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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,320 - HALT. WHO GOES THERE? 2 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,880 CONFIRM VOICE IDENTITY. 3 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,000 CONFIRM VOICE IDENTITY. 4 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,040 - [distorted] MR. EVIL. 5 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,000 [electronic whirring] 6 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,720 - VOICE RECOGNITION FAILED. 7 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,680 CONFIRM IDENTITY. 8 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,320 VOICE RECOGNITION FAILED. 9 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,680 CONFIRM IDENTITY. 10 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,960 - THE MASTER? 11 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,240 CAPTAIN NASTY? 12 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,280 BIG, BAD WOLF? 13 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,480 EVIL STEPMOTHER? 14 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,360 - LASER WEAPON WILL FIRE IN TEN SECONDS. 15 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,320 - DR. X? 16 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,400 - NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN... 17 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,440 - WICKED WITCH? 18 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:29,480 - SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 19 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,680 FIRING. 20 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,360 [laser zapping, sparks crackling] 21 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,440 WHO GOES THERE? 22 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,800 [slowed] WHO GOES THERE? 23 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,680 - JUST CALL ME JACK. 24 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,120 - GOES THERE... 25 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,840 [doors whirring] 26 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,360 - HELP! 27 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,960 [chains jingling] 28 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,040 [romantic music] 29 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,080 - [moans] 30 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,640 [glass shattering] 31 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,000 - [grunting] 32 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,120 - [shouting aggressively] 33 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,640 - SCARY POODLES. 34 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,480 - MIND IF I BORROW THIS? 35 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,320 - UH-OH. 36 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,680 [crashing, cat yowls] 37 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,040 [bell dings] 38 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,440 [crowd roars] 39 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,320 [crashing, fighting sounds] 40 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,400 [chainsaw buzzes] 41 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,440 - HI-YAH! 42 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,080 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 43 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,960 [crashing] 44 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 - PRETTY GOOD. 45 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,640 - YOU POP MY POODLE. 46 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,120 [romantic music] 47 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:04,280 - OH, WOW. 48 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,960 - YEAH. 49 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 [cameras clicking] 50 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,760 - AH. 51 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,600 OH, JACK. 52 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,720 JACK? 53 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,680 - JACK! 54 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,080 [record scratches] 55 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,120 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JACK? 56 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,560 - UM... 57 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,880 UH... 58 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,280 - WE DON'T DEAL IN "UM, UM" HERE, SON. 59 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,560 WE DEAL IN WHAT? 60 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,920 ANYONE? 61 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,760 ANYONE? STARTS WITH "R." 62 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,640 - [whimpering] 63 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,600 - RE... 64 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,680 - REALITY. 65 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,160 - YES, THANK YOU. 66 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,120 REALITY. 67 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,000 THIS IS THE REAL WORLD, JACK, 68 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,440 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THEIR PLACE HERE. 69 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,560 OUR DAMSELS ARE DISTRESSED. 70 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,640 RAPUNZEL? 71 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,880 - HELP ME! 72 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,680 OH, HELP ME! 73 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,600 HELP! 74 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,160 [moans] 75 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,000 [applause] 76 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,440 - OUR PRINCES ARE CHARMING. 77 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,400 - OH, YEAH. 78 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,560 - HEY, CHARMING. - YEP. 79 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,880 - [meows] 80 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,720 - OUR INGENUES ARE INCREDIBLY GULLIBLE. 81 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,600 - GRANNY. 82 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,840 GRANNY. 83 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,000 GRANNY. 84 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:34,760 - OUR BEAUTIES ARE SLEEPY. 85 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,920 OUR STEPSISTERS ARE UGLY AND MEAN. 86 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,960 both: YOU'RE SO HOT. OH! 87 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,560 - THEN THERE'S YOU, 88 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:47,400 MAJORING IN... 89 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,120 COME ON, JACK. 90 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,080 STARTS WITH "H." 91 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,640 - HEROICS. 92 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,600 - RIGHT. 93 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,840 BUT LOOK AT YOUR GRADES. 94 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,600 YOU'RE FAILING. 95 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,240 YOU HAVEN'T DONE ONE HEROIC DEED ALL SEMESTER. 96 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,000 I'M THINKING OF CHANGING YOUR MAJOR 97 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,360 TO SOMETHING ELSE. 98 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,920 STARTS WITH AN "V." 99 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,040 VIL... 100 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,160 - [grunts] 101 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,600 - VIL... 102 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:11,560 - OOH! 103 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,520 - ANYONE? 104 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,040 - VILLAGE IDIOT. 105 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,120 [laughter] 106 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,240 DUNCE. 107 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:22,600 - IT'S AN HONORABLE AND WORTHY FAIRY TALE PROFESSION, JACK. 108 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,920 - PLEASE, SIR, 109 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,160 ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE IS A HERO. 110 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,040 - YOU WANT TO BE A HERO? 111 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,520 EVERYBODY WANTS IT, JACK, 112 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,800 BUT FEW BECOME IT. 113 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,360 - WELL, I WILL. 114 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,320 - UH-HUH. 115 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,640 YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH, JACK. 116 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,000 STOP. 117 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,760 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 118 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,920 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE UP TO IT. 119 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,520 WELL, I MEAN, WITH YOUR FAMILY HISTORY, 120 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:51,080 ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON EVER FLUNKED HEROICS. 121 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,960 ANYONE? 122 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,040 ANYONE? 123 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,600 STARTS WITH A "J." 124 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,680 JA... 125 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,920 all: JACK'S FATHER! 126 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,880 - I AM NOT LIKE MY FATHER. 127 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,680 - HE FAILED. 128 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,760 - NO, HE DISAPPEARED, 129 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,760 LOST ON A HERO'S QUEST. 130 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,440 - NO, JACK, HE FAILED, 131 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,840 RAN AWAY. 132 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,880 - WELL, I WON'T. 133 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,000 I WILL WORK HARDER. 134 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,200 I'LL PROVE TO YOU, 135 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,880 TO EVERYBODY, 136 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,680 THAT I'M NOT A FAILURE. 137 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:24,920 - REALLY, JACK? 138 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,880 [school bell rings] 139 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,000 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 140 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,560 HOMEWORK IS NAVIGATION. 141 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,000 AND HANSEL AND GRETEL, TRY TO DO BETTER THIS TIME. 142 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:37,960 - DON'T WORRY. 143 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,200 I HAVE A PLAN. 144 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,360 - [sighs] 145 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:46,080 [indistinct chatter] 146 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,920 - SIR? 147 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,120 - HMM? 148 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,400 - IF I DO A HEROIC DEED, 149 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,120 WILL YOU PASS ME? 150 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,000 - I'LL NEED WHAT? 151 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,760 [sighs] STARTS WITH "E." 152 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,040 EV... 153 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,400 - EVIDENCE? 154 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,120 - EXACTLY. 155 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,240 TAKE THE WEEKEND, JACK. 156 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,520 COME TO TERMS WITH WHO YOU ARE. 157 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,920 [peaceful music] 158 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:45,880 ♪ 159 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,040 - GOOD MORNING, BUTCHER, BAKER, FRANK. 160 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,400 OH! WHOA, THERE. 161 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,680 - SORRY, MAYOR LICHFIELD. 162 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,560 - YOU MUST TRY TO STAY FOCUSED 163 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,440 ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOUNG MAN. 164 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,960 - EXACTLY MY PROBLEM. 165 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,120 - OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, EMPEROR. 166 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,640 - OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, MAYOR. 167 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,160 - I LOVE THE NEW CLOTHES. 168 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,840 - OH, THANK YOU. HOW KIND. 169 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,880 YES, IT FITS LIKE A GLOVE, HA-HA. 170 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,960 - OH, JOLLY GOOD. 171 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,720 JOLLY GOOD. 172 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,720 OKAY, THEN. 173 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,760 - MAYOR LICHFIELD? 174 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,000 - YES? 175 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,040 - HOW DO YOU MAKE A SACRIFICE? 176 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,600 - OOH, I LOVE A GOOD RIDDLE. 177 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,560 I DON'T KNOW, JACK. 178 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,120 HOW DO YOU MAKE A SACRIFICE? 179 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,680 - IT'S A QUESTION. 180 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,560 - OH, OH, YOU'RE ACTUALLY ASKING. 181 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,520 IT'S NOT A CONUNDRUM. 182 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,800 YOU WANTED MY ADVICE, DO YOU? 183 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,720 WELL, A VERY GOOD QUESTION, JACK, 184 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,640 AND IT'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. 185 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,920 THE WAY TO MAKE A SACRIFICE 186 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,400 IS TO TAKE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING THAT YOU HAVE 187 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:49,200 AND GIVE IT AWAY TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE. 188 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,160 - REALLY? 189 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,360 - REALLY. 190 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,600 - THAT'S ALL? 191 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,880 - THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, YOUNG MAN. 192 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:54,840 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 193 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,920 - OH, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 194 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,480 YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BOY, VERY GOOD BOY. 195 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,000 DO WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, AND EXCUSE ME. 196 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,080 I HAVE TO GO, 197 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,560 BUT THE PIED PIPER IS GIVING A RECITAL, 198 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,560 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 199 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,680 BYE-BYE. 200 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,400 MOTHER HUBBARD, SIMPLE SIMON, COME, COME. 201 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,320 WE'LL BE LATE. WE'LL BE LATE. 202 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,120 - RIGHT. 203 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,800 WHAT'S THE MOST PRECIOUS THING I HAVE? 204 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,040 YE OLDE VIDEO GAME. 205 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,520 [cow moos] 206 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,920 [shop bell ringing] 207 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,640 [chimes jingling] 208 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,040 THAT'S WEIRD. 209 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,960 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BEING THERE. 210 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,600 [shop bell rings] 211 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,840 HELLO? 212 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,920 ANYONE HERE? 213 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,480 HUH? 214 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,440 [truck horn blares] 215 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,000 - HEY! HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 216 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,360 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 217 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,000 BUON GIORNO, WILLKOMMEN. 218 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,480 WHAT'S UP? 219 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,240 - HEY. 220 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,480 - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? HOW CAN I HELP? 221 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,160 WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU NEED? 222 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,720 - [sighs] 223 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,800 THIS IS EVERYTHING I OWN, 224 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,120 AND I'M WILLING TO GIVE IT UP. 225 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,400 - WHOA, THE OLD DIGITAL BOVINE. 226 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,400 THE COMPUTER OF WONDER. 227 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,880 COMPUTERUS WONDROUS. 228 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:37,280 THE CYBER JERSEY, C-O-W. 229 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:41,280 THE C.O.W. 230 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,200 I'LL GIVE YOU 500 GOLD PIECES FOR IT. 231 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,960 - WHAT? 232 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,760 - 600. 233 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,080 - NO, IT'S ONLY WORTH, LIKE, 50. 234 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,200 - ALL RIGHT, 700. 235 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,800 - NO. OFFER ME, LIKE, 10. 236 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,080 - 800? - 5. 237 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,320 - 900? 238 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,520 - YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. 239 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,920 - FINAL OFFER, 1,000. 240 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,240 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 241 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,800 I MEAN, 2,000% PROFIT IS NOT A SACRIFICE. 242 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,680 AND I WANT TO MAKE A SACRIFICE. 243 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,200 NO MONEY. 244 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,560 LET'S JUST TRADE. 245 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,680 - WHOA. I LIKE IT. 246 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:17,360 WHAT ABOUT SOME IOCAINE POWDER? 