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- HALT.
WHO GOES THERE?
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CONFIRM VOICE IDENTITY.
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CONFIRM VOICE IDENTITY.
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- [distorted]
MR. EVIL.
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[electronic whirring]
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- VOICE RECOGNITION FAILED.
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CONFIRM IDENTITY.
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VOICE RECOGNITION FAILED.
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CONFIRM IDENTITY.
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- THE MASTER?
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CAPTAIN NASTY?
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BIG, BAD WOLF?
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EVIL STEPMOTHER?
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- LASER WEAPON WILL FIRE
IN TEN SECONDS.
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- DR. X?
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- NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN...
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- WICKED WITCH?
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- SIX, FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO, ONE.
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FIRING.
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[laser zapping,
sparks crackling]
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WHO GOES THERE?
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[slowed]
WHO GOES THERE?
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- JUST CALL ME JACK.
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- GOES THERE...
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[doors whirring]
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- HELP!
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[chains jingling]
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[romantic music]
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- [moans]
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[glass shattering]
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- [grunting]
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- [shouting aggressively]
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- SCARY POODLES.
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- MIND IF I BORROW THIS?
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- UH-OH.
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[crashing,
cat yowls]
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[bell dings]
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[crowd roars]
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[crashing,
fighting sounds]
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[chainsaw buzzes]
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- HI-YAH!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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[crashing]
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- PRETTY GOOD.
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- YOU POP MY POODLE.
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[romantic music]
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- OH, WOW.
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- YEAH.
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[cameras clicking]
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- AH.
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OH, JACK.
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JACK?
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- JACK!
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[record scratches]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
JACK?
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- UM...
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UH...
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- WE DON'T DEAL
IN "UM, UM" HERE, SON.
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WE DEAL IN WHAT?
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ANYONE?
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ANYONE?
STARTS WITH "R."
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- [whimpering]
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- RE...
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- REALITY.
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- YES, THANK YOU.
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REALITY.
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THIS IS THE REAL WORLD,
JACK,
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AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
THEIR PLACE HERE.
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OUR DAMSELS
ARE DISTRESSED.
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RAPUNZEL?
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- HELP ME!
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OH, HELP ME!
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HELP!
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[moans]
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[applause]
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- OUR PRINCES
ARE CHARMING.
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- OH, YEAH.
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- HEY, CHARMING.
- YEP.
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- [meows]
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- OUR INGENUES
ARE INCREDIBLY GULLIBLE.
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- GRANNY.
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GRANNY.
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GRANNY.
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- OUR BEAUTIES
ARE SLEEPY.
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OUR STEPSISTERS
ARE UGLY AND MEAN.
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both: YOU'RE SO HOT.
OH!
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- THEN THERE'S YOU,
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MAJORING IN...
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COME ON, JACK.
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STARTS WITH "H."
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- HEROICS.
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- RIGHT.
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BUT LOOK AT YOUR GRADES.
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YOU'RE FAILING.
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YOU HAVEN'T DONE
ONE HEROIC DEED ALL SEMESTER.
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I'M THINKING
OF CHANGING YOUR MAJOR
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TO SOMETHING ELSE.
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STARTS WITH AN "V."
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VIL...
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- [grunts]
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- VIL...
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- OOH!
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- ANYONE?
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- VILLAGE IDIOT.
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[laughter]
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DUNCE.
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- IT'S AN HONORABLE AND WORTHY
FAIRY TALE PROFESSION, JACK.
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- PLEASE, SIR,
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ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE
IS A HERO.
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- YOU WANT TO BE A HERO?
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EVERYBODY WANTS IT,
JACK,
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BUT FEW BECOME IT.
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- WELL, I WILL.
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- UH-HUH.
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YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH,
JACK.
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STOP.
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YOU'RE KILLING ME.
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I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE UP TO IT.
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WELL, I MEAN,
WITH YOUR FAMILY HISTORY,
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ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON
EVER FLUNKED HEROICS.
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ANYONE?
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ANYONE?
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STARTS WITH A "J."
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JA...
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all: JACK'S FATHER!
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- I AM NOT LIKE MY FATHER.
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- HE FAILED.
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- NO, HE DISAPPEARED,
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LOST ON A HERO'S QUEST.
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- NO, JACK,
HE FAILED,
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RAN AWAY.
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- WELL, I WON'T.
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I WILL WORK HARDER.
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I'LL PROVE TO YOU,
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TO EVERYBODY,
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THAT I'M NOT A FAILURE.
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- REALLY, JACK?
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[school bell rings]
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HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
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HOMEWORK IS NAVIGATION.
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AND HANSEL AND GRETEL,
TRY TO DO BETTER THIS TIME.
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- DON'T WORRY.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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- [sighs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- SIR?
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- HMM?
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- IF I DO A HEROIC DEED,
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WILL YOU PASS ME?
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- I'LL NEED WHAT?
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[sighs]
STARTS WITH "E."
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EV...
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- EVIDENCE?
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- EXACTLY.
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TAKE THE WEEKEND,
JACK.
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COME TO TERMS
WITH WHO YOU ARE.
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[peaceful music]
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♪
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- GOOD MORNING,
BUTCHER, BAKER, FRANK.
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OH!
WHOA, THERE.
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- SORRY, MAYOR LICHFIELD.
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- YOU MUST
TRY TO STAY FOCUSED
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ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
YOUNG MAN.
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- EXACTLY MY PROBLEM.
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- OH, GOOD AFTERNOON,
EMPEROR.
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- OH, GOOD AFTERNOON,
MAYOR.
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- I LOVE THE NEW CLOTHES.
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- OH, THANK YOU.
HOW KIND.
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YES, IT FITS LIKE
A GLOVE, HA-HA.
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- OH, JOLLY GOOD.
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JOLLY GOOD.
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OKAY, THEN.
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- MAYOR LICHFIELD?
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- YES?
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- HOW DO YOU MAKE
A SACRIFICE?
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- OOH,
I LOVE A GOOD RIDDLE.
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I DON'T KNOW, JACK.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE
A SACRIFICE?
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- IT'S A QUESTION.
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- OH, OH,
YOU'RE ACTUALLY ASKING.
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IT'S NOT A CONUNDRUM.
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YOU WANTED MY ADVICE,
DO YOU?
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WELL, A VERY GOOD QUESTION,
JACK,
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AND IT'S
A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER.
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THE WAY
TO MAKE A SACRIFICE
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IS TO TAKE THE MOST
PRECIOUS THING THAT YOU HAVE
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AND GIVE IT AWAY
TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE.
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- REALLY?
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- REALLY.
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- THAT'S ALL?
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- THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT,
YOUNG MAN.
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- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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- OH, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
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YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BOY,
VERY GOOD BOY.
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DO WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
AND EXCUSE ME.
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I HAVE TO GO,
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BUT THE PIED PIPER
IS GIVING A RECITAL,
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO BE LATE.
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BYE-BYE.
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MOTHER HUBBARD,
SIMPLE SIMON, COME, COME.
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WE'LL BE LATE.
WE'LL BE LATE.
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- RIGHT.
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WHAT'S THE MOST PRECIOUS THING
I HAVE?
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YE OLDE VIDEO GAME.
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[cow moos]
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[shop bell ringing]
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[chimes jingling]
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THAT'S WEIRD.
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I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT BEING THERE.
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[shop bell rings]
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HELLO?
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ANYONE HERE?
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HUH?
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[truck horn blares]
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- HEY!
HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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BUON GIORNO,
WILLKOMMEN.
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WHAT'S UP?
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- HEY.
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- WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
HOW CAN I HELP?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
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- [sighs]
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THIS IS EVERYTHING I OWN,
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AND I'M WILLING
TO GIVE IT UP.
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- WHOA,
THE OLD DIGITAL BOVINE.
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THE COMPUTER
OF WONDER.
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COMPUTERUS WONDROUS.
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THE CYBER JERSEY,
C-O-W.
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THE C.O.W.
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I'LL GIVE YOU 500 GOLD PIECES
FOR IT.
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- WHAT?
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- 600.
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- NO, IT'S ONLY WORTH, LIKE,
50.
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- ALL RIGHT, 700.
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- NO.
OFFER ME, LIKE, 10.
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- 800?
- 5.
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- 900?
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- YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.
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- FINAL OFFER, 1,000.
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- YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
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I MEAN, 2,000% PROFIT
IS NOT A SACRIFICE.
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AND I WANT TO MAKE
A SACRIFICE.
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NO MONEY.
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LET'S JUST TRADE.
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- WHOA.
I LIKE IT.
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WHAT ABOUT
SOME IOCAINE POWDER?
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NO, IT'S VERY POISONOUS.
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OR, UM...
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DO YOU KNOW
AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT,
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SOME GIRL LEFT
THIS GLASS SLIPPER?
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IT'S ONLY ONE OF A KIND.
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IT'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM.
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IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE.
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- NO.
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[glass shatters]
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- AH, I HAVE A SPINNING WHEEL
THAT SPINS STRAW INTO GOLD.
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YOU'LL BE RICH.
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- NO.
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- HAND OF MIDAS.
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IT'S A LITTLE GROSS--
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- NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.
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[rattling]
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- THREE BEANS?
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- THREE BEANS.
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00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,200
- IS IT A TRADE
OR WHAT?
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- YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME
THREE LOUSY BEANS FOR MY C.O.W.?
267
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,760
- TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
268
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,720
- I'LL TAKE IT.
269
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,840
- HEY, HEY!
[laughs]
270
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,000
WHAT GENEROSITY,
WHAT SACRIFICE.
271
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,480
- THANK YOU.
272
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,440
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
NO PROBLEM.
273
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,360
DE NADA.
274
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,440
BITTE SCHON.
275
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,280
SEE YOU AROUND,
JACK.
276
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,160
[goose squawks]
277
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,680
- HEY, THERE, GRAYSON.
278
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,160
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
279
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,520
MOM?
280
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,960
HEY, MOM.
281
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000
GUESS WHO DID SOMETHING
TOTALLY HEROIC TODAY?
282
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,880
- HEY, JACK.
283
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,560
- MOM, WHAT'S WRONG?
284
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,800
- OH, NOTHING.
285
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,560
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
286
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,000
- GOOD.
287
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,720
- THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
288
00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,720
I'M GLAD.
289
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,280
- HOW WAS YOURS?
290
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,120
- WELL...
291
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,760
I GOT FIRED.
292
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,120
- WHAT?
293
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,120
WHAT HAPPENED?
294
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,320
- APPARENTLY,
ELVES ARE COMING IN AT NIGHT
295
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,000
AND FINISHING
ALL OUR WORK.
296
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,080
NOW THE SHOEMAKER WANTS
TO CUT BACK ON LABOR FORCE
297
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,720
SO HE CAN SAVE MONEY.
298
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,760
STUPID GOODY-GOODY ELVES.
299
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,520
- [sighs]
300
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,520
IT'S OKAY, MOM.
301
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,640
THINGS WILL BE BETTER
AFTER DINNER.
302
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,440
I'M STARVING.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
303
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,400
[cabinet creaks]
304
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,920
[wind whistling]
305
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,400
- [sighs]
306
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,480
- WE'RE NOT STARVING.
307
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,960
- BREAD CRUMBS?
308
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,440
- YEAH, A COUPLE OF KIDS
ARE JUST THROWING THEM AWAY.
309
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,160
- HMM.
310
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,120
MM?
311
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,200
- MM-MM.
312
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,600
BREAD CRUMBS,
BRILLIANT PLAN.
313
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,800
[bird giggling]
314
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,880
YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS,
COULD YOU?
315
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,080
- MM-MM-MM.
316
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,920
- MEN.
[sighs]
317
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,240
- SIT DOWN, JACK.
318
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,680
JACK, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
VERY HARD RIGHT NOW.
319
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,920
WE'RE IN A TIGHT SPOT,
320
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,600
AND I NEED YOU TO MAKE
A BIG SACRIFICE.
321
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,680
- FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT.
