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Great. There's no place to sit together.
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Hey, Riley, nobody's sitting here.
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Can't imagine why.
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There's two seats over there.
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Are you crazy? Those are seniors!
They're bigger. They're older.
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They've already been punished for stuff
that we haven't even thought of yet.
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We have to sit somewhere. I'm starving.
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And besides, maybe they won't notice.
Come on.
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They're reading college catalogs.
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I know. It's just so senior.
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- Texas A&M.
- Georgetown.
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It was her idea to sit here.
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It's a good school. You should check it out.
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Us? College? No, you don't understand.
We're lowly freshmen.
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Yeah, we have a long time
until we have to worry about college.
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That's what we thought.
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You'd be surprised how fast
those four years go by.
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No, don't read them here!
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- I'm so sorry!
- I'm sorry!
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We are not worthy.
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This is the big one tonight, Jake.
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We, the Separated Guys of Malibu,
face our biggest rival...
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the LWDA Amazons.
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- LWDA?
- League of Women Divorce Attorneys.
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It's vital to get an early lead.
They bill us if we go into extra innings.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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Hey, Ed, listen. Before we hit the field,
I just got a question for you.
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See, Friday's my wedding anniversary.
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The first one since I've been separated,
and I'm not really sure I know what to do.
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I mean, do I call Macy?
Do I buy her flowers? Do I buy her candy?
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I mean, I haven't been able
to find an appropriate card, anyway.
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So actually, I kind of came up
with something on my own.
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"On this special day,
when once we swore our love...
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"from your husband,
from whom you're separated...
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"who sincerely means all the above."
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I'm going to need a minute.
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What's up with the wedding album?
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- Jake actually rented a blue tuxedo?
- Worse, he bought it.
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He thought it would make him look
more like the Commodores.
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Don't ask.
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Thing is, Friday's our wedding anniversary.
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I just.... I don't know how to act.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
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Am I supposed to call him
and acknowledge it? Do I ignore it?
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Or if I do call him
and then he doesn't even remember....
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The pig!
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God! You know.... Oh, God, Tedi,
why am I putting myself through this?
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'Cause you're a woman.
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It's in our nature to be sensitive,
and sentimental, and romantic.
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It's genetic.
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It's also not easy for us to give up
an occasion where we usually get jewelry.
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Hi, Manuelo. How was your weekend off?
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Fa n t á s t i c o!
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I love living in the great
agricultural state of California.
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Do you know in the last two days...
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I went to the Strawberry Festival,
the Artichoke Festival...
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the Avocado Festival,
the Turkey Jerky Festival...
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the Lompoc Lima Bean Festival.
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And now, I am going to go into my room...
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and have my own personal
Pepto-Bismol Festival.
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Hey, Manuelo.
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Want some chili cheese fries?
They're really good.
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[Manuelo making vomiting noises]
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So, you're looking at colleges, too?
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Yeah, I never realized how many
really cool schools there are.
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Like Columbia University.
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New York City, skyscrapers,
Greenwich Village.
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Lots of great restaurants and shopping.
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Yeah, but have you checked out
the University of Colorado?
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The Rockies, skiing, hiking trails, fresh air.
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And not to mention, their fine programs
of Humanities and Environmental Science.
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Colorado? I don't want to be stuck
somewhere out in the sticks.
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Okay, New York?
Like I wanna go to some concrete jungle.
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Well, I guess we could always consider
going to different colleges.
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Yeah, after all, it is only four years.
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Only four years? Think about it, Riley.
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We haven't been apart
for more than four seconds.
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How are we gonna survive
in totally different schools...
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in totally different states for four years?
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Do you realize how totally unprepared
we are for that? And I mean totally!
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Oh, please. You make it sound
like we're glued together.
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We don't do everything the same.
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I guess we could try
spending some time apart.
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Yeah, like a trial separation,
like Mom and Dad.
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So, from now on, for the next three days,
there's me and there's you.
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But there's no us.
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Right. We're two completely different,
independent people.
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- Right.
- Right.
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Okay, so it'll take a little time
to get used to.
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- How's it going?
- Guess I'm ready.
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- Why is it so heavy? Books?
- Shoes.
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Someone's on a growth curve.
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This is the part I hate. The goodbyes.
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Larry, you're not going anywhere. I am.
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You're just helping me move to my dad's.
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All right, okay.
All right, I'll be waiting downstairs.
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[Larry tumbling down stairs]
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LARRY: I'm okay!
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Don't worry!
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[Larry tumbling again]
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I heal so quickly.
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Hey, can I ask you something?
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Not that I care one way or the other...
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but has Jake said anything to you
about our anniversary this Friday?
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No.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, if he does say something,
don't say that I said something.
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Okay.
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Manuelo, come here.
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Has Macy said anything to you
about our anniversary on Friday?
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No.
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Oh.
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Well, if she does,
don't say that I said something.
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Okay.
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This job is not so hard
once you get the hang of it.