247 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,240 NO, IT'S VERY POISONOUS. 248 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,200 OR, UM... 249 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,080 DO YOU KNOW AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT, 250 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,040 SOME GIRL LEFT THIS GLASS SLIPPER? 251 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,960 IT'S ONLY ONE OF A KIND. 252 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,160 IT'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM. 253 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,440 IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE. 254 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,320 - NO. 255 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,120 [glass shatters] 256 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,880 - AH, I HAVE A SPINNING WHEEL THAT SPINS STRAW INTO GOLD. 257 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,640 YOU'LL BE RICH. 258 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,600 - NO. 259 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,880 - HAND OF MIDAS. 260 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,800 IT'S A LITTLE GROSS-- 261 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:52,400 - NO, YOU DON'T GET IT. 262 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,800 [rattling] 263 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,200 - THREE BEANS? 264 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,920 - THREE BEANS. 265 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,200 - IS IT A TRADE OR WHAT? 266 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,880 - YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THREE LOUSY BEANS FOR MY C.O.W.? 267 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,760 - TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 268 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,720 - I'LL TAKE IT. 269 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,840 - HEY, HEY! [laughs] 270 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,000 WHAT GENEROSITY, WHAT SACRIFICE. 271 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,480 - THANK YOU. 272 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,440 - YOU'RE WELCOME. NO PROBLEM. 273 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,360 DE NADA. 274 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,440 BITTE SCHON. 275 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,280 SEE YOU AROUND, JACK. 276 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,160 [goose squawks] 277 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,680 - HEY, THERE, GRAYSON. 278 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,160 WHO'S A GOOD BOY? 279 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,520 MOM? 280 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,960 HEY, MOM. 281 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 GUESS WHO DID SOMETHING TOTALLY HEROIC TODAY? 282 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,880 - HEY, JACK. 283 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,560 - MOM, WHAT'S WRONG? 284 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,800 - OH, NOTHING. 285 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,560 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 286 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,000 - GOOD. 287 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,720 - THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 288 00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,720 I'M GLAD. 289 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,280 - HOW WAS YOURS? 290 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,120 - WELL... 291 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,760 I GOT FIRED. 292 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,120 - WHAT? 293 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,120 WHAT HAPPENED? 294 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,320 - APPARENTLY, ELVES ARE COMING IN AT NIGHT 295 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,000 AND FINISHING ALL OUR WORK. 296 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,080 NOW THE SHOEMAKER WANTS TO CUT BACK ON LABOR FORCE 297 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,720 SO HE CAN SAVE MONEY. 298 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,760 STUPID GOODY-GOODY ELVES. 299 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,520 - [sighs] 300 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,520 IT'S OKAY, MOM. 301 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,640 THINGS WILL BE BETTER AFTER DINNER. 302 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,440 I'M STARVING. HOW ABOUT YOU? 303 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,400 [cabinet creaks] 304 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,920 [wind whistling] 305 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,400 - [sighs] 306 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,480 - WE'RE NOT STARVING. 307 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,960 - BREAD CRUMBS? 308 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,440 - YEAH, A COUPLE OF KIDS ARE JUST THROWING THEM AWAY. 309 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,160 - HMM. 310 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,120 MM? 311 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,200 - MM-MM. 312 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,600 BREAD CRUMBS, BRILLIANT PLAN. 313 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,800 [bird giggling] 314 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,880 YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, COULD YOU? 315 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,080 - MM-MM-MM. 316 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,920 - MEN. [sighs] 317 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,240 - SIT DOWN, JACK. 318 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,680 JACK, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING VERY HARD RIGHT NOW. 319 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,920 WE'RE IN A TIGHT SPOT, 320 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,600 AND I NEED YOU TO MAKE A BIG SACRIFICE. 321 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,680 - FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT. 322 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,760 - I WANT YOU TO SELL THE C.O.W., JACK. 323 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,680 IT'S THE ONLY THING WE HAVE OF VALUE. 324 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,720 - BUT, MOM-- 325 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,240 - WITH THE MONEY THAT WE GET FROM THAT, 326 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,080 WE CAN FEED OURSELVES TILL I CAN GET BACK ON MY FEET. 327 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,400 - WELL, HERE'S THE THING. 328 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,400 I CAN'T REALLY DO THAT. 329 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,040 - I NEED YOU TO BE BRAVE ABOUT THIS. 330 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,640 - I WOULD. I REALLY WOULD, BUT, MOM-- 331 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,360 - THERE'S NO BUTS, JACK. 332 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,800 - I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE. 333 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,080 - YOU WANT TO RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN? 334 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,560 - I GAVE IT AWAY. 335 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,520 - WHAT? 336 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,840 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 337 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,480 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HEROIC. 338 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,920 - OH, JACK. 339 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,360 I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, NOT AFTER YOUR FATHER. 340 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,440 - I'M NOT LIKE HIM, MOM. 341 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,560 - OH, JACK. 342 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,480 - I'M NOT. 343 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,800 [door slams shut] 344 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,280 [shop bell rings] 345 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,480 HELLO? 346 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:44,080 EXCUSE ME? 347 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,080 [trolley bell dings] 348 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,880 OF COURSE. 349 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,880 [gasps] 350 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,240 HEY, WAIT. 351 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,440 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PAWNSHOP? 352 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,640 I NEED TO GET MY C.O.W. BACK. 353 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,000 - SEE WHAT FLOTSAM BLOWS IN 354 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:04,240 FROM THE TURBULENT GALE THAT IS LIFE. 355 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,040 - HUH? 356 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,200 - HAVE YOU DRIFTED FROM YOUR FATED PATH, 357 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,120 YOUNG JOURNEYMAN? 358 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,320 - HUH? 359 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360 - ARE YOU LOST, KID? 360 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,600 - NO. 361 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,880 I'M LOOKING FOR THE PAWNSHOP. 362 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,480 IT WAS RIGHT HERE 363 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,200 EARLIER TODAY. 364 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,600 SAME PLACE, SAME COUNTER. 365 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,000 [sighs] WEIRD. 366 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,000 - [chuckles] 367 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,000 INDEED, YOUR WORDS ARE AS CLOUDY 368 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:32,160 AS THE HIGHLAND WINTER MOORS. 369 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,920 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 370 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,440 - LOOK, KID, I'M JUST TRYING 371 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,920 TO GIVE THIS THING A LITTLE COLOR, 372 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,680 SOME VOCABULARY, OKAY? 373 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,000 YOU THINK EVERYTHING 374 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,000 HAS TO SOUND LIKE A NURSERY RHYME? 375 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,600 A THESAURUS IS NOT A KIND OF DINOSAUR. 376 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,040 [beast roars] 377 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,000 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 378 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,800 - OH, OKAY. 379 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,200 WHERE FOR ART THY ESTABLISHMENT 380 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,880 FOR THE PURVEYANCE OF TRADE AND SALE? 381 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,040 - WHAT? 382 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,360 - THE PAWNSHOP? 383 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,040 - WILL YOU STOP WITH THE PAWNSHOP? 384 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,840 THERE IS NO PAWNSHOP. 385 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,280 GET OVER IT. 386 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,600 - GREAT. 387 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,520 JUST GREAT. 388 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,680 SOME HERO. 389 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,520 - YOU'RE A HERO? 390 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,360 WE DON'T GET MANY OF THOSE STORIES ANYMORE. 391 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,360 HA, NOWADAYS, IT'S ALL GRAPHIC NOVELS 392 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,320 AND MANGA, MANGA, MANGA. 393 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,840 BUT REAL LITERATURE WITH A REAL HERO, 394 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,520 EXCELLENT. 395 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,760 SO WHAT'S YOUR QUEST? 396 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,320 - QUEST? 397 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,600 - WELL, EVERY HERO NEEDS A QUEST, 398 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,360 A GREAT AND WORTHY GOAL. 399 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,360 - WELL, I DON'T HAVE ONE. 400 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,880 - NO PROBLEM. 401 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,320 WE'LL SEE WHAT'S AVAILABLE. 402 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,760 [chimes jingling] 403 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,160 HMM. 404 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,520 THE GOLDEN FLEECE. 405 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,000 THAT'S BEEN DONE. 406 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,960 - OH. 407 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,840 - ARK OF THE COVENANT. 408 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,160 NO, THAT'S RESERVED 409 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,600 FOR THE CHAP WITH THE HAT AND THE... 410 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,840 [whip cracks] 411 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,840 - OH, HE'S GREAT, YEAH. 412 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,360 - ATLANTIS. 413 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,440 HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH? 414 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,640 - [gasps] 415 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,600 - NO, NO. 416 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,960 - [sighs] 417 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,040 - THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM. 418 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,600 DO YOU SING AT ALL? 419 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,040 - [inhales] 420 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,880 MM-MM. 421 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,520 - WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT. 422 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,520 I MEAN, THERE'S-- WAIT. 423 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,880 [chuckles] NO. 424 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,760 I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 425 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,240 IT'S--IT'S TOO DIFFICULT. 426 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,720 - WHAT IS IT? 427 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,000 - WELL, IT'S DESTINY'S HARP, 428 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,160 A GOLDEN HARP THAT'S BEEN STOLEN 429 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,800 AND NEEDS TO BE RETURNED. 430 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,880 IT NEEDS A HERO WITH A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCE, 431 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,760 SORT OF A SEQUEL QUEST, REALLY. 432 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,240 - I CAN DO IT. 433 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,920 - WELL, I GUESS IT'S UP TO YOU, THEN. 434 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,840 - WHAT IS THIS? 435 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,960 - EVERYBODY HAS A STORY, 436 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,960 BUT ONLY A FEW ARE WORTHY OF BEING TOLD. 437 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,120 ONE MORE THING. 438 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,200 [warbling tone] 439 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,200 THIS IS FOR YOU. 440 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,560 - IS THIS A KEY? 441 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,680 WHAT DOES IT OPEN? 442 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,200 - WELL, MAYBE IT'LL OPEN SOMETHING FOR YOU 443 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,720 WHEN YOU NEED IT. 444 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,480 MAYBE IT'LL CLOSE SOMETHING FOR YOU AS WELL ONE DAY. 445 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,800 - THANK YOU. 446 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,200 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 447 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,840 - WAIT A SECOND. 448 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:04,120 THIS IS OUR FAMILY CREST. 449 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,840 [latch thuds] 450 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,360 [grunts] 451 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,600 WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED? 452 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,760 HELLO? 453 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,400 IS ANYBODY THERE? 454 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,920 HELLO? 455 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,480 OH. 456 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,200 [door clicks shut] 457 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,000 [sighs] 458 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,200 - JACK. 459 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,800 DID YOU GET THE C.O.W. BACK? 460 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,160 - I TRIED, MOM, 461 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,760 BUT THE STORE CHANGED INTO A BOOKSHOP. 462 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,120 - [sighs] AND WHAT'S THAT? 463 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,120 - OH, THE STORE OWNER GAVE IT TO ME. 464 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,640 HE SAID IT WAS A HERO'S QUEST. 465 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,680 - AGAIN WITH THE HERO STUFF. 466 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,000 [sighs] 467 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,440 YOUR FATHER WASN'T A HERO, JACK, 468 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,200 NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY WANT TO BELIEVE. 469 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,080 HE--HE TALKED ALL THE TIME ABOUT SECRET MISSIONS, 470 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:01,360 SAVING DAMSELS, AND THWARTING GIANTS. 471 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:06,120 BUT IN THE END, HE JUST LEFT US. 472 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,400 - YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ANY OF IT? 473 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:15,160 - WELL, THERE WAS A TIME... 474 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,080 NO. IT WAS JUST STORIES. 475 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,280 AND WHEN HE NEVER CAME HOME, 476 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,120 THAT WAS NO FAIRY TALE. 477 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,240 WE CAN'T EAT DREAMS, JACK. 478 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,560 I WISH WE COULD, BUT WE CAN'T. 479 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,680 - DON'T WORRY, MOM. 480 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,280 I'LL HELP OUT FIRST THING TOMORROW. 481 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,320 - ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART. 482 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,280 - GOOD NIGHT. 483 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,240 - GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 484 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,800 - [sighs] WHAT WAS I THINKING? 