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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,873 --> 00:00:06,114 Nikki hayes: ♪ 'cause just when I had enough of you ♪ 2 00:00:06,183 --> 00:00:07,907 [woman moaning] 3 00:00:07,976 --> 00:00:11,735 Hayes: ♪ and when I'm fed up, I'm not through ♪ 4 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:15,804 ♪ you get close to the core ♪ 5 00:00:15,873 --> 00:00:17,769 [man grunting] 6 00:00:17,838 --> 00:00:21,287 Hayes: ♪ but you know I want more ♪ 7 00:00:21,356 --> 00:00:25,631 ♪ and then we get On one accord ♪ 8 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:28,804 Woman: that was awesome. Ha ha ha! 9 00:00:28,865 --> 00:00:30,726 Man: ahh... 10 00:00:30,791 --> 00:00:32,894 Woman: [sighs] 11 00:00:39,047 --> 00:00:40,840 Man: what? 12 00:00:40,905 --> 00:00:42,491 Woman: nothing. 13 00:00:42,555 --> 00:00:43,969 Man: yeah. I'm sorry. 14 00:00:44,035 --> 00:00:45,483 You know I'm supposed to be At the gym by 5 a.M. 15 00:00:45,548 --> 00:00:46,996 Woman: I know, I know, I know. 16 00:00:47,061 --> 00:00:48,889 Man: but-- 17 00:00:48,954 --> 00:00:50,712 Woman: all right. You canTake forever if you want. 18 00:00:50,776 --> 00:00:51,914 You're gonna be late. 19 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:54,566 Man: you just wait right there. 20 00:00:54,629 --> 00:00:55,974 Woman: what are you Doing in there? 21 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:57,522 I'm getting cold. 22 00:00:57,587 --> 00:01:00,587 - hold on. - gary--ha! 23 00:01:00,649 --> 00:01:02,787 - no. - yes. 24 00:01:02,851 --> 00:01:05,851 Woman: no. I don't want To celebrate. 25 00:01:05,912 --> 00:01:07,222 Gary: fine. 26 00:01:07,288 --> 00:01:08,771 Woman: ha ha ha! Thank you. 27 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,939 Gary: mm-hmm. Kidding me? 28 00:01:11,002 --> 00:01:13,795 I wanted to be the first face You saw on your birthday. 29 00:01:13,857 --> 00:01:15,823 Woman: I know that, And thank you. 30 00:01:15,887 --> 00:01:16,990 Gary: I'll get the kids Off to school... 31 00:01:17,057 --> 00:01:18,023 Woman: mm-hmm. 32 00:01:18,089 --> 00:01:19,502 Gary: get to work. 33 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:22,172 33 00:01:20,669 --> 00:01:22,496 Woman: I have court. 34 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:27,456 Gary: that's right--the new Hotshot divorce lawyer 35 00:01:27,514 --> 00:01:29,479 For benson. 36 00:01:29,543 --> 00:01:31,819 Woman: yep, and I really Have to win this case, 37 00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:33,778 So I can prove I was worth My recruitment. 38 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:34,981 Gary: so, um-- 39 00:01:35,047 --> 00:01:37,805 [cell phone vibrating] 40 00:01:41,926 --> 00:01:43,478 Woman: is that her? 41 00:01:43,543 --> 00:01:45,404 [tapping] 42 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:48,745 Gary: come on, babe. It's your birthday. 43 00:01:48,806 --> 00:01:50,806 - answer it. - no. 44 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:52,663 Woman: no. Go ahead. 45 00:01:52,727 --> 00:01:55,417 Gary: she just wants to argue. 46 00:01:55,479 --> 00:01:58,652 Woman: argue about what? 47 00:01:58,713 --> 00:02:00,782 Gary: I'm going to leave her. 48 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:02,846 I swear I am. 50 00:02:04,586 --> 00:02:06,620 49 00:02:05,007 --> 00:02:06,421 You know that. 50 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:11,789 Don't you believe me? 51 00:02:14,227 --> 00:02:16,813 Woman: oh, yeah. I do. 52 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,944 Gary: you just got To give me time. 53 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:22,008 Hell, who knew meeting At the grocery store 54 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:24,793 Would turn into meeting The love of my life? 55 00:02:24,856 --> 00:02:26,407 [cell phone vibrates] 56 00:02:26,472 --> 00:02:28,576 All right. Um... 57 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,811 I wish I could stay. 58 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:32,496 I'd celebrate with you all day. 59 00:02:32,561 --> 00:02:33,975 Woman: yeah. 60 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,350 Gary: I can try And get back tomorrow. 61 00:02:36,413 --> 00:02:38,413 Woman: that's ok. 62 00:02:38,477 --> 00:02:40,753 Gary: come on. Say you love me. 63 00:02:40,816 --> 00:02:42,678 Woman: uh-uh. 66 00:02:44,517 --> 00:02:46,827 64 00:02:45,116 --> 00:02:46,840 You love me. 65 00:02:46,904 --> 00:02:48,387 Woman: I have to eat this Right now. 66 00:02:48,453 --> 00:02:49,694 Gary: you love me. 67 00:02:49,759 --> 00:02:52,863 Woman: you know I do. I love you. 68 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:56,475 Gary: I love you, too. See you later. 69 00:02:56,536 --> 00:03:00,019 Woman: get out of here. Ha ha! 70 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:03,631 Gary: ahh... All right, babe. 71 00:03:03,691 --> 00:03:04,587 Woman: ♪ bye ♪ 72 00:03:04,654 --> 00:03:05,758 Gary: bye. 73 00:03:09,504 --> 00:03:11,091 Woman: mm... 74 00:03:11,156 --> 00:03:12,880 [sighs] 75 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:14,806 Woman: ♪ don't my girls Hold me down ♪ 76 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:17,077 ♪ let them boys mess around ♪ 77 00:03:17,141 --> 00:03:19,382 ♪ my love life is a headache ♪ 78 00:03:19,445 --> 00:03:21,548 ♪ we're going out tonight ♪ 79 00:03:21,612 --> 00:03:24,750 ♪ 'cause I'm into the love ♪ 80 00:03:30,246 --> 00:03:35,384 [cell phone rings] 81 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,889 Woman: hello? 85 00:03:38,862 --> 00:03:41,275 82 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:41,603 Woman: danni, I can't really Talk right now. 83 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:43,183 Danni: no. No, no, no. 84 00:03:43,249 --> 00:03:44,732 Like, this is straight bullshit, You know? 85 00:03:44,797 --> 00:03:46,417 Like, why am I even with him? 86 00:03:46,482 --> 00:03:47,896 Woman: what'd he do now? 87 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,685 Danni: he's liking ho's pics On the 'gram. 88 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,267 - danni-- - no. 89 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,781 Danni: this bitch Is from tuscaloosa 90 00:03:52,846 --> 00:03:54,742 Who the ... Heard Of tusk-a-looska? 91 00:03:54,806 --> 00:03:57,737 Woman: calm down, danni, ok? Did you ask him why? 92 00:03:57,799 --> 00:04:01,109 Danni: yes. He said He just liked the pictures. 93 00:04:01,169 --> 00:04:02,825 Woman: ok. Well, maybe he did. 98 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:07,482 94 00:04:05,573 --> 00:04:07,918 "Getting ready For a road trip," hmm? 95 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,809 Woman: maybe she's going On a road trip. 96 00:04:09,873 --> 00:04:12,252 Danni: ok. This country bitch Don't know nothing 97 00:04:12,315 --> 00:04:14,279 About no road trip, karen, ok? 98 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:16,862 She think going to the local Walmart is a road trip. 99 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,751 Karen: will you stop it, ok? 100 00:04:18,816 --> 00:04:20,402 You judging her. You don't even know her. 101 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,260 Danni: all right. I'll send you her account. 102 00:04:22,324 --> 00:04:24,152 She looks like she belongs Behind a mule. 103 00:04:24,217 --> 00:04:26,320 Better yet, she looks likeThe mule should drive her. 104 00:04:26,383 --> 00:04:28,763 Karen: ok. Enough. Stop, please. Stop. 105 00:04:28,826 --> 00:04:30,688 Woman: ms. Karen mott? 106 00:04:30,753 --> 00:04:32,442 Karen: yes. Danni, can I call you back? 107 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,748 Danni: where you at, girl? 108 00:04:33,814 --> 00:04:35,400 Karen: doctor's office. 109 00:04:35,465 --> 00:04:37,085 Danni: ok. Why are you At the doctor? 110 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:39,219 Karen: getting My annual physical, ok? 111 00:04:39,283 --> 00:04:42,318 Danni: ok. Well, I only go to The doctor if he's single, so-- 112 00:04:42,379 --> 00:04:45,724 Karen: well, you really should. Call you back. 113 00:04:50,841 --> 00:04:53,530 [telephone rings] 114 00:04:53,592 --> 00:04:55,213 Woman: hey. 115 00:04:55,278 --> 00:04:57,692 Danni: hey, you will not guess What he did now. 116 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,272 Woman: girl, I don'tHave time right now. 117 00:04:59,337 --> 00:05:00,785 I'm at work. 118 00:05:00,851 --> 00:05:02,575 Danni: then why did you Answer the phone? 119 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:03,708 Woman: because I thought You were calling me 120 00:05:03,774 --> 00:05:05,326 About andi's dinner tonight. 121 00:05:05,391 --> 00:05:07,149 Danni: what are you Talking about? 122 00:05:07,214 --> 00:05:08,421 Woman: please don't tell me That you forgot 123 00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:10,280 It's andi's birthday. 124 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,724 Danni: it's her birthday? 125 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:13,514 Woman: oh, my god, danni, Seriously, 126 00:05:13,578 --> 00:05:15,164 You're so sorry sometimes. 