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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,417 --> 00:00:05,501 [mysterious music] 2 00:00:13,084 --> 00:00:16,084 [woman vocalizing] 3 00:00:31,251 --> 00:00:33,501 [engine rumbling] 4 00:01:08,917 --> 00:01:11,209 [music continues] 5 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,459 - [radio clicks] - [rock music] 6 00:01:26,626 --> 00:01:28,459 ♪ I got a red car with blue tail lights ♪ 7 00:01:28,626 --> 00:01:30,501 ♪ Shiny red seats with piping in white ♪ 8 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:32,268 ♪ Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood ♪ 9 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,393 ♪ She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's running good ♪ 10 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:35,751 ♪ Let's go ♪ 11 00:01:36,501 --> 00:01:38,251 ♪ Ride into the mountains above ♪ 12 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:39,584 ♪ It's low ♪ 13 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:42,584 ♪ My big red rocket of love ♪ 14 00:01:42,751 --> 00:01:45,792 ♪ My big red rocket of love ♪ 15 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:57,417 ♪ I got a little honey you just got to know ♪ 16 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,376 ♪ Driving this bomb as fast it will go ♪ 17 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,268 ♪ Drive the red rocket past the local dive ♪ 18 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:03,251 ♪ She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba in overdrive ♪ 19 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:05,376 ♪ Let's go ♪ 20 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,167 ♪ Ride into the mountains above ♪ 21 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:08,834 ♪ It's low ♪ 22 00:02:09,376 --> 00:02:11,251 ♪ My big red rocket of love ♪ 23 00:02:11,417 --> 00:02:12,834 ♪ My big red rocket of love ♪ 24 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:15,876 [heavenly music] 25 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:23,001 - [upbeat music] - [woman vocalizing] 26 00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:11,876 Get in. 27 00:03:20,084 --> 00:03:21,834 - [radio clicks] - [rock music] 28 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:24,292 ♪ Pushers, the pushers real as ♪ 29 00:03:24,459 --> 00:03:26,126 ♪ The perfect Jesus ♪ 30 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:28,042 ♪ The perfect pressure ♪ 31 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:29,959 ♪ Of the safest side ♪ 32 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,834 ♪ Of the safest side ♪ 33 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:33,959 ♪ Of the safest side ♪ 34 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:36,792 So, what's your name? 35 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:39,126 What do you give a shit what my name is? 36 00:03:39,292 --> 00:03:40,626 Aren't you worried I'm a cop? 37 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:43,084 [snarls] 38 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:46,792 Uh, I think maybe a condom's in order, here, huh? 39 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:48,376 - [bottle crashes] - [Nico growls] 40 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:50,667 [loud buzzing] 41 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,876 [lightning crackles] 42 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:57,167 [Nico moaning] 43 00:03:59,376 --> 00:04:02,417 [mysterious music] 44 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,626 [Nico growls] 45 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:17,751 - [gun thuds] - [screams] 46 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:21,667 - [upbeat music] - [woman vocalizing] 47 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,209 [upbeat jazz music] 48 00:05:03,584 --> 00:05:05,626 Isn't this fabulous, Harry? 49 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:07,334 - Harold. - Harold. 50 00:05:08,001 --> 00:05:09,042 Richard! 51 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,126 Oh, wonderful show. 52 00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:14,334 I understand the artist died just after you signed him. 53 00:05:14,501 --> 00:05:16,292 Yes. Such a shock. 54 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:19,209 Terrible, really. He was such a difficult young man. 55 00:05:19,376 --> 00:05:22,667 So talented, so tortured. 56 00:05:22,834 --> 00:05:25,292 - We-- - Stop whining, Richard. 57 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,667 I happen to know that his works have tripled in value 58 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:30,084 since he died and you're making a killing. 59 00:05:30,501 --> 00:05:31,792 What happened to him? 60 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,751 Someone broke into his loft 61 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,876 and beat him to death with a hammer. 62 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:39,417 It's absolu--absolutely tragic. 63 00:05:39,584 --> 00:05:41,084 You are so terrible, Richard. 64 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:43,376 [laughs] 65 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:44,834 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 66 00:05:45,001 --> 00:05:46,227 Some people I know just came in. 67 00:05:46,251 --> 00:05:48,834 I must go say hello. Excuse me. 68 00:05:49,084 --> 00:05:51,376 [laughs] 69 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:56,792 Now that's what I call a caring guy. 70 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,626 Who, Richard? Ugh, isn't he awful? 71 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:04,417 So, Harold, what do you do? 72 00:06:04,751 --> 00:06:06,042 I'm a producer. 73 00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:07,334 Really? 74 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,876 Have you ever done any hardcore pornography? 75 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:12,209 I'm in television. 76 00:06:13,084 --> 00:06:16,001 I see that now, you're very short. 77 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,459 You know what you can do with that, lady? 78 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:22,667 You can... [whispers indistinctly] 79 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:25,959 That is the most vulgar proposition I've heard all day. 80 00:06:26,626 --> 00:06:27,751 Why don't we go to my place 81 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:30,251 and find out if it's humanly possible? 82 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:46,667 Dallas! 83 00:06:47,459 --> 00:06:50,334 What on Earth? It's been 20 years! 84 00:06:50,501 --> 00:06:51,876 Hello, Ulrike. 85 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:01,810 Aren't you gonna introduce me to your friend? 86 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,626 Well, I would, but I can't remember his name. 87 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,126 Harold Cohen. 88 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:12,542 How about those Dodgers, Harold? 89 00:07:13,126 --> 00:07:16,751 Harry here wants to try something really disgusting on me. 90 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:19,042 So, why don't you make yourself comfortable? 91 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:23,376 [Harold] It's Harold. 92 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,501 [sultry music] 93 00:07:30,126 --> 00:07:33,042 Take those clothes off, Harold! 94 00:07:35,126 --> 00:07:36,792 [chuckles] 95 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:41,042 Oh, you're such a plump and juicy little mister. 96 00:07:41,626 --> 00:07:44,626 - [Ulrike growls] - [Harold screaming] 97 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,751 Dallas, come and get it. 98 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:02,876 [Dallas snarls] 99 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:08,459 - [Dallas growls] - [loud buzzing] 100 00:08:08,626 --> 00:08:10,376 [lightning crackles] 101 00:08:22,876 --> 00:08:24,036 If I'd known you were coming, 102 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:25,584 I would have found someone larger. 103 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:28,887 So, you need any help cleaning up this mess? 104 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,792 Oh, don't bother, darling. 105 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:33,167 I use a service. 106 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:34,376 You're joking. 107 00:08:35,959 --> 00:08:37,542 It's run by the Count. 108 00:08:39,042 --> 00:08:41,292 So, how is the old monster? 109 00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:42,876 Oh, still the same. 110 00:08:43,042 --> 00:08:45,876 But, if you are smart, you will avoid any confrontation. 111 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:49,167 I'm sure his feelings have not softened towards you. 112 00:08:51,751 --> 00:08:53,709 Made any new bloodsuckers while I've been away? 113 00:08:54,084 --> 00:08:57,667 The Count hasn't let us work the change in years. 114 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,792 But there is this trashy little female 115 00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:02,584 running around in Hollywood, posing as a prostitute. 116 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:06,126 If anybody knows anything about her, they aren't talking. 117 00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:07,917 [body cracking] 118 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:10,709 What's she like? 119 00:09:10,876 --> 00:09:12,709 Why are you so interested? 120 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:14,751 I'm always interested in new faces. 121 00:09:15,334 --> 00:09:18,667 They call her the Hollywood Slasher. 122 00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:21,792 And the Count isn't concerned? 123 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,959 Well, of course he's concerned, but hey, you know, 124 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:26,959 what is he going to do? She keeps escaping his people. 125 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:30,542 I hear it's driving him crazy. 126 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:32,209 I'll just bet. 127 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:35,626 Dallas, [clearing throat] please. 128 00:09:38,292 --> 00:09:41,126 [loud buzzing] 129 00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:43,334 [lightning crackles] 130 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:47,417 [Nico panting] 131 00:09:55,334 --> 00:09:56,876 [Nico groans] 132 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:01,584 - [upbeat funky music] - Yo, baby! 133 00:10:07,209 --> 00:10:08,709 Wanna talk to you for a little bit. 134 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,084 Hey, listen. 135 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:12,001 I feel like shit and I'm in a hurry. 136 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:14,542 Yeah, I can see that, baby, but it's all good. 137 00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:16,806 I got a little something-something for you. 138 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,584 - [vomiting] - [woman screams] 139 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,667 Fuck. 140 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:31,542 [elegant orchestral music] 141 00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:48,042 Excuse me, I'm looking for a young man. 142 00:10:48,209 --> 00:10:49,959 He's about 20 years of age. 143 00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:52,126 Probably came in her last night, no? 144 00:10:55,126 --> 00:10:56,417 What is your party's name, sir? 145 00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:59,126 I don't know, he uses so many different names. 146 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:03,084 I'll tell you, he has extraordinarily white skin. 147 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,376 Can't help you without a name, sir. 148 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:08,834 You don't understand, this man has all sorts of names! 149 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,917 The point is that he is dangerous! 150 00:11:12,084 --> 00:11:13,334 He is not 20! 151 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:14,751 He's ancient! 152 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,251 Sir, would you please lower your voice? 153 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,251 You're telling me, 154 00:11:20,251 --> 00:11:25,126 Dr. Van Helsing from Vienna, to lower his voice? 155 00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:28,751 [speaking German] 156 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:33,876 Sir, you'll have to leave the premises now. 157 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:35,584 Dr. Van Helsing has to leave the-- 158 00:11:35,751 --> 00:11:39,126 These people can take over the entire world for God's sakes! 159 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:41,667 We are in danger! 160 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,001 They are vampires! 161 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,209 You hear me? 162 00:11:44,376 --> 00:11:46,459 These people are demons, I'm talking about! 163 00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:48,417 They control the international press! 164 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,376 They control the international banking! 165 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,042 They drink blood! 166 00:11:55,001 --> 00:11:57,667 [upbeat music] 167 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:10,542 [both purring] 168 00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:26,292 The ad is: "Wanted, a strong and brave young man 169 00:12:26,459 --> 00:12:30,167 who's not afraid, brave, B-R-A-V-E, 170 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,001 who's not afraid to get his hands dirty 171 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,251 in a cause that is holy." 172 00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:38,251 Holy like church. 173 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,584 Ho--H-O-L-Y! 174 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:44,042 [upbeat jazz music] 175 00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:00,001 [chuckles] 176 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,084 [all] Surprise! 177 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:11,251 [Dallas] Vincent! Panthia! 178 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,042 Richard, how are you? 179 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:17,143 - Lovely to see you. - Panthia, you look 180 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,417 lovely as ever. 181 00:13:18,584 --> 00:13:19,876 And how is the little one? 182 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,042 Well. 183 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:23,542 He just moved. 184 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,084 - Did you feel it? - I think so. 185 00:13:25,251 --> 00:13:26,584 How she loves that baby. 186 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:28,314 How long have you been expecting now? 187 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,167 Oh, 115 years of joy. 188 00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:32,852 Yeah, thank God she can't have the fucking thing. 189 00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:34,393 - [Dallas laughs] - How long are you gonna 190 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:35,459 be in town for? 191 00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:38,167 - I'm not sure. - I've just found the most 192 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,167 wonderful house in North Hollywood. 193 00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:42,251 A home for battered wives. 194 00:13:43,084 --> 00:13:46,792 Perhaps you'd like to join me for a bloody massacre? 195 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,626 God, you're still one sick fuck of a vampire, Vincent. 