485 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,640 [warbling tone] 486 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,120 [electricity zapping] 487 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,800 [goose squawks] 488 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,120 [squawking] 489 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,880 [earth crumbling] 490 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,440 [cow moos] 491 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,440 [goose squawks] 492 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,680 [leaves rustling] 493 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,120 [strained squawk] 494 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,080 [wings flapping] 495 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,240 [man groaning] 496 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,680 - OW, OW, OW! OW! 497 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,720 [garbled sounds] 498 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,600 [footsteps] 499 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,480 - [squawks weakly] 500 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,760 HUH? 501 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,560 [screams] 502 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,720 WHAT IS THAT? 503 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,760 WHO SAID THAT? 504 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,480 WHO SAID, "WHO SAID THAT?" 505 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,160 WHO SAID, "WHO SAID, 'WHO SAID THAT?'" 506 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,360 IT'S ME! I CAN TALK. 507 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,640 I'M A MONSTER! 508 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,600 [screams] 509 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,080 AH. ER... 510 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,600 [growls] 511 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,320 EH? 512 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,680 AH. 513 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,720 JACK, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! 514 00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,840 WAKE UP! WAKE UP! 515 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,320 WAKE UP! WAKE UP! 516 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,320 [both screaming] 517 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,080 [screaming] 518 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,240 - WHO ARE YOU? 519 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,040 - JACK, IT'S ME, GRAYSON. 520 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,120 - OUR GOOSE? 521 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,720 - FREAKY, HUH? 522 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,080 - YOU CAN TALK? 523 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,040 - I CAN TALK. 524 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,000 I CAN WALK. 525 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,840 I CAN SING. 526 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,880 ♪ WON'T YOU COME HOME TO BILLY? ♪ 527 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,200 ♪ WON'T YOU COME HOME? 528 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,120 ♪ I CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH ♪ 529 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,080 [dogs howling] 530 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,040 ♪ I'LL DO THE-- 531 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,760 - [groans] 532 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,040 - WELL, I CAN TALK AND WALK. 533 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,840 YOU--YOU SEE, I-- OH, SORRY. 534 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,200 I DID-- 535 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,160 HEY, HOW DID I DO THAT? 536 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,880 WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? 537 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,160 - THUMBS. 538 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,760 - AND I CAN DO THIS WITH THEM? 539 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,320 WOW. 540 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,200 COOL. 541 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,760 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 542 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,600 - WELL, AS FAR AS I CAN SEE, 543 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,720 I--I ATE A BEAN. 544 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,240 - THEY WERE MAGIC? 545 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,640 OF COURSE. THEY WERE MAGIC. 546 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,600 SO IF YOU'RE YOU, 547 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,280 THEN THE BEANS... 548 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,960 WHOA. 549 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,680 [giggles] 550 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,560 - HEY, KID, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 551 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,760 - THIS MAY BE THE COOLEST THING EVER. 552 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,640 [inspirational music] 553 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:40,600 ♪ 554 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,320 - THE COOLEST? HELLO? 555 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,920 CAN IT TALK? 556 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,960 CAN IT DO THIS? 557 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,640 HELLO, MY NAME IS THUMBY-THUMB THUMBKINS, 558 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,040 AND I'M OPPOSABLE. 559 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,160 I CAN TURN PAGES. 560 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,120 - [shushes] 561 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,080 [discordant twanging] 562 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,720 DO YOU HEAR THAT? 563 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,880 - SOUNDS LIKE A HARP. 564 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,600 - A HARP. 565 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,400 DESTINY'S HARP. 566 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,880 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 567 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:19,000 - IT'S MY QUEST. 568 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,240 [grunts] 569 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,760 AH. 570 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,480 - UH, JACK. WHOA. 571 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,760 WHOA! JACK, WHOA! 572 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,840 - WHAT WHOA? 573 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,040 WHOA WHAT? 574 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,640 - "JACK BEGINS CLIMBING THE MAGICAL BEANSTALK." 575 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,640 IT WAS RIGHT THERE; I SWEAR IT. 576 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,840 - TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS. 577 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,160 [grunts] 578 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,080 - IT'S DOING IT. 579 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,400 IT'S DOING IT. 580 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,800 "JACK BEGINS CLIMBING THE MAGICAL BEANSTALK. 581 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,680 THUS BEGINS HIS QUEST FOR DESTINY'S HARP." 582 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,920 - ALL RIGHT, GRAYSON. 583 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,680 COME ON. LET'S GO. 584 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,360 - UP--UP THERE? 585 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,360 - WELL, YEAH. 586 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,240 - I-I DON'T THINK SO. 587 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,400 I'M NOT GOOD WITH HEIGHTS, 588 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,240 AND--AND I'M NOT GOOD WITH QUESTS EITHER. 589 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,560 I HAVE AN OLD WAR QUEST INJURY. 590 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,760 AH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 591 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,640 GO UP THERE, TAKE PLENTY OF PICTURES, 592 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,360 SEND ME A POSTCARD, 593 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,880 AND GIVE MY LOVE TO THE HARP. 594 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,360 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 595 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,720 WHY DON'T YOU STAY DOWN THERE 596 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,640 AND LOOK OUT FOR BIG, BAD WOLVES, OKAY? 597 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,600 [wolf howls] 598 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,720 - WOLVES? [screams] 599 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,160 [squawking, wings fluttering] 600 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,520 - HUH? 601 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,720 - DON'T YOU JUST LOVE CLIMBING, JACK? 602 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,800 GOT MY HELMET. GOT MY ROPE. 603 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,520 HA-HA. 604 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,520 [panting] 605 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,880 A BEANSTALK. 606 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,280 THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED. 607 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,600 - [grunts] 608 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,200 HEY, GRAYSON, 609 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,920 I CAN SEE OUR HOUSE FROM HERE. 610 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,240 - [moans] 611 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,040 THAT'S NICE. 612 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,680 CAN--CAN I GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GET SOME LONG UNDERWEAR? 613 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,760 [whimpering] 614 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,960 [wind whistling] 615 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,440 JACK, COULD YOU SLOW DOWN A SECOND, PLEASE? 616 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,880 - [groans] 617 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,840 - [gasping] 618 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,320 [wind roaring] 619 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,000 - [grunts] 620 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,240 HEY. 621 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,440 - I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER. 622 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,080 I'M SO COLD; I HAVE ME BUMPS. 623 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,280 - YOU'RE A GOOSE. 624 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,680 YOU COULD ALWAYS FLY. 625 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,160 - OH, YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, 626 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,520 IF IT WERE YESTERDAY! 627 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:07,080 - WELL, YOU CAN USE THE THUMBS. 628 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,080 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 629 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,800 - AH, ONWARDS AND UPWARDS. 630 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:28,280 - [chuckles] 631 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,040 - [grunts] 632 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,200 - WHAT NOW? 633 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,360 - I WANT TO SEE 634 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,800 IF THERE'S ANY MENTION OF BREAKFAST, 635 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,240 YOU KNOW, LIKE SOME BACON, HASH BROWNS, 636 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,920 WAFFLES MAYBE. 637 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,680 OH, HERE IT COMES. 638 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,640 "CLIMBING THE BEANSTALK PROVED BITTERLY COLD 639 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,760 AND HELD MANY OTHER HARDSHIPS." 640 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,480 [horn beeps] 641 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,880 "HARDSHIPS"? 642 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,280 THAT'S PLURAL. 643 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,440 WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE ONE HARDSHIP? 644 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,360 IT'S A BUNCH OF HARDSHIPS. 645 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,880 NOTHING IN THE BOOK THAT SAYS, 646 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,240 "GRAYSON WAKES UP, 647 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,920 "HAS A BAGEL AND SCHMEAR AND A CUP OF COFFEE, 648 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,920 AND EVERYTHING'S FINE." 649 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,520 HOW MANY HARDSHIPS CAN THERE BE? 650 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,840 [birds squawking] 651 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,360 HEY, FELLAS, REMEMBER ME? 652 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,600 splat! 653 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,400 - OOH. 654 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,760 - DEFINE "IRONY." 655 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,640 I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, MURRAY. 656 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,520 [chimes jingling] 657 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,560 - WE MADE IT. 658 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,560 HMM? 659 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,520 [muffled footsteps] 660 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,360 - OH. 661 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,160 - [giggles] 662 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,680 - THIS IS-- [mumbles] 663 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,840 - LET GO. 664 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,640 - I'M TRYING, 665 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,080 BUT MY THUMBS HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN, 666 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,680 AND I THINK THEY MAY BE STUPID. 667 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,640 - OKAY. 668 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,440 ON THREE. READY? 669 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,400 - [moans] 670 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,920 - ONE... THREE! 671 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,160 - WHOA! 672 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,720 WHAT HAPPENED TO TWO? 673 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,800 - WHERE ARE WE? 674 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,760 - AH, LET ME CHECK. 675 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,680 OKAY, AH. 676 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,400 "JACK AND GRAYSON--" 677 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,640 GRAYSON? 678 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,600 I'M IN THE BOOK. 679 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,200 I'M A LITERARY CHARACTER. 680 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,280 "JACK AND GRAYSON FIND THEMSELVES 681 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,080 IN THE MAZE KINGDOM OF THE EVIL GIANT." 682 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,320 YOU SEE, I'M IN THE-- WITH THE EVIL-- 683 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,160 OH, CRUD. 684 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,160 [harp twanging] 685 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,520 - THERE IT IS AGAIN. 686 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,840 COME ON, GRAYSON. 687 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,520 LET'S GO! 688 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,360 COME ON, GRAYSON. 689 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,560 - [screams softly] 690 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,960 - LET'S GO THIS WAY. 691 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,080 - WAH? 692 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,760 OH. 693 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,800 - JACK? 694 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,080 JACK? 695 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,320 JACK? 696 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,120 [gasps] 697 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,000 JACK! 698 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,240 NO! 699 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,080 [twanging] 700 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,160 - [moans] 701 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,480 - EXCUSE ME? 702 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,680 - HE'S OLD. SPEAK UP. 703 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,800 - EXCUSE ME? 704 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,840 - RAISE YOUR VOICE. 705 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,440 HE'S PROBABLY DEAF. 706 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,520 SCREAM IT OUT LOUDER, JUST SCREAM IT OUT. 707 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,480 - EXCUSE ME! 708 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,720 - [gasps] 709 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,720 - IS THAT DESTINY'S HARP? 710 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:21,920 - [wails] 711 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,520 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, SCREAMING AT AN OLD MAN. 712 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,920 YOU MADE HIM CRY. 713 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,440 WHAT'S THE MATTER... KIDS. 714 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,480 - SIR, SIR, I'M SORRY. 715 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,400 I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL. 716 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,440 - IT'S NOT THAT. 717 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,720 IT'S JUST THAT YOU SAID THAT WORD, 718 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,480 THE--YOU KNOW, THAT WORD. 719 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,320 - DESTINY'S HARP? 720 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,080 - [howls] 721 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,920 [sobbing] 722 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,400 OH. 723 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,120 - IS THAT IT? 724 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,400 - OH, NO, NO. 725 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:54,800 THIS IS JUST A CHEAP IMITATION. 726 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,120 [discordant scale] 727 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,400 - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 728 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,320 - [moans] 729 00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,680 - WELL, IT SHOULD BE. 730 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,960 HE'S A MASTER CRAFTSMAN. 731 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,240 SEE, IT'S MADE BY THE LEGENDARY STRADIVARIUS. 732 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,920 - [gasps] NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 733 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,600 - BUT IT SAYS RIGHT HERE, "STRADIVARIUS." 734 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,800 - MY NAME IS VERRI SADDIUS. 735 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,120 [wails] 736 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,640 - WAIT A MINUTE. 737 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,760 OH, YEAH. 738 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,960 WELL, UH, HE'S WELL-KNOWN TOO, I GUESS. 