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DINGER.
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DINGER, WAKE UP FOR A MINUTE.
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU, BUDDY.
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LOOK, BOBBY,
I'M ASLEEP.
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I'M SOUND ASLEEP,
BOBBY.
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I'M DREAMING.
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APACHE WOMEN,
MAI TAIS,
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VANNA WHITE
AND A WHIP.
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I'M IN LOVE.
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THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM.
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I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.
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NO, NO, I DO UNDERSTAND.
I REALLY DO.
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WHICH HAND IS IT
THIS WEEK, POWELL?
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YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH LAINIE?
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LAINIE?
LAINIE DIAMOND?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
I'M HEARING HERE, BOBBY.
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ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
JOEL'S LAINIE?
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HOLD ON, ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT LAINIE--
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THE ONE THAT LOOKS GREAT
IN A LEOTARD LAINIE?
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YEAH, GREAT, SHE LOOKS
FABULOUS IN A LEOTARD.
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SHE'S JOEL'S.
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO JOEL IS--
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JOEL, JOEL,
PSYCHO JOEL?
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JOEL'S GONNA KILL ME.
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JOEL'S GONNA
WALK IN HERE
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AND KILL BOTH OF US
AT THE SAME TIME.
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HE DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING ABOUT LAINIE.
JUST RELAX. JUST RELAX.
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ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR
INDIAN MATING RITUAL YET?
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YOU KNOW,
WHY DOES EVERYTHING
YOU HAVE TO SAY--
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WHY DOES IT HAVE TO
REVOLVE AROUND SEX?
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WHY? WHY ARE YOU
SO PERVERTED?
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IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH SEX.
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IT HAS TO DO
WITH THE FACT
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THAT I AM TOTALLY
IN LOVE WITH--
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NO, NO.
LOOK, DON'T SAY HER NAME,
ALL RIGHT?
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DON'T THINK ABOUT HER.
DON'T TALK ABOUT HER.
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GET HER OUT OF
YOUR HEAD.
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- OKAY.
- OKAY?
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- OKAY.
- YOU PROMISE?
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- PROMISE.
- OKAY.
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OKAY.
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- LAINIE, LAINIE, LAINIE.
- NO, NO.
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- NO!
- HEH!
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WHAT WAS THAT
"HEH" SOUND, BOBBY?
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HEH!
THAT'S THE WAY I LAUGH.
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YOU KNOW-- HEH!
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WHAT THE HELL IS "HEH"?
WHY CAN'T YOU LAUGH
LIKE A MAN?
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- Bobby: READY?
- Dinger: NO.
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- LET'S GO.
- ALL RIGHT.
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Bobby:
ONE, TWO,
TOO-DOO-DOO.
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[ imitates guitar riff ]
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♪ OH, OUR LIFE
IS TOUGH ♪
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[ imitates guitar riff ]
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♪ MONEY NEVER SEEMS
TO BE ENOUGH ♪
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[ imitates guitar riff ]
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♪ AND IF I COULD HAVE,
OH, JUST ONE THING ♪
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[ imitates guitar riff ]
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♪ HOLY GOD, I WISH
YOU COULD SING. ♪
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NO, NO, KEEP GOING.
GIVE ME MORE THAN THAT.
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I'M FLUNKING EVERY GRADE
IN SCHOOL.
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MARVELOUS.
SO AM I.
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- PENNILESS.
- GIVE ME SOMETHING
BETTER THAN THAT.
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OKAY, UH,
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MY PARENTS DON'T
EVEN TALK TO ME.
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YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST
YOUR MOM DIDN'T RUN OVER
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YOUR LEG IN HER VOLVO,
RIGHT? MINE DID.
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YEAH, BUT, SEE,
MY MOM DOESN'T GO INTO
SPASTICATED SEIZURES
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- EVERY ONCE AND AGAIN.
- THAT'S RUDE, MISTER.
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- A DOGFIGHT?
- YEAH.
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- YEAH? YEAH?
- YEAH. YEAH.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- [ both growling ]
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HEY, BOBBY, MAN, THANKS
FOR LETTING ME CRASH.
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NO PROBLEM.
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- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT.
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[ "Dream a Little Dream of Me"
playing ]
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♪ STARS
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♪ SHINING BRIGHT
ABOVE YOU ♪
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♪ NIGHT BREEZES
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♪ SEEM TO WHISPER
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♪ "I LOVE YOU"
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♪ BIRDS SINGING
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♪ IN THE SYCAMORE TREE
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
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♪ OF ME
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♪ SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT
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♪ AND KISS ME
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♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT
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♪ TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME
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♪ WHILE I'M ALONE
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♪ AND BLUE AS CAN BE
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
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♪ OF ME
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♪ STARS FADING
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♪ BUT I LINGER ON, DEAR
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♪ STILL CRAVING
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♪ YOUR KISS
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♪ I'M LONGING
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♪ TO LINGER TILL DAWN, DEAR
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♪ JUST SAYING THIS
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♪ SWEET DREAMS
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♪ TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU
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♪ SWEET DREAMS
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♪ THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES
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♪ BEHIND YOU
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♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS
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♪ WHATEVER THEY BE
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
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♪ OF ME
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♪ DREAM A DREAM
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♪ OF ME
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
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♪ OF ME.
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[ cheering ]
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[ birds chirping ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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GENA,
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I HAD THIS FANTASTIC...
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DREAM. YOU ALWAYS
HAVE A DREAM.
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR CRAZY DREAM
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
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IT WAS ABOUT THE OLD GUY
THAT-- YOU KNOW, FROM
THE SHORTCUT--
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THE SHORTCUT WE TAKE
EVERY DAY TO SCHOOL.
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WELL, HE WAS IN IT.
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BOBBY, THAT'S JUST STUPID.
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Man:
GENA, IT WAS IMPORTANT.
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[ horns honking ]
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"THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND
AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE"--
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JEREMIAH 20.
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Gena:
HURRY UP, OR YOU'LL BE
WORKING ON A DREAM THEORY
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OF AN OLD MAN SURVIVING
A PUNCH IN THE NOSE.
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WE HAVE A GUEST COMING
THIS MORNING.
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Man:
IKE IS NOT A GUEST.
HE'S A DEPENDENT.
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I'M NOT SEEING ANYBODY
TILL I'VE DONE
MY MEDITATION.
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YOU CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND TELL HIM THAT.
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- HEY.
- CHILL OUT, MAN.
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WHY DID YOU MARRY ME?
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BECAUSE I SAW
THE OTHER HALF OF ME.
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I LOVE YOU.
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I LOVE YOU TOO.
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[ school bell ringing ]
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Gena:
I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
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♪ I STUDY
NUCLEAR SCIENCE ♪
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♪ I LOVE MY CLASSES
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♪ I GOT A CRAZY TEACHER,
HE WEARS DARK GLASSES ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE GOING
GREAT ♪
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♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING BETTER ♪
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♪ I'M DOING
ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ GETTING GOOD GRADES
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♪ THE FUTURE'S
SO BRIGHT ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT
TO WEAR SHADES ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT TO
WEAR SHADES ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT A JOB WAITING
FOR MY GRADUATION ♪
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♪ 50 THOU A YEAR
WILL BUY A LOT OF BEER ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE GOING
GREAT ♪
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♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING BETTER ♪
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♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
GETTING GOOD GRADES ♪
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♪ THE FUTURE'S
SO BRIGHT ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT
TO WEAR SHADES ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT TO
WEAR SHADES. ♪
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PERFECTION.
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♪ Fairy tales
can come true ♪
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♪ It can happen
to you ♪
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♪ If you're young
at heart... ♪
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BOO.
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[ laughs ]
OH, IKE.
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HI.
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'MORNING.
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WHERE'S THE NAUGHTY BOY?
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IN HIS ROOM.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
THAT TALK WITH HIM?
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YEAH, BUT DON'T EXPECT
ANY MIRACLES.
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LOOK, PLEASE DON'T--
DON'T LET HIM KNOW THAT
I PUT YOU UP TO IT.
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DEAR HEART, RELAX.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
FORGET ABOUT THAT CRAZY
OLD COOT ANYWAY
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AND LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY
FROM ALL THIS?
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- [ girls rapping ]
- DON'T START RAPPING.
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YOU GUYS SUCK
AS RAPPERS.
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STOP RAPPING.
IT'S OUT. IT HAPPENED
A LONG TIME AGO.
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♪ Don't you know
that it's worth ♪
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♪ Every treasure
on earth ♪
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♪ To be young
at heart? ♪
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[ chattering ]
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OH, GOD,
HERE THEY COME.
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OH, DON'T STEP
ON THE FLOWERS.
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OH, SHIT.
I STEPPED ON THE FLOWERS.
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♪ AND THE OTHERS,
THEY THINK WE'RE SO COOL ♪
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♪ WE'RE THE COOLEST GANG
YOU EVER CAN... ♪
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♪ GO, MAUREEN
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♪ GO, GO, GO, MAUREEN.
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DAMN IT.
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[ beat-boxing ]
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00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,564
HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
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- THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY?
- EVERY DAY, SIR.
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WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU
GO ANOTHER WAY?
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"FOOLISH CONSISTENCY
IS THE HOBGOBLIN OF
LITTLE MINDS"--
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EMERSON, 1841.
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YEAH, LIKE
EMERSON, LAKE & PALMER.
I'VE HEARD OF THEM.
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OH, STAY OFF THE GRASS.
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING
TO MY LAWN.
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO THANK US, SIR.
IT WAS OUR PLEASURE.
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"THANK YOU"
NEVER ENTERED MY MIND.
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YOU KNOW, YOU ARE
DISTURBING MY WORK.
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OH, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, SIR--
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WE'RE VERY SORRY.
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- AND THIS WILL NEVER
HAPPEN AGAIN.
- NEVER, EVER.
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- NEVER.
- NEVER.
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00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:49,300
THAT'S WHAT YOU
ALWAYS SAY.
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- YOU DO?
- I DON'T.
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00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,958
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
THIS WILL BE THE LAST
TIME--
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- OH.
- WHOA.
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00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,961
- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD.
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THERE'S THE CRIMSON TIDE.
[ laughs ]
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♪ You can laugh
when your dreams... ♪
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- OH, SHIT.
- ♪ Fall apart
at the seams... ♪
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[ dance music playing ]
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Gena:
WELL, YOU'RE AS BIG A BABY
AS THEY ARE.
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THEY'RE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE.
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WHAT'S YOURS?
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Ike:
I TOLD YOU 1,000 TIMES,
COLEMAN...
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Coleman:
"PUT UP A FENCE."
I KNOW.
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00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,685
AND I'VE TOLD YOU
1,000 TIMES IT'S...
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Together:
...THE PRINCIPLE--
THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN RESPECT.
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- Marge: HI, KIDS.
- Gena: HI, MARGE.
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- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, IKE?
- DON'T ASK. I'M EMBARRASSED
ENOUGH.
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I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
HE'S KIND OF RED IN
THE FACE, YUCK-YUCK.
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00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,349
YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
BE RED IN THE FACE
223
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:41,178
WHEN YOU GET THE BILL
FOR MY NEW JOGGING SUIT,
YUCK-YUCK.
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MARGE, HELP US.
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00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,704
OKAY, THAT'S DANISH
AND COFFEE FOR IKE,
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BACON AND EGGS
FOR MRS. ETTINGER.
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00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,230
AND WHAT WILL YOU HAVE,
BAD BOY OVER HERE?
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THE USUAL--
A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH
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ON SEVEN-GRAIN TOAST.