322
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,760
- I WANT YOU
TO SELL THE C.O.W., JACK.
323
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,680
IT'S THE ONLY THING
WE HAVE OF VALUE.
324
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,720
- BUT, MOM--
325
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,240
- WITH THE MONEY
THAT WE GET FROM THAT,
326
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,080
WE CAN FEED OURSELVES
TILL I CAN GET BACK ON MY FEET.
327
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,400
- WELL, HERE'S THE THING.
328
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,400
I CAN'T REALLY DO THAT.
329
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,040
- I NEED YOU TO BE BRAVE
ABOUT THIS.
330
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,640
- I WOULD.
I REALLY WOULD, BUT, MOM--
331
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,360
- THERE'S NO BUTS,
JACK.
332
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,800
- I DON'T HAVE IT
ANYMORE.
333
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,080
- YOU WANT
TO RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN?
334
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,560
- I GAVE IT AWAY.
335
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,520
- WHAT?
336
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,840
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
337
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,480
- I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE HEROIC.
338
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,920
- OH, JACK.
339
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,360
I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN,
NOT AFTER YOUR FATHER.
340
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,440
- I'M NOT LIKE HIM,
MOM.
341
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,560
- OH, JACK.
342
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,480
- I'M NOT.
343
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,800
[door slams shut]
344
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,280
[shop bell rings]
345
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,480
HELLO?
346
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:44,080
EXCUSE ME?
347
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,080
[trolley bell dings]
348
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,880
OF COURSE.
349
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,880
[gasps]
350
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,240
HEY, WAIT.
351
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,440
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE PAWNSHOP?
352
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,640
I NEED TO GET
MY C.O.W. BACK.
353
00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,000
- SEE WHAT FLOTSAM BLOWS IN
354
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:04,240
FROM THE TURBULENT GALE
THAT IS LIFE.
355
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,040
- HUH?
356
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,200
- HAVE YOU DRIFTED
FROM YOUR FATED PATH,
357
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,120
YOUNG JOURNEYMAN?
358
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,320
- HUH?
359
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360
- ARE YOU LOST, KID?
360
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,600
- NO.
361
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,880
I'M LOOKING
FOR THE PAWNSHOP.
362
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,480
IT WAS RIGHT HERE
363
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,200
EARLIER TODAY.
364
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,600
SAME PLACE,
SAME COUNTER.
365
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,000
[sighs]
WEIRD.
366
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,000
- [chuckles]
367
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,000
INDEED, YOUR WORDS
ARE AS CLOUDY
368
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:32,160
AS THE HIGHLAND
WINTER MOORS.
369
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,920
- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
370
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,440
- LOOK, KID,
I'M JUST TRYING
371
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,920
TO GIVE THIS THING
A LITTLE COLOR,
372
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,680
SOME VOCABULARY,
OKAY?
373
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,000
YOU THINK EVERYTHING
374
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,000
HAS TO SOUND
LIKE A NURSERY RHYME?
375
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,600
A THESAURUS
IS NOT A KIND OF DINOSAUR.
376
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,040
[beast roars]
377
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,000
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
378
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,800
- OH, OKAY.
379
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,200
WHERE FOR ART
THY ESTABLISHMENT
380
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,880
FOR THE PURVEYANCE
OF TRADE AND SALE?
381
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,040
- WHAT?
382
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,360
- THE PAWNSHOP?
383
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,040
- WILL YOU STOP
WITH THE PAWNSHOP?
384
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,840
THERE IS NO PAWNSHOP.
385
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,280
GET OVER IT.
386
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,600
- GREAT.
387
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,520
JUST GREAT.
388
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,680
SOME HERO.
389
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,520
- YOU'RE A HERO?
390
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,360
WE DON'T GET MANY
OF THOSE STORIES ANYMORE.
391
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,360
HA, NOWADAYS,
IT'S ALL GRAPHIC NOVELS
392
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,320
AND MANGA, MANGA, MANGA.
393
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,840
BUT REAL LITERATURE
WITH A REAL HERO,
394
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,520
EXCELLENT.
395
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,760
SO WHAT'S YOUR QUEST?
396
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,320
- QUEST?
397
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,600
- WELL, EVERY HERO
NEEDS A QUEST,
398
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,360
A GREAT AND WORTHY
GOAL.
399
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,360
- WELL,
I DON'T HAVE ONE.
400
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,880
- NO PROBLEM.
401
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,320
WE'LL SEE
WHAT'S AVAILABLE.
402
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,760
[chimes jingling]
403
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,160
HMM.
404
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,520
THE GOLDEN FLEECE.
405
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,000
THAT'S BEEN DONE.
406
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,960
- OH.
407
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,840
- ARK OF THE COVENANT.
408
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,160
NO, THAT'S RESERVED
409
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,600
FOR THE CHAP WITH THE HAT
AND THE...
410
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,840
[whip cracks]
411
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,840
- OH, HE'S GREAT,
YEAH.
412
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,360
- ATLANTIS.
413
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,440
HOW LONG
CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH?
414
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,640
- [gasps]
415
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,600
- NO, NO.
416
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,960
- [sighs]
417
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,040
- THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM.
418
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,600
DO YOU SING AT ALL?
419
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,040
- [inhales]
420
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,880
MM-MM.
421
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,520
- WELL,
THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT.
422
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,520
I MEAN, THERE'S--
WAIT.
423
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,880
[chuckles]
NO.
424
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,760
I DON'T THINK
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
425
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,240
IT'S--IT'S TOO DIFFICULT.
426
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,720
- WHAT IS IT?
427
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,000
- WELL,
IT'S DESTINY'S HARP,
428
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,160
A GOLDEN HARP
THAT'S BEEN STOLEN
429
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,800
AND NEEDS TO BE RETURNED.
430
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,880
IT NEEDS A HERO WITH
A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCE,
431
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,760
SORT OF A SEQUEL QUEST,
REALLY.
432
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,240
- I CAN DO IT.
433
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,920
- WELL, I GUESS
IT'S UP TO YOU, THEN.
434
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,840
- WHAT IS THIS?
435
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,960
- EVERYBODY
HAS A STORY,
436
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,960
BUT ONLY A FEW
ARE WORTHY OF BEING TOLD.
437
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,120
ONE MORE THING.
438
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,200
[warbling tone]
439
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,200
THIS IS FOR YOU.
440
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,560
- IS THIS A KEY?
441
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,680
WHAT DOES IT OPEN?
442
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,200
- WELL, MAYBE IT'LL OPEN
SOMETHING FOR YOU
443
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,720
WHEN YOU NEED IT.
444
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,480
MAYBE IT'LL CLOSE SOMETHING
FOR YOU AS WELL ONE DAY.
445
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,800
- THANK YOU.
446
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,200
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
447
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,840
- WAIT A SECOND.
448
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:04,120
THIS IS OUR FAMILY CREST.
449
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,840
[latch thuds]
450
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,360
[grunts]
451
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,600
WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?
452
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,760
HELLO?
453
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,400
IS ANYBODY THERE?
454
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,920
HELLO?
455
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,480
OH.
456
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,200
[door clicks shut]
457
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,000
[sighs]
458
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,200
- JACK.
459
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,800
DID YOU
GET THE C.O.W. BACK?
460
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,160
- I TRIED, MOM,
461
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,760
BUT THE STORE CHANGED
INTO A BOOKSHOP.
462
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,120
- [sighs]
AND WHAT'S THAT?
463
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,120
- OH, THE STORE OWNER
GAVE IT TO ME.
464
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,640
HE SAID
IT WAS A HERO'S QUEST.
465
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,680
- AGAIN WITH THE HERO STUFF.
466
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,000
[sighs]
467
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,440
YOUR FATHER WASN'T A HERO,
JACK,
468
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,200
NO MATTER WHAT
YOU MAY WANT TO BELIEVE.
469
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,080
HE--HE TALKED ALL THE TIME
ABOUT SECRET MISSIONS,
470
00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:01,360
SAVING DAMSELS,
AND THWARTING GIANTS.
471
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:06,120
BUT IN THE END,
HE JUST LEFT US.
472
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,400
- YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE
ANY OF IT?
473
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:15,160
- WELL,
THERE WAS A TIME...
474
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,080
NO.
IT WAS JUST STORIES.
475
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,280
AND WHEN
HE NEVER CAME HOME,
476
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,120
THAT WAS NO FAIRY TALE.
477
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,240
WE CAN'T EAT DREAMS,
JACK.
478
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,560
I WISH WE COULD,
BUT WE CAN'T.
479
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,680
- DON'T WORRY, MOM.
480
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,280
I'LL HELP OUT
FIRST THING TOMORROW.
481
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,320
- ALL RIGHT,
SWEETHEART.
482
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,280
- GOOD NIGHT.
483
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,240
- GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
484
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,800
- [sighs]
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
485
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,640
[warbling tone]
486
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,120
[electricity zapping]
487
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,800
[goose squawks]
488
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,120
[squawking]
489
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,880
[earth crumbling]
490
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,440
[cow moos]
491
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,440
[goose squawks]
492
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,680
[leaves rustling]
493
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,120
[strained squawk]
494
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,080
[wings flapping]
495
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,240
[man groaning]
496
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,680
- OW, OW, OW!
OW!
497
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,720
[garbled sounds]
498
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,600
[footsteps]
499
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,480
- [squawks weakly]
500
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,760
HUH?
501
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,560
[screams]
502
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,720
WHAT IS THAT?
503
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,760
WHO SAID THAT?
504
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,480
WHO SAID,
"WHO SAID THAT?"
505
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,160
WHO SAID,
"WHO SAID, 'WHO SAID THAT?'"
506
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,360
IT'S ME!
I CAN TALK.
507
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,640
I'M A MONSTER!
508
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,600
[screams]
509
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,080
AH.
ER...
510
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,600
[growls]
511
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,320
EH?
512
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,680
AH.
513
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,720
JACK, WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
514
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,840
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
515
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,320
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
516
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,320
[both screaming]
517
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,080
[screaming]
518
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,240
- WHO ARE YOU?
519
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,040
- JACK, IT'S ME,
GRAYSON.
520
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,120
- OUR GOOSE?
521
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,720
- FREAKY, HUH?
522
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,080
- YOU CAN TALK?
523
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,040
- I CAN TALK.
524
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,000
I CAN WALK.
525
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,840
I CAN SING.
526
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,880
♪ WON'T YOU COME HOME
TO BILLY? ♪
527
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,200
♪ WON'T YOU COME HOME?
528
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,120
♪ I CRIED
THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH ♪
529
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,080
[dogs howling]
530
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,040
♪ I'LL DO THE--
531
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,760
- [groans]
532
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,040
- WELL,
I CAN TALK AND WALK.
533
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,840
YOU--YOU SEE, I--
OH, SORRY.
534
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,200
I DID--
535
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,160
HEY, HOW DID I DO THAT?
536
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,880
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?
537
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,160
- THUMBS.
538
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,760
- AND I CAN DO THIS
WITH THEM?
539
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,320
WOW.
540
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,200
COOL.
541
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,760
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
542
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,600
- WELL, AS FAR
AS I CAN SEE,
543
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,720
I--I ATE A BEAN.
544
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,240
- THEY WERE MAGIC?
545
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,640
OF COURSE.
THEY WERE MAGIC.
546
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,600
SO IF YOU'RE YOU,
547
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,280
THEN THE BEANS...
548
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,960
WHOA.
549
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,680
[giggles]
550
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,560
- HEY, KID,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
551
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,760
- THIS MAY BE
THE COOLEST THING EVER.
552
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,640
[inspirational music]
553
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:40,600
♪
554
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,320
- THE COOLEST?
HELLO?
555
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,920
CAN IT TALK?
556
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,960
CAN IT DO THIS?
557
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,640
HELLO, MY NAME
IS THUMBY-THUMB THUMBKINS,
558
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,040
AND I'M OPPOSABLE.
559
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,160
I CAN TURN PAGES.
