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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:23,434 Psychic by Accident 4 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:50,003 So, God. Architect. 5 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,673 Do you believe I'm really an architect, are you sure? 6 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,634 - Not this again, Ulisses. - I'm sorry. It's just that-- 7 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:59,512 With all due respect. I believe you need some creativity on the team. 8 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,390 My mom's an architect. My father's an architect. I'm an architect. 9 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,686 It's a copy paste of our profession. For God's sake. God. 10 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,022 What is my vocation? 11 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,275 What is my mission? In life? 12 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:19,073 The answer is right before the eyes. 13 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,701 - It's not possible. - Just look. 14 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,122 It's normal to have doubts. 15 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,959 - Did you had any doubts? - Me? Of course! 16 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,879 Remember when I first invented Pinball machines? 17 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,881 It was the hater's delight. 18 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,383 Put I put my foot down. 19 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:40,053 Veterinary! I love animals. 20 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,474 And so does Snow white. But it didn't turn her into an animal doctor. 21 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:49,354 Comedian! I know the best jokes! What a Bishop does? 22 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,941 Moves diagonally. 23 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,318 Wake up, Ulisses. 24 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:58,321 Karaoke singer. I scored 73 on Stairway to Heaven. 25 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:01,866 Karaoke was made so you could suck, Ulisses. Wake up! 26 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,410 - Philosopher! - Wake up, Ulisses. 27 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,912 - Agronomist? - Wake up, Ulisses. 28 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,872 - Personal Trainer? - Wake up, Ulisses. 29 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,875 - Poet? - Wake up, Ulisses. 30 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,044 God! What? Dear! 31 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,883 Happy birthday. 32 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,011 Blow the candles and make a wish. 33 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,780 So you can wear on our visit to Greece. Perfect! 34 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:44,033 Look at me! My face. Greece! 35 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,411 - Greece! - Yey, Greece! 36 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,870 Where's the lid? 37 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,248 Oh, here it is. 38 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:57,463 And on Ligia Rapello's show today, people who are unhappy at work. 39 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,799 Where they live? What do they eat? 40 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,676 Are you one of them? 41 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,181 Right Choice? 42 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,976 Vocational Coach. Your Vocation in 10 minutes or your money back. 43 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:16,774 Meet the creator of Vocational regression: "I will find your vocation." 44 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,154 I found it. 45 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,034 I won't change my mind. Coming here was a waste of time. 46 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,536 No, this is a big decision. Isn't it, Doctor? 47 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:31,247 We can try a vocational test. 48 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:35,001 But is she's so sure about architecture, what could we do? 49 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,921 This test that you do. Just out of curiosity, 50 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,216 is it for life, or can the results change in 20, 30 years? 51 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:46,054 Maria, I got it. 52 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:50,433 Your father is afraid you'll regret it when you are 40. 53 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:55,355 What about that think that parent may influence the career of their kids? 54 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,065 Maria, look at your father, 55 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:02,570 and tell him that if he wants to schedule a session, I have some time Wednesday. 56 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,287 It should be Ulisses picture. 57 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,956 I told them, use the image on the flash drive. 58 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,792 I guess they got messed up. 59 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:26,219 But, you fired me before and it was really bureaucratic to hire me again. 60 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,388 I wouldn't fire you because of this. 61 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:34,852 Where's your party spirit today? 62 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:35,978 Beautiful flash drive. 63 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,440 Mrs. Betarello. I want, 64 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,360 with all due respect of course, I'd like to make a suggestion. 65 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:46,572 We could have this party at Ulisse's office. Here it's too predictable. 66 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:50,368 - We have it here every time, so-- - Patricia. I know what's best for my son. 67 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:52,745 You're right. 68 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:57,542 Congratulations and his name. 69 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,683 - Hi, mom. - Hi, honey. 70 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,352 What's with the hat, Ulisses? 71 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,979 - Maria gave me. - Come over. 72 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,314 Help me choose the logo, 73 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,942 the Himalaya launches tomorrow! 74 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,113 A surprise party for me, mom. Really? 75 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,782 It's like pictures of the moon. It never works. 76 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,702 God, it's your birthday! I've totally forgot about it. 77 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:36,414 Happy birthday, my love! I'm the worst mom ever. 78 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,374 So, if I enter right there, and turn, 79 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,502 there will be no one to say: Surprise! 80 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,964 No, dear. I gave the day off for everyone. They deserve it. 81 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,427 Day off? Alright. I'll get to work. 82 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,556 Surprise! 83 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,354 I knew it. 84 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:04,358 I knew you wouldn't notice if we had the party in your office. 85 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,611 The gift! The gift! Come! 86 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,779 So beautiful. And expensive. 87 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,867 - Wow! - My! 88 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,079 Happy birthday to you-- 89 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:21,375 Architect. Am I really an architect? 90 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:29,133 The answer lies right before our eyes. 91 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,410 Hello. 92 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,633 Guess his name. 93 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,136 Pastel de Vento. 94 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:18,266 Is it a funny name? It is. But you won't forget it. 95 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,019 Everything can be, If you want it will be. 96 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,147 Dreams always comes for those who dream. 97 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,942 Isn't this the lyrics to Xuxa's Cristal Moon? 98 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:34,198 Of course, Ulisses. That's so you can see I take from every source. 99 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:38,619 So I can pass the knowledge from my masters, to beginners. 100 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,162 Ordinary, like yourself. 101 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,791 Take this tea. It's from a viking ritual. 102 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:48,004 I'm not talking about the football team. 103 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:53,551 I'm talking about the first men in ancient Greece. 104 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:58,180 - Are you ready? - What? 105 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,975 - Ready for what? - Find your vocation. 106 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:05,855 First of all. Too much metal. That is too heavy. 107 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,565 We must take them off. 108 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:12,194 Please, your wedding ring. Is that real gold? 109 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,946 - White gold? - Silver. 110 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:19,327 Right. Car keys in here, please. 111 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,329 Are the documents in the glove compartment? 112 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,248 Your wallet, please. 113 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:28,878 Right. Cellphone. Can I see the brand? That's it. 114 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:32,548 I need to unlock it in the ethereal realm. 115 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,467 Can you give me your pin? 116 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,260 3-7-5-4 117 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,346 3-7-5-4. 3-7-5-4. 118 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,474 Can you remove your blazer, please. 119 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,268 - Try to relax. Do you wear any piercing? - No, No. 120 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,522 Great! Just relax. 121 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,359 Thank you. Great. 122 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,737 - Well, Vinicius. - Ulisses. 123 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,782 And I was saying Vinicius. 124 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:03,329 So sorry. My ears must be burning. Remove the hat, Ulisses. 125 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,540 That's it. Great. Thank you. 126 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:10,127 I just need to read your aura, for a moment. 127 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:16,384 Now you drink this tea. Ok? 128 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:22,598 If you want to know, what you'll be when you grow. 129 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,975 You must be bold 130 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,187 And let the tea wash your soul, soul, soul. 131 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,731 If you want to know, know, know. 132 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:34,944 when you grow. That's it, drink. Drink it all. 133 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,739 Drink. Drink. Drink. 134 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,758 Drink it. Drink it. Drink it. 135 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:07,351 It's normal to have doubts. Wake up, Ulisses. 136 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,736 Sarah? 137 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,280 Sarah? 138 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,623 Sarah! 139 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,377 My head. 140 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,223 - Hey, guys! - Just look at that! 141 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,268 - Did you see a car, over here? - What car? 142 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,145 - May I borrow your phone? - What! 143 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,688 Hey, hey! Leave her alone! 144 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,951 Are you crazy? Get yourself a doctor. 145 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,077 Not here, yo! 146 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,538 - It' not that! - Get lost! 147 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,374 Hey, hey! He's taking your stuff! 148 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,544 Get him, Tadeu! Get him! 149 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,254 Get this pervert! 150 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:21,967 - Get him! Get him! - No! 151 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,183 Oh, God. 152 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,563 Look at the time. Aren't you forgetting anything? 153 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,358 Mom. It's dad! 154 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,072 It's not your father. It is. 155 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,449 - What is that? - Why is him like this? 156 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:49,954 Are you laughing, ma'am? 157 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,049 - I know it may sound crazy. - What else could it be? 158 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,884 What, Ulisses? 159 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,721 If you were with your lover, but a coach? 160 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,056 It was like a dream. 161 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,768 But it was real. It was there, in my face. I saw it happening. 162 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,437 And when I touched her, I saw it. I saw it! 163 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,981 There. You touched the woman. 