HOLD THE CHICKEN--
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I KNOW, I KNOW,
BETWEEN MY KNEES.
231
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,238
I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.
232
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,848
YOU WANT YOUR RAW
SQUASH OR NOT?
233
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,851
AS WE ALL KNOW, RAW SQUASH
IS EXCELLENT FOR--
234
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,375
IF YOU MAKE ONE REFERENCE
TO BODILY FUNCTIONS
235
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,856
DURING THIS MEAL,
I'M GONNA PUKE ALL OVER
THE TABLE.
236
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,902
[ laughter ]
237
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,446
[ laughing ]
238
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,014
WELL, SERIOUSLY,
COLEMAN,
239
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,407
YOU GOTTA SEE IT
THROUGH GENA'S EYES.
240
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,106
I MEAN, YOU GO IN
THAT ROOM FOR HOURS
241
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:42,500
AND MEDITATE,
OR WHATEVER THE HELL
YOU DO,
242
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,415
AND THEN YOU COME OUT
AND START TALKING
LIKE A...
243
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,809
...CRAZY MAN, HUH?
IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID?
244
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,811
SHE HOPES YOU'RE CRAZY.
245
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,813
CRAZY CAN BE CURED.
IF IT'S THE OTHER,
246
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,815
THEN THERE'S NOTHING
ANYBODY CAN DO ANYWAY.
247
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,817
LOOK, I'M NOT
GETTING SENILE
248
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,645
AND I'M NOT CRAZY
EITHER.
249
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,125
WELL, WHAT'S SHE
WORRIED ABOUT?
250
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,910
THERE MUST BE SOME
REASONABLE EXPLANATION
FOR ALL THIS.
251
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,869
IKE,
252
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,871
I AM CONDUCTING
253
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,090
A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.
254
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:10,920
NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT DREAMS REALLY ARE.
255
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,271
NOW IF I CAN FIND
THE POINT
256
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,621
WHERE THEY INTERSECT
WITH REALITY
257
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:20,147
AND ENTER ONE
CONSCIOUSLY,
258
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,976
IF I COULD REALLY ENTER
259
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,978
THE DREAM STATE,
260
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,111
WELL, WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE I COULD LIVE FOREVER.
261
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:34,204
WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR, COLEMAN.
262
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:39,470
STOP WISHING
FOR IT, PAL.
263
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,429
NO, NO, NO, COME ON,
STOP LOOKING AT HER.
264
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,734
WANT TO GET
YOUR ASS KICKED?
265
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,998
- Bobby: NO.
- THEN STOP LOOKING.
266
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,695
Ike: OH, I CAN'T LOOK
AT THIS.
267
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,480
Gena:
DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE
ANY SENSE TO YOU?
268
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,482
Ike:
WELL, I THINK HE BELIEVES
WHAT HE SAYS.
269
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,484
AND I CERTAINLY ADMIRE
HIS CONVICTION.
270
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,486
IT'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
271
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,837
[ boat horn blows ]
272
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,709
I THINK
HE'S GOING TO ASK ME
TO DO IT WITH HIM.
273
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,580
THEN I'D WORRY.
274
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,669
DO ME A FAVOR--
275
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,237
DON'T WORRY.
276
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,457
ALL RIGHT,
IT'S YOUR SCALP.
277
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,462
YOU KNOW, THE ONLY
HAIR YOU LOSE
278
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,638
YOU PULL OUT
YOURSELF, COLEMAN.
279
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,773
YOU'RE TUGGING.
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?
280
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,167
SOMETHING'S ALWAYS
BOTHERING YOU
281
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,517
WHEN YOU PULL
AT YOUR LIP.
282
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,998
[ chuckles ]
283
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,003
YOU KNOW,
WHEN TWO PEOPLE
284
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,005
LIVE TOGETHER
FOR 36 YEARS,
285
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:39,530
THEY DESERVE TO KNOW
WHAT THEY CAN EXPECT
FROM ONE ANOTHER.
286
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,968
THAT'S TRUE.
287
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:45,362
YOU ALWAYS SAID
YOU LIKED ADVENTURE.
288
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:49,497
OH, BUT THAT WAS
TRIPS TO PENNSYLVANIA,
NEW JERSEY.
289
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,021
I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS.
290
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,458
OH, THEN WHY DID YOU
291
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,504
PLAY THAT LITTLE GAME
WITH ME TONIGHT?
292
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:03,206
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PACIFY
A FOOLISH OLD MAN?
293
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,732
I DON'T KNOW.
294
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:17,046
I LOVE YOU,
DEAR WOMAN.
295
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:20,310
AND I WANT US TO BE
TOGETHER IN THIS LIFE
296
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,922
AS LONG AS NATURE
PERMITS.
297
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,055
THAT'S WHY.
298
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,231
WHAT'S WHY?
299
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,496
BECAUSE YOU'RE
A CHARMER.
300
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,978
WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?
301
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,588
[ light switch clicks ]
302
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,068
OH, DON'T YOU DARE.
303
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,593
TO HELL WITH IT.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
304
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,466
Bobby:
ONE, TWO,
A-ONE, TWO, THREE, AND...
305
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,816
Together:
♪ I'M GONNA WAIT
306
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:51,298
♪ TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR,
YEAH ♪
307
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:55,215
- ♪ WHEN THERE'S
NOBODY LEFT AROUND... ♪
- [ chattering ]
308
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,260
Bobby:
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE
AROUND-- NOBODY.
309
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:01,003
Together:
♪ I'M GONNA WAIT
TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR ♪
310
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,005
♪ THE MIDNIGHT HOUR...
311
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,181
[ laughing,
chattering ]
312
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:24,157
♪ NOW I CAN REMEMBER
313
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,117
♪ THE DRESS
THAT YOU WORE ♪
314
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:31,033
♪ BUT I NEVER REALLY
UNDERSTOOD ♪
315
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,645
♪ WHAT ALL THE TEARS
WERE FOR ♪
316
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,301
♪ AND YOU LOOKED
SO YOUNG ♪
317
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:42,479
♪ ON THAT SWEET
SUMMER MORNING ♪
318
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,482
♪ AND I THOUGHT
THAT YOU WOULD STAY
THE SAME ♪
319
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,007
♪ THE WAY YOU WERE
BEFORE ♪
320
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,403
♪ I GUESS THOSE DAYS
ARE OVER ♪
321
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,841
♪ AND WE CAN NEVER
GET THEM BACK ♪
322
00:16:56,885 --> 00:17:00,628
♪ 'CAUSE TIME
RUNS WILD ♪
323
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,935
♪ TIME RUNS FREE
324
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,721
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
325
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,377
♪ THAT'S LIVING
INSIDE OF ME ♪
326
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:15,164
♪ OH, NOW I GUESS
WE JUST GOT OLDER ♪
327
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,732
♪ I GUESS WE JUST
LOST TRACK ♪
328
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,562
♪ 'CAUSE TIME
RUNS WILD ♪
329
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:25,131
♪ TIME RUNS FREE
330
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,655
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
331
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,701
♪ THAT'S LIVING
INSIDE OF ME ♪
332
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:36,098
♪ HEY, TIME RUNS WILD
333
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:39,449
♪ TIME RUNS FREE
334
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,191
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
335
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,889
♪ THAT'S LIVING
INSIDE OF ME... ♪
336
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,066
LOOK, MAN, I'M BORED.
337
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,416
FORGET BOBBY AND DINGER.
LET'S GO.
338
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,809
HEY, WOULD YOU RELAX?
THEY'LL BE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
339
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,203
PARENTAL BULLSHIT.
340
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,944
LOOK WHO IT IS.
341
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,946
MUST BE
BAND PRACTICE, HUH?
342
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,209
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU BOYS FORGET
YOUR FLUTES?
343
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,258
- MAN, CHECK OUT
THE TITS ON THAT ONE.
- HEY, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
344
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,216
YEAH, I KNOW, JOEL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT?
345
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,479
- OH, I THINK YOU'RE
AN ASSHOLE, DUMAS.
- THAT'S IT, MAN.
346
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,481
HEY, CHILL OUT, MAN.
TIME AND PLACE.
347
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,483
NOT IN FRONT
OF THE LADIES.
348
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,006
OKAY.
349
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,140
DON'T FORGET TO WRITE,
OKAY, JOEL?
350
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,402
NICE JACKET.
351
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:22,405
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
352
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,582
♪ TIME RUNS
FREE ♪
353
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:29,282
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD... ♪
354
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,893
YO, KELLER, MAN, WAIT UP.
I CAN ONLY LIMP SO FAST.
355
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,983
YEAH, WELL,
YOUR MOM BROKE YOUR LEG.
YOU DEAL WITH IT.
356
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,464
OH, OH, THAT HURTS.
357
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,640
RAGGING ON MY MADRE,
DUDE.
358
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,602
WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
359
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,127
NOTHING NOW.
360
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,129
MAYBE A LITTLE
SOMETHING LATER.
361
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,609
COME ON.
362
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,787
♪ I'M LONGING TO LINGER
TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪
363
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,051
♪ JUST SAYING THIS
364
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,793
♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL
SUNBEAMS FIND YOU... ♪
365
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,143
[ laughing ]
366
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:08,190
♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE
ALL WORRIES BEHIND... ♪
367
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,802
[ laughing ]
COLEMAN.
368
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,369
IT'S TWO BLOCKS.
369
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,371
IT'S A MIRACLE
WE MADE IT HOME.
370
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,634
OH, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME
371
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,636
I EVER HAVE A DRINK
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
372
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,162
THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
373
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,816
NO, IT'S NOT.
THEY'RE ASSHOLES.
374
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,818
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.
375
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,778
WE'LL CATCH YOU GUYS
LATER.
376
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,302
WHOA, I SAID LATER,
DEREK.
377
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,788
SO, BOBBY,
YOUR PARENTS GIVING YOU
SHIT AGAIN OR WHAT?
378
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,094
YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW,
379
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,358
WE ALL GOT A JOB
TO DO.
380
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,577
THEY DO THEIRS.
I DO MINE.
381
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,579
YEP, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, PAL.
382
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,060
THIS THING'S HANDED DOWN
FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION.
383
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,105
IT'S LIKE THIS TRADITIONAL
THING, I THINK.
384
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,630
YOU THINK?
WELL, THERE'S
A NEW ONE FOR YOU.
385
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,719
[ both laugh ]
386
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:03,419
COME ON, JUST HELP ME
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
387
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:06,509
YOU DID SO WELL
THE FIRST TIME.
388
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,773
OH, COLEMAN,
DON'T SPOIL IT.
389
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,559
WE HAD SUCH
A WONDERFUL DAY.
390
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,082
MY HEAD IS SPINNING.
391
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,432
THAT'S JUST PERFECT--
NO INHIBITIONS.
392
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,869
ALL RIGHT, PROMISE ME,
IF I DO THIS,
393
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,871
THAT YOU'LL NEVER
BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN.
394
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,656
OKAY, I PROMISE.
395
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,702
YOU PROMISE?
WHY SHOULD I?
396
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,269
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.
397
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,142
I LOVE YOU TOO,
BUT I'M STILL COLD
OUT HERE.
398
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,236
WHY CAN'T WE
DO THIS INSIDE?
399
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,890
BECAUSE WE'RE CLOSER
TO NATURE.
400
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:44,286
- NOW FEEL THE ENERGY
OF THE EARTH COME UP...
- [ giggling ]
401
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:49,073
...THROUGH YOUR LEGS
AND ARMS.