127 00:05:15,229 --> 00:05:16,850 Danni: I didn't forget. 128 00:05:16,914 --> 00:05:19,708 It's just this asshole Has me preoccupied. 129 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:21,252 Woman: all right, girl. Will you just call me la-- 135 130 00:05:23,141 --> 00:05:24,658 I haven't even called her And told her happy birthday. 131 00:05:24,723 --> 00:05:26,620 - I'm gonna call her. - no, no, no, no. No, no. 132 00:05:26,684 --> 00:05:28,615 Woman: danni, do not Call her right now, ok, 133 00:05:28,679 --> 00:05:32,092 Because this birthday Is a little bit hard for her. 134 00:05:32,152 --> 00:05:35,221 Danni: what, why, and how do you Know that and I don't? 135 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:38,111 Woman: because we're her friends And we listen when she talks. 136 00:05:38,173 --> 00:05:42,276 Danni: ok. I pay attention. It's these edibles, ok? 137 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:44,058 I just need to cut back. 138 00:05:44,123 --> 00:05:46,123 Woman: I really think You need to stop. 145 139 00:05:47,735 --> 00:05:49,632 Shit, one thing at a time, 140 00:05:49,696 --> 00:05:52,178 And why she hate Birthdays so much? 141 00:05:52,241 --> 00:05:53,552 Woman: danni-- 142 00:05:53,618 --> 00:05:55,687 Danni: oh, it's the proposal. 143 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,508 She gave him till her birthday, Didn't she... 144 00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:58,642 Woman: yes. 145 00:05:58,708 --> 00:05:59,743 Danni: and you know what? 146 00:05:59,808 --> 00:06:01,464 Have you thought about this? 147 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,149 It's been 6 months, And we ain't even met him yet. 148 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:05,076 How come karen's the only one That met him? 149 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,761 Woman: well, you know, she said That she travels a lot, 150 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:08,481 And honestly, I don't really think 151 00:06:08,546 --> 00:06:10,167 That she wants youTo meet him yet. 152 00:06:10,232 --> 00:06:12,059 Danni: why? 153 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:14,054 Woman: girl, you'd be saying Whatever is on your damn mind. 154 00:06:14,118 --> 00:06:15,636 Danni: and what's wrong With that? 155 00:06:15,701 --> 00:06:18,356 Woman: ok. Hey, look. Just do me a favor. 156 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:21,419 Don't mention it, ok, 157 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,652 Oh, and did you hear That karen and zac broke up? 158 00:06:24,713 --> 00:06:26,403 Danni: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. 159 00:06:26,468 --> 00:06:28,468 I'm gonna see His raggedy ass at work, 160 00:06:28,532 --> 00:06:30,601 And I'm gonna let him know-- I mean, sleeping with that ho-- 161 00:06:30,664 --> 00:06:33,008 And I am gonna Lay into that ass-- 162 00:06:33,071 --> 00:06:34,313 You know what I mean?-- Like just-- 163 00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:35,551 Woman: ok, ok.I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 164 00:06:35,617 --> 00:06:37,410 I got you off on a tangent. 165 00:06:37,475 --> 00:06:38,958 We're gonna talk about this Later over drinks, ok? 166 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,023 Girl, I got to go. I'll see you tonight. 167 00:06:41,087 --> 00:06:42,121 Danni: all right. 168 00:06:42,187 --> 00:06:44,187 Woman: all right. Bye. 169 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,884 Man: next? 170 00:06:55,946 --> 00:06:58,670 - next! - you can go ahead. 171 00:06:58,732 --> 00:07:01,939 Man: uh-uh. One moment, please. 172 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,035 Now, either he hates me Or he's in love with me. 173 00:07:05,097 --> 00:07:06,648 Woman: why? 174 00:07:06,713 --> 00:07:08,472 Man: he does that every time, Passes on me. 175 00:07:08,536 --> 00:07:12,984 I think he's on the down-low, And he really wants me. 176 00:07:13,042 --> 00:07:15,353 Woman: or maybe He just wants me. 184 177 00:07:17,308 --> 00:07:20,205 - get out of my face. - I'm just playing. 178 00:07:20,266 --> 00:07:22,507 Woman: next? May I help you? 179 00:07:22,571 --> 00:07:27,019 Man: uh, yes. Uh, just need to make a deposit. 180 00:07:27,076 --> 00:07:28,869 Woman: your deposit slip? 181 00:07:28,934 --> 00:07:30,969 Man: oh, heh, I'm sorry. There you go. 182 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,895 Woman: heh. Ok. 183 00:07:33,957 --> 00:07:37,543 Man: look. I'm sorry, But I've been coming in here 184 00:07:37,603 --> 00:07:40,258 Every friday For the past 6 weeks, 185 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,493 And--this is crazy-- 186 00:07:42,555 --> 00:07:45,176 Well, I finally got The courage to say 187 00:07:45,239 --> 00:07:47,274 What I'm about to say to you. 188 00:07:47,338 --> 00:07:48,924 Woman: are you robbing me? 189 00:07:48,989 --> 00:07:51,230 Man: ha ha! Do I lookLike I would rob you? 190 00:07:51,293 --> 00:07:55,293 No. I just want to ask you On a date. 191 00:07:57,622 --> 00:07:59,932 Woman: uh, well, mr. Rodney-- 192 00:07:59,995 --> 00:08:02,478 Man: so you know my name. 193 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:04,438 Woman: calvin rodney? 194 00:08:04,501 --> 00:08:07,191 Calvin: uh, right, The deposit slip. 195 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,909 Woman: I don't mix, You know, business-- 196 00:08:09,971 --> 00:08:11,385 Calvin: with pleasure. I get it. 197 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,312 Woman: excuse me? 198 00:08:13,376 --> 00:08:17,273 Calvin: well, look. I'm a cool dude. I work hard. 199 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:20,229 I even own my own Real estate company, 200 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:24,531 And I'd really like To take you out. 201 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,970 Woman: well, how do you know I don't have a boyfriend? 202 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:29,860 Calvin: ha!Well, your social media sa-- 203 00:08:29,922 --> 00:08:31,371 Look. I know that sounded crazy. 204 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:33,332 I'm not a stalker. I'm not a creep. 205 00:08:33,396 --> 00:08:35,223 Woman: well, You shouldn't believe 206 00:08:35,289 --> 00:08:37,323 Everything you see On social media. 207 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,834 Calvin: well, it was Under your stats, so-- 208 00:08:39,897 --> 00:08:44,035 Come on. What's the harm? Please? 209 00:08:44,094 --> 00:08:45,784 Woman: heh. 210 00:08:45,849 --> 00:08:47,435 All right. Look. 211 00:08:47,499 --> 00:08:49,223 I am meeting a few Of my girlfriends tonight 212 00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:51,391 At 7:00 for drinks. 213 00:08:51,455 --> 00:08:54,007 We should be done around 9:00, 214 00:08:54,069 --> 00:08:57,138 So if you're at freddy d's Around then, 215 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,131 I may--I may have A drink with you. 224 216 00:09:02,359 --> 00:09:05,222 - ok. - I'll see there--freddy d's. 217 00:09:05,284 --> 00:09:06,973 Woman: have a nice day. 218 00:09:07,037 --> 00:09:08,451 Calvin: you, too. 219 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,813 Woman: I'm sorry, ma'am. 220 00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:18,189 Different woman: Well, of all things-- 221 00:09:22,345 --> 00:09:24,104 Man: what you doing? 222 00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:25,961 Woman: huh? Not doing anything. 223 00:09:26,026 --> 00:09:27,336 Man: don't you let ms. Mims Catch you 224 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,056 Looking up tricks' accounts. 225 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:30,914 Woman: I wasn't doing Anything like that. 226 00:09:30,978 --> 00:09:33,116 Man: mm-hmm. You're a manager. Don't get fired. 227 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:35,180 Woman: I'm not doing that. 228 00:09:35,244 --> 00:09:39,037 Man: good, and you don't need To know that I already have, 238 229 00:09:42,502 --> 00:09:46,157 And give me all of that. 230 00:09:46,217 --> 00:09:48,114 Woman: are we still talking About a deposit? 231 00:09:48,178 --> 00:09:50,315 Man: oh, yes, a big one. Ha ha! 232 00:09:50,379 --> 00:09:54,207 Woman: excuse me. Are you going to open this line? 233 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:56,369 Man: yeah. Sure. I'm gonna open up right away. 234 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:57,813 - um... - it's about time... 235 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,214 [door opens] 236 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,108 - hello. - hi. 237 00:10:04,173 --> 00:10:05,621 Woman: how are you? 238 00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:06,893 Karen: nervous. 239 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,235 Woman: why? 240 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,679 Karen: I need the results For the test. 241 00:10:09,745 --> 00:10:11,193 Woman: oh, I'm sorry. 242 00:10:11,258 --> 00:10:12,879 I could have called you With the results. 