164 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,066 Not this again. I'm not cheating, Fernanda! 165 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,069 Dear. 166 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,114 The coach's ritual was so convincing. 167 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,575 And when I touched her, when she touched me-- 168 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,162 - Let me touch you. - You don't touch me for a month. 169 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,497 - Let me touch you! - Why? 170 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,249 - Let me touch you. - Get away. No. 171 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,625 - Easy. - You are weird. 172 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,586 I want to understand it. Hey. 173 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,338 It's me. Your husband. Can I? 174 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,758 - I don't know what that is. - Neither do I. Help me find it out. 175 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,635 - I'll touch you. - Ok. 176 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,263 - Ok? May I? - Alright. 177 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,557 - I love you. - Me too. 178 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,945 What? Am I going to die? 179 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,157 - Am I, Ulisses? - No. 180 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,329 I don't doubt your talent as a designer, but-- 181 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,124 Where's your grandma's camera? 182 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,377 If I gave you a camera. You must take some photos. 183 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,464 I just saw you taking pictures. 184 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,550 You were shinning. So happy! 185 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,761 - Ulisses, let me tell you something. - What? What is it? 186 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,679 If you want to get divorced, 187 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,265 it's ok. But don't pretend you are getting mad, ok? 188 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:37,269 - Again listening from behind the door? - Mom! 189 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,563 I was trying. But you must be louder. 190 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,942 - Damn! Where's the camera? - How could she? 191 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,042 No! I'm not a photographer. 192 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:12,054 A project this big could only be done by the largest office in Brazil. 193 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,808 Hi, Marcio! Fernando, Jorge. 194 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,978 Patricia, Patricia? Where are you Patricia? 195 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,064 Where were you? Where's my things? 196 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,232 - Rings. - Rings. 197 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,526 The keys to the car the insurance sent. 198 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,320 And your phone. Ok? 199 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,155 - Best assistant in Brazil? - You are. 200 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,127 Ulisses? 201 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,588 What was it? Are you ok? 202 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,799 - Nothing. - What is it? 203 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,553 - Did you ever played soccer? - Soccer? 204 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,556 - Soccer? - Yeah, soccer. Ball. 205 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:58,684 What question is that? No, I never played soccer. 206 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,562 Good morning! 207 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,689 It's showtime. Excuse me. 208 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,568 Today, you'll experience 209 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,571 something unbelievable. 210 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,323 In the name of the Schwittzell Corporations, 211 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,452 I'd like to thank for the partnership and 212 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,580 the creativity of Betarello architecture. 213 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,334 It's officially open, 214 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:30,466 this luxury decorated. Let's sell! 215 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,967 Himalaia! 216 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,972 A hundred floors! Of course the largest building in Latin America 217 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:41,393 deserves a star on the same level. 218 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,065 Ladies and gentlemen, Neycharlison. 219 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,737 It's not just a picture. 220 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,533 Neycharlison! 221 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,539 Oh my! 222 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,756 Come Patricia. Patricia? 223 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,633 - No, Ulisses. - Come, Patricia. 224 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,432 Just do it, Patricia. 225 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,509 Something incredible just happened right here. 226 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,804 {\an8}During the launch event of the largest building in Latin America. 227 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:03,350 {\an8}The soccer star, Neycharlisson, played some ball with the guest. 228 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,855 {\an8}and just found out a hidden gem in soccer. 229 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,941 {\an8}One of the company's employees, Patricia. 230 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,444 {\an8}Is it true you've never played before, Patricia? 231 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,947 {\an8}It's true, Regina. I've never played before. 232 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,783 {\an8}Suddenly he threw the ball at me and I start playing. 233 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,411 {\an8}Who actually said that to me was my boss. Ulisses. 234 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,746 {\an8}He asked me, Patricia do you play soccer? 235 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:29,042 {\an8}And so I did. I don't know. What if Ulisses is some kind of psychic. 236 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,253 - Can I show you? - Sure. Sure 237 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,846 Hi, Mila. 238 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,807 Mr. Ulisses? Mr. Ulisses? 239 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,104 What? 240 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,565 What? 241 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,900 Medical Doctor. 242 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,743 Easy, easy. 243 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,621 Clown. 244 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,372 - What did you say? - No, no. 245 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,249 Clown. 246 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,836 No, no. 247 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,797 Easy. Here. Here. 248 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,059 Santa Claus. In the mall 249 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,103 - Santa Claus in the mall - Santa? 250 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,567 Santa Claus in a mall. That's it. 251 00:20:55,837 --> 00:21:00,342 - Ulisses! Everyone's talking about you. - Mrs. Schwitzzell. 252 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,802 - About what? - Talking about 253 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,888 how did you knew about the girl. 254 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,182 - Oh, that! - That's a gift. 255 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,020 Maybe it's your vocation. 256 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,909 - Ulisses? - Hey, Mom. 257 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,328 Ulisses, what was that nonsense back there? 258 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,791 My son. Ulisses, my son! I demand an explanation. 259 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:33,959 Mom, mom! 260 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,045 - I want to - quit? 261 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,423 - Dad. - Maria, Maria? 262 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,258 I'm really worried about you, 263 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,801 and there's no irony on this. 264 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,386 Get up. Get up. 265 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,888 Stand right in from of me. 266 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,850 Ok, dad. 267 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,729 Do you believe your father? 268 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,064 I do, dad. 269 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,861 Come here, dear. Come. 270 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,336 - What? Will she die? - Am I dying? 271 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,837 - She's dying? - No one is dying. 272 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,593 She's a singer. 273 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,220 - Oh, dad. Please. - A guitar! 274 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,223 A guitar. Guitar. Take this guitar. 275 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,267 It was kept here. Dear. 276 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,936 I just saw you singing. Forget architecture. 277 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,147 Forget Betarello. Forget grandma. 278 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,568 You were singing. She was singing. She's a singer. 279 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,945 - Alright, singer. Ulisses? - What? 280 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,864 Easy. You just got robbed. 281 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,283 - So what? - It's too much for you. 282 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,119 You are in shock. You must rest. 283 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,455 Hand me the guitar. Here. 284 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,664 You must sing, dear. 285 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,209 - She will, ok? - Forget architecture. 286 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,961 Listen. Let's take a nap? Get some rest? 287 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,089 Ok? 288 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:15,143 Meet the creator of vocational regression who guarantees. I will find your vocation. 289 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,190 I just told the story. Impartial. Say that's not a nice story. 290 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:23,068 No. I'll say you are fired, Serginho. 291 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,862 What do you mean? I'm fired? 292 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:30,158 If I didn't dropped the story. But behind my back? Are you kidding me? 293 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,620 You saw the numbers on our page. I'm right. I can prove it. 294 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:37,332 We aren't here to turn an idiot into a celebrity. This isn't journalism. 295 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:41,044 What if someone consults this swindler. 296 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:45,549 Next, Flavia Alessandra and Otaviano Costa in our segment: 297 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,385 "Help me! My husband doesn't touch me anymore." 298 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:49,803 You can't miss it! 299 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,682 Yes? 300 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,852 Hello, Mr. Ulisses. We are friends with Patricia. 301 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,645 Are you attending today? 302 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,940 Attending? 303 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,484 I'm sorry to pop at your house like this. 304 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:07,279 But it's just one session. It will be quick. 305 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:14,703 - Come. - Let's go. 306 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,167 Ok I guess we are all ready. 307 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,919 Are you ok back there? Really? 308 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,838 - Good morning. - Good morning, my love! 309 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,216 - Hi, Mrs. Ulisses. - Fernanda! 310 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,469 - Fernandinha - This is Joaquim. 311 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,013 How are you Joaquim? What's happening? 312 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:37,267 - Cool - Please sit. 313 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,351 Ok. Let's go. 314 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:41,897 Give me a hug. 315 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,649 I didn't know I had to hold you. Do I have to? 316 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:45,734 We better not. So. 317 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:50,322 How long will you take, do you know? 318 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,240 Maybe ten-- 319 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,242 - Told you. Ten minutes. - No, seconds. 320 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,580 - Wait a second. - I touch it. I see it. Done. 321 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,290 Only ten seconds? 322 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,044 No. There’s a ritual. 323 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,421 Do you believe in me? 324 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,969 I believe in you, Psychic Ulisses. 325 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,431 Good. Joaquim. 326 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,809 - Are you ready? - I am. 327 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:20,894 Show me your hands. 328 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:27,984 Oh Rose. 329 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,529 Who tricks me with your scent. 