560
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,120
- [shushes]
561
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,080
[discordant twanging]
562
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,720
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
563
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,880
- SOUNDS LIKE A HARP.
564
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,600
- A HARP.
565
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,400
DESTINY'S HARP.
566
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,880
- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
567
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:19,000
- IT'S MY QUEST.
568
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,240
[grunts]
569
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,760
AH.
570
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,480
- UH, JACK.
WHOA.
571
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,760
WHOA!
JACK, WHOA!
572
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,840
- WHAT WHOA?
573
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,040
WHOA WHAT?
574
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,640
- "JACK BEGINS CLIMBING
THE MAGICAL BEANSTALK."
575
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,640
IT WAS RIGHT THERE;
I SWEAR IT.
576
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,840
- TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS.
577
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,160
[grunts]
578
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,080
- IT'S DOING IT.
579
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,400
IT'S DOING IT.
580
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,800
"JACK BEGINS CLIMBING
THE MAGICAL BEANSTALK.
581
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,680
THUS BEGINS HIS QUEST
FOR DESTINY'S HARP."
582
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,920
- ALL RIGHT, GRAYSON.
583
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,680
COME ON.
LET'S GO.
584
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,360
- UP--UP THERE?
585
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,360
- WELL, YEAH.
586
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,240
- I-I DON'T THINK SO.
587
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,400
I'M NOT GOOD
WITH HEIGHTS,
588
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,240
AND--AND I'M NOT GOOD
WITH QUESTS EITHER.
589
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,560
I HAVE
AN OLD WAR QUEST INJURY.
590
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,760
AH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
591
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,640
GO UP THERE,
TAKE PLENTY OF PICTURES,
592
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,360
SEND ME A POSTCARD,
593
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,880
AND GIVE MY LOVE
TO THE HARP.
594
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,360
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
595
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,720
WHY DON'T YOU
STAY DOWN THERE
596
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,640
AND LOOK OUT
FOR BIG, BAD WOLVES, OKAY?
597
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,600
[wolf howls]
598
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,720
- WOLVES?
[screams]
599
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,160
[squawking,
wings fluttering]
600
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,520
- HUH?
601
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,720
- DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
CLIMBING, JACK?
602
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,800
GOT MY HELMET.
GOT MY ROPE.
603
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,520
HA-HA.
604
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,520
[panting]
605
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,880
A BEANSTALK.
606
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,280
THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED.
607
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,600
- [grunts]
608
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,200
HEY, GRAYSON,
609
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,920
I CAN SEE OUR HOUSE FROM HERE.
610
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,240
- [moans]
611
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,040
THAT'S NICE.
612
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,680
CAN--CAN I GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND GET SOME LONG UNDERWEAR?
613
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,760
[whimpering]
614
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,960
[wind whistling]
615
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,440
JACK, COULD YOU SLOW DOWN
A SECOND, PLEASE?
616
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,880
- [groans]
617
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,840
- [gasping]
618
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,320
[wind roaring]
619
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,000
- [grunts]
620
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,240
HEY.
621
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,440
- I CAN'T HOLD ON
MUCH LONGER.
622
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,080
I'M SO COLD;
I HAVE ME BUMPS.
623
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,280
- YOU'RE A GOOSE.
624
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,680
YOU COULD ALWAYS FLY.
625
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,160
- OH, YES,
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,
626
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,520
IF IT WERE YESTERDAY!
627
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:07,080
- WELL, YOU CAN USE
THE THUMBS.
628
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,080
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
629
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,800
- AH, ONWARDS AND UPWARDS.
630
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:28,280
- [chuckles]
631
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,040
- [grunts]
632
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,200
- WHAT NOW?
633
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,360
- I WANT TO SEE
634
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,800
IF THERE'S ANY MENTION
OF BREAKFAST,
635
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,240
YOU KNOW, LIKE SOME BACON,
HASH BROWNS,
636
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,920
WAFFLES MAYBE.
637
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,680
OH, HERE IT COMES.
638
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,640
"CLIMBING THE BEANSTALK
PROVED BITTERLY COLD
639
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,760
AND HELD
MANY OTHER HARDSHIPS."
640
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,480
[horn beeps]
641
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,880
"HARDSHIPS"?
642
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,280
THAT'S PLURAL.
643
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,440
WHY CAN'T IT JUST
BE ONE HARDSHIP?
644
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,360
IT'S A BUNCH OF HARDSHIPS.
645
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,880
NOTHING IN THE BOOK
THAT SAYS,
646
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,240
"GRAYSON WAKES UP,
647
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,920
"HAS A BAGEL AND SCHMEAR
AND A CUP OF COFFEE,
648
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,920
AND EVERYTHING'S FINE."
649
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,520
HOW MANY HARDSHIPS
CAN THERE BE?
650
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,840
[birds squawking]
651
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,360
HEY, FELLAS,
REMEMBER ME?
652
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,600
splat!
653
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,400
- OOH.
654
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,760
- DEFINE "IRONY."
655
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,640
I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT,
MURRAY.
656
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,520
[chimes jingling]
657
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,560
- WE MADE IT.
658
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,560
HMM?
659
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,520
[muffled footsteps]
660
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,360
- OH.
661
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,160
- [giggles]
662
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,680
- THIS IS--
[mumbles]
663
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,840
- LET GO.
664
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,640
- I'M TRYING,
665
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,080
BUT MY THUMBS
HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN,
666
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,680
AND I THINK
THEY MAY BE STUPID.
667
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,640
- OKAY.
668
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,440
ON THREE.
READY?
669
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,400
- [moans]
670
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,920
- ONE...
THREE!
671
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,160
- WHOA!
672
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,720
WHAT HAPPENED TO TWO?
673
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,800
- WHERE ARE WE?
674
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,760
- AH, LET ME CHECK.
675
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,680
OKAY, AH.
676
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,400
"JACK AND GRAYSON--"
677
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,640
GRAYSON?
678
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,600
I'M IN THE BOOK.
679
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,200
I'M A LITERARY CHARACTER.
680
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,280
"JACK AND GRAYSON
FIND THEMSELVES
681
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,080
IN THE MAZE KINGDOM
OF THE EVIL GIANT."
682
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,320
YOU SEE, I'M IN THE--
WITH THE EVIL--
683
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,160
OH, CRUD.
684
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,160
[harp twanging]
685
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,520
- THERE IT IS AGAIN.
686
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,840
COME ON, GRAYSON.
687
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,520
LET'S GO!
688
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,360
COME ON, GRAYSON.
689
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,560
- [screams softly]
690
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,960
- LET'S GO THIS WAY.
691
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,080
- WAH?
692
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,760
OH.
693
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,800
- JACK?
694
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,080
JACK?
695
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,320
JACK?
696
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,120
[gasps]
697
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,000
JACK!
698
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,240
NO!
699
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,080
[twanging]
700
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,160
- [moans]
701
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,480
- EXCUSE ME?
702
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,680
- HE'S OLD.
SPEAK UP.
703
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,800
- EXCUSE ME?
704
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,840
- RAISE YOUR VOICE.
705
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,440
HE'S PROBABLY DEAF.
706
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,520
SCREAM IT OUT LOUDER,
JUST SCREAM IT OUT.
707
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,480
- EXCUSE ME!
708
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,720
- [gasps]
709
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,720
- IS THAT DESTINY'S HARP?
710
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:21,920
- [wails]
711
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,520
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,
SCREAMING AT AN OLD MAN.
712
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,920
YOU MADE HIM CRY.
713
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,440
WHAT'S THE MATTER...
KIDS.
714
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,480
- SIR, SIR,
I'M SORRY.
715
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,400
I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL.
716
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,440
- IT'S NOT THAT.
717
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,720
IT'S JUST THAT YOU SAID
THAT WORD,
718
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,480
THE--YOU KNOW,
THAT WORD.
719
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,320
- DESTINY'S HARP?
720
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,080
- [howls]
721
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,920
[sobbing]
722
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,400
OH.
723
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,120
- IS THAT IT?
724
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,400
- OH, NO, NO.
725
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:54,800
THIS IS JUST
A CHEAP IMITATION.
726
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,120
[discordant scale]
727
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,400
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
728
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,320
- [moans]
729
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,680
- WELL, IT SHOULD BE.
730
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,960
HE'S A MASTER CRAFTSMAN.
731
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,240
SEE, IT'S MADE BY
THE LEGENDARY STRADIVARIUS.
732
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,920
- [gasps]
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
733
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,600
- BUT IT SAYS RIGHT HERE,
"STRADIVARIUS."
734
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,800
- MY NAME IS VERRI SADDIUS.
735
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,120
[wails]
736
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,640
- WAIT A MINUTE.
737
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,760
OH, YEAH.
738
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,960
WELL, UH,
HE'S WELL-KNOWN TOO, I GUESS.
739
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,320
- HOW I LOVED MY DESTINY.
740
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,240
- YEAH,
I LOVE MY DESTINY TOO.
741
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,120
I ONLY WISH
I KNEW WHAT MY DESTINY WAS.
742
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,120
ONE MINUTE,
I'M A GOOSE.
743
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,120
I WAS WADDLING AROUND,
PECKING AT WORMS.
744
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,560
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
745
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,640
THEN I WAKE UP,
AND I'VE GOT THIS FACE.
746
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,520
IT'S HIDEOUS!
747
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,120
- NO,
IT'S NOT THAT DESTINY.
748
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,480
DESTINY IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
749
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,760
SHE WASN'T ALWAYS A HARP.
750
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,600
[sobs]
751
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,120
SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE GIRL
752
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,080
WITH A VOICE THAT
COULD MAKE THE ANGELS WEEP.
753
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,360
SHE WAS THE LIGHT
OF MY HEART,
754
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,960
UNTIL THE GIANT
HEARD HER SINGING
755
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:16,840
AND WANTED THE SONG
FOR HIMSELF.
756
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,640
THE GIANT IS EVIL.
757
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:26,360
HE PLUNDERS
EVERYTHING HE WANTS.
758
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,880
- [moans]
759
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,160
HE TOOK MY DESTINY.
760
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,400
- SING FOR ME.
761
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,480
SING!
762
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,520
- NEVER!
763
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,880
- SHE REFUSED TO SING
FOR THE BRUTE.
764
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,920
SO USING THE LAST
OF A STOLEN POTION,
765
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:57,280
HE CAST A SPELL AND TURNED HER
INTO A GOLDEN HARP.
766
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,760
I'VE TRIED TO RESCUE HER,
SO HAVE MANY OTHERS,
767
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,040
BUT NOBODY CAN DEFEAT
THE GIANT.
768
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,680
THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING
TO MAKE ANOTHER HARP
769
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:16,080
TO EXCHANGE FOR HER.
770
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,480
- ASK HIM ONE QUESTION.
HE TELLS YOU A STORY.
771
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,880
IT'S, LIKE,
3 1/2 HOURS LONG.
772
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,760
EXCUSE ME.
773
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,000
AH, HOW IS THE HARP GOING?
774
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,080
[muted twanging]
775
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,960
OKAY.
776
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
- SO WHERE IS DES--
777
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,320
- [sobs]
778
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,680
- MM, THE HARP NOW?
779
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,240
- THE GIANT HAS HER
IN THE CASTLE.
780
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,280
HE KEEPS HER
UNDER LOCK AND KEY.
781
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,800
- COME ON,
WE'RE HEADING TO THE CASTLE.
782
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,800
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
783
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,520
NO, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
784
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,000
THE MAZE IS FILLED
WITH PUZZLES AND PROBLEMS,
785
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,240
AND THE GIANT KNOWS
EVERYBODY WHO'S IN IT.
786
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,120
THERE ARE ONLY
TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE
787
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,440
WHO WOULD ATTEMPT THIS:
788
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,960
A HERO
OR A LUNATIC.
789
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,120
- DON'T WORRY.
790
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,520
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,
791
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,440
I THINK
WE GOT THAT COVERED.
792
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,000
- AH.
793
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,560
- WE'LL BRING HER BACK.
