
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Hey! Give me my money back!
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Play that game. It's way better than FQ.
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It's a full-dive RPG that
pursues the ultimate in realism.
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I don't want to!
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Just give me my money back!
I want my money!
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Listen up. This game is
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a super hard-core
full-dive RPG for adults.
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What? F-For adults?
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Look down here.
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A double Z rating?!
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There's a rating above Z?
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I'm 17.
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This rating just means recommended for
20 plus. It's not an absolute restriction.
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B-But I think I'll stick with FQ--
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Is it fun to play such an innocent game?
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This is a more stimulating experience.
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Why not do it?
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Huh? H-Hey, w-wait...
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I'm Reona Kisaragi. Call me Reona.
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What's your name?
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H-Hiroshi... Yuki.
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Hiro, I log in to this game frequently.
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I'll teach you what you need to know.
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Attentively and patiently.
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I suddenly got a hot girl's number.
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What the hell am I doing?
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I let her honeypot me
into buying this game.
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Huh?
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This game is ten years old?!
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I cannot come to the phone right now.
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Leave a message after the beep.
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Screw thi--
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This cost 10,000 yen...
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I'm home...
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What a day...
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K-Kaede!
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S-Sorry! I didn't mean to!
It was an accident!
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Close the door already, you pervert!
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Today sucks.
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The VR NX console is compatible
with nearly every VR game.
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A 10-year-old game is no problem.
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The real problem is...
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If it's lame, I'm returning it!
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No matter what she tries to pull!
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Hero! You must defeat the Demon Lord
and save the world of Auberdine!
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She said this was a
super hard-core full-dive RPG,
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but it seems surprisingly standard.
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First, leave the city
and head for Flora Castle.
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Wow.
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So it uses a virtual projection
based on a scan of the player's body.
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Wow, the wind!
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And all of this!
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Good morning.
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Great weather, isn't it?
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The intro of a game is always so exciting!
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Even the feel of the
handle is crazy realistic.
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This is pretty incredible!
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Hiro, are you home?
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So the character name
is just my username, then.
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Y-Yes. Be right--
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Ow!
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Wait, that hurt?
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The game even reproduces pain?!
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Not that pain is
something I want in a game...
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Hiro?
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Ow!
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S-Sorry, Hiro!
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Are you hurt?
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I-I'm fine.
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Sorry. It was just taking so long.
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The quality of the skin,
and the personality...
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For such an old game,
the graphics are incredible.
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I-Is something wrong?
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No matter where I look,
there's no NPC label.
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I guess those video game
elements are cut out.
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Y-You're going to make me blush.
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It really is just like reality.
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It's so realistic you
could forget it's a game...
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"Save your adventure and quit the game?"
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"Save your adventure and quit the game?"
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Thank goodness. It's definitely a game.
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Thank goodness. It's definitely a game.
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I wasn't transported to another world.
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Hiro, are you okay?
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Did you hit your head too hard?
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Um, you're...
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Huh? It's me, Alicia. We've
been friends since childhood.
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A childhood friend.
So that's the backstory.
263
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:46,750
You promised you'd help me with
the apple harvest today. Remember?
264
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,580
Oh, right. Of course.
265
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,450
What's taking so long, Hiro?
266
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,500
The apples will get over-ripe.
267
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,000
Oh, looks like we have a
"nice young man" character.
268
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Sorry, Brother. I accidentally
made Hiro hit his head.
269
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
His head? That could be bad.
270
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,750
Let your best bud, Martin, handle this.
271
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Here.
272
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,120
It smells like an apple!
273
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,910
It really is realistic.
274
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:13,950
Why an apple?
275
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:16,200
It keeps the doctor away.
276
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,540
That's for colds, not injuries.
277
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:22,160
How do you like the quality
this year? Delicious, right?
278
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,410
It is delicious.
279
00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:27,450
Wait--there's taste, too?!
280
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:31,080
You must be hungry not to cut it first.
281
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,000
There.
282
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,370
It's seriously no
different from real life.
283
00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:39,000
This game might have
been a really good find!
284
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,250
Oh, right. The first screen
told me what to do.
285
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:46,500
First, leave the city
and head for Flora Castle.
286
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:50,290
Hey, how do I get to Flora Castle?
287
00:14:56,830 --> 00:15:01,500
A-Are you crazy? Some things
aren't okay to joke about!
288
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,120
Hiro, that's not funny!
289
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,080
It wasn't a joke...
290
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,410
I just want to go outside the city.
291
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,500
You idiot!
292
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:15,000
Watch what you say!
What if the City Guard hears you?
293
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,830
The City Guard? Why would that matter?
294
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,080
Hiro, stop playing around.
295
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,330
We need to go to our family's farm.
296
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:26,910
Huh? The mood's gotten all weird.
297
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:32,750
Sorry, but could I pick the apples later?
I'd like to go outside the city first.
298
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,620
Something's wrong.
299
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,000
He's not right in the head.
300
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,950
But it's totally normal
to leave the city in an RPG!
301
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:45,870
Look, I'm going.
I'll help with the apples later.
302
00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:48,790
I can't wait to see
what adventure is waiti--
303
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:51,330
Hiro!
304
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,450
Why would you suddenly tackle me?
Aren't you supposed to be my best friend?
305
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,120
This really hurts!
306
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:02,500
It's because we're best friends!
How could I let you commit ex-urbance?