402
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,337
IT FEELS SO GOOD.
403
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,342
BE LIKE THE ROOTS
OF A TREE.
404
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,344
YOU BE LIKE A ROOT.
405
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,346
I FEEL LIKE A SAP.
406
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,348
JUST RELAX.
407
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,350
STOP TELLING ME
TO RELAX.
408
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,787
OKAY, I WON'T.
409
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,919
LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU.
410
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:12,401
EXTEND OUT TO MEET IT.
411
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,970
STOP TALKING
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
412
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:22,716
COLEMAN, IT'S WORKING.
413
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,283
- NO, IT'S NOT, JOEL.
- RELAX.
414
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,589
STOP IT.
415
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,938
COME ON.
COME ON, GENIUS.
416
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,071
COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON, GOOD BOY.
417
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,769
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
LET'S GO. RUN.
418
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,946
RUN. GO WITH IT.
RUN.
419
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:39,254
WHY AM I RUNNING?
I HAVE A BROKEN LEG.
420
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,648
♪ WE WERE BORN
421
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,433
♪ BEFORE THE WIND
422
00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:49,177
♪ ALSO YOUNGER
THAN THE SUN ♪
423
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,748
♪ 'ERE THE BONNIE BOAT
WAS WON ♪
424
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,925
♪ AS WE SAILED
INTO THE MYSTIC ♪
425
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:07,064
♪ HARK NOW,
HEAR THE SAILORS CRY ♪
426
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,633
♪ SMELL THE SEA
427
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,722
♪ AND FEEL THE SKY
428
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,206
♪ LET YOUR SOUL
AND SPIRIT FLY ♪
429
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,948
♪ INTO THE MYSTIC
430
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,304
♪ AND WHEN THAT
FOGHORN BLOWS ♪
431
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,873
♪ I WILL BE
COMING HOME ♪
432
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,617
♪ MM MM
433
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:41,534
♪ AND WHEN THAT FOGHORN
WHISTLE BLOWS ♪
434
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,059
♪ I GOTTA HEAR IT
435
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:47,148
♪ I DON'T HAVE TO
FEAR IT ♪
436
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,672
♪ AND I
437
00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,458
♪ WANT TO ROCK
YOUR GYPSY SOUL ♪
438
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:57,376
♪ JUST LIKE WAY BACK
IN THE DAYS OF OLD ♪
439
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,946
♪ AND TOGETHER
WE WILL FLOAT ♪
440
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,035
♪ INTO THE MYSTIC
441
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:10,476
♪ COME ON, GIRL
442
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:34,804
♪ TOO LATE TO STOP NOW.
443
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,250
WHERE AM I?
444
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,688
OH, GREAT.
TELL HIM HE'S HOME, KIT.
445
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,255
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO'S HE?
446
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:53,519
WHO'S SHE?
WHERE AM I?
447
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,435
OH, MY LORD,
HE'S GOT AMNESIA.
448
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,698
HEY, BOBBY,
IT'S ME-- DINGER.
449
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,439
DON'T YOU KNOW ME?
450
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,441
- WHERE'S GENA?
- WHO'S GENA?
451
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,443
MAYBE HE HAS
A GIRLFRIEND.
452
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,923
NO, MA'AM, HE DOES
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
HER NAME IS SHELLEY.
453
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,491
- HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
- NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY GIRLFRIEND.
454
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,493
I WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.
HE'S ON DRUGS.
455
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,277
DON'T LOOK AT ME, SIR.
I'M TOTALLY CLEAN.
456
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,844
WHAT-- WHAT'S GOING ON?
457
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,106
HE'S MOVING.
458
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,108
YOU'D THINK
I CAN SEE THAT.
459
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,459
OH, MY GOD,
WHERE IS SHE?
460
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,938
WHERE IS WHO SHE?
461
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,245
WHERE'S SHELLEY SHE
OR WHERE IS LAINIE SHE?
462
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,813
- WHO THE HELL IS LAINIE?
- LAINIE'S JOEL'S
GIRLFRIEND, SIR.
463
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,468
- WHO'S JOEL?
- WOW, THIS IS WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.
464
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,470
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS DATING.
465
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,907
WELL, SHE'S A VERY
NICE GIRL, MA'AM.
466
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:40,087
OH, MY GOD.
I'M HIM.
467
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,003
SHIT!
468
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,526
HELP!
469
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,528
DINGLES, GO AFTER HIM.
470
00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,399
IT'S DINGER, SIR. I CAN'T.
I HAVE A BROKEN LEG.
471
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,401
WOULD YOU MOVE?
472
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,925
HE'S DATING.
473
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,321
OH, NO MILK, NO COOKIES--
NOTHING.
474
00:24:57,365 --> 00:25:00,629
♪ WHERE IS SHE?
475
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,152
♪ WHERE IS SHE?
476
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,894
♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING
477
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,506
♪ NIGHT AND DAWN...
478
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,595
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OVER THERE, YOU
ROTTEN LITTLE BUTT WAD?
479
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,988
HEY, JACK,
IT'S ME-- COLE--
480
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,817
GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG, OR I'M
GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS.
481
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,602
WHERE THE HELL
CAN HE BE?
482
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,865
IF SOMETHING HAPPENS
TO HIM, KIT, I'M JUST--
483
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,823
GUS, DO YOU THINK
HE KNOWS WHO WE ARE?
484
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:23,347
OF COURSE HE KNOWS WHO WE--
WELL, ON THE OTHER HAND--
485
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,219
YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET HIM
THE BEST HELP MONEY CAN BUY.
486
00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:27,003
WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT
YEARS AGO.
487
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,528
- BOBBY.
- MOM?
488
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,705
HEY, IT'S A START.
489
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,751
CAN I GO TO SLEEP
NOW, PLEASE?
490
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:40,147
HE MUST HAVE HAD
A VERY TRYING DAY.
491
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,671
WHERE IS MY BEDROOM?
492
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,589
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
493
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:54,074
♪ WHERE IS SHE?
494
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,388
THAT WAS AMAZING.
495
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,000
WHAT HAPPENED?
496
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,305
GENA,
497
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,699
WHERE WERE YOU?
498
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,745
WITH YOU.
499
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:15,835
ALWAYS.
500
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,663
BUT I COULDN'T
FIND YOU.
501
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,926
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE TO LOOK.
[ echoing ]
502
00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:22,668
Bobby:
COLEMAN.
503
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:25,061
HEY, POPS,
WELCOME TO DREAMLAND,
504
00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:27,063
WHERE YOU GET TO LIVE
MY LIFE.
505
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,718
HERE I AM, OVER HERE.
DON'T YOU SEE ME?
506
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,981
- YOU.
- ME.
507
00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,069
YOU.
508
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,288
ME.
509
00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:40,860
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN.
510
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:43,427
HEY, I WAS JUST MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS.
511
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:46,039
SOME SHORTCUTS ARE NOT
WORTH IT THESE DAYS.
512
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,388
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
513
00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:49,259
GET OUT OF HERE
AND DON'T COME BACK.
514
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,087
HEY, JACK, IT'S ME--
COLEMAN.
515
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,915
I THINK HE WAS
TALKING TO ME.
516
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:55,265
- NOW YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
- LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
517
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:56,789
COLEMAN, IS THAT YOU?
518
00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:00,183
WELL, WE'VE ESTABLISHED
OUR BASIC QUESTION.
519
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,881
YOU-- ME.
520
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:07,016
YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE
ANY OF THE ANSWERS.
521
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,366
WHAT DO YOUKNOW
ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
522
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,630
SHIT, I'M JUST
CAUGHT IN A DREAM.
523
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,240
AND I DON'T EVEN
THINK IT'S MINE.
524
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,024
WELL, IT CERTAINLY
ISN'T MINE.
525
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,287
WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO WAS DICKING AROUND
WITH REALITY, PAL.
526
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,768
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
I JUST WANT MY WIFE BACK.
527
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:22,641
OH, YOU MEAN THAT SWEET,
LOVELY OLD LADY
WAS YOUR WIFE?
528
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,252
- THEN YOU'VE SEEN HER?
- OH, YEAH, I SAW HER
A FEW MINUTES AGO.
529
00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,645
SHE WAS PACKING
SOME THINGS UP.
530
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,908
PACKING?
WHAT? WHY?
531
00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:30,910
WELL, YOU KNOW,
532
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,912
YOU ARE THE BRAINS
AROUND HERE, POPS,
533
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,044
BUT LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING
JUST TO CLUE YOU IN--
534
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:38,787
WHEN YOU PACK,
LEAVING USUALLY
TENDS TO FOLLOW.
535
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:41,398
- TAKE ME TO HER.
- OH, I CAN'T,
536
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:44,488
BECAUSE PART OF HER
IS WHERE YOU ARE.
537
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,142
WELL, WHERE AM I?
538
00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:48,231
I DON'T KNOW.
539
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,233
BUT WHEREVER YOU ARE,
540
00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:54,455
WAKE UP SOON,
BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL.
541
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,501
OH, YEAH, POPS,
IF YOU DON'T FIND
GENA SOON,
542
00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,026
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE
HER FOREVER. HEH!
543
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:12,212
♪ GOT THE LOOK,
GOT THE STYLE ♪
544
00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:16,129
♪ GOT ALL THE MOVES
THAT DRIVE WOMEN WILD... ♪
545
00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:17,608
NO.
546
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,175
THIS WOULD LOOK
BETTER ON IKE.
547
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,700
WHERE THE HELL
DOES THIS KID SHOP?
548
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,963
WHAT--?
549
00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:25,704
AT LEAST HE'S GOT
A GOOD BODY.
550
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:29,011
OKAY, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE? A DUCK.
551
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:30,709
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
TOO FLASHY.
552
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,711
WHY DO THEY HAVE
LITTLE CEREAL BOWLS
553
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,669
ROLLED UP AT THE END
OF THEIR SLEEVES?
554
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,889
WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS THING--?
555
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:44,244
♪ I FIGURED OUT
HOW TO GET MY THRILL ♪
556
00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,725
- ♪ IF YOU WANT
TO KNOCK THEM DEAD... ♪
- AT LEAST I'M NOT THIN.
557
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,596
♪ YOU'VE GOT TO DRESS
TO KILL. ♪
558
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,384
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA
EAT THAT, ARE YOU?
559
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:56,430
IS HE OKAY?
560
00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,432
ASK HIM IF HE WANTS
A POP-TART.
561
00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:00,434
Dinger:
YO, BOBBY, LET'S GO.
562
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:03,045
TELL HIM
DINGER IS HERE.
563
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,701
I'M SORRY,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
564
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,008
- GUS.
- GUS. AND...
565
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:11,227
- MOM.
- MOM.
566
00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:14,622
GUS AND MOM.
WELL, I'LL SEE
YOU GUYS LATER.
567
00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,669
GUS, I'M GONNA CALL
DR. JORDAN
568
00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:20,976
AND HAVE HIS HEAD--
HAVE HIM LOOK HIM OVER.
569
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,763
I DON'T KNOW. AT LEAST
HE'S FINALLY APPRECIATING
THE TIE I GOT HIM.
570
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,591
- [ screaming ]
- OKAY, OKAY.
571
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,593
JUST THE WAY
I LIKE IT.
572
00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:32,640
- OH. OH. THE RUG.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
573
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:35,425
[ imitating guitar riffs ]
574
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,825
WHAT DID YOU DO,
RUN OUT OF MOUSSE?
575
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:46,088
YOU'RE DINGER, RIGHT?
576
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,090
RIGHT.