794
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,520
I PROMISE.
795
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,120
- [moans]
796
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,360
- COME ON, GRAYSON.
797
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,520
- "COME ON, GRAYSON."
798
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,320
HE ORDERS ME AROUND.
HE'S TWO!
799
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,200
PSST.
800
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,080
- AH?
801
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,440
- DESTINY.
802
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,960
- [wails]
803
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,920
[harp twanging]
804
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,920
- GRAYSON!
805
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,680
- OH!
806
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,200
[bicycle bell ringing]
- COMING THROUGH!
807
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,160
- SCIENCE GONE MAD.
808
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,240
THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.
809
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,520
PESTICIDES,
HERBICIDES,
810
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,240
GROWTH HORMONES.
811
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,720
THIS IS NATURE'S FURY.
812
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,760
- YEAH.
813
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,280
OR MAGIC BEANS.
814
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,800
- WELL, YES, YEAH, OBVIOUS--
815
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,280
OBVIOUSLY, NATURE'S FURY
OR MAGIC BEANS.
816
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,400
- I THINK IT'S NICE.
817
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,560
- UH, YEAH.
818
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,760
EITHER WAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
819
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,720
- TROUBLE?
820
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,680
- WITH A CAPITAL "S."
821
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,640
- AH.
TEA?
822
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,880
- OH, THANK YOU.
823
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,320
- IT'S LIKE A BIG STICK
OF BROCCOLI.
824
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,680
- OH.
- EXCUSE ME.
825
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,480
I THINK MY SON
IS UP THERE.
826
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,600
- OH, DON'T WORRY, MA'AM.
827
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,160
WE'RE HIGHLY TRAINED
PROFESSIONALS.
828
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,400
I'M SERGEANT WHO.
829
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,040
THIS IS OFFICER WHAT.
830
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,160
AND THE HORTICULTURIST
OVER HERE IS OFFICER WHERE.
831
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,120
- HI.
832
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,080
- WELL?
833
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,120
- WELL WHAT?
- YES?
834
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,560
- NOT YOU.
- SORRY.
835
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,360
- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
836
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,000
- I'M GOING TO DO
EXACTLY WHAT HE TELLS ME TO.
837
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:32,960
- WHO?
838
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,480
- EXACTLY.
839
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,680
- LISTEN TO ME.
840
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,600
MY SON IS UP THERE.
841
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,520
- WHERE?
842
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,560
- UP THERE.
843
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,680
- NO, MA'AM,
NOT "WHERE."
844
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,920
I MEANT, WHERE!
845
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,240
- YES, SIR.
846
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,840
- SHE SAYS
HER SON'S UP THERE.
847
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,880
- WHO?
848
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,600
- THAT'S "SERGEANT WHO"
TO YOU, LAD.
849
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,600
- NO, WHO'S UP THERE?
850
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,880
- NO, WHO'S DOWN HERE.
851
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,320
- ME, YOU, AND HIM,
STUPID.
852
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,880
- MY SON IS UP THERE.
853
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,360
- WHAT?
- YES?
854
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,760
[together] NOT YOU!
855
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,720
- OH, SORRY.
856
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,080
- ARE YOU GOING
TO DO SOMETHING?
857
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,040
- WHO, ME?
858
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,000
- YOU, WHO!
859
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,280
both: YOO-HOO!
860
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,120
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
861
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:13,560
[unearthly singing]
862
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:18,880
- THERE'S MY LITTLE
SONGBIRD.
863
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,800
DON'T CHANGE YOUR TUNE
FOR ME.
864
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,440
THAT WAS A SONG OF HOPE
A MOMENT AGO.
865
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,800
I WANT TO KNOW WHY.
866
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,720
SING.
867
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:29,760
- ♪ NO
868
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,600
- I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE.
869
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,720
- ♪ I CAN'T EAT
ANYTHING ♪
870
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,000
- I'LL READ YOU A STORY.
871
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,160
- ♪ NO, YOU WON'T
872
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,480
♪ YOU ALWAYS LIE
873
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,480
- SING!
874
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,520
- ♪ A YOUNG HERO
IS COMING ♪
875
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,840
♪ TO SAVE DESTINY
876
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,760
♪ GOING TO STORM
THE CASTLE ♪
877
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,520
♪ AND SET THIS
TRAPPED GIRL FREE ♪
878
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,080
- OH, REALLY?
879
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:53,880
[coins jingle]
880
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,800
WHO IS HE?
881
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,600
WHO IS THIS BOY?
882
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,200
TELL ME!
883
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,160
[growls]
884
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,000
MM, ALL RIGHT.
885
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,000
I COULD NEVER HURT YOU.
886
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,280
BUT HE COULD.
887
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,680
- [yells]
888
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,920
[chuckles]
889
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,120
[growls]
890
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,400
- NOW, TELL ME
ABOUT THIS BOY.
891
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,000
WHAT ARE HIS WEAKNESSES?
892
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,920
[growls]
893
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,920
[crows cawing]
894
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,240
[spooky echoing]
895
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,920
[faint howling]
896
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,480
- ER, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
897
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,240
- NO.
898
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,800
- WELL, IF YOU DID HEAR
SOMETHING
899
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,920
AND YOU WERE
A LITTLE SCARED,
900
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,080
I'D UNDERSTAND IT.
901
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,560
AND IF YOU WANTED
TO GO HOME,
902
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,920
I'D BACK YOU UP ON IT.
903
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,320
- IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK,
I UNDERSTAND.
904
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,160
- NO.
905
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,840
- HEY, WHAT SUDDENLY
MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
906
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,360
- TOP OF PAGE 51.
907
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,240
[sighs]
908
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,840
- "JACK AND HIS BEST FRIEND,
GRAYSON."
909
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,920
- NEVER BEEN
A BEST FRIEND BEFORE.
910
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,040
[record scratches]
911
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,400
- ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER
912
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,040
♪ AND YOU'RE MY HERO
913
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,400
[record scratches]
914
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,560
- OKAY.
915
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,520
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
THE HARD PART'S BEHIND US.
916
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,040
- HEY!
917
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,920
[whimpers]
918
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,360
OH, CRUD.
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
919
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,600
- THE GIANT
THOUGHT HE MIGHT SEND
920
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,480
A LITTLE WELCOMING PARTY.
921
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,040
- OH.
A PARTY.
922
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,320
I WAS SCARED FOR A MINUTE
BUT A PARTY.
923
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,000
WE'LL HAVE SOME CAKE,
SOME ICE CREAM.
924
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,160
THEY'LL MAKE
BALLOON ANIMALS,
925
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,200
AND MAYBE WE'LL SING KARAOKE
AND THEN GO HOME.
926
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,880
[laughter]
927
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,840
- NOT REALLY THE KIND OF PARTY
HE HAD IN MIND.
928
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,440
I THINK I'LL LEAVE YOU
AND YOUR NEW FRIENDS
929
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,200
TO GET ACQUAINTED.
930
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,600
[chuckles]
931
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,960
[gong resounds]
932
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,680
[aggressive grunts]
933
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,760
[grunting, hissing]
934
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,920
- UH...
935
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,800
- HUH?
936
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,840
- WAH!
937
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,560
[chime dings]
938
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:43,520
- HI-AH!
939
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,440
[lively techno music]
940
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,440
♪
941
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,480
[aggressive shouting]
942
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:56,960
[fabric ripping]
943
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,920
- [screams]
944
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,080
- OOH!
945
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,760
THAT'S GOT TO BE PAINFUL.
946
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,760
[laughter]
947
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,080
- SHUT UP.
948
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,240
GET HIM.
949
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,240
- YAH!
950
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,760
- HUH!
951
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,240
- OH, YAH!
952
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,880
- WHOA!
953
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,600
- WAH!
954
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,280
- HUH!
955
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,560
- WHOA!
956
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,880
- OOF!
957
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,600
- YAH-AH!
958
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,000
[ninja sobbing]
959
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,160
- [grunts]
960
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,600
[yelling]
961
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,160
- UGH!
962
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,280
[pillow whooshing]
963
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,880
- OH!
964
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,040
OOH!
965
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,760
- OH!
- OOH.
966
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,720
- [moaning]
967
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,720
whap!
968
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,080
- [yells]
969
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,840
OH!
970
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,880
[grunts]
971
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,080
[giggling]
972
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,040
TICKLES.
973
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,800
- HEY, THAT'S GOOSE DOWN.
974
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,600
- OOH!
975
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,840
OH, NO-NO!
976
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,800
[screams]
977
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,080
- TWISTER!
OOH.
978
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,160
- [yelps]
979
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,120
- [shouts]
980
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,880
WHOA, OOH!
981
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,560
YAH!
982
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,480
[pants]
983
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,840
[thunder crashes]
984
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,760
[gong resounds]
985
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,720
[screaming]
986
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,240
OH! OH!
987
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,720
[moaning]
988
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,240
[sobbing]
989
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,400
OH, NO FAIR.
NO FAIR.
990
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,600
- DADDY, YOU'VE COME HOME.
991
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,000
- WHAT?
992
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,080
WHAT?
993
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:11,960
- [clears throat]
NOTHING.
994
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,920
NOTHING AT ALL.
995
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,160
- [grunts]
996
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,880
- WOW.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
997
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,520
I MEAN, YOU SAVED US.
998
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,680
[pop music]
999
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,600
- ♪ DREAM GIRL
1000
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,520
♪ YOU'RE MY MUSE
AND MY SAVIOR ♪
1001
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,200
♪ AND I'VE BEEN SEARCHING
1002
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,560
[heart pounding]
1003
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,800
♪ FOR YOU
ALL MY LIFE ♪
1004
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,920
- WOW.
1005
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,120
I MEAN, THAT WAS...
WHOA.
1006
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,440
YOU WITH THE WHOO
AND THE HA
1007
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,600
AND HEE-YAH.
1008
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,200
[sighs]
WOW.
1009
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,960
I'M JACK.
1010
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,480
- I'M JILLIAN.
1011
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,520
WHO'S THE TURKEY?
1012
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,880
- I'M A GOOSE.
1013
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,640
WHY IS THAT
SO HARD FOR PEOPLE?
1014
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,880
- THIS IS GRAYSON.
1015
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,360
SO WHO WERE THOSE GUYS,
ANYWAY?
1016
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,240
- THAT, THAT WAS DOBBYTOK.
1017
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,520
THE GIANT'S NUMBER ONE
IN HIS BRUTE SQUAD.
1018
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,520
YOU GUYS MUST HAVE
THE GIANT PRETTY WORRIED
1019
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,880
IF HE SENT THEM.
1020
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,400
- THE GIANT IS WORRIED
ABOUT US?
1021
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,480
HA.
1022
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,640
PUNK BETTER BE!
1023
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,120
- NOW HE'S GONNA BE MAD.
1024
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,320
- [whimpers]
1025
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,840
- LOOK, WE HAVE TO GO
AND FAST.
1026
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,160
THEY SCARE EASY,
BUT BELIEVE ME,
1027
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,600
THEY'LL BE BACK
IN GREATER NUMBERS
1028
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,240
AND WITH SOMETHING MORE
THAN JUST PILLOWS.
1029
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,560
FOLLOW ME.
1030
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,720
- WAIT.
1031
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,000
I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
1032
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,720
AH, SORRY, SISTER,
1033
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:37,000
BUT WE'RE ON
AN ULTRA TOP SECRET MISSION.
1034
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,400
- YEAH,
TO GET DESTINY'S HARP.
1035
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,640
- MM?
1036
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,120
- HOW DID YOU
KNOW THAT?
1037
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,040
- THE ENTIRE KINGDOM KNOWS.
1038
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,720
I CAN HELP YOU.
1039
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,600
- LOOK, WE APPRECIATE
YOUR HELP AND ALL THAT,
1040
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,520
BUT WE'VE GOT THIS
UNDER CONTROL.