739 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,320 - HOW I LOVED MY DESTINY. 740 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,240 - YEAH, I LOVE MY DESTINY TOO. 741 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,120 I ONLY WISH I KNEW WHAT MY DESTINY WAS. 742 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,120 ONE MINUTE, I'M A GOOSE. 743 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,120 I WAS WADDLING AROUND, PECKING AT WORMS. 744 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,560 EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 745 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,640 THEN I WAKE UP, AND I'VE GOT THIS FACE. 746 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,520 IT'S HIDEOUS! 747 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,120 - NO, IT'S NOT THAT DESTINY. 748 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,480 DESTINY IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 749 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,760 SHE WASN'T ALWAYS A HARP. 750 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,600 [sobs] 751 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,120 SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL 752 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,080 WITH A VOICE THAT COULD MAKE THE ANGELS WEEP. 753 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,360 SHE WAS THE LIGHT OF MY HEART, 754 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,960 UNTIL THE GIANT HEARD HER SINGING 755 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:16,840 AND WANTED THE SONG FOR HIMSELF. 756 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,640 THE GIANT IS EVIL. 757 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:26,360 HE PLUNDERS EVERYTHING HE WANTS. 758 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,880 - [moans] 759 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,160 HE TOOK MY DESTINY. 760 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,400 - SING FOR ME. 761 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,480 SING! 762 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,520 - NEVER! 763 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,880 - SHE REFUSED TO SING FOR THE BRUTE. 764 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,920 SO USING THE LAST OF A STOLEN POTION, 765 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:57,280 HE CAST A SPELL AND TURNED HER INTO A GOLDEN HARP. 766 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,760 I'VE TRIED TO RESCUE HER, SO HAVE MANY OTHERS, 767 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,040 BUT NOBODY CAN DEFEAT THE GIANT. 768 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,680 THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER HARP 769 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:16,080 TO EXCHANGE FOR HER. 770 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,480 - ASK HIM ONE QUESTION. HE TELLS YOU A STORY. 771 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,880 IT'S, LIKE, 3 1/2 HOURS LONG. 772 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,760 EXCUSE ME. 773 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,000 AH, HOW IS THE HARP GOING? 774 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,080 [muted twanging] 775 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,960 OKAY. 776 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 - SO WHERE IS DES-- 777 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,320 - [sobs] 778 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,680 - MM, THE HARP NOW? 779 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,240 - THE GIANT HAS HER IN THE CASTLE. 780 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,280 HE KEEPS HER UNDER LOCK AND KEY. 781 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,800 - COME ON, WE'RE HEADING TO THE CASTLE. 782 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,800 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 783 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,520 NO, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 784 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,000 THE MAZE IS FILLED WITH PUZZLES AND PROBLEMS, 785 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,240 AND THE GIANT KNOWS EVERYBODY WHO'S IN IT. 786 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,120 THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE 787 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,440 WHO WOULD ATTEMPT THIS: 788 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,960 A HERO OR A LUNATIC. 789 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,120 - DON'T WORRY. 790 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,520 BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, 791 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,440 I THINK WE GOT THAT COVERED. 792 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,000 - AH. 793 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,560 - WE'LL BRING HER BACK. 794 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,520 I PROMISE. 795 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,120 - [moans] 796 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,360 - COME ON, GRAYSON. 797 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,520 - "COME ON, GRAYSON." 798 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,320 HE ORDERS ME AROUND. HE'S TWO! 799 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,200 PSST. 800 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,080 - AH? 801 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,440 - DESTINY. 802 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,960 - [wails] 803 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,920 [harp twanging] 804 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,920 - GRAYSON! 805 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,680 - OH! 806 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,200 [bicycle bell ringing] - COMING THROUGH! 807 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,160 - SCIENCE GONE MAD. 808 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,240 THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. 809 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,520 PESTICIDES, HERBICIDES, 810 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,240 GROWTH HORMONES. 811 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,720 THIS IS NATURE'S FURY. 812 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,760 - YEAH. 813 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,280 OR MAGIC BEANS. 814 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,800 - WELL, YES, YEAH, OBVIOUS-- 815 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,280 OBVIOUSLY, NATURE'S FURY OR MAGIC BEANS. 816 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,400 - I THINK IT'S NICE. 817 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,560 - UH, YEAH. 818 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,760 EITHER WAY, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. 819 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,720 - TROUBLE? 820 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,680 - WITH A CAPITAL "S." 821 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,640 - AH. TEA? 822 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,880 - OH, THANK YOU. 823 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,320 - IT'S LIKE A BIG STICK OF BROCCOLI. 824 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,680 - OH. - EXCUSE ME. 825 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,480 I THINK MY SON IS UP THERE. 826 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,600 - OH, DON'T WORRY, MA'AM. 827 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,160 WE'RE HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS. 828 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,400 I'M SERGEANT WHO. 829 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,040 THIS IS OFFICER WHAT. 830 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,160 AND THE HORTICULTURIST OVER HERE IS OFFICER WHERE. 831 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,120 - HI. 832 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,080 - WELL? 833 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,120 - WELL WHAT? - YES? 834 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,560 - NOT YOU. - SORRY. 835 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,360 - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 836 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,000 - I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY WHAT HE TELLS ME TO. 837 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:32,960 - WHO? 838 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,480 - EXACTLY. 839 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,680 - LISTEN TO ME. 840 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,600 MY SON IS UP THERE. 841 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,520 - WHERE? 842 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,560 - UP THERE. 843 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,680 - NO, MA'AM, NOT "WHERE." 844 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,920 I MEANT, WHERE! 845 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,240 - YES, SIR. 846 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,840 - SHE SAYS HER SON'S UP THERE. 847 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,880 - WHO? 848 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,600 - THAT'S "SERGEANT WHO" TO YOU, LAD. 849 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,600 - NO, WHO'S UP THERE? 850 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,880 - NO, WHO'S DOWN HERE. 851 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,320 - ME, YOU, AND HIM, STUPID. 852 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,880 - MY SON IS UP THERE. 853 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,360 - WHAT? - YES? 854 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,760 [together] NOT YOU! 855 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,720 - OH, SORRY. 856 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,080 - ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING? 857 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,040 - WHO, ME? 858 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,000 - YOU, WHO! 859 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,280 both: YOO-HOO! 860 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,120 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 861 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:13,560 [unearthly singing] 862 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:18,880 - THERE'S MY LITTLE SONGBIRD. 863 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,800 DON'T CHANGE YOUR TUNE FOR ME. 864 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,440 THAT WAS A SONG OF HOPE A MOMENT AGO. 865 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,800 I WANT TO KNOW WHY. 866 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,720 SING. 867 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:29,760 - ♪ NO 868 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,600 - I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE. 869 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,720 - ♪ I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING ♪ 870 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,000 - I'LL READ YOU A STORY. 871 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,160 - ♪ NO, YOU WON'T 872 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,480 ♪ YOU ALWAYS LIE 873 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,480 - SING! 874 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,520 - ♪ A YOUNG HERO IS COMING ♪ 875 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,840 ♪ TO SAVE DESTINY 876 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,760 ♪ GOING TO STORM THE CASTLE ♪ 877 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,520 ♪ AND SET THIS TRAPPED GIRL FREE ♪ 878 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,080 - OH, REALLY? 879 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:53,880 [coins jingle] 880 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,800 WHO IS HE? 881 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,600 WHO IS THIS BOY? 882 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,200 TELL ME! 883 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,160 [growls] 884 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,000 MM, ALL RIGHT. 885 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,000 I COULD NEVER HURT YOU. 886 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,280 BUT HE COULD. 887 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,680 - [yells] 888 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,920 [chuckles] 889 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,120 [growls] 890 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,400 - NOW, TELL ME ABOUT THIS BOY. 891 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,000 WHAT ARE HIS WEAKNESSES? 892 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,920 [growls] 893 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,920 [crows cawing] 894 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,240 [spooky echoing] 895 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,920 [faint howling] 896 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,480 - ER, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 897 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,240 - NO. 898 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,800 - WELL, IF YOU DID HEAR SOMETHING 899 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,920 AND YOU WERE A LITTLE SCARED, 900 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,080 I'D UNDERSTAND IT. 901 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,560 AND IF YOU WANTED TO GO HOME, 902 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,920 I'D BACK YOU UP ON IT. 903 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,320 - IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK, I UNDERSTAND. 904 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,160 - NO. 905 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,840 - HEY, WHAT SUDDENLY MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 906 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,360 - TOP OF PAGE 51. 907 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,240 [sighs] 908 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,840 - "JACK AND HIS BEST FRIEND, GRAYSON." 909 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,920 - NEVER BEEN A BEST FRIEND BEFORE. 910 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,040 [record scratches] 911 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,400 - ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER 912 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,040 ♪ AND YOU'RE MY HERO 913 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,400 [record scratches] 914 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,560 - OKAY. 915 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,520 WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE HARD PART'S BEHIND US. 916 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,040 - HEY! 917 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,920 [whimpers] 918 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,360 OH, CRUD. THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 919 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,600 - THE GIANT THOUGHT HE MIGHT SEND 920 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,480 A LITTLE WELCOMING PARTY. 921 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,040 - OH. A PARTY. 922 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,320 I WAS SCARED FOR A MINUTE BUT A PARTY. 923 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,000 WE'LL HAVE SOME CAKE, SOME ICE CREAM. 924 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,160 THEY'LL MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS, 925 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,200 AND MAYBE WE'LL SING KARAOKE AND THEN GO HOME. 926 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,880 [laughter] 927 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,840 - NOT REALLY THE KIND OF PARTY HE HAD IN MIND. 928 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,440 I THINK I'LL LEAVE YOU AND YOUR NEW FRIENDS 929 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,200 TO GET ACQUAINTED. 930 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,600 [chuckles] 931 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,960 [gong resounds] 932 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,680 [aggressive grunts] 933 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,760 [grunting, hissing] 934 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,920 - UH... 935 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,800 - HUH? 936 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,840 - WAH! 937 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,560 [chime dings] 938 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:43,520 - HI-AH! 939 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,440 [lively techno music] 940 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,440 ♪ 941 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,480 [aggressive shouting] 942 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:56,960 [fabric ripping] 943 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,920 - [screams] 944 00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,080 - OOH! 945 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,760 THAT'S GOT TO BE PAINFUL. 946 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,760 [laughter] 947 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,080 - SHUT UP. 948 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,240 GET HIM. 949 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,240 - YAH! 950 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,760 - HUH! 951 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,240 - OH, YAH! 952 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,880 - WHOA! 953 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,600 - WAH! 954 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,280 - HUH! 955 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,560 - WHOA! 956 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,880 - OOF! 957 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,600 - YAH-AH! 958 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,000 [ninja sobbing] 959 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,160 - [grunts] 960 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,600 [yelling] 961 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,160 - UGH! 962 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,280 [pillow whooshing] 963 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,880 - OH! 964 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,040 OOH! 965 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,760 - OH! - OOH. 966 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,720 - [moaning] 967 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,720 whap! 968 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,080 - [yells] 969 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,840 OH! 970 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,880 [grunts] 971 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,080 [giggling] 972 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,040 TICKLES. 973 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,800 - HEY, THAT'S GOOSE DOWN. 974 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,600 - OOH! 975 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,840 OH, NO-NO! 976 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,800 [screams] 977 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,080 - TWISTER! OOH. 978 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,160 - [yelps] 979 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,120 - [shouts] 980 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,880 WHOA, OOH! 981 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,560 YAH! 982 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,480 [pants] 983 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,840 [thunder crashes] 984 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,760 [gong resounds] 985 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,720 [screaming] 986 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,240 OH! OH! 987 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,720 [moaning] 988 00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,240 [sobbing] 989 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,400 OH, NO FAIR. NO FAIR. 990 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,600 - DADDY, YOU'VE COME HOME. 991 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,000 - WHAT? 992 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,080 WHAT? 993 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:11,960 - [clears throat] NOTHING. 