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Wait. I'm not ready.
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- You've seen it 14 times.
- Okay, 15.
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I think the story of two waitresses...
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running their own restaurant
in the outback, is way empowering.
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Dog Face Girls is my new favorite movie.
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I love the dancing.
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It was so cool how they spun
on the bar counter-clockwise.
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You know what?
Before we watch the whole thing...
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- let's go straight to the dancing part.
- Okay.
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[Big Star Machine by Superchick playing]
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Wait.
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How does he slide like that?
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You need momentum.
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I'll show you momentum.
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MACY: Girls, what's going on down there?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing.
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This was the dumbest, most ridiculous,
most stupid thing we've ever done.
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It's not our fault. I blame the media.
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You're right.
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Okay, I've heard of casual Friday,
but rock 'n' roll Monday?
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What's going on?
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Oh, Mark...
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all my friends thought
you were really cute.
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But it doesn't really matter
what they think.
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What matters is what I think.
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Maybe Tanya knows what's going on.
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And she'd really tell us?
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Okay, just because she's a senior
doesn't mean she's gonna blow us off.
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Come on.
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Gee, Mark, I'm already going to a party
in Santa Barbara on Saturday, but...
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like, Friday's open.
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Dinner at House of Blues?
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We were just wondering
if you knew why people were dressed...
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like that today.
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Yeah? Well, there's
this War of the Bands thing Saturday.
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Everyone's, like, signing up.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hi, Jordan. How's rehab going?
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War of the Bands?
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Like, go!
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Like, drop dead.
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War of the Bands?
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Maybe we should sign up.
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To do what?
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Okay, well, think about it.
I used to be really good at the drums.
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And I still have
my electric guitar somewhere.
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You know what? We're really good!
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- What are we waiting for? Let's sign up!
- Okay.
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Okay, so who wouldn't want to start
a rock band? It would be so cool.
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Limos, screaming fans.
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I've even prepared my acceptance
speech for the MTV Awards.
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I'd like to thank my mother, my father,
and all the other members of my band.
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Which, of course, is just me.
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And let's face it.
Me on the drums, Riley on the guitar...
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we'd sound like a lame cover band
of the Brady Six.
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RILEY: That's when we decided
to get some other players.
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Put a real, cutting-edge band together.
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"Musicians Wanted."
Only the hippest, hottest...
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coolest, most experimental need apply.
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[Playing popular Jewish song]
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Hey!
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CHLOE: And who was
the first coolest, hottest, hippest...
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cutting-edge musician
to audition for our band?
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[Playing rock music]
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CHLOE: Just our luck. Larry Slotnick.
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[Crashing]
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CHLOE: Now all we needed
was a bass player.
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[Playing Beethoven's
Symphony No. 5 Op. 67]
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CHLOE: Okay, so maybe he's not Kid Rock.
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Okay, he's never heard of Kid Rock.
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But unlike the rest of us,
he can actually read music.
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[Playing Rock This Town by the Stray Cats]
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CHLOE: So meet our band.
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[Rock music playing]
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Oops.
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Oh, Mr. Hilliard...
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[Shouting] I'm sure the dresses went out
to your stores in Houston last Tuesday.
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Yeah, I can call the warehouse
to confirm the shipment.
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What?
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Why am I yelling?
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Do you have children?
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Really? That young?
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Listen. Little word of advice.
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If they ever develop an interest in music...
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discourage them!
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Okay.
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What do you think?
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Teddi, what are you doing?
I didn't say put on the red dress!
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I said pull up Bloomingdale's
and get me their Hartford address.
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Well, you don't have to yell!
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Sorry. I'm not yelling at you!
I'm just yelling!
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Manny, do you have to do that?
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Yes, I have to do this!
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Because if I don't do this...
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I'm gonna have to listen to that!
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It stopped.
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Maybe they're taking a break.
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I'm praying that they broke up.
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RILEY: Okay, one more time from the top!
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- That's it! I'm out of here!
- I'm out of here, too.
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Well, wait for me!
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Okay, so maybe we're not quite ready
for the War of the Bands.
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But we still have time to practice.
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What I didn't see coming
was another war, a bigger war...
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between me and Tanya.
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Catfight.
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Like, who's that, playing the guitar?
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He's kind of cute.
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Slotnick?
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He's like, you know, the dweeb
that's always chasing Riley Carlson.
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Meet me at the car.
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Like, hi.
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Hey.
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Hi, Macy.
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Hi, Jake.
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Macy?
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I hope you don't mind.
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The girls' "rock band" drove me
right out of the house.
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So, I just had work backing up, and
I thought you wouldn't mind if I did it here.
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Yeah, sure, no problem. Okay.
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[Imitating an airplane engine]
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He turns. He turns, he scores.
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Oh, misses, but gets it off the rebound
behind the back.
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Yes! Two points.
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I'm bothering you, aren't I?
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Just a little.
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[Bell ringing]
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Tell me again why we have to
buy me all new clothes.
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Okay.
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Because you are now in a rock band.
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Okay, if you were performing in
the Los Angeles Philharmonic...
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you could wear something like that.
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But in a rock band
you need to wear something more like...
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that.
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Oh.
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I don't think my parents would approve
of me wearing anything like that.
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Exactly. That's why it's so great.
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And the real fun is
having your parents pay for them.
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Are we going apparel shopping or what?
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I have an eye doctor appointment.
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Randy, may I ask you something?
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Is Tanya hugging Larry, or do I need
to get my eyes examined, too?
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She does appear to be
publicly displaying affection.
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Which is, incidentally,
against school policy.