1041
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,120
I MEAN, ASIDE FROM
HER DAZZLING ABILITIES
1042
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,000
WITH BEDROOM FURNISHINGS,
1043
00:48:55,040 --> 00:49:00,520
WHAT CAN SHE REALLY
DO FOR US?
1044
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,320
- THIS IS THE MAGICAL KINGDOM
OF TALEANIA,
1045
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,600
WHICH YOU HAVE REACHED
1046
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,080
BY CLIMBING
THE MAGICAL BEANSTALK.
1047
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,480
THE GIANT HAS TERRORIZED
THIS LAND FOR OVER 30 YEARS,
1048
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,520
KIDNAPPED DESTINY,
THE DAUGHTER OF VERRI SADDIUS,
1049
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,080
WHO HE HAD CONSTRUCT
THIS STONE MAZE
1050
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,840
IN RETURN FOR NOT HURTING
HIS GRANDDAUGHTER,
1051
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,560
WHICH HE TURNED
INTO A MAGICAL HARP
1052
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,120
THAT HE KEEPS LOCKED AWAY
IN A TRUNK
1053
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,400
THAT CAN ONLY BE OPENED
BY TWO KEYS,
1054
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,160
ONE OF WHICH THE GIANT
WEARS AROUND HIS NECK,
1055
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,040
THE SECOND WHICH IS HANGING
IN THE CRYSTAL CAVE.
1056
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,560
OH, AND I HAPPEN
TO KNOW THIS MAZE
1057
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,000
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
1058
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,360
I HAVE A SCAR
ON MY RIGHT THUMB.
1059
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,360
- WHOA.
1060
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,920
- SO?
1061
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,080
- I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
SANDWICHES.
1062
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,760
- PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY TIME.
1063
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,160
PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY TIME.
1064
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,400
PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY TIME.
1065
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,560
- OKAY.
1066
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,680
- COME ON.
1067
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,000
- OW.
OKAY.
1068
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040
- PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
1069
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,200
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
1070
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,800
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
1071
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,800
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
1072
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,960
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
1073
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,640
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
1074
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,640
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
1075
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,800
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
1076
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,400
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
1077
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440
- OKAY!
1078
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,360
- HE TAKES AWAY
MY BIG MUSICAL NUMBER.
1079
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,160
[Jack whistles]
1080
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,480
AH.
1081
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,200
- SHE'S AMAZING,
HUH?
1082
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,680
- OH, I DON'T KNOW
IF I'D USE THE TERM "AMAZING."
1083
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:20,080
I-I--THAT MIGHT NOT BE
THE FIRST THING I--
1084
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,880
I MEAN, LOOK,
EVEN IN THE BOOK,
1085
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,720
IT WOULDN'T CALL HER
"AMAZING."
1086
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,800
I MEAN, LOOK HERE,
IT--UH.
1087
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,520
"AMAZING."
1088
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,200
OH, CRUD.
1089
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,880
- THANK--THANK YOU.
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
1090
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,360
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
1091
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,040
THE TOWN COUNCIL
HAS UNANIMOUSLY DECIDED
1092
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:43,440
THIS, UH, BEANSTALK
IS NOT TECHNICALLY GREEN SPACE
1093
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,240
AND MAY BE A THREAT
TO OUR SECURITY.
1094
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,480
SO WE'RE GOING
TO CHOP IT DOWN.
1095
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,120
[cheers and applause]
1096
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,760
- UH, SIR, UH,
MY--MY SON IS UP THERE.
1097
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,880
IF YOU CHOP IT DOWN,
1098
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,360
HE'LL BE TRAPPED
WITH NO WAY HOME.
1099
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,120
- YOUR SON IS UP THERE?
1100
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,280
- YES.
1101
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,240
- NOT HERE,
HE'S THERE?
1102
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,400
- NO, NO, HE'S THERE.
1103
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,920
- OH, MADAM,
I AM SO SORRY.
1104
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,000
- OH, THANK YOU.
1105
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,920
- I AM WOEFULLY,
WOEFULLY SORRY
1106
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,600
FOR THIS UNBELIEVABLE SACRIFICE
YOU'RE MAKING
1107
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,520
ON BEHALF OF THE TOWN.
1108
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,360
YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN,
HEROIC AND BRAVE.
1109
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,920
BRING IN THE LUMBERJACKS!
1110
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,880
- OH, NO.
1111
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
PLEASE.
1112
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:17,920
- I JUST DID.
1113
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,320
I SAID,
"BRING IN THE LUMBERJACKS!"
1114
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,680
- NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
- NO, I DID.
1115
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,120
I CAN'T NOT DO IT.
I CAN'T RESCIND THE ORDER.
1116
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,440
I'M THE MAYOR.
- CHOP ME DOWN TOO.
1117
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,200
- I WILL NEED TO BRING
THE CITY COUNCIL BACK HERE.
1118
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,280
NO, PLEASE,
DON'T HUG THE THING.
1119
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,240
IT'S VERY UNSEEMLY.
1120
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,320
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
1121
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,600
BRING IN THE LUMBERJACKS!
- NO.
1122
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,280
- [whimpers]
1123
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,640
[militaristic drumming]
1124
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,520
- AH, HALT.
1125
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,600
WHO GOES THERE?
1126
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,320
- US.
1127
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,280
- FRIEND OR FOE?
1128
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,320
- FRIEND.
1129
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,400
- FOE?
1130
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,440
- NO, FRIEND.
1131
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:53,120
- GO AWAY.
1132
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,080
I MEAN IT.
1133
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,040
BEAT IT.
SCRAM.
1134
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,240
GET LOST.
1135
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,040
- IS THIS THE CENTER
OF THE MAZE?
1136
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,400
- NO.
1137
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,520
- ARE YOU SURE?
1138
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,160
- NO.
1139
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,400
- I GET IT.
1140
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,800
IT'S OPPOSITE DAY, RIGHT?
1141
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:07,880
- [laughs]
1142
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,960
NO.
1143
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:09,880
- [laughs]
1144
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,240
I KNEW IT.
1145
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,680
- HE SAID NO.
1146
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,400
- WHICH MEANS YES,
RIGHT?
1147
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,880
- NO.
1148
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,400
- IS EVERYTHING OPPOSITE?
1149
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,920
- NOT AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.
1150
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,160
- [guffaws]
1151
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,680
- THIS ISN'T RIGHT, JACK.
COME ON.
1152
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,280
- NO,
WAIT A SECOND.
1153
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,840
UM, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR DESTINY'S HARP.
1154
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,120
- NEVER HEARD OF IT.
1155
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,360
- GREAT.
1156
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,960
THAT MEANS HE KNOWS
ALL ABOUT IT.
1157
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,280
- THIS IS SILLY, JACK.
1158
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,640
COME ON.
1159
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,120
- WE HEARD YOU NEED A KEY
TO SET IT FREE.
1160
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,560
- IT'S A PACK OF LIES.
1161
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,880
- GOOD.
1162
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,320
SO WE GO STRAIGHT THROUGH
THE MAZE.
1163
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,400
- NO.
1164
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,880
- GOOD.
1165
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,240
- IT'S NOT ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE MAZE.
1166
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,600
- IT'S NOT.
1167
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,680
- YES.
- WAIT.
1168
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,000
YES TO "IT'S NOT,"
1169
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,000
OR IT'S NOT NOT
ON THE OTHER SIDE?
1170
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:52,800
- YES.
- NO.
1171
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,080
- RIGHT.
1172
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,320
- I'M LOST.
1173
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,480
- YOU JUST GOT TO THINK
BACKWARDS.
1174
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,840
- OR STUPID.
1175
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,440
- HEY.
1176
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,880
- YOU CAN'T GET THERE
FROM HERE.
1177
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,200
- OH, PERFECT.
1178
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,960
SO HOW DO WE DO IT?
1179
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,160
- WELL,
DON'T KEEP TO THE LEFT,
1180
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,600
AND YOU WON'T FIND
AN IRON DOOR,
1181
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,600
WHICH DOESN'T LEAD
TO THE CRYSTAL CAVE.
1182
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,120
- FINE.
SO WE STAY LEFT.
1183
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,160
THAT LEADS US
THROUGH AN IRON DOOR
1184
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,040
THAT TAKES US
TO THE CRYSTAL CAVE
1185
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,040
WHERE WE FIND THE KEY
THAT SETS US FREE, RIGHT?
1186
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,520
- WRONG.
- RIGHT.
1187
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,120
- WRONG.
- RIGHT.
1188
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,240
- IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
1189
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,320
- [laughs]
1190
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,480
IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
1191
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,080
HA, YOU SEE,
IT'S EASY, IT'S--
1192
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,840
WAIT A MINUTE.
1193
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,240
YOU SAID PIECE OF CAKE?
1194
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,400
- PIECE OF CAKE.
1195
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,320
- ARE THERE NASTY THINGS
ON THE OTHER SIDE?
1196
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,600
- NO, NOT AT ALL.
1197
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,480
[chuckles]
NONE, NONE, NONE.
1198
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,680
NO, NO.
1199
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,200
- OH, CRUD.
1200
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,760
- WELL, YOU ALL SEEM
TO HAVE FAILED THE TEST.
1201
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,240
SO GO ON.
1202
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,400
FIND THE GOLDEN KEY.
1203
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,600
ENJOY.
1204
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,880
- THANK YOU?
1205
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,960
- THANK ME.
1206
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,040
- DID YOU SEE WHAT HE--
HE--
1207
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,120
HE SAID "DON'T."
1208
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,640
IT'S NOT A--
IT'S--
1209
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,240
- SO LONG.
1210
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,000
♪ NO, WE HAVE SOME BANANAS
1211
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,280
- HEY, WE GOT TO GO LEFT.
1212
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,600
- [scoffs]
IT'S NOT THE WAY, JACK.
1213
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:12,560
THIS WAY.
1214
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,520
- NO. NO.
1215
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,440
HE SAID,
"DON'T GO LEFT."
1216
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,200
AND IF HE SAYS
DON'T GO LEFT,
1217
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,760
WE GO LEFT
BECAUSE IT'S OPPOSITE DAY.
1218
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,720
- I'M SORRY.
1219
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,960
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
1220
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,280
BESIDES, MAYBE IT'S
BE TOTALLY HONEST DAY
1221
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,640
OR TRICK THE IDIOT DAY.
1222
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,120
LOOK, JACK,
IT'S DANGEROUS IN HERE.
1223
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,680
AND DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO TRUST YOUR LIFE TO A CHICKEN?
1224
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:34,520
- HEY.
1225
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,400
- COME ON.
1226
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,920
- NO, WAIT, WAIT.
HERE.
1227
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,040
LET'S SEE
WHAT THE BOOK SAYS.
1228
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,040
HERE.
1229
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,840
"THE TRIO HEADED
INTO THE MAZE
1230
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,680
UNCERTAIN
OF WHAT LAY AHEAD."
1231
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:55,800
OH, THIS IS NOT TIME
FOR A CLIFF-HANGER.
1232
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,320
- [clucking]
1233
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:02,200
- OH, I REALLY DON'T NEED
THAT GUY RIGHT NOW.
1234
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,240
- HAVE A NICE DAY.
NOT.
1235
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,920
[laughs]
1236
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,520
- OKAY,
WHAT'S WITH THE BOOK?
1237
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,360
- IT'S MY STORY.
1238
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,120
- YOU HAVE YOUR OWN STORY?
1239
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,320
- WELL, YEAH.
1240
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,680
- YOU MEAN, IT RECORDS
EVERYTHING YOU DO,
1241
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,400
EVERYONE YOU MEET
AND WHAT THEY DO AND STUFF?
1242
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,160
- OH, FOLLOW ME.
1243
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,920
I'M THE CUTE GIRL.
1244
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,840
I'M LITTLE MISS PERFECT.
1245
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,400
I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
1246
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,560
I'LL SAVE YOU
FROM PILLOWS
1247
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,400
AND MAKE EVERYONE PUKE.
1248
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,120
- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
1249
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,600
- I DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM.
1250
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:39,760
I'M PERFECT.