330 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,240 Who hurt me with your thorns. 331 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,707 Joaquim, you are an actor. 332 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:44,876 An actor? 333 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,046 Me? An actor? 334 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:52,217 I am an actor. 335 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,512 - I'm a-- - No, no. Don't. 336 00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:57,556 Don't cry. Easy. 337 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:58,974 - I'm an actor. - You are an actor. 338 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,226 - That’s it! - Rise and shine! 339 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,436 - Thank you. - Bravo! 340 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,146 What is that? 341 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,858 Next. Come Arthur. Come! 342 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,117 You are a drive cars. Racing cars. 343 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,707 - Musician. - I never touched a guitar in my life. 344 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:26,793 Grab that guitar over there. Go. Get it. 345 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,672 - Go play. - Thank you Mr. Ulisses. 346 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,803 - Waitress. - Wait-- 347 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,432 - Would you like a juice? - I do. 348 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,891 - Ice? - Please. 349 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,773 - Ballerina. - Look at this, guys! 350 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,775 Did you know my father is on the internet? 351 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:52,694 What's this, mom? 352 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,238 - Who are all these people? - Dance, ballerina! 353 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,741 - What's all these? - This is the temple of Ulisses. 354 00:26:57,824 --> 00:27:00,160 I can't explain. I don't even know how to dress. 355 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:03,246 - What are they doing here? - I don't know, Maria. Let's go, ok? 356 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,331 A chef. 357 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,249 - And you are? - Pitoco. 358 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,210 You are, bodyguard. 359 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,713 - A bodyguard? - You are a bodyguard. 360 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:16,217 Hello, everyone. I want you to listen to me. Everyone will be attended. 361 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:19,095 There's no priority. Just a single line. 362 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,388 You are a writer. 363 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,141 Very nice! 364 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,686 - Do you want it? - No. Thank you. 365 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,146 Please let go of my jar, ok? 366 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,106 Helicopter pilot. 367 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,232 Heir. 368 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,318 - Excuse me. - What? 369 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,945 Suit yourself on my kitchen. It's yours. 370 00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:38,365 - You are a painter. - Mom, I must get going. 371 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,868 Go, dear. And don't come back. It's best for you. 372 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,453 I noticed. 373 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,579 Maestro! 374 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,377 Look at this. I'm shaking. 375 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,546 You are 376 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,800 pure magic, Pequena Lo. 377 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:02,013 - She's magic, everyone. - Thank you! Thank you. 378 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,516 Guys, I'm leaving Psychic Ulisse's place. 379 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,351 I saw him seeing the vocation on the spot. 380 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:07,727 You all follow him! 381 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,354 - Tag me! - Got it! 382 00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:11,690 Architect 383 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,983 Ulisses Psychic Book your appointment 384 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,697 - Sweet Jesus. - Honey, I'll clean up tomorrow, ok? 385 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,741 Tomorrow I’ll find someone whose vocation is cleaning. 386 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:25,954 You better find someone to be your lawyer. 387 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:30,083 Because if you don't wake up as an architect, we'll have a serious problem. 388 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,668 I love you too. 389 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:39,801 Here's the reception. 390 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,803 What a mess. 391 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,098 Here, Patricia. 392 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:50,937 - Hi! - Ulisses, you see the hotels I sent you? 393 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,691 I'm sorry, honey. I must take this. I need a truck! 394 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,568 What are you doing here? 395 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,987 Why didn't you go play soccer? It's your talent. 396 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:02,365 I'm happy here. I like working with you. I trust you. 397 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,453 - I don't look good on sports boots. - Are we a team? 398 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,537 We are a team! 399 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,747 Hit it. No touching. 400 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,374 Here. We'll have a sofa right here. 401 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,836 No. This way. There. 402 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,379 Hello, my sweeties. 403 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,630 Ulisses I made reservations. 404 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,215 - Great! - For one! 405 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,300 Wonderful! 406 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:24,679 Now. 407 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,098 Let's get to work. 408 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,560 Ulisses is here. Be calm, everyone. 409 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:34,314 Don't touch him. Everyone will get their turn. 410 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,114 Surgeon. 411 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,787 Swimmer. Next, Patricia! 412 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,759 Ritual. It's fundamental. I discovered it recently 413 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,968 There must be a ritual. 414 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:07,972 Your name is Sergio Souto. 415 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,265 - Are you ok? - I am. 416 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,685 - Any questions? - No. 417 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:14,854 So, just a career check? 418 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,648 - Exactly. - Shall we? 419 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,487 Sergio Souto. 420 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,283 Who do you want to be 421 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,661 when you grow old? 422 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:43,675 - Journalist. - Yes. 423 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,679 - You are a journalist. - I am. 424 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,390 - Congratulations. - For what? 425 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,225 - You are a journalist. - I know. 426 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,476 - I saw it. - Where? 427 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:54,978 On my vision. 428 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,355 But I'm already a journalist. 429 00:30:57,939 --> 00:31:00,900 You are already a journalist and I got it right. Journalist. 430 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,360 I sent you my name 431 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,237 and your secretary researched online. 432 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,448 Patricia don't tell me anything. I found out. 433 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,243 You are a journalist. That's what you paid for. 434 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,912 You saw what? Quite a show you did here. 435 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,456 - Very good. - It's not a show. It's a ritual. 436 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,708 - It's a scheme. - What? 437 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:20,336 Just a scheme. You are tricking me. I paid. Spent my money and time here. 438 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,505 I'm sorry. I want my money back. 439 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,631 You are being offensive. 440 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,467 - I'm not. - I was doing my job, which you paid for. 441 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,677 - No! - I'll take my money back. 442 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,512 Are you crazy? That's my wallet. 443 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,139 - I want my wallet. - I want my money. 444 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,433 - My wallet. Where are you going? - I just want my money. 445 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:34,976 - It was my money. - Pitoco! 446 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,477 - Who's Pitoco? - My bodyguard! 447 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,564 Where are you going? Pitoco! 448 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,399 Get back here. It's not a scheme! 449 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,526 You need to be in peace and to truly-- 450 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,986 Don't! Pitoco! 451 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,822 - My wallet. Give me back my wallet. - No! I want my money! 452 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,116 - My wallet. Give back my wallet. - Pitoco! 453 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:52,076 - Give my wallet back! - Pitoco! 454 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,454 Drop it! Let me go! 455 00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:56,998 Pitoco! Pitoco! 456 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:59,459 For Christ' sake, Pitoco! 457 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:02,629 - Get him, Pitoco! - My ass! 458 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:06,591 - Get my wallet. - You get back here! 459 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:10,553 - My wallet. Take him out. - Boss! 460 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:12,805 - Boss! - What? 461 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:17,685 MMA fighter. 462 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,648 So, next? 463 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,909 So, boss. Done for the day? 464 00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:34,702 Let's go? 465 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,871 Are you ready for the road? 466 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:39,707 What's wrong? 467 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,129 It's so sad when they don't believe us. 468 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:48,216 - Ulisses, it was just this one guy. - No, I mean. Maria. 469 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,009 - Maria? - It's Maria. My daughter. 470 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:53,137 She doesn't believe nothing I say. Nothing. 471 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,222 But-- 472 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,475 - But you clearly saw her as a singer. - I did. 473 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,645 Patricia. Come here. 474 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,650 Would you do anything to see 475 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:07,860 your daughter happy? 476 00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:11,572 Ulisses, who wouldn't? 477 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,286 Who wouldn't? 478 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,461 - So? - Worst part was she blaming Sagittarius. 479 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,131 - She's teaches physics and-- - Good evening, Ulisses. 480 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,632 - Good evening. - Are you ready to order? 481 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:32,760 Not yet. We are still chatting. Thanks. 482 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:34,595 You're welcome, 483 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,682 This a new restaurant and she already knows you? 484 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,601 - What? She said my name? - She did. 485 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,147 Didn’t notice. It's the fame, dear. Fame. 486 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,734 Hey, sound. Testing. 487 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,903 Hello everyone, my name is Marcão. 488 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:55,575 Unfortunately there's no show tonight. 489 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:57,452 Our singer was feeling sick. 490 00:33:57,910 --> 00:34:01,164 So my apologies for everyone here. 491 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:03,166 Hey, wait. You are kidding, right? 492 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,669 We are all here for the show, ain't that right? 493 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:09,255 We have food home. We want art. 494 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,884 It makes no sense. Who comes to a restaurant for the music? 495 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:14,594 You just never know. 496 00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:19,766 We want music. We want music. 497 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,142 I'm sorry, folks. 