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[Upbeat instrumental music]

- Good morning. - Looking forward to gym class.

Climbing the rope, running laps...

taking showers in front of my peers.

Nothing gets better than that.

MANUELO: Good morning.

- Am I dressed? - Yes.

- I was up all night studying. - Now, what are you studying for?

Algebra or home ec. I can't remember. That can't be good.

Good morning.

I'm three days behind on my deadline...

I cut my leg shaving, and I'm retaining water.

Why do I feel like I'm a guest on The View?

Another morning I didn't have to make breakfast.

[Theme song playing]

[Soft pop music]

RILEY: One hat, $15.

And remember, all proceeds go to the school band.

Those new spit valves don't come cheap.

CHLOE: Larry, are you ready? LARRY: Kick it!

[Hip hop music playing on stereo]

"What is the happening dolphin fan wearing this season?

"Here's Larry smelling like teen spirit."

And cheese.

"Pretty in gray and blue...

"this ensemble is available right here at your student store.

"And what about the rainy season?

"Check out the latest in dolphin-hooded rain parkas.

"And I know what you're thinking. Is it waterproof?"

- How did we do? - Over $200.

Great. Let's lock it up and put it in Miss Westmore's office.

You don't have to walk that way anymore.

You cannot just turn this on and off, okay?

[Soft pop music]

You will not believe who's giving a concert tomorrow night at the Staples Center.

Plaque!

My God! They're New Jersey's hottest boy band.

I know. He's opening up for some guy named Springsteen.

- Who? - I don't know.

But there's still tickets left.

- How much? - $75 a pop.

Expensive. We'll have to pool our money. How much you got?

Negative $27.

- What do you do with all your money? - Just the necessities.

Remember I got that really great deal on that thing to put beads on my clothes?

Then you had to spend money on that real expensive thing...

to get the beads off your clothes.

Then I got those cell phone clip-on plates.

And once I got one color, I had to buy the complete set of twelve.

Chloe, you don't have a cell phone.

Who can afford one? Anyways, how much do you have?

Let me think. I donated $50 to the library last week...

and I adopted a tree in the Amazon.

And for $0.59 a day, I'm sponsoring a little boy in San Salvador.

That's beautiful. I'm proud to be your sister.

You're sponsoring a little kid you don't even know...

but here I am, your own flesh and blood, broke!

Chloe, locusts attacked that little boy's village last year.

Yeah, I almost ran out of sunscreen last week.

Who are you?

Wait. I do have a little bit of money just in case of emergencies.

Great. I knew it.

"I owe you $20." Signed, "Chloe."

I just stopped by. I thought I'd see if you wanna have dinner.

Señor Jake, you and señora Macy are having a trial separation.

Dude, you have to try harder.

- Sorry, Jake. I have a thing tonight. - Off to your book club?

No, that's Wednesdays. Tonight is my Women in Business meeting.

- I thought tonight was the spinning. - No. I "spin" on Mondays.

I guess I can work you in one day next week. Sorry.

She's taking the separation pretty hard. She can't stand to be alone.

So, weekend's coming up.

That comes at the end of every week.

You know, my inner journey's really been fulfilling...

but, man, come the weekends, I've just got to get out a little.

Don't let me stop you.

Not that I've really gone out a lot since Macy and I separated.

I mean, most of my older friends are married...

and the ones that aren't like to go to the clubs. It gets so noisy, so old.

- What are you doing this weekend? - I have a date. I'm going to Neptune's Net.

A date! Great. Neptune's Net, my favorite place.

Yeah, you go have a good time.

I'll be fine. Another weekend in my trailer. Alone.

Watching the candle wax puddle.

- I'd ask you to come, but-- - Thanks, Manuelo. That's great. I'd love to!

- But I have a date! - You sure do. Pick me up at 8:00?

A nickel! If we find 3,000 more of these, it's hello Plaque.

[Doorbell ringing]

RILEY: Hi, Larry. LARRY: Hello.

I found something! What is this?

It smells like garlic.

Those are my Halloween teeth. I've been looking all over for those.

Billy Bob, go home. And please rinse.

Fine, I'll go home. I guess you guys are too busy...

for the three Plaque tickets that I bought for us.

[Screaming]

Yeah, did I forget to mention...

that I also got VIP parking?

Larry, none of us drive.

It was worth a try.

[Fast-paced pop music]

Hi, Larry. That Plaque concert really rocked last night.