196 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:53,709 Well, why don't I pick you up next week, and we'll have an evening of fun. 197 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,626 I'm going to slip into something much more comfortable. 198 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,001 And then we'll all go out 199 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:01,292 and we'll celebrate Dallas's return to LA. 200 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,792 - Ah. - Yes? [laughs] 201 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,626 [chattering indistinctly] 202 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,084 [mysterious music] 203 00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:25,876 No! 204 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,084 [yelps] 205 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,917 [group laughs] 206 00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:42,751 This is Dr. Van Helsing. 207 00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,084 I'm watching them. 208 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,459 I didn't know there was this many involved. 209 00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:48,501 It's a larger concentration. 210 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,417 I don't know how the Institute overlooked it. 211 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:54,501 I'm going to try to gauge and investigate 212 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,834 the extent of this infestation. 213 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:02,001 And God help us all, huh? 214 00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:08,626 [crickets chirping] 215 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:13,251 [upbeat dance music] 216 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,959 [man] I have a feeling it was a waste. 217 00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:22,709 - [man 2] No! - It was a waste! 218 00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:26,209 [upbeat dance music] 219 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,459 LA's become quite a mecca for our type, Dallas. 220 00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,792 - [Richard laughs] - [woman whimpering] 221 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:41,167 Ah, this is really something! 222 00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,834 [woman screams] 223 00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:54,556 There's never been anything quite like it. 224 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:56,542 Oh, excuse me, love. 225 00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:58,042 [screams] 226 00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,459 [woman screams] 227 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,167 [Richard growls] 228 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:03,626 [Richard laughs] 229 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,709 - [woman screams] - [Richard growls] 230 00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:13,126 - [cage rattling] - [woman screams] 231 00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,001 [music continues] 232 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,167 No! I'm an attorney! 233 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,792 You can't do this! 234 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,042 Stop! 235 00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:27,834 I'll sue every last one of you! 236 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,584 No! Let me go! 237 00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:37,167 Please! No! 238 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,917 [screams] 239 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:41,292 Two black and tan. 240 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,376 [Ulrike laughs] 241 00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:50,709 [man screams] 242 00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:55,001 - Hello. - [group screams] 243 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,334 [attorney screams] 244 00:17:03,584 --> 00:17:05,042 Ooh, is he Italian? 245 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,501 I was wanting Italian tonight. 246 00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:11,667 [all screaming] 247 00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:14,501 Shit. 248 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,834 Hello, wanker. 249 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,249 [Dallas] What do you want? 250 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,626 Me master would like to have a word with you. 251 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,709 - I'll be right back. - Mm. 252 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,792 [Dallas] Hello, Count. 253 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,001 It's been a long time. 254 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:41,126 What do you want in my lovely city? 255 00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:42,949 Well, I'm just here on a visit. 256 00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:44,376 Visit? 257 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,167 I'll give you three days 258 00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,501 to enjoy the city and see the sights. 259 00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:51,334 After that, I want you to slither back 260 00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:54,876 into the rancid, putrid hole that you crawled out from. 261 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:56,542 I hadn't heard I'd been exiled. 262 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,709 Are you going to let this impertinent ass 263 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,917 ruin such a wonderful dinner? 264 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,459 Shut up. 265 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,626 [Richard] Dallas! 266 00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,376 Something wrong old boy? 267 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,792 [music continues] 268 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,667 Dallas, what is wrong? 269 00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:25,417 Is it the Count? 270 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,084 Something going on? 271 00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:28,792 Dallas had words with the Count. 272 00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:31,084 Shit. I think we'd better get out of here, then. 273 00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:32,626 I'll go get Vincent and Panthia. 274 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,167 All right. Pinkie. 275 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,042 Thank you. 276 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,126 Look, everyone hates me 277 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,092 and it's all because of that Nazi Van Helsing. 278 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,542 Well, it takes time for people to forget, Dallas, 279 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:44,834 but they do, they do. 280 00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,626 30 years, 30 fucking years of putting up 281 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,143 with the whispers and the sidelong glances. 282 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,685 You know, I didn't have a choice, all right? 283 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:50,959 Have I ever said otherwise? 284 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:53,084 - [upbeat music] - [people screaming] 285 00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:55,792 [saw buzzing] 286 00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:58,751 [screaming] 287 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:03,542 All right, get in. 288 00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:11,167 It's very interesting, they come in and out 289 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:14,167 of this big building that's some kind of an establishment. 290 00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,334 I don't know, maybe club or something. 291 00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:19,792 Evidently, it's popular. I don't know, but there are many. 292 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,334 It's an infestation. 293 00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:23,084 [Richard] ♪ Yee-haw ♪ 294 00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:26,001 ♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪ 295 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,917 I'm glad to see you again, Dallas. 296 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,542 It's not often we have visitors. 297 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,792 Let's kill some people together real soon. 298 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,102 - See you. - [Richard] Goodbye, Vincent. 299 00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:35,768 Goodnight, remember to pull your drapes! 300 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,584 ♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪ 301 00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:39,834 ♪ Yee-haw ♪ 302 00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:51,042 ♪ It's your nutty nigga, how you figure you can take my shit and break ♪ 303 00:19:51,209 --> 00:19:54,089 ♪ Try that shit you thinking 'bout and hollow point gon' lead your wake ♪ 304 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,326 ♪ 'Cause ain't no jacking me ♪ 305 00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:57,084 ♪ For no green, we done no dividends ♪ 306 00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:59,209 ♪ Niggas get they shit blew up, so motherfucker ♪ 307 00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:00,792 ♪ Best of friends ♪ 308 00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,102 ♪ Killing his so-so block, or straight up pull out his Glock ♪ 309 00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:04,446 ♪ He's been shot, took his knot ♪ 310 00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:06,626 ♪ Left him in the parking lot, no mercy on the enemy ♪ 311 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,917 Ja. Coming. 312 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,542 Ja, what is it? 313 00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:14,626 [man] Yo, I called about the job. 314 00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:16,959 Oh, yeah. Yeah, come in. 315 00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:18,709 Come in, come in, come in. 316 00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:24,084 Uh, yeah, my name is Dr. Van Helsing. 317 00:20:24,251 --> 00:20:25,834 Yeah, people call me Time Bomb. 318 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,084 That's some old dubious shit you got there on that bed, Doc. 319 00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:33,459 Tell me something, what do you know about vampires? 320 00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,227 I know a lot, you know what I'm saying? 321 00:20:35,251 --> 00:20:36,876 I watch TV. You know what I'm saying? 322 00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:39,334 Aha, well, I tell you what I'm willing to do. 323 00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:42,876 I am going to give you 1,000 dollars a week, 324 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:48,251 plus 1,000 dollars for every drinker of blood we destroy. 325 00:20:49,084 --> 00:20:50,167 [chuckles] 326 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:51,584 Yeah, all right. Whatever. 327 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:53,792 You don't believe in vampires? 328 00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:55,709 Yo. 329 00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:57,768 Long as you writing them checks, Doc, 330 00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,001 I'll fuck up anybody you say. 331 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:00,917 I don't understand this. 332 00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:03,501 You're telling me you don't believe in vampires, 333 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:07,459 yet you're willing to drive a stake through someone's heart? 334 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,751 Yo, I need this job. 335 00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:12,501 That bad? 336 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:14,584 Yeah. 337 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:16,917 Okay. 338 00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:19,709 You can consider yourself an employee 339 00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:23,417 of Dr. Van Helsing's Institute of Vienna. 340 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:27,792 [mysterious orchestral music] 341 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:43,584 [whispering] Open it. 342 00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:47,042 - What's this? - Shh! For God's sake. 343 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:04,412 [Van Helsing] There you are! 344 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:06,477 [Time Bomb whispering] Hey, yo, there's somebody in here, Doc. 345 00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:07,768 [Van Helsing] You don't have to worry. 346 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:10,876 He can't do anything as long as it's daylight. 347 00:22:11,876 --> 00:22:14,126 So, behold the vampire. 348 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,042 Yo, this guy's dead as shit, man. 349 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,126 [chuckles] That's what you think. Watch. 350 00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:20,876 - [dramatic music] - Ooh. 351 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:22,292 Van Helsing? 352 00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,834 Shit, that freak said your name, man! 353 00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:26,209 That's right. 354 00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:28,834 His kind, they all know my name. 355 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:36,959 All right, my friend, your days of evil are over. 356 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,459 You Nazi fuck! 357 00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:41,292 How is your son? 358 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:47,542 Don't you mention my son, you filthy-mouthed creature! 359 00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:55,042 Your son, Van Helsing, is screaming in Hell. 360 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,667 Screaming your name! 361 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,417 - Shut up! - [Vincent] In Hell! 362 00:22:58,667 --> 00:22:59,709 Here. 363 00:22:59,917 --> 00:23:01,751 You take the hammer. I'll take the stake. 364 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:03,837 Yo, yo, yo, maybe I'd better take the stake, man. 365 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,667 - No, no, no, no. - I'm on probation, man. 366 00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:06,914 I don't wanna fuck that up. 367 00:23:07,042 --> 00:23:08,227 [Van Helsing] Never mind the probation! 368 00:23:08,251 --> 00:23:09,917 We haven't got time to lose! 369 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:14,001 The sun goes down, he comes alive, he destroys both of us! 370 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:15,334 You have to strike. 371 00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:16,741 You strike with all your might. 372 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:18,834 Now, for God's sake, hit him, will you? 373 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:20,917 [groans] 374 00:23:21,084 --> 00:23:22,542 What's the matter with you, man? 375 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:25,417 You're gonna have to finish by yourself. 