498 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:24,187 But it's impossible to find a singer now, 499 00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:26,814 to entertain you on such a beautiful evening. 500 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:30,359 No, wait. You, kid. Do you sing? 501 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,613 - She does. She does. - You said she sings. 502 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,031 She can sing, guys. 503 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,326 What's your name? 504 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,078 - Maria. - Maria! 505 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:41,162 Sing for us! 506 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:44,082 Maria! Maria! 507 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,501 Maria! Maria! 508 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,336 Maria! Maria! 509 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:49,754 Bravo! Bravo! 510 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:53,925 Gloria Groove. A Queda. 511 00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:55,051 Sure. Let's go. 512 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,601 Respectful audience 513 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:05,394 Such a crazy show 514 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:07,939 It's about to happen here tonight 515 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:10,691 And we will set a circus 516 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,568 Drama with some danger 517 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:16,322 And I'm the one to walk on this tightrope 518 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:20,451 So come watch me make my mistakes 519 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:24,122 So come see all the friends I'm about to loose 520 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,957 I don't charge for tickets 521 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,792 Come watch for free 522 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:31,838 Tonight my fall has open-bar 523 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:35,341 Na-na, na-na-na-na... 524 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:40,721 Ladies and gentlemen. You are witnessing the born of a star. 525 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:46,144 Show your love for Maria Betarello! 526 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:49,230 - Oh no. - Do you know my father? 527 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:53,568 What? No. I don’t know him. And don't want to. 528 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,111 Then how do you know my name? 529 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:58,030 - Let me see your notes - No, that's personal! 530 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,161 Here's all my favorite songs. 531 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:06,455 What a coincidence. They're my favorites as well. 532 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:10,793 - Let's get going, shall we? - So you are a fan of Luisa Sonza? 533 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:14,755 Of course I am. Every since she was a little girl. 534 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,007 Sing one of her songs. 535 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,801 - Just pick one. - Cachorrinhas. 536 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:19,886 Cachorrinhas? 537 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:26,809 Little doggy acting so naughty peeing on the post, I love you the most. 538 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,229 Dad, I can't believe you did all this with all those extras. 539 00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:33,024 No, just a moment. There are no extras here, ok? 540 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:34,442 We have lines. 541 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,069 I'm sorry. I'm sorry my love. 542 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:40,156 - I just want to give you a helping hand. - Dad! 543 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,034 You lied to me. 544 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,458 Ulisses, I'm sorry. Marcão has ruined my act. 545 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,418 I didn't ruin it. I got excited. 546 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,596 Maria, what happened? Your dad called asking for you. Now you're alone? 547 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,556 What did he do this time? 548 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:07,600 Well, mom. 549 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,436 - Can I have a hug? - Of course! 550 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:44,387 Hey! Fernanda! 551 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,972 It's over, Ulisses! 552 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:47,598 Don't you get it? It's over! 553 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,685 - Are you throwing me away? - Aren't you a psychic? 554 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:52,353 Couldn't foresee this? 555 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:55,106 I’m sorry if I'm trying to save the future of our daughter 556 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:57,984 What future if you don't let her do her own choices? 557 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,777 Oh, God! Do you know what's even crazier? 558 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,989 Millions and millions of Brazilians trust me. 559 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,658 Who doesn't? My family. Right? 560 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:09,787 How sad. You should sell that self-esteem on pills at the drugstore! 561 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:12,081 Because the people needs self-esteem 562 00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:14,834 Take those millions of people and see if at least one of them 563 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,627 have a little room for you. 564 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:20,715 Yeah right. I'll get-- No, no. Honey, wait! 565 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:57,501 Oh, God. Honey... 566 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,855 So, besides want to make you a singer. 567 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:20,441 He wants you to start by performing in a restaurant? 568 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:22,735 - Yeah - Is he your father or your enemy? 569 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,197 So good you have your mind on the right place, dear. 570 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,491 Because singing, is just a hobby. 571 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:29,742 Not a work. 572 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:33,329 I'm so happy to look at you and see a future architect. 573 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,998 But my mom threw him out, grandma. 574 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,042 What did you expect? Cuddling? 575 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,126 No, grandma. 576 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,336 Well, dear. 577 00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:44,340 Your dad's position is open. Someone must fill in. 578 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:45,883 I want to teach, grandma. 579 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,762 I like doing research, you know? 580 00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:53,182 You don't think I'll be working with you, right? 581 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,476 Of course not, dear. 582 00:39:56,227 --> 00:40:00,147 What is it? Do you think I'm changing the door with your dad's name for yours? 583 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:04,944 Grandma. I know what I want. 584 00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:08,114 Darling, no one knows what they want when they are 17. 585 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:12,159 Your father at your age, wanted to tattoo Bob Marley on his ass. 586 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,497 You don't have to worry about that, grandma. 587 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:22,086 The good thing about hitting rock bottom it's that, cannot get worse. 588 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:25,089 But I have a surprise for you! 589 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,925 Come here, Maria Betarello! 590 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,553 Daughter of Ulisses and Fernanda! 591 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:35,808 I must get going. Find your own peace. 592 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:38,644 No fighting in the office. Call me if you need anything. 593 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,361 Oh, dear. It's so wonderful! How could I explain you? 594 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,029 Internet plan. 595 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,991 You know when you are using your internet plan? 596 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:54,910 Downloading and uploading. Non-stop. 597 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:58,122 And when you blow your internet plan you realize, 598 00:40:58,622 --> 00:40:59,665 it's a Wi-Fi zone. 599 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,669 That's right! I'm living on Wi-Fi. I'm so happy! 600 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,755 - I'm so excited! - I know, dad. 601 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,718 I just don't think it's fair you run over people like this, 602 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,554 just because you're trying to get back a time you think you lost. 603 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:15,473 I don't think I lost it honey. 604 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:19,226 I am absolutely sure I lost it. 605 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:23,939 And there's another thing you'll also loose if you don't do anything fast. 606 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,109 - What? - Mom. 607 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,112 She's going to Greece by herself, dad. 608 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,573 Did she said that? 609 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,248 - Do you trust me? - I do. 610 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,333 - Really? - Really. 611 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,210 - I love you so much, sweetie! - I love you too. 612 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:47,338 Let's get going. Let's solve this. Patricia! 613 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,215 - Listen! - I'm coming! 614 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,469 - What? - Here. 615 00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:54,929 I need your help. 616 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:57,848 Hi, mom. Don’t change the reservations. 617 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:02,311 I guess dad will give up on this psychic thing. 618 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:03,854 I want to show Fernanda 619 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:07,691 that she's married to the greatest psychic Brazil has ever seen 620 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,235 - Ok. - Yes! 621 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:10,569 Ok? 622 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:17,868 No, there's no time for pee, darling. Hold it. I'm holding since last Thursday. 623 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,457 Attention everyone! Keep your snacks. 624 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,417 We'll start in five, come on! 625 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,253 Come on everyone! 626 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,421 Go, go, go! 627 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,050 Patricia! 628 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,595 Psychic Ulisses? 629 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,556 - Psychic Ulisses? - Hi 630 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,140 It's Claudia. Claudia. 631 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:42,059 What? Right. Wait. 632 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:45,980 - Electrician - Electrician? 633 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,231 Exactly, electrician. 634 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:51,026 Do you know how many rent's I have due? Do you? 635 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,237 Do you remember my husband Osvaldo? 636 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,697 - What you said? - Osvaldo? 637 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:57,783 Don’t you remember him? I'll show you! 638 00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:00,953 - Remember now? - The waiter. 639 00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:04,331 Exactly the waiter. Who was doing great. And what did you told him? 640 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,250 - Become Santa Claus in a mall. - The Santa! 641 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,460 But Christmas is once a year! 642 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:11,964 But he'll be happy. And your family will be happy. 643 00:43:12,047 --> 00:43:14,258 My family will be happy when I pay all my debts! 644 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,845 Who do you think you are to mess with my family? God? 645 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:22,266 I'll never be God, because I know him and therefore I can say 646 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,143 God doesn't know our vocation. 647 00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:27,730 You should be more responsible with the thing you say, you know? 648 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:30,733 - You can't say whatever you want - Claudia! Give me a break, ok? 649 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:33,611 What did we just talked about? Go to your place, ok? 650 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,154 You said you would help this time. 651 00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:36,655 - Thank you. - Your place. 652 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:39,241 - Go to your place. - I'm going. 653 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:42,077 Attention camera A. Camera B. We are live. 654 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:46,707 Our show today will talk about something important for all of us. 655 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:49,418 And I don't mean other people's life. 656 00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,338 I'm talking about clairvoyance! 