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I don't suppose
you and I might ever test that restriction?
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I didn't think so.
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I still can't believe you're not weirded out
that Tanya's hitting on Larry.
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Okay, will you leave it alone?
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I mean, maybe she lost some sort of bet,
or it's some kind of initiation.
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Okay, if I were you, I'd watch it.
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She might be moving in on your territory.
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Chloe, get real.
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Larry worships me. Larry adores me.
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When it comes to Larry Slotnick,
it's all about me.
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Trust me, even J-Lo couldn't move in
on my territory.
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[Knocking at door]
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Hey, Riley.
You look really good in that shirt.
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Well, thank you, Larry.
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- So why don't we get started?
- Cool.
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I brought a friend along.
You know, to watch us rehearse.
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What's up, guys?
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Hope you don't mind.
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Isn't he, like, adorable?
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I guess I'm just, like, his number one fan.
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So, like, Larry...
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why don't you start
with the song you dedicated to me?
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You know,
the one where I play the tambourine.
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By all means, let's start with that one.
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But first, Larry, can we, like,
have a word in the kitchen? Like, alone?
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Larry, what is going on?
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And what is she doing here?
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Who? Tanya?
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[Sarcastically] No. Julia Roberts.
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She likes me.
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She likes you?
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Why? How?
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That violates every rule of nature.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you know what?
She just happens to think that I'm cute.
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And I'm talented and I'm creative...
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and someday I'm actually gonna be
a hot solo act.
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But how? What--
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I knew you'd be jealous.
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RILEY: Could it be?
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Me? Jealous over Larry Slotnick?
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The guy who always follows me around?
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Bothers me? Never lea ves me alone?
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Impossible! Unthinkable!
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[Electric guitar clanging]
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Oh, my God. I really am jealous.
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Well, well, well. It's time you got up.
It's almost noon.
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Macy, what's going on here?
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Band practice again.
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Okay, Teddi, I think it's ready.
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Hey. Do you got any real milk?
I hate this soy junk.
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Hello!
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Have you guys forgotten
whose place this is? Give me that!
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Well, Jake,
I know this seems a little intrusive...
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but the War of the Bands is tomorrow.
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Okay, the practices will be over
and you can have your house back.
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All right, you guys, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to snap like that.
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You can certainly use the place
for one more day.
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Unless, of course, they win...
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in which case, they'll go to the state finals.
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Which means they'll be practicing
twice a day for the next three months.
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Okay, I need to go lay down.
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Wait a minute.
There's no such thing as state finals.
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Oh, well, I know that,
but he doesn't know that.
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You.
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Like, are you talking to me?
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Yeah, like, I'm talking to you.
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And, like,
Larry Slotnick, like, belongs to me!
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In your dreams, Barbie.
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This hunk is mine!
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You think so?
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Ladies, ladies.
There's enough hunk for the both of you.
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- Oh, shut up!
- Oh, shut up!
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You talk big, Riley.
What are you gonna do about it?
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Okay, here's the 4-1-1, girly.
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Larry Slotnick has been, and is...
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the worst thing that has
ever happened to me!
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He's a pest, a chronic pain.
He totally creeps me out!
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He's irritated me since he spilled
chocolate milk on my new sundress...
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and tried to kiss me in preschool.
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I have nightmares about him,
I wake up screaming...
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picturing his face at my window.
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And no one, I mean no one,
least of all you...
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is gonna come between me
and the man who makes me miserable!
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So either it's back off,
or let's take this outside!
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Hey, Carlson, like, lighten up.
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Like, if the guy turns you off that much,
he's all yours.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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I can't believe
you let Tanya play you like that.
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I guess I'm just a sucker for a girl...
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who doesn't run screaming
out of the room when I walk in.
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Yeah, I guess I can see
how that could kind of be a turn-on.
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Yeah, but not as big a turn-on
as watching you catfight over yours truly.
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This is the break I've been waiting for.
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Admit it. You have strong feelings for me.
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All right, I admit it.
I have strong feelings for you.
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I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
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Okay, I said strong feelings.
I didn't say good feelings.
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Oh, come on, you missed me just a little.
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All right, maybe just a little bit.
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Did you hear that, world?
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She has strong feelings for me
and she missed me!
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- Larry! Larry.
- Sorry.
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So does this mean
that we're finally going together?
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Get a life.
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I love you, too!
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[Singing]
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[Crowd cheering and applauding]
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MACY: Jake, look at my new dress design.
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I'm tapping into
a whole new sense of design here.
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And to what do you owe
this creative awakening, Macy?
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Eating all my Ritz Bitz?
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Oh, Jake, you know what? It's this trailer.
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I mean, I know, when you moved
into this puke-colored tin can...
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I gave you a hard time.
But you know what? I understand now.
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I mean, it's freeing. It's alternative.
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Hey, look, if it's working for you,
I'll stay out of the way.
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I'll stay down at the house
and you can stay here.
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- You'd do that for me? That is so sweet.
- My pleasure. Now, look.
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I think I got a spare key
somewhere over here.
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- You sure you don't mind?
- Mi casa es su casa.
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Let's see. Okay. Here it is.
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- Okay, thanks.
- Now, wait.
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You're gonna need to use this wrench...
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to turn the water main on
every time you want to flush the toilet.
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And then there's one more thing.
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Here's some pepper spray...
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you're gonna have to use on the raccoon
that lives by the water main.
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You can probably use it on the skunk, too.
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And, you know,
I wouldn't worry about the bats.
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They're usually mating this time of year.
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Yup. Works every time.
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