253 243 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:16,973 You're negative. 244 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:19,244 Karen: oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 245 00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:21,549 Woman: have you been having Unprotected sex? 246 00:10:21,613 --> 00:10:24,716 Karen: just the one partner. 247 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:27,777 Woman: why were you so worried? Was he unfaithful? 248 00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:31,011 Karen: can we not...Do that... 249 00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:32,209 Woman: oh, ok. 250 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,965 Karen: doctor? 251 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,582 Woman: all right, But let me just say-- 252 00:10:35,647 --> 00:10:37,164 Karen: yeah. I know. I know all that. 253 00:10:37,229 --> 00:10:40,057 Thank you. Can we do the exam? 254 00:10:40,118 --> 00:10:43,877 Woman: of course. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend you. 255 00:10:43,937 --> 00:10:45,972 Lie back. 256 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:49,001 Karen: oh. 268 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,793 257 00:10:50,886 --> 00:10:52,058 Woman: you know the drill. 258 00:10:52,124 --> 00:10:55,055 Karen: unfortunately. 259 00:10:55,116 --> 00:10:56,737 Um... 260 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,796 I'm sorry. It's not you. 261 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:03,824 It's just, I went through A bad breakup. 262 00:11:03,888 --> 00:11:05,509 - I really am sorry. - thank you. 263 00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:07,469 Woman: I know you thought He was the one. 264 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,017 That's so sad. 265 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,461 The last time you were here, You were talking 266 00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:12,457 About having a family-- 267 00:11:12,521 --> 00:11:15,004 Karen: ok. If you don't mind, I don't want to talk about it. 268 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,860 - ok. - yeah. 269 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:18,477 Woman: I'm sorry. 270 00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,404 But let me just say, You're 36 now, right? 271 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:22,123 Karen: yes. Mm-hmm. 284 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:28,482 272 00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:28,869 If you're unlucky in love And you still want a family. 273 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,757 You could freeze your eggs, But you have to know, 274 00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:35,371 After 35, all pregnancies Are geriatric, 275 00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:37,017 Uh, high-risk. 276 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,972 Karen: is something going on Down there I need to know about? 277 00:11:43,032 --> 00:11:46,826 Woman: no, no. Everything looks great here. 278 00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:49,644 Karen: oh, ok. 279 00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:51,706 Well, then can we stop talking About the gloom and doom 280 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,839 Of my future and getting older? 281 00:11:53,902 --> 00:11:55,661 - ok. Sorry. - thank you. 295 282 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,777 [karen scoffs] 283 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:17,644 Andi: good morning. 284 00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:19,775 Man: come. 285 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,839 Andi: yes? 286 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,934 Man: he's here, Mr. Green and his lawyer. 287 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,823 Andi: well, we're not due In court for another two hours. 288 00:12:28,885 --> 00:12:31,782 Man: I know, so why Do you think he's here? 289 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:34,843 Andi: I think he wants To talk settlement. 290 00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:37,940 Man: I think he wants To avoid court. 291 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:40,001 I know this is only the second Case that you've done 292 00:12:40,065 --> 00:12:43,789 For our firm, But if you nail this for helen, 293 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:45,366 She'll have a lot of friends 308 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,172 294 00:12:46,979 --> 00:12:48,703 Andi: I am aware. 295 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:52,526 Man: a lot of, um, money Will flood this place. 296 00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,620 Andi: [chuckles] 297 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:56,374 I am aware of that, as well. 298 00:12:59,672 --> 00:13:01,741 Man: as you know, We took a huge gamble on you... 299 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,661 Andi: yes. You have made that Very clear, sir. 300 00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:09,861 Man: and I took a lot of heat From the other partners. 301 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,818 Andi: well, I'm glad That I can finally show 302 00:13:11,882 --> 00:13:13,848 What I can bring to the table. 303 00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:15,671 Man: do you need me in the room? 304 00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:18,494 Andi: no. I can handle it. 305 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,418 Man: this is big. 306 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:21,723 Andi: I got this. 322 00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,896 307 00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,625 Hi. 308 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,585 Helen: we're supposed to be In court. Why am I here? 309 00:13:37,647 --> 00:13:39,440 Andi: well, apparently, My boss called 310 00:13:39,504 --> 00:13:41,780 And asked you To come in here first. 311 00:13:41,844 --> 00:13:43,671 Helen: is there a problem? 312 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,391 Andi: no. No. This is very good. 313 00:13:46,453 --> 00:13:48,453 Helen: will they give me What I'm asking for? 314 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,517 Andi: we'll see. 315 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:51,615 Helen: listen. If he gives me 5 million and the house, it's-- 316 00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:55,681 Andi: hey, we'll see. Coffee? 317 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:58,636 Helen: aren't they waiting? 318 00:13:58,698 --> 00:14:00,664 Andi: yes, 319 00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:04,762 Which is even more of a reason For us to take our time. 336 320 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,537 Helen: yes. 321 00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:16,522 Woman: sir? Sir-- 322 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:19,792 Man: I am not gonna pay $45 For this bag, all right? 323 00:14:19,853 --> 00:14:21,509 - sir-- - that is crazy. 324 00:14:21,573 --> 00:14:23,298 Woman: sir, it needs to fit In the bin. 325 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,741 Man: and it does. 326 00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:28,869 Sir, you're clearly Stuffing it in there. 327 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,487 Danni: all right, sir. What seems to be the problem? 328 00:14:31,548 --> 00:14:34,307 Man: I've been flying This airline for years, ok? 329 00:14:34,369 --> 00:14:35,783 I am not gonna pay for it. 330 00:14:35,849 --> 00:14:37,504 Danni: all right, mr. Jackson. 331 00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:39,499 We will not be charging you Any extra today. 332 00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:42,426 You go right ahead.You have a good flight, ok? 333 00:14:42,487 --> 00:14:44,418 - thank you. - sorry for the inconvenience. 334 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,827 Jackson: thank you. Someone here Knows how to treat a customer. 335 00:14:46,891 --> 00:14:49,546 Danni: yes. You know, My name is daniella king. 336 00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:51,711 If you want to send a comment To corporate, 337 00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:53,637 You go right ahead With this card, ok? 338 00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,391 Jackson: all right. 339 00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:56,489 Danni: thank you for flying Higher airlines. 340 00:14:56,556 --> 00:14:58,177 - thank you. - mm-hmm. 341 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,725 Woman: thanks. 342 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:02,479 Danni: girl, stop arguing With these assholes. 