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THE SCENES OF NARCO VIOLENCE ARE INSPIRED BY REALITY.

THE MONSTER HERO, UNFORTUNATELY, IS JUST A LEGEND.

What's up?

Have you seen my keys?

I've got them right here.

You motherfuckers.

See, I told you they were fags.

- Shit. - OK, assholes.

You guys are...

What the hell?

Which of the two is your cousin?

The big guy.

What's up?

I'll buy you breakfast.

Jerry, over.

Chus, can you hear me?

Somebody answer the fucking radio, shit.

What do you want, motherfucker?

He went that way.

Look for him.

Joe!

- What are you doing here? - They are coming.

This is serious, get everyone out.

Go, go, go.

Dear customers,

we need to close because there is a scorpion plague.

Miss, please.

Everybody out please, quick!

I know you're here, son of a bitch. Come out!

Come out!

Get out here, you son of a bitch!

No, no, fuck!

Shit, man, you almost killed me.

Lupe?

Good morning.

What's up, Montes? How's the intersection?

Heavy stuff.

Good thing you can do your job in peace now, right?

Those are all Armadillo's guys.

What the hell?

My cousin put them on when I left the party.

I think he's over there.

Look, we just found this.

I think he was hurt as shit.

And what about these? Did the cousin kill them or what?

No.

No, no. None of them have gunshot wounds.

No, these were killed by something else.

Hey, Mr. Mayor.

I think this is getting out of hand.

Should we call Major Garza?

Major Garza my ass.

No one here was killed by something, got it?

They killed each other, as usual,

as the bullets prove.

They're the monsters.

So fix this mess for me, Montes.

Settling scores?

Yeah, settling scores.

Come on, let's go!

Hello?

Good morning, Mr. Governor.

Yes, yes, we're already on it.

Some rival gangs settling scores.

The same old story.

You know how it goes.

They kill each other for the money

when the only thing that matters is La Moneda, you know?

Yeah, good.

What the fuck, Montes?

Settling scores!

Well, warn me first, can't you see that I'm hungover!

Damn it!

I am hungover too.

Pass me the spicy salsa.

Thanks.

This is amazing.

No, no, no, shit.

The fuzz is coming.

Shit, how could they have found out so quickly.

You know what? I'm gonna have to hide you.

Clean yourself up.

Quick, dude! Let's go.

Fuck, Joe, you didn't even let me finish my ribs.

Shut up.

How big do you think the fucking town is?

- Quick, over here. - Where are we going?

You'll see.

Help me move this.

What's this, Joe?

I told you I don't like secrets.

Are you ready? You're gonna shit yourself.

Damn!

Your dad couldn't even find you here.

Fuck, Lupe,

you stink of dog slobber.

It's cool that you're the monster.

Come on, where are we, Joe?

I have so many questions.

Are you a werewolf?

Because if you're like a hairless dog,

I'd say you have scabies.

What's awesome is your claws.

Hold on!

What's gross are those things that move, though.

Go on, quick.

Come on, dude.

Get in.

Quick.

So, do you think you're possessed

or demonized?

A soul in pain or a spirit from the past?

Coyotes, man.

I thought it'd be a wolf.

I mean, a coyote isn't bad,

but I'd prefer a wolf.

It's not like I had a choice.

That's what I mean!

I would have chosen a wolf.

Hey, you never told me about this place before.

Could you this be witchcraft,

like the do in Catemaco?

No, no, no, it's not like that.

This is a thing from my mom's town.

Are you sure? Because those things scare me.

I'm not into that. Hey, come here.

What are you doing?

Shit, you don't even believe in God.

Just in case.

Yeah.

Dude, it's my mom.

She'll go crazy.

Come here.

Look.

Here's the bathroom and you can smoke there.

I have to go, or I'll get screwed by the police,

the narcos, or my mom. Or all three.

See you later and clean yourself up.

You smell like dog slobber.

Say it again, asshole,

because I'm one fucking second away

from shooting your...

Sit down, bitch ass.