376 00:23:26,042 --> 00:23:27,501 Aw, shit, man! 377 00:23:27,792 --> 00:23:29,042 It's my heart. 378 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,251 [Time Bomb] Fuck, man. 379 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,251 I get my bonus for this, right? 380 00:23:32,626 --> 00:23:34,667 Ja! Kill! 381 00:23:34,876 --> 00:23:40,126 In the name of God, kill, kill, kill, kill! 382 00:23:40,542 --> 00:23:42,209 Jesus Christ, do it! 383 00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:44,959 - [hammer clangs] - [groaning] 384 00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:46,751 - [dramatic music] - [Van Helsing] Kill! 385 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,959 - [hammer thuds] - [screams] 386 00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:51,876 - [hammer thuds] - [Van Helsing] Kill! 387 00:23:52,042 --> 00:23:53,251 - [hammer thuds] - [hissing] 388 00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:55,042 Kill, kill, kill! 389 00:23:55,251 --> 00:23:58,042 [hammer thudding] 390 00:23:58,209 --> 00:24:00,834 - [intense music] - [groaning] 391 00:24:09,126 --> 00:24:11,626 [screaming] 392 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:16,834 God, man... 393 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,042 See you in Hell. 394 00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:23,792 In Hell. 395 00:24:29,376 --> 00:24:30,751 Shit. 396 00:24:31,959 --> 00:24:34,417 Yo, that's gotta be the worst shit I've seen in my life, man. 397 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:38,709 Now you will take the saw from the box 398 00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:40,667 and you separate his head from his body. 399 00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:42,001 Say what? 400 00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:45,917 I said, if you want your bonus, 401 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,626 you take the saw from the box 402 00:24:49,376 --> 00:24:52,251 and you separate his head from his body! 403 00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:55,376 Jesus Christ, do it! 404 00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:57,501 You want the money? 405 00:24:57,751 --> 00:25:01,167 Then do it! Take the saw, in the name of God! 406 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,251 Do it! 407 00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:04,667 Do it! 408 00:25:05,251 --> 00:25:06,501 Do it! 409 00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:07,667 Do it! 410 00:25:08,334 --> 00:25:09,376 Yeah! 411 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,334 - Do it! - [shouting] 412 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:12,792 Do it! 413 00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:15,751 Do it! 414 00:25:16,334 --> 00:25:17,542 - [shouts] - Do it! 415 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,084 - Take it! - [grunts] 416 00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:26,376 Thank you. 417 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:28,667 Fuck. 418 00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:30,376 Almighty God. 419 00:25:39,334 --> 00:25:41,001 [growls] 420 00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:43,584 [engine rumbling] 421 00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:50,876 Want a date? 422 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,376 Hop in. 423 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:09,376 - [radio clicks] - [rock music] 424 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:12,834 ♪ Standing here for the runaway ♪ 425 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:18,459 ♪ Even from here I can hear a thousand voices ♪ 426 00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:21,251 ♪ Shimmering, resounding ♪ 427 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:23,709 ♪ To be irreverent ones ♪ 428 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,001 ♪ To be irreverent ones ♪ 429 00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:30,001 ♪ And we will rise ♪ 430 00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:33,292 [crickets chirping] 431 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:36,876 - So, how long have-- - Shh. 432 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,376 Listen. 433 00:26:40,001 --> 00:26:41,001 What? 434 00:26:41,459 --> 00:26:42,584 Can't you hear it? 435 00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:44,584 What? 436 00:26:45,209 --> 00:26:46,542 The beating of your heart. 437 00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,834 - [bottle shatters] - [Dallas groans] 438 00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:56,459 [loud buzzing] 439 00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:02,542 [Nico moaning] 440 00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:19,334 [panting] 441 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:22,792 - [gasps] - Ooh, that was great. 442 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:26,251 [winds blowing] 443 00:27:27,917 --> 00:27:30,626 [panting] 444 00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:33,751 [sultry music] 445 00:27:36,917 --> 00:27:39,209 [both moaning] 446 00:27:54,751 --> 00:27:56,001 You like it, don't you? 447 00:27:57,626 --> 00:27:59,001 Yes. 448 00:28:03,209 --> 00:28:06,376 [moaning] 449 00:28:15,001 --> 00:28:16,376 Okay, okay, that's it. 450 00:28:16,959 --> 00:28:18,292 Any more and I'm gonna get sick. 451 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,792 What do you want with me? 452 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:26,167 I wanna help you. 453 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,084 Yeah, right. 454 00:28:28,251 --> 00:28:29,417 You don't even know me. 455 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,685 I know there's a whole bunch of bad characters out there 456 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:32,792 ready to kill you. 457 00:28:32,959 --> 00:28:34,209 Oh, yeah? 458 00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:36,626 Well, I'm gonna make them wish they was never born. 459 00:28:37,001 --> 00:28:38,417 That won't do you any good. 460 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:41,667 There's a powerful Count out there that wants you dead. 461 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,084 He uses mortals for security. 462 00:28:44,251 --> 00:28:46,292 Mortals, hear me? Now, you've killed a few. 463 00:28:47,251 --> 00:28:49,501 Next time, you'll be up against vampires just like us. 464 00:28:49,876 --> 00:28:51,126 You won't stand a chance. 465 00:28:51,334 --> 00:28:52,584 I don't get it. 466 00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:54,542 What did I ever do to this Count guy? 467 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,887 Everyone's afraid you're gonna get arrested. 468 00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,449 You know what will happen then? 469 00:28:59,292 --> 00:29:01,251 The whole world will know vampires exist. 470 00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:03,959 And the human race will hunt us down like rats. 471 00:29:04,834 --> 00:29:06,459 So, to us, you're dangerous. 472 00:29:06,751 --> 00:29:07,991 Yeah, well, you know something? 473 00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:09,584 I am dangerous. 474 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,792 No, you're not dangerous. Just stupid. 475 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,709 Hey! I'm the one holding the gun, okay? 476 00:29:14,876 --> 00:29:18,042 So that makes me smart, and you stupid. 477 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,001 Better take the safety off then. 478 00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:24,917 Look, if I wanted you dead, 479 00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:26,884 I would've killed you when you got in the car. 480 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:29,459 Would've been so easy. 481 00:29:30,126 --> 00:29:32,001 [snarls] 482 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:35,639 [Tlme Bomb] What was that shit that freak was saying about your son? 483 00:29:36,126 --> 00:29:37,810 I mean, hey, if you don't wanna talk about it, 484 00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:39,126 it's all right. 485 00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,126 No, that's all right. 486 00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:46,459 It's all right, it's just nearly 20 years ago, 487 00:29:46,626 --> 00:29:48,376 there was this vampire. 488 00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:55,292 And he wanted revenge and he chose the most heinous 489 00:29:55,459 --> 00:29:59,834 and cowardly way, you know, to do it 490 00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:03,376 to my crippled son. 491 00:30:04,959 --> 00:30:05,959 Hans. 492 00:30:06,376 --> 00:30:07,459 What he do? 493 00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:11,542 He held out false hope he'd walk again. 494 00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:15,834 He plied him with lies and he seduced him. 495 00:30:16,001 --> 00:30:17,584 And then, finally, 496 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:24,126 he made him one of them. 497 00:30:24,584 --> 00:30:26,167 So, he made your boy a vampire? 498 00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:27,417 [Van Helsing] Ja. 499 00:30:27,584 --> 00:30:30,251 His mother tried to hide the facts from me, 500 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:35,626 but every night, she would go to visit the cemetery, 501 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:41,126 visit his grave and then she wouldn't come back until dawn. 502 00:30:41,751 --> 00:30:43,792 Then, one night, I followed her, 503 00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:46,417 and she went into the mausoleum 504 00:30:46,584 --> 00:30:49,001 the Van Helsings have always had 505 00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:51,709 for their final resting place. 506 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:57,584 I watched in horror as my Frieda entered the mausoleum. 507 00:30:58,417 --> 00:31:03,167 The sun was going down and I knew I only had a few moments to act. 508 00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:08,292 I knew that our Hans was not our Hans anymore. 509 00:31:08,459 --> 00:31:11,459 He was now a monstrous evil, 510 00:31:11,834 --> 00:31:14,876 with a doting mother to watch over him. 511 00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:17,209 Hey, Frieda, get out! Out, out, go! 512 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,292 Out, get out! You have to-- 513 00:31:19,459 --> 00:31:21,459 - No! - Out of here! 514 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:24,459 Father, no! Father, no! No! 515 00:31:24,626 --> 00:31:26,459 - [Hans groaning] No! - [Frieda sobbing] 516 00:31:26,626 --> 00:31:28,751 No! [sobbing] No! 517 00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:30,251 [Van Helsing] Die! 518 00:31:30,501 --> 00:31:31,834 Mama, Mama! 519 00:31:32,501 --> 00:31:33,667 [groans] 520 00:31:33,834 --> 00:31:35,084 It hurts! 521 00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:36,667 No! 522 00:31:38,459 --> 00:31:39,959 So, what happened to your old lady? 523 00:31:40,126 --> 00:31:43,167 She drank, uh, drank rat poison. 524 00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,209 That's some cold shit, man. 525 00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:52,334 And the vampire who did it is in this city now. 526 00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:54,042 No shit? 527 00:31:55,292 --> 00:32:01,626 And I have sworn I kill him. 528 00:32:03,417 --> 00:32:10,209 I have sworn, on the soul of my son, I destroy him. 529 00:32:13,209 --> 00:32:14,501 So help me God. 530 00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:18,626 You live in there? 531 00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:20,167 Yeah, you happy now? 532 00:32:22,459 --> 00:32:24,417 - No, are you? - I'm not complaining. 533 00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:28,251 I'd like you to tell me your memories of your life before all this. 534 00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:29,459 Before what? 535 00:32:29,626 --> 00:32:31,209 Before you became what you are now. 536 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:33,876 That's a hard question. 537 00:32:34,042 --> 00:32:35,393 You know, this place is a rat hole. 538 00:32:35,417 --> 00:32:37,177 Yeah, well, you know, it's my rat hole, okay? 539 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:38,542 Come on, let's go. 540 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:40,959 Will you relax? 541 00:32:43,209 --> 00:32:44,935 If I go with you, you promise you'll bring me 542 00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:46,751 right back here whenever I want? 543 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:48,876 I promise. 544 00:32:50,959 --> 00:32:52,584 Ulrike. 545 00:32:55,084 --> 00:32:56,751 Ulrike. 546 00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,209 Richard. Ulrike. 547 00:32:59,376 --> 00:33:00,376 Dead woman. 548 00:33:00,959 --> 00:33:02,292 Meet the Hollywood Slasher. 549 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,667 [Ulrike snarls] 550 00:33:05,834 --> 00:33:08,876 Are you insane, bringing this creature here? 551 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:11,584 [chuckles] Calm yourself, Ulrike. 552 00:33:12,126 --> 00:33:13,584 Well, well. 553 00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:15,292 Hello, my dear. 554 00:33:15,709 --> 00:33:17,126 Very nice to meet you at last. 555 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:20,167 Dallas, I knew you were irresponsible, 556 00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,792 but I think you might be mentally unbalanced. 557 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,084 Let me kill her now 558 00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:26,459 before the Count finds out and destroys us all. 559 00:33:26,626 --> 00:33:29,352 Oh, yeah, you fucking bitch? How about I blow your head off right now? 560 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:30,876 Now, now, ladies. Don't fight. 561 00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:32,251 Oh, you are insane. 562 00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:33,542 This creature must die. 563 00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:35,477 Look, Dallas, you promised that you'd take me home 564 00:33:35,501 --> 00:33:36,667 whenever I wanted. 565 00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:39,076 [Dallas] Would you just-- just wait a minute, all right? 566 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:42,459 Ulrike, I really need your help with this. 567 00:33:45,626 --> 00:33:47,084 Very well. 568 00:33:47,251 --> 00:33:51,292 If you are going to bring her here, I insist you bathe her. 569 00:33:51,751 --> 00:33:55,126 She smells like one of those disgusting homeless people. 570 00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:57,626 And I will not have it. 571 00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:02,001 You do need a bath, kid. 572 00:34:08,001 --> 00:34:09,251 Give me that! 573 00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:12,001 It'll be all right. 574 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:14,167 When did you last bathe, monster? 575 00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:17,542 Oh, look at these filthy, disgusting rags! 576 00:34:17,709 --> 00:34:19,084 She probably died in them. 577 00:34:19,251 --> 00:34:21,709 Oh, well, that's great. What am I supposed to wear? 578 00:34:21,876 --> 00:34:24,584 Oh, don't worry, I'll find you something much better. 579 00:34:25,292 --> 00:34:27,209 So, how old are you? 580 00:34:27,376 --> 00:34:28,501 I don't know! 581 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,709 Look at this, Richard. What do you think? 582 00:34:30,876 --> 00:34:32,102 [Richard] Oh, they're cute little things. 583 00:34:32,126 --> 00:34:34,251 I'd say she's been with us 20, 25 years-- 584 00:34:34,417 --> 00:34:37,042 Do you mind getting your fucking fingers out of my mouth? 