343 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:05,231 This ain't your money. Get them their shit. 361 344 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,387 Zac: don't cross In front the cart. 345 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,347 Don't cross in front the cart. Don't cross in front the-- 346 00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:17,204 Damn! What is wrong with you? 347 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,678 Danni: your ass Is gonna talk to me. 348 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,501 Zac: I got to get these people To the plane. 349 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:23,532 Danni: I hooked you up With my friend, 350 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:27,214 And now you want to go And be with this whore. 351 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,239 - you a trifling-ass... - oh, wow. 352 00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:34,129 Danni: bitch-ass punk of a man 353 00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:36,257 Who ain't even got The damn balls to be a man. 354 00:15:36,321 --> 00:15:38,355 That is my friend. 355 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:39,798 - are you done? - no. 374 356 00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,132 You let me see that ho... 357 00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:45,576 Zac: can I go now? 358 00:15:45,642 --> 00:15:47,608 Danni: oh, and tell your boy, Mr. Jerome, 359 00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:49,706 That if he keeps liking These hos pics, I mean, 360 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,046 I'm gonna light his ass up. 361 00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:53,523 Zac: you know You're not dating, right? 362 00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:55,036 Danni: I don't know What you call it, zac, 363 00:15:55,102 --> 00:15:56,516 But we are, ok? 364 00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:02,236 We're in a situationship Of sorts, what have you. 365 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:03,670 Zac: can I go? 366 00:16:03,735 --> 00:16:06,115 Man: we really need To get to our plane. 367 00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:09,488 Woman: no. I want to hear About his bitch ass. 387 368 00:16:11,406 --> 00:16:13,130 You're lucky I need this job. 369 00:16:13,195 --> 00:16:15,092 Move out of my way, danni. 370 00:16:15,156 --> 00:16:16,535 Danni: you better hear me. 371 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,187 Zac: I got you. 372 00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:21,077 I'm sorry about that, guys. We were just-- 373 00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:23,175 No. It's routine. We do that somet-- 374 00:16:23,239 --> 00:16:25,515 Man: just get us to our plane. 375 00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:27,579 Zac: excuse me. Cart coming through. 376 00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:29,987 You see the cart. You see the cart! 377 00:16:30,051 --> 00:16:32,223 Everybody see the cart. 378 00:16:32,286 --> 00:16:36,045 What are they doing? That's a nice suit, brother. 379 00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:43,437 Andi: well, this is our offer. 380 00:16:43,499 --> 00:16:46,361 Man: are you insane? Just-- 401 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:53,344 381 00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:52,313 - you have lost your mind. - michael-- 382 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,099 Michael: well, she's trying to Take me for everything I got. 383 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,094 Andi: We will take 25 million. 384 00:16:57,156 --> 00:16:59,328 Man: offering 4. 385 00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:01,116 Andi: ok. 386 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,490 Well, then we'll see you In court in a little bit. 387 00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:06,450 Man: young lady, do you know How settlements work? 388 00:17:06,512 --> 00:17:08,202 Where's grant or bellamy? 389 00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,231 Andi: I am her attorney, And I am handling this. 390 00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:14,089 Now, you deal with me now, Or you deal with me in court. 391 00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:16,424 Let's not waste Each other's time. 392 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:19,074 We both know whyYou don't want to go to court. 393 00:17:19,136 --> 00:17:21,171 It's because I subpoenaed Your tax records 394 00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:23,027 And I found some things That I'm pretty sure 395 00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:25,230 You've been hiding From ms. Green. 396 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,190 Man: come on, michael. We won't be blackmailed. 397 00:17:28,251 --> 00:17:30,113 I ought to report you To the bar. 398 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,101 Andi: see you in court. 399 00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:45,285 Helen: I would've taken the 4. 400 00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:48,347 Andi: I promise you, I can get you more than that. 401 00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:50,720 Do you know What he's been up to? 402 00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:52,058 Helen: I don't. 403 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,278 Andi: do you see That body language? 404 00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:03,032 That's them giving in. 405 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:17,137 Welcome back. 427 00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,275 406 00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,981 20 million, Our final offer. 407 00:18:27,519 --> 00:18:31,174 Andi: my client will take Your offer and the house. 408 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,924 - she wants the house, too? - michael-- 409 00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:35,954 Michael: fine. I hate you. 410 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,291 I hope you die on every dime. 411 00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:46,273 [door opens] 412 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,784 [door closes] 413 00:18:47,849 --> 00:18:49,124 Helen: oh, my, I love this. 414 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,983 Andi: congratulations. 415 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,254 Helen: oh, my heavens. Oh, my god. 416 00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:57,384 I have a friend who wants To file for a divorce. 417 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:59,894 Just wait till I tell her About you. 418 00:18:59,956 --> 00:19:01,232 Andi: please do. 419 00:19:01,298 --> 00:19:03,160 Helen: this is great. 420 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,726 [knocks on door frame] 443 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:21,896 421 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:21,776 More money to change the locks, But go ahead. 422 00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,386 Make me waste more money. 423 00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,759 Zac: how many ways Can I say I'm sorry? 424 00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:30,368 Karen: let's see. 425 00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,985 There's the way You said you sorry 426 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:36,013 And got me flowers. 427 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,903 Then the next time, You did it again. 428 00:19:38,964 --> 00:19:42,067 Then there's the way That you said you sorry 429 00:19:42,129 --> 00:19:43,957 And brought home some shit That I had to be 430 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:45,952 On antibiotics To get rid of. 431 00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:47,774 Zac: ok. Yeah. 432 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,598 You think I do this shit On purpose? 456 433 00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:55,139 Zac: I don't know Why I do this. 434 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,855 - she didn't even mean-- - mean nothing to you? 435 00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:01,568 Zac: oh... 436 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,736 Karen: yeah. I heard that shit Again and again. 437 00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:05,730 Don't worry about it. 438 00:20:05,794 --> 00:20:08,863 Zac: you know I love you, karen. 439 00:20:08,925 --> 00:20:12,787 Karen: what is love, zac? 440 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,984 - baby-- - no. 441 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,772 Karen: call that bitch baby. 442 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,593 What is love to you, zac, hmm? 443 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,132 Zac: it's the way I feel about you. 444 00:20:25,196 --> 00:20:26,885 Karen: [scoffs] 445 00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,811 Zac: it is. 446 00:20:30,217 --> 00:20:32,803 Karen: get-- 447 00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,797 You better have All your shit gone, 472 448 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:37,616 You understand me? 449 00:20:37,682 --> 00:20:40,613 - karen-- - what? 450 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,019 Zac: nothing. 