994 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,920 NOTHING AT ALL. 995 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,160 - [grunts] 996 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,880 - WOW. THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 997 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,520 I MEAN, YOU SAVED US. 998 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,680 [pop music] 999 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,600 - ♪ DREAM GIRL 1000 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,520 ♪ YOU'RE MY MUSE AND MY SAVIOR ♪ 1001 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,200 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN SEARCHING 1002 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,560 [heart pounding] 1003 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,800 ♪ FOR YOU ALL MY LIFE ♪ 1004 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,920 - WOW. 1005 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,120 I MEAN, THAT WAS... WHOA. 1006 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,440 YOU WITH THE WHOO AND THE HA 1007 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,600 AND HEE-YAH. 1008 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,200 [sighs] WOW. 1009 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,960 I'M JACK. 1010 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,480 - I'M JILLIAN. 1011 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,520 WHO'S THE TURKEY? 1012 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,880 - I'M A GOOSE. 1013 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,640 WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE? 1014 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,880 - THIS IS GRAYSON. 1015 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,360 SO WHO WERE THOSE GUYS, ANYWAY? 1016 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,240 - THAT, THAT WAS DOBBYTOK. 1017 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,520 THE GIANT'S NUMBER ONE IN HIS BRUTE SQUAD. 1018 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,520 YOU GUYS MUST HAVE THE GIANT PRETTY WORRIED 1019 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,880 IF HE SENT THEM. 1020 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,400 - THE GIANT IS WORRIED ABOUT US? 1021 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,480 HA. 1022 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,640 PUNK BETTER BE! 1023 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,120 - NOW HE'S GONNA BE MAD. 1024 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,320 - [whimpers] 1025 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,840 - LOOK, WE HAVE TO GO AND FAST. 1026 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,160 THEY SCARE EASY, BUT BELIEVE ME, 1027 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,600 THEY'LL BE BACK IN GREATER NUMBERS 1028 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,240 AND WITH SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST PILLOWS. 1029 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,560 FOLLOW ME. 1030 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,720 - WAIT. 1031 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,000 I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 1032 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,720 AH, SORRY, SISTER, 1033 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:37,000 BUT WE'RE ON AN ULTRA TOP SECRET MISSION. 1034 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,400 - YEAH, TO GET DESTINY'S HARP. 1035 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,640 - MM? 1036 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,120 - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 1037 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,040 - THE ENTIRE KINGDOM KNOWS. 1038 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,720 I CAN HELP YOU. 1039 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,600 - LOOK, WE APPRECIATE YOUR HELP AND ALL THAT, 1040 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,520 BUT WE'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 1041 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,120 I MEAN, ASIDE FROM HER DAZZLING ABILITIES 1042 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,000 WITH BEDROOM FURNISHINGS, 1043 00:48:55,040 --> 00:49:00,520 WHAT CAN SHE REALLY DO FOR US? 1044 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,320 - THIS IS THE MAGICAL KINGDOM OF TALEANIA, 1045 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,600 WHICH YOU HAVE REACHED 1046 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,080 BY CLIMBING THE MAGICAL BEANSTALK. 1047 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,480 THE GIANT HAS TERRORIZED THIS LAND FOR OVER 30 YEARS, 1048 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,520 KIDNAPPED DESTINY, THE DAUGHTER OF VERRI SADDIUS, 1049 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,080 WHO HE HAD CONSTRUCT THIS STONE MAZE 1050 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,840 IN RETURN FOR NOT HURTING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, 1051 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,560 WHICH HE TURNED INTO A MAGICAL HARP 1052 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,120 THAT HE KEEPS LOCKED AWAY IN A TRUNK 1053 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,400 THAT CAN ONLY BE OPENED BY TWO KEYS, 1054 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,160 ONE OF WHICH THE GIANT WEARS AROUND HIS NECK, 1055 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,040 THE SECOND WHICH IS HANGING IN THE CRYSTAL CAVE. 1056 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,560 OH, AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW THIS MAZE 1057 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,000 LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND. 1058 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,360 I HAVE A SCAR ON MY RIGHT THUMB. 1059 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,360 - WHOA. 1060 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,920 - SO? 1061 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,080 - I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES. 1062 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,760 - PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TIME. 1063 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,160 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TIME. 1064 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,400 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TIME. 1065 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,560 - OKAY. 1066 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,680 - COME ON. 1067 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,000 - OW. OKAY. 1068 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040 - PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 1069 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,200 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 1070 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,800 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 1071 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,800 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 1072 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,960 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 1073 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,640 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 1074 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,640 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 1075 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,800 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 1076 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,400 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 1077 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440 - OKAY! 1078 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,360 - HE TAKES AWAY MY BIG MUSICAL NUMBER. 1079 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,160 [Jack whistles] 1080 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,480 AH. 1081 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,200 - SHE'S AMAZING, HUH? 1082 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,680 - OH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'D USE THE TERM "AMAZING." 1083 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:20,080 I-I--THAT MIGHT NOT BE THE FIRST THING I-- 1084 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,880 I MEAN, LOOK, EVEN IN THE BOOK, 1085 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,720 IT WOULDN'T CALL HER "AMAZING." 1086 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,800 I MEAN, LOOK HERE, IT--UH. 1087 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,520 "AMAZING." 1088 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,200 OH, CRUD. 1089 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,880 - THANK--THANK YOU. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 1090 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,360 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 1091 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,040 THE TOWN COUNCIL HAS UNANIMOUSLY DECIDED 1092 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:43,440 THIS, UH, BEANSTALK IS NOT TECHNICALLY GREEN SPACE 1093 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,240 AND MAY BE A THREAT TO OUR SECURITY. 1094 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,480 SO WE'RE GOING TO CHOP IT DOWN. 1095 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,120 [cheers and applause] 1096 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,760 - UH, SIR, UH, MY--MY SON IS UP THERE. 1097 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,880 IF YOU CHOP IT DOWN, 1098 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,360 HE'LL BE TRAPPED WITH NO WAY HOME. 1099 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,120 - YOUR SON IS UP THERE? 1100 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,280 - YES. 1101 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,240 - NOT HERE, HE'S THERE? 1102 00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,400 - NO, NO, HE'S THERE. 1103 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,920 - OH, MADAM, I AM SO SORRY. 1104 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,000 - OH, THANK YOU. 1105 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,920 - I AM WOEFULLY, WOEFULLY SORRY 1106 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,600 FOR THIS UNBELIEVABLE SACRIFICE YOU'RE MAKING 1107 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,520 ON BEHALF OF THE TOWN. 1108 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,360 YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN, HEROIC AND BRAVE. 1109 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,920 BRING IN THE LUMBERJACKS! 1110 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,880 - OH, NO. 1111 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. PLEASE. 1112 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:17,920 - I JUST DID. 1113 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,320 I SAID, "BRING IN THE LUMBERJACKS!" 1114 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,680 - NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! - NO, I DID. 1115 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,120 I CAN'T NOT DO IT. I CAN'T RESCIND THE ORDER. 1116 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,440 I'M THE MAYOR. - CHOP ME DOWN TOO. 1117 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,200 - I WILL NEED TO BRING THE CITY COUNCIL BACK HERE. 1118 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,280 NO, PLEASE, DON'T HUG THE THING. 1119 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,240 IT'S VERY UNSEEMLY. 1120 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,320 THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 1121 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,600 BRING IN THE LUMBERJACKS! - NO. 1122 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,280 - [whimpers] 1123 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,640 [militaristic drumming] 1124 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,520 - AH, HALT. 1125 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,600 WHO GOES THERE? 1126 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,320 - US. 1127 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,280 - FRIEND OR FOE? 1128 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,320 - FRIEND. 1129 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,400 - FOE? 1130 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,440 - NO, FRIEND. 1131 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:53,120 - GO AWAY. 1132 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,080 I MEAN IT. 1133 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,040 BEAT IT. SCRAM. 1134 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,240 GET LOST. 1135 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,040 - IS THIS THE CENTER OF THE MAZE? 1136 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,400 - NO. 1137 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,520 - ARE YOU SURE? 1138 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,160 - NO. 1139 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,400 - I GET IT. 1140 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,800 IT'S OPPOSITE DAY, RIGHT? 1141 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:07,880 - [laughs] 1142 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,960 NO. 1143 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:09,880 - [laughs] 1144 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,240 I KNEW IT. 1145 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,680 - HE SAID NO. 1146 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,400 - WHICH MEANS YES, RIGHT? 1147 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,880 - NO. 1148 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,400 - IS EVERYTHING OPPOSITE? 1149 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,920 - NOT AS FAR AS YOU KNOW. 1150 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,160 - [guffaws] 1151 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,680 - THIS ISN'T RIGHT, JACK. COME ON. 1152 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,280 - NO, WAIT A SECOND. 1153 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,840 UM, WE'RE LOOKING FOR DESTINY'S HARP. 1154 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,120 - NEVER HEARD OF IT. 1155 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,360 - GREAT. 1156 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,960 THAT MEANS HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT. 1157 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,280 - THIS IS SILLY, JACK. 1158 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,640 COME ON. 1159 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,120 - WE HEARD YOU NEED A KEY TO SET IT FREE. 1160 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,560 - IT'S A PACK OF LIES. 1161 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,880 - GOOD. 1162 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,320 SO WE GO STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MAZE. 1163 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,400 - NO. 1164 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,880 - GOOD. 1165 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,240 - IT'S NOT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAZE. 1166 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,600 - IT'S NOT. 1167 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,680 - YES. - WAIT. 1168 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,000 YES TO "IT'S NOT," 1169 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,000 OR IT'S NOT NOT ON THE OTHER SIDE? 1170 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:52,800 - YES. - NO. 1171 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,080 - RIGHT. 1172 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,320 - I'M LOST. 1173 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,480 - YOU JUST GOT TO THINK BACKWARDS. 1174 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,840 - OR STUPID. 1175 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,440 - HEY. 1176 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,880 - YOU CAN'T GET THERE FROM HERE. 1177 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,200 - OH, PERFECT. 1178 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,960 SO HOW DO WE DO IT? 1179 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,160 - WELL, DON'T KEEP TO THE LEFT, 1180 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,600 AND YOU WON'T FIND AN IRON DOOR, 1181 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,600 WHICH DOESN'T LEAD TO THE CRYSTAL CAVE. 1182 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,120 - FINE. SO WE STAY LEFT. 1183 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,160 THAT LEADS US THROUGH AN IRON DOOR 1184 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,040 THAT TAKES US TO THE CRYSTAL CAVE 1185 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,040 WHERE WE FIND THE KEY THAT SETS US FREE, RIGHT? 1186 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,520 - WRONG. - RIGHT. 1187 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,120 - WRONG. - RIGHT. 1188 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,240 - IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. 1189 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,320 - [laughs] 1190 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,480 IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. 1191 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,080 HA, YOU SEE, IT'S EASY, IT'S-- 1192 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,840 WAIT A MINUTE. 1193 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,240 YOU SAID PIECE OF CAKE? 1194 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,400 - PIECE OF CAKE. 1195 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,320 - ARE THERE NASTY THINGS ON THE OTHER SIDE? 1196 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,600 - NO, NOT AT ALL. 1197 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,480 [chuckles] NONE, NONE, NONE. 1198 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,680 NO, NO. 1199 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,200 - OH, CRUD. 1200 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,760 - WELL, YOU ALL SEEM TO HAVE FAILED THE TEST. 1201 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,240 SO GO ON. 1202 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,400 FIND THE GOLDEN KEY. 1203 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,600 ENJOY. 1204 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,880 - THANK YOU? 1205 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,960 - THANK ME. 1206 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,040 - DID YOU SEE WHAT HE-- HE-- 1207 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,120 HE SAID "DON'T." 1208 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,640 IT'S NOT A-- IT'S-- 1209 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,240 - SO LONG. 1210 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,000 ♪ NO, WE HAVE SOME BANANAS 1211 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,280 - HEY, WE GOT TO GO LEFT. 1212 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,600 - [scoffs] IT'S NOT THE WAY, JACK. 1213 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:12,560 THIS WAY. 1214 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,520 - NO. NO. 1215 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,440 HE SAID, "DON'T GO LEFT." 1216 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,200 AND IF HE SAYS DON'T GO LEFT, 1217 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,760 WE GO LEFT BECAUSE IT'S OPPOSITE DAY. 1218 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,720 - I'M SORRY. 