- It was so generous of you to take us. - Yeah, you know, it's only money.

And now, when you think of Plaque, you can think of Larry.

- How's the fundraising going, children? - Wonderfully.

Good to hear. And remember, be sure to lock all the money...

in my office at the end of each day.

Let's check our total.

- It's empty. - We've been robbed!

Girls, calm down, okay? We haven't been robbed.

Okay, and how would you know.... Larry, you didn't.

What? Take that money out of the box so that I could buy the concert tickets?

Of course I did.

- Larry! - How could you?

Look, relax, okay? It was just a loan.

- You see, today's my birthday. - And, ironically, the day of your death!

All right, don't worry about it.

Every year, on this day, my grandmother sends me a check.

I'm just gonna go after school and cash it...

and all the money will be back in the box by tonight.

It's okay. Look.

"Dear Larry: A donation has been made in your name to the Fresh Air Fund.

"Love, Nana." Isn't she sweet?

My God!

[Chloe and Riley screaming]

CHLOE: Must think.

There's nothing to think about.

We're over. It's finished. There's no way out!

Don't get hysterical on me, Riley. Just take a deep, cleansing breath.

Okay, now you're hyperventilating and that's not good either.

Listen, the fundraising drive doesn't end until next week.

Miss Westmore isn't gonna check the box until then.

So we have a week to raise $200.

Will you stop that?

- I have an idea. - Great.

But it's a two-part plan. Part one:

catch my breath.

Part two: I'm going to Mom and Dad to confess the whole thing.

Okay, just remember, when you're being honest...

I had nothing to do with this.

Mom, Dad, could I talk to you for a sec?

Yeah. I just.... I'm caught up in this article.

It's about this 14-year-old boy who got caught stealing CDs.

He's from this neighborhood. I know this kid's mother.

JAKE: It's terrible. You know, we're so lucky...

to have two good kids like you and your sister.

Now, honey, you wanted to talk to us about something?

CHLOE: How'd it go? RILEY: I couldn't do it.

It would've broken their hearts to think I was capable of something like that.

If it were you, I don't think they would've been so shocked.

[Doorbell ringing]

RILEY: Larry?

I'm in disguise, okay, because I didn't want anybody to follow me here.

Like who, Mrs. Lincoln?

Look, I got the solution to all our problems, okay?

We just have to get jobs and pay back the money.

Okay.

I know we all went to the concert, but you're the one who stole the money.

Why should we get jobs?

Haven't you heard of the term "accessory"?

Yeah. You buy a nice dress, you want something to go with it...

like a purse, a bag, or some shoes--

Chloe! He's not talking about that kind of accessory.

[Slow pop music]

Khandi, how long have you and Manuelo known each other?

We've met for coffee from time to time...

but this is our first real date.

Jeez, Manuelo. You didn't tell me that. I feel awful horning in like this.

I'll just finish my drink and get out of here.

If you insist. Goodbye.

Have you had a chance to review our menu?

Nothing for me. I'm leaving any second.

The chef's special tonight is Alaskan crab legs.

But you do have to allow an extra 30 minutes for preparation.

Man, who can say no to Alaskan crab legs?

Hopefully, you.

So, Khandi, how long have you been a flight attendant?

- Four years. - That must be fascinating.

Traveling all over the world. Seeing strange cities, exotic locales.

- What's your route? - Burbank to Long Beach.

How do you deal with all those time changes?

Speaking of time....

Right. Why don't I get the check and get out of here?

- Bueno. - Waiter, check, please.

Sure. But don't you wanna see our dessert cart?

Tonight we're featuring a chocolate soufflé.

- It requires 30 minutes for preparation. - Soufflé. My favorite.

[Fast-paced pop music]

Look at all these jobs. I mean, we're bound to find something we like.

- What are you guys up to? - We have to get jobs.

Really? Why do you need jobs?

Well....

You know, your success in the business world...

has just been such an inspiration to us.

She's right. I mean, you're such a great businesswoman.

And, you know, since we're 14...

we figured it's never too young to start our business.

I am very proud of you two entrepreneurs.

Bye.

Okay. Who wants to walk dogs?

You might wanna give that one to Larry. He speaks their language.

I'll take the gardening job. I guess it'll be fun to work outside.

Here's a baby-sitting job. Taking care of little kids.

Sounds like fun.

This is going well.

[Fast-paced pop music]

I'm back. Where's Riley?

She just got done baby-sitting. She's upstairs resting.