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So, if you think that Riley and I
starting a trial separation is weird...
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wait till you see what Dad
is about to suggest to Mom.
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And remember,
they're already in a trial separation.
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Confused?
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I know I am.
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Date?
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Did you just say that you think
you and I should start to date?
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Each other?
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Come on, Macy, let's face it.
You and me going out with each other...
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couldn't be any more confusing
than what we're doing now.
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I mean, we got an anniversary
in three days and we're....
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We're floundering.
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Okay, so how does it work?
Since, you know, we're already married.
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Right.
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Well, how about this?
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How about we just pretend
we don't know each other. Never met.
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A blank slate? Start from scratch?
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Okay, why not?
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[Jake clearing throat]
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- Would you like to go out tonight?
- Well, I don't know. Who are you?
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Jake Carlson.
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Jake Carlson, what do you do for a living?
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Nothing.
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And where do you live?
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In a trailer.
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Check, please.
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- Riley!
- Hey, Larry.
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No, no. Don't look at me. Just turn away.
What are you doing here this early?
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You are not supposed to be here
this early.
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I haven't even put myself together yet!
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I have not even shaved.
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Or have I?
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Larry, chill.
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The reason I'm here a little earlier
is because I didn't come with Chloe.
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Who will be late for class
because she didn't come with me.
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It's about that whole separation,
independence thing, right?
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Yes. And in the spirit
of our new independence...
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I went shopping all by myself.
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I bought a whole new outfit
without Chloe's advice or opinion.
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This outfit is all about Riley.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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This can never be able to happen again!
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You know what? I have an idea.
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I could maybe, you know,
spy on her and then call you...
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and tell you what she's wearing
when she's wearing it...
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so that you don't wear it.
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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard in my life. But do it.
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And just remember,
this is our little secret.
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Now give me your jacket.
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- All right.
- Thank you.
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Wait. But I got to get that back
from you 'cause my mom--
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- Chloe!
- Larry, I need a favor.
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Let me guess. Does this have to do with
you and Riley wearing the same clothes?
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Riley? It's Larry.
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Chloe just stepped out on the front porch
to get the paper.
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She's wearing a white tank top...
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you know, the one she sequined,
with jeans frayed around the waist.
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Chloe? It's Larry.
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All right, here's the fashion 411 on Riley.
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She's wearing yellow warm-up pants
with black rubber sandals.
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Purse?
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Hello, Riley? By the way,
what purse are you bringing today?
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A yellow purse.
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Isn't that gonna look kind of funny
with the yellow pants?
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You changed. A floral skirt.
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I have a call coming in on the other line.
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Chloe? Here's the deal, all right,
she's taking a yellow purse.
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Yeah, that's what I said,
"With the yellow pants?"
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No, but see, she changed.
Yeah, she's wearing a skirt now.
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You are, too?
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I have a call coming in. Again.
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Malibu Cafe? Yeah, listen, do you deliver?
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Good, 'cause I need coffee.
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Hey, Ed.
If I were a girl, would you think I'm hot?
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Is that a trick question?
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What's the big deal?
You're going out with your wife.
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Yeah, but I wanna look good.
First impressions count.
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What first impression?
You're going out with your wife.
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You know, Ed?
It's just that kind of attitude...
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that takes out
all the mystery and romance.
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What mystery and romance?
You're going out with your wife!
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[Doorbell ringing]
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- Hi, Manuelo.
- Can I help you, sir?
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Right. Yeah, I'm Jake Carlson.
I have a lunch date with Macy.
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I'm going to announce your arrival.
Please make yourself at home.
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Not that much at home.
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S e ñ o r a, your big date is here.
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- Wow, Macy, you look great.
- Thank you, Jake, so do you.
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I brought you yellow roses, your favorite.
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- Jake!
- What?
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You're not supposed to know that.
This is our first date, remember?
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Right. Jeez, I messed up.
You wanna try again?
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- You busy tomorrow?
- Pick me up at 8:00?
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Well, he seems like a very nice boy.
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I personally think
you could do a lot better.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Good evening, it's Jake, isn't it?
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Oh.
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- Macy?
- Be right there.
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So, what are you two wacky kids
gonna do tonight?
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Go hang in a malt shop?
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No, actually,
I thought we'd take in a movie.
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That's great. I'd love to see a movie.
What do you wanna see?
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You know, I thought
maybe we could pick one out together.
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Okay.
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- How about this one?
- Saw it.
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- This looks interesting.
- No, chick flick.
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- Too violent.
- Bad reviews.
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- This looks good.
- Hate sequels.
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- How about that?
- Yeah, I wanna see that.
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Wait, it doesn't open until tomorrow.
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- See you then?
- Can't wait.
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I'm beginning to think that these two
are really meant for each other.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hey.
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I thought you and Mom had a date tonight.
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Yeah, we decided to go out
tomorrow night instead.
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So, what are you up to tonight?
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I have this huge test
on contemporary history tomorrow.
