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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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Okay, Woogle,
send a message to Alex.
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-[wand chimes]
-Hey, Alex.
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Don't worry, I'm not in trouble.
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Actually, I've been
at your brother's house for 12 hours
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and I haven't screwed up
bad enough to get kicked out yet.
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Granted, nine of those hours
I was sleeping,
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but still, a win's a win.
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[sighs] I really wanna stay here,
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so I'm gonna be
the best guest ever.
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I'm gonna do nice stuff
and pitch in.
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I don't wanna jinx it,
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but I think this is
gonna work out.
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Then again,
I did fail my jinx final,
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so scratch that last part.
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And send.
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Let's see. Nice stuff.
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What's nice?
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Ooh! I got it. A houseplant.
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Mm. No one notices a houseplant.
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Ooh! I know.
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Too nice.
That'll get him arrested.
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[sighs]
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I'm overthinking.
I'll just keep it simple.
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Make him a nice breakfast.
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[eggs sizzling]
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[whispering] Billie!
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Aw! Are you making me eggs?
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Well, they certainly don't
make themselves.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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[knock on door]
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[Billie gasps]
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An egg was scrambling itself
on my stove.
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Did you want sunny side up?
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You, lair, now.
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You were using magic.
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Isn't that why Alex
brought me here?
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So you could train me
to control my magic?
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Yeah, in the lair.
Giada almost saw.
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My wife,
she's an investigative reporter.
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She asks questions for a living.
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And I do not want her knowing
about my wizard past.
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Okay, so, so, so
in here, wizard.
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Out there, mortal. Do we got it?
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No problem, I can act
like a mortal teenager.
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I'm literally starving.
Get out of my room.
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Where even is my charger?
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Wow, you nailed that.
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[♪ theme song playing]
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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-♪ What it seems ♪
-[♪ theme song ends]
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-Morning, Giada.
-Hey, Billie. How'd you sleep?
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Great.
Comfy mattress, cozy blanket,
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no dragon screeching
at 6:00 a.m.
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Dragon?
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She's joking.
[chuckles nervously] It's a joke.
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Right, a joke. [chuckles]
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I was joking.
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Hey, Dad,
so it's new comic book day,
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and Milo and I were taking stock
of our finances.
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Turns out we don't have any.
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Dad, it occurred to us,
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we haven't been paid allowance
in two weeks.
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Oh. Is that right?
Hey, Giada, question for you.
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When's the last time the boys
washed the dishes?
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You know,
I think it was two weeks ago.
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Which, if I'm not mistaken,
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is also the last time
they cleaned their bathroom.
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[spits]
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That bathroom
hasn't been cleaned in two weeks?
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I don't wear shoes in there.
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Whoa, hold on.
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You guys aren't
paying us allowance
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because we didn't do chores?
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Yeah, that's how allowance works.
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Grandma gives me money
for being cute. Just saying.
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If you want your allowance,
you have to do your chores.
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Okay, but that's gonna take forever.
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-I can help.
-Really?
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Yeah, I live here now.
I can pitch in.
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Billie, that is so sweet.
She's been here two days, boys.
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Two days and she's already my favorite.
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-But I'm the favorite!
-But I'm the favorite!
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-Wait a minute.
-Wait a minute.
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All right,
let's do these chores.
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How can I help?
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Let's see, how could a wizard help
with chores?
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Oh, here's an idea.
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You could cast a spell
that does our chores for us.
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I thought you didn't like her doing magic.
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Milo, we have two weeks
of chores to do.
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I'd let her conjure another floogie
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if it would clean our room for us.
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Sorry, I can't use magic.
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What? Why?
Did you lose your wand?
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No, I still have my wand.
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Then use it.
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I'm not cleaning that bathroom.
Milo has terrible aim.
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What can I say?
It's my one flaw.
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I told you, I can't use magic.
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-I get it, she doesn't know how.
-I know how!
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Yesterday you were all,
"I'm a powerful wizard!"
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-I am a powerful wizard!
-And today you're like,
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-"I don't know the spells to do chores."
-I know the spells.
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I just promised your dad
I wouldn't use magic, okay?
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Our dad?
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Not because he's a wizard,
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if that's what you were thinking.
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-I wasn't. But I am now!
-Dad's a wizard?
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We gotta go talk to him about this!
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No, you can't!
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-I wasn't supposed to tell you.
-Dad!
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End whisper chant
with pure devotion,
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bound by magic trapped
in slow motion.
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-[distorted] Don't…
-I gotta find a way to fix this.
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Hurry up, spit it out!
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I'm just playing, I know you
in slow motion. I'll be right back.