585 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:39,251 - 20, 25 years. - [Richard laughing] 586 00:34:39,584 --> 00:34:40,584 Hmm. 587 00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:42,251 With the cigars, out! 588 00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:43,417 Go! 589 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:48,209 Okay, my little icky-pooh. 590 00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:50,626 Now I clean you for real. 591 00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:53,626 I have a lot of experience with this. 592 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,167 In Germany, we do it all the time. 593 00:34:57,417 --> 00:34:59,584 - Sit up. - [Nico groans] 594 00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:03,584 [Richard] I like your young lady. 595 00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:06,012 Of course, you Yankee doodle Air Force types 596 00:35:06,126 --> 00:35:08,001 get all the hot, young trumpets, don't ya? 597 00:35:08,626 --> 00:35:11,501 You know, I haven't flown anything since I was shot down in '43. 598 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:12,667 Really? 599 00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:14,852 Well, it's lucky the local vampires needed your help 600 00:35:14,876 --> 00:35:16,167 getting their green cards. 601 00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:19,167 [chuckles] How time flies. 602 00:35:19,876 --> 00:35:22,959 You know, these are rather nice. 603 00:35:23,584 --> 00:35:24,834 - Cuban? - A Cuban seed. 604 00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:26,001 Nicaraguan. 605 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:30,393 Pretty cool Jag, you and the missus seem to be doing well. 606 00:35:30,417 --> 00:35:31,542 Eh, all right, I suppose. 607 00:35:31,709 --> 00:35:33,268 Although, if it hadn't of been for the equity, 608 00:35:33,292 --> 00:35:34,972 Panthia and I hadn't those Florida condos, 609 00:35:35,084 --> 00:35:36,764 we'd have had to start again from scratch. 610 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:38,227 What, did you take out a second mortgage? 611 00:35:38,251 --> 00:35:39,584 Well, I had to when I... 612 00:35:39,834 --> 00:35:40,834 Hello. 613 00:35:41,001 --> 00:35:43,584 [gentle orchestral music] 614 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,792 When I bought the gallery. 615 00:35:49,959 --> 00:35:53,417 Thanks to stinking LA nouveau, we paid it off this year. 616 00:35:53,709 --> 00:35:55,709 Dallas, here is your child. 617 00:35:57,084 --> 00:35:58,251 Look at you. 618 00:35:59,459 --> 00:36:00,959 I wanna go home now, okay? 619 00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,206 It's gonna be sunrise soon. 620 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:03,751 Dallas, we need to talk. 621 00:36:05,459 --> 00:36:06,959 I'll be right back. 622 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,251 I know you are responsible for that creature in there. 623 00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:12,584 Do not even try and deny it. 624 00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:13,917 Am I missing something here? 625 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:15,604 Can't you see the way he looks at her? 626 00:36:15,792 --> 00:36:17,251 So? 627 00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:20,334 Oh, Richard, you are so dense. 628 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:21,834 He made her. 629 00:36:22,126 --> 00:36:24,584 He is the one responsible for turning that little cunt 630 00:36:24,751 --> 00:36:26,876 into the vampire she is today. 631 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:29,584 How can you possibly know that? 632 00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:31,501 Because I know. 633 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:32,667 All right? 634 00:36:34,501 --> 00:36:35,667 Oh, Dallas. 635 00:36:37,334 --> 00:36:39,417 You've been a very naughty boy, haven't you? 636 00:36:40,584 --> 00:36:41,935 I don't want her to know, all right? 637 00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:43,376 [Richard chuckles] 638 00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:45,334 Burn her, Dallas. 639 00:36:45,626 --> 00:36:47,084 Nobody's burning anyone. 640 00:36:47,251 --> 00:36:48,376 I fucking mean it. 641 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:49,982 [Richard] You have to admit, Dallas, 642 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:52,542 you've put us all in danger by bringing her here. 643 00:36:52,709 --> 00:36:54,292 [indistinct chattering] 644 00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:57,667 If anyone asks, you can just say she's visiting from Europe. 645 00:36:57,834 --> 00:37:00,626 - [Richard laughs] - Europe? 646 00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:02,626 That little white trash thing? 647 00:37:03,126 --> 00:37:05,292 And what are we supposed to do, huh, 648 00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:07,959 when she starts killing the bellboys 649 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,834 and draw attention to herself? 650 00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:11,209 She won't do that, okay? 651 00:37:13,542 --> 00:37:16,417 [heavenly music] 652 00:37:19,251 --> 00:37:21,667 [upbeat music] 653 00:37:24,292 --> 00:37:25,459 [dog barking] 654 00:37:25,626 --> 00:37:27,709 [snarls] 655 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,126 Wake up. Look. 656 00:37:31,501 --> 00:37:32,501 They're here. 657 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:36,292 [Time Bomb] I ain't never seen no vampires carrying no gun, Doc. 658 00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:38,727 Maybe you oughta bring some heavier weapons on this, 659 00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:40,042 you know what I'm saying? 660 00:37:40,209 --> 00:37:42,667 It's all right, when the sun comes up, then it's our turn. 661 00:37:48,126 --> 00:37:49,126 Fuck. 662 00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:56,959 Did you see a young girl just now? 663 00:37:57,584 --> 00:38:00,334 Sans clothes and carrying a pistol? 664 00:38:00,501 --> 00:38:03,584 [dramatic music] 665 00:38:20,334 --> 00:38:22,560 Do you know how dangerous that was, walking through the street like that? 666 00:38:22,584 --> 00:38:24,435 Your friends are all a bunch of snobs, you know that? 667 00:38:24,459 --> 00:38:26,542 Motherfucking wetbacks with their big-ass words, 668 00:38:26,709 --> 00:38:29,167 running around telling American citizens what to do. 669 00:38:29,334 --> 00:38:30,560 Look, the sun's gonna come up soon. 670 00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:32,224 Well, what do you want me to do about it? 671 00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:33,709 I have to get in there with you. 672 00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:37,042 I guess you're probably not used to this, huh? 673 00:38:37,876 --> 00:38:39,018 But if you're too hoity-toity, 674 00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:41,042 you can always stay out here and sizzle. 675 00:39:07,709 --> 00:39:10,268 [Dallas] You don't even know how long you've been walking the streets, do you? 676 00:39:10,292 --> 00:39:11,626 Don't you wanna have friends? 677 00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:13,334 Someone you can talk to? 678 00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:15,084 People you can feel comfortable with? 679 00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:16,751 [Nico] I do okay. 680 00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:19,001 [Dallas] Catch a movie, go dancing? 681 00:39:19,376 --> 00:39:21,876 - [Nico] You go dancing? - [Dallas] Sure, I go dancing. 682 00:39:23,126 --> 00:39:25,376 [Nico] I'd like to go dancing sometime. 683 00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:28,094 [Dallas] Well, maybe I'll take you one night. 684 00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:33,667 [mysterious music] 685 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,209 Hey. 686 00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:40,917 Yo, Doc. 687 00:39:41,376 --> 00:39:42,959 She could be anywhere, man. 688 00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:44,167 Yeah. 689 00:39:44,334 --> 00:39:46,709 We find the little bloodsucker, 690 00:39:46,876 --> 00:39:49,542 I tell you, I'll drive a stake through her heart. 691 00:39:49,709 --> 00:39:52,584 And that would be absolutely [speaks German]. 692 00:39:52,751 --> 00:39:54,643 Yo, don't you think there's too many of these freaks 693 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:56,334 for us to be handling them by ourselves? 694 00:39:56,501 --> 00:39:57,876 What, you losing your courage? 695 00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:00,584 Nah. I'm just thinking, you know, maybe it's a good idea 696 00:40:00,751 --> 00:40:03,143 to call in some of the brothers, you know what I'm saying, to help out. 697 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:06,292 Brothers? What--what's brothers, a new religious order? 698 00:40:06,459 --> 00:40:08,459 Yeah, the royal order of the Crips. 699 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:11,126 I don't understand. The only thing I know royal order, 700 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:12,834 or anything like that, is St. Crispus. 701 00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:14,542 Nah, man, it's an American thing. 702 00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:15,876 Just chill, all right? 703 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:17,442 Oh, come on, you can't stand there. 704 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,626 We have to move! 705 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:23,584 You want to catch something, you know you have to pursue. 706 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:27,792 I mean, vengeance has to be relentless! 707 00:40:28,501 --> 00:40:30,167 Come on, we must move. 708 00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:32,352 [Time Bomb] Let me ask you a question, man. 709 00:40:32,376 --> 00:40:34,792 - What? - Think we could fight her if we had to? 710 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:36,542 A vampire? 711 00:40:37,417 --> 00:40:38,709 They are superhuman. 712 00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:44,301 You can't fight them. You can kill them with a stake through the heart, 713 00:40:44,334 --> 00:40:45,667 but fight, physically, forget it. 714 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:46,876 You couldn't do it. 715 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:48,602 [Time Bomb] We're gonna wind up with our balls 716 00:40:48,626 --> 00:40:50,393 in a schnitzel [indistinct] this motherfucker. 717 00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:51,834 Vampire killers. 718 00:40:52,209 --> 00:40:54,209 Where did you get schnitzel from? 719 00:40:54,376 --> 00:40:56,376 [dramatic music] 720 00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,667 [gun clicks] 721 00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:02,209 - [gun firing] - [bullets ricocheting] 722 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:04,251 [upbeat rock music] 723 00:41:04,417 --> 00:41:06,376 [indistinct shouting] 724 00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:10,251 - What the fuck is that? - Oh, that's him! I'm sure that's him! 725 00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:13,310 - Let's go! Get the fuck outta here! - That's Dallas! I'll get you, Dallas! 726 00:41:13,334 --> 00:41:14,709 - I get you! - [Time Bomb] Come on! 727 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:16,667 - [gun clicking] - Fuck. 728 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:18,667 [music continues] 729 00:41:26,501 --> 00:41:27,917 You can never come back here now. 730 00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:29,372 What are you talking about? 731 00:41:29,584 --> 00:41:30,959 That old man is Dr. Van Helsing. 732 00:41:31,126 --> 00:41:32,542 He's a professional vampire killer. 733 00:41:32,709 --> 00:41:34,251 You shithead, this is all your fault! 734 00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:35,542 I'm fucking homeless now! 735 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,042 You hit me. 736 00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:41,602 Look, I don't have time to play games with you, all right? 737 00:41:41,626 --> 00:41:43,310 So unless you wanna die, you're gonna have to do 738 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,852 everything I tell you from here on out, understand? 739 00:41:44,876 --> 00:41:45,876 Okay. 740 00:41:46,126 --> 00:41:47,126 Fine. 741 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,584 Now go put on those clothes. 742 00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:49,792 Fine. 743 00:41:49,959 --> 00:41:52,459 [elegant orchestral music] 744 00:41:52,626 --> 00:41:53,876 [knocking on door] 745 00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:55,042 Richard. 746 00:41:55,209 --> 00:41:56,876 [knocking on door] 747 00:42:06,709 --> 00:42:08,667 Dallas. Come in. 748 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:12,167 Ah, I was wondering when you'd be bringing-- 749 00:42:12,334 --> 00:42:14,167 - Well, well. - your little protégé over. 750 00:42:14,334 --> 00:42:15,876 Well, this is a surprise. 751 00:42:16,042 --> 00:42:17,542 Van Helsing's here in town. 752 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:19,084 Oh, shit. 753 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:23,376 Van Helsing? Here? In LA? 754 00:42:23,626 --> 00:42:24,751 Yeah, and he's not alone. 755 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:26,584 He's got some guy working for him. 756 00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:28,018 Stranger, I've never seen him before. 757 00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:29,626 That wasn't no stranger. 758 00:42:29,792 --> 00:42:30,917 That was a Crip. 759 00:42:31,376 --> 00:42:33,376 Some sort of local youth club. 760 00:42:33,542 --> 00:42:36,209 Whatever. Van Helsing knows where she sleeps now, 761 00:42:36,376 --> 00:42:38,216 so I've gotta find a place for her that's safe. 762 00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:40,001 I'm afraid to leave her at Ulrike's. 763 00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:41,292 She's too unstable. 764 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,417 But it would be the greatest pleasure 765 00:42:43,584 --> 00:42:47,334 for Richard and I to have this little creature with us. 766 00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:49,334 Am I right, Richard? 767 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:53,584 Oh, but look, she's so precious. 768 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:58,709 Oh, my dear, you're going to need an entire makeover. 769 00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:02,251 You have to understand that image, ah-ah, is everything here. 770 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:03,917 So come along. 771 00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:05,709 You can call me Aunt Panthia. 772 00:43:05,876 --> 00:43:08,917 She's been pining for that fucking rugrat for so long, 773 00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:12,209 I think my wife's finally adopted your protégé. 774 00:43:13,459 --> 00:43:15,209 I've got to do something about Van Helsing. 775 00:43:16,542 --> 00:43:18,542 Well, if you do find him, then what? 776 00:43:19,209 --> 00:43:20,917 You think I'm incapable of killing him. 777 00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:22,542 Well, you tell me. 778 00:43:22,876 --> 00:43:24,042 He's dead meat. 779 00:43:24,959 --> 00:43:27,251 You two can forget about Van Helsing for now 780 00:43:27,417 --> 00:43:29,209 because if you really wanna save a woman, 781 00:43:29,376 --> 00:43:31,959 this girl needs to go shopping with me, 782 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:36,334 because when I say I go shopping, I mean it. 783 00:43:36,626 --> 00:43:38,126 I go shopping. 784 00:43:38,834 --> 00:43:40,417 Oh, Dallas, you got any money? 785 00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:41,584 Please? 786 00:43:42,542 --> 00:43:43,876 And Richard, [indistinct]? 