- How was your job? - Let's see.

I spent three hours yanking thorny weeds from a flowerbed.

Good thing about a flowerbed, slugs and huge bees have a place to live.

Good news, I'm not allergic to multiple stings.

Who knew hard work could be so hard?

Honey, I am so proud of you.

These are lessons that are gonna help you for the rest of your life.

And who knows, you know?

You keep working this hard, someday you'll have your own business...

and people will work for you.

[Soft pop music]

Mom was absolutely right.

After all, she built a business from scratch. And how did she do it?

By motivating other people to work for her.

So I talked to Riley, and we've created a new little system.

We find the jobs, get other kids to do them...

take a little cut for ourselves. Is this country great or what?

And guess who turned out to be quite the little entrepreneur?

We gave you kids some valuable leads.

A gutter needs to be cleaned on 3rd Street.

Two cars need to be washed on Pine. Ms. Danson's cat is up that tree again.

- These are premium leads, people. - The leads are no good.

The leads are no good? You're no good. You've got to close those leads.

You can't close them, you hit the bricks.

You think I'm kidding? You see this?

"A, B, C." Always be closing!

Where are you going?

- To get some Juicy Juice. - Juicy Juice? Juicy Juice is for closers!

We're gonna have a little contest here...

to see who brings in the most business in the neighborhood.

First prize: a new bicycle.

Second prize: you're fired!

[Fast-paced pop music]

I have created a feast for the senses.

Cuchifrito, some vino, and.... Señor Carlson.

Hey, guys.

Khandi, I'm glad you're here.

I wanna apologize for tagging along on your date last night.

It was insensitive and inappropriate, and I hope you can forgive me.

- Anyway, have a good lunch. - Thank you.

When you see Chloe and Riley, just have them call me.

Are those your girls in the picture? They're beautiful.

Thanks. Yeah, they're great.

You know, I have a niece their age.

- Here, look at this. - What a sweetheart.

- Isn't she cute? - She's beautiful.

JAKE: So it runs in the family.

JAKE: That's Riley on her Big Wheel. And here we are at the petting zoo.

Chloe fed the goat my Rolex.

[Laughing]

Gone.

Isn't that great?

Yes, I'm telling you, kids will just test you.

Khandi, your lunch is getting cold.

I've got to catch a flight.

I'll just grab something on the plane.

- You didn't eat my cuchifrito. - I'm sorry I'm not staying.

By the way, Manuelo, I forgot to tell you.

Good news. I got a promotion.

I'm now doing the trans-European flights.

See you in six months? Ciao.

Ciao.

She is great.

I screwed up again, didn't I?

[Soft pop music]

Good earning, Amy!

Way to go, Joe.

All right, Chuckie.

Thank you.

RILEY: Way to go, people! That's it! Always be closing!

Always be closing! That's it!

Would you back off a little? You're starting to scare everyone.

I had no idea making money was gonna be this much fun.

- I guess it's in my blood. - We're almost there.

I just hope Larry can put us over the top today.

My report takes a hard look...

at the effect of modern technology on society.

Case in point:

How did mankind ever survive without the eighth wonder of the world?

The amazing veggie wonder!

Look at this. Look how it slices these tomatoes so thin...

that you can read right though them. Look at that. How's that?

Look. Now watch. I'm gonna take this potato...

and turn it into a mountain of fries.

Something else!

Now watch as I carve this radish into a rose.

[Larry screaming]

We did it.

Now we have to sneak into Miss Westmore's office...

put the money back in the box.

MISS WESTMORE: Good plan. Only one hitch.

I've known the box was empty all week.

I think we need to make some phone calls to somebody's parents.

No, wait. We could talk about this, you know.

You could buy some chalk. Like the good stuff.

The stuff that matches the dresses that you wear.

You kind of wear the same dress every day.

We could get that color in the chalk.

You should've told us the truth about Larry borrowing the money.

- I know. I'm sorry. - Me, too.

You know you can always talk to me or your father.

- That's right, I'm never too busy for you. - Tell me about it.

So, as punishment, you two are going to do...

all the chores around the house for an entire month.

You like that one? That was my idea.

And we're agreed, no secrets.

- Yes. - Okay.

CHLOE: I'm sorry. MACY: All right.

Sorry.

Now that we're all being honest with one another...

I should tell you, señor Jake...

that we're breaking up.

- You and Khandi? - No, me and you.

[Fast-paced pop music]

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