Just in time, Montes.

Look, man.

This should interest you.

Talk, asshole.

A... monster, boss,

appeared out of nowhere in the Chinese restaurant.

A... monster!

A fucking chupacabra!

Did you hear that?

I don't know if it's a chupacabra.

But it wasn't the Chinese folks.

Don't give me that shit, Montes.

It's not shit.

I don't think the Chinaman or his mom

could rip a guy's jaw off.

This looks more like an animal...

a bear, a cougar...

Who the fuck knows!

Fuck you, Montes, that's bullshit.

There are no bears in the desert, no cougars eating spring rolls.

You think I'm an idiot?

How the fuck did they kill them?

Like savages.

Just like in the truck and on the train.

This is something else, Armadillo.

Fine.

Let me do my own investigation.

Boss,

it's not worth it.

He's a fucking kid.

Now, bitch.

Last chance.

Who's killing us?

- I swear, boss... - Who's killing us, asshole?

- A chupacabra. - Who killed my guys?

Who killed my men?

It was a... it was a fucking chupacabra...

Fucking fag.

Shut up!

The next asshole

who gives me bullshit about fucking monsters

you know what you'll get!

I'm going to send my men to collect the corpses.

Close the place for a few days.

Let it air out.

What about those prints?

Mom.

I survived by some miracle.

Captain, I honestly don't...

- What did I do? - For the money I had to pay.

You got ahead of me, ma'am.

But while we're here, whose footprints are those?

Those?

Mine.

Yours?

And what were you doing so close to the altercation?

I...

I defended myself.

I shot that thing.

What thing?

That thing!

Hey!

And what did you say that thing is?

I...

don't... I didn't see it.

There wasn't any light. I just saw a shadow.

And?

Well, I shot it.

But it ran away.

It's true!

Fine.

If I have more questions, I'll look for you, Chinaman.

I'd do it again, just in case.

Good afternoon, Mrs. Chen.

Clean this mess and do it fast.

Or you'll end up being cooked.

Why does everything happen to you?

Why is it always you?

If your father were alive!

Bring something to disinfect all this!

This fucking guy.

THE GOOD GUYS WIN

Where did that bastard come from?

He was a strange dude.

What? What, Heriberto? Spit it out.

In addition, Cisco disappeared.

- One less problem. - No, I don't think it's a good idea

to play one against the other.

Who's playing, Heriberto?

Sir, you can't go in!

Sir! Sir!

The good guys win.

Then what the fuck are we?

The bad guys or what?

No way, Cima. Welcome.

Have a seat, please.

So, Güero,

who tells more lies?

Politicians

or the press?

Who's killing off my people?

Well, who else, Cima?

You guys kill yourselves as if this were Afghanistan.

And... you don't listen to reason,

you can't sit down and have a normal conversation

without starting to decapitate.

Don't be a smug bastard.

Excuse me, Cima.

That's the truth.

I don't want to kill you ahead of time.

No sermons.

I want names.

Well, El Centro, who else, Cima?

That bastard El Tule is bad for all of us.

I have the governor breathing down my neck thanks to him.

Fucking Güero.

I'm going to ask you one more time.

Who's killing off my people?

I feel something here.

And that only happens when something isn't right.

Or when someone isn't telling me the truth.

The people on the train,

in the market,

that bastard hanging all dismembered.

No.

That fat fuck El Tule is a bad fucker.

But this...

This is something else, Güero.

Cima, I've shown you.

I haven't lied to you.

We're partners. We're... on the same side.

Please sit down.

Partners?

You've got the fucking army on me.

What? The army? No way.

That fucking Major Garza

hates me more than you do.

What did I tell you the other day, Heriberto?

Yes, just that, sir.

Lies from fucking politicians.

No, no, no, Cima.

What we have to do is get the intersection,

but the right way.

You can't be killing everything that moves,

because then we'll have trouble

with the feds and you know it.

Roads are conquered another way.

Do you know how El Tule made his mark here?

Yeah.

With migrants.

Charging to take them south to north, right?