ME-- DINGER.
577
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:50,092
YOU-- BOBBY.
578
00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:52,486
ME LOOK COOL.
YOU LOOK LIKE
SHIT, PAL.
579
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:53,792
IT'S OKAY, THOUGH.
IT'S OKAY.
580
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,794
WE'LL MAKE IT
A FASHION STATEMENT.
581
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,708
OH, LISTEN, I'VE GOT
SOME THINGS TO DO.
582
00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,319
I'LL MEET YOU
AT SCHOOL.
583
00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:02,888
BOBBY, ISN'T THERE
ANY FILM LEFT IN YOUR
CAMERA, DUDE?
584
00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:05,368
LOOK, YOU CANNOT CUT
ANY MORE CLASSES.
585
00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:08,284
BOBBY, YOU'RE ALREADY
ON THE BOYS' V.P.
MOST-WANTED LIST.
586
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,286
YOU GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL.
IT'S A DIRTY JOB.
587
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,288
SOMEONE'S GOTTA
DO IT, OKAY?
588
00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,638
SCHOOL, YOU KNOW,
SCHOOL?
589
00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:15,814
OKAY.
590
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,251
HEY, BUDDY,
SCHOOL'S THAT WAY,
591
00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,948
YONDER.
592
00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:22,777
"WE TRAFFIC
IN MOCKERY"--
593
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,171
YEATS, 1928.
594
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:31,003
OKAY, SURE.
IT'S OKAY, PAL.
595
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,005
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'VE BEEN THERE.
596
00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:35,007
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
SHH, IT'S OKAY.
597
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:37,052
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M HERE. I'M WITH YOU.
598
00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:40,273
YOU'RE OKAY.
YOU'RE SECURE.
599
00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:43,842
♪ THAT'S GREAT, IT STARTS
WITH AN EARTHQUAKE ♪
600
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,974
♪ BIRDS AND SNAKES,
AN AEROPLANE ♪
601
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:49,499
♪ LENNY BRUCE
IS NOT AFRAID... ♪
602
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,979
THAT'S NOT FUNNY,
YOU KNOW.
603
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,155
YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED.
YOU NEED A GOOD EDUCATION.
604
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,114
OH, PREPARE THIS.
605
00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:57,116
HEY, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
606
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,944
THAT THIS IS
PRIVATE PROPERTY?
607
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,511
BOBBY, YOU'RE STARTING
TO SOUND LIKE THAT OLD MAN.
COME ON.
608
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:04,906
OH, SORRY, I--
I JUST WANT TO SHOW
SOME PROPER RESPECT.
609
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,603
OKAY, SURE.
WHAM!
610
00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:09,258
HEY. GOD, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SMASH THE FLOWERS.
611
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:11,260
BOBBY, WE ALWAYS
SMASH THE FLOWERS.
612
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:13,132
IT'S A TRADITION
WITH US, PAL.
613
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308
GOD DAMN, YOU'RE UPTIGHT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU'VE BEEN LAID?
614
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,918
THE OLD MAN--
HE'S GONE.
615
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,833
GOOD. MAYBE HE'S GONE
FOREVER AND EVER.
616
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,009
- WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
- RELAX.
617
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,055
♪ YOU VITRIOLIC, PATRIOTIC,
SLAM, FIGHT ♪
618
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,013
♪ BRIGHT LIGHT,
FEELING PRETTY PSYCHED... ♪
619
00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:26,928
- WHAT?
- ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT... ♪
620
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:30,192
- OH, MY GOD.
- COME ON.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
621
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:33,195
- WELL, A PRETTY CALM DAY.
- ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT... ♪
622
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:37,330
AT LEAST TODAY IT'S CALM.
IT'S A PRETTY CALM DAY.
IT'S NICE.
623
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,506
IT'S A JUNGLE.
THEY'RE ANIMALS.
624
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:41,987
- ♪ I FEEL FINE...
- Bobby: I THINK I'M
GONNA BE NAUSEOUS.
625
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,903
- Girl: HEY, WATCH OUT.
- Dinger: WHAT'S WRONG?
626
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:47,166
- WHERE'S THE LAVATORY?
- THE LAVA-WHAT?
627
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,298
- THE LAVATORY.
WHERE'S THE LAVATORY?
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.
628
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,735
UH, IT'S UP THERE--
THE BATHROOM, RIGHT?
629
00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,737
OBVIOUSLY.
630
00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:56,392
WELL, WHEN SOME
PEOPLE GOTTA GO,
THEY GOTTA GO.
631
00:31:56,436 --> 00:32:00,440
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT ♪
632
00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:05,271
♪ IT'S THE END
OF THE WORLD AS WE
KNOW IT ♪
633
00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:08,709
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT... ♪
634
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:11,451
HEY, KELLER.
635
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,756
HEY, ASSHOLE,
636
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,976
I HEARD ABOUT YOU
BANGING LAINIE
LAST NIGHT.
637
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,065
HELLO, KELLER.
638
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:20,416
KELLER.
639
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,331
YOU BRAIN-DEAD, MAN?
640
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,943
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
641
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,596
[ toilet flushes ]
642
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,121
OH, HE'S BEGGING.
HE'S BEGGING.
643
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,514
WHAT ARE YOU
BEGGING FOR, BOBBY?
644
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,429
ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR A PIECE OF ASS,
KELLER?
645
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,954
- THAT IS A SHARP TIE
YOU GOT THERE, TONTO.
- THANK YOU.
646
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,173
HEY, BACK OFF,
DUMASS.
647
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,088
THAT'S DUMAS, JOEL.
648
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,003
- YOU KNOW THAT'S FRENCH?
- RIGHT.
649
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,875
YOU MEAN DUMBASS.
IT MIGHT BE A FOREIGN OBJECT,
BUT IT AIN'T FRENCH.
650
00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:47,095
[ laughs mockingly ]
651
00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:49,097
BOO.
652
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,099
I WILL REMEMBER THAT,
LITTLE MAN.
653
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,493
HEY, I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
654
00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:57,105
IT'S THE ONLY TIE I HAVE.
I LIKE THE TIE.
655
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,281
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH, I'M FINE.
THANK YOU.
656
00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:01,588
WHAT DID YOU GUYS LEAVE ME
IN THERE FOR? I COULD HAVE
GOT MY ASS KICKED.
657
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,459
I DIDN'T, THOUGH.
I WAS BRILLIANT.
658
00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:05,896
WHAA! 'CAUSE I DID
MY KUNG FU SHIT.
659
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,681
I NEED
A STIFF DRINK.
660
00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:11,685
HEY, WANT TO WATCH
WHERE THE HELL
YOU'RE GOING?
661
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:14,122
LAST NIGHT YOU HURT LAINIE.
DO IT AGAIN AND
I'LL HURT YOU.
662
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,124
- YOU GOT IT? HUH?
- YEAH.
663
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:19,084
- THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
IS APOLOGIZE, ALL RIGHT?
- I'M SORRY.
664
00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,216
AND IF YOU'VE GOT
ANY MOUSSE,
665
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,045
- I WANT YOU TO USE IT.
- OKAY.
666
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:27,005
- ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT.
THAT WAY?
667
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,529
- APOLOGIZE.
- THAT WAY?
668
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,667
ALL RIGHT,
THERE SHE IS.
GO APOLOGIZE.
669
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,713
HER?
670
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:49,157
UM, EXCUSE ME.
671
00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,159
IT'S YOU.
672
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,987
YEAH, MAY I SPEAK
WITH YOU, PLEASE?
673
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,989
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I'M NOT SURE.
674
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,991
NEITHER AM I.
675
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,601
DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?
676
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:01,300
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
677
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:04,390
I HOPE SO.
GOD, I HOPE SO.
678
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:05,913
ME TOO.
679
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,350
GENA, IT ISYOU.
680
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,744
- I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
- WHO'S GENA?
681
00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:13,486
SO I FIGURED YOU'D
BUMP INTO EACH OTHER
SOONER OR LATER.
682
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:15,966
I'VE GOT TO TALK
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
683
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,359
WHAT?
684
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,492
NOW HOW ARE YOU GONNA
GET US OUT OF THIS?
685
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:22,538
I'M A WRECK.
I HAD TO GO ALONG WITH YOU
AND YOU HAD TO GET ME INVOLVED.
686
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,889
I'LL GET US OUT OF IT,
I SWEAR, JUST AS LONG
AS WE HAVE EACH OTHER.
687
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,456
NO, NO, NO,
THIS ISN'T THE TIME.
688
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,371
BUT, GENA, I'M SO HAPPY
YOU FOUND ME.
689
00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:31,547
GENA?
WHO IS GENA?
690
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:33,593
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER
DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
691
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,116
AND SHE CAN
GET IN TROUBLE
692
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,118
AND YOU CAN TAKE HER
TO THE DANCE ON SATURDAY.
693
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:40,382
SOME ACCIDENTS
AREN'T ACCIDENTS.
THEY'RE BAD KARMA, OKAY?
694
00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:42,384
GOD PUNISHES PEOPLE,
AND DON'T FORGET THAT.
695
00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,212
- [ bell ringing ]
- WAIT A MINUTE.
696
00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:47,520
HEY, BUDDY, RELAX.
THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME
FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF.
697
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,522
- LET'S GO TO CLASS.
COME ON.
- SHIT.
698
00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,524
JOEL, BUDDY, CLASS.
699
00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:55,223
HELLO, BOYS.
DON'T SAY HELLO, BOBBY.
700
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:58,052
PISSING THEM ALL OFF
TODAY, HUH, BOB?
701
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,109
JESUS.
702
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,556
Man:
'MORNING.
SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
703
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:26,036
BOBBY, YOU'RE
IN MY SEAT. GET UP.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
704
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,995
GET UP.
EVERYONE'S WATCHING US.
GET UP.
705
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,130
BOBBY, GET AWAY FROM ME.
I JUST DROPPED MY CANE.
706
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,262
YOUR SEAT'S THREE BACK.
GO, GO, YOU'RE MESSING UP.
GO, GO.
707
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,960
WHY IS HE BEING
SUCH A DWEEB TODAY?
708
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,962
I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
BUT HE'S MY DWEEB.
709
00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:40,964
HE'S A VERY
WEIRD DWEEB.
710
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:43,706
ZERO IS
A SIGNIFICANT DIGIT,
711
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,795
FOR IT HAS MEANING.
712
00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:48,755
THE LAST DIGIT
WRITTEN DOWN FOR
ANY MEASUREMENT
713
00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,626
IS THE UNCERTAIN DIGIT.
714
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,281
ALL NONZERO DIGITS
IN A MEASUREMENT
715
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:55,283
ARE SIGNIFICANT.
716
00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:56,806
ZEROS ARE OFTEN...
717
00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:58,634
[ bell ringing ]
718
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,290
- MR. KELLER.
- WHAT?
719
00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:04,988
- SIT DOWN.
- I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
I GOTTA GO.
720
00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:06,512
SIT DOWN.
721
00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:08,427
SIR, THIS IS
MY I.O.U. HOMEWORK.
I OWE YOU HOMEWORK, SIR.
722
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:09,950
- THANK YOU, DINGER.
- A LOT OF HOMEWORK, SIR.
723
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:11,473
- THANKS.
- THANK YOU, SIR.
724
00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,606
FIRST, YOU WERE LATE.
725
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:18,088
NUMBER TWO, THIS WOULD MAKE
A DECENT HALFTIME SCORE.
726
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,656
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
AND YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
727
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,050
SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE
YOUR PROBLEM?