I'M MR. PERFECT.
1251
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,040
- HERE WE GO.
1252
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,480
"AS THEY TRAVELED
THE MAZE,
1253
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,960
"GRAYSON WAS FILLED
WITH ENVIOUS THOUGHTS
1254
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,680
"AND BURNING
WITH JEALOUSY
1255
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:49,960
"EVEN THOUGH HE HAD EATEN
1256
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,840
MOST OF THE PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICHES."
1257
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,800
- FIRST OF ALL,
I ONLY HAD THREE.
1258
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,800
- FOUR.
1259
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,960
- ALL RIGHT,
FOUR AT THE MOST.
1260
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,200
BUT WHAT POINT OF VIEW
IS THAT BOOK TAKING?
1261
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:02,800
LOOK,
IF SHE'S SO WONDERFUL,
1262
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,320
HOW COME SHE DOESN'T HAVE
HER OWN STORY?
1263
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,160
WHY DOES SHE
HAVE TO BE IN OURS?
1264
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,040
- MAYBE SHE'S
THE PLUCKY SIDEKICK.
1265
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,720
- I'M THE PLUCKY SIDEKICK!
1266
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,440
- MAYBE I'M THE HERO.
1267
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,000
- MAYBE SHE'S THE BAD GUY
IN DISGUISE.
1268
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,320
- WHAT?
1269
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,280
- MAYBE SHE'S THE BAD--
1270
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,240
- [shushes]
1271
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,280
- I'M NOT THE BAD GUY.
1272
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,200
- SEE, THAT'S WHAT
BAD GUYS ALWAYS SAY,
1273
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,000
AND THEN THEY FOLLOW IT UP
BY GOING,
1274
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,880
"I'M REALLY NOT."
1275
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,360
- I'M REALLY NOT.
1276
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,480
- SEE?
1277
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,920
- [sighs]
1278
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,480
- SHE COULD BE LEADING US
INTO A TRAP.
1279
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,360
- WHAT?
1280
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,040
- I WON'T LEAVE HER.
1281
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,000
- OKAY, WE--
WE GET IT, JACK.
1282
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,840
YOU'RE NOT LIKE
YOUR FATHER,
1283
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,600
AND--AND MAYBE
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
1284
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,600
YOU SEE, EVERY HERO
HAS A TRAGIC FLAW
1285
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,520
THAT LEADS HIM TO DEFEAT.
1286
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,720
HAMLET WAS ALL
FLIPPY-FLOPPY.
1287
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,840
ACHILLES HAD THE FOOT THING,
1288
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:02,560
AND YOU'RE TRYING SO HARD
NOT TO BE YOUR FATHER
1289
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,600
THAT YOU'RE GONNA FAIL.
1290
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,640
- I'M NOT A FAILURE.
1291
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,280
COME ON, JILLIAN,
LET'S GO.
1292
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,480
- I-I DIDN'T--
I--WAIT.
1293
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,440
[wind rushing]
1294
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,600
- OVER HERE.
1295
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,280
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
1296
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,480
WHAT WAS THAT?
1297
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,440
- JACK.
1298
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,960
- IT'S NOTHING.
1299
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,200
FOLLOW ME.
1300
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,240
- NO, NO.
JUST LOOK.
1301
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,960
[whimpering]
1302
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,080
- THIS WAY.
1303
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,400
- HEY, WAIT UP.
1304
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,720
[coughing]
1305
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,880
WHAT--WHAT IS THIS?
1306
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,880
- MMM.
1307
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,960
JACK. JACK. JACK.
1308
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,600
[coughing]
1309
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,320
TRAPPED.
1310
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,400
WE HAVE YOU.
1311
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,480
- OH, CRUD.
1312
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,440
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1313
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,200
- JACK...
1314
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,480
TRAPPED.
1315
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,560
- COME ON.
LET'S GO BACK.
1316
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,520
- JACK...
1317
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,920
WE HAVE YOU.
1318
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,040
STAY, JACK.
1319
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,800
JOIN US.
1320
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,280
- WHOA!
1321
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,440
- [whimpers]
NO!
1322
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,880
NOT ME!
1323
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:24,560
[yelling]
1324
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,520
JACK!
1325
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,280
TRY AND GET OUT.
1326
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,560
- IT'S TOO STRONG FOR US.
1327
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,200
- WE HAVE YOU.
1328
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,480
JACK...
1329
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,000
- THE BOOK.
THROW ME THE BOOK.
1330
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,240
- WHAT?
1331
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,680
- THROW ME THE BOOK.
1332
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,960
IF I RIP OUT THE PAGES,
1333
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,240
WE CAN START OVER.
1334
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,720
- JACK, YOU CAN'T.
1335
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,400
- THE BOOK, NOW!
1336
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,560
- JACK.
1337
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,080
IT'S THE GLUE
TO EVERYTHING.
1338
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,400
- THROW IT!
1339
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,960
AH, GOT IT.
1340
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,640
- NO!
1341
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,120
[echoing rumbling]
1342
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,600
- JACK...
1343
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,520
OVER HERE.
1344
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,160
JACK.
1345
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,720
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
1346
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,000
- IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
1347
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,360
WE SHOULD CAMP
FOR THE NIGHT.
1348
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,920
THIS WAY.
1349
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,400
- [growls]
1350
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,000
YEAH, LIKE,
I'M SURE THAT WAY'S SAFE.
1351
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,880
[acoustic guitar music]
1352
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:39,840
♪
1353
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,640
- WHAT ARE YOU?
1354
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,840
all: LUMBERJACKS!
1355
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,200
- AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
1356
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,240
all: CHOP!
1357
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,320
[cheers and applause]
1358
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,280
- WHAT ARE YOU?
1359
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,440
all: LUMBERJACKS.
1360
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,560
- YES, AND WHAT
DO YOU DO?
1361
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,520
all: CHOP!
1362
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,160
- OH, WHAT ARE YOU?
1363
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,120
all: LUMBERJACKS.
1364
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:12,840
- AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
1365
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,160
all: CHOP!
1366
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,040
- EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
1367
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,280
MORNING, FELLAS.
1368
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:18,920
UM, ACTUALLY,
I DON'T CHOP.
1369
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,680
- OH, WHAT?
1370
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,280
- NO, I'VE ALWAYS REALLY
RATHER LIKED TREES,
1371
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,520
THEIR BARKY GOODNESS,
THEIR LEAFY FOLIAGE.
1372
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,040
- WE'RE RATHER
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.
1373
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,280
- I NEVER WANTED
TO BE A LUMBERJACK, ANYWAY.
1374
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,080
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO SOMETHING
DIFFERENT WITH MY LIFE.
1375
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,840
- WELL, WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO BE?
1376
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,240
- I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE...
1377
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,760
- WHAT?
WHAT?
1378
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:40,720
- I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE...
1379
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,200
- SAY IT, MAN.
1380
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,400
- A PET STORE OWNER.
1381
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,800
- WHAT?
1382
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,320
- YES.
HUGGABLE DOGS, HAMSTERS,
1383
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,880
LITTLE RABBITS,
A NORWEGIAN BLUE PARROT.
1384
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:52,880
- A NORWEGIAN BLUE PARROT?
1385
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,040
- GOT BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE.
1386
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,000
- GET RID OF HIM!
1387
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,200
- ANTEATERS?
1388
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,240
- ♪ WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
1389
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,440
♪ WE SHALL,
WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED ♪
1390
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,360
- OH, WHAT IS IT NOW?
1391
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:05,280
- ♪ WE SHALL,
WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED ♪
1392
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:09,360
♪ WE SHALL,
WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED ♪
1393
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:13,520
- [screams lightly]
1394
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,040
THAT'S IT,
THE IRON GATE,
1395
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,560
JUST LIKE THE OPPOSITE GUY
DIDN'T SAY.
1396
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,800
- YEAH.
1397
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,120
GOOD JOB GETTING US HERE.
1398
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,480
[latches clanking]
1399
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,680
IT'S DARK.
1400
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,240
COME ON.
1401
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,360
HELLO?
1402
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,280
HELLO?
ANYBODY HERE?
1403
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,320
- IT'S A 3-INCH DOOR.
1404
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:50,000
WHO BUILDS A 3-INCH DOOR?
1405
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,640
- GRAYSON,
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
1406
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,640
[thud,
rock clatters]
1407
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,840
- OW!
1408
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,320
WHO TURNED OFF
THE LIGHTS?
1409
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,600
HOLD ON.
1410
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,160
I SAW THIS ONCE
IN AN INFOMERCIAL.
1411
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,120
[claps twice]
1412
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,720
- JILLIAN,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1413
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,200
- OH, GREAT.
TWO KEYS.
1414
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,280
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE
TWO KEYS.
1415
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,480
THEY CAN'T MAKE IT EASY,
1416
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,200
LIKE HAVE
ONE KEY THERE
1417
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,600
AND A SIGN THAT SAYS,
"TAKE THIS KEY."
1418
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,240
WELL, LET'S SEE.
1419
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,320
OPPOSITE GUY SAID,
"TAKE THE GOLDEN KEY."
1420
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,040
SO IT'S EASY.
WE TAKE--NO.
1421
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,640
IT'S OPPOSITE GUY,
SO THAT MEANS IT'S OPPOSITE.
1422
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,320
THEREFORE
WE TAKE THE SILVER KEY,
1423
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,680
'CAUSE HE SAID
THE GOLDEN KEY,
1424
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,800
AND WE COULD TAKE THAT,
1425
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:36,040
BUT I GUESS THAT MEANS
SOMETHING ELSE.
1426
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,600
YOU UNDERSTAND?
1427
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:41,160
- NOT REALLY.
1428
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,240
BUT JILLIAN SAID
TAKE THE GOLDEN KEY, RIGHT?
1429
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:45,560
- OH, YEAH.
1430
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,480
AND JILLIAN'S YOUR FRIEND.
1431
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:53,720
- [sighs]
1432
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,880
- JACK!
1433
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,640
[screaming]
1434
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,240
[crashing]
1435
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,360
[coughing]
1436
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,320
- OW.
1437
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,280
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1438
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,720
[coughing]
1439
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,080
- OH,
THESE ARE STRONG BARS.
1440
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,160
YEAH,
GREAT CRAFTSMANSHIP.
1441
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,160
DON'T WORRY.
1442
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,240
WE'LL NEVER
GET OUT OF HERE.
1443
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,280
[footsteps booming]
1444
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,360
- FEE, FI, FO, FUM.
1445
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,080
I SMELL THE BLOOD
OF AN ENGLISHMAN.
1446
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,400
- [whimpers]
1447
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,680
- YOU'RE THE GIANT.
1448
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,440
- WELL, TECHNICALLY,
I'M NOT ENGLISH OR A MAN.
1449
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,440
I'M A TUFTED ROMAN,
1450
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:39,200
AND I THINK I MAY BE
1/4 ITALIAN ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE.
1451
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,720
- [grunts]
- [screams]
1452
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,200
[egg clinks]
1453
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,880
- HMM.
1454
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:44,840
- GRAYSON.
1455
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,240
- WHAT?
1456
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,600
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN SCARED AND--
1457
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,880
OH.
1458
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,280
- WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
1459
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,440
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS THAT?
1460
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:57,560
- [sniffs]
1461
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,960
- YOU MIGHT WANT
TO RINSE THAT OFF.
1462
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,200
- [slurping]
1463
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,160
MMM.
1464
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,480
all: EW!
1465
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,400
- GROSS!
1466
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,600
- 14 CARATS.
1467
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,760
- FROM ME?
1468
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,800
AND I'M ON
A LOW FIBER DIET.
1469
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,440
- HMM.
1470
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,040
- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A GUY.
1471
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,440
- I AM A GUY.
1472
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,720
- GUYS CAN'T LAY EGGS.
1473
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,200
- WELL, TAKE A GANDER.
1474
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:19,520
- OOH.
1475
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,440
A SWAN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS,
DOBBYTOK.