That's what everyone believes,

but...

in order to charge,

first you have to make the path.

Look,

I have a proposal.

We're going to hold a meeting

between your people

and the new director of the transport union,

because that's where it's at.

Right there.

They say they're relatives, right?

Well, there's no better relative than money,

I think.

Of course...

Fear.

What's up, Mom?

Who do you think you are?

I'm glad you're so happy to see me.

Is my son the murderer hanging people from poles?

I don't know what you're talking about.

What's he doing here?

I asked him to come.

This has gone too far

and it's obvious you can't do it alone.

You risk everyone and you don't know it.

- What is he saying about? - You have to go with him.

Obey and prepare yourself.

- What you have is a curse. - I'm not going to go with him.

And I don't care if I have a curse.

Did you know that they attacked Kika's party

to avenge your killings?

You have to leave.

The longer it goes on,

the more dangerous it is for you and everyone else.

Please obey.

Go with your grandfather.

- My grandfather? - When you get to the village,

you will understand everything.

Come on, you have a lot to learn.

I don't care what he's saying.

I'm not leaving.

It's not just for you, José Guadalupe,

- it's for the whole town. - Listen to me, Mom!

I'm gonna figure this out, I promise.

But in my own way, OK?

I need you to do a job tonight.

No problem.

You're going to see Alfredo Barrios,

the leader of the transport union and...

also a relative of El Tule.

I'll handle it.

OK, that's all.

Miss Jenni, this is for you.

Of course.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Good afternoon.

Come in.

Come in, they were just leaving.

It's very late.

I didn't realize the time.

Hey, why are you making them leave?

I'll fix everything.

We're not used to these premium services.

And why are you closing?

They closed the store for you.

Whiskey?

Who would have thought...

Pretty woman.

Don't think I'm one of your whores.

Don't be poisonous.

Your time will come.

Leave.

I see that you like to snap your fingers,

but I'm going to clarify something.

Letting myself be wined and dined is one thing...

I'm just defending you, girl.

I know you're hard to get.

That turns me on.

So?

Have you already chosen or can I watch the show?

Show...

You better respect me.

Have you picked things out?

I'll take what I'm wearing.

Hell yeah.

You look amazing.

I'm going to take you to a nice place.

I want them to see you shine when we get there.

Go on.

We're having dinner.

A potion to make me into a bird?

Green salsa.

My English isn't very good.

It's not like you're a foreigner.

Hey,

I don't know what to call you,

should I call you...

sorcerer, warlock...

- shaman... - Aparcha.

A...

How about just Grandpa?

Thank you.

Here's the thing:

I can't leave here.

The people I really love are here,

my mom, my girl.

Well, she's not my girl yet, but soon.

Joe, Lupita.

Chato, even Melitón.

Those are the people I care about,

and I don't plan to leave.

You get what I mean?

I know that...

I already told you, and not in the best way, but...

I didn't know you were my grandfather.

Just be patient.

I'm learning little by little.

I know I can't go around

screwing things up.

But if I'm honest with you,

I don't understand what happens after the coyotes attack me.

I don't know if it's a dream, if it's reality...

What the hell...?

Jenni!

Jenni!

Jenni!

I get it.

I'm going to take care of you, I'm going to take care of everyone.

What did you do to me?

You are no longer the same.

Your spirit has been liberated and now you can...

No, no, no. I want to hear it crystal clear.

There are two Lupes.

Another one buried so deep

that he has been forgotten.

He is hungry.

The coyote knows it, he understands...

What? How? What do you mean there are two Lupes?

What do you mean?

We all have a nahual.

Yours has woken up.

You have to control it.

Don't bother, I know where.

Come on, babe.

What's up, Alfredo.

What a fucking pleasure.

I didn't expect to have this meeting with you.

But...

what an honor.

Sit down.

You go by Armadillo,

but what's your name?

Just Armadillo. What more do you need?

It's a cool ass name.

Right, babe?

What's up, Joe! Everything good?

- All good. - Watch out for the monster.