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing,
concluding]
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Hey, Justin,
I've been thinking about Billie.
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What about Billie? Like about
how she's such a neat kid
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for offering to do chores?
What a superstar, am I right?
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It's just, she's…
she's living with us now,
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and I really don't know
anything about her.
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I'm gonna go talk to her,
ask her some follow-up questions.
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Follow-up questions? No, wait!
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She's in there doing chores,
don't bother her, you know?
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Maybe ask me, maybe…
maybe I know.
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Okay, um, where's she from?
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Oh, she's from Wiz… consin.
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Wisconsin!
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Okay, and what's she into?
Is she into music? Sports?
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Sports. Yep, sports.
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-Yeah. So what's her favorite team?
-Uh…
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You know, probably, uh… the Wizards.
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-That's weird.
-Is it? Why?
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Well, she's from Wisconsin.
You'd think it'd be the Bucks.
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You'd think that, yeah, right?
You'd totally think that.
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Well, nothing I can do about it now.
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So, basketball,
that… that can't be all.
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You know, look,
I'm just gonna go talk to her.
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Of course that's not all, Giada.
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She also loves to do spell…
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…ing bees. Spelling bees.
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And… And…
And the musical, The Wiz.
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And she loves her wand--
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…a Sykes.
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Yep, big fan of Wanda Sykes.
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Sports, comedy, arts,
and academics.
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Sounds like a well-rounded,
interesting character to me.
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So, does that answer
all your questions?
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I guess?
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[sighs in relief]
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I cannot believe I made up
that whole backstory
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like right off the top of my head.
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[exhales deeply]
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Should I do improv?
No, that's ridiculous.
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I should teach improv.
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[sighs] Gotta find a way
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to make the boys forget
what I told them.
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Oh! They got Wizardpedia.
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Welcome to Wizardpedia,
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the all-knowing
wizard encyclopedia.
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I need an erasing spell,
not because I messed up,
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but I will be clearing
the search history.
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I've got an erasing potion!
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-Perfect!
-Section one, history. [clears throat]
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The first recorded use
of an erasing potion was--
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No time.
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-In many cultures--
-No time!
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Well, I do have a formula,
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but I don't suppose
you have the time for that.
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Quit playing, Wizardpedia.
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[chuckles] Very well.
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Two parts moonlight,
one part dragon scale,
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and a pinch of shadow mist.
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Now, gently,
very gently mix the--
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Oh! Oh!
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Or just do that. What do I know?
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I'm only
the collective knowledge
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of thousands
of years of wizardry.
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Now, all I gotta do is splash the guys
and their memories will be erased.
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Wait, you want to erase their memory?
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Oh, boy.
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[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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Hey, Billie.
You settling in okay?
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Me? Yup. Settling in great.
Well, good talking to you.
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Hold on a second.
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I think we should talk
about this whole Wizards thing.
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What? How do you know about that?
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Justin told me.
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Justin told you about wizards?
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Yeah. And, you know,
it's not a big deal.
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But I just-- I wouldn't
go around telling everybody.
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I wouldn't. I would never.
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'Cause, you know,
you're living in Staten Island now,
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so your choices
are really only the Knicks or the Nets.
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The what and the heh?
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Basketball? Justin said the Wizards
are your favorite team.
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Right! The Wizards.
Go basketball! See ya.
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"Go basketball"?
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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-[distorted] Don't…
-[♪ music concludes]
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Slow no more, swift restored,
back to full speed, I implore!
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…you dare cast a spell on us,
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is what I was gonna say
before you cast a spell on us.
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I can't believe Dad's
a wizard! Dad!
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You can't tell him
that I told you.
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This isn't the kind of information
you just, like, forget.
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It is now. In a second,
you'll forget everything.
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Why'd you do that?
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-What is this?
-Erasing potion.
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-Give me that.
-[crashes]
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Please tell me you know a spell
for a new pair of chinos.
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[Milo] It didn't work.
I still know Dad's a wizard.
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Something got erased.
Milo, your top half is gone.
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[Milo] Roman, your bottom half is gone.
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Billie, you didn't erase
our memories, you erased us!
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Any chance I erased me?
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-No!
-Dang it!
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing,
concluding] [♪ upbeat rock music playing,
concluding]
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[Milo] This is a nightmare,
Monday's picture day!
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-I can fix this.
-Are you crazy?
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You're the one who did it!
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In my defense, I was looking
for an erasing potion,
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not an erasing potion!
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Oh, I see where the mix-up happened.
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Dad's a wizard,
he can fix this.
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No, please,
don't tell your dad.
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Why not?
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Come on, Milo.
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I don't wanna
get kicked out, okay?