787 00:43:44,042 --> 00:43:45,709 [Dallas] I don't know how much I got here. 788 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,709 Ah, thank you. 789 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:51,626 Not to worry, dear. 790 00:43:51,792 --> 00:43:53,126 It's just money. 791 00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:55,751 Will you join us? 792 00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:58,792 [upbeat music] 793 00:44:12,501 --> 00:44:15,334 [Richard] Be still my beating trousers. [growls] 794 00:44:15,501 --> 00:44:17,018 Yo, Panthia, you spent all our money yet? 795 00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:18,626 Oh, I can assure you she will have. 796 00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,251 It was worth every penny. 797 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:21,768 - [Richard] Mm-hm. - Take a seat, please. 798 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:22,876 [Richard] Mm-hm. 799 00:44:23,251 --> 00:44:24,584 Ready to see the beauty? 800 00:44:25,501 --> 00:44:27,917 - Voila. - [gentle orchestral music] 801 00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:31,417 Two thumbs up. 802 00:44:32,001 --> 00:44:33,667 [both] Way up. 803 00:44:34,751 --> 00:44:37,459 [woman] Um, you don't have to put her in those green shoes 804 00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:39,417 with the blue shirt and the shiny eye shadow. 805 00:44:39,584 --> 00:44:41,852 - It's just too much. - Hey, listen, if you're gonna talk to me, 806 00:44:41,876 --> 00:44:43,676 then why don't you say it straight to my face? 807 00:44:43,709 --> 00:44:45,959 [laughs] Excuse me? 808 00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:48,209 Ah, well, what do you think now? 809 00:44:48,376 --> 00:44:49,542 You like it? 810 00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:51,042 Of course I do. 811 00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:54,251 My dear, you're so delicious. 812 00:44:54,709 --> 00:44:56,584 All peaches and cream. 813 00:44:57,001 --> 00:44:58,417 Thank you, Aunt Panthia. 814 00:44:58,751 --> 00:45:00,501 What a pleasure. 815 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:03,751 [Panthia moans] 816 00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:10,417 Excuse me, is anybody going to be paying for anything? 817 00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:12,143 Would you like to give me your credit card? 818 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:15,251 'Cause I have to close in five minutes. I have a party to go to. 819 00:45:15,417 --> 00:45:17,001 Oh, go on, kill the fucking bitch. 820 00:45:17,167 --> 00:45:19,542 Go on, rip her fucking lungs out. 821 00:45:19,709 --> 00:45:21,084 Come on, you little rascal. 822 00:45:21,334 --> 00:45:23,417 [roaring] 823 00:45:23,584 --> 00:45:26,001 [screaming] 824 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:34,667 Jolly good. 825 00:45:34,834 --> 00:45:36,542 - [Nico roaring] - [Richard chuckles] 826 00:45:42,376 --> 00:45:44,667 [continues roaring] 827 00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:04,376 - [continues roaring] - [Panthia] Oh! 828 00:46:06,334 --> 00:46:08,709 - Darling. - [Nico roars] 829 00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:11,542 [panting] 830 00:46:11,709 --> 00:46:14,292 Darling, this is not the way we kill. 831 00:46:14,459 --> 00:46:16,334 You know, this is a very talented young lady. 832 00:46:16,501 --> 00:46:19,917 Well, I'm afraid that this outfit is ruined. 833 00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:23,709 [continues panting] 834 00:46:24,209 --> 00:46:27,834 Hello? Yes, could we have a pick up at 1123 Hollywood Boulevard? 835 00:46:28,001 --> 00:46:29,501 [Nico roars] 836 00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:30,667 Yes. 837 00:46:30,834 --> 00:46:32,584 Yes, credit card will be fine, thank you. 838 00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:34,167 Could you come around the back? 839 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,292 I don't know. 840 00:46:38,792 --> 00:46:43,459 This is a strange place to meet a brother. 841 00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:45,126 Don't worry about it, Doc. 842 00:46:46,084 --> 00:46:48,376 - What's up, cuz? - Yo, yo! 843 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,768 This is the guy I was telling you about, Dr. Van Helsing. 844 00:46:50,792 --> 00:46:52,709 Doc, these are my fellas right here. 845 00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:54,876 This right here's my man Soda Pop. 846 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:56,042 What's up, Doc? 847 00:46:56,501 --> 00:46:58,459 - Soda Pop? - Yeah, Soda Pop. 848 00:46:59,376 --> 00:47:00,959 Right here's my man, Li'l Monster. 849 00:47:02,042 --> 00:47:03,042 [shotgun clacks] 850 00:47:03,209 --> 00:47:04,685 [Li'l Monster] What's shaking, Gramps? 851 00:47:04,709 --> 00:47:06,209 Little Monster, yeah. 852 00:47:07,084 --> 00:47:09,709 And last but not least, my main man, Trigger. 853 00:47:10,084 --> 00:47:11,334 What's up, Gramps? 854 00:47:11,792 --> 00:47:13,152 You know why they call me Trigger? 855 00:47:13,376 --> 00:47:16,584 After all this, I don't have the slightest idea. 856 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,959 'Cause I'm the illest gunslinger in the set. 857 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:21,117 [Soda Pop] Why you lying, man? 858 00:47:21,209 --> 00:47:22,810 [Li'l Monster] 'Cause he look like Mr. Ed. 859 00:47:22,834 --> 00:47:24,435 Hey, man, shut up, with your receding hairline. 860 00:47:24,459 --> 00:47:26,626 Please, please, please! No, no, please! 861 00:47:27,251 --> 00:47:28,834 Let's not have any argument. 862 00:47:29,001 --> 00:47:32,084 This is very serious business here. 863 00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:34,167 We're dealing with vampires. 864 00:47:34,709 --> 00:47:35,876 Now listen to me carefully. 865 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:38,792 Bullets can stop a vampire, 866 00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,126 but not destroy him, you understand? 867 00:47:41,709 --> 00:47:44,709 Garlic, in this case, is stronger than bullets. 868 00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:47,251 Man, ain't no garlic stronger than no guns. 869 00:47:47,584 --> 00:47:49,626 Yo, yo, the Doc knows what he's talking about. 870 00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:50,792 Chill. 871 00:47:51,917 --> 00:47:54,042 ["Psycho Dwarf 2" by The Beatnuts] 872 00:47:54,584 --> 00:47:56,459 Oh, please, please, stop the music! 873 00:47:56,626 --> 00:47:58,546 Will you please stop it? You're driving me crazy! 874 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:00,667 This is serious business! 875 00:48:00,834 --> 00:48:03,209 We are dealing with vampires here! 876 00:48:03,584 --> 00:48:05,602 Hey, man, we gotta have some sounds before we party, 877 00:48:05,626 --> 00:48:06,986 so why don't you just get with it? 878 00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:09,167 Party? What are you talking about, party? 879 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:12,459 You understand, I'm talking about people who live off human blood! 880 00:48:12,709 --> 00:48:14,876 I'm talking about people who destroy things! 881 00:48:15,042 --> 00:48:18,167 I'm talking about bad, bad people! 882 00:48:19,584 --> 00:48:23,251 - You're talking about us, right? - [all laugh] 883 00:48:26,334 --> 00:48:27,626 Don't worry, just drive. 884 00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:29,292 That's your man, Bomb. 885 00:48:29,459 --> 00:48:32,334 - Your man, that's your man, Bomb. - [laughing] 886 00:48:32,501 --> 00:48:35,042 ♪ Set the show, wet a hoe with my super dick ♪ 887 00:48:35,542 --> 00:48:37,459 ♪ Nut, then I got ghost ♪ 888 00:48:37,626 --> 00:48:39,709 ♪ You got to be clean in between, not gross ♪ 889 00:48:39,876 --> 00:48:41,959 ♪ I bust the illy style your ears ain't used to ♪ 890 00:48:42,126 --> 00:48:45,126 [siren wailing] 891 00:48:48,334 --> 00:48:49,751 There's life here, Dallas. 892 00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:53,292 [Nico sniffing] 893 00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:55,834 Stay in the van. 894 00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:57,292 Put your hands on the wheel. 895 00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,667 Take out your license and registration. 896 00:49:00,001 --> 00:49:01,834 [Van Helsing] I must not be delayed! 897 00:49:02,001 --> 00:49:03,417 Hey, we got Crips. 898 00:49:04,001 --> 00:49:05,167 Passengers in the van, 899 00:49:05,334 --> 00:49:07,042 step out of the vehicle one at a time. 900 00:49:07,209 --> 00:49:08,959 Place your hands over your heads. 901 00:49:09,167 --> 00:49:10,167 Now. 902 00:49:10,334 --> 00:49:12,209 [crickets chirping] 903 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:15,626 [Dallas panting] 904 00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:21,417 [snarls] 905 00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:31,334 [gentle orchestral music] 906 00:49:47,001 --> 00:49:50,042 [panting] 907 00:50:05,209 --> 00:50:07,667 [music continues] 908 00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:40,042 [music continues] 909 00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:53,876 [Nico moaning] 910 00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,751 [snarls] 911 00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:10,709 Do you know who I am? 912 00:51:10,876 --> 00:51:12,667 I am Dr. Van Helsing, 913 00:51:12,917 --> 00:51:16,292 the greatest expert on vampires in the world! 914 00:51:16,459 --> 00:51:17,876 Listen, you old fart! 915 00:51:18,084 --> 00:51:20,268 You're gonna shut your kraut mouth or I'm gonna shut it for you! 916 00:51:20,292 --> 00:51:22,102 - You understand me? - Put your hands on the van! 917 00:51:22,126 --> 00:51:23,646 - Get them on the van now! - Hands on-- 918 00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:25,435 - Get them up there! - [Van Helsing] I'm putting-- 919 00:51:25,459 --> 00:51:27,084 Shut your mouth! 920 00:51:29,876 --> 00:51:31,792 Here's your speeding ticket, asshole. 921 00:51:32,209 --> 00:51:33,935 - [car part cracks] - Consider yourself lucky! 922 00:51:33,959 --> 00:51:36,334 - Lucky! - Shut your mouth! 923 00:51:36,501 --> 00:51:37,501 Let's go. 924 00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,667 I'm not a kraut! 925 00:51:41,626 --> 00:51:44,584 I never knew vampires could do sex. 926 00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:46,709 That's a myth. 927 00:51:46,959 --> 00:51:49,167 With a good commercial lubricant, we can go for hours. 928 00:51:50,126 --> 00:51:51,709 You know, Dallas, you're a real card. 929 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,334 You oughta be dealt with. 930 00:51:55,626 --> 00:51:58,501 [low music] 931 00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:05,376 You ever watch any Christopher Lee movies? 932 00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:06,751 Chris--Bruce Lee. 933 00:52:07,001 --> 00:52:08,501 Listen, can't I just wait in the car? 934 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,376 I'm gonna freak out if I go in there. 935 00:52:10,542 --> 00:52:13,102 No, you won't, trust me. This is a great place to get a late dinner. 936 00:52:13,126 --> 00:52:15,917 [man] So, you see, I've been concentrating on nonlinear stuff mostly, 937 00:52:16,084 --> 00:52:19,542 but I do have this great screenplay that Steven Seagal, 938 00:52:19,709 --> 00:52:21,501 he'd be so good for, I'm telling you. 939 00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:22,751 He'd be perfect. 940 00:52:22,917 --> 00:52:24,001 Really, is he an actor? 941 00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:25,376 No, dear, not at all. 942 00:52:25,626 --> 00:52:26,751 Oh, who's this? 943 00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:28,626 Oh, this is Alan, Dallas. 944 00:52:28,792 --> 00:52:30,209 He's an author. 945 00:52:30,376 --> 00:52:32,542 He's very intelligent, and look at those lashes. 946 00:52:32,709 --> 00:52:34,376 Isn't he delicious? [growls] 947 00:52:34,542 --> 00:52:36,876 Yeah, he's a good-looking kid. 948 00:52:37,042 --> 00:52:38,292 [Richard chuckles] 949 00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:40,584 What did you say to her? 950 00:52:40,751 --> 00:52:43,292 Oh, my little dear, I told her to go to the toilet 951 00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:45,251 and wash the blood off her face. 952 00:52:45,501 --> 00:52:47,709 - [Panthia chuckles] - What's she talking about? 953 00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:50,001 Oh, you don't want to know. Woman's problems. 954 00:52:53,876 --> 00:52:56,667 Hey, that's a nice outfit you got there. 955 00:52:57,209 --> 00:52:59,084 Thanks, my aunt gave it to me. 956 00:52:59,251 --> 00:53:00,251 Oh, yeah? 957 00:53:01,917 --> 00:53:03,117 You got any eye shadow on you? 958 00:53:03,251 --> 00:53:04,584 I'm totally out. 959 00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:08,334 I'm Rachel. 960 00:53:09,042 --> 00:53:10,542 Hi, I'm Nico. 961 00:53:10,959 --> 00:53:12,001 [Rachel] Hey. 962 00:53:12,584 --> 00:53:14,667 - Are you from around here? - Yeah, I guess. 963 00:53:15,001 --> 00:53:16,167 Yeah, me too. 964 00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:19,281 So where do you go to school at? 965 00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:21,417 - I don't. - [Rachel] That's so cool. 966 00:53:21,584 --> 00:53:23,792 You know, I wanted to drop out of high school too. 967 00:53:23,959 --> 00:53:27,001 My mom and dad, they're just total fucking assholes. 968 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:28,792 Don't get it. 969 00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:31,959 Would you ever wanna go out together sometime? 970 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,417 Yeah, sure. 971 00:53:35,167 --> 00:53:36,167 Exchange numbers. 972 00:53:36,542 --> 00:53:37,542 Okay. 973 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:41,917 You know, I really like your hair, I have to say. 974 00:53:42,084 --> 00:53:43,459 - Hey! - Like your hair too. 975 00:53:43,626 --> 00:53:46,167 Have you been waiting out here this whole time? 976 00:53:46,376 --> 00:53:47,959 I'm just keeping my eye on you, okay? 977 00:53:48,376 --> 00:53:50,417 Oh, this is my friend, Dallas. 978 00:53:51,417 --> 00:53:53,709 Oh, what a lovely little girl. 979 00:53:53,876 --> 00:53:55,084 Is she coming with us? 980 00:53:55,376 --> 00:53:57,042 Oh, no, absolutely not. 981 00:53:57,209 --> 00:53:58,459 She has things to do, yeah. 982 00:53:58,626 --> 00:54:00,459 Oh, then say goodbye, darling. 983 00:54:00,751 --> 00:54:03,126 Oh, but, Aunt Panthia, we just got here. 984 00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:04,709 We have to go. 985 00:54:06,167 --> 00:54:08,367 Don't worry about it, all right? I'll call you tomorrow. 986 00:54:08,959 --> 00:54:10,042 Really? You mean it? 987 00:54:10,292 --> 00:54:11,501 Of course, I mean it. 988 00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:14,584 Oh, wow! [moans, giggles] 989 00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:16,001 [chuckles] 990 00:54:20,001 --> 00:54:22,042 - [Panthia] Jealous, Dallas? - No, I'm not jealous. 991 00:54:22,209 --> 00:54:25,126 - You're not gay are you? - No, no, no, just bi-curious. 992 00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:28,709 [dramatic music] 993 00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:32,501 [Count] Dallas. 994 00:54:33,376 --> 00:54:34,459 And you are? 995 00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:36,272 She's just a friend from out of town. 996 00:54:36,584 --> 00:54:39,709 Hello, my little dove. 997 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,626 I know who you are. 998 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,584 You're that bag of shit who wants to kill me. 999 00:54:44,001 --> 00:54:45,667 - Ah. - [laughs] 1000 00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:47,584 What a vicious little child. 1001 00:54:47,959 --> 00:54:48,959 Can I have her? 1002 00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:51,167 He doesn't look so badass to me. 1003 00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:54,292 And what do they call you, my child? 1004 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:56,167 You ever hear of the Hollywood Slasher? 1005 00:54:56,709 --> 00:54:59,584 You bring this being here 1006 00:54:59,751 --> 00:55:01,959 to our place of recreation and sanctuary? 