657 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:53,422 Wow! 658 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:58,260 Ladies and gentlemen, We'll have a vocational psychic. 659 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,096 Welcome, Ulisses Betarello. 660 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,973 - Make some noise! - What is that, mom? 661 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:25,371 You can sit, please. 662 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,998 Closer to me. get closer. 663 00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:30,167 Very nice, Ulisses. 664 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,920 Can you imagine that one person, 665 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:35,839 so annoying, touching you all the time, 666 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,675 became a psychic. 667 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,261 But that touch instead of annoying, gave you a vision. 668 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,806 It shows you your real vocation. 669 00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,975 Isn't it a recipe for happiness? 670 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,771 Touch me! Touch me. 671 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:53,357 Calm down all of you! The man is married. 672 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,236 Would you like to show everyone 673 00:44:57,319 --> 00:45:00,114 live and living colors, your special powers 674 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,616 and find out the vocation of people? 675 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,160 and this beautiful and amazing audience. 676 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:10,499 We have here today a very special guest, known by everyone. 677 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:14,753 And she's very talented. Her talent is undeniable. 678 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:18,173 But recently she has found her real vocation. 679 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:20,050 And didn't tell anyone. 680 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:25,597 Will our beloved vocational Psychic Ulisses find out this person's vocation? 681 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,183 - Can I call her? - Sure. Sure. 682 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:32,271 Please come, my gorgeous queen, Xuxa Meneghel! 683 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:33,355 I'm packing! 684 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:41,780 So wonderful. It's Xuxa! 685 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,157 Stand up for Xuxa! 686 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,368 Xuxa, my dear. Welcome! 687 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:50,289 I'm so happy to have you here on my show! Thank you! 688 00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:51,665 I can't touch, because of the-- 689 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,417 - I’m sorry. - He'll do it later. 690 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,587 - Xuxa, it's a wonder to have you here. - Hello, everyone! 691 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:00,883 Xuxa we are all very excited 692 00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:04,762 with this revelation, you just found your real vocation. 693 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,597 And our vocational psychic 694 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,850 says that he can find out with a touch. 695 00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:11,852 Do you agree to join us? 696 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,979 - Sure, it's a pleasure. - Ulisses, let's go. 697 00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:16,565 And, drum roll! 698 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,527 - Xuxa? Excuse me. - Alright. 699 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:27,075 Xuxa Meneghel, who do you want to be... 700 00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:29,161 when you grow up? 701 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,956 - You´ve grown up... - Hebe, right? 702 00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,046 Are you ok? 703 00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:41,465 Let me try again. Just to be sure. 704 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:02,820 What happened? 705 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:11,578 Environmentalist. 706 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:17,251 Environmentalist? Has our psychic gotten it right? 707 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,335 Environmentalist? 708 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:22,548 Drum roll, everyone! Time for the truth. Come on! 709 00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:30,597 Xuxa, my dear. Could you tell us what is your real vocation? 710 00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:33,183 So, Ligia. 711 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:36,937 It is environmentalist. 712 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:40,148 I didn't expected that one! 713 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:45,279 I could never guess! 714 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:50,075 And you, back home, don't leave us because we have a lot going on. 715 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:53,829 Flavia Alessandra and Otaviano Costa are back with our segment 716 00:47:53,912 --> 00:47:56,623 Help me! My husband doesn't touch me anymore. 717 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,042 - We are changing and... - Hi! 718 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:03,046 - I was watching you and-- - Flavia Alessandra! 719 00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:05,674 I always wanted to know my vocation. 720 00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:09,553 - So, if you want to touch me-- - I'm sorry? 721 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:12,764 You can touch me. Please. 722 00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:15,309 I'm sure my husband won't mind. 723 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:19,605 Patricia? 724 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:23,275 Just like my husband. 725 00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:28,488 Unfortunately we are booked for the entire week. 726 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,365 But we'll keep in touch. I'll email you. 727 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:33,869 Ulisses you won't believe. 728 00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:36,955 What is it? What happened, Ulisses? Are you ok? Ulisses? 729 00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:39,583 - There's something wrong. - There is? 730 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,960 Just forget it. You are a success! 731 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,921 You don't understand! Everyone's calling! 732 00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:47,049 They all want to schedule an appointment with the greatest psychic! You! 733 00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:49,217 I wish my Tinder was like this. 734 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,055 Hey! Hey! Wait! 735 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:56,183 Don't touch the car! Come with me, now! 736 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:57,351 It's crowded! Come! 737 00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,562 What is it, Boss? Are you scared? 738 00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:03,649 I'm your bodyguard! Hey you! 739 00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:05,734 Lose your seat belt and come with me. 740 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,862 We are coming through, 741 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,114 If you touch him, you won't be attended. 742 00:49:11,573 --> 00:49:13,158 I mean it. Let's go! 743 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,494 Hi! 744 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:20,332 - Hi! - Hi! Hi. 745 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,209 I'm sorry. 746 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,461 - You can touch. - What? 747 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:25,963 - You can touch. - No, no. 748 00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:27,965 Not yet. Each person has... 749 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:32,803 their own time. I must feel your energy, you know? 750 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:36,098 Your aura. And maybe we might not make it on the first session. 751 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,058 You may need to come back. 752 00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,978 My cousin said you did this with your hand. 753 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,562 Ant said the profession immediately. 754 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,564 - What do you do, Clebão? - I drive trucks. 755 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,567 Drive trucks. Truck driver. Trucker. I'm sorry. 756 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,948 - You can touch me. - Not yet. 757 00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:54,366 I can't touch you yet. 758 00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:58,328 There’s a protocol. A ritual. I must see your aura. 759 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,080 You are tricking me aren't you? 760 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:04,001 - Specially people at a certain age. - What? 761 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:08,005 No You are not old. At a middle age, you know? 762 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,589 Everything you do 763 00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:12,592 You'll try better than last time 764 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:15,887 May wherever the destiny could be 765 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,849 You'll try my luck and be happy 766 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,059 Be happy, my man! 767 00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:23,979 Cristal Moon, my man? 768 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,483 Vacation. I'm on vacation. 769 00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:30,861 What do you mean vacation? 770 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:34,573 I'm Sergio. And this lie must come to an end. 771 00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:39,786 We cannot allow this liar to go any further. 772 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:44,374 While people cheer and take pictures. 773 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,881 Told you. 774 00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:57,304 Don’t even bother. No one lives there anymore for while. 775 00:50:57,387 --> 00:51:00,849 Wasn't there a coach upstairs? 776 00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:02,476 That's why I decided to investigate. 777 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:07,147 And I have the evidence. That will make you stop worship this so-called God. 778 00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:09,858 I'll expose this liar. 779 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:13,945 But first. Subscribe to our channel so we can keep making more videos. 780 00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:18,408 The person who used to be here, did she left any contact? Do you know anything? 781 00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:21,578 - Wait a minute. I know you. - What? 782 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:24,372 Aren't you that psychic from TV? 783 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:26,583 No, you are making a mistake. 784 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,878 - Isn't he the guy from TV? - No, that's someone else. 785 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,965 Tadeu, look who's here. 786 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,802 - It's not me. It's not. - No, it is you. 787 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:39,554 - Get my profession. - Here? 788 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,223 - Yeah here. - In the street? 789 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:42,682 Here's the picture. 790 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:48,355 The picture of the exact moment the show help him "guess" 791 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:51,358 the vocation of Maria da Graça Meneghel. 792 00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:53,068 A.K.A. Xuxa! 793 00:51:53,151 --> 00:51:55,946 - Do you smell that? I sense a smell. - Smell? What smell? 794 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:57,531 The smell of a scam! 795 00:51:57,989 --> 00:52:01,326 You are a scammer! That's what you are. 796 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,328 I can feel it. 797 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:08,083 Excuse me, I must go. Good evening for everyone. 798 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,335 ATTENTION: Tomorrow at 08, everyone in front of his clinic 799 00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:11,837 I don't know how you believed this guy 800 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,630 Ulisses is a scammer! Give my money back! 801 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,675 We'll put an end. To the psychic. 802 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,719 Just you look at this. 803 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:22,848 He's a scammer. You are done! 804 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:30,147 Boss, don't even think about coming over. 805 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,481 It's the end! 806 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,942 We must find a place for you to hide. 807 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:37,362 I know! I'll get you in a hotel far away. 808 00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:38,738 And register you with a fake name. 809 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:41,032 Just like those Hollywood celebrities. 810 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,576 That's so cool! 811 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,078 Sorry. Got carried away. 812 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:55,547 Sorry! 813 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:11,354 Come live in heaven. 814 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,783 Hey! Is someone there? 815 00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:28,955 Someone there? 816 00:54:01,696 --> 00:54:05,742 Your call's been redirected to a lawyer and is subject to divorce after the tone. 817 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,327 Dear-- 818 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:57,836 The neighborhood here is great. You'll love it. 819 00:54:57,919 --> 00:55:02,465 And this apartment right here it's a hidden gem. 820 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:05,969 - Don't go! No! - What? 821 00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:12,058 Scenographic outlet 822 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,772 Ulisess is dishonest. 