307
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,410
E-Ex-urbance?
308
00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:08,330
Hey, do you have amnesia or something?
309
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,750
No, of course not.
310
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,120
I think.
311
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,120
Listen up and listen good!
312
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:19,700
The town of Ted is surrounded by
a giant moat to protect the citizenry.
313
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:23,330
All residents are prohibited
from leaving the city!
314
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:27,410
Except for special envoys, no one is
allowed to enter from outside, either!
315
00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:32,000
The town is sequestered from
contact with the outside world!
316
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,910
Oh, isn't that overkill?
317
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:38,000
Are goblins gonna attack
in a super huge group?
318
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,160
Is that it?
319
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,830
Well, this is the first town.
Guess you have to start somewhere.
320
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:44,790
I'll just go defeat them real quick.
321
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,790
Alicia, I think...
322
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:48,750
Yeah, it might be too late...
323
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,580
I can hear you!
324
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:54,950
I'm going to have to
open your eyes for you!
325
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,370
Oh, I see. It's an event.
326
00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:05,040
If you beat Martin handily, you get to
make a big deal of it and leave the city.
327
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:10,830
It takes the place of a tutorial.
328
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,870
In that case--
329
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,080
I-I'm bleeding! My nose is bleeding!
330
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,370
Do you get it now?
331
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:32,500
That hurt! You damned idiot!
Some best friend!
332
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,950
Screw you! I don't even know you!
333
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:39,250
What? You've even forgotten
about the promise we made that day?
334
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,580
Under the Kenura tree?
335
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:47,540
Who gives a shit about
some weird-named tree?!
336
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,750
Hiro!
337
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,580
That really hurts!
338
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,910
Martin, violence is wrong!
339
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:01,500
It's a little late for that shit!
I've already been beaten up!
340
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:06,410
I mean, look at you. How could you
hold your own against a goblin?
341
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:11,660
Dammit! I'm sick of all this shit!
342
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:14,410
In the real world, it's just
one shitty thing after another,
343
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:17,330
and now I have to get beat up in a game?!
344
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,870
Dammit! Dammit!
345
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:22,290
Screw you!
346
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:25,120
You're a damned NPC!
347
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,330
I got you! Not so tough now!
348
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,500
M-Martin?
349
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,950
A-Are you okay?
350
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:53,250
Brother!
351
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,080
H-He's dead!
352
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,040
What? But... That can't... What?
353
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,950
No! He's dead!
354
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:04,410
S-Stay calm! D-Do we
have any healing herbs?
355
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,660
I just said he's dead!
356
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,000
What good will an herb do?!
357
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,120
I-I guess none.
358
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:15,080
Tell me, Hiro. What are you
gonna do about this? Tell me!
359
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,700
I-I didn't mean to! It was an accident!
360
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,250
But my brother is dead, for dead certain.
361
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,000
He's dead with a knife stuck in him!
362
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,910
S-Sorr--
363
00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:28,790
Hiro. Tell me, what the
hell are you gonna do?
364
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:31,950
Hiro, Hiro, Hiro, Hiro!
365
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:36,120
I'm sorry!
366
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,830
Hiro, you bastard!
367
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:47,660
Don't you dare run away!
368
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,080
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
369
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,620
What the hell?
What the hell is happening?!
370
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:57,540
Hiro!
371
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,080
What the hell is happening?
372
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,040
Hiro!
373
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,200
S-Somehow I got away.
374
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,910
But I k-killed someone.
375
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:26,120
Wh-What am I gonna do?
376
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,660
Wait. Hold up.
377
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,540
This is a game, right?
378
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,750
It's fine.
379
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,500
All I have to do is start over
and select "New Game"--
380
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,910
Hiro.
381
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,910
I'm sorry!
382
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,410
Wait, Reona?
383
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:42,950
Sorry I didn't pick up the phone.
I was taking a bath.
384
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,620
A-A bath?
385
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,450
Now's not the time.
386
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,620
What's wrong?
387
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,410
Reona, your...
388
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,580
Oh, my avatar?
389
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:59,080
It's a special store perk.
Only shop employees get it.
390
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,000
Aren't perks normally for customers?
391
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,790
And why are you dressed like that?
392
00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:10,370
I'm a fairy! Monsters and NPCs can't
see me. And they can't hear me, either.
393
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,580
Basically, I'm support.
394
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:15,080
I said I'd teach you
attentively and patiently.
395
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,000
Oh, I see.
396
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,330
Did you finish picking apples?
397
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:22,790
Are you on a walk through the city
with your cute childhood friend?
398
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:28,250
Um, well, no... I think I messed up
the first quest branch...
399
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:33,290
Oh? Don't tell me you did something
pervy to your childhood friend.
400
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,290
Um, well, you see...
401
00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:37,620
Wait, I'll figure it out.
402
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:40,290
Oh, I didn't notice I was wearing this.
403
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:44,620
You noticed how the ultra realism
excludes status screens and such?
404
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:49,290
Well, the way to see game
progress is with the title system!
405
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:51,000
Title system?
406
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,290
On this necklace you're given a title
that is appropriate to your game state.
407
00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:59,250
So right now you're...
408
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,250
T-Title: "Best Friend Killer"!
409
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,660
What?
410
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:10,160
"Best Friend Killer"
411
00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:14,450
It's game over right off the bat!
412
00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:48,910
Episode 2: Living in a Dead Game.
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