Son, are you OK?

- How's your mom? - All good, miss, just scared.

Was it an animal?

Who knows.

Arturo, help me take this to the restaurant.

Day off.

The Dragon's closed until further notice, boss.

Son of a bitch.

- Bro, bro. Joe! - No, no, I don't want...

Hey, they're talking about you on the radio!

- Well... help me carry this. - Have a drink, come on.

Let's see.

They're talking about you on the radio.

...there was at least one large animal.

José Cheng, the only witness,

has only talked about a shadow that...

Damn, you're famous now, right?

Fucking famous!

What's up, shorty?

- What the hell did you get into? - What's up Lupita, how are you?

- I get this thing off today. - Good.

- Hey. - Yeah.

- Is it true that you saw the monster? - Yeah.

- And what was it like? - Like humanoid.

I don't know, I was hiding.

- Hey. - Yeah?

And did it kill the narcos?

It fucked them up.

Hell yeah!

Finally someone who makes them as afraid as they make us.

Yeah. Well, see you, Lupita.

Yeah.

I'm a fan of the monster.

Yeah.

Did you see it, Joe?

- Now you guys. - We heard everything you told Lupita.

- And why are you eavesdropping? - We're writing a song for you.

You don't say.

So we need to know things about the monster,

if it has claws, if they're long...

Have you ever seen a fucking monster with tiny claws?

Fangs like a wolf?

More like a coyote.

- Fiery eyes? - Fast and jumping?

Does it eat the hearts of its victims?

Hey, that's enough! It doesn't eat hearts.

It doesn't have flames in its eyes.

It's a fucking bad ass coyote.

And when it shows its fangs...

Everyone's fucked, OK?

- It's a fucking badass monster. - Help us, Joe, come on.

Finally a hero who knocks off the gangsters.

- What did you say? - He knocks off the gangsters!

- No, before that. - Tell us about the hero.

Hell yeah.

OK, kids.

See you around.

So the champagne never stops filling our glasses.

And the loads on the roads.

And the jewels on the body.

- Listen to her. - Yeah.

Hey, I thought we could ask whatever we wanted.

Of course.

What do you want, my queen?

Health.

No, no, hold on.

I don't think I've been clear.

You can ask for what you want.

What you always dreamed of.

I can't believe you're here.

Neither can I.

How did you survive, Lupe?

And you don't have any scars.

Well, you know...

my mother's remedies.

What's going on?

- What are you mixed up in? - Nothing's going on.

I told you, it's my mother's remedies.

I'm going to tell her to give your some creams

to get rid of the wrinkles you make

when you look at me like that.

You didn't like living here...

before they killed Don Neto.

I don't like being poor, you know that.

I did like it.

It was a great place.

But you're right.

You don't have anything to do here and neither do I.

Let's leave.

Let's go somewhere else

and start from scratch.

Even less than this?

Every night I sleep with two assholes

watching me from a truck.

They play music when I go to work.

And that's when they don't pull their guns on me.

- Jenni... - No, let me finish, Lupe.

What do you want to do?

Put my grandma on the train

and leave?

Stop lying to me.

And don't say your mom's remedies.

You know what the problem is?

Being pretty in the north is the same as being an immigrant.

What you think doesn't matter.

You can't ever say no.

That's why I have a suitor

who has 50 men guarding him who won't let me say no.

But at least he doesn't lie to me, Lupe.

Ask for the weirdest thing, I won't judge you.

Ask for the most exclusive thing.

That's what my little chick deserves.

Well, I don't know.

No, no, no, no, no, hey.

Don't look at her.

You're the real deal.

Every bit of you is unique.

It's yours through merit

and courage.

Because I know that going out with me is scary.

But look at you, prettier than ever.

Just like we were at the party.

That's how we'll be from now on.

Because what you need is a man who knows what you want.

She already told her that she doesn't know.

No, I do know.

She wants what no one has.

Bro! Lupe!

Lupe! I know.

I know, you said you didn't know

but I just found out

because everyone in town is talking about you.