823 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,607 Give me back my money! 824 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:23,320 Ulisses is dishonest. Give me back my money! 825 00:55:23,403 --> 00:55:26,990 Ulisses is dishonest. Give me back my money! 826 00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:30,452 Ulisses is dishonest. Give me back my money! 827 00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:31,995 Ulisses is dishonest. 828 00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,079 It's him! 829 00:55:33,913 --> 00:55:36,374 No! No! 830 00:55:39,794 --> 00:55:40,795 Easy! 831 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,602 Move! Move! Move! 832 00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:01,024 It's Monday so let's get to work, Bernardo! 833 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:02,192 That's it! 834 00:56:02,275 --> 00:56:05,153 Morning news is back. What's going on? 835 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:09,783 The headline of the moment is the canceled psychic. Ulisses Betarello. 836 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:11,951 Influencer Serginho Souto posted a picture 837 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:14,120 from the back stage of Ligia' show. 838 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,581 Looks like they were holding a poster or something. 839 00:56:17,123 --> 00:56:19,209 But it looks like it´s fake news. 840 00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:21,127 That's really suspicious, right? 841 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:25,048 Everyone can alter a picture these days. Just for the comments. 842 00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,887 Nine-zero-one. Nine-zero-one. 843 00:56:32,013 --> 00:56:33,056 What am I gonna do? 844 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,395 - Yes? - Serginho Souto? 845 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:42,315 I have information about the Psychic Ulisses. Could you come down? 846 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,169 - Yes? - I have an emergency with your neighbor. 847 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:06,881 Hey. Did you buzzed me? 848 00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:09,384 What do you want with my balcony? 849 00:57:09,467 --> 00:57:11,052 I want to find a solution. 850 00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:13,721 There’s seems to be a blender malfunctioning. 851 00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:15,473 The building may burn and you could die! 852 00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:18,560 - I could die? Oh no! - Yes. 853 00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:20,854 Such irresponsibility! 854 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:24,149 Oh dear Lord. 855 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:27,444 Irresponsible and dishonest. 856 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,238 Could you knock on his door see if he opens. 857 00:57:30,321 --> 00:57:32,866 While I try from over here? 858 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:35,118 Sure! Just a minute! 859 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,662 - Of course! - I'll be right back. 860 00:57:39,539 --> 00:57:40,582 Oh God! 861 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:49,424 Sir, wait! 862 00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:52,886 Besides irresponsible and dishonest, he's predictable. 863 00:57:54,345 --> 00:57:56,473 His keys were under the mat. 864 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,103 What a joke! 865 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,566 Is everything ok? 866 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:09,527 Go back inside! It may blow up! 867 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:10,987 My god! 868 00:58:26,961 --> 00:58:27,962 Here. 869 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,845 Mr. Sergio! I see you are nervous. 870 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:37,972 I'm really sorry. I don't mean to bother! 871 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:41,851 But that problem at the garage is related to the electrical panel. 872 00:58:49,442 --> 00:58:51,861 We have people working on it. 873 00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:54,197 - We are taking good care of it. - Alright. 874 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,949 We also recycle everyday. 875 00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:58,201 And you can count on us on everything you need. 876 00:58:58,284 --> 00:59:00,078 I have something in the oven. 877 00:59:00,161 --> 00:59:02,163 Just call if you need anything. 878 00:59:07,835 --> 00:59:08,878 Oh God! 879 00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:15,677 This is hideous. 880 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:29,816 Way better. 881 00:59:30,483 --> 00:59:31,484 Ninety Eight... 882 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:45,290 Uh? But... 883 00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:51,879 Yes! Yes! 884 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:04,183 THE TRUTH ABOUT PSYCHIC ULISSES` PHOTO 885 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:07,604 First of all, 886 01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:11,190 I'd like to thank Sergio. He's very sorry about it. 887 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:14,444 He asked me to make this video for his channel. 888 01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:19,407 So, I'm here to explain you what happened at that day. 889 01:00:19,490 --> 01:00:21,701 You can't believe everything you see on the internet. 890 01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:24,245 This photo is so faked. 891 01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:27,248 I'll show you the original one, so you'll understand 892 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:29,500 what really happened. 893 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:35,548 It's just a P.A. celebrating my revelation of Xuxa's vocation. 894 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,508 Her vocation. Just that. 895 01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:39,469 So, don't you believe everything you see, ok? 896 01:00:40,678 --> 01:00:43,890 A big kiss from Psychic Ulisses for all of you. 897 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,978 Congratulations. The video was shared 1.3k times. 898 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:45,952 Hey, Pal! 899 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,413 I can't leave for a hotel now. I'm sorry. 900 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,791 - Let me get settle first, ok? - Dad! 901 01:01:56,838 --> 01:02:00,258 I though it was an annoying real state. It's you, my love! 902 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:04,262 - Are you ok? - I'm great! I'm great! 903 01:02:04,345 --> 01:02:05,680 Can you see this? 904 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:08,766 From Sergio's channel. 905 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:13,146 {\an8}There are many lies, right Mrs. Betarello. Can you talk about this? 906 01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:15,565 {\an8}Alright, darling. 907 01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:19,110 {\an8}Could you believe he hired extras... 908 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,155 {\an8}to trick his own daughter? 909 01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:25,742 So he's not a real psychic? 910 01:02:26,367 --> 01:02:28,578 {\an8}No, he's not a psychic. Never was. 911 01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:30,496 He's confused. 912 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:33,541 You know how it is. When boys get to that point 913 01:02:33,624 --> 01:02:35,752 when they question their life choices. 914 01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:37,920 So everyone knows about it? 915 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,130 Yeah. Everyone. 916 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,841 - Including the club? - Yes. 917 01:02:42,633 --> 01:02:44,135 - Is it me on that meme? - It is 918 01:02:44,218 --> 01:02:46,179 - It is me. - It's not even funny. 919 01:02:51,642 --> 01:02:53,227 Get down. Now. 920 01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:55,563 Go. Go. 921 01:02:59,817 --> 01:03:02,487 We are clear. Clear. 922 01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:08,242 I'm so embarrassed. I shouldn’t bring you and your mom into this. 923 01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,244 You two are the most important things in my life. 924 01:03:10,828 --> 01:03:12,246 I'm sorry sweetie. I’m so sorry. 925 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:14,707 - I'm here to help. - If I need any help, 926 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,417 I'll ask you, ok? 927 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:20,505 - Get down! It's him! - Dad! 928 01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:24,634 - Again? - I'm so, so sorry dear. 929 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,833 - Over here! Come on - Ulisses! 930 01:03:56,916 --> 01:04:00,044 I hope your powers are back. 931 01:04:00,127 --> 01:04:03,005 otherwise these people will tear us piece by piece. 932 01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,590 We need Pitoco back from his vacation. 933 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:07,552 Ulisses, Pitoco quit. 934 01:04:08,052 --> 01:04:09,971 He said he wants to break you in halves. 935 01:04:11,472 --> 01:04:13,140 - Break? - Yeah. Break you. 936 01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,226 - What didn't you understand? - Alright, alright. 937 01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:17,645 - Exactly. Break you. - Oh, Pitoco! 938 01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:20,565 But hey! I trust you. I know you are telling the truth. 939 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,609 And you will prove it to everyone. The whole world. 940 01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:25,903 I'll stay by your side. I won't leave you. 941 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,488 We'll get over this. 942 01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:31,117 How am I suppose to do that? There's no way! 943 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:32,994 - Ulisses - What? 944 01:04:33,077 --> 01:04:35,288 I'll only say it once, so you better listen to me. 945 01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:39,333 Never in your life you doubt the power of a woman who cried over a bald man. 946 01:04:41,627 --> 01:04:43,880 I'll explain later. Now go! Go! 947 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:45,464 All right. 948 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:46,757 One minute! 949 01:04:47,383 --> 01:04:48,467 - Ligia? - What? 950 01:04:49,093 --> 01:04:50,344 Look who's calling 951 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:55,182 Oh my god! The ratings would hit the sky! 952 01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:58,269 Ligia, last time was to problematic. You want him again? 953 01:04:58,352 --> 01:05:01,314 No, it will be a success. People love to watch crazy people. 954 01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:04,859 Renatinha that's so nice. I'm so glad to hear this from you. 955 01:05:04,942 --> 01:05:06,986 We are happy with this opportunity. 956 01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:09,822 Just one thing. It has to be tomorrow. 957 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,866 Tomorrow is great! We are certainly-- 958 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:14,410 Oh, no! I'm crazy! 959 01:05:14,493 --> 01:05:17,538 I have his schedule here and we can't tomorrow. 960 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:19,790 Too bad. I have to go now, 961 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:22,710 Anita is on the line and I'll have her instead. 962 01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:25,713 We are good for tomorrow. Because you are our priority. 963 01:05:25,796 --> 01:05:28,257 We love you so much. We are big fans. 964 01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:32,762 {\an8}That's right, people. 965 01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:35,765 {\an8}The Psychic Ulisses is just like your ex. 966 01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:37,808 {\an8}Promises to be different this time. 967 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,185 {\an8}Will he really make it? 968 01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:42,104 {\an8}I'll wait for you tomorrow on Ligia Rapello's show. 969 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,935 Finally get some sleep. 970 01:06:25,022 --> 01:06:26,065 Thank god! 971 01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:28,192 Stand up, Ulisses. Stand up. 972 01:06:28,275 --> 01:06:30,778 Of course. I really need your help, Lord. 973 01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:31,946 My help. 974 01:06:32,571 --> 01:06:35,324 People need my help even for a hangover. 975 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,951 You know no boundaries. 976 01:06:37,034 --> 01:06:38,369 That's why the world is what it is. 977 01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:40,913 My situation is really hard! 978 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,289 Hard? Right. 979 01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:46,210 Have you ever had to take the 8 a.m. morning train? 980 01:06:47,211 --> 01:06:48,796 - No. - That's hard. 981 01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:54,051 Ulisses. Sometimes, the answer is right tin front of us. 982 01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,804 It's like a nail clipper. 983 01:06:57,972 --> 01:06:59,432 When you stop looking for it. 984 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:01,350 It shows up. 985 01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:03,394 Trust me. 986 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,441 Everything I want 987 01:07:11,193 --> 01:07:12,611 The man up above will give me 988 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:13,946 You better not try that again! 989 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,241 What were you thinking? You quit your job and now it's up to me? 990 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:18,951 Just what I needed. 991 01:07:20,494 --> 01:07:21,495 Did you see that? 992 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:24,165 You give the guy this power. 993 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:27,334 He goes back, makes all this mess. 994 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:28,711 And complaint to me. 995 01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:36,677 Interesting mind. 996 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:39,388 Where is it? Sergio Souto! 