728
00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,487
I'M NOT SURE, SIR,
BUT I CAN IMPROVE.
729
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:27,924
YEAH, AND HOW
WILL YOU DO THAT?
730
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,970
S.A.T.s ARE SATURDAY.
731
00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:33,234
WELL, I MUST TRY HARDER.
I MUST APPLY MYSELF.
732
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,932
I MUST REALIZE
THAT "IGNORANCE IS
THE ONLY SLAVERY"--
733
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,500
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL,
1876.
734
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:42,243
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT ♪
735
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:45,290
♪ IT'S THE END
OF THE WORLD ♪
736
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:48,467
♪ AS WE KNOW IT...
737
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,643
KELLER, IT'S REALLY WEIRD
WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
738
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,688
YOUR OWN
LOCKER COMBINATION.
739
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,690
YEAH.
740
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,954
THERE MUST BE A LOT
OF THINGS YOU DON'T
REMEMBER, RIGHT?
741
00:36:57,998 --> 00:37:01,131
LOOK, I MAY NOT BE
A GENIUS, BUT I'M DOING
ALL RIGHT IN SCHOOL,
742
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:03,133
WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN
SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE.
743
00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:05,135
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
744
00:37:05,179 --> 00:37:07,573
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
TUGGING YOUR LIP?
745
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,532
I DON'T TUG
ON MY LIP.
746
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,449
- YOU JUST DID.
- SO WHAT?
747
00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,451
BOBBY, LOOK, YOU'RE BEING
REALLY WEIRD--
748
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:19,237
I MEAN, WEIRDER THAN USUAL,
AND THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.
749
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,196
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE.
750
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,632
LOOK, I'M GONNA
BE LATE.
751
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,895
NICE COAT.
752
00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,767
NICE COAT?
WELL, MAYBE LATER.
753
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,421
YEAH, OKAY,
MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL.
754
00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,336
LOOK, CHILL OUT
A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
I GOTTA GO.
755
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,774
OKAY, LET'S GO UP
FOR SOME COMMANDO.
756
00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:41,476
THAT'S RIGHT,
MESSING WITH RAMBO'S
LITTLE BROTHER.
757
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,566
THAT'S RIGHT.
OH, DUST, PAL, DUST--
FIRST MISTAKE.
758
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,268
NICE TEETH.
759
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:52,705
[ barks ]
DUDE-- OW.
760
00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:55,664
WHY SIT IN GEEK FIELD,
BOBBY?
761
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,666
JUST A LITTLE QUESTION.
762
00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,278
A REFRESHING
CHANGE OF PACE, DINGER?
763
00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:02,715
ALL RIGHT, ACCEPTABLE.
IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.
764
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,631
IT'S NOT ONE OF YOUR BEST,
BUT IT'S OKAY, PAL.
765
00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,894
THEN AGAIN, WHERE WOULD
BOBBY KELLER BE
766
00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,896
WITHOUT A CYNICAL
EAT-SHIT-AND-DIE
ATTITUDE
767
00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:12,638
AND SARCASM THAT
SHOULD BE REGISTERED
AS A LETHAL WEAPON?
768
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,423
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO KNOW.
769
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,860
WHERE ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT GOING, HARD-ON?
770
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:20,863
I'M GOING TO HAVE
LUNCH OVER THERE.
771
00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:23,257
AMNESIA STRIKES AT WILL.
772
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,781
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD START
CHARGING YOU A PSYCHIATRIC
FEE, MAN.
773
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:29,742
BOBBY, WE ARE NOT
SUPPOSED TO GO EAT WITH
THE GORGEOUS WOMEN--
774
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:32,135
YOU KNOW, WOMEN?
WE'RE ON PROBATION.
775
00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:34,877
YOU KNOW, BOBBY, PROBATION--
MEN IN CAGES, BOYS IN BONDAGE.
776
00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:37,445
I THINK BOBBY'S
SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK--
777
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:39,534
- SOME GIRL NAMED GENA.
- LUCKY BREAK, IF YOU ASK ME.
778
00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,536
NO, IT ISN'T,
BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE HIM.
779
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,451
YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
HE'S WEIRD THIS
MORNING, BUT--
780
00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,627
YEAH, LOOKS LIKE
HE KNOWS IT TOO. HE EXILED
HIMSELF TO SLUGVILLE.
781
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:48,108
- DID YOU SEE HIM
WITH THE GEEKS?
- YEAH, I DID.
782
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:49,283
- LAINIE.
- HUH?
783
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,719
WHAT WERE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THIS MORNING?
784
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:53,331
UM, HOMEWORK.
785
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,550
NO. WRONG. HUH-UH.
I DO HIS HOMEWORK.
786
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:56,725
WELL, TENSION.
787
00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:59,772
- HEY, GIRLS.
- HI, GUYS.
788
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,774
HEY, WHOA, JOEL,
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE?
789
00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:04,167
- LET ME HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
LET ME HAVE TWO OF THEM.
- OKAY.
790
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,996
ANYTHING ELSE ON THERE?
ALL RIGHT, THANKS A LOT.
791
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,998
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
IN DORKVILLE?
792
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,784
- WOW, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY THAT, DINGER?
793
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:14,352
NOTHING.
ME AND BOBBY WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT EVIL THINGS,
794
00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:16,266
AND YOU GUYS
HAPPENED TO SHOW UP.
NOTHING AT ALL.
795
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,181
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR THIS SHIT, DINGER.
796
00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:21,184
WHAT IS WRONG WITH
EVERYBODY NOWADAYS?
797
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:23,448
I MEAN, ISN'T THERE
ANY LOVE LEFT IN OUR
UNIVERSE, HUH?
798
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,319
Together:
SHUT UP, DINGER.
799
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,408
OH, SHUT UP, DINGER?
REAL MATURE.
800
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,497
- REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY MATURE.
- BYE, DINGER.
801
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:32,195
HEY, BOB, SORRY
ABOUT THIS MORNING.
I'M JUST A LITTLE UPTIGHT.
802
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,807
HEY, THAT'S QUITE
ALL RIGHT.
803
00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,983
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CONSUME THAT, ARE YOU?
804
00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:40,595
DON'T YOU REALIZE
ALL THE CHOLESTEROL
AND FAT--?
805
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:43,685
I'M SORRY.
I LIKE BAD BOYS.
806
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:06,012
♪ I SCREAM,
YOU RUN ♪
807
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:09,407
♪ THIS LOVE'S
A HOT GUN ♪
808
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,497
♪ YOU SAY
YOU'RE THROUGH ♪
809
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:15,456
♪ BUT I KNOW
IT'S NOT TRUE ♪
810
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,285
♪ DON'T BE SO SURE
811
00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:21,680
♪ THAT YOU DON'T
NEED ME ♪
812
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:25,379
♪ THIS TIME
YOU'LL TAKE THE FALL ♪
813
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,861
♪ BABY, BELIEVE ME
814
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,689
♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT
815
00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:35,215
♪ YOU'LL BE LONELY
WHEN I'M GONE ♪
816
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:37,130
♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT
817
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:40,002
♪ YOU'LL BE SAD AND LOST
WHEN YOU FIND OUT ♪
818
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:43,919
♪ YOU WERE WRONG
819
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,712
♪ DON'T CRY,
DON'T WEEP ♪
820
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:57,106
♪ GOOD LOVE
DON'T COME CHEAP ♪
821
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,935
♪ JUST GO,
AND YOU'LL SEE ♪
822
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:02,547
♪ THAT I SAID
WHAT I MEAN... ♪
823
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:04,418
HI, KELLER.
824
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,202
I GUESS I'M NOT
A GOOD DANCER ANYMORE.
825
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:09,379
LAINIE, LISTEN,
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
826
00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:11,686
YEAH, WE GOTTA STOP
MEETING LIKE THAT.
827
00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:13,601
NO, LAINIE, PLEASE,
828
00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:16,299
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
829
00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:18,432
LOOK, IT'S OVER.
NO BIG TRAGEDY.
830
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,694
I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.
831
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,391
LOOK, I GOTTA GO
TAKE A SHOWER.
832
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:24,046
IF YOU REALLY
NEED TO TALK TO ME,
COME BY MY HOUSE LATER.
833
00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,490
[ both chuckle ]
834
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,492
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO FIND ME, DON'T YOU?
835
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,494
WHAT ARE
FRIENDS FOR, HUH?
836
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:38,147
BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT?
837
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,019
RIGHT ON, MAN.
838
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,412
SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND,
I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU.
839
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,414
[ chuckles ]
AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
840
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,808
[ chuckles ]
THAT MIGHT BE, ROBERT,
841
00:41:46,852 --> 00:41:49,332
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU
AND MISS DIAMOND, HUH?
842
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,031
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
843
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:55,338
THAT'S GOOD, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE JOEL IS REALLY,
REALLY CRAZY
844
00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,340
ABOUT THAT YOUNG LADY.
845
00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:59,778
YOU KNOW, HE'S ALSO
A LITTLE BIT ON THE EDGE
846
00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:01,780
WHEN IT COMES TO HER,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
847
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,346
SO IF YOU WANT
TO STAY HEALTHY,
848
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:05,610
TAKE A LOT, A LOT OF
FLINTSTONES VITAMINS
849
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,526
AND STAY AWAY FROM
LAINIE, OKAY, PLEASE?
850
00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,745
OKAY, I'LL KEEP THAT
IN MIND.
851
00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,442
THANK YOU.
852
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:15,968
LISTEN, I'VE GOT SOME
THINGS I HAVE TO DO.
853
00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:18,318
OKAY, LET'S GO DO THEM
TOGETHER, BE A TEAM.
854
00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,320
NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
855
00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,714
I GOTTA BE ALONE
FOR A WHILE.
856
00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:24,716
SURE.
857
00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:26,587
NO PROBLEM.
858
00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:29,155
NO SKIN OFF MY BACK.
I CAN HANG.
859
00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:33,942
JUST ANOTHER BORING DAY
IN THE COURT FOR ME,
THAT'S ALL.
860
00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:36,771
YEP, THAT'S ALL
THAT IS FOR ME.
861
00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:38,730
[ harrumphs ]
LIFE.
862
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,953
[ distant dog barking ]
863
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:55,050
MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME
THERE'S SOME URGENCY
TO YOUR VISIT.
864
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:57,052
WHAT'VE YOU GOT
FOR ME THIS TIME?
865
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:59,707
WATER BALLOONS?
866
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,796
IKE, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
867
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,451
WELL, I'M HAPPY
TO SEE YOU TOO.
868
00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:06,888
AH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE
EVEN HAPPIER TO SEE ME
869
00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,586
IN A MINUTE.
870
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,849
WELL, I CAN
ONLY GET SO HAPPY,
AND THEN I PEAK.
871
00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,502
LET'S SIT DOWN.
872
00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:14,896
IKE, LISTEN TO ME.
873
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,898
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO LISTEN TO WHAT I'M
ABOUT TO TELL YOU.
874
00:43:16,942 --> 00:43:20,032
IT'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH,
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO
BELIEVE ME, OKAY?
875
00:43:20,075 --> 00:43:22,382
YOU HAVE TO USE
ALL YOUR FACULTIES.
876
00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,385
YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING
TO SUSPEND YOUR NORMAL
PATTERNS OF THINKING.
877
00:43:25,428 --> 00:43:28,170
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE IN
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.
878
00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:31,739
YOU'RE NOT WORKING WITH
THE YOUNG REPUBLICANS,
ARE YOU?
879
00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:35,700
- OH, THIS IS INEFFECTIVE.