1476
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,280
- I'M A GOOSE,
A GOOSE.
1477
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:25,360
- GET HIM.
1478
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,520
- OKAY.
1479
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,680
COME HERE.
1480
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,040
[chuckles]
1481
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,000
COME ON.
1482
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,360
- LET HIM GO!
1483
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,560
- DID YOU REALLY THINK
YOU COULD BEAT ME,
1484
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,280
A LITTLE NOBODY LIKE YOU?
1485
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,840
- [chuckles]
1486
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,280
- JUST WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, BOY?
1487
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:50,800
NOW WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1488
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,200
- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
DOG BREATH.
1489
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,640
- AH, HE DOESN'T KNOW.
1490
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,800
- HE DOESN'T KNOW.
1491
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,440
HE DOESN'T KNOW.
[chuckles]
1492
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,200
- KNOW WHAT?
1493
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:06,240
- [laughs]
1494
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:10,600
- JACK,
I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
1495
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:16,600
- YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE
JUST LIKE YOU PROMISED.
1496
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,320
- YOU SET US UP.
1497
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,240
- [chuckles]
1498
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,480
- I DID, BUT--
- COME ON, YOU.
1499
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,360
- I HAD
A REALLY GOOD REASON.
1500
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,560
I REALLY DID.
1501
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,520
JUST LISTEN TO ME.
1502
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,000
PLEASE, JACK.
1503
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,000
PLEASE!
1504
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,200
- NIGHTY-NIGHT.
1505
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,600
- JACK.
JACK!
1506
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,000
- IN YOU GET,
DUCKY.
1507
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,480
[chuckles]
1508
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,680
LOCK THE DOOR.
HMM.
1509
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,240
- WAIT.
1510
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,600
- I DID WHAT YOU ASKED.
1511
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,760
- WE HAD A DEAL.
1512
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,800
YOU BRING ME JACK,
1513
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,600
AND I GIVE YOU
YOUR FATHER.
1514
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:15,440
AND I AM A GIANT
OF MY WORD.
1515
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,680
DOBBYTOK.
1516
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,640
- COMING.
1517
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,160
[armor clanking]
1518
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,120
YES, BOSS?
1519
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,960
- GET THE FATHER.
1520
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,560
- OH, YEAH, FATHER.
WILL DO.
1521
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,040
YES, I'LL GET
THE FATHER.
1522
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:37,800
- MM.
1523
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,080
- [chuckles]
1524
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,960
HELLO.
1525
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,040
- NO FATHER?
1526
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,360
- NO. NO.
1527
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:47,320
- TRICKED YOU.
1528
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,040
THE OLD FOOL ESCAPED
MONTHS AGO,
1529
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,360
FOUND AN ESCAPE ROUTE
TO THE WORLD BELOW.
1530
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,560
HE GOT AWAY,
1531
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,440
BUT I CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER
WHO HELPED HIM.
1532
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,680
AND GUESS WHAT?
1533
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,480
NOW I HAVE HIS DAUGHTER.
1534
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,880
- NO, NO, NO!
LET GO OF ME.
1535
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,360
- TAKE HER AWAY.
1536
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,720
- WE HAD A DEAL,
GIANT.
1537
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,040
- OH, BOO-HOO.
- YOU LIED!
1538
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,320
YOU LIED TO ME!
1539
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,280
GET OFF OF ME.
1540
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,760
- [laughs]
1541
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,480
- NO!
- TAKE HER.
1542
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,040
- NO, YOU LIED!
1543
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,720
YOU'RE A LIAR.
1544
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,240
GET OFF OF ME,
YOU BIG, GREEN IDIOT.
1545
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:24,000
- [yawns]
1546
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,640
- WE HAVE TO GET RID
OF THE BEANSTALK
1547
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,320
SO THE TERROR UP THERE
DOES NOT COME DOWN HERE.
1548
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,640
CHOP AROUND HER.
1549
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:30,960
THAT'S RIGHT.
CHOP.
1550
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,560
[all chanting]
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!
1551
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,640
- [sighs]
1552
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:47,760
HELLO?
1553
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,520
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
1554
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,160
HELLO?
1555
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,120
[groans]
IT'S NO USE.
1556
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,680
[booming noise]
1557
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,320
[metal squeaking]
1558
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,680
- GET OFF OF ME.
1559
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,640
- COME ON, BLONDIE.
1560
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,600
- GET OFF OF ME!
1561
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:21,240
- OH, YEAH.
HERE YOU ARE.
1562
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,400
GET IN THERE.
1563
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:26,120
LOCK THE DOOR.
1564
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:30,000
BYE-BYE.
1565
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,720
[whistles cheerfully]
1566
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,600
- JACK, I--
1567
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,520
- DON'T.
1568
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,400
- [sighs]
BUT I REALLY WANT TO EXPLAIN--
1569
01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:55,520
- JUST SHUT UP, OKAY?
1570
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:00,960
- [whimpers]
1571
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,640
- LAY ANOTHER EGG.
1572
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:08,840
- [grunting]
1573
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,720
- LAY ANOTHER EGG.
1574
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,400
- LOOK, MAYBE IT WAS
A ONE-TIME DEAL.
1575
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,520
WE--WE CAN TRY
THE LAMAZE METHOD.
1576
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,600
YOU KNOW...
[panting]
1577
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,840
ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORT.
1578
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,040
[panting]
1579
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,400
ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORT.
1580
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:24,680
- JUST DO IT!
1581
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:25,760
- [screams]
1582
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,480
[egg clinks]
1583
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,440
- HMM.
1584
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:38,040
HMM.
BULLION.
1585
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,360
GOOD.
1586
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,080
AH.
1587
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,440
- LOOK.
1588
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:53,720
JACK, I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
1589
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,080
IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHY.
1590
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,600
- YOU'RE THE GIANT'S LACKEY.
1591
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,920
THAT'S WHAT LACKEYS DO.
1592
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,360
- I'M NOT A LACKEY.
1593
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,080
- HA.
1594
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:34,360
"ONCE UPON A TIME,
1595
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:38,040
"THERE WAS A GIRL
NAMED JILLIAN
1596
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:44,040
"WHO WANTED TO BE
THE GREATEST HERO OF ALL TIME.
1597
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:50,800
BUT HER FATHER WAS CAPTURED
BY AN EVIL GIANT."
1598
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:55,400
- I'D DO WHATEVER I HAD
TO SAVE MY FATHER.
1599
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:59,360
I DIDN'T CARE HOW I DID IT
OR WHO I HURT.
1600
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:08,120
AND NOW I SEE THAT THERE'S JUST
SO MUCH MORE TO BEING A HERO
1601
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,240
THAN JUST WHAT YOU DO.
1602
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:15,200
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
1603
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,680
RIGHT.
1604
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:20,640
- WAIT.
1605
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,840
- NO.
1606
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:24,320
I'D RATHER BE
ANYTHING IN YOUR STORY
1607
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:28,360
THAN A HERO IN MY OWN.
1608
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,480
[water splashes]
1609
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,160
- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
DONE THAT.
1610
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:34,040
NOW MY STORY
WON'T BE TOLD.
1611
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,880
I FAILED.
1612
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,320
- JACK,
A HERO IS ONLY A FAILURE
1613
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,680
IF YOU END THEIR STORY
TOO SOON.
1614
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,120
I WANT TO HELP YOU
AND VERRI SADDIUS.
1615
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,680
THEN I'LL GO DOWN
THAT BEANSTALK,
1616
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:53,480
AND I'LL SEARCH
FOR MY FATHER.
1617
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,000
WHAT DO YOU SAY, JACK?
1618
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,280
- OKAY.
1619
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,800
LET'S DO IT.
1620
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,720
- OKAY.
1621
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:08,640
SO OKAY.
1622
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,680
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TRY
TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
1623
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:12,920
[sighs]
1624
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,120
WE'RE GONNA NEED
TO FIND SOMETHING
1625
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:15,120
TO PICK THE LOCK, OKAY?
1626
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,080
- OKAY.
1627
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:25,600
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1628
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:29,000
- DID YOU FIND SOMETHING?
1629
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,880
IT'S A FAMILY CREST.
1630
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:36,040
DO YOU KNOW IT?
1631
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,080
- DAD.
1632
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,840
- THAT'S MY FAMILY CREST.
1633
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,920
- WHAT?
1634
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,200
- THE OLD FOOL
ESCAPED MONTHS AGO,
1635
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,440
FOUND AN ESCAPE ROUTE
TO THE WORLD BELOW.
1636
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,760
HE GOT AWAY,
1637
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,280
BUT I CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER
WHO HELPED HIM.
1638
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,280
[echoing] CRUSHED THE OTHER
PRISONER WHO HELPED HIM.
1639
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,000
CRUSHED THE OTHER PRISONER
WHO HELPED HIM.
1640
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:21,000
[faintly] CRUSHED THE OTHER
PRISONER WHO HELPED HIM.
1641
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:25,640
JACK.
1642
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:29,320
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER.
1643
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,400
[sobs]
1644
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:34,120
HE REALLY WAS A HERO.
1645
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:39,480
BUT HE'S GONE NOW.
1646
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,400
AND I'M SO SORRY.
1647
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,480
JACK, I'M SO SORRY.
1648
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,160
- NO.
1649
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,880
NO.
1650
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,520
THE GIANT?
1651
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,520
- [sniffles] YEAH.
1652
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,640
- [sobs]
1653
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:20,680
- WHAT'S THIS?
1654
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:23,520
- I COMPLETELY
FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
1655
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,920
WE CAN USE THE WIRE FROM THIS
TO PICK THE LOCK.
1656
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,880
- COOL.
1657
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,840
- YOU DON'T THINK...
1658
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:44,600
- WHAT?
1659
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:45,640
[lock clicks]
1660
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,800
both: WEIRD.
1661
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,000
[gate creaks open]
1662
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,880
[unearthly vocalizing]
1663
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,600
- COME ON.
1664
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,480
[shushes]
1665
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,560
- JACK.
1666
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,960
JACK.
1667
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,520
- [shushes]
1668
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,760
ARE YOU OKAY?
1669
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,040
- YEAH.
ARE YOU OKAY?
1670
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,360
- YEAH.
1671
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,880
- LOOK, IT'S--
IT'S LOCKED.
1672
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,840
YOU BETTER TRY TO GET OUT
WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
1673
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,160
- THE KEY.
1674
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,480
- I'M NOT LEAVING YOU.
1675
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,920
- JACK,
FOR THE LAST TIME,
1676
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,400
YOU'RE NOT YOUR FATHER.
1677
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:40,480
- I AM.
1678
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,520
[giant snoring]
1679
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:50,960
WHAT?
1680
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,840
[giant belches]
1681
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,360
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
1682
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,040
- I STOLE IT.
1683
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,720
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
1684
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,320
I GUESS
I REALLY AM THE BAD GUY.
1685
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,920
[soft laughter]
1686
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,240
[lock clicking]
1687
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:22,040
- SEE, JACK,
I TOLD YOU SHE WAS THE BAD GUY.
1688
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:25,320
- YEAH, BUT I'M THE BAD GUY
WITH THE HEART OF GOLD.
1689
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,560
- WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE
A HEART OF GOLD,
1690
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:28,720
BUT LOOK AT MY--
1691
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,800
- OKAY.
TIME TO GO.
1692
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,080
- ALL RIGHT.
[mumbles]
1693
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,600
OKAY.
1694
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:34,120
- THIS WAY.
1695
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:35,520
- NO,
THE GIANT'S OVER THERE.
1696
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:36,920
WE CAN GET OUT
THERE.
1697
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,160
- BUT I GOT TO GET THE HARP.
1698
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,480
IT'S MY QUEST,
REMEMBER?
1699
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,560
- GIVE ME A CALL TOMORROW.
1700
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,760
- NO.
1701
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,920
NOW.
1702
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,880
- [whimpers]
1703
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:49,320
- THAT WAY.
THAT WAY.
1704
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,920
- JACK.