1219 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,960 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1220 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,280 BESIDES, MAYBE IT'S BE TOTALLY HONEST DAY 1221 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,640 OR TRICK THE IDIOT DAY. 1222 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,120 LOOK, JACK, IT'S DANGEROUS IN HERE. 1223 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,680 AND DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TRUST YOUR LIFE TO A CHICKEN? 1224 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:34,520 - HEY. 1225 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,400 - COME ON. 1226 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,920 - NO, WAIT, WAIT. HERE. 1227 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,040 LET'S SEE WHAT THE BOOK SAYS. 1228 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,040 HERE. 1229 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,840 "THE TRIO HEADED INTO THE MAZE 1230 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,680 UNCERTAIN OF WHAT LAY AHEAD." 1231 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:55,800 OH, THIS IS NOT TIME FOR A CLIFF-HANGER. 1232 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,320 - [clucking] 1233 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:02,200 - OH, I REALLY DON'T NEED THAT GUY RIGHT NOW. 1234 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,240 - HAVE A NICE DAY. NOT. 1235 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,920 [laughs] 1236 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,520 - OKAY, WHAT'S WITH THE BOOK? 1237 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,360 - IT'S MY STORY. 1238 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,120 - YOU HAVE YOUR OWN STORY? 1239 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,320 - WELL, YEAH. 1240 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,680 - YOU MEAN, IT RECORDS EVERYTHING YOU DO, 1241 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,400 EVERYONE YOU MEET AND WHAT THEY DO AND STUFF? 1242 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,160 - OH, FOLLOW ME. 1243 00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,920 I'M THE CUTE GIRL. 1244 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,840 I'M LITTLE MISS PERFECT. 1245 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,400 I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 1246 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,560 I'LL SAVE YOU FROM PILLOWS 1247 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,400 AND MAKE EVERYONE PUKE. 1248 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,120 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 1249 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,600 - I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. 1250 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:39,760 I'M PERFECT. I'M MR. PERFECT. 1251 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,040 - HERE WE GO. 1252 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,480 "AS THEY TRAVELED THE MAZE, 1253 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,960 "GRAYSON WAS FILLED WITH ENVIOUS THOUGHTS 1254 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,680 "AND BURNING WITH JEALOUSY 1255 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:49,960 "EVEN THOUGH HE HAD EATEN 1256 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,840 MOST OF THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES." 1257 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,800 - FIRST OF ALL, I ONLY HAD THREE. 1258 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,800 - FOUR. 1259 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,960 - ALL RIGHT, FOUR AT THE MOST. 1260 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,200 BUT WHAT POINT OF VIEW IS THAT BOOK TAKING? 1261 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:02,800 LOOK, IF SHE'S SO WONDERFUL, 1262 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,320 HOW COME SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER OWN STORY? 1263 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,160 WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE IN OURS? 1264 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,040 - MAYBE SHE'S THE PLUCKY SIDEKICK. 1265 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,720 - I'M THE PLUCKY SIDEKICK! 1266 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,440 - MAYBE I'M THE HERO. 1267 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,000 - MAYBE SHE'S THE BAD GUY IN DISGUISE. 1268 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,320 - WHAT? 1269 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,280 - MAYBE SHE'S THE BAD-- 1270 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,240 - [shushes] 1271 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,280 - I'M NOT THE BAD GUY. 1272 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,200 - SEE, THAT'S WHAT BAD GUYS ALWAYS SAY, 1273 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,000 AND THEN THEY FOLLOW IT UP BY GOING, 1274 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,880 "I'M REALLY NOT." 1275 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,360 - I'M REALLY NOT. 1276 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,480 - SEE? 1277 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,920 - [sighs] 1278 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,480 - SHE COULD BE LEADING US INTO A TRAP. 1279 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,360 - WHAT? 1280 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,040 - I WON'T LEAVE HER. 1281 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,000 - OKAY, WE-- WE GET IT, JACK. 1282 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,840 YOU'RE NOT LIKE YOUR FATHER, 1283 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,600 AND--AND MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 1284 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,600 YOU SEE, EVERY HERO HAS A TRAGIC FLAW 1285 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,520 THAT LEADS HIM TO DEFEAT. 1286 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,720 HAMLET WAS ALL FLIPPY-FLOPPY. 1287 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,840 ACHILLES HAD THE FOOT THING, 1288 00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:02,560 AND YOU'RE TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BE YOUR FATHER 1289 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,600 THAT YOU'RE GONNA FAIL. 1290 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,640 - I'M NOT A FAILURE. 1291 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,280 COME ON, JILLIAN, LET'S GO. 1292 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,480 - I-I DIDN'T-- I--WAIT. 1293 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,440 [wind rushing] 1294 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,600 - OVER HERE. 1295 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,280 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1296 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,480 WHAT WAS THAT? 1297 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,440 - JACK. 1298 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,960 - IT'S NOTHING. 1299 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,200 FOLLOW ME. 1300 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,240 - NO, NO. JUST LOOK. 1301 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,960 [whimpering] 1302 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,080 - THIS WAY. 1303 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,400 - HEY, WAIT UP. 1304 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,720 [coughing] 1305 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,880 WHAT--WHAT IS THIS? 1306 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,880 - MMM. 1307 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,960 JACK. JACK. JACK. 1308 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,600 [coughing] 1309 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,320 TRAPPED. 1310 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,400 WE HAVE YOU. 1311 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,480 - OH, CRUD. 1312 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,440 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1313 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,200 - JACK... 1314 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,480 TRAPPED. 1315 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,560 - COME ON. LET'S GO BACK. 1316 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,520 - JACK... 1317 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,920 WE HAVE YOU. 1318 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,040 STAY, JACK. 1319 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,800 JOIN US. 1320 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,280 - WHOA! 1321 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,440 - [whimpers] NO! 1322 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,880 NOT ME! 1323 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:24,560 [yelling] 1324 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,520 JACK! 1325 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,280 TRY AND GET OUT. 1326 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,560 - IT'S TOO STRONG FOR US. 1327 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,200 - WE HAVE YOU. 1328 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,480 JACK... 1329 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,000 - THE BOOK. THROW ME THE BOOK. 1330 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,240 - WHAT? 1331 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,680 - THROW ME THE BOOK. 1332 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,960 IF I RIP OUT THE PAGES, 1333 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,240 WE CAN START OVER. 1334 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,720 - JACK, YOU CAN'T. 1335 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,400 - THE BOOK, NOW! 1336 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,560 - JACK. 1337 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,080 IT'S THE GLUE TO EVERYTHING. 1338 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,400 - THROW IT! 1339 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,960 AH, GOT IT. 1340 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,640 - NO! 1341 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,120 [echoing rumbling] 1342 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,600 - JACK... 1343 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,520 OVER HERE. 1344 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,160 JACK. 1345 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,720 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 1346 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,000 - IT'LL BE DARK SOON. 1347 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,360 WE SHOULD CAMP FOR THE NIGHT. 1348 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,920 THIS WAY. 1349 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,400 - [growls] 1350 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,000 YEAH, LIKE, I'M SURE THAT WAY'S SAFE. 1351 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,880 [acoustic guitar music] 1352 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:39,840 ♪ 1353 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,640 - WHAT ARE YOU? 1354 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,840 all: LUMBERJACKS! 1355 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,200 - AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 1356 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,240 all: CHOP! 1357 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,320 [cheers and applause] 1358 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,280 - WHAT ARE YOU? 1359 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,440 all: LUMBERJACKS. 1360 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,560 - YES, AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 1361 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,520 all: CHOP! 1362 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,160 - OH, WHAT ARE YOU? 1363 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,120 all: LUMBERJACKS. 1364 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:12,840 - AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 1365 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,160 all: CHOP! 1366 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,040 - EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 1367 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,280 MORNING, FELLAS. 1368 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:18,920 UM, ACTUALLY, I DON'T CHOP. 1369 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,680 - OH, WHAT? 1370 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,280 - NO, I'VE ALWAYS REALLY RATHER LIKED TREES, 1371 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,520 THEIR BARKY GOODNESS, THEIR LEAFY FOLIAGE. 1372 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,040 - WE'RE RATHER IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 1373 01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,280 - I NEVER WANTED TO BE A LUMBERJACK, ANYWAY. 1374 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,080 I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH MY LIFE. 1375 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,840 - WELL, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE? 1376 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,240 - I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE... 1377 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,760 - WHAT? WHAT? 1378 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:40,720 - I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE... 1379 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,200 - SAY IT, MAN. 1380 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,400 - A PET STORE OWNER. 1381 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,800 - WHAT? 1382 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,320 - YES. HUGGABLE DOGS, HAMSTERS, 1383 01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,880 LITTLE RABBITS, A NORWEGIAN BLUE PARROT. 1384 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:52,880 - A NORWEGIAN BLUE PARROT? 1385 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,040 - GOT BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE. 1386 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,000 - GET RID OF HIM! 1387 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,200 - ANTEATERS? 1388 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,240 - ♪ WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED 1389 01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,440 ♪ WE SHALL, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED ♪ 1390 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,360 - OH, WHAT IS IT NOW? 1391 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:05,280 - ♪ WE SHALL, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED ♪ 1392 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:09,360 ♪ WE SHALL, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED ♪ 1393 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:13,520 - [screams lightly] 1394 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,040 THAT'S IT, THE IRON GATE, 1395 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,560 JUST LIKE THE OPPOSITE GUY DIDN'T SAY. 1396 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,800 - YEAH. 1397 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,120 GOOD JOB GETTING US HERE. 1398 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,480 [latches clanking] 1399 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,680 IT'S DARK. 1400 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,240 COME ON. 1401 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,360 HELLO? 1402 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,280 HELLO? ANYBODY HERE? 1403 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,320 - IT'S A 3-INCH DOOR. 1404 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:50,000 WHO BUILDS A 3-INCH DOOR? 1405 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,640 - GRAYSON, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 1406 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,640 [thud, rock clatters] 1407 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,840 - OW! 1408 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,320 WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS? 1409 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,600 HOLD ON. 1410 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,160 I SAW THIS ONCE IN AN INFOMERCIAL. 1411 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,120 [claps twice] 1412 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,720 - JILLIAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1413 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,200 - OH, GREAT. TWO KEYS. 1414 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,280 IT WOULD HAVE TO BE TWO KEYS. 1415 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,480 THEY CAN'T MAKE IT EASY, 1416 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,200 LIKE HAVE ONE KEY THERE 1417 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,600 AND A SIGN THAT SAYS, "TAKE THIS KEY." 1418 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,240 WELL, LET'S SEE. 1419 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,320 OPPOSITE GUY SAID, "TAKE THE GOLDEN KEY." 1420 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,040 SO IT'S EASY. WE TAKE--NO. 1421 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,640 IT'S OPPOSITE GUY, SO THAT MEANS IT'S OPPOSITE. 1422 01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,320 THEREFORE WE TAKE THE SILVER KEY, 1423 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,680 'CAUSE HE SAID THE GOLDEN KEY, 1424 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,800 AND WE COULD TAKE THAT, 1425 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:36,040 BUT I GUESS THAT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. 1426 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,600 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1427 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:41,160 - NOT REALLY. 1428 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,240 BUT JILLIAN SAID TAKE THE GOLDEN KEY, RIGHT? 1429 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:45,560 - OH, YEAH. 1430 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,480 AND JILLIAN'S YOUR FRIEND. 1431 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:53,720 - [sighs] 1432 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,880 - JACK! 1433 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,640 [screaming] 1434 01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,240 [crashing] 1435 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,360 [coughing] 1436 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,320 - OW. 1437 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,280 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1438 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,720 [coughing] 1439 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,080 - OH, THESE ARE STRONG BARS. 1440 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,160 YEAH, GREAT CRAFTSMANSHIP. 1441 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,160 DON'T WORRY. 1442 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,240 WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE. 1443 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,280 [footsteps booming] 1444 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,360 - FEE, FI, FO, FUM. 1445 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,080 I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN. 1446 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,400 - [whimpers] 1447 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,680 - YOU'RE THE GIANT. 1448 01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,440 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT ENGLISH OR A MAN. 1449 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,440 I'M A TUFTED ROMAN, 1450 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:39,200 AND I THINK I MAY BE 1/4 ITALIAN ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE. 1451 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,720 - [grunts] - [screams] 1452 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,200 [egg clinks] 1453 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,880 - HMM. 1454 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:44,840 - GRAYSON. 