- [ chuckles ]
880
00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:39,225
IKE, COME HERE.
COME HERE.
881
00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:42,620
LOOK AT ME.
882
00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:45,274
IKE,
883
00:43:45,318 --> 00:43:48,408
IT'S ME--
YOUR BEST FRIEND
884
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,889
COLEMAN.
885
00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:53,195
COME AGAIN?
886
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,721
GENA AND I TRIED
THE EXPERIMENT,
887
00:43:56,764 --> 00:43:59,245
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
SOMETHING HAPPENED,
888
00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:02,074
I DON'T KNOW WHAT,
BUT I GOT TRAPPED
IN THIS BODY
889
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:03,597
AND I CAN'T GET OUT.
890
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,468
CALL THE HOUSE.
891
00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,296
I'M NOT THERE.
I'M HERE.
892
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,298
AND I HAD THIS DREAM.
IT WAS--
893
00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:13,085
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
894
00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,695
TO MY FRIENDS,
HAVE YOU?
895
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:19,613
OH, GOD, YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING TO ME.
896
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,703
I'M TIRED.
897
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,836
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY
AT SCHOOL.
898
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:27,795
[ chuckles ]
WHERE'S COLEMAN?
899
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:30,406
HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS,
DIDN'T HE?
900
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:33,105
[ sighs ]
IKE, REMEMBER WHAT
OSCAR WILDE SAID
901
00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:35,585
ABOUT A CYNIC, 1892?
902
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,153
"NONE OF THIS IS FOLDEROL."
903
00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:40,373
WOULD I KNOW THIS?
WATCH.
904
00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:51,471
COLEMAN COULD HAVE
SHOWED YOU THAT.
905
00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:53,473
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
906
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:56,041
REMEMBER THAT STORY
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE TWO
DANCING FILIPINO GIRLS
907
00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:58,043
ON YOUR FIRST SHORE
LEAVE IN MANILA?
908
00:44:58,086 --> 00:45:00,262
I NEVER BELIEVED YOU,
RIGHT?
909
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:06,399
- IT'S A TRUE STORY.
- IKE, I'M WILLING
TO BELIEVE YOU,
910
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:09,532
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE
WILLING TO BELIEVE ME.
911
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,186
SMUDGE.
CAREFUL, HE BITES.
912
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:13,449
SMUDGE, SMUDGE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.
913
00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:17,192
COME HERE, COME HERE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.
914
00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:20,239
- HI, SHEILA.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
915
00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:22,154
I TOLD HIM.
916
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,156
OH. YOU KNOW,
IT'S AMAZING.
917
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,114
THAT DOG
HATES EVERYBODY.
918
00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:31,119
EXCEPT COLEMAN.
919
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,994
- DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
- NO, I DON'T.
920
00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:38,692
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
GIVE IN TO A MAN?
921
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,912
LOOK WHERE IT GOT YOU.
922
00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:45,351
I DIDN'T DO SO BADLY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL THIS?
923
00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:49,268
MOM, YOU DID EVERYTHING
TO PLEASE DADDY.
924
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,531
SO WHAT DID HE DO?
HE TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED
925
00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:53,533
AND LEFT YOU
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.
926
00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:56,710
APPARENTLY
IT WASN'T ENOUGH.
927
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,886
I COULD HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE WARMER.
928
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:04,805
ALL I KNOW IS JOEL'S ONE OF
THE FEW BOYS IN THIS TOWN
WITH A REAL FUTURE.
929
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,764
HIS PARENTS ARE
DOING QUITE WELL.
930
00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,243
HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH
AROUND THE EDGES,
931
00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:09,810
BUT HE'S SMART
AND HE'LL GO ON
TO COLLEGE.
932
00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:11,333
MOM, I'M IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
933
00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:13,292
SO JOEL'S TERRIFIC,
BUT IS THAT ANY
REASON TO--?
934
00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:16,512
TO WHAT?
DON'T PUT WORDS
IN MY MOUTH.
935
00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:17,818
[ knocks ]
936
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,560
NO, JUST THOUGHTS
IN MY HEAD.
937
00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:23,084
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK
ON ME, YOUNG LADY.
938
00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:27,915
- HI, KELLER.
- HELLO, LAINIE.
939
00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:29,917
DO YOU HAVE TIME
TO TALK?
940
00:46:29,961 --> 00:46:31,527
WELL, BOBBY,
941
00:46:31,571 --> 00:46:33,703
IT'S A SHAME
YOU DIDN'T KNOCK
SOME SENSE INTO HER.
942
00:46:33,747 --> 00:46:35,705
HI, MISS DIAMOND.
943
00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:37,533
BOBBY, I'M NOT
IN A VERY GOOD MOOD.
944
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,361
IN THAT CASE, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD COME BACK
945
00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:41,363
WHEN HER TEENAGE YEARS
ARE OVER.
946
00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:43,017
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
947
00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,063
TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME
AND BECOME A PROSTITUTE.
948
00:46:45,106 --> 00:46:46,804
OH, THEN THIS
MUST BE YOUR--
949
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:48,631
MOTHER, DON'T.
950
00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:50,720
BYE, MISS DIAMOND.
951
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,681
HEY, I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR DOING THIS.
952
00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,596
ANYTHING TO GET AWAY
FROM MY MOTHER.
953
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,163
GEE, THANKS.
I'M FLATTERED.
954
00:46:58,206 --> 00:46:59,860
THAT WAS SARCASTIC?
955
00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,862
NO, I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE MYSELF.
956
00:47:03,733 --> 00:47:07,302
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO TALK.
957
00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:10,001
COME ON, I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
958
00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:20,533
♪ WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS SHE? ♪
959
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:23,101
♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING
960
00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:25,016
♪ NIGHT AND DAWN...
961
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:27,018
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
962
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:28,715
WE'RE GOING
INSIDE THE HOUSE.
963
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,499
I'M NOT GOING
IN THERE.
964
00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,501
WHY NOT? COME ON.
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.
965
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,503
BOBBY, ARE YOU GONNA
HIT ME AGAIN?
966
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:36,505
NO, I'M NOT GONNA
HIT YOU AGAIN.
967
00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:37,680
COME ON.
968
00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:39,334
NO WAY.
969
00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:41,336
CHICKEN.
970
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,990
♪ WHERE IS SHE?
971
00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:45,645
♪ I'VE BEEN
SEARCHING ♪
972
00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:48,909
♪ ON AND ON.
973
00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,827
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- GETTING SOME REAL FOOD.
974
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,829
EWW, BOBBY,
THAT'S COLD TOFU.
975
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,831
MM, I KNOW.
IT'S SO GOOD.
WANT SOME?
976
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,225
NO. WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
977
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,314
AND WHY DO YOU
HAVE THE KEY?
978
00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:05,230
I'M WATCHING THE HOUSE
FOR THE OLD PEOPLE,
979
00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:07,232
YOU KNOW, FEEDING THEIR
DOG AND STUFF.
980
00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:09,538
THEY ASKED ME TO,
WHILE THEY'RE
OUT OF TOWN.
981
00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:12,019
BESIDES, I THINK IT'S
A NICE PLACE TO COME,
982
00:48:12,063 --> 00:48:14,152
TO GET AWAY
FROM MY PARENTS.
I THINK IT'S NEAT.
983
00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:15,762
I THINK IT SMELLS
LIKE OLD PEOPLE.
984
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,503
Lainie:
IT'S SPOOKY.
985
00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:19,505
SPOOKY?
WHERE DO YOU SEE SPOOKY?
986
00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:21,376
NOW COME IN HERE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
987
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,248
- IT'S IMPORTANT.
- OKAY, OKAY.
988
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:26,904
WELL, THE OLD GUY
ALWAYS HAS SOME NONSENSE
WRITTEN HERE.
989
00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:28,644
THAT'S SWEET.
990
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,646
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS SWEET.
991
00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:32,648
BUT IT'S USUALLY
A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
992
00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,434
ABOUT ENERGY
AND YOUTH.
993
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:36,914
SEEMS HARMLESS.
994
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:41,657
[ "Young at Heart"
playing ]
995
00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,964
♪ Fairy tales
can come true... ♪
996
00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,966
- I LOVE THIS SONG.
- ♪ It can happen to you...
997
00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:47,968
YEAH.
998
00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,970
- I KNOW.
- ♪ If you're young
at heart... ♪
999
00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:52,538
I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE I'VE HEARD IT.
1000
00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,018
DANCE WITH ME.
1001
00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:57,195
♪ For it's hard,
you will find ♪
1002
00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:59,762
♪ To be narrow
of mind ♪
1003
00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:03,810
♪ If you're young
at heart... ♪
1004
00:49:05,768 --> 00:49:07,466
SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
1005
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,381
MM, SO ARE YOU.
1006
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:11,731
♪ With impossible
schemes ♪
1007
00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:14,777
♪ You can laugh
when your dreams ♪
1008
00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:17,955
♪ Fall apart
at the seams... ♪
1009
00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:19,957
LAINIE.
1010
00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:23,482
GOOD GOING, COLEMAN.
1011
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,420
[ phone rings ]
1012
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:50,465
HELLO.
1013
00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:51,989
OH, HI, JOEL.
1014
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:54,295
I REALLY CAN'T TALK
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
1015
00:49:54,339 --> 00:49:56,167
GOOD NIGHT.
SWEET DREAMS.
1016
00:49:58,343 --> 00:50:02,260
OH, NO, IT'S YOU.
1017
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:05,393
YOU WERE EXPECTING
MAYBE FREDDY KRUEGER?
1018
00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:07,004
WHO'S FREDDY KRUEGER?
1019
00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:08,527
IT'S BEFORE YOUR TIME.
1020
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:11,312
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
DO ME A FAVOR
1021
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,140
AND STAY OUT OF MY LIFE,
ALL RIGHT, POPS?
1022
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:15,186
NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME
GREATER PLEASURE.
1023
00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:17,710
WHERE'S GENA?
AND DON'T CALL ME "POPS."
1024
00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:20,800
GENA'S IN THE HOUSE, POPS.
1025
00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:27,676
DON'T TRY THE DOOR.
IT'S LOCKED.
1026
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,678
- I'VE GOT A KEY.
- IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
1027
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,463
- [ rings bell ]
- THIS IS A DREAM.
1028
00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,682
YOU WANT TO SEE HER--
GO LOOK IN THE WINDOW.
1029
00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:37,817
GENA.
1030
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,211
GENA, GENA.
1031
00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:48,132
WHY DOESN'T SHE
REMEMBER ME?
1032
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:51,787
WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT
IS THAT SHE WASN'T
1033
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:54,051
AS INTO THIS
LITTLE EXPERIMENT
AS YOU WERE.
1034
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:58,011
YOU WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE
KNOW HOW TO SWITCH US BACK?
1035
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,666
ABSOLUTELY.
1036
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:03,669
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
1037
00:51:03,712 --> 00:51:06,933
TO BE ONE OF
THE VERY FIRST THINGS
THAT I LEARNED ABOUT.
1038
00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:09,414
WELL, THEN LET'S
DO IT NOW.
1039
00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:11,416
- HUH-UH.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HUH-UH?
1040
00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:14,332
WELL, WHICH ONE
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND--
HUH OR UH?
1041
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,334
THE WHOLE IDEA.
1042
00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:18,858
YOU SEE,
I LIKE IT HERE.
1043
00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:22,166
IT'S--
WELL, IT'S DREAMY.
1044
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,168
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
HA HA.