1007 00:55:02,292 --> 00:55:04,251 Don't look at him, fuckwad, look at me! 1008 00:55:04,751 --> 00:55:07,626 No, no, no, no. 1009 00:55:07,959 --> 00:55:10,167 She's just a little baby. 1010 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:13,126 You. 1011 00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:16,209 We'll settle this little matter later. 1012 00:55:16,376 --> 00:55:17,917 You and I. 1013 00:55:19,209 --> 00:55:20,209 And you. 1014 00:55:25,459 --> 00:55:26,876 What, are you leaving? 1015 00:55:27,042 --> 00:55:28,751 [Count] Yes, fuckwad. 1016 00:55:29,251 --> 00:55:30,917 Fuckwad, I love that. 1017 00:55:31,334 --> 00:55:32,542 Well, that went rather well. 1018 00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:33,977 What should we do for an encore? 1019 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,441 Shoot ourselves in the fucking head? 1020 00:55:35,584 --> 00:55:36,959 Come on, he didn't seem so tough. 1021 00:55:37,126 --> 00:55:39,542 Would somebody shut that disgusting little shit the fuck up? 1022 00:55:39,834 --> 00:55:41,459 Do you have any idea what you just did? 1023 00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:44,042 - I'm talking to you! - Oh, screw that piece of shit! 1024 00:55:44,209 --> 00:55:46,959 Dallas, you have to get the girl and leave the country tonight. 1025 00:55:47,376 --> 00:55:48,768 He's right, we should get out of here. 1026 00:55:48,792 --> 00:55:50,042 Oh, I should leave the country? 1027 00:55:50,251 --> 00:55:52,376 Well, I got news for you, I'm an American citizen, 1028 00:55:52,542 --> 00:55:54,462 and no fucking foreign bag of shit's gonna run me 1029 00:55:54,501 --> 00:55:56,126 outta my own goddamn country! 1030 00:55:56,292 --> 00:55:57,852 - Bravo. - [Nico] No offense to you two. 1031 00:55:57,959 --> 00:55:59,626 I didn't mean you guys. 1032 00:55:59,792 --> 00:56:00,917 None taken, dearest. 1033 00:56:01,084 --> 00:56:02,924 Hey, your friends are, uh, they're kinda weird. 1034 00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:04,482 Oh, well, you should see them naked. 1035 00:56:04,626 --> 00:56:07,042 [upbeat music] 1036 00:56:07,209 --> 00:56:08,209 Come along, everyone. 1037 00:56:08,376 --> 00:56:10,709 Daddy's gonna take you all for a lovely little ride. 1038 00:56:28,376 --> 00:56:30,268 [Time Bomb] You getting paid, right, motherfuckers? 1039 00:56:30,292 --> 00:56:31,751 [Trigger] I ain't seen no money yet! 1040 00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:35,459 [indistinct] 'cause I'm tired of this shit, man. 1041 00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:37,346 [Van Helsing] I'm sure there's a gas station 1042 00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:39,001 on a busy street like this, you know? 1043 00:56:39,251 --> 00:56:41,542 [speaks German] Push, push! 1044 00:56:44,876 --> 00:56:47,334 [crickets chirping] 1045 00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:55,792 [dramatic music] 1046 00:56:56,834 --> 00:56:58,167 Vincent's dead. 1047 00:56:58,626 --> 00:57:01,084 - [whimpers] - [somber music] 1048 00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:02,626 We had a date. 1049 00:57:02,792 --> 00:57:05,084 [Ulrike crying] 1050 00:57:05,251 --> 00:57:06,376 I went to his house. 1051 00:57:06,542 --> 00:57:08,001 I found him in the bed. 1052 00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:09,810 [Richard] This is definitely the work of Van Helsing. 1053 00:57:09,834 --> 00:57:12,834 [sobs] That bad, bad, Dr. Van Helsing. 1054 00:57:14,126 --> 00:57:16,792 You should have killed him when you had the chance! 1055 00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:20,167 - [Richard] Shh, shh, shh. - [crying] 1056 00:57:20,334 --> 00:57:22,251 His soul is free now. 1057 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:30,792 - [music continues] - [muffled upbeat rock music] 1058 00:57:35,334 --> 00:57:37,084 Hey, what's your problem? 1059 00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:38,751 One of our dearest friends is dead 1060 00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:40,292 in the trunk of a car outside. 1061 00:57:40,459 --> 00:57:42,667 Yeah, well, what do you want me to do? Start crying? 1062 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,876 You're empty inside. You have no history. 1063 00:57:45,042 --> 00:57:46,352 That's why you're not afraid of anything. 1064 00:57:46,376 --> 00:57:48,417 Look, what you see, that's me, okay? 1065 00:57:48,584 --> 00:57:50,876 If you don't like it, then too fucking bad! 1066 00:57:51,209 --> 00:57:53,310 - Come on, we're leaving. - What do you mean we're leaving? 1067 00:57:53,334 --> 00:57:54,584 The sun will be up soon! 1068 00:57:54,917 --> 00:57:56,626 I said we're leaving, now move your ass! 1069 00:58:09,542 --> 00:58:10,792 Why'd you bring me here? 1070 00:58:14,042 --> 00:58:15,917 You don't remember this place. 1071 00:58:18,084 --> 00:58:20,167 Dallas, will you take me home please? 1072 00:58:21,459 --> 00:58:22,709 It's gonna be all right. 1073 00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:24,084 Trust me. 1074 00:58:28,917 --> 00:58:31,209 - [tense music] - I've been here before, haven't I? 1075 00:58:33,626 --> 00:58:35,626 When? When was I here? 1076 00:58:35,959 --> 00:58:38,359 Everything will be clear to you. Just have a little patience. 1077 00:58:38,584 --> 00:58:40,584 [Nico] How come you know so much about me? 1078 00:58:41,501 --> 00:58:43,501 When the time comes, I'll tell you everything. 1079 00:58:43,792 --> 00:58:45,917 [Nico] Oh, I'm--I'm scared, Dallas. 1080 00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:49,126 [Dallas] Come on. Everything's gonna be okay. 1081 00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:51,959 [Nico] Oh, I've got such a real bad feeling about this. 1082 00:58:52,251 --> 00:58:55,501 [knocking on door] 1083 00:58:55,709 --> 00:58:57,626 [woman] It's three in the goddamn morning! 1084 00:58:57,792 --> 00:58:58,959 Who's out there? 1085 00:58:59,126 --> 00:59:00,766 [Nico] That voice, oh, my God, that voice. 1086 00:59:07,917 --> 00:59:08,917 Mom? 1087 00:59:09,084 --> 00:59:11,084 [gentle music] 1088 00:59:11,251 --> 00:59:12,834 Mom, it's me, Nico. 1089 00:59:16,834 --> 00:59:18,626 This kid here says she's Nico. 1090 00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:19,959 [chuckles] 1091 00:59:20,709 --> 00:59:23,501 Yeah, and I'm Abraham Lincoln. 1092 00:59:23,751 --> 00:59:25,667 I am Nico, goddammit. 1093 00:59:26,376 --> 00:59:28,167 You know, that's a pretty sick joke, miss. 1094 00:59:28,334 --> 00:59:30,542 Our Nico ran off more than 20 years ago. 1095 00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,751 You're saying you can't remember my face? 1096 00:59:33,292 --> 00:59:36,542 Well, ought to after doing all that sex shit to me when I was little! 1097 00:59:38,584 --> 00:59:40,251 Meet my stepfather. 1098 00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:42,334 Where you been all these years, Nico? 1099 00:59:42,834 --> 00:59:45,667 Are you nuts, Wanda? That can't be Nico. 1100 00:59:46,251 --> 00:59:47,851 I ought to know my own daughter, George. 1101 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:49,209 Oh, you got to be kidding. 1102 00:59:49,376 --> 00:59:51,459 Nico--she'd have to be 40 years old. 1103 00:59:51,626 --> 00:59:53,251 Listen, I came to see my mama, George, 1104 00:59:53,417 --> 00:59:55,876 so why don't you just shut your big fat fucking mouth? 1105 00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,442 This is my trailer and I will speak 1106 00:59:57,501 --> 00:59:58,741 - when I please. - My real daddy 1107 00:59:58,876 --> 01:00:00,935 bought this trailer, so why don't you just shut your mouth 1108 01:00:00,959 --> 01:00:02,542 before I shut it for you permanent? 1109 01:00:02,709 --> 01:00:04,292 Why'd you come back here, Nico? 1110 01:00:04,626 --> 01:00:06,459 I brought her back so she'd remember. 1111 01:00:07,917 --> 01:00:10,597 Have you had amnesia, honey? Is that where you been all these years? 1112 01:00:10,959 --> 01:00:12,959 She's probably here to ask you for money. 1113 01:00:13,209 --> 01:00:14,209 Be still, George. 1114 01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:16,417 You get fresh, Wanda, and you're gonna be sorry. 1115 01:00:16,584 --> 01:00:18,209 You lay one hand on her, George, 1116 01:00:18,376 --> 01:00:20,834 and you're the one who's gonna be sorry, and I mean it! 1117 01:00:21,459 --> 01:00:23,626 I think it's time you all cleared out. 1118 01:00:25,001 --> 01:00:26,459 Just say the word, kid. 1119 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:28,792 [sighs] 1120 01:00:31,126 --> 01:00:32,126 Kill him. 1121 01:00:32,501 --> 01:00:33,584 - [Dallas snarls] - No! 1122 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:34,834 No! No! 1123 01:00:35,001 --> 01:00:36,977 - [neck cracks] - [Wanda] No, don't touch me! Go away! 1124 01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:40,001 No! No! No, no! 1125 01:00:40,251 --> 01:00:42,126 You're some kind of demon! No! 1126 01:00:42,292 --> 01:00:44,542 He ain't gonna beat on you no more, Mama. 1127 01:00:44,959 --> 01:00:45,959 It'll be okay. 1128 01:00:46,126 --> 01:00:47,292 You're not my baby! 1129 01:00:47,459 --> 01:00:49,584 - No, no! - Mom, it's okay! 1130 01:00:49,751 --> 01:00:51,167 It's me, Nico! 1131 01:00:51,334 --> 01:00:53,042 Go back to Hell! 1132 01:00:53,209 --> 01:00:55,459 [sobs] You never loved me, anyway! 1133 01:00:55,626 --> 01:00:57,667 - [Wanda wailing] - You never fucking loved me! 1134 01:00:57,959 --> 01:00:59,501 You were a terrible mother! 1135 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,834 I wish I never came back here! 1136 01:01:02,001 --> 01:01:04,376 [Wanda sobbing] 1137 01:01:07,626 --> 01:01:11,001 - Are you okay? Talk to me. - I don't want to talk about it, okay? 1138 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,667 [Nico crying] 1139 01:01:12,834 --> 01:01:14,792 [somber music] 1140 01:01:16,459 --> 01:01:18,542 [tense music] 1141 01:01:22,001 --> 01:01:25,292 [sobs] Can you just please get me out of here, Dallas? 1142 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:32,501 We've got company. 1143 01:01:34,709 --> 01:01:36,584 And they're scared. Can you smell it? 1144 01:01:39,834 --> 01:01:42,376 [dramatic music] 1145 01:01:57,834 --> 01:02:00,334 [Nico roars] 1146 01:02:09,501 --> 01:02:12,501 [gunfire] 1147 01:02:18,626 --> 01:02:20,626 [grunting] 1148 01:02:27,001 --> 01:02:29,792 [guns firing] 1149 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:40,292 Shit! 1150 01:02:41,292 --> 01:02:43,292 Bitch! [groans] 1151 01:02:43,459 --> 01:02:44,584 You shot me. 1152 01:02:46,001 --> 01:02:47,042 Shit! 1153 01:02:50,626 --> 01:02:51,834 You shot me. 1154 01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:55,042 You dirty little bitch. 1155 01:02:56,001 --> 01:02:58,667 Me master's gonna burn you very slowly. 1156 01:02:58,834 --> 01:03:03,251 And you, you bloody wanker, I'm gonna burn you me self. 1157 01:03:03,459 --> 01:03:04,792 [Dallas] You wouldn't dare. 1158 01:03:07,001 --> 01:03:08,876 Vampire doofus flambé. 1159 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,001 [fire roars] 1160 01:03:12,209 --> 01:03:15,917 - Come on! - [screaming] 1161 01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:19,334 Blimey! [screaming] 1162 01:03:19,501 --> 01:03:20,792 Oh, shit! 1163 01:03:20,959 --> 01:03:22,751 [screaming] 1164 01:03:22,917 --> 01:03:25,334 It's hot! It's hot! [groans] 1165 01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:32,251 [upbeat orchestral music] 1166 01:03:34,209 --> 01:03:36,126 I knew Van Helsing's institute was in Vienna, 1167 01:03:36,292 --> 01:03:37,892 so I figured I'd meet the legend himself 1168 01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:39,042 and put his lights out. 1169 01:03:39,209 --> 01:03:41,209 I figured I'd get him through his son, Hans. 1170 01:03:41,959 --> 01:03:43,417 You killed his kid? 1171 01:03:44,251 --> 01:03:46,751 No, I didn't kill his kid. 1172 01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:48,834 He was smart and witty. 1173 01:03:49,001 --> 01:03:51,459 We hit it off and ended up becoming real good friends. 1174 01:03:51,792 --> 01:03:54,834 And when the opportunity came to kill the father, 1175 01:03:55,001 --> 01:03:56,334 I couldn't do it. 1176 01:03:56,584 --> 01:03:57,959 Out of loyalty to Hans. 1177 01:03:58,542 --> 01:04:00,667 You're a real sap, Dallas. You know that? 1178 01:04:01,084 --> 01:04:02,751 No wonder everyone hates you. 1179 01:04:02,959 --> 01:04:05,977 Do you want to hear the rest of this, or do you want to gimme a bunch of shit? 1180 01:04:06,001 --> 01:04:07,792 Both. Continue. 1181 01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:11,209 The kid had a genetic disorder that was killing him, 1182 01:04:11,376 --> 01:04:13,042 so I offered him a choice. 1183 01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:18,626 You know, die from the disease, or become one of us. 1184 01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:20,209 Cool. 1185 01:04:21,167 --> 01:04:22,447 I figured Van Helsing's attitude 1186 01:04:22,584 --> 01:04:23,792 towards our kind would change. 1187 01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:25,959 You know, seeing how his kid was a vampire and all. 1188 01:04:26,251 --> 01:04:27,251 What a minute. 1189 01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:30,709 You mean Van Helsing offed his own kid? 1190 01:04:31,459 --> 01:04:33,659 Put a stake right through his heart like it was nothing. 1191 01:04:34,084 --> 01:04:36,334 Man, he is one sick fuck. 1192 01:04:37,334 --> 01:04:40,209 [music continues] 1193 01:04:54,376 --> 01:04:57,376 [operatic music playing] 1194 01:04:57,542 --> 01:04:59,352 [Ulrike whispering] It's going to be all right. 1195 01:04:59,376 --> 01:05:00,709 No. 1196 01:05:00,876 --> 01:05:02,084 Yes. 1197 01:05:02,501 --> 01:05:03,709 Relax. 1198 01:05:03,876 --> 01:05:05,042 [woman whimpers] 1199 01:05:05,209 --> 01:05:07,876 [music continues] 1200 01:05:37,376 --> 01:05:39,709 [sighs] 1201 01:05:48,334 --> 01:05:50,584 [phone rings] 1202 01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:52,376 Hello? 1203 01:05:52,542 --> 01:05:53,959 Hi, Rachel, it's me, Nico. 1204 01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:55,792 I can't believe you called. 1205 01:05:56,251 --> 01:05:57,501 Yeah, I'd love to go out. 1206 01:05:57,834 --> 01:06:01,542 Um, oh, it's 447 Martel. 1207 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:04,417 Yeah, I'll meet you outside. 1208 01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:06,126 Okay, I'll be waiting. 1209 01:06:06,376 --> 01:06:07,376 Bye. 1210 01:06:08,167 --> 01:06:09,626 My friend's coming over. 1211 01:06:10,417 --> 01:06:11,834 My friend's coming over! 1212 01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:13,459 My friend's coming over! 1213 01:06:13,667 --> 01:06:16,126 That's wonderful, my love. 1214 01:06:16,501 --> 01:06:18,459 Are you going to kill her? 1215 01:06:18,834 --> 01:06:22,251 No! No! No, fucking way! Uh-uh. 1216 01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:25,334 - [bright music] - [woman vocalizing] 1217 01:06:30,751 --> 01:06:32,292 Hey, girlie, girl, get in. 1218 01:06:34,792 --> 01:06:36,917 It's so cool of you, coming over. 1219 01:06:37,917 --> 01:06:40,042 Of course, you know, I said I would. 1220 01:06:43,084 --> 01:06:45,751 [ominous music] 1221 01:06:50,126 --> 01:06:52,542 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 1222 01:06:55,584 --> 01:06:57,834 What do I have to do to get you to leave the girl alone? 1223 01:06:58,542 --> 01:07:00,751 [chuckles] 1224 01:07:01,334 --> 01:07:04,251 Why don't you try sticking your thumb up your ass 1225 01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:05,917 and doing a little dance? 1226 01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:08,126 [laughs] 1227 01:07:08,292 --> 01:07:11,292 Then, [chuckles] maybe I'll think about it. 1228 01:07:11,834 --> 01:07:14,334 Look, she's young and she doesn't know anything, 1229 01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:16,917 but I can teach her. She's already learning. 1230 01:07:17,959 --> 01:07:19,084 She's learning. 1231 01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:20,834 She's learning. 1232 01:07:21,584 --> 01:07:24,417 Oh, and I bet you're quite the teacher, Dallas. 1233 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:27,417 I don't want her to learn. 