451 00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:48,967 Karen-- 452 00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,992 Karen! 453 00:20:55,569 --> 00:20:59,741 Andrea valle: ♪ I don't know What you want from me ♪ 454 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:02,592 [indistinct conversation] 455 00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:03,723 Karen: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry I'm late. 456 00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:05,687 - hey, lady. - hey. 457 00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:06,854 Danni: break-up will make you Put on your highest heels. 458 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,507 - oh, god. - danni-- 459 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,123 Danni: what? She does. 460 00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:14,188 Anyway, girl, I cussed his ass Out for you at work today. 461 00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,109 You know, I'm sorryThat men are dumb. 462 00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:17,759 Woman: can we just not? Can we not? 463 00:21:17,824 --> 00:21:20,548 - thank you. - fine. Where's andi? 464 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:21,610 Karen: she just texted me. She's parking. 465 00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:23,642 Danni: ok. 466 00:21:23,706 --> 00:21:24,878 Woman: remember, don't mention Her birthday, ok? Promise me. 467 00:21:24,944 --> 00:21:26,599 Danni: I'm not your child. 468 00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:28,044 Woman: thank god. 469 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:29,903 - oh! - ooh. 470 00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:31,587 - what's up, girl? - my word. 471 00:21:31,652 --> 00:21:34,997 - hello. - happy birthday, bitch. 472 00:21:35,058 --> 00:21:37,644 Woman: danni, I just said Not to mention the birthday. 473 00:21:37,706 --> 00:21:39,706 Danni: oh, because You're the boss? 474 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:41,667 Anyway, we are all Having birthdays 500 475 00:21:43,622 --> 00:21:45,484 Karen: oh, my god. This girl. 476 00:21:45,549 --> 00:21:47,549 Andi: you know what? That's fine Because today is a great day. 477 00:21:47,613 --> 00:21:52,096 Danni: oh, did he propose? Girl, let me see the ring. 478 00:21:52,153 --> 00:21:54,946 Andi: he did not propose, danni, 479 00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:58,491 But thanks for asking and Making me feel uncomfortable. 480 00:22:00,169 --> 00:22:02,755 Danni: who's uncomfortable? 481 00:22:02,817 --> 00:22:04,955 Woman: I think we were just So excited because we thought 482 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,881 He was gonna propose today, You know, on your birthday. 483 00:22:07,943 --> 00:22:09,943 Danni: but, you know, We still ain't met him yet 510 484 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:17,001 Andi: look. My happiness Isn't based on him today. 485 00:22:17,058 --> 00:22:18,954 Is that ok with everybody? 486 00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:21,087 Karen: you're really ok With your birthday this year? 487 00:22:21,151 --> 00:22:22,841 Andi: why not? 488 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,664 I just got the largest Divorce settlement 489 00:22:24,728 --> 00:22:26,349 My firm has ever seen. 490 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:29,448 - what? - ha ha ha! 491 00:22:29,509 --> 00:22:31,371 Karen: better get back. Andi: yes! Ha! 492 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,954 Woman: that's amazing. Congratulations. 493 00:22:34,016 --> 00:22:35,429 Andi: thank you. Yeah. 494 00:22:35,495 --> 00:22:37,426 You guys have no idea, Seriously. 495 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,835 Woman: oh, well, I mean, I understand. 523 496 00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:43,927 Andi: to be fair, One of them did, 497 00:22:43,992 --> 00:22:46,750 But I was so happy to rub it In their faces 498 00:22:46,812 --> 00:22:48,881 Because I know they only Hired me 499 00:22:48,945 --> 00:22:51,773 To get the black athletes Who are getting divorced, 500 00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:55,592 But this settlement was the ceo Of a major company. 501 00:22:55,652 --> 00:22:58,618 I was like, "Pick up Your faces, clear people." 502 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,645 - yes. - I want some champagne. 503 00:23:00,709 --> 00:23:02,020 - yes. We do. - you deserve it. 504 00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:04,947 Andi: oh, hi. Come on over. 505 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,664 Danni: hi. Let me have Some patron shots, 506 00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:10,795 A ace of spades,And I'll have peach ciroc. 507 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:13,305 Karen: wait. Didn't you just say You ain't had no money? 508 00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:15,057 Danni: see? That's the shit-- 509 00:23:15,122 --> 00:23:16,777 Woman: it's all right. All right. I got it. I got it. 510 00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:18,290 - I got it. I got it... - yes, you do. 511 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,045 Andi: thank you, sabrina. 512 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:21,765 Sabrina: but I want to get back To the topic at hand. 513 00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:23,312 When is he gonna propose? 514 00:23:23,377 --> 00:23:24,550 Andi: oh, that's The topic at hand? 515 00:23:24,616 --> 00:23:25,857 - mm-hmm. - mm-hmm. 516 00:23:25,923 --> 00:23:27,992 Andi: we are gonna take our time 517 00:23:28,055 --> 00:23:29,986 Because we have Plenty of time, right? 518 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:31,947 Karen: mm-hmm. 547 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:38,344 519 00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:35,318 Andi: right? 520 00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:37,554 Danni: ok. Well, you know, I like him for you, ok? 521 00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,825 He sounds perfect, Even though he's a ghost. 522 00:23:39,888 --> 00:23:41,854 Sabrina: oh, gosh. 523 00:23:41,918 --> 00:23:43,780 Danni: how long has it been that We haven't seen this man, ok? 524 00:23:43,844 --> 00:23:46,637 Sabrina: 6 months, But who's counting? 525 00:23:46,699 --> 00:23:49,975 Danni: how do you know that? We need to get them shots now. 526 00:23:50,036 --> 00:23:52,829 Oh, speaking of shots, how did Everything go at the doctor? 527 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,753 Karen: that depressed The shit out of me. 528 00:23:54,817 --> 00:23:56,713 Sabrina: how? 529 00:23:56,778 --> 00:23:59,606 Karen: did you knowThat if any of us get pregnant, 530 00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:01,598 It's considered geriatric? 531 00:24:01,663 --> 00:24:03,559 Danni: krrrroo! What? 532 00:24:03,623 --> 00:24:05,003 Karen: exactly. 533 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,447 Danni: I don't have A geriatric uterus. 534 00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:08,889 Karen: we're not even 40 yet... 535 00:24:08,955 --> 00:24:10,541 Andi: it's just the way it is. 536 00:24:10,606 --> 00:24:12,227 Karen: but she was talking About freezing eggs 537 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:13,670 And all this stuff That I just really, really, 538 00:24:13,736 --> 00:24:15,529 Really don't want To think about. 539 00:24:15,593 --> 00:24:17,214 Sabrina: I don't want To think about that, either. 540 00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:19,486 Can we get back To our happy place with andi? 541 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:25,722 Andi: yes, and, um, I am goingTo break things off with gary. 542 00:24:27,530 --> 00:24:28,875 Sabrina: what? 543 00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,284 Danni: Is it because he didn't propose? 544 00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:32,454 Sabrina: is that it? 545 00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,518 Andi: I don't think He's the one. 546 00:24:34,582 --> 00:24:37,513 Danni: hold the hell on. I'm Gonna need some clarification. 547 00:24:37,574 --> 00:24:40,643 Sabrina: danni, I got this one Because I need to--hmm. 548 00:24:40,704 --> 00:24:44,428 You--you find a single... 