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Probably an all-nighter.
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Riley, I know you and Chloe
are experimenting with this separation...
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but it doesn't mean
you can't pick up the phone...
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and have her come over and hit the books.
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Dad, no! I mean, we made a deal.
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I'm gonna get through these tests
without her as if I were away at college.
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Okay. Well, let me know
if you need anything.
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All right. Thanks, Dad. But that's okay,
because I have a study buddy.
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[Knocking at door]
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I'm ready to study till dawn.
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I've got my notes, I got my lecture tapes,
and most important...
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two double El Grande lattes.
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Larry, that's great, thanks.
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So, what do you wanna hit first,
World War I or World War II?
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That's a deep question.
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The Kaiser or the Führer?
The Kaiser or the Führer?
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00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,080
You know what? I'm actually....
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00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,915
I'm gonna go think about that
and I'll get back to you.
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00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,079
The Kaiser or the Führer?
The Kaiser or the Führer?
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00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,272
[Stuck Like Glue by Ritalin
playing on stereo]
253
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Mom, what are you doing?
254
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Didn't you tell me that you have
a big history test tomorrow?
255
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Okay, well...
256
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,793
I know you and Riley are experimenting
with this trial separation thing...
257
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,190
but don't you think
you should get her over here to help you?
258
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Mom, Mom, don't worry.
I have a study buddy.
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The Kaiser or the Führer?
The Kaiser or the Führer?
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Hello, Larry.
261
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No time to chat.
I'm here to study with Chloe.
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The Kaiser or the Führer?
The Kaiser or the Führer?
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[Larry screaming]
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I'll be right back. All right.
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I don't even want to know.
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Okay, during World War II...
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what were three major things
that civilians did at home...
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to support troops overseas?
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I know this is gonna be in the essay.
270
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They rationed everything, like meat...
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and gas, and coffee.
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Speaking of coffee...
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we could take a break
and I could go get us some more coffee.
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But, Larry, we just took a coffee break.
275
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,712
Yeah, we did, but that was for...
276
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the double Guatemalan decaf cappuccino.
277
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,276
What we need now...
278
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,832
is a triple Costa Rican ice-blended
mocha frappe cappuccino.
279
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,431
Wait, wait. Wouldn't it be easier
if I just made some coffee here?
280
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:21,311
It's not the same
without the little, plastic red stirrer thing.
281
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He's not really like the rest of us, is he?
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Okay, Chloe.
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00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,271
Are you ready to play,
"Who Wants To Pass The History Test"?
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I'm ready, Larry.
285
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,077
During World War II...
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who was the fascist dictator
who ruled Spain?
287
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,832
Was it, A: Franklin Roosevelt.
288
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,559
B: SpongeBob SquarePants.
289
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C: Francisco Franco.
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Or, D: Antonio Banderas?
291
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Well, I'm pretty sure
it wasn't Antonio Banderas.
292
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SpongeBob SquarePants
doesn't sound very Spanish.
293
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,751
I'm gonna have to go with C...
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Francisco Franco.
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- Final answer?
- Final answer.
296
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- Yes! Francisco Franco!
- Yes! I won! I won!
297
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And without a helpline. What have I won?
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How about another cup of coffee?
I'll be right back.
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00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,316
So, you've got two daughters.
300
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- Yes, Riley and Chloe.
- Do you have a picture of them?
301
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I'm sorry, Macy,
this thing we're doing is so crazy.
302
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,755
Jake, I've got a crazy idea.
303
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,596
Why don't we go on a date
and act like we do know each other?
304
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,200
Macy, I'd love that.
305
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,080
Happy anniversary.
306
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Happy anniversary.
307
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,000
- To 15 years.
- Sixteen.
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Really?
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I'll be right back.
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- Chloe.
- Oh, Riley.
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So, how about that big history test?
Piece of cake, huh?
312
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,509
Piece of cake.
313
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,675
So, here it is, our third day.
314
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,072
It's been that long already?
Time sure does fly.
315
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,958
Yeah, even faster
when you're on your own.
316
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,633
You know, I've been thinking.
317
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,350
- Maybe we should extend our separation.
- Oh, no. No, no. Forget it!
318
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You two
are getting back together right now...
319
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,914
because you being apart
is driving me out of my mind!
320
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,070
And you know what else?
321
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,674
When you go to school in San Francisco...
322
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,638
and you go to school
somewhere off in Tennessee...
323
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,316
you know where I'm going?
Egypt. Argentina. The Arctic Circle!
324
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,517
Some place a million miles
away from you guys...
325
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,750
and what shoes you're wearing...
326
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,992
and what funny guy with a mustache
led Germany into war!
327
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,794
Larry, I'm sorry.
328
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,997
Is there anything I can do
to make it up to you?
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00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,869
I know, how about we treat you
to a nice, big, hot cup of coffee?
330
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Coffee?
331
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,112
Don't ever say that word!
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[Screaming]
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00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,430
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