You're the dude who fucks up the bad guys.

You're a fucking hero.

And if not, I'll make sure you are.

Hurrah, Coyote!

Come here, come here.

I have to show you some comics.

You have a lot to learn.

We're the union.

We have always worked independently.

You mean for the highest bidder, right?

What do you want?

Be clear.

Look.

I'm the highest bidder.

Because I'm the only bidder.

Know what I mean?

What's up, ladies? You took long enough.

You can't leave us alone because look how we get.

We're like little kids.

Well, believe it or not, we were talking about politics.

Imagine that.

And what did you come up with?

That there's a lot of change going on in the north.

And that we have to adapt, right?

Because change is unstoppable.

Hell yeah.

To change, right?

To the north.

I love these fucking days when everything works out perfect.

But you know what I like even more?

Telling good news.

What's up, boss?

Yeah, it's done.

Smooth as silk.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's right here, wanna say hi?

Hello?

Yes...

Yes, Mr. Cimarrón, understood.

Sure, I'll talk to my people.

Sure, we can negotiate the percentage.

It's done, cousin.

From now on the intersection is La Raya's.

Like we agreed.

Good, damn rich guy.

Now we're going to put you to work, but with our merchandise.

Give them a good rate.

Make them happy.

That's what this fucking business is all about,

isn't it? About... being happy.

This bastard will end this shit in one go.

Really, boss,

the grasshoppers jump when he pulls up in his trailer.

For real, trust me.

My cousin is like a bear.

Protector.

Shit.

Look at this fucking mess.

I can't stand bigots.

Right?

I thought you'd be working, so...

Thanks for helping us out.

Sure, that's what we're here for.

What's up, cousin?

You want more ass kicking?

Nah.

I need you to help me protect a load.

- Protect? - Yeah.

From what?

Well, they say there's a fucking monster that...

No, no, no, protect them from their own fucking ignorance.

You mean like a chupacabra, right?

More like a cocksucker.

It's some pretty serious shit.

Those motherfuckers are for real.

Look, the thing is, my people are very nervous.

And I need you...

to help me give them confidence.

What's the load?

Who knows, bro.

My people take care of everything.

It's just keeping an eye on a few trucks to the border.

Look, the money's no problem.

Handle it with El Chacho.

But the load leaves tonight.

- What's up, boss? - What's up?

How's it coming?

Good, boss, it's all set.

Are they still talking about the fucking monster?

Ignorant ideas from ignorant people, you know.

Armadillo,

I don't think I have to explain it to you.

The load of migrants has to arrive at its destination.

I don't want any problems today, understood?

Zero problems, boss.

OK, keep me in the loop.

Yeah.

Joe.

This has to be the stupidest idea in the world.

Yeah.

But not as stupid as killing gangsters

in my restaurant.

The thing is, nobody knows anything.

You're the living proof that nahuals exist.

You're a fucking coyote and we don't know what for.

But what does that have to do with this?

When you were with your grandpa

he told you to train, right?

You don't want to spend time with the old man, fine.

But you need to train.

Yeah, but does that mean getting run over by a train?

You must learn to control it.

I've noticed a pattern in your transformation.

You transformed in the train,

the market and the restaurant.

And you know what they have in common?

That you felt threatened by the narcos.

Let's see if you react to other types of threats, right?

A train?

No, Joe, no, no, enough.

I thought about it and we should try something else.

If the train doesn't kill me,

dehydration is going to kill me, so let's end this.

Look, patience...

is an essential part of your training.

In addition, it's the greatest virtue in China.

Shut up, you haven't even been to China.

I can feel the vibrations, hurry.

Really?

Hurry up, dude.

Look, it isn't easy for me either.

Plus, don't make me remind you

of all the movies where they get to this point.

I'm your teacher

and from now on I want you to call me...

- Young Miyagi. - Miyagi my ass.

Listen to me.

First,

I'm burning up, and second...

I don't need to be the coyote

to fuck you up, you hear me?

Come on, asshole! Come on!

Fine, fine.