1234 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:31,542 I want her dead. 1235 01:07:31,834 --> 01:07:32,917 Damn you! 1236 01:07:33,084 --> 01:07:34,501 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 1237 01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:36,501 Look, she's no threat to us. 1238 01:07:37,001 --> 01:07:38,001 [Count] Dallas. 1239 01:07:38,959 --> 01:07:41,876 You will bring her to me. 1240 01:07:42,709 --> 01:07:46,876 If you don't, not only will I kill you, 1241 01:07:48,084 --> 01:07:50,376 I will gut you like a pig. 1242 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:57,501 And everyone that you think you love, will die screaming. 1243 01:08:03,751 --> 01:08:05,126 Can I have her? 1244 01:08:09,584 --> 01:08:10,876 Goodbye, Dallas. 1245 01:08:13,876 --> 01:08:15,251 It's coming, mate. 1246 01:08:20,542 --> 01:08:22,751 [laughs] 1247 01:08:24,584 --> 01:08:26,917 - [upbeat rock music] - [laughing] 1248 01:08:27,084 --> 01:08:28,376 [can hissing] 1249 01:08:28,542 --> 01:08:31,042 [indistinct] chattering] 1250 01:08:31,209 --> 01:08:33,792 [group laughs] 1251 01:08:38,251 --> 01:08:39,501 What do I do? 1252 01:08:40,209 --> 01:08:42,584 Don't tell me you've never huffed paint before. 1253 01:08:42,751 --> 01:08:44,560 Put the bag in your mouth and breathe like a pig. 1254 01:08:44,584 --> 01:08:45,917 [can hissing] 1255 01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:47,084 Inhale. 1256 01:08:48,084 --> 01:08:49,602 Don't get any paint on you face, though, 1257 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,666 'cause it never comes off. 1258 01:08:50,792 --> 01:08:51,876 [group laughs] 1259 01:08:52,042 --> 01:08:53,042 Fuck. 1260 01:08:53,959 --> 01:08:55,279 What do you think? You like that? 1261 01:08:55,376 --> 01:08:57,209 Yeah, it's funny. [laughs] 1262 01:08:58,876 --> 01:09:01,542 Damn, girl, those are big fucking teeth. 1263 01:09:02,209 --> 01:09:04,042 They're pretty ugly, huh? 1264 01:09:04,417 --> 01:09:05,626 I think they're cute. 1265 01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:06,834 [Nico laughs] 1266 01:09:07,126 --> 01:09:08,417 Love your teeth, honey. 1267 01:09:09,542 --> 01:09:11,209 [Nico laughs] 1268 01:09:12,501 --> 01:09:14,501 ♪ She's got her heart struck ♪ 1269 01:09:14,667 --> 01:09:16,501 [upbeat pop music] 1270 01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:17,876 I can't stand this! 1271 01:09:18,042 --> 01:09:21,709 This music, I don't-- so primitive and stupid, stupid! 1272 01:09:21,876 --> 01:09:22,917 I can't take it! 1273 01:09:23,209 --> 01:09:25,449 - [radio clicks] - Hey, man! What the fuck are you doing? 1274 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:27,626 I want peace and quiet so I can concentrate! 1275 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,292 We're doing important work in the name of God. 1276 01:09:30,459 --> 01:09:31,659 - [laughs] - [upbeat rap music] 1277 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:32,751 [screams] 1278 01:09:33,084 --> 01:09:35,834 Hey, Van Hosier, whatever your name is, man, 1279 01:09:36,001 --> 01:09:38,268 we're gonna drop you off in the car wash and get your head waxed. 1280 01:09:38,292 --> 01:09:40,417 - Hey, man. - What do you say in your language? 1281 01:09:40,584 --> 01:09:41,709 Chill it! 1282 01:09:41,876 --> 01:09:43,709 - [group laughs] - Chill it! 1283 01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:47,751 - Chill it! - [laughing] 1284 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:50,251 [laughs] 1285 01:09:50,667 --> 01:09:53,084 - Okay, it went like this. - [upbeat surf music] 1286 01:09:53,251 --> 01:09:55,501 That is the silliest dance I've ever seen. 1287 01:10:05,917 --> 01:10:07,876 - Come on, try this. - What do you want me to do? 1288 01:10:08,751 --> 01:10:09,792 Why are you so crazy? 1289 01:10:10,292 --> 01:10:12,292 ["Spill My Blood" by Three 6 Mafia] 1290 01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:13,626 [group laughs] 1291 01:10:13,792 --> 01:10:17,001 Oh, look out, he's busting out the heavy artillery now. 1292 01:10:17,167 --> 01:10:19,417 Never mind all the jokes. You listen to me now. 1293 01:10:19,584 --> 01:10:21,501 We have to wait until the sun comes up. 1294 01:10:21,667 --> 01:10:22,959 You understand? 1295 01:10:23,126 --> 01:10:26,334 In the meantime, I suggest we pray. 1296 01:10:26,501 --> 01:10:28,459 Yeah, fuck that! [laughs] 1297 01:10:28,626 --> 01:10:29,852 [Van Helsing] It's not a funny thing. 1298 01:10:29,876 --> 01:10:31,292 Shh, keep your voices down. 1299 01:10:31,667 --> 01:10:33,667 You don't understand! We have to wait. 1300 01:10:33,876 --> 01:10:36,584 Until the sun rises, they are all-powerful! 1301 01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:39,334 Yo, the Doc's right, man. This vampire shit is serious, dog. 1302 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,667 Man, and miss out on all this fun? Shit. 1303 01:10:41,834 --> 01:10:43,584 It's ripping time. 1304 01:10:44,542 --> 01:10:46,042 Hey, get out, man. 1305 01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:48,584 You don't know what you're getting into! 1306 01:10:48,751 --> 01:10:49,917 [men] Shh! 1307 01:10:50,084 --> 01:10:52,542 - [Van Helsing] Be quiet, try to-- - [men] Shh! 1308 01:10:53,251 --> 01:10:54,501 [Trigger] Go ahead, man. 1309 01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:56,167 Get out, man! 1310 01:10:56,584 --> 01:10:58,917 [indistinct chattering] 1311 01:11:01,042 --> 01:11:02,459 [Trigger] Go ahead, man. 1312 01:11:04,542 --> 01:11:06,126 [laughing] 1313 01:11:12,626 --> 01:11:14,126 [gentle orchestral music] 1314 01:11:14,292 --> 01:11:16,042 - [door thuds] - [Soda Pop screams] 1315 01:11:16,209 --> 01:11:17,709 Hey, man, I just broke your door. 1316 01:11:17,876 --> 01:11:20,042 - [group chattering] - [Richard] Excuse me! 1317 01:11:20,209 --> 01:11:22,667 - What the fuck is going on? - [dramatic music] 1318 01:11:22,834 --> 01:11:25,667 [growls] 1319 01:11:25,917 --> 01:11:27,334 Kill him! Kill! 1320 01:11:27,834 --> 01:11:29,209 - Kill! - [Richard shouts] 1321 01:11:29,376 --> 01:11:31,167 - [indistinct] - Go! Strike! 1322 01:11:31,751 --> 01:11:33,917 - Kill him! Kill! - Oh, oh, oh! 1323 01:11:34,084 --> 01:11:35,459 - [all shouting] - [hammer thuds] 1324 01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:37,959 - [Richard screams] - Kill him in the name of God! 1325 01:11:38,209 --> 01:11:40,042 - Destroy him! - [hammer thudding] 1326 01:11:40,209 --> 01:11:41,876 [screaming] 1327 01:11:42,584 --> 01:11:45,042 [all shouting] 1328 01:11:46,376 --> 01:11:47,376 Let him go! 1329 01:11:48,084 --> 01:11:50,334 - [hammer thuds] - [Richard screams] 1330 01:11:52,501 --> 01:11:53,959 - [stake thuds] - [Panthia screams] 1331 01:11:54,126 --> 01:11:56,167 Thank you, almighty God in heaven! 1332 01:11:56,709 --> 01:11:59,626 [hammers thudding] 1333 01:12:00,667 --> 01:12:01,876 Ja, that's it, strike! 1334 01:12:03,209 --> 01:12:05,459 [indistinct shouting] 1335 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:08,292 Ja, ja! Kill! 1336 01:12:09,126 --> 01:12:11,042 Jump on me like that! Yeah! 1337 01:12:12,376 --> 01:12:13,709 [speaks German] 1338 01:12:14,292 --> 01:12:17,626 [Ulrike roars] 1339 01:12:20,751 --> 01:12:21,834 Ja, ja! 1340 01:12:22,001 --> 01:12:23,834 - [group shouting] - Let me go! 1341 01:12:25,834 --> 01:12:27,084 God damn. 1342 01:12:27,959 --> 01:12:30,542 [music continues] 1343 01:12:31,709 --> 01:12:33,334 You are [speaks German]. 1344 01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:35,334 You're what? 1345 01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:36,667 Filth. 1346 01:12:37,376 --> 01:12:40,667 We should have killed all of you black bastards 1347 01:12:40,834 --> 01:12:42,376 when had the chance! 1348 01:12:43,501 --> 01:12:45,917 You want to try something, huh? 1349 01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:47,292 I can take any one of you. 1350 01:12:47,459 --> 01:12:48,751 You try it! 1351 01:12:48,959 --> 01:12:50,167 She wants us to fuck her. 1352 01:12:50,334 --> 01:12:52,094 - Hit it, man! - Give her what she asked for! 1353 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:53,334 - Give it her. - Soda Pop! 1354 01:12:53,501 --> 01:12:56,001 - You try it! You try it! - Give it to her. 1355 01:12:56,167 --> 01:12:59,751 [indistinct shouting] 1356 01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:04,001 [screams] 1357 01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:06,667 [dramatic music] 1358 01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:10,084 Oh, come on, you animals. 1359 01:13:10,251 --> 01:13:14,709 Oh, you fucking assholes, fuck me right, you little boys. 1360 01:13:14,876 --> 01:13:15,959 See what you can do. 1361 01:13:16,126 --> 01:13:17,584 Come on, I'm waiting for you. 1362 01:13:17,751 --> 01:13:20,334 Come on, let me see your little dicky-doo. 1363 01:13:21,209 --> 01:13:22,626 Make her say your name, yeah! 1364 01:13:22,792 --> 01:13:24,167 Say my name! 1365 01:13:24,334 --> 01:13:27,084 [Ulrike moaning] 1366 01:13:28,001 --> 01:13:29,501 Is this all you got? 1367 01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:32,542 Come on, see what you can do! 1368 01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:33,959 Who's next? 1369 01:13:34,126 --> 01:13:35,251 [Soda Pop groans] 1370 01:13:35,417 --> 01:13:37,001 Go to the bathroom, nigga! Who's next? 1371 01:13:37,167 --> 01:13:38,667 Who got next, nigga, who got next? 1372 01:13:38,834 --> 01:13:40,542 - All right, man. - [indistinct shouting] 1373 01:13:42,626 --> 01:13:43,709 [groans] 1374 01:13:47,501 --> 01:13:49,542 [Richard crying] 1375 01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:51,042 [Panthia] I love you. 1376 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,751 [somber music] 1377 01:13:52,917 --> 01:13:56,417 You know, you really are an odious little fucking shit. 1378 01:14:00,167 --> 01:14:02,334 Still the prettiest girl at the dance, dear. 1379 01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:07,626 [crying] 1380 01:14:12,792 --> 01:14:14,417 That's some real love for your ass. 1381 01:14:14,876 --> 01:14:16,001 [Van Helsing] Real love? 1382 01:14:16,542 --> 01:14:20,126 These people drink human blood to stay alive! 1383 01:14:20,501 --> 01:14:25,751 - [Trigger groans] - [Ulrike laughing] 1384 01:14:25,917 --> 01:14:28,584 Oh, we're about to do [indistinct] like that, baby! 1385 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:34,251 We are responsible in the name of God Almighty! 1386 01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:35,709 Existential motherfucker. 1387 01:14:35,959 --> 01:14:39,126 - Oh, shit! - [Ulrike laughs] 1388 01:14:43,501 --> 01:14:44,852 What are you talking about, what's up, man? 1389 01:14:44,876 --> 01:14:46,516 - Your turn, man. - Yeah, give it to her-- 1390 01:14:46,542 --> 01:14:47,709 What's up? Get it, man. 1391 01:14:48,209 --> 01:14:50,209 - Yeah, I know you want to. - Oh, use her, bust it! 1392 01:14:50,376 --> 01:14:51,751 You don't want to, you's crazy. 1393 01:14:53,209 --> 01:14:54,969 [Soda Pop] Hey, come on, we go way back, man. 1394 01:14:55,001 --> 01:14:56,521 [Li'l Monster] That's what I'm saying! 1395 01:14:56,584 --> 01:14:58,251 - Do it, man. - [Ulrike laughing] 1396 01:14:58,417 --> 01:14:59,709 The big boy's coming next! 1397 01:14:59,876 --> 01:15:01,001 Yeah, there you go! 1398 01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:02,167 You're the man! 1399 01:15:02,334 --> 01:15:03,459 You're the man! 1400 01:15:03,626 --> 01:15:05,626 [indistinct shouting] 1401 01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:13,292 [Ulrike growls] 1402 01:15:13,459 --> 01:15:15,099 That's better than the bitch on Crenshaw. 1403 01:15:15,167 --> 01:15:17,768 [indistinct] I fucked her too, nigga, but it was nothing like this. 1404 01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:19,376 Woo, yeah! 1405 01:15:19,542 --> 01:15:22,167 - Forgive them, God. - [indistinct chattering] 1406 01:15:22,334 --> 01:15:25,959 These Negroes know not what they do. 1407 01:15:26,709 --> 01:15:28,459 We can go dancing any night, you know? 1408 01:15:28,626 --> 01:15:30,376 No, but, listen, I promise you, 1409 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,251 my aunt and my uncle are so cool, 1410 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:33,977 I know they'll lend us some money. 1411 01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:35,501 - Damn! - Oh, the homie! 1412 01:15:35,667 --> 01:15:36,792 Damn! 1413 01:15:37,084 --> 01:15:38,084 [whispers] Please. 1414 01:15:38,251 --> 01:15:40,709 [Ulrike laughs] 1415 01:15:40,876 --> 01:15:41,876 Okay? 1416 01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:43,167 - Okay. - Okay. 1417 01:15:43,334 --> 01:15:44,501 Stay there. 1418 01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:48,251 - [thuds] - [Ulrike screams] 1419 01:15:48,417 --> 01:15:50,209 Die in the name of the Fuehrer! 1420 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:51,417 Oh, shit. 1421 01:15:53,417 --> 01:15:54,959 - [gasps] - [dramatic music] 1422 01:15:55,126 --> 01:15:56,834 I think we're gonna need some ID. 1423 01:16:00,042 --> 01:16:02,834 [roars] 1424 01:16:04,001 --> 01:16:05,042 [gun fires] 1425 01:16:09,667 --> 01:16:11,334 - [Nico roars] - [gun firing] 1426 01:16:13,626 --> 01:16:14,959 Aw, shit, man. 1427 01:16:15,126 --> 01:16:17,792 - [all shouting] - [Nico roars] 1428 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,126 Oh, shit! 1429 01:16:24,626 --> 01:16:26,167 [Nico screams] 1430 01:16:26,334 --> 01:16:27,542 Hold her! 1431 01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:28,709 Hold her! 1432 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:30,251 [speaks German] 1433 01:16:30,417 --> 01:16:32,017 - [Dallas] Van Helsing. - [Nico whimpers] 1434 01:16:32,376 --> 01:16:34,496 - [Van Helsing] Oh, my God. It's you. - [Nico panting] 1435 01:16:34,584 --> 01:16:36,334 I don't believe it. 1436 01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:37,792 Let her go. 1437 01:16:38,001 --> 01:16:39,709 [Nico screams] 1438 01:16:41,001 --> 01:16:42,126 I'm the one you want. 1439 01:16:42,292 --> 01:16:43,626 [chuckles] 1440 01:16:43,792 --> 01:16:46,126 You have a sense of humor, my friend, you know? 1441 01:16:46,959 --> 01:16:50,334 When I finish with her, you are next. 1442 01:16:50,709 --> 01:16:52,709 - [groaning] - [Dallas] Listen to me, Van Helsing. 1443 01:16:53,042 --> 01:16:54,459 Got a proposition for you. 1444 01:16:55,167 --> 01:16:59,876 I don't make propositions with vampires. 1445 01:17:00,042 --> 01:17:03,376 What would you say if I told you I could give you Count Dracula himself? 1446 01:17:03,709 --> 01:17:05,584 I don't believe it. 1447 01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:10,959 Is he here in Los Angeles? 1448 01:17:11,334 --> 01:17:12,334 Where? 1449 01:17:12,501 --> 01:17:13,941 Let her go and I'll take you to him. 1450 01:17:14,042 --> 01:17:17,709 [Van Helsing] Do you think I'm just gonna let you walk away? 1451 01:17:17,876 --> 01:17:19,584 No, no, I'm not that stupid, 1452 01:17:19,959 --> 01:17:23,542 but if you don't let her go, you'll never get Dracula. 1453 01:17:24,584 --> 01:17:26,292 [Nico groaning] 1454 01:17:26,459 --> 01:17:27,626 I don't understand. 1455 01:17:27,792 --> 01:17:32,376 You mean to tell me that you are willing to sacrifice 1456 01:17:32,542 --> 01:17:34,834 your life for this thing? 1457 01:17:35,001 --> 01:17:37,709 Don't do it, Dallas! [panting] 1458 01:17:38,376 --> 01:17:39,709 That's the deal. 1459 01:17:42,209 --> 01:17:44,084 Yo, Trigger's over here dying, man! 1460 01:17:44,501 --> 01:17:47,167 [lightning crackles] 1461 01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:54,626 You dumb bitch, you messed up Trigger! 1462 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,143 Tell him to leave her alone, Van Helsing. 1463 01:17:56,167 --> 01:17:57,487 Leave her alone! Leave her alone! 1464 01:17:57,584 --> 01:17:58,834 You got a smoke, honey? 1465 01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:04,417 Oh, man. I feel so sick. 1466 01:18:04,792 --> 01:18:05,876 Oh, me too. 1467 01:18:09,792 --> 01:18:11,501 Think Trigger's gonna be okay? 1468 01:18:12,459 --> 01:18:14,751 If he ain't, his mom's gonna cut our balls off. 1469 01:18:15,126 --> 01:18:17,126 You're such a scumbag, Van Helsing! 1470 01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:19,102 Dallas should have killed you when he had the chance! 1471 01:18:19,126 --> 01:18:20,167 Would you shut her up? 1472 01:18:20,334 --> 01:18:22,060 It's a free country, she can say whatever she wants. 