1705
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:58,840
[vocalizing continues]
1706
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,560
- [shushes]
1707
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:01,640
- WHAT?
1708
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,920
- NO, NOT YOU.
1709
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,480
KEEP--KEEP PLAYING.
1710
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:08,440
[unearthly vocalizing]
1711
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,200
I'M GOING TO GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, OKAY?
1712
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:19,760
- HMM-MM.
1713
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:24,840
I GOT AN IDEA.
1714
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,240
- WHAT?
1715
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,600
HEROES HAVE TO EAT TOO,
RIGHT?
1716
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,680
OH, AND WE CAN DO THE WHOLE,
"STEAL FROM THE RICH
1717
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,800
AND GIVE TO THE POOR" THING,
OKAY?
1718
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:38,200
- OKAY.
1719
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,760
[coins jingling]
1720
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:44,440
[giant snores]
1721
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,440
- [grumbles]
1722
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,120
- [shushes]
1723
01:17:58,160 --> 01:17:59,880
- [mouthing words]
1724
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:03,400
- GOING SOMEWHERE?
1725
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:05,680
- OH!
1726
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:06,760
- DUCK!
1727
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,200
- I KEEP TELLING YOU.
I'M NOT A--
1728
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,360
clang!
1729
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,360
OH, YOU MEANT THAT
I SHOULD HAVE DUCKED.
1730
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,360
YES.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1731
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,200
QUICK.
WE NEED SOMETHING TO THROW.
1732
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,200
- YOU'RE NOT THROWING ME
THERE.
1733
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,200
- NOT YOU,
YOUR EGGS.
1734
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,560
- I CAN'T
JUST PRODUCE AN EGG.
1735
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,640
IT ONLY HAPPENS
WHEN I'M SCARED.
1736
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:21,840
- PATE!
1737
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:22,640
- [screams]
[egg clanks]
1738
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:23,600
- GRAVY!
1739
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,320
- [screams]
[egg clanks]
1740
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:26,920
- OH, ME HEAD.
1741
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,920
- [grunts]
1742
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,520
- [moans]
1743
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:31,480
MOMMY.
1744
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,120
- FEE, FI, FO, FUM.
1745
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:37,040
I SMELL--
AH!
1746
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,680
WHOA!
1747
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,280
- NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME TO RUN!
1748
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,240
- GO!
1749
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,400
- HEAD FOR THE BEANSTALK!
1750
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:44,320
[shouting]
1751
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,000
- COME ON!
1752
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,200
COME ON!
1753
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,080
- COME ON!
1754
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:50,080
- [whimpering]
1755
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,000
HURRY, JACK.
1756
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:55,880
JACK!
1757
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,400
- [grunts]
1758
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:01,040
COME BACK HERE.
1759
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,480
- COME ON.
1760
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:05,440
HURRY!
1761
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:06,360
- [panting]
1762
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,600
- WAIT. WAIT.
1763
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,320
DID YOU TIE
HIS BOOTS TOGETHER?
1764
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:13,160
- WELL, I HAD HELP.
THUMBS.
1765
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,680
[laughter]
1766
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,280
- COME ON.
1767
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,040
HURRY.
1768
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,600
HERE.
1769
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,800
TAKE MY HAND.
1770
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,640
- [screaming]
1771
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,840
- COME BACK!
1772
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,560
YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE.
1773
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,280
[footsteps booming]
1774
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:33,080
- [shouts]
1775
01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:35,440
- [faintly] WAIT.
WHERE DID YOU GO?
1776
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,160
HE'S COMING!
OH!
1777
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,200
- KEEP GOING.
1778
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,520
- BRING ME BACK
MY HARP.
1779
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:46,960
[faint shouting]
1780
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,640
- START CLIMBING.
1781
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,080
- HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
1782
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,520
- LET'S GO.
1783
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,440
- JACK.
JACK!
1784
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:58,120
- HURRY, HURRY.
1785
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,720
[grunting]
1786
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:01,840
- YOU OKAY, GRAYSON?
1787
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,640
- YEP!
1788
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,040
HURRY!
1789
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,000
I CAN HEAR HIM!
1790
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,560
- KEEP GOING.
1791
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:11,760
[axes chopping]
1792
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,520
- DO.
- DO.
1793
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:13,720
- CHOP.
1794
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,560
- GRAYSON.
JACK!
1795
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,000
- KEEP GOING.
1796
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:17,520
- THEY'RE CHOPPING
THE BEANSTALK DOWN.
1797
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,680
- CHOP, COME ON.
1798
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,680
- FEE, FI, FO, FUM.
1799
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:25,040
I SMELL THE BLOOD
OF AN ENGLISHMAN.
1800
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,880
BE YE LIVE
OR BE YE DEAD,
1801
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:33,400
I'LL CRUSH YOUR BONES
TO MAKE MY BREAD.
1802
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:34,520
- OH, DEAR!
1803
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:35,760
CHOP FASTER.
1804
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,280
CHOP FASTER!
GO!
1805
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,160
GO, CHOP!
OH, DEAR.
1806
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,560
- JACK, HURRY UP.
1807
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,400
- [grunts]
1808
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,160
- PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT.
1809
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,840
HURRY.
1810
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,040
- GRAYSON!
1811
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:54,160
- WE'RE GOING
GOOD-BYE NOW.
1812
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,360
- FASTER.
GET IT!
1813
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,040
CHOP, CHOP!
1814
01:20:58,080 --> 01:20:59,520
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP FASTER!
1815
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,160
- MOM, MOM!
- JACK?
1816
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,120
- IT'S ME.
1817
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,480
STOP CUTTING.
IT'S JACK.
1818
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,160
- JACK!
JACK!
1819
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,280
- NO,
YOU CAN'T GO UP THERE.
1820
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:07,640
IT'S FAR TOO DANGEROUS.
1821
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,360
- HEY, MISTER,
OFF THE BADONKADONK.
1822
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,320
- OH.
1823
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,240
[stalk creaking]
1824
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:15,680
[shouting]
1825
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:16,720
- UH-OH.
1826
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,640
[stalk creaks]
1827
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:22,320
[screaming]
1828
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,680
crash!
1829
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,480
[coughing]
1830
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,480
- ARE THEY ALL RIGHT?
1831
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,160
- YOU OKAY?
- YOU OKAY?
1832
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,160
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1833
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,920
- OH.
- YEAH.
1834
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:34,680
- IS EVERYBODY OKAY?
1835
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:35,840
- MOM?
1836
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,680
- GOOD JOB.
1837
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:37,880
- MOM!
1838
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,760
- JACK! OH! JACK!
1839
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,120
YOU'RE OKAY.
1840
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:42,680
OH, I WAS SO WORRIED.
1841
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:43,920
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1842
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,560
- I'M FINE, MOM.
1843
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,480
- DADDY!
1844
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:06,440
DADDY.
1845
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,400
- WELL, WELL.
1846
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:13,080
MR. THATCHER JR.
1847
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,800
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
1848
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,000
- I KNOW.
1849
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:18,200
- MM-HMM.
1850
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,120
- YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO SHOW ME
1851
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,520
BEFORE I GIVE YOU
YOUR FINAL GRADE?
1852
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:35,160
[chuckles]
1853
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,800
[laughs]
1854
01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:42,840
OH, DEAR.
1855
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:43,920
[gasps]
1856
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,280
- GRANDFATHER!
GRANDFATHER!
1857
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,680
- OH!
OH!
1858
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,200
OH, MY ANGEL.
1859
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,520
OH, YOU'RE HERE.
YOU'RE BACK TO ME.
1860
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:56,400
[laughs]
1861
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:57,760
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
1862
01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:00,640
OH, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
1863
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:03,400
- I'M NOT SURPRISED.
1864
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:07,080
I GUESS THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL
TOO FAR FROM THE TREE.
1865
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,000
- HE LET US DOWN AGAIN.
1866
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,520
- EXCUSE ME.
1867
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,840
- HUH?
1868
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,000
[gasps]
1869
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,120
YOU.
YOU--YOU'RE--
1870
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,360
LANCELOT SQUAREJAW,
1871
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,720
WINNER
OF THE HEROES,
1872
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:26,640
CHALLENGED MORE TIMES
THAN ANYONE.
1873
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:28,000
- HE STILL LOOKS GOOD.
1874
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:30,880
- YOU SEE, MY LIFE WAS SAVED
BY A TRUE HERO,
1875
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,160
DANIEL THATCHER.
1876
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,120
- DANIEL THA--
1877
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:37,960
- HE SACRIFICED
HIS LIFE FOR MINE,
1878
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,720
BUT BECAUSE OF
THE INJURIES I SUSTAINED,
1879
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,680
IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME
1880
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,440
TO SAVE DESTINY
OR MY OWN DAUGHTER,
1881
01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:50,880
AND SO I TURNED FOR HELP TO
THE GREATEST HERO I COULD FIND,
1882
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:51,920
HIS SON.
1883
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,040
[crowd gasps]
1884
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:55,040
- HIS FATHER WOULD BE PROUD.
1885
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,520
- IT'S TRUE.
1886
01:23:56,560 --> 01:24:00,280
THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL
FAR FROM THE TREE.
1887
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,920
- [gasps]
1888
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,320
- YOU'RE A HERO, JACK.
1889
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:10,080
- AND, UM, WHAT'S THAT WORD
I'M LOOKING FOR?
1890
01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:15,920
IT STARTS WITH A "P,"
"P."
1891
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:17,960
ANYONE?
1892
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,800
- PROOF.
1893
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,920
- [laughs]
1894
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:26,440
AH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
READ THIS.
1895
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:36,320
- "ONCE UPON A TIME,
1896
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:41,000
"THERE WAS A BOY
NAMED JACK
1897
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:45,640
"WHOSE INITIATIVE,
PERSEVERANCE,
1898
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:51,000
AND SACRIFICE
MADE HIM A TRUE HERO."
1899
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:52,680
- THIS WAS GREAT!
1900
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,200
- AND NOW WITH
THE HELP OF THESE,
1901
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:56,680
OH, WHAT DO YOU
CALL THEM?
1902
01:24:56,720 --> 01:25:01,440
OH, YES, THUMBS,
OPPOSABLE THUMBS...
1903
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,280
AHEM.
1904
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:10,120
- PLEASE. PLEASE.
1905
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,280
PLEASE.
1906
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:20,640
- OH.
1907
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,600
[cheers and applause]
1908
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:22,920
- HIP HIP HOORAY, JACK!
1909
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,400
HIP HIP HOORAY!
1910
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:26,160
all: HIP HIP HOORAY.
1911
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:27,480
HIP HIP HOORAY.
1912
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,960
- THE SAVIOR OF US ALL.
1913
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000
- I HELPED HIM.
I DID EVERYTHING.
1914
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:35,160
- UP, PICK HIM UP!
1915
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,040
[joyous instrumental music]
1916
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:45,720
♪
1917
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:23,120
[lively instrumental music]
1918
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:31,080
♪
1919
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:28,040
[metal clanking]
1920
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:31,200
- MOMMY?
1921
01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:36,000
[yawns]
1922
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:38,680
HELLO?
1923
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:40,840
HELLO-OH?
1924
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:45,280
HELLO?
1925
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:47,960
HELLO?
1926
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,040
HELLO.
1927
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:53,400
HELLO?
1928
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,920
MARCO?
1929
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:58,000
HELLO?
1930
01:29:58,040 --> 01:29:59,280
HMM.
1931
01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:01,000
[sniffs]
1932
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:02,600
[groans]
1933
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:05,000
OHH.
1934
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:07,280
ME LIKEY.
1935
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,200
[laughs]
1936
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:10,400
RIGHT.
1937
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,200
FEE, FO, FI, FUM.
1938
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:16,280
I SMELL THE BLOOD
OF AN ENGLISHMAN.
1939
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:18,720
BE YE LIVE
OR BE YE DEAD,
1940
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:23,840
I'LL CRUSH YOUR BONES
TO MAKE MY BREAD.
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