1455 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,240 - WHAT? 1456 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,600 LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SCARED AND-- 1457 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,880 OH. 1458 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,280 - WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 1459 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,440 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT IS THAT? 1460 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:57,560 - [sniffs] 1461 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,960 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO RINSE THAT OFF. 1462 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,200 - [slurping] 1463 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,160 MMM. 1464 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,480 all: EW! 1465 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,400 - GROSS! 1466 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,600 - 14 CARATS. 1467 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,760 - FROM ME? 1468 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,800 AND I'M ON A LOW FIBER DIET. 1469 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,440 - HMM. 1470 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,040 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GUY. 1471 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,440 - I AM A GUY. 1472 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,720 - GUYS CAN'T LAY EGGS. 1473 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,200 - WELL, TAKE A GANDER. 1474 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:19,520 - OOH. 1475 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,440 A SWAN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS, DOBBYTOK. 1476 01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,280 - I'M A GOOSE, A GOOSE. 1477 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:25,360 - GET HIM. 1478 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,520 - OKAY. 1479 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,680 COME HERE. 1480 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,040 [chuckles] 1481 01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,000 COME ON. 1482 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,360 - LET HIM GO! 1483 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,560 - DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME, 1484 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,280 A LITTLE NOBODY LIKE YOU? 1485 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,840 - [chuckles] 1486 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,280 - JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BOY? 1487 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:50,800 NOW WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1488 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,200 - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, DOG BREATH. 1489 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,640 - AH, HE DOESN'T KNOW. 1490 01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,800 - HE DOESN'T KNOW. 1491 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,440 HE DOESN'T KNOW. [chuckles] 1492 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,200 - KNOW WHAT? 1493 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:06,240 - [laughs] 1494 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:10,600 - JACK, I TRIED TO TELL YOU. 1495 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:16,600 - YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE JUST LIKE YOU PROMISED. 1496 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,320 - YOU SET US UP. 1497 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,240 - [chuckles] 1498 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,480 - I DID, BUT-- - COME ON, YOU. 1499 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,360 - I HAD A REALLY GOOD REASON. 1500 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,560 I REALLY DID. 1501 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,520 JUST LISTEN TO ME. 1502 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,000 PLEASE, JACK. 1503 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,000 PLEASE! 1504 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,200 - NIGHTY-NIGHT. 1505 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,600 - JACK. JACK! 1506 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,000 - IN YOU GET, DUCKY. 1507 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,480 [chuckles] 1508 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,680 LOCK THE DOOR. HMM. 1509 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,240 - WAIT. 1510 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,600 - I DID WHAT YOU ASKED. 1511 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,760 - WE HAD A DEAL. 1512 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,800 YOU BRING ME JACK, 1513 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,600 AND I GIVE YOU YOUR FATHER. 1514 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:15,440 AND I AM A GIANT OF MY WORD. 1515 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,680 DOBBYTOK. 1516 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,640 - COMING. 1517 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,160 [armor clanking] 1518 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,120 YES, BOSS? 1519 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,960 - GET THE FATHER. 1520 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,560 - OH, YEAH, FATHER. WILL DO. 1521 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,040 YES, I'LL GET THE FATHER. 1522 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:37,800 - MM. 1523 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,080 - [chuckles] 1524 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,960 HELLO. 1525 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,040 - NO FATHER? 1526 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,360 - NO. NO. 1527 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:47,320 - TRICKED YOU. 1528 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,040 THE OLD FOOL ESCAPED MONTHS AGO, 1529 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,360 FOUND AN ESCAPE ROUTE TO THE WORLD BELOW. 1530 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,560 HE GOT AWAY, 1531 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,440 BUT I CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER WHO HELPED HIM. 1532 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,680 AND GUESS WHAT? 1533 01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,480 NOW I HAVE HIS DAUGHTER. 1534 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,880 - NO, NO, NO! LET GO OF ME. 1535 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,360 - TAKE HER AWAY. 1536 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,720 - WE HAD A DEAL, GIANT. 1537 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,040 - OH, BOO-HOO. - YOU LIED! 1538 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,320 YOU LIED TO ME! 1539 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,280 GET OFF OF ME. 1540 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,760 - [laughs] 1541 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,480 - NO! - TAKE HER. 1542 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,040 - NO, YOU LIED! 1543 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,720 YOU'RE A LIAR. 1544 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,240 GET OFF OF ME, YOU BIG, GREEN IDIOT. 1545 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:24,000 - [yawns] 1546 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,640 - WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THE BEANSTALK 1547 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,320 SO THE TERROR UP THERE DOES NOT COME DOWN HERE. 1548 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,640 CHOP AROUND HER. 1549 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:30,960 THAT'S RIGHT. CHOP. 1550 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,560 [all chanting] CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! 1551 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,640 - [sighs] 1552 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:47,760 HELLO? 1553 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,520 CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? 1554 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,160 HELLO? 1555 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,120 [groans] IT'S NO USE. 1556 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,680 [booming noise] 1557 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,320 [metal squeaking] 1558 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,680 - GET OFF OF ME. 1559 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,640 - COME ON, BLONDIE. 1560 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,600 - GET OFF OF ME! 1561 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:21,240 - OH, YEAH. HERE YOU ARE. 1562 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,400 GET IN THERE. 1563 01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:26,120 LOCK THE DOOR. 1564 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:30,000 BYE-BYE. 1565 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,720 [whistles cheerfully] 1566 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,600 - JACK, I-- 1567 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,520 - DON'T. 1568 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,400 - [sighs] BUT I REALLY WANT TO EXPLAIN-- 1569 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:55,520 - JUST SHUT UP, OKAY? 1570 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:00,960 - [whimpers] 1571 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,640 - LAY ANOTHER EGG. 1572 01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:08,840 - [grunting] 1573 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,720 - LAY ANOTHER EGG. 1574 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,400 - LOOK, MAYBE IT WAS A ONE-TIME DEAL. 1575 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,520 WE--WE CAN TRY THE LAMAZE METHOD. 1576 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,600 YOU KNOW... [panting] 1577 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,840 ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORT. 1578 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,040 [panting] 1579 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,400 ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORT. 1580 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:24,680 - JUST DO IT! 1581 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:25,760 - [screams] 1582 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,480 [egg clinks] 1583 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,440 - HMM. 1584 01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:38,040 HMM. BULLION. 1585 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,360 GOOD. 1586 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,080 AH. 1587 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,440 - LOOK. 1588 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:53,720 JACK, I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. 1589 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,080 IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHY. 1590 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,600 - YOU'RE THE GIANT'S LACKEY. 1591 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,920 THAT'S WHAT LACKEYS DO. 1592 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,360 - I'M NOT A LACKEY. 1593 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,080 - HA. 1594 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:34,360 "ONCE UPON A TIME, 1595 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:38,040 "THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED JILLIAN 1596 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:44,040 "WHO WANTED TO BE THE GREATEST HERO OF ALL TIME. 1597 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:50,800 BUT HER FATHER WAS CAPTURED BY AN EVIL GIANT." 1598 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:55,400 - I'D DO WHATEVER I HAD TO SAVE MY FATHER. 1599 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:59,360 I DIDN'T CARE HOW I DID IT OR WHO I HURT. 1600 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:08,120 AND NOW I SEE THAT THERE'S JUST SO MUCH MORE TO BEING A HERO 1601 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,240 THAN JUST WHAT YOU DO. 1602 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:15,200 IT'S WHO YOU ARE. 1603 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,680 RIGHT. 1604 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:20,640 - WAIT. 1605 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,840 - NO. 1606 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:24,320 I'D RATHER BE ANYTHING IN YOUR STORY 1607 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:28,360 THAN A HERO IN MY OWN. 1608 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,480 [water splashes] 1609 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,160 - YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 1610 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:34,040 NOW MY STORY WON'T BE TOLD. 1611 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,880 I FAILED. 1612 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,320 - JACK, A HERO IS ONLY A FAILURE 1613 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,680 IF YOU END THEIR STORY TOO SOON. 1614 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,120 I WANT TO HELP YOU AND VERRI SADDIUS. 1615 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,680 THEN I'LL GO DOWN THAT BEANSTALK, 1616 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:53,480 AND I'LL SEARCH FOR MY FATHER. 1617 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,000 WHAT DO YOU SAY, JACK? 1618 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,280 - OKAY. 1619 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,800 LET'S DO IT. 1620 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,720 - OKAY. 1621 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:08,640 SO OKAY. 1622 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,680 WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TRY TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. 1623 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:12,920 [sighs] 1624 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,120 WE'RE GONNA NEED TO FIND SOMETHING 1625 01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:15,120 TO PICK THE LOCK, OKAY? 1626 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,080 - OKAY. 1627 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:25,600 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1628 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:29,000 - DID YOU FIND SOMETHING? 1629 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,880 IT'S A FAMILY CREST. 1630 01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:36,040 DO YOU KNOW IT? 1631 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,080 - DAD. 1632 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,840 - THAT'S MY FAMILY CREST. 1633 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,920 - WHAT? 1634 01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,200 - THE OLD FOOL ESCAPED MONTHS AGO, 1635 01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,440 FOUND AN ESCAPE ROUTE TO THE WORLD BELOW. 1636 01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,760 HE GOT AWAY, 1637 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,280 BUT I CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER WHO HELPED HIM. 1638 01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,280 [echoing] CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER WHO HELPED HIM. 1639 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,000 CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER WHO HELPED HIM. 1640 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:21,000 [faintly] CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER WHO HELPED HIM. 1641 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:25,640 JACK. 1642 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:29,320 I THINK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER. 1643 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,400 [sobs] 1644 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:34,120 HE REALLY WAS A HERO. 1645 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:39,480 BUT HE'S GONE NOW. 1646 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,400 AND I'M SO SORRY. 1647 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,480 JACK, I'M SO SORRY. 1648 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,160 - NO. 1649 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,880 NO. 1650 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,520 THE GIANT? 1651 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,520 - [sniffles] YEAH. 1652 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,640 - [sobs] 1653 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:20,680 - WHAT'S THIS? 1654 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:23,520 - I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 1655 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,920 WE CAN USE THE WIRE FROM THIS TO PICK THE LOCK. 1656 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,880 - COOL. 1657 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,840 - YOU DON'T THINK... 1658 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:44,600 - WHAT? 1659 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:45,640 [lock clicks] 1660 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,800 both: WEIRD. 1661 01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,000 [gate creaks open] 1662 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,880 [unearthly vocalizing] 1663 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,600 - COME ON. 1664 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,480 [shushes] 1665 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,560 - JACK. 1666 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,960 JACK. 1667 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,520 - [shushes] 1668 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,760 ARE YOU OKAY? 1669 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,040 - YEAH. ARE YOU OKAY? 1670 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,360 - YEAH. 1671 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,880 - LOOK, IT'S-- IT'S LOCKED. 1672 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,840 YOU BETTER TRY TO GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. 1673 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,160 - THE KEY. 1674 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,480 - I'M NOT LEAVING YOU. 1675 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,920 - JACK, FOR THE LAST TIME, 1676 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,400 YOU'RE NOT YOUR FATHER. 1677 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:40,480 - I AM. 1678 01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,520 [giant snoring] 1679 01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:50,960 WHAT? 1680 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,840 [giant belches] 1681 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,360 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 1682 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,040 - I STOLE IT. 1683 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,720 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. 1684 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,320 I GUESS I REALLY AM THE BAD GUY. 1685 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,920 [soft laughter] 1686 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,240 [lock clicking] 1687 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:22,040 - SEE, JACK, I TOLD YOU SHE WAS THE BAD GUY. 1688 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:25,320 - YEAH, BUT I'M THE BAD GUY WITH THE HEART OF GOLD. 1689 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,560 - WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE A HEART OF GOLD, 1690 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:28,720 BUT LOOK AT MY-- 1691 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,800 - OKAY. TIME TO GO. 1692 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,080 - ALL RIGHT. [mumbles] 1693 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,600 OKAY. 1694 01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:34,120 - THIS WAY. 1695 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:35,520 - NO, THE GIANT'S OVER THERE. 