1473 01:18:22,084 --> 01:18:23,209 I see, it's a free country, 1474 01:18:23,376 --> 01:18:25,251 and you can tum my boy into a vampire! 1475 01:18:25,417 --> 01:18:26,709 He did it to save his life! 1476 01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:28,834 - Shut her up! - [Nico] No, I won't shut up! 1477 01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,766 And the next time you tell me to shut up, 1478 01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:32,792 I'm gonna rip you a new asshole! 1479 01:18:32,959 --> 01:18:34,959 You touch her and you won't get the Count. 1480 01:18:35,126 --> 01:18:37,167 [Van Helsing] Well, then, control her! 1481 01:18:37,334 --> 01:18:38,459 I'll take care of it. 1482 01:18:40,751 --> 01:18:43,834 ["I Like the Girls" by Winston McFarlane] 1483 01:18:44,001 --> 01:18:45,251 ♪ Give it up, give it up ♪ 1484 01:18:47,209 --> 01:18:48,209 What did you guys do? 1485 01:18:48,376 --> 01:18:50,251 Shut the fuck up, you fucking freak! 1486 01:18:50,417 --> 01:18:52,084 Oh, man, I'm so fucking sick. 1487 01:18:52,251 --> 01:18:53,792 I told you, that's what you get 1488 01:18:53,959 --> 01:18:57,126 for having sex with one of those fiendish things from Hell! 1489 01:18:58,042 --> 01:19:00,542 Didn't know you worked with gangsters, Van Helsing. 1490 01:19:00,709 --> 01:19:01,792 They are not gangsters. 1491 01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,751 They are now in the service of God! 1492 01:19:05,584 --> 01:19:06,959 Damn, I should've used a rubber. 1493 01:19:07,334 --> 01:19:08,584 Rachel! 1494 01:19:08,751 --> 01:19:09,834 Are you okay? 1495 01:19:12,084 --> 01:19:14,667 [loud buzzing] 1496 01:19:20,042 --> 01:19:22,001 - [loud buzzing] - [people screaming] 1497 01:19:22,167 --> 01:19:24,751 [loud buzzing] 1498 01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:30,126 [clanging] 1499 01:19:31,542 --> 01:19:34,542 I tell you one thing, if we find him, [chuckles] 1500 01:19:34,709 --> 01:19:37,459 finally, I get to drive a stake through his heart. 1501 01:19:37,626 --> 01:19:39,917 - That monster. - Shh, keep your voice down. 1502 01:19:40,084 --> 01:19:41,084 Easy. 1503 01:19:41,834 --> 01:19:44,001 [tense music] 1504 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:51,084 This one is mine. 1505 01:19:51,417 --> 01:19:52,417 Fuck off. 1506 01:19:53,501 --> 01:19:55,334 [grunting] 1507 01:19:56,167 --> 01:19:57,751 Take your hands off me! 1508 01:19:57,917 --> 01:19:59,667 I am Dr. Van Helsing! 1509 01:19:59,834 --> 01:20:01,084 [dramatic music] 1510 01:20:01,251 --> 01:20:03,459 - [kicks thudding] - [men grunting] 1511 01:20:15,876 --> 01:20:17,001 - [wood thuds] - [man groans] 1512 01:20:21,001 --> 01:20:23,167 [screams] 1513 01:20:24,584 --> 01:20:26,459 [Nico screams] 1514 01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:29,292 [Nico groaning] 1515 01:20:43,917 --> 01:20:46,042 [lightning crackles] 1516 01:20:46,209 --> 01:20:48,876 [elegant music] 1517 01:20:51,751 --> 01:20:54,667 As we all know, it's not very often 1518 01:20:54,834 --> 01:20:58,209 we get to drink the blood of another vampire, 1519 01:20:58,376 --> 01:21:02,334 especially one so young 1520 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:05,292 and so fresh. 1521 01:21:07,709 --> 01:21:10,459 Would you like to drink with me, Dr. Van Helsing? 1522 01:21:11,084 --> 01:21:13,542 - Dr. Van Helsing! - Oh, you go away. 1523 01:21:14,459 --> 01:21:16,001 I thought you liked the blood 1524 01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:17,917 of the young, fresh ones, Dr. Van Helsing. 1525 01:21:18,084 --> 01:21:19,251 Drink with me! 1526 01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:21,584 I'll get you. 1527 01:21:21,917 --> 01:21:23,209 [laughs] 1528 01:21:23,626 --> 01:21:25,667 [Count] You think that bothers me? 1529 01:21:26,001 --> 01:21:27,042 Huh? 1530 01:21:27,292 --> 01:21:29,584 Is it not true that in the camps-- 1531 01:21:30,001 --> 01:21:33,167 [speaking German] 1532 01:21:33,334 --> 01:21:36,209 No, no! [speaking German] 1533 01:21:36,376 --> 01:21:37,893 - You deny it, Van Helsing? - I don't-- 1534 01:21:37,917 --> 01:21:39,751 Never with the people in the camps! 1535 01:21:40,126 --> 01:21:42,667 I was full exonerated at Nuremberg! 1536 01:21:42,917 --> 01:21:46,626 You [speaks German]! You are a monster, not me! 1537 01:21:46,917 --> 01:21:52,209 I'll drive a stake slowly, slowly into your black heart! 1538 01:21:54,042 --> 01:21:55,584 You sure they said the Hellfire Club? 1539 01:21:55,751 --> 01:21:57,431 Yo, something like that, man, I don't know. 1540 01:21:57,834 --> 01:21:59,792 The fuck we care about that little bitch? 1541 01:21:59,959 --> 01:22:01,251 She killed Trigger. 1542 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:02,709 Yeah. 1543 01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,834 Say what? What you mean she killed Trigger. 1544 01:22:05,001 --> 01:22:06,084 I'm right here, man. 1545 01:22:06,251 --> 01:22:07,626 What the fuck is going on? 1546 01:22:07,834 --> 01:22:08,834 Hey, man! 1547 01:22:09,001 --> 01:22:11,459 [Dallas] I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. 1548 01:22:11,751 --> 01:22:13,631 You had sex with a vampire, now you're vampires. 1549 01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:15,768 - [Tlme Bomb] Aw, man! - [Soda Pop] Check it out, man. 1550 01:22:15,792 --> 01:22:16,917 Aw, man! 1551 01:22:17,376 --> 01:22:18,810 Yeah, you're in a world of shit now. 1552 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:20,292 The fuck are you talking about, man? 1553 01:22:20,459 --> 01:22:22,099 Nobody, nobody gets turned into a vampire 1554 01:22:22,126 --> 01:22:23,366 without the Count's permission. 1555 01:22:23,417 --> 01:22:25,501 We don't need no permission from no damn Count! 1556 01:22:25,667 --> 01:22:28,518 When he finds out there's a whole bunch of Black bloodsuckers running around, 1557 01:22:28,542 --> 01:22:29,942 he's gonna throw everything at you. 1558 01:22:30,084 --> 01:22:31,417 What, this Count motherfucker, 1559 01:22:31,584 --> 01:22:33,024 he got something against Black folk? 1560 01:22:33,292 --> 01:22:34,542 That's putting it mildly. 1561 01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:35,949 He's gonna have you all burned. 1562 01:22:36,084 --> 01:22:37,417 Hey, man. 1563 01:22:37,584 --> 01:22:39,126 We the first Black vampires. 1564 01:22:39,292 --> 01:22:40,542 [laughs] 1565 01:22:40,834 --> 01:22:42,626 Hey, yo, just call me Blackie. 1566 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,084 [laughs] 1567 01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:45,751 You's a dumb motherfucker, ain't you? 1568 01:22:46,792 --> 01:22:47,876 Hey, how's the girl doing? 1569 01:22:48,042 --> 01:22:50,018 [Time Bomb] She ain't doing too good, I'll tell you that much. 1570 01:22:50,042 --> 01:22:51,042 Shit. 1571 01:22:54,792 --> 01:22:57,334 Before we begin tonight's fun, 1572 01:22:59,292 --> 01:23:01,209 I would like to propose a toast 1573 01:23:02,834 --> 01:23:05,001 to Governor-Elect Davis. 1574 01:23:05,334 --> 01:23:07,751 [group cheers] 1575 01:23:07,917 --> 01:23:10,709 The ever-hungry Governor-Elect, 1576 01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:13,167 and our two senators from California. 1577 01:23:13,334 --> 01:23:15,292 [group applauds] 1578 01:23:15,459 --> 01:23:20,167 But most of all, to our main course this evening, 1579 01:23:21,292 --> 01:23:24,251 the illustrious and distinguished-- 1580 01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:26,084 You [speaks German]! 1581 01:23:27,376 --> 01:23:30,417 Dr. Frederick Van Helsing. 1582 01:23:30,917 --> 01:23:35,584 [group cheers] 1583 01:23:39,417 --> 01:23:41,292 [Count] Dallas has escaped. 1584 01:23:41,959 --> 01:23:44,751 I will offer one million dollars 1585 01:23:45,126 --> 01:23:47,876 for the head of that bastard vampire, Dallas! 1586 01:23:48,042 --> 01:23:51,251 [group cheers] 1587 01:23:53,917 --> 01:23:55,167 This vampire shit is cool. 1588 01:23:55,334 --> 01:23:57,501 I smell blood and everything, man. 1589 01:23:57,751 --> 01:23:58,959 Ooh. 1590 01:23:59,126 --> 01:24:02,001 I can't wait to kick some ass, boy. 1591 01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,251 I'm gonna bite into somebody's ass. [growls] 1592 01:24:04,417 --> 01:24:05,417 Neck, neck. 1593 01:24:05,584 --> 01:24:08,042 [group laughing] 1594 01:24:10,209 --> 01:24:15,209 Tonight, I'll drink his blood and I will eat his guts! 1595 01:24:18,501 --> 01:24:20,834 [saw whirs] 1596 01:24:21,917 --> 01:24:24,626 - [car crashing] - [people screaming] 1597 01:24:26,126 --> 01:24:27,709 - Burn her! - Right! 1598 01:24:28,584 --> 01:24:30,501 [gun firing] 1599 01:24:30,959 --> 01:24:33,417 [guns firing] 1600 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:50,042 Boo! 1601 01:24:51,167 --> 01:24:54,417 Hollywood Slasher, slash this! 1602 01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:56,126 - [gun firing] - [screams] 1603 01:24:56,834 --> 01:24:59,001 When they're finished playing, clean up this mess. 1604 01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:02,917 An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, I always say. 1605 01:25:04,501 --> 01:25:05,876 [dramatic music] 1606 01:25:06,084 --> 01:25:08,501 [blows thudding] 1607 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:09,667 [screams] 1608 01:25:10,001 --> 01:25:12,501 [guns firing] 1609 01:25:14,917 --> 01:25:17,501 - [stake thuds] - [groans] 1610 01:25:20,084 --> 01:25:21,084 Fuckwad. 1611 01:25:23,501 --> 01:25:24,501 Yo, Doc. 1612 01:25:25,501 --> 01:25:26,501 I'll be right back. 1613 01:25:26,667 --> 01:25:28,018 I'm gonna get you out in a minute. 1614 01:25:28,042 --> 01:25:30,751 It's just that there's something we gotta talk about, all right? 1615 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:33,709 Why can't you get me out first, and then we talk? 1616 01:25:33,876 --> 01:25:35,376 [guns firing] 1617 01:25:35,542 --> 01:25:37,042 [upbeat music] 1618 01:25:37,959 --> 01:25:39,792 Time Bomb, get me out! 1619 01:25:40,376 --> 01:25:41,792 - [stake thuds] - [groans] 1620 01:25:43,376 --> 01:25:45,542 [blows thudding] 1621 01:25:45,709 --> 01:25:47,376 [both grunting] 1622 01:25:48,667 --> 01:25:50,126 - [stake thuds] - [screams] 1623 01:25:50,751 --> 01:25:53,917 - [gun firing] - [groaning] 1624 01:25:55,876 --> 01:25:57,334 Here you go, baby. 1625 01:25:59,626 --> 01:26:01,167 [gun firing] 1626 01:26:01,334 --> 01:26:02,876 [groans] 1627 01:26:03,042 --> 01:26:04,251 [dramatic music] 1628 01:26:04,917 --> 01:26:07,167 - [stake thuds] - [man screams] 1629 01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:15,876 [Count] Lucy, I'm home. 1630 01:26:16,042 --> 01:26:17,417 Fucking piece of shit. 1631 01:26:18,167 --> 01:26:20,626 What are you gonna do without your army, tough guy? 1632 01:26:21,334 --> 01:26:23,534 'Cause I've taken all the crap outta you I'm gonna take. 1633 01:26:23,584 --> 01:26:25,001 - [hand thuds] - [Dallas groans] 1634 01:26:25,167 --> 01:26:28,209 Now you die, Dallas, like the swine that you are. 1635 01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:30,667 It was I that gave you eternal life. 1636 01:26:30,834 --> 01:26:34,084 How fitting it be I that take it from you, huh? 1637 01:26:34,251 --> 01:26:35,584 - [grunts] - [stake thuds] 1638 01:26:35,751 --> 01:26:38,292 [dramatic music] 1639 01:26:38,459 --> 01:26:41,167 [voices screeching] 1640 01:26:47,251 --> 01:26:50,501 Vampire's true inner child comes out just before he dies. 1641 01:26:51,876 --> 01:26:54,501 It'll take more than a single stick of wood 1642 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,251 to kill Count Dracula. 1643 01:26:56,417 --> 01:26:57,584 [both grunting] 1644 01:26:57,876 --> 01:26:59,076 - [knee thuds] - [Count groans] 1645 01:27:01,126 --> 01:27:02,751 [punches thud] 1646 01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:05,126 [indistinct shouting] 1647 01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:07,251 Save the Count for me! 1648 01:27:07,417 --> 01:27:09,501 [hammer thudding] 1649 01:27:09,667 --> 01:27:11,001 Who dressed you, huh? 1650 01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:12,607 Huh, Count Dracula, who dressed you? 1651 01:27:12,792 --> 01:27:14,167 Oh, my God, you both. 1652 01:27:14,834 --> 01:27:18,917 [snarling, roaring] 1653 01:27:19,084 --> 01:27:20,792 [dramatic music] 1654 01:27:23,834 --> 01:27:26,417 [punches thud] 1655 01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:32,876 - [blow thudding] - [groaning] 1656 01:27:34,709 --> 01:27:35,709 Help! 1657 01:27:36,417 --> 01:27:37,626 Hey, beautiful! 1658 01:27:38,334 --> 01:27:39,334 [snarls] 1659 01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:42,697 - [stake thuds] - [both groaning] 1660 01:27:47,084 --> 01:27:49,126 [groaning, screeching] 1661 01:27:49,292 --> 01:27:50,417 Thank you! 1662 01:27:50,584 --> 01:27:51,584 [hammers thudding] 1663 01:27:51,751 --> 01:27:53,376 Ugly son of a bitch! 1664 01:27:54,084 --> 01:27:55,959 Hey, man, that Count dude don't wanna die, man. 1665 01:27:56,126 --> 01:27:58,709 I mean, we must have staked his ass like a dozen times. 1666 01:27:59,251 --> 01:28:01,126 He's too old. You're gonna have to burn him. 1667 01:28:03,959 --> 01:28:06,542 - [grunting] - [hammers thudding] 1668 01:28:07,709 --> 01:28:09,334 All right, burn him, cut off his head, 1669 01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,126 blow out his brains. All right. 1670 01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:14,209 [Count screams] 1671 01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:21,834 [group cheers] 1672 01:28:23,917 --> 01:28:25,001 Aw, yeah! 1673 01:28:25,167 --> 01:28:27,459 [light orchestral music] 1674 01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:34,209 I know you made me, Dallas, but what I wanna know is why. 1675 01:28:36,334 --> 01:28:37,834 You were a runaway in Hollywood. 1676 01:28:38,251 --> 01:28:39,667 I was gonna feed off of you, 1677 01:28:41,126 --> 01:28:43,046 but I guess it was a case of love at first sight. 1678 01:28:43,501 --> 01:28:45,621 - What's up, man, what's up? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1679 01:28:45,709 --> 01:28:46,709 Yeah! 1680 01:28:46,876 --> 01:28:48,542 What are you gonna do now? 1681 01:28:50,459 --> 01:28:51,834 Go back to New York, I guess. 1682 01:28:52,084 --> 01:28:53,501 [men laughing] 1683 01:28:53,667 --> 01:28:55,084 Count Dracula, my ass! 1684 01:28:55,251 --> 01:28:57,352 Hey, man, did you see that motherfucker go up in flames? 1685 01:28:57,376 --> 01:28:59,042 I was about to grab me some-- 1686 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:01,376 [Nico chuckles] 1687 01:29:01,542 --> 01:29:03,001 What are you gonna do now? 1688 01:29:03,626 --> 01:29:05,334 LA belongs to them. 1689 01:29:06,126 --> 01:29:07,209 Hey. 1690 01:29:07,376 --> 01:29:08,917 [bright music] 1691 01:29:09,167 --> 01:29:11,417 Oh, my God, Rachel! 1692 01:29:11,709 --> 01:29:13,334 I want more. 1693 01:29:14,084 --> 01:29:16,209 Look at your fangs. 1694 01:29:17,292 --> 01:29:19,459 They're so cute. 1695 01:29:20,167 --> 01:29:21,584 You're so cute. 1696 01:29:21,751 --> 01:29:22,959 [Rachel laughs] 1697 01:29:23,126 --> 01:29:24,959 Why don't you take me with you? 1698 01:29:25,126 --> 01:29:26,542 What about your gal pal? 1699 01:29:27,376 --> 01:29:28,626 She can come. 1700 01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:31,209 Get me out! Out, out, out! 1701 01:29:31,501 --> 01:29:33,626 Just hold on, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 1702 01:29:33,792 --> 01:29:35,167 Get me out of here! 1703 01:29:39,626 --> 01:29:41,459 So what are we gonna do about the Doc, man? 1704 01:29:42,084 --> 01:29:44,209 [music continues] 1705 01:29:57,834 --> 01:30:00,334 [all chuckle] 1706 01:30:00,876 --> 01:30:03,626 [music continues] 1707 01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:15,911 [Van Helsing] Please kill me! 1708 01:30:16,042 --> 01:30:19,334 Oh, Hans, forgive me, for I am vile, evil! 1709 01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:22,959 I'm a cesspool of filthy desires! 1710 01:30:23,126 --> 01:30:26,542 I want my boy, please! 1711 01:30:27,626 --> 01:30:29,542 Hans, forgive me! 1712 01:30:29,709 --> 01:30:31,626 Forgive me, Hans, please! 1713 01:30:31,792 --> 01:30:32,792 Hey, mister, you okay? 1714 01:30:32,959 --> 01:30:37,959 Help me! 1715 01:30:39,209 --> 01:30:43,251 [upbeat music] 1716 01:31:43,001 --> 01:31:45,584 [upbeat music] 1717 01:33:12,167 --> 01:33:15,292 [music continues] 113183

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