I'll untie you.

But first,

you have to accept the mission that I'm going to give you, OK?

Lupe-san.

Are you done, asshole?

We can't be sure of anything until the forensic team is done.

What we do know is that it wasn't a monster,

for God's sake.

That was police chief Omar Montes,

who was present today at the events...

What's up, chick.

A detox from all this bullshit

or are you scared?

Was it you?

Don't mess with the Chinese family, they're my friends.

I'm the victim here.

Three of my guys were killed.

Four actually.

Come on.

Let's get out of here, let's have a good time.

I've got a lot of stuff to do.

How much do you make in a day?

$17,000

That's good money.

I'll give you 20 to leave right now.

I won't offer again, my queen.

Everything here's shit, let's get out of here.

What do you say?

OK, but help me close up.

For sure.

You'll love this place I'm taking you.

- These things? - Yeah.

And lock it.

No, it's all set.

Those assholes have no idea.

They got some cousin to help.

He doesn't even know what they have.

I put your load on the blue striped truck.

Thanks, cousin, you're the shit.

If they won't let me work,

let them work for me.

It's the first one out tonight.

They think it's the most loaded.

Hell yeah, turtle!

Are you sure?

You think I'm going to regret it or what?

No way.

Where are we going?

To see the real north, my queen.

Well...

aren't you romantic.

Hell yeah.

Let's go.

MÉXICO - UNITED STATES BORDER 10 MILES

That's the mission?

Yeah.

I'm out.

No, no, you have a gift

and you have to learn to control it.

Knowing what connects in you,

where all that fury comes from.

If it's from the coyote, if it's you.

You have to know what they have in common,

what's in the heart of the coyote.

And more importantly, what's in your heart.

Shut up, asshole. I'm not going to do it!

I'm not going to hurt your mom!

Look, I know my mom can be scary,

even scarier than you, but I trust you

and I know you're not going to hurt to her.

No, I just don't know, Joe.

I don't know.

Look, this is the plan,

you're going to go in, and in the courtyard there's an altar.

On the altar there's a small chest...

and you'll recognize it immediately

because it's hidden between a dog and a pig.

And be very careful,

because my mom can be very stealthy.

Are you done?

I'm not going in there.

This is the stupidest idea ever, Joe.

But if you can't do this mission and you can't control yourself...

we're fucked here at La Moneda.

There must be risk.

I agree, but come on, she's your mom.

Please, Lupe.

I've wanted to know

what's in that fucking chest for years.

Put that down.

Who are you?

I put my mother's life in your hands.

I'm warning you,

just a scare.

Shit!

Thanks for the jacket.

It's cute.

You're welcome.

Pretty, right?

That's where I want to live.

That's where my true north is,

you understand me?

I've always wanted to cross,

but the right way, you know?

As it should be done.

Look.

Look at these places,

with a pool and all that shit.

Nice, right?

Imagine a barbecue,

relaxing, no one screwing with you.

Sweet, right?

Look how it shines...

That's the safest city

in the United States.

Crazy, right?

That's why I brought you.

So you can see the north that I see,

from the outside.

It looks pretty.

Like diamonds.

Yeah.

It all depends on where you see things from.

If we were on that hill, on the other side,

we would be the south.

For them we're the south,

you know?

Aren't you intense.

I'm not made of plastic.

I'm going to take you there.

I'm going to take you as you deserve, all legal.

But first I need you to clarify something.

Which side are you on?

Look, I know you have a bunch of friends back in town.

But I'm responsible for you

in the organization, you know what I mean?

Is that a threat?

Do you think I'm going to sell you out?

What is it that you want? You're going to drive me crazy.

I want what any girl wants.

What?

Respect.

I've respected you, haven't I?

In your own way.

What are you waiting for?

I don't give a fuck if you checked,

check it again until everything is good.

I don't want any more shit, OK?

Good evening.

Ain't this the shit.

Every time I meet with someone lower down.

I'm going to start thinking you don't take me seriously.

Don't start crying on me, OK?