1696 01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:36,920 WE CAN GET OUT THERE. 1697 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,160 - BUT I GOT TO GET THE HARP. 1698 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,480 IT'S MY QUEST, REMEMBER? 1699 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,560 - GIVE ME A CALL TOMORROW. 1700 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,760 - NO. 1701 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,920 NOW. 1702 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,880 - [whimpers] 1703 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:49,320 - THAT WAY. THAT WAY. 1704 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,920 - JACK. 1705 01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:58,840 [vocalizing continues] 1706 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,560 - [shushes] 1707 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:01,640 - WHAT? 1708 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,920 - NO, NOT YOU. 1709 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,480 KEEP--KEEP PLAYING. 1710 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:08,440 [unearthly vocalizing] 1711 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,200 I'M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE, OKAY? 1712 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:19,760 - HMM-MM. 1713 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:24,840 I GOT AN IDEA. 1714 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,240 - WHAT? 1715 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,600 HEROES HAVE TO EAT TOO, RIGHT? 1716 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,680 OH, AND WE CAN DO THE WHOLE, "STEAL FROM THE RICH 1717 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,800 AND GIVE TO THE POOR" THING, OKAY? 1718 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:38,200 - OKAY. 1719 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,760 [coins jingling] 1720 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:44,440 [giant snores] 1721 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,440 - [grumbles] 1722 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,120 - [shushes] 1723 01:17:58,160 --> 01:17:59,880 - [mouthing words] 1724 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:03,400 - GOING SOMEWHERE? 1725 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:05,680 - OH! 1726 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:06,760 - DUCK! 1727 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,200 - I KEEP TELLING YOU. I'M NOT A-- 1728 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,360 clang! 1729 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,360 OH, YOU MEANT THAT I SHOULD HAVE DUCKED. 1730 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,360 YES. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1731 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,200 QUICK. WE NEED SOMETHING TO THROW. 1732 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,200 - YOU'RE NOT THROWING ME THERE. 1733 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,200 - NOT YOU, YOUR EGGS. 1734 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,560 - I CAN'T JUST PRODUCE AN EGG. 1735 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,640 IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN I'M SCARED. 1736 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:21,840 - PATE! 1737 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:22,640 - [screams] [egg clanks] 1738 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:23,600 - GRAVY! 1739 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,320 - [screams] [egg clanks] 1740 01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:26,920 - OH, ME HEAD. 1741 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,920 - [grunts] 1742 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,520 - [moans] 1743 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:31,480 MOMMY. 1744 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,120 - FEE, FI, FO, FUM. 1745 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:37,040 I SMELL-- AH! 1746 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,680 WHOA! 1747 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,280 - NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO RUN! 1748 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,240 - GO! 1749 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,400 - HEAD FOR THE BEANSTALK! 1750 01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:44,320 [shouting] 1751 01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,000 - COME ON! 1752 01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,200 COME ON! 1753 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,080 - COME ON! 1754 01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:50,080 - [whimpering] 1755 01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,000 HURRY, JACK. 1756 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:55,880 JACK! 1757 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,400 - [grunts] 1758 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:01,040 COME BACK HERE. 1759 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,480 - COME ON. 1760 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:05,440 HURRY! 1761 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:06,360 - [panting] 1762 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,600 - WAIT. WAIT. 1763 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,320 DID YOU TIE HIS BOOTS TOGETHER? 1764 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:13,160 - WELL, I HAD HELP. THUMBS. 1765 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,680 [laughter] 1766 01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,280 - COME ON. 1767 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,040 HURRY. 1768 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,600 HERE. 1769 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,800 TAKE MY HAND. 1770 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,640 - [screaming] 1771 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,840 - COME BACK! 1772 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,560 YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE. 1773 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,280 [footsteps booming] 1774 01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:33,080 - [shouts] 1775 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:35,440 - [faintly] WAIT. WHERE DID YOU GO? 1776 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,160 HE'S COMING! OH! 1777 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,200 - KEEP GOING. 1778 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,520 - BRING ME BACK MY HARP. 1779 01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:46,960 [faint shouting] 1780 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,640 - START CLIMBING. 1781 01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,080 - HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 1782 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,520 - LET'S GO. 1783 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,440 - JACK. JACK! 1784 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:58,120 - HURRY, HURRY. 1785 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,720 [grunting] 1786 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:01,840 - YOU OKAY, GRAYSON? 1787 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,640 - YEP! 1788 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,040 HURRY! 1789 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,000 I CAN HEAR HIM! 1790 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,560 - KEEP GOING. 1791 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:11,760 [axes chopping] 1792 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,520 - DO. - DO. 1793 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:13,720 - CHOP. 1794 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,560 - GRAYSON. JACK! 1795 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,000 - KEEP GOING. 1796 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:17,520 - THEY'RE CHOPPING THE BEANSTALK DOWN. 1797 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,680 - CHOP, COME ON. 1798 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,680 - FEE, FI, FO, FUM. 1799 01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:25,040 I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN. 1800 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,880 BE YE LIVE OR BE YE DEAD, 1801 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:33,400 I'LL CRUSH YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD. 1802 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:34,520 - OH, DEAR! 1803 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:35,760 CHOP FASTER. 1804 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,280 CHOP FASTER! GO! 1805 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,160 GO, CHOP! OH, DEAR. 1806 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,560 - JACK, HURRY UP. 1807 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,400 - [grunts] 1808 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,160 - PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 1809 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,840 HURRY. 1810 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,040 - GRAYSON! 1811 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:54,160 - WE'RE GOING GOOD-BYE NOW. 1812 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,360 - FASTER. GET IT! 1813 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,040 CHOP, CHOP! 1814 01:20:58,080 --> 01:20:59,520 CHOP, CHOP, CHOP FASTER! 1815 01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,160 - MOM, MOM! - JACK? 1816 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,120 - IT'S ME. 1817 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,480 STOP CUTTING. IT'S JACK. 1818 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,160 - JACK! JACK! 1819 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,280 - NO, YOU CAN'T GO UP THERE. 1820 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:07,640 IT'S FAR TOO DANGEROUS. 1821 01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,360 - HEY, MISTER, OFF THE BADONKADONK. 1822 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,320 - OH. 1823 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,240 [stalk creaking] 1824 01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:15,680 [shouting] 1825 01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:16,720 - UH-OH. 1826 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,640 [stalk creaks] 1827 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:22,320 [screaming] 1828 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,680 crash! 1829 01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,480 [coughing] 1830 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,480 - ARE THEY ALL RIGHT? 1831 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,160 - YOU OKAY? - YOU OKAY? 1832 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,160 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1833 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,920 - OH. - YEAH. 1834 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:34,680 - IS EVERYBODY OKAY? 1835 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:35,840 - MOM? 1836 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,680 - GOOD JOB. 1837 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:37,880 - MOM! 1838 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,760 - JACK! OH! JACK! 1839 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,120 YOU'RE OKAY. 1840 01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:42,680 OH, I WAS SO WORRIED. 1841 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:43,920 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1842 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,560 - I'M FINE, MOM. 1843 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,480 - DADDY! 1844 01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:06,440 DADDY. 1845 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,400 - WELL, WELL. 1846 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:13,080 MR. THATCHER JR. 1847 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,800 I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1848 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,000 - I KNOW. 1849 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:18,200 - MM-HMM. 1850 01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,120 - YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW ME 1851 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,520 BEFORE I GIVE YOU YOUR FINAL GRADE? 1852 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:35,160 [chuckles] 1853 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,800 [laughs] 1854 01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:42,840 OH, DEAR. 1855 01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:43,920 [gasps] 1856 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,280 - GRANDFATHER! GRANDFATHER! 1857 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,680 - OH! OH! 1858 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,200 OH, MY ANGEL. 1859 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,520 OH, YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE BACK TO ME. 1860 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:56,400 [laughs] 1861 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:57,760 LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 1862 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:00,640 OH, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 1863 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:03,400 - I'M NOT SURPRISED. 1864 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:07,080 I GUESS THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL TOO FAR FROM THE TREE. 1865 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,000 - HE LET US DOWN AGAIN. 1866 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,520 - EXCUSE ME. 1867 01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,840 - HUH? 1868 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,000 [gasps] 1869 01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,120 YOU. YOU--YOU'RE-- 1870 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,360 LANCELOT SQUAREJAW, 1871 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,720 WINNER OF THE HEROES, 1872 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:26,640 CHALLENGED MORE TIMES THAN ANYONE. 1873 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:28,000 - HE STILL LOOKS GOOD. 1874 01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:30,880 - YOU SEE, MY LIFE WAS SAVED BY A TRUE HERO, 1875 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,160 DANIEL THATCHER. 1876 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,120 - DANIEL THA-- 1877 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:37,960 - HE SACRIFICED HIS LIFE FOR MINE, 1878 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,720 BUT BECAUSE OF THE INJURIES I SUSTAINED, 1879 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,680 IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME 1880 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,440 TO SAVE DESTINY OR MY OWN DAUGHTER, 1881 01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:50,880 AND SO I TURNED FOR HELP TO THE GREATEST HERO I COULD FIND, 1882 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:51,920 HIS SON. 1883 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,040 [crowd gasps] 1884 01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:55,040 - HIS FATHER WOULD BE PROUD. 1885 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,520 - IT'S TRUE. 1886 01:23:56,560 --> 01:24:00,280 THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. 1887 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,920 - [gasps] 1888 01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,320 - YOU'RE A HERO, JACK. 1889 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:10,080 - AND, UM, WHAT'S THAT WORD I'M LOOKING FOR? 1890 01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:15,920 IT STARTS WITH A "P," "P." 1891 01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:17,960 ANYONE? 1892 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,800 - PROOF. 1893 01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,920 - [laughs] 1894 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:26,440 AH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THIS. 1895 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:36,320 - "ONCE UPON A TIME, 1896 01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:41,000 "THERE WAS A BOY NAMED JACK 1897 01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:45,640 "WHOSE INITIATIVE, PERSEVERANCE, 1898 01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:51,000 AND SACRIFICE MADE HIM A TRUE HERO." 1899 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:52,680 - THIS WAS GREAT! 1900 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,200 - AND NOW WITH THE HELP OF THESE, 1901 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:56,680 OH, WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? 1902 01:24:56,720 --> 01:25:01,440 OH, YES, THUMBS, OPPOSABLE THUMBS... 1903 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,280 AHEM. 1904 01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:10,120 - PLEASE. PLEASE. 1905 01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,280 PLEASE. 1906 01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:20,640 - OH. 1907 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,600 [cheers and applause] 1908 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:22,920 - HIP HIP HOORAY, JACK! 1909 01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,400 HIP HIP HOORAY! 1910 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:26,160 all: HIP HIP HOORAY. 1911 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:27,480 HIP HIP HOORAY. 1912 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,960 - THE SAVIOR OF US ALL. 1913 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000 - I HELPED HIM. I DID EVERYTHING. 1914 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:35,160 - UP, PICK HIM UP! 1915 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,040 [joyous instrumental music] 1916 01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:45,720 ♪ 1917 01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:23,120 [lively instrumental music] 1918 01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:31,080 ♪ 1919 01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:28,040 [metal clanking] 1920 01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:31,200 - MOMMY? 1921 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:36,000 [yawns] 1922 01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:38,680 HELLO? 1923 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:40,840 HELLO-OH? 1924 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:45,280 HELLO? 1925 01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:47,960 HELLO? 1926 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,040 HELLO. 1927 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:53,400 HELLO? 1928 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,920 MARCO? 1929 01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:58,000 HELLO? 1930 01:29:58,040 --> 01:29:59,280 HMM. 1931 01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:01,000 [sniffs] 1932 01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:02,600 [groans] 1933 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:05,000 OHH. 1934 01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:07,280 ME LIKEY. 1935 01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,200 [laughs] 1936 01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:10,400 RIGHT. 1937 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,200 FEE, FO, FI, FUM. 1938 01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:16,280 I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN. 1939 01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:18,720 BE YE LIVE OR BE YE DEAD, 1940 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:23,840 I'LL CRUSH YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD. 118168

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