1045
00:51:24,211 --> 00:51:26,866
DON'T YOU WANT TO GET BACK
TO YOUR OWN LIFE?
1046
00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,694
NO, I DON'T,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
1047
00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,348
SEE, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
1048
00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:33,699
MY PARENTS HATE ME.
I'M FLUNKING EVERY
GRADE IN SCHOOL.
1049
00:51:33,742 --> 00:51:36,267
DUMAS WANTS
TO KICK MY ASS.
AND IF JOEL FOUND OUT
1050
00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:38,530
HOW I FEEL ABOUT LAINIE,
HE'D WANT TO KICK
MY ASS TOO.
1051
00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,880
"SHOW ME A MAN WHO HAS
ENJOYED HIS SCHOOL DAYS
1052
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,708
AND I'LL SHOW YOU
A BULLY AND A BORE"--
1053
00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:44,710
ROBERT MORLEY, 1958.
1054
00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:48,061
UP YOURS
AND THE HORSE
YOU RODE IN ON.
1055
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,542
THAT ISN'T A HORSE.
THAT'S A SHEEP.
1056
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,544
WHERE DID IT
COME FROM?
1057
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:55,024
A SHEEP?
I DON'T KNOW.
1058
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,244
BUT THIS IS YOUR
SICK DREAM,
1059
00:51:57,288 --> 00:51:59,203
AND I'LL
TELL YOU ONE THING--
YOU HAVE SOME
1060
00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:01,379
DEEP-SEATED PSYCHOLOGICAL
PROBLEMS, MAN.
1061
00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:04,643
AND BY THE WAY,
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
1062
00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:08,299
WHAT IF I FIXED
EVERYTHING?
1063
00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:10,214
OH, AND HOW ARE YOU
GONNA DO THAT, POPS?
1064
00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,216
DON'T CALL ME "POPS."
1065
00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:13,956
I CAN DO IT.
1066
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,177
I'VE GOT TO.
1067
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,919
WELL, YOU'D BETTER
WORK FAST,
1068
00:52:19,962 --> 00:52:22,182
BECAUSE THEY'RE
WORKING FAST.
1069
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:25,011
- NOT AS FAST AS I CAN.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
1070
00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:27,013
BUT JUST DON'T LET JOEL
FIND OUT ABOUT IT,
1071
00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,015
OR HE'S GONNA "TEAR
YOUR PLAYHOUSE DOWN"--
1072
00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:31,409
PAUL YOUNG, 1986.
SEE HOW ANNOYING THAT IS?
1073
00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,367
ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA DO ME
SOME THINGS.
1074
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,239
YOU GOTTA STOP EATING
THE TOFU SHIT,
1075
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,676
BECAUSE THE TOFU SHIT
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
1076
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,504
IT'S MAKING ME
REALLY NAUSEOUS.
1077
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,767
AND, YOU KNOW,
YOU GOTTA STOP TELLING
PEOPLE WHAT TO EAT.
1078
00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,769
IT'S JUST NOT LIKE ME.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE ME
1079
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:45,640
TELLING PEOPLE
WHAT TO EAT?
I DON'T DO IT.
1080
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:48,643
OKAY, SOMETHING ELSE--
THERE'S SOME HOME MOVIES
DOWNSTAIRS.
1081
00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:51,646
WATCH THEM.
LEARN HOW TO SPEAK
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
1082
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:54,606
I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
OH, ALSO SOME MOUSSE--
1083
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:57,086
THERE'S SOME
MOUSSE IN THE BATHROOM.
YOU GOTTA USE THE MOUSSE.
1084
00:52:57,130 --> 00:52:59,045
YOU GOTTA DO
SOMETHING WITH MY HAIR.
MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
1085
00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,961
I NEVER HAVE MY HAIR
LOOK LIKE SHIT. THEY'RE
GONNA KNOW SOMETHING'S UP,
1086
00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:04,746
SOMETHING'S WEIRD HERE.
ALL RIGHT, OH,
ONE LAST THING--
1087
00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:06,313
WAKE UP.
1088
00:53:08,924 --> 00:53:12,928
OR "YOU'RE GONNA
LOSE THAT GIRL"--
BEATLES, 1965. HEH.
1089
00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:28,553
"BOBBY'S 16th BIRTHDAY."
1090
00:54:15,121 --> 00:54:16,470
HEY, BABE,
1091
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,690
I JUST WANTED
TO FILL YOU IN
REGARDING LAST NIGHT:
1092
00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:21,519
I WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT I WAS NOT A COOL
DUDE, RIGHT?
1093
00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:24,348
AND ALSO, LIKE,
I WAS TOTALLY UNCHILLED
1094
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:28,134
AND, YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
REALLY CHILL OUT SOME MORE.
RIGHT? RIGHT?
1095
00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:30,267
WHY CAN'T YOU SPEAK
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
1096
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,225
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY DON'T HAVE A DOG.
1097
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,923
THEY NEVER HAD A DOG.
I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU HITTING ON ME
1098
00:54:34,967 --> 00:54:37,361
AND I DON'T THINK YOUR
BEST FRIEND WOULD EITHER.
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY?
1099
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:40,494
LAINIE, I DON'T THINK
YOU SEE WHAT I'M TRYING
TO DO HERE.
1100
00:54:40,538 --> 00:54:43,323
I JUST WANT TO BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU.
1101
00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:45,760
I WANT YOU TO GET
TO KNOW ME AS A PERSON.
1102
00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,893
ALL YOU KNOW ME IS,
IS KELLER.
1103
00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:50,025
I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU,
BOBBY, OKAY?
1104
00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:51,592
AND I DO LIKE YOU,
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY.
1105
00:54:51,636 --> 00:54:53,464
OKAY, FINE.
1106
00:54:53,507 --> 00:54:56,554
WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL
IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
1107
00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:58,904
I DON'T THINK SO,
OKAY?
1108
00:54:58,947 --> 00:55:00,645
OKAY.
1109
00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,690
[ bell ringing ]
1110
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:26,148
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS
1111
00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:27,976
♪ DREAMS
1112
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,892
♪ TO REMEMBER
1113
00:55:32,981 --> 00:55:36,028
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS
1114
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:38,030
♪ DREAMS...
1115
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:40,119
AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY
SOMETHING STUPID, KELLER?
1116
00:55:40,162 --> 00:55:42,295
WHY DO YOU
ALWAYS BOTHER ME?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
1117
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,992
HOW DUMB DO YOU
THINK I AM?
1118
00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,820
THAT'S A PRETTY
LEADING QUESTION.
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
1119
00:55:45,864 --> 00:55:47,648
HUT!
1120
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:53,480
♪ ANOTHER MAN'S ARMS
HOLDING YOU TIGHT ♪
1121
00:55:55,308 --> 00:55:59,356
♪ NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT I FEEL INSIDE ♪
1122
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:02,576
♪ ALL I KNOW,
I WALKED AWAY AND CRIED ♪
1123
00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:05,187
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS
1124
00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:07,320
♪ DREAMS
1125
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:10,149
♪ TO REMEMBER
1126
00:56:10,192 --> 00:56:12,151
♪ LISTEN TO ME
1127
00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:15,546
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS,
ROUGH DREAMS ♪
1128
00:56:15,589 --> 00:56:17,548
♪ DREAMS TO REMEMBER...
1129
00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:19,550
Cheerleaders:
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
1130
00:56:19,593 --> 00:56:21,508
HEY, HEY, BACK UP,
DUMBASS.
1131
00:56:24,946 --> 00:56:26,905
ANYBODY ELSE?
1132
00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:28,733
YEAH.
1133
00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:30,865
- [ laughter ]
- ME.
1134
00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:36,001
BREAK IT UP, GUYS.
KELLER.
1135
00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:37,176
COME HERE.
1136
00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:38,786
HEY, WHAT YOU GOT?
1137
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,788
BY THE TIME I FINISH
DOING LAPS,
1138
00:56:40,832 --> 00:56:42,311
I'LL BE IN
GRADUATE SCHOOL, DUDE.
1139
00:56:42,355 --> 00:56:44,313
RAZOR-SHARP, KELLER,
RAZOR-SHARP.
1140
00:56:44,357 --> 00:56:46,315
HEY, WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO FIGHT LIKE THAT?
1141
00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:48,840
UH, KUNG FU
THEATER, DUDE.
1142
00:56:48,883 --> 00:56:51,538
- DUDE, STOP SAYING
"DUDE," ALL RIGHT?
- OKAY.
1143
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:53,540
- HAVE YOU POONED
SHELLEY YET?
- POONED?
1144
00:56:53,584 --> 00:56:55,412
YOU KNOW,
SLEPT WITH HER.
1145
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:58,023
OH, YEAH, THAT--
I DON'T THINK SO.
1146
00:56:58,066 --> 00:57:00,678
LOOK, MAN,
I HEAR YOU.
1147
00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:03,071
I MEAN, NOW BETWEEN
ME AND YOU,
1148
00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:05,509
IT'S LIKE LAINIE'S NOT
BEING TOO COOPERATIVE
LATELY.
1149
00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:09,469
WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT
THE RIGHT GUY TO TALK TO
ABOUT THIS.
1150
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,732
WHO AM I GONNA
TALK TO-- DINGER?
1151
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:15,083
UM, OKAY,
1152
00:57:15,127 --> 00:57:17,521
WELL, MAYBE
YOU'RE NOT HER TYPE.
1153
00:57:17,564 --> 00:57:19,523
I'M EVERY GIRL'S TYPE.
1154
00:57:19,566 --> 00:57:21,699
I MEAN, JESUS, EVEN
HER MOTHER LIKES ME.
1155
00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,527
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY,
YOU KNOW.
1156
00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:24,876
IT'S LIKE I CAN'T
UNDERSTAND.
1157
00:57:24,919 --> 00:57:26,878
ANY OTHER GIRL
IN THE CLASS-- BOOM.
1158
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:29,446
BUT LAINIE-- I CAN'T
FIGURE HER OUT.
1159
00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:33,101
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE?
1160
00:57:33,145 --> 00:57:35,539
I MEAN, WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST POON ANOTHER GIRL?
1161
00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:38,193
I MEAN, YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER
AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HER.
1162
00:57:38,237 --> 00:57:40,195
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU,
KELLER, HUH?
1163
00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:42,459
IF WE WEREN'T
FRIENDS FOR SO LONG,
I'D KNOCK YOU OUT.
1164
00:57:42,502 --> 00:57:43,938
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
1165
00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:46,637
YEAH, YEAH,
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
1166
00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:50,292
SORRY.
IT JUST HURT.
1167
00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:52,294
OKAY.
1168
00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:54,296
- ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT.
1169
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:55,776
- SORRY.
- DUDE.
1170
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:56,995
DUDE.
1171
00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:08,659
♪ Stars fading
1172
00:58:08,702 --> 00:58:14,099
♪ But I linger on
1173
00:58:15,143 --> 00:58:18,146
♪ Still craving
1174
00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:21,933
♪ Your kiss
1175
00:58:21,976 --> 00:58:26,285
♪ And I'm longing
1176
00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:28,287
♪ To linger
1177
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:31,638
♪ Till dawn
1178
00:58:31,682 --> 00:58:34,598
♪ So dream
1179
00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:37,818
♪ A little dream
1180
00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:43,041
♪ Of me.
1181
00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:44,869
HEY!