You're here to make money,

so help me control your people.

Because if this doesn't go well...

Save your threats.

Guys,

double check everything and prepare to leave.

Here it is.

Damn, you look sweet.

Does it hurt?

A little.

Bro, your mom almost killed me.

I warned you.

But you did the impossible.

What's inside?

I don't know,

but my mom goes crazy every time someone gets close to it.

Shit, what do you mean you don't know, Joe?

Aren't you anxious to open it?

Actually no.

These fucking truckers

work for the narcos.

- Everyone knows it. - They're up to something.

Go get them,

but remember, you won't kill.

We'll see about that.

Lupe, you don't even know what's going on

and you're already thinking about it.

Just scare them.

You're a hero, go on.

We've loaded everything.

We're ready.

If there are any problems, tell your boss,

don't bother me.

I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family

if there's a problem.

So start worrying like me.

What's up?

Which one is mine?

Shit, cousin.

Use the fucking radio, dude.

Hey! Hop on, people!

You are Raya's even if you don't want to.

Go on, hop on, fuckers!

What are you looking at, asshole? Hop on!

That's your trailer.

Just hook up and go.

Yeah.

Follow him

and then break off.

You got it.

Hey, Meli, what should we call it?

- Coyoteman? - No way.

Besides, what if it's a girl?

How about Coyotitol?

Coyoteman sounds American.

This monster is Mexican.

It's like a nahual.

Fucking kids.

Cóyotl!

- Yeah, "Cóyotl" sounds awesome! - Yeah!

Dope.

Let's make some music.

That's the north

The darkness of the night

Small noises become big noises

If a canary sings It sounds like an owl

And the shadow of a dog Resembles a coyote

Jorgito,

go straight to where I told you.

And if everything goes as planned...

- you know. - Ready, sir.

Shit.

Did you see that?

I saw something, but I don't know what it was.

Fuck.

I'm going to check the back.

Chupacabra...

Are you there, motherfucker?

Come here.

Come here.

Come to Johnny.

So, baby,

do you think your grandma will invite me in for tacos or what?

I'm not going to invite you to see my grandma,

she doesn't deserve that.

You're afraid that I'll like her more than I like you, right?

No way.

Are you going to make me propose to you

just so your grandma invites me to dinner?

Shit, he went off the road, go back!

- Don't push me. - Go back, dude!

Easy! Take it easy! Take...

I told you,

you have to decide.

What?

Are you gonna be with me or what?

Fuck me.

Go ahead, it's fine.

This better be good news, motherfucker, what's up?

Fuck me.

Think about it, babe.

You have to decide because the shit is going off.

This isn't cool, Johnny.

Something's off.

- Go that way. - Go on.

A monster.

Run, go over there, go.

I'm going to check it out.

Johnny!

I'm going this way, OK?

Miguel!

Miguel!

Baby!

Hold on, baby!

I'm here, OK?

Don't worry! I'm here, baby!

Fuck.

Let him go, motherfucker!

Miguel, my love. I'm here, I'm here, OK?

Let him go, motherfucker!

Let him go, pussy!

Fuck you, asshole!

I'm gonna kill you!

Miguel...

Miguel...

My God.

Hey, hey don't die, man.

Don't die, man!

I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry, OK?

I love you, man, I love you!

So...

you're real, chupacabra motherfucker.

Still hungry, fucker?

Come on, fucker!

I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker!

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

It's done, boss.

- Who else? - I'm thinking it was you.

This shit was your idea, wasn't it?

No, no, no, you said your cousin could do it.

You kept going on about it.

Now I'm going to look like a...

You have no idea, Joe!

It was fucking awesome!

You know the best part?

I saved the immigrants and I didn't kill anyone.

Well, I almost killed one guy,

but when he saw me, he fainted.

Another asshole, I didn't have to do anything to him,

they started shooting to each other.

Shit, Joe,

you should've seen the face of that asshole who's all over Jenni.

I told you, you're a fucking hero.

Hey, get ready,

because shit's about to get real.