549 00:24:44,488 --> 00:24:46,350 - mm-hmm. - ok. 550 00:24:46,414 --> 00:24:48,310 Sabrina: hot-- He's so hot-- 551 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:49,893 Andi: right. Ok. 552 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,716 Sabrina: man with schmoney-- I mean, he's stacked-- 553 00:24:52,778 --> 00:24:55,813 And you want to dump him? 554 00:24:55,874 --> 00:24:57,770 Explain it. 555 00:24:57,834 --> 00:24:59,903 - is he down-low? - no. 585 556 00:25:01,893 --> 00:25:03,445 Sabrina: wait. What do you mean, Crooked dick? 557 00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:05,475 - captain hook... - ah. 558 00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:07,367 Danni: just like a hook. 559 00:25:07,432 --> 00:25:08,501 Sabrina: that feels good, huh? 560 00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:11,325 Danni: what? Ok. Turtleneck? 561 00:25:11,387 --> 00:25:12,594 Andi: no. What is that? 562 00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:13,729 Danni: uncircumcised. 563 00:25:13,795 --> 00:25:15,381 Andi: oh, my gosh. 564 00:25:15,446 --> 00:25:16,860 Karen: ooh, ok. Ok. You know what? 565 00:25:16,925 --> 00:25:18,615 Andi: yeah. 566 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,335 Karen: some of us Just aren't compatible. 567 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,262 - thank you. - that's it. 568 00:25:22,326 --> 00:25:23,705 - you're full of it, karen. - you are so smart, karen. 569 00:25:23,770 --> 00:25:26,080 Danni: no, because I'd be compatible 570 00:25:26,144 --> 00:25:27,731 With a damn ratIf he paid my bills. 571 00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:29,726 Sabrina: don't say that so loud. That's sad. 572 00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,377 - that's nasty. - and gross. 573 00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:34,166 Danni: well, I'm talking real, right? 574 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:37,435 Sabrina: ok. Shh. I just want To know for real, though, 575 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,116 Why are you breaking it off With him? 576 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:40,629 Karen: ok. Can we just-- 577 00:25:40,695 --> 00:25:45,281 Can we eat and just Not talk about men? 578 00:25:45,338 --> 00:25:47,579 - thank you. She understands. - puh-lease. 579 00:25:47,643 --> 00:25:49,505 Karen: one night? Tonight? 580 00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:51,466 Danni: but we always Talk about men. 581 00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:54,254 Andi: not my man. Let's just talk about your-- 582 00:25:54,316 --> 00:25:56,281 Why, oh, that's right.You guys don't have any men. 583 00:25:56,345 --> 00:25:58,449 No wonder. Ha ha ha! 584 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,651 Danni: keep it up, you ain't Gonna have no more birthdays. 585 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:03,300 - waitress, the drinks. - mind your business. 586 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,696 Karen: cheers. Cheers. Andi: third time is a charm. 587 00:26:09,761 --> 00:26:11,347 Karen: is it? 588 00:26:11,412 --> 00:26:13,136 - mm! - mm. 589 00:26:13,201 --> 00:26:14,615 Andi: wait. You didn't Look me in my eyes. 590 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,680 Sabrina: you're gonna Have bad sex. 591 00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:17,504 Andi: bad sex for you. 592 00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:18,948 Danni: don't wish that evil On me, wicked one. 593 00:26:19,013 --> 00:26:20,531 Don't wish that on me. 594 00:26:20,596 --> 00:26:22,009 Andi: wait. Are you having sex Right now? 595 00:26:22,075 --> 00:26:23,110 Karen: do you?Aren't you celibate? 596 00:26:23,176 --> 00:26:24,521 Danni: ok. What time is it? 597 00:26:24,587 --> 00:26:27,000 - 9:00. - go. 598 00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:28,374 Danni: wait. How do you know that? 599 00:26:28,439 --> 00:26:29,956 You didn't even look At your watch. 600 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:31,021 Sabrina: because my date Just walked in. 601 00:26:31,088 --> 00:26:32,674 - oh. - date? What date? 602 00:26:32,739 --> 00:26:34,429 Sabrina: ok, so make it obvious. Andi: he is fine. 603 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:35,975 Sabrina: Right. Look, look, look. 604 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,661 I met him at the bank. He asked me out. 605 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:40,933 Well, my friend, he thinks He's kind of on the down-low, 606 00:26:40,994 --> 00:26:42,477 And I'm not quite sure, 607 00:26:42,542 --> 00:26:44,231 So that's why I didn't Tell you all about it, 638 608 00:26:46,395 --> 00:26:48,222 - it's ok. We're gonna tell-- - shh shh shh shh shh shh shh. 609 00:26:48,286 --> 00:26:49,597 Calvin: hi. 610 00:26:49,663 --> 00:26:51,283 - hi. - hi. 611 00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:53,521 - hi. You're on time. - how you doing? 612 00:26:53,584 --> 00:26:55,377 Calvin: yeah. 613 00:26:55,442 --> 00:26:57,614 Sabrina: um, these Are my girlfriends. 614 00:26:57,677 --> 00:26:58,953 - this is karen... - hey, how you doing? 615 00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:00,398 - andi. - hi. 616 00:27:00,463 --> 00:27:02,532 - this is danni. - do you like dick? 617 00:27:02,596 --> 00:27:04,217 Andi: danni. 618 00:27:04,282 --> 00:27:06,420 Danni: what? Do you? 619 00:27:06,483 --> 00:27:08,345 Andi: excuse her. 620 00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:10,375 Calvin: I could chill at the bar If I need to come back. 621 00:27:10,439 --> 00:27:12,232 Sabrina: no. No. No, no, no. It's fine. 653 622 00:27:14,429 --> 00:27:16,946 Calvin: well, it was nice Meeting you, ladies. 623 00:27:17,009 --> 00:27:19,802 - you, too. Bye. Mm-hmm. - same here. 624 00:27:22,994 --> 00:27:24,270 Karen: goodness gracious, Did you see 625 00:27:24,336 --> 00:27:26,060 His chest hair popping out? 626 00:27:26,124 --> 00:27:29,159 Andi: I did. Um, excuse me. Could you stop? 627 00:27:29,221 --> 00:27:31,462 Danni: listen. All I know is, He didn't answer the question. 628 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,594 - ok. See, I can't. - it's true, though. 629 00:27:33,658 --> 00:27:35,796 - are you serious? - all right. I'm gonna smoke. 630 00:27:35,859 --> 00:27:37,445 - no. - ok. 631 00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:40,234 - thank you. - ciao, ciao. 632 00:27:40,296 --> 00:27:42,055 Karen: why are we friendsWith her, again? 633 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,120 Andi: because she's harmless, And she's funny as hell. 634 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:45,494 Karen: mm, if you say so. 635 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:47,214 Andi: you know you love her. 636 00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:48,831 Karen: hmph. 637 00:27:48,896 --> 00:27:51,137 Andi: stop it, and thank you 638 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,959 For not telling the girls That gary was married. 639 00:27:55,019 --> 00:27:56,570 Karen: girl, you know, I'm not gonna say a word. 640 00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:58,291 Come on, now. 641 00:27:58,356 --> 00:28:02,114 Andi: I'm gonna end it. I am. 642 00:28:02,173 --> 00:28:04,208 I mean, this cannot go on. 643 00:28:04,272 --> 00:28:06,547 I mean, he comes over In the morning, 644 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:09,162 And we have sex, And then he goes to the gym. 645 00:28:09,225 --> 00:28:12,535 It's just, like, I feel like a whore, you know, 678 646 00:28:14,866 --> 00:28:16,763 Talk about what their men Have done 647 00:28:16,827 --> 00:28:19,344 And going to divorce court, I Just know how ugly this can get. 648 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,993 Karen: are you strong enough? 649 00:28:24,326 --> 00:28:26,085 Andi: are you? 650 00:28:28,351 --> 00:28:32,213 Karen: look. I know What it's like to be cheated on, 651 00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:34,237 And so do you. 652 00:28:34,301 --> 00:28:37,094 That's why we both vowed We would never do it. 653 00:28:40,149 --> 00:28:42,218 Andi: he said he's leaving her. 654 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:48,414 Karen: you gave him 4 months To at least move out. 655 00:28:48,473 --> 00:28:54,025 That time has come and gone, Andi, and he's still there. 656 00:28:54,081 --> 00:28:56,322 Andi: I know. 690 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:05,931 657 00:29:00,341 --> 00:29:04,478 He makes me feel like He's the one 658 00:29:04,537 --> 00:29:06,227 And like I'm the only one. 659 00:29:08,527 --> 00:29:11,010 Karen: at 4 a.M. 660 00:29:11,073 --> 00:29:12,315 Oh, look. 661 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,380 Hey, I get it, 662 00:29:14,443 --> 00:29:18,478 But you and I Both deserve better, ok, 663 00:29:18,537 --> 00:29:23,951 So I'm not gonna give in to zac, And you don't give in to gary. 664 00:29:24,007 --> 00:29:27,317 - deal? - deal. 665 00:29:27,378 --> 00:29:29,964 Karen: that was quick. I didn't expect that. 666 00:29:30,026 --> 00:29:32,026 - you're agreeing real fast. - I'm ready. 667 00:29:32,090 --> 00:29:34,125 - I hope so. - me, too. 668 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,120 Karen: can we drink Some more of this? 669 00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:38,321 Andi: another shot? Ha ha ha!You know, I am drunk. 