997 01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:44,226 Yes. 998 01:07:44,852 --> 01:07:46,854 TV Production. 999 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:49,732 Hello. 1000 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:52,985 - Hi, Ulisses, It's Renatinha. - Hi! How are you? 1001 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:57,490 Fine. Listen. Just to let you know I'm sending you a car, ok? 1002 01:07:58,741 --> 01:07:59,784 I'll take my own car. 1003 01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:03,496 Just remember to get here early, since the show is live. 1004 01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:04,580 Ok, thank you. 1005 01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:07,708 Patricia. Patricia. 1006 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,377 Patricia, I had the best idea ever. 1007 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:12,797 And I need you with me. 1008 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:16,008 Hello, my love. Are you ok? 1009 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:19,095 So, remember that yesterday dad said he didn't need your help? 1010 01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:21,806 But if I needed I’d call? So. 1011 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:25,017 Dad needs your help. 1012 01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:44,245 Get back here. I just want to tell you something! 1013 01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:47,540 I just want to talk to you. Please. 1014 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:50,793 The apartment is so much better now. We didn't sold any until yesterday. 1015 01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:53,671 - That's when we sold two. - I just slept there. 1016 01:08:53,754 --> 01:08:56,132 Get off my way. Please, move! 1017 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:58,342 The clients loved it. I can't thank you enough. 1018 01:08:58,425 --> 01:08:59,927 Actually I do. I really do! 1019 01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:01,595 Part of my commission is yours! 1020 01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:05,266 - What do I have to with it? - It's yours! 1021 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:08,394 No, no, no! I want to speak with you! 1022 01:09:16,944 --> 01:09:17,945 Hello. 1023 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:21,323 Delivery for Mrs. Sergio Souto. 1024 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:23,534 Coming down. 1025 01:09:24,034 --> 01:09:25,786 I didn't order anything. 1026 01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:30,541 - Hi. - I need your help. 1027 01:09:30,624 --> 01:09:32,459 Easy, easy. I'm sorry. 1028 01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:35,004 I need your help. May I come in. 1029 01:09:35,087 --> 01:09:36,422 - No. - Alright. 1030 01:09:39,466 --> 01:09:40,885 The power came from a tea. 1031 01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,679 The tea game me power and this coach gave me the tea. 1032 01:09:44,221 --> 01:09:46,765 The coach from your story. Coach Sarah. 1033 01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:49,268 The tea was from that weirdo? 1034 01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:51,478 I just want her address. At least that. 1035 01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:53,314 You had my mom talking about me on the internet. 1036 01:09:53,397 --> 01:09:55,232 I didn't had to insist. She wanted to. 1037 01:09:55,316 --> 01:10:00,321 It its all a scheme, and I'm just a scammer, why don't you help me? Huh? 1038 01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:02,114 Are you scared? 1039 01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:04,116 - No. Not at all - Why don't you help me? 1040 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,993 - I have to-- - I'm desperate. 1041 01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:09,413 I'm desperate Sergio! I need this tea. I must find this coach! 1042 01:10:09,496 --> 01:10:11,165 I'm desperate, Sergio! 1043 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:13,042 Desperate! 1044 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:34,772 - Yes? - It's Sergio. 1045 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,150 Hi, Sergio. I'll open for you. 1046 01:10:38,692 --> 01:10:40,778 Are you going to the 201? 1047 01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:44,198 - Apt. 201? Yes. - To the coach, right? 1048 01:10:44,281 --> 01:10:46,075 What a coincidence. I'm going there as well. 1049 01:10:46,575 --> 01:10:48,786 - Did it open? - Aren't you that famous youtuber? 1050 01:10:48,869 --> 01:10:50,454 With that video about the psychic? 1051 01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:52,539 Famous? 1052 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,375 - Sergio? - It's me. 1053 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:56,126 Could I take a picture? 1054 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:58,045 - I'm such a fan. - Sure! Sure! 1055 01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:00,047 The light is better over here. 1056 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:01,131 Sergio is it open? 1057 01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:05,386 - Cool, thank you. - Here. 1058 01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:07,429 - This angle is better. - The bottom? 1059 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:09,056 Sergio are you there? 1060 01:11:10,474 --> 01:11:11,475 Hello? 1061 01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:12,810 Thank you. 1062 01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:16,939 Man, did you know Ulisses has a Bob Marley tattoo on his ass? 1063 01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:19,233 - On his ass? - Yeah. 1064 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:21,360 Everything I do 1065 01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:23,320 I'll try better than last time 1066 01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:26,865 I'll try my luck and be happy 1067 01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:30,035 Everything I want 1068 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:32,246 The man up above will give me 1069 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:33,747 Give me all-- 1070 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:41,922 It's so nice to have you here, 1071 01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:43,382 my beloved! 1072 01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:45,592 I've been looking for you. 1073 01:11:47,052 --> 01:11:48,262 What a coincidence. 1074 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:52,599 - So was I. - Found me! 1075 01:11:54,518 --> 01:11:56,645 - How are you Vinicius? - Ulisses! 1076 01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:00,524 - Say it! - Ulisses. 1077 01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:05,362 Ulisses. Ulisses. I told you! 1078 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:07,698 That his name was Ulisses. 1079 01:12:07,781 --> 01:12:11,160 - What? Who? - I'm talking to Rodrigo. 1080 01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:13,579 - Who? - Rodrigo. And Mara. 1081 01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:17,082 - Go, Pastel de Vento! - What? My eyes! 1082 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,168 Sarah! 1083 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:23,339 Get back here. 1084 01:12:29,386 --> 01:12:31,847 Sarah! Get back here, I want to talk with you! 1085 01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,475 - Dad what is it? - I must get her! Sarah! 1086 01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:36,393 - Taxi! - Wait! 1087 01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:39,146 I must talk to you! I must talk to you! 1088 01:12:39,229 --> 01:12:40,522 Wait! No! 1089 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:41,940 No! No! 1090 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:46,862 Taxi! Taxi! Move aside! Stay! 1091 01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:50,074 Taxi? Taxi? 1092 01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:58,165 Mission accomplished, Boss! 1093 01:12:58,248 --> 01:13:00,209 Move! Go, go! 1094 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:02,878 Clebão. Follow that cab! 1095 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:06,382 I've always wanted to say that. It's like a movie! 1096 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:09,885 No, God! 1097 01:13:09,968 --> 01:13:12,596 Stop calling the man all the time. Let him do his work. 1098 01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:15,808 - Is your vocation really being a trucker? - No! 1099 01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:16,934 God! 1100 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:22,022 Go! Go! 1101 01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:29,571 Sarah! Sarah! 1102 01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:31,740 - Sarah! - Get her! 1103 01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:32,866 Get her! Sarah! 1104 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:35,285 Sarah wait! I want to talk with you. 1105 01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:36,912 Sarah. Sarah. 1106 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:41,458 - I just want to talk. Sarah? Sarah? - Hey! 1107 01:13:44,878 --> 01:13:47,923 Hello, Ulisses. It's me again. 1108 01:13:48,006 --> 01:13:49,133 Renatinha. 1109 01:13:50,717 --> 01:13:56,140 Are you coming? I can't talk to you, nor Patricia. The show is live, you know. 1110 01:13:57,099 --> 01:14:00,185 You go get her, Boss! Take her down! 1111 01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,854 Get her. 1112 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:03,730 Hi! 1113 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:12,156 - Museum is closed for visitor. - So nice. It's the Museu do Amanhã, right? 1114 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,950 Can't be just one person? A single one? 1115 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,372 - Where were you? - Eating. 1116 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:24,460 I'll cover the side door, and you enter in the back. Go, now! 1117 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:29,214 Not this again. Why always the back door? 1118 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:32,718 Hi, what is that? 1119 01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:35,053 That's the work of my life, man. 1120 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,890 Hi, Clebão. Talk! Where are you? 1121 01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:43,979 Hey, how's everything? 1122 01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:47,232 - Wait up! - Sarah will be mad at you. It's Clebão. 1123 01:14:47,941 --> 01:14:51,862 The architect. I'm here to talk to Sarah from the City Hall. I'm here for 1124 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,031 the museum renovation. 1125 01:14:54,114 --> 01:14:57,075 You only enter with a card. It's a special entrance. 1126 01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:00,537 Sarah! Come here! 1127 01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,789 Sarah! Sarah! 1128 01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:07,461 Sarah wait! For Christ's sake. 1129 01:15:07,794 --> 01:15:09,838 Stop. Be careful! 1130 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:11,673 Easy. Easy. 1131 01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:14,593 - I'll give it back. - Careful! 1132 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:16,303 I'll give back your car. 1133 01:15:16,386 --> 01:15:18,680 It just look nice on the outside. It really sucks inside. 1134 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:20,807 You can't even put a water bottle on the side. 1135 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:23,393 - And your blazer. I couldn't sell it. - I don't want any of that. 1136 01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:27,773 - I just want the tea. The tea. - What tea? 1137 01:15:28,857 --> 01:15:30,526 The tea with the power. 1138 01:15:31,109 --> 01:15:34,988 What are you talking about? There's no power in that tea. 1139 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:37,699 Liar! There is. I want the tea. 1140 01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:39,451 The tea. I want the tea. 1141 01:15:40,744 --> 01:15:44,790 Yes, of course. The with that grants powers. 1142 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:47,209 A tea that's not for everyone. 1143 01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:50,254 Only for those who are strong on their will. 1144 01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:54,883 Congratulations, Vinicius. You did it! You did it! 1145 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:58,262 No! No! 1146 01:16:00,597 --> 01:16:03,767 I found his vocation! He's a sailor! 1147 01:16:03,850 --> 01:16:05,769 The old man and the sea. 1148 01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:09,481 Patricia take her! Over there! 1149 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,276 You will! Do you have the tea? 1150 01:16:12,359 --> 01:16:15,779 Listen. You put her in a car and send her home. 1151 01:16:15,862 --> 01:16:18,156 Don't say anything. I'll send her some chocolates. 1152 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:20,867 Listen! Loose the hat, please. 1153 01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:22,786 Dressing room. Make up and we are good to go! 1154 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:26,790 - Hello? Hello? - I'm sorry! 1155 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:30,919 Don't touch me, ok? I love my job already. 1156 01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,922 What if you say I'm a mechanic? I'm done! 1157 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:38,385 It's ok. I don't have the powers now. I need the tea first. 1158 01:16:38,468 --> 01:16:39,469 Excuse me? 1159 01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:43,098 Is that the magical tea? 1160 01:16:43,181 --> 01:16:44,224 What are you doing here? 1161 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:47,102 I'm a guest. To comment. 1162 01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:50,022 I guess my dressing room is the large one over there. 1163 01:16:50,105 --> 01:16:51,106 So go. 1164 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:53,191 Alright, listen up! We are live in five! 1165 01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:56,028 Excuse me, darling, your dressing room is the tiny one down there, ok? 1166 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,821 Go! 1167 01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:01,950 Darling, help. We must fix Ligia's hair. 1168 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:03,035 Good luck! 1169 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:05,704 Do I... 1170 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:08,081 What do I do? 1171 01:17:14,379 --> 01:17:16,798 Schwizzell corp has a rise on their stocks 1172 01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:19,635 after the success on the sales on Himalaya Building. 