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[Milo] Kicked out?
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It's happened
at every other place I live.
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I mess up, and I get kicked out.
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-My dad wouldn't do that.
-Really?
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What would you do if the kid you took in
blew your biggest secret
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00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,597
and turned your sons
half invisible?
247
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,140
[Milo] If it makes you feel any better,
248
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,184
I like to think of us
as half visible.
249
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,686
Please, you can't tell.
250
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,105
I have nowhere else to go,
just let me fix this.
251
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,149
Okay, fine, but you owe me.
252
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,027
In addition to the legs
you already owe me.
253
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,197
-Thank you.
-[Giada] Hey, guys.
254
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,406
It's your mom. Hide!
255
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,621
Hey, Giada, nothing to see here.
256
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,289
I mean everything to see here
257
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,209
because it's all here,
and you can see it.
258
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,294
Good to know.
259
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,546
Roman, if you see your father,
tell him I'm in the garage.
260
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,423
And don't forget
to do the dishes.
261
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,008
[Milo] I'm on it, Mom.
262
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,136
Was that Milo?
263
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,555
Uh, yeah, you just missed him.
264
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,767
He ran upstairs
to go clean the… shower.
265
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,644
[scoffs] Clean the shower?
266
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,979
Billie, you are such
a good influence.
267
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,481
[scoffs] You might wanna wait
268
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,608
till you get all the facts
on that one, Mom.
269
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,655
[Milo] Phew!
Thought we were busted for sure.
270
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,241
-[Justin] Giada?
-We still might be.
271
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,831
Hey, Justin, Giada wanted us
to tell you she's in the garage.
272
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,249
The garage?
273
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,458
Okay, I'll be back.
274
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,919
And Milo, how many times
do I gotta tell you?
275
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,255
Figure out what you want
before you open up the fridge.
276
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,965
[Milo] I did, string cheese.
277
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,801
That's what my fully visible
top half is looking for.
278
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,011
Well, save some for me,
279
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,055
'cause my fully visible top half
will want some later.
280
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,642
-[door opens, closes]
-[sighs] Okay.
281
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,394
Time to un-disappear you.
282
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,021
Where's my wand?
283
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,815
It was in my hand
when you spilled the--
284
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,109
Oh, no. My wand's invisible!
285
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,569
Okay, well, we have to find it!
286
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,988
-[Milo] I found it!
-My wand?
287
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,073
[Milo] No. The string cheese.
288
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,659
Now, I just gotta find my mouth.
289
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,952
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
290
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,872
[♪ music concludes]
291
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,292
Giada? You in here?
292
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:36,464
Hello, Justin.
Please, have a seat.
293
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,051
After our earlier conversation
about Billie,
294
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:45,014
I couldn't help feeling
like something's up.
295
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,766
Oh, no.
296
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,310
That's bright.
297
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:54,482
So, I'd like to ask you
some follow-up questions.
298
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,610
Follow-up questions.
299
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,321
So, let me get this straight.
300
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,406
You're saying
that Alex met Billie
301
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,949
at a dog-walking conference,
302
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,869
and took her under her wing
because, and I quote,
303
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:10,206
"Billie is the most
powerful dog-walker ever"?
304
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:11,999
Is that what I said?
305
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,376
I mean, if you said I said it,
then I must have said it, so…
306
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,753
Is it hot in here?
307
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,672
Yeah, the thing is,
I did a search
308
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,050
and there hasn't been
a dog-walking conference in Wisconsin
309
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,052
since 1962.
310
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,054
Are you sure about that?
311
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,722
Did you check the whole internet?
312
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,516
You're not making sense.
313
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,351
I mean, this girl
is living in our house,
314
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,560
and I don't know
anything about her.
315
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,728
Well, Billie and I are both wizards.
316
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,647
I just want to know
what color pillows she likes.
317
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,899
-Did you say "pillows"?
-Did you say "wizards"?
318
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,485
I said lizards.
Green. Lizard green.
319
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,945
Yeah, that's a color.
320
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,072
Tell me more
about these pillows.
321
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,407
Well, no, you know,
I just want to know what she likes
322
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,117
because I want to be able
to redecorate her room
323
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,536
so she'll feel more at home.
324
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,996
That's why you're interrogating me?
325
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,665
Interrogating you?
326
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,876
Oh, honey, if I were interrogating you,
you'd be crying.
327
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,965
Exactly. And I'm not crying
at all, so… [sniffles]
328
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,383
Why don't we go check out
these pillows?
329
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,009
Okay, I'll go grab my keys.
330
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,678
Good, yeah, you drive, 'cause…
331
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,680
I got something in my eye.