1182
00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:49,264
♪ Oh, yeah
1183
00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:56,663
♪ Stars shining bright
above you ♪
1184
00:58:56,707 --> 00:58:59,013
♪ Night breezes
seem to whisper ♪
1185
00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:01,015
♪ "I love you"
1186
00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:04,410
♪ Birds singing
in the sycamore tree ♪
1187
00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:07,631
♪ Dream a little dream
of me ♪
1188
00:59:09,197 --> 00:59:13,375
♪ Just say good night
and kiss me ♪
1189
00:59:13,419 --> 00:59:15,769
♪ Just hold me tight
and tell me ♪
1190
00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,597
♪ You'll miss me
1191
00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:21,253
♪ While I'm alone
and blue as can be ♪
1192
00:59:21,296 --> 00:59:24,212
♪ Dream a little dream
of me ♪
1193
00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:30,349
♪ Stars fading,
but I linger on ♪
1194
00:59:30,392 --> 00:59:34,440
♪ Still craving
your kiss ♪
1195
00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:38,618
♪ And I'm longing
to linger till dawn ♪
1196
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:41,578
♪ Just saying this
1197
00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:46,844
♪ Sweet dreams
till sunbeams find you ♪
1198
00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:51,283
♪ Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you ♪
1199
00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:54,852
♪ But in your dreams,
whatever they be ♪
1200
00:59:54,895 --> 00:59:59,117
♪ Dream a little dream
of me, yeah ♪
1201
01:00:16,308 --> 01:00:20,704
♪ Stars fading,
but I linger on ♪
1202
01:00:20,747 --> 01:00:24,577
♪ Still craving
your kiss ♪
1203
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:29,451
♪ And I'm longing
to linger till dawn ♪
1204
01:00:29,495 --> 01:00:32,933
♪ Just saying this
1205
01:00:32,977 --> 01:00:37,808
♪ Sweet dreams
till sunbeams find you ♪
1206
01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:41,855
♪ Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you ♪
1207
01:00:41,899 --> 01:00:45,467
♪ But in your dreams,
whatever they be ♪
1208
01:00:45,511 --> 01:00:49,384
♪ Dream a little dream
of me. ♪
1209
01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:51,648
YOU'RE CRAZY.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
1210
01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:54,651
AND I'M ALSO CUTE TOO,
AREN'T I?
1211
01:00:55,782 --> 01:00:59,264
SO WILL YOU
COME GO WITH ME?
1212
01:00:59,307 --> 01:01:01,919
DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
1213
01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:03,964
NO.
1214
01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:07,402
SO HOW DO YOU WANT
TO START THIS?
1215
01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,056
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
HERE BEFORE?
1216
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,145
OF COURSE NOT.
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
HERE UNDER 50.
1217
01:01:11,189 --> 01:01:14,671
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND OLD PEOPLE ANYWAY?
1218
01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:16,455
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT.
1219
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,109
WELL, THAT'LL BE
A FIRST.
1220
01:01:18,152 --> 01:01:20,241
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
WE HARDLY EVER TALK
TO EACH OTHER.
1221
01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:22,461
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
1222
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:25,116
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE NEVER DID TALK
TO EACH OTHER BEFORE.
1223
01:01:25,159 --> 01:01:27,814
ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU'VE CHANGED.
1224
01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:30,643
WHY?
1225
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,993
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
LISTEN,
1226
01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:35,126
SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO THOSE OLD PEOPLE.
1227
01:01:35,169 --> 01:01:37,694
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHERE ARE THEY ANYWAY?
1228
01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:40,784
I DON'T KNOW.
EVER SINCE YOU AND I
HAD OUR ACCIDENT,
1229
01:01:40,827 --> 01:01:42,786
THEY HAVEN'T
BEEN THERE.
1230
01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:46,137
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE GONE.
AND I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT THEM.
1231
01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:47,747
THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD,
HUH?
1232
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:49,749
YEAH, LIKE YOU.
1233
01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:52,056
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE?
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
1234
01:01:52,099 --> 01:01:54,145
HI, MARGE.
LADIES FIRST.
1235
01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:56,016
DO YOU HAVE
A RAW VEGETABLE PLATE?
1236
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:57,583
WHAT MADE YOU
ORDER THAT?
1237
01:01:57,626 --> 01:01:59,367
I'M ON A DIET.
DO YOU?
1238
01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:01,630
ALL I'VE GOT IS
THE REST OF THE SQUASH
WE KEEP FOR MR. ETTINGER.
1239
01:02:01,674 --> 01:02:03,894
YOU WANT SOME SEVEN-GRAIN
BREAD WITH THAT?
1240
01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:05,417
WE'VE GOT LOTS
OF THAT TOO.
1241
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,811
[ hums "Twilight Zone"
theme ]
1242
01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:10,857
OKAY, LISTEN, IF I TAKE
YOU SOMEPLACE ELSE
1243
01:02:10,901 --> 01:02:12,859
WHERE NOTHING WEIRD
HAPPENS,
1244
01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:15,296
WILL YOU COME
WITH ME?
1245
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:18,038
- PUBLIC OR PRIVATE?
- YOUR CHOICE.
1246
01:02:20,258 --> 01:02:23,696
♪ OH, 'CAUSE I WAS YOUNG
AND EAGER TO SEE ♪
1247
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,264
♪ WHAT LIFE WAS
ALL ABOUT ♪
1248
01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:32,357
♪ OH, NOW I GUESS
WE JUST GOT OLDER ♪
1249
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,663
♪ I GUESS WE JUST
LOST TRACK ♪
1250
01:02:34,707 --> 01:02:38,755
♪ 'CAUSE TIME
RUNS WILD ♪
1251
01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:41,235
♪ TIME RUNS FREE
1252
01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:44,761
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
1253
01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:48,373
♪ THAT'S LIVING
INSIDE OF ME ♪
1254
01:02:48,416 --> 01:02:53,247
♪ HEY, TIME RUNS WILD
1255
01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:56,947
♪ TIME RUNS FREE
1256
01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:59,427
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
1257
01:02:59,471 --> 01:03:02,517
♪ THAT'S LIVING
INSIDE OF ME ♪
1258
01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:10,047
♪ OH, IN THE DARK
OF NIGHT I PRAY ♪
1259
01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:13,746
♪ WELL, DID I THROW
MY YOUTH AWAY ♪
1260
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:16,749
♪ ON A DREAM
I'LL NEVER REALIZE... ♪
1261
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,229
SO MY DAD LEFT
1262
01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:20,231
AND MY BROTHER CHOSE
TO LIVE WITH HIM--
1263
01:03:20,274 --> 01:03:22,233
MALE BONDING
AND THAT STUFF.
1264
01:03:22,276 --> 01:03:24,235
NOW IT'S JUST
ME AND MY MOM.
1265
01:03:24,278 --> 01:03:26,237
AND YOU'VE MET HER.
1266
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,413
ANYWAY, JOEL GAVE ME
A LOT OF ATTENTION
1267
01:03:28,456 --> 01:03:30,894
WHEN I NEEDED IT.
1268
01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,331
WHY AM I TELLING YOU
MY LIFE'S STORY?
1269
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:36,116
BECAUSE I'M A GOOD
LISTENER.
1270
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,118
YEAH, YOU ARE.
1271
01:03:38,162 --> 01:03:40,120
SO YOUR DAD LET YOU
BORROW HIS CAR?
1272
01:03:40,164 --> 01:03:41,687
I THINK IT'S NEAT.
1273
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,428
YEAH.
NOW WHAT ABOUT JOEL?
1274
01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:44,951
DO YOU LOVE HIM?
1275
01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:46,953
I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL.
WHO CARES?
1276
01:03:46,997 --> 01:03:49,782
- YOU DIDN'T
ANSWER MY QUESTION.
- I'M JUST A KID.
1277
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:52,872
YOU STILL DIDN'T
ANSWER MY QUESTION.
1278
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,526
WHAT ELSE
DO I HAVE TO DO?
1279
01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:57,268
KISS.
1280
01:04:11,238 --> 01:04:13,284
I FEEL SO SAFE
WITH YOU.
1281
01:04:13,327 --> 01:04:15,547
I FEEL LIKE I CAN
TELL YOU ANYTHING.
1282
01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,027
I KNOW.
1283
01:04:17,070 --> 01:04:19,072
WHY?
1284
01:04:22,989 --> 01:04:24,512
BECAUSE WE'RE THEM.
1285
01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,514
WE'RE WHO?
1286
01:04:26,558 --> 01:04:27,994
[ sighs ]
1287
01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:30,823
WE'RE THE OLD COUPLE.
YOU'RE GENA AND
I'M COLEMAN.
1288
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,478
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
YOU'RE SPOILING
EVERYTHING.
1289
01:04:33,521 --> 01:04:36,481
IT'S THE TRUTH.
YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR ME,
PLEASE.
1290
01:04:36,524 --> 01:04:39,484
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU.
I'M STARTING TO LIKE YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.
1291
01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:41,442
- BUT YOU'VE GOT TO.
IT'S THE TRUTH.
- BOBBY.
1292
01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:43,357
- LISTEN TO ME.
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
1293
01:04:43,401 --> 01:04:44,968
- YOU WERE RIDING YOUR BIKE
AND I WAS RUNNING, OKAY?
- OH, MY GOD.
1294
01:04:45,011 --> 01:04:47,187
- AND--
- BOBBY KELLER,
YOU'RE A JERK--
1295
01:04:47,231 --> 01:04:48,362
A REAL JERK.
1296
01:04:48,406 --> 01:04:50,364
NO, LAINIE,
I'M JUST DOING THIS
1297
01:04:50,408 --> 01:04:52,366
BECAUSE I WANTED TO LIVE
A LONGER LIFE WITH YOU.
1298
01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:54,978
COME ON.
GENA, COME BACK.
1299
01:04:55,021 --> 01:04:58,111
[ loud music playing ]
1300
01:04:58,155 --> 01:05:01,158
MY FAULT.
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG
PLACE, BOBBY BOY.
1301
01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:02,376
OH, MY GOD.
1302
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:05,510
SO NOW IT'S JUST YOU
AND ME AND MY BOYS.
1303
01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:07,338
- LAINIE!
- BOBBY!
1304
01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:08,861
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT THAT.
1305
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,950
AND I DON'T GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT YOU.
1306
01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:12,778
STOP IT!
1307
01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:17,914
STOP IT. STOP IT.
YOU'RE KILLING HIM.
1308
01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:26,052
NAH,
1309
01:05:26,096 --> 01:05:28,925
I THINK I'D RATHER
JACK OFF.
1310
01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:30,839
AND YOU--
1311
01:05:30,883 --> 01:05:33,581
YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK REALLY GOOD
FOR THE DANCE, CUPCAKE.
1312
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:34,756
BOBBY.
1313
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,758
LET'S GO, DUDE.
1314
01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:39,979
BOBBY, ARE YOU OKAY?
1315
01:05:40,023 --> 01:05:42,286
ARE YOU OKAY?
1316
01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:44,375
OH, MY GOD.
1317
01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:52,078
OH, MY GOD.
1318
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:02,088
WELL, THANK YOU
FOR A FRIGHTENING,
1319
01:06:02,132 --> 01:06:04,569
CONFUSING, STRANGE
AND DANGEROUS TIME.
1320
01:06:04,612 --> 01:06:08,007
WHAT MORE COULD
A GIRL ASK FOR?
1321
01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:11,141
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
APOLOGIZE TO YOU,
1322
01:06:11,184 --> 01:06:15,232
BUT I TOLD
THE TRUTH.
1323
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:18,452
BOBBY, I REALLY
LIKE YOU,
1324
01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:21,064
BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE
A STORY LIKE THIS.
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
1325
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:24,067
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT ISN'T FAIR