1173 01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:22,179 According to their owner, Antonio Schwizzell, 1174 01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:24,431 and their leading real state, it all happened 1175 01:17:24,514 --> 01:17:26,475 after an important alteration on the design. 1176 01:17:27,934 --> 01:17:30,020 the design of the standard apartment. 1177 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,711 How wonderful. 1178 01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:38,714 Good morning. Good morning for you watching us. 1179 01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:41,383 Our show today is a must! 1180 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:44,261 Today our vocational psychic, 1181 01:18:44,344 --> 01:18:46,555 Ulisses Betarello, is back! 1182 01:18:46,638 --> 01:18:49,474 {\an8}And promises to prove he's not a scammer. 1183 01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:52,144 {\an8}But since we like a good debate, 1184 01:18:52,227 --> 01:18:55,939 Serginho Tube, a man for whom he has not much esteem, 1185 01:18:56,022 --> 01:19:00,152 {\an8}Is also here. We want to see what will happen. And that's not all. 1186 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:02,738 {\an8}If you believe your family to be dysfunctional, 1187 01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:06,324 {\an8}which fight every Christmas over the smallest details... 1188 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:09,119 {\an8}Wait until you see Ulisse's family. 1189 01:19:09,202 --> 01:19:11,913 More specifically his mother. 1190 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:15,792 Please join us, Mrs. Betarello! Please, welcome! 1191 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:19,671 So elegant! 1192 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:22,841 Welcome! 1193 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,344 Ulisses. Serginho. 1194 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:29,347 Ulisses, so you are really sure 1195 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:32,934 that you can guess anything 1196 01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:34,394 with a sip from a magical tea. 1197 01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,939 You can have extra sensory powers, is that it? 1198 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,650 - I just want to say that- - One moment, you'll talk in a minute. 1199 01:19:40,734 --> 01:19:43,069 So, here's how we'll do it, people. 1200 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:46,406 We have invited three prodigious kids with abilities. 1201 01:19:46,490 --> 01:19:50,202 Will Ulisses be able to find the vocation of theses kids? 1202 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:53,580 Just a moment, you'll get to talk in a bit, darling. 1203 01:19:53,663 --> 01:19:57,709 Please join us, for our pleasure, 1204 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,003 the wonderful, magical tea! 1205 01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:04,716 Please, be careful! Careful 1206 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,636 This is just too precious, ok? 1207 01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:09,054 Your tea, please. 1208 01:20:09,513 --> 01:20:11,807 It's so exciting! That's it. 1209 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:14,226 Thank you. Thank you. 1210 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:16,436 Now it's up to you. 1211 01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:45,632 What? He threw it all away! 1212 01:20:46,007 --> 01:20:47,425 - What? - He was live! 1213 01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:52,889 On the last couple of days, 1214 01:20:55,642 --> 01:20:56,643 I learned a lot. 1215 01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:02,148 We can face confusing moments in our lives. 1216 01:21:05,443 --> 01:21:06,611 Moments in which... 1217 01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:09,573 we don't trust our talent. 1218 01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:11,950 We don't know what to do. 1219 01:21:14,077 --> 01:21:16,872 We lose our faith. 1220 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:22,460 But I also learned, that we move on. 1221 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:25,964 That the answers can be, 1222 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,259 right before our eyes. 1223 01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:31,469 Trust yourself. 1224 01:21:32,387 --> 01:21:35,432 I don't have the right to interfere in your life. 1225 01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:38,226 I don't have the right to mess with your destiny. 1226 01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:39,895 Or to anyone else. 1227 01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:43,315 And I'd like to say I'm sorry 1228 01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:46,526 if I have caused any trouble to you, or to your family. 1229 01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:48,612 Mom. 1230 01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:53,074 I'm sorry, mom. 1231 01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:56,536 I'd like to apologize to Fernanda. 1232 01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:58,330 Maria. 1233 01:22:02,959 --> 01:22:04,794 Sir, please. Stop. I'm sorry. 1234 01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:07,380 Can you drive me back, to where I was? 1235 01:22:07,964 --> 01:22:09,674 Home. I want to go home. 1236 01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:12,427 Now, I must follow my journey. 1237 01:22:13,386 --> 01:22:14,387 My mission. 1238 01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:19,017 I'll go back to design your houses. 1239 01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:20,852 I'll keep fulfilling 1240 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:23,813 your dreams. 1241 01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:28,068 You never were a psychic, my son. 1242 01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:31,571 Because you always were an architect. 1243 01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:34,157 And the best I've seen. 1244 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:39,079 I know I was tough. I asked too much from you. 1245 01:22:39,871 --> 01:22:42,707 For that I must also apologize. 1246 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,418 You may not notice, 1247 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:49,881 but I do sometimes make mistakes. 1248 01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:53,218 Can we cut this part? 1249 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,471 - It's live, mom. - It's live. 1250 01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:59,474 Those who know, perform live. And I do know. 1251 01:23:00,308 --> 01:23:01,935 I know that 1252 01:23:02,686 --> 01:23:06,439 you always honored that name on the office. 1253 01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:09,025 - I love you, mom. - I love you too, sweetie. 1254 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:16,366 Speaking of which, I'd like to take this opportunity 1255 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:18,910 And say that I'll work hard. 1256 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:21,079 - That's right. - I'll get to work. 1257 01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:23,373 - That's right, dear. - On my new office. 1258 01:23:23,748 --> 01:23:26,084 That's so wonderful, people! 1259 01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:27,877 This interaction within the family. 1260 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,964 Let's find out the name of this office! 1261 01:23:31,047 --> 01:23:33,675 No one had to drink the magical tea to uncover this office´s name. 1262 01:23:33,758 --> 01:23:36,344 You won't miss the publicity, 1263 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,805 of our wonderful show, on national level. 1264 01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:41,141 Please, the name of the office. 1265 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:47,272 I'm glad you didn't travel. 1266 01:23:48,606 --> 01:23:49,733 Dear, I... 1267 01:23:50,608 --> 01:23:52,694 Can I call you back? I'm on the parking lot. 1268 01:23:53,069 --> 01:23:54,863 Ok. Bye. 1269 01:23:57,866 --> 01:24:00,243 So, you are not a psychic anymore? 1270 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:02,412 I was a psychic. 1271 01:24:03,663 --> 01:24:04,664 But not anymore. 1272 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:07,542 Now, Sergio Souto. 1273 01:24:09,252 --> 01:24:10,462 Your vocation. 1274 01:24:11,421 --> 01:24:12,422 Is true. 1275 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:17,052 You are a journalist. One of the best. 1276 01:24:18,094 --> 01:24:19,262 Look at all the people 1277 01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:23,308 who read your stories, shared your videos. Tried to ruin me. 1278 01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,311 It was all because of your work. 1279 01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:30,857 The answer can be right before our eyes. 1280 01:24:31,691 --> 01:24:35,361 Or, inside of us. 1281 01:24:39,407 --> 01:24:40,617 Just you believe 1282 01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:44,746 Just believe, Sergio. 1283 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:10,355 Schwitzell, Schwitzell, Schwitzell! 1284 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:14,484 Are you ok? Wait. What? 1285 01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,570 Did you ever built a rocket before? 1286 01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,865 Schwitzell, to the moon. 1287 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:25,328 Reginaldo. How's the food? 1288 01:25:25,411 --> 01:25:27,372 Suellen. Here, here. 1289 01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:29,666 There's a lot of big people here today, ok? 1290 01:25:29,749 --> 01:25:32,085 Lot's of people. We must treat them nicely, ok? 1291 01:25:32,168 --> 01:25:33,670 - Ok. - Can I have one? 1292 01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:38,049 Hey! Big Ulisses! 1293 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:43,555 Thank you. 1294 01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:46,307 Thanks. 1295 01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:48,643 Hello. Hello, everyone. 1296 01:25:49,269 --> 01:25:53,314 My sweethearts, my family. I'd like to thank each and everyone of you. 1297 01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:55,483 Friends, partners. 1298 01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:58,862 And I'd like to announce the official opening of... 1299 01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,739 Pastel de Vento Architecture! 1300 01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:07,871 Good afternoon. 1301 01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:10,874 A word for the press? 1302 01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:16,421 Actually what I intend to ask is about... 1303 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,173 ...the company. 1304 01:26:28,057 --> 01:26:29,726 Pastel de Vento, my son? 1305 01:26:31,519 --> 01:26:34,772 That's so original, I loved it! 1306 01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:36,858 You'll give me a heart attack, mom! 1307 01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:40,278 Oh, mom. 1308 01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:43,364 Dad, I was just waiting for grandma. 1309 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:48,244 I just enrolled on university. 1310 01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:50,997 - We'll have a new architect. - You'll study architecture. 1311 01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:52,749 - I'll study music. - You'll what? 1312 01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:55,251 Music. I'll be a singer, dad. 1313 01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:57,795 And it isn't because of the visions. 1314 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,049 It's because I could be a little less stubborn, am I right? 1315 01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:03,134 Thanks grandma. I love you. 1316 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:06,054 - Boys? - She's singing? 1317 01:27:30,536 --> 01:27:33,539 Everything can be 1318 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:36,501 If you want it will be 1319 01:27:36,876 --> 01:27:38,878 Dreams always comes 1320 01:27:38,962 --> 01:27:42,632 for those who dream 1321 01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:45,927 Everything can be 1322 01:27:46,344 --> 01:27:49,222 Just you believe 1323 01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:54,894 Everything that has to be, it will 1324 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:58,940 Now our daughter has her own photographer. 1325 01:28:00,358 --> 01:28:05,321 And I'm sure she'll look the best she ever did in her life. 1326 01:28:05,405 --> 01:28:07,782 - I love you. - I love you so very much. 1327 01:28:18,459 --> 01:28:20,461 Everything I do 1328 01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:23,631 {\an8}I'll try better than last time 1329 01:28:23,923 --> 01:28:26,801 {\an8}May wherever my destiny be 1330 01:28:26,926 --> 01:28:30,471 I'll try my luck and be happy 1331 01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:33,308 Everything I want 1332 01:28:33,641 --> 01:28:36,519 The man up above will give me 1333 01:28:36,602 --> 01:28:39,605 Give me all the courage that I need 1334 01:28:39,689 --> 01:28:43,609 {\an8}May I always have the strength to fight 1335 01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:45,945 We'll come with you 1336 01:28:46,029 --> 01:28:49,615 We are invincible, you bet 1337 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,410 We are one 1338 01:28:52,785 --> 01:28:56,414 {\an8}Together there's no evil against us 1339 01:28:56,789 --> 01:28:58,750 {\an8}We'll come with you 1340 01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:02,003 {\an8}We are invincible, you bet 1341 01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:04,756 Our dream is out there 1342 01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:09,302 Love makes me sing 1343 01:29:09,469 --> 01:29:10,887 Cristal Moon 1344 01:29:11,804 --> 01:29:13,681 {\an8}Hey what happened? 1345 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:18,019 {\an8}Don't look at me. I have nothing to do with this. 1346 01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:21,522 {\an8}I'm just an environmentalist. 1347 01:29:21,939 --> 01:29:23,274 {\an8}- She's the electrician. - What? 1348 01:29:23,941 --> 01:29:25,693 {\an8}Go up there, Claudia. Help us out. 1349 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,032 Psychic by Accident 1350 01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:56,641 Here. Come. 1351 01:29:58,101 --> 01:29:59,102 Come here. 1352 01:30:20,581 --> 01:30:21,582 Thank you. 94399