332
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,014
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
333
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,725
[♪ music concludes]
334
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,977
Where's my wand?
335
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,688
[Milo] It'd be so much easier
to find if we could see it.
336
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,691
-[grunts]
-[object clatters]
337
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,069
God, Milo,
I tripped on your dumb legs.
338
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,237
How'd you do that?
339
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,322
They're the one part
of him you can see.
340
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,659
[Milo] Uh, guys? The bottle!
341
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,119
The potion
must've made it disappear
342
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,203
when you guys were fighting.
343
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,247
But the flour made it visible.
344
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,374
That's it.
That's how we find my wand!
345
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,543
Do you guys have anything else
powdery around here?
346
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,753
A pouch of nibble warts?
Some ground shibble sticks?
347
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:43,465
A card to the Wally Gog?
No Wally Gog?
348
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,427
There's baking soda in the fridge.
349
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,763
[chuckles] Baking soda,
that's a funny word.
350
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,017
[Justin] Boys, can you give me a hand?
351
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,310
Somebody's gotta stall him.
352
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,688
-[Milo] Coming, Daddy!
-What? Not you, Milo!
353
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,940
-[Milo] Hey, Dad!
-Hey, Dad!
354
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,066
[Justin] Hey, guys.
355
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,278
Do some shopping, did we?
356
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,573
Are you wearing Milo's pants?
357
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:14,288
I suppose in this instance,
it would appear that I am.
358
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,208
Come on, wand, where are you?
359
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,294
There you are.
360
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,088
[Justin] Hey, can you boys
give me a hand with these bags?
361
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,590
[chuckles] Sure thing, Dad.
362
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,759
Okay, we have to move
in perfect unison.
363
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:30,054
On three, step left.
One, two, three.
364
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,598
Why didn't you go left?
365
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,017
[Milo] It's not my fault.
I can't see my hands.
366
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,602
I don't know
which one makes the L.
367
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,189
Roman? Milo?
368
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,107
Dad, it's not what it looks like!
369
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,027
Found my wand! [gasps]
Justin, it's not what it looks like!
370
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,654
Giada is right outside.
371
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,739
Quick, give me your wand!
Revealus!
372
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,451
-Justin?
-Giada!
373
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,203
It's not what it looks like!
374
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,247
You just did magic!
375
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,958
Okay, it is what it looks like.
376
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,835
Justin, what is going on?
377
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,045
Look,
378
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,797
there's something
that I should have told you
379
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,173
a long time ago.
380
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,300
I'm a wizard.
381
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,177
[softly scoffs] A wizard?
382
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,013
I know. It sounds crazy.
383
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,515
Yes, it does.
384
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,599
But it's true.
385
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,770
I don't even…
I don't even know what this is.
386
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,438
Giada. Giada, wait. I…
387
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,899
-Justin, I'm sorry. I didn't--
-What were you thinking?
388
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,234
This is exactly the kind
of behavior
389
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,402
that got you kicked out
of WizTech.
390
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,237
-Dad.
-Guys, just…
391
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,490
Just go upstairs, okay?
Please. Go.
392
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,831
I told you not to use magic
outside of the lair.
393
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,624
How am I supposed to train you
if you won't listen?
394
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,710
I'll talk to Giada. I can fix this.
395
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,338
No, I will talk to Giada.
You just… just go.
396
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,756
-But I--
-Go.
397
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,432
[♪ somber instrumental music playing]
398
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,727
Guess I did jinx it.
399
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,110
[♪ music concludes] [♪ music concludes]
400
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,070
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
401
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,994
[♪ music concludes]
402
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,746
Hey. What are you doing?
403
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,247
I want to make sure
Billie's okay.
404
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:21,790
Get back in here.
405
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,376
Hey, we're not in trouble,
and I'd like to keep it that way.
406
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,174
Billie! Billie!
407
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,800
She won't come out.
408
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,427
I'll get her to come out.
409
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,514
Billie, the Magical Association
of Screw Ups just called.
410
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,141
They want to give you an award!
411
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,896
Yeah, she didn't zap me.
Maybe she's not in there.
412
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,653
She's gone.
413
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,658
You expect me to believe
there is a wizard world
414
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,452
that exists outside of our own?
415
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,120
Like Harry Potter?
416
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,915
Well, not close enough
that they could sue. [chuckles nervously]
417
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,541
Right? But yeah.
418
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,002
It's not funny, Justin.
419
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,129
I feel like I don't even
know you.
420
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,049
No. You do know me, okay?
421
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,967
I am the same man
that you married.
422
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,220
Except also a wizard.
423
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,847
I just don't understand
why you didn't tell me.
424
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,975
[stammers] Because that part
of my life… [sighs]
425
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,645
it didn't go the way
that I planned.
426
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,315
So, I left it in the past.
Or at least I thought I did,
427
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,525
but then Alex
showed up with Billie,
428
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,651
and she asked me
to train her--
429
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,529
-Wait, Alex is a wizard?
-I know, it's shocking.
430
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,823
No, that's the first thing
you said that makes any sense.
431
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,574
She's way too cool
to be a dog-walker.
432
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,870
Look, I'm very sorry
that I kept this from you.
433
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,414
I have so many questions.
434
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,625
And I promise I will
answer them all, all right?
435
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,919
No more secrets. I promise.
436
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,839
Dad, did you kick Billie out?
437
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,257
What? Why would you ask that?
438
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,759
She said she's been kicked out
of everywhere she's ever lived.
439
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,969
And she's not in the house.
440
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,220
Where would she go?
441
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,596
She's probably just in the lair.
442
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,265
-We have a lair?
-We have a lair?
443
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,018
I promise you I'll explain
as soon as I'm back.
444
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,980
[♪ dramatic rock musical sting]
445
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,566
Billie? Billie!
446
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,944
Oh, no.
447
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,449
[♪ tense instrumental music playing]
448
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,202
[♪ mysterious instrumental music playing]
449
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,288
You know, the nice thing
about having nowhere to go
450
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,582
is you can go anywhere you want.
451
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,585
Bummer is I actually liked where I was.
452
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,128
[bus approaching]
453
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,758
-[♪ music concludes]
-[bus brakes hiss]
454
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,051
[Justin] Billie! Billie!
455
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,012
Why'd you run away?
456
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,307
I know how this goes.
I mess up, and I get kicked out.
457
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,642
Just like at WizTech.
I'm just saving you the trouble.
458
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,061
-No, no, no, no, no. This isn't WizTech.
-[bus departing]
459
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,314
But I ruined everything.
460
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,441
I did the one thing
you told me not to.
461
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,444
-You made a mistake.
-I make lots of mistakes.
462
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,404
[sighs]
463
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,118
You're supposed to.
It's a part of growing up.
464
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,537
But it doesn't mean
that I'm not going to forgive you.
465
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,582
-I really did try to keep your secret.
-[♪ gentle instrumental music playing]
466
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,501
I should have never asked you to do that.
467
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,170
That was my mistake.
468
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,088
Also the not telling
your wife and kids.
469
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,673
Also the not telling
my wife and kids, yeah.
470
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:19,801
[sighs]
471
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,637
But look, you're not just a guest.
472
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,514
You live with us,
and in our family,
473
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,433
you don't get kicked out
for making a mistake.
474
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,019
Now, let's get home.
475
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,022
I was hoping you'd say that,
476
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,358
'cause I really like
living with you guys.
477
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,651
Well, I was hoping
you'd say that
478
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,986
because we really like
having you live with us.
479
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,782
So, since I'm not kicked out,
480
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,867
who do I talk to
about getting an allowance?
481
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,953
That'd be Giada,
but I'd wait a few days.
482
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,537
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
483
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,541
-[♪ music concludes]
-Look who I found.
484
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,419
Oh, thank goodness.
We were so worried.
485
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,545
Oh!
486
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,758
I don't love a group hug,
but I am glad you're back.
487
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,176
Me too.
488
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,553
Now, Billie, we wanted
to do something special for you,
489
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,138
but I just need you to know
I did not have
490
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,349
accurate information
when I was shopping.
491
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,851
Yeah, that's on me.
492
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,812
Sorry I wasn't honest
about who Billie really is.
493
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,105
[clears throat]
494
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,606
Right, or about who I really am.
495
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,567
Since we're confessing things,
496
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,612
when I was invisible,
I tried out a rude hand gesture.
497
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,906
I didn't point it at anyone,
but I tried it.
498
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,036
Okay, let's go see the room.
499
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,877
I don't know what any of this stuff is,
but I love it.
500
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,005
-Thank you.
-Oh!
501
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,759
[sighs] Never had my own room before.
502
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,178
-Yeah! Me neither.
-Yeah! Me neither.
503
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,763
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
504
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,267
[♪ music concludes]
505
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,144
[bus brakes hiss]
506
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,773
[♪ mysterious instrumental music playing]
507
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:00,402
[Phantomus] A young wizard was here.
508
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,947
I will not stop
until I find them.
509
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:07,868
Soon, their power will be mine!
510
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,245
-[laughs maniacally]
-[lightening crashes]
511
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:11,580
[♪ music concludes]
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