670 00:29:38,384 --> 00:29:40,902 Karen: you are, but we got A whole 'nother bottle, girl. 671 00:29:40,965 --> 00:29:42,827 Andi: I know. 672 00:29:44,336 --> 00:29:46,957 Gary: hey. 673 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:49,226 Andi: what are you doing here? 674 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:51,221 Gary: I wanted to surprise you. 675 00:29:55,893 --> 00:29:57,824 Danni: excuse me, girl. She'll be right back. 676 00:29:57,888 --> 00:29:59,854 Sabrina: what? Oh! Damn, he's fine. 677 00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:02,159 Danni: yeah. Hey. 678 00:30:02,223 --> 00:30:04,016 Andi: oh, no. Oh, no. 679 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,908 Sabrina: damn, he's fine. 680 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,835 - who you? - hi. 681 00:30:07,899 --> 00:30:09,140 - danni-- - hi. 682 00:30:09,206 --> 00:30:10,585 - hi. - you're gary. 683 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:12,168 - danni-- - what? 684 00:30:12,232 --> 00:30:13,164 Danni: we've been waiting To meet this mystery man 685 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:14,920 For 6 months. 720 00:30:20,827 --> 00:30:22,862 686 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:18,979 - he fine. - yeah. I know. 687 00:30:19,043 --> 00:30:20,940 Andi: he travels a lot. That's why you don't see him. 688 00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:22,556 Gary: yes, and I'd hate to steal 689 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,311 This amazing woman from you all Tonight. 690 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:26,789 Sabrina: oh, no. We're done. We're done. You can have her. 691 00:30:26,852 --> 00:30:28,128 Danni: may I just Ask you something? 692 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:29,814 Sabrina: no. Shh. We're done. 693 00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:31,086 - yeah. - you can take her. 694 00:30:31,152 --> 00:30:32,911 - are you ready to go? - yeah. 695 00:30:32,975 --> 00:30:34,871 Andi: we're gonna leave. We're gonna leave. Yes. Ok. 696 00:30:34,935 --> 00:30:36,108 Gary: ladies, it's a pleasureTo have finally met you all. 697 00:30:36,173 --> 00:30:38,794 Andi: ok. Yep. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. 698 00:30:38,857 --> 00:30:40,167 Sabrina: such a pleasure. Danni: don't be a stranger. 699 00:30:40,232 --> 00:30:41,750 - all right. - thank you. Bye. 700 00:30:41,815 --> 00:30:43,125 Danni: tear that ass up. 701 00:30:43,191 --> 00:30:45,053 Sabrina: have a lot of pleasure. 702 00:30:45,117 --> 00:30:47,014 Danni: what? 703 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:48,560 Karen: why would you say that In public? Why would you-- 704 00:30:48,626 --> 00:30:49,833 Danni: this is why You can't drink. 705 00:30:49,898 --> 00:30:51,829 - oh. - I should drink yours. 706 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,479 Sabrina: I should get back to My date. I'ma see you all later. 707 00:30:53,544 --> 00:30:55,062 Danni: wait, wait. I don't want to leave. 708 00:30:55,127 --> 00:30:56,886 Karen: no, no, no.I'm gonna go. 709 00:30:56,950 --> 00:30:58,536 - let's go to ladies' night. - I'm gonna go. 710 00:30:58,601 --> 00:30:59,912 Karen: I don't feel like Dealing with strippers, 711 00:30:59,978 --> 00:31:01,943 And I know You ain't got no money. 712 00:31:02,007 --> 00:31:04,766 Danni: that's why I want You to go, duh! 713 00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:07,724 Karen: good night, danni. 714 00:31:07,785 --> 00:31:09,164 [both chuckle] 715 00:31:09,230 --> 00:31:11,092 Sabrina: sorry. 716 00:31:11,156 --> 00:31:14,812 Calvin: your friends, They're over the top. 717 00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:17,113 Sabrina: it's just The one, you know? 718 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,900 Sorry about that. 719 00:31:18,965 --> 00:31:23,896 Calvin: what, her asking me If I was gay? 720 00:31:23,953 --> 00:31:25,953 Sabrina: oh, well, do-- 721 00:31:26,016 --> 00:31:28,947 Yeah. You don't Have to repeat it. 757 722 00:31:34,031 --> 00:31:36,618 Sabrina: sorry. I'm sorry. 723 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,680 Calvin: sabrina, What would you like to know? 724 00:31:38,744 --> 00:31:40,640 Look, I kind of like to think Of myself as honest 725 00:31:40,704 --> 00:31:42,808 And straight-up, so--just tell Me--what you want to know? 726 00:31:42,872 --> 00:31:44,872 - honest? - yeah. 727 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:47,004 Sabrina: ok. Maybe It's a little silly, 728 00:31:47,068 --> 00:31:51,517 But you are really groomed, 729 00:31:51,575 --> 00:31:53,885 And my friend at the bank 730 00:31:53,948 --> 00:31:56,707 Thought you were Flirting with him. 731 00:31:56,769 --> 00:31:59,148 Calvin: ha ha! Wow. 732 00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:02,797 Well, let me put Your mind at ease. 733 00:32:02,857 --> 00:32:04,995 I'm not gay, sabrina. I'm not down-low. 770 734 00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:09,881 I love women, just women, 735 00:32:09,942 --> 00:32:12,874 Especially women that are-- I don't know-- 736 00:32:12,935 --> 00:32:15,108 5'7", small waist, 737 00:32:15,171 --> 00:32:19,895 And know how to wear the hell Out of a blue dress. 738 00:32:19,953 --> 00:32:21,884 Sabrina: it's black. 739 00:32:21,948 --> 00:32:24,603 Calvin: heh. Are you serious? 740 00:32:24,665 --> 00:32:27,527 That dress is clearly blue. These eyes don't miss nothing. 741 00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:30,589 Sabrina: no. This dress is black. 742 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:32,685 Calvin: uh, excuse me. 743 00:32:32,749 --> 00:32:35,714 Can you please tell me What color 744 00:32:35,776 --> 00:32:37,983 Is this beautiful woman's Dress, please? 745 00:32:38,046 --> 00:32:40,598 - blue. - thank you. 746 00:32:40,661 --> 00:32:42,385 Oh, and can we get Another round? 747 00:32:42,449 --> 00:32:43,931 - sure.- appreciate it. 748 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:45,790 Sabrina: I don't care What she says. 749 00:32:45,854 --> 00:32:47,648 My dress is black. 750 00:32:47,712 --> 00:32:49,643 Calvin: hmm. 751 00:32:49,707 --> 00:32:52,362 Well, perhaps I'll get a chance To check the tag later. 752 00:32:54,523 --> 00:32:56,696 Come on. I'm kidding. 753 00:32:56,759 --> 00:32:58,069 Sabrina: and if you came here Because you think 754 00:32:58,135 --> 00:32:59,997 I'm gonna sleep with you, You can leave. 755 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,751 Calvin: now, do you think That I would come into the bank 756 00:33:02,812 --> 00:33:04,812 All those weeks trying To get your attention 757 00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:06,739 Just so I could sleep with you? 758 00:33:06,802 --> 00:33:08,596 Sabrina: I hope not. 759 00:33:08,661 --> 00:33:10,661 Calvin: give yourself More credit than that. 797 760 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:13,926 I'm just not giving you Anything. 761 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:17,923 Calvin: ho ho! Ouch. Ok. 762 00:33:17,982 --> 00:33:23,051 All right, but you are A beautiful woman, though. 763 00:33:23,107 --> 00:33:25,556 Sabrina: thank you. 764 00:33:25,619 --> 00:33:26,825 Calvin: so what's wrong With you? 765 00:33:26,891 --> 00:33:28,685 Why ain't you got no man? 766 00:33:28,748 --> 00:33:29,886 Sabrina: wow. That is such An aggravating question. 767 00:33:29,952 --> 00:33:31,608 Calvin: now, why is that? 768 00:33:31,673 --> 00:33:33,845 Sabrina: because, I mean, People like you 769 00:33:33,909 --> 00:33:35,909 Ask somebody why they're single 770 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:38,317 Because they think Something's wrong with them. 771 00:33:38,381 --> 00:33:40,450 What if I just didn't findThe right guy yet? 772 00:33:40,513 --> 00:33:43,237 Calvin: well... 773 00:33:43,299 --> 00:33:46,437 Here's to the end of yet. 774 00:34:02,906 --> 00:34:04,664 Zac: you really Changed the locks? 775 00:34:04,729 --> 00:34:05,798 Karen: my brother did As soon as you left. 776 00:34:08,823 --> 00:34:11,478 Just get your shit and go. 777 00:34:16,149 --> 00:34:17,736 Zac: 3 years, 778 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,800 You're just gonna throw it All away just like that. 779 00:34:18,867 --> 00:34:20,660 Karen: no. 780 00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:22,137 You threw it away when you got With that insta-ho. 781 00:34:22,204 --> 00:34:24,204 - I was-- - what? What you was, huh? 782 00:34:24,268 --> 00:34:27,337 Zac: can we at least Talk about this? 783 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,777 Karen: can you just go? 784 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,254 Zac: you act like this ain't My place, too, karen. 785 00:34:32,317 --> 00:34:35,109 Karen: what the hellYou talking about? 786 00:34:35,172 --> 00:34:36,585 Zac: oh, so you gonna act Like I ain't help you 787 00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:38,340 With the deposit? 788 00:34:38,405 --> 00:34:40,129 Karen: and you ain't spent A dime on rent since, 789 00:34:40,192 --> 00:34:42,572 So I damn sure think We are even, zac. 790 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:45,046 Zac: all right... 791 00:34:47,623 --> 00:34:50,589 But you asked me What love is, right? 792 00:34:50,651 --> 00:34:54,616 I don't know. You know where I come from. 793 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:56,572 I've just been trying To figure this all out. 794 00:34:58,322 --> 00:35:00,356 I've never had a woman Like you before. 795 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,449 Karen: and you never will again. 796 00:35:06,852 --> 00:35:10,370 Zac: I know, So damn stupid. 797 00:35:12,252 --> 00:35:15,562 I don't know how I keep Doing this to us. 836 798 00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:22,442 Baby, help me, please. 799 00:35:22,503 --> 00:35:24,055 Karen: leave. 800 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,602 Zac: baby, help me get better. 801 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:30,150 If you leave me now, I'll be lost forever. 802 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:35,656 When I met you, you saved me. You did that. 803 00:35:37,088 --> 00:35:38,674 Karen: zac-- 804 00:35:38,739 --> 00:35:41,084 Zac: look. Baby, please-- 805 00:35:41,147 --> 00:35:43,112 - zac, stop. No. - please. 806 00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:46,969 Karen: I can't save you if you Are so hell-bent on drowning. 807 00:35:47,029 --> 00:35:49,960 Zac: baby, I'll get help. 808 00:35:50,021 --> 00:35:53,538 I swear I'll get help. I'll do whatever I got to do. 809 00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:55,599 It just-- It's not right. 810 00:35:55,663 --> 00:35:58,112 What I'm doing to you is not-- 850 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,206 811 00:36:00,581 --> 00:36:05,995 I need you, baby, I promise. Please, please-- 812 00:36:06,051 --> 00:36:07,948 [sobbing] 813 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:15,341 [sobbing continues] 814 00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:24,464 Andi: ah...Oh... 815 00:36:24,522 --> 00:36:26,247 Gary: mm... 816 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,587 Andi: hmm...Mwah. 817 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:30,446 Gary: ok. Hold on. Ah! 818 00:36:30,508 --> 00:36:32,301 Andi: ha ha ha! 819 00:36:37,010 --> 00:36:39,354 [smartphone chiming] 820 00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:41,555 Ha! Heh heh. 821 00:36:50,321 --> 00:36:52,252 Ha ha ha! 822 00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:58,892 No, that's not it. 823 00:36:58,956 --> 00:37:02,921 Uh! Shut up. 824 00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:06,497 Mm...Yeah. 825 00:37:09,481 --> 00:37:10,481 Gary: oh... 826 00:37:10,547 --> 00:37:11,616 Andi: I missed you. 827 00:37:11,682 --> 00:37:12,958 Gary: mm-hmm. 828 00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:14,472 [cell phone vibrates] 829 00:37:14,537 --> 00:37:17,227 Oh... 830 00:37:17,290 --> 00:37:18,531 Andi: round two? 831 00:37:18,596 --> 00:37:20,182 Gary: uh, heh. 832 00:37:20,247 --> 00:37:22,834 Andi: [chuckles] 833 00:37:22,897 --> 00:37:25,966 Gary: I got to go. 834 00:37:26,027 --> 00:37:28,337 Andi: well, I thought you wereSpending the night tonight. 835 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,572 Gary: I was going to, But she just texted me. 836 00:37:32,631 --> 00:37:36,390 My son has a fever. So sorry. 837 00:37:36,449 --> 00:37:40,242 Andi: gary, I have to say this. Uh, you can't keep-- 838 00:37:40,302 --> 00:37:45,095 Gary: babe, I can't fight With you and my wife, too. 839 00:37:45,152 --> 00:37:47,117 Andi: I'm not trying To fight with you. 840 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:49,009 I'm just trying to have A conversation about what-- 841 00:37:49,073 --> 00:37:52,004 Gary: I love you, And you have been so cool 842 00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:54,928 And so great Through all of this. 843 00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:58,542 Please don't Give up on me now. 844 00:38:01,215 --> 00:38:03,595 Just give me a few more months. 845 00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:07,106 Andi: hmm.You said that 3 months ago. 846 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:09,546 Gary: look at me. 847 00:38:09,609 --> 00:38:12,333 I love you. 848 00:38:12,395 --> 00:38:15,430 I love you, 849 00:38:15,491 --> 00:38:18,146 And I've always been Honest with you. 850 00:38:18,209 --> 00:38:20,105 She and I are at the end. 851 00:38:21,339 --> 00:38:22,753 We are. 852 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:28,221 I got to go. 853 00:38:42,356 --> 00:38:45,770 [buzzing] 854 00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:51,097 Karen: mm... 855 00:38:51,161 --> 00:38:54,230 [buzzing continues] 856 00:38:57,113 --> 00:39:00,078 Oh... 857 00:39:00,139 --> 00:39:02,415 Zac, I said you could stay On the sofa. 858 00:39:02,479 --> 00:39:05,065 Zac: I know. I just feel so bad, Everything I did to us. 859 00:39:05,127 --> 00:39:07,127 Karen: ok, but the sofa. 860 00:39:07,191 --> 00:39:09,088 Zac: yeah, but, like, Can I just hug you? 861 00:39:09,152 --> 00:39:11,255 Like, I feel so lonely Out there. 862 00:39:11,319 --> 00:39:13,940 Karen: no. Zac, the sofa. 863 00:39:14,002 --> 00:39:15,898 Go. What are you doing? 864 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:16,962 Zac: what you usingThat thing for? 865 00:39:17,029 --> 00:39:18,236 Karen: zac, stop. 866 00:39:18,302 --> 00:39:19,923 Zac: I hear you Using that thing. 867 00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:23,297 Karen: stop, zac. Stop. Zac--ha ha ha! 868 00:39:23,358 --> 00:39:28,255 Zac, let go. Zac-- 869 00:39:28,312 --> 00:39:32,243 Oh...Zac-- 870 00:39:32,302 --> 00:39:35,233 Mm... 871 00:39:35,295 --> 00:39:37,778 [panting] 872 00:39:46,886 --> 00:39:48,680 [applause] 873 00:39:54,901 --> 00:39:56,901 Man: mm, you did it. 874 00:39:56,965 --> 00:39:58,137 Andi: thank you. 875 00:39:58,203 --> 00:39:59,962 Man: so word got around. 876 00:40:00,027 --> 00:40:01,854 Apparently, helen has a friend Who's also married 877 00:40:01,918 --> 00:40:04,160 To the ceo Of a "Fortune" 500 company, 878 00:40:04,224 --> 00:40:06,982 Who's waiting to see you In your office. 879 00:40:07,044 --> 00:40:08,872 - hi. - hi. 880 00:40:08,936 --> 00:40:10,039 Andi: I'm sorry. I didn't mean To keep you waiting. 881 00:40:10,105 --> 00:40:11,174 Woman: oh, no worries. 882 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,240 Andi: heh. 923 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:22,379 883 00:40:15,128 --> 00:40:18,714 Andi: I'm andrea barnes, But everyone calls me andi. 884 00:40:18,774 --> 00:40:20,015 Jasmine: jasmine borders. 885 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,873 Andi: and you're friends With helen? 886 00:40:21,938 --> 00:40:23,318 Jasmine: yes. 887 00:40:23,383 --> 00:40:25,038 You got a really great Result for her. 888 00:40:25,103 --> 00:40:26,999 Andi: yes. We did. We worked really hard at it. 889 00:40:27,063 --> 00:40:30,925 Jasmine: hmm. Yes. Um, I'm sure. 890 00:40:30,985 --> 00:40:33,847 [clears throat] 891 00:40:33,908 --> 00:40:35,839 Andi: first, I'd like to say, I hate that we're here 892 00:40:35,903 --> 00:40:37,731 To talk about divorce. 893 00:40:37,796 --> 00:40:39,968 I wouldn't wish that on anyone. 894 00:40:40,031 --> 00:40:44,618 Jasmine: well, unfortunately, It's inevitable for some. 895 00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:46,779 Andi: yes. It is. 937 00:40:54,241 --> 00:40:58,172 896 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:53,833 Andi: and, hence, I have a job to do. 897 00:40:55,098 --> 00:41:00,167 Jasmine: so, um, Where do we start? 898 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,672 Andi: let's start With your husband's name. 899 00:41:02,734 --> 00:41:04,182 Jasmine: [exhales] 900 00:41:04,248 --> 00:41:06,696 Gary-- 901 00:41:06,759 --> 00:41:08,759 Gary marshall borders. 902 00:41:12,263 --> 00:41:14,780 Announcer: next on "Sistas"... 903 00:41:14,843 --> 00:41:15,877 Jasmine: I know he's Cheating with someone, 904 00:41:15,943 --> 00:41:17,047 And I'm sick of it. 905 00:41:17,113 --> 00:41:19,561 Andi: do you have proof? 906 00:41:19,624 --> 00:41:21,038 - and we're sitting there... - mm-hmm? 907 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,379 Sabrina: and then This guy comes in. 908 00:41:23,442 --> 00:41:26,579 Calvin: oh, my god. Lance? Oh, look at you! Oh, mm-- 909 00:41:26,641 --> 00:41:28,504 - oh. - oh. 952 910 00:41:29,909 --> 00:41:31,564 How you did that to her. 911 00:41:31,628 --> 00:41:32,697 Zac: why would you Be thinking about her? 912 00:41:32,763 --> 00:41:34,694 This between you and me. 913 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,656 Andi: I can't represent Jasmine borders. 914 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,375 There is a clear Conflict of interest. 915 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,681 Man: I think you need to think 916 00:41:39,746 --> 00:41:41,022 Long and hard About this conflict. 917 00:41:41,088 --> 00:41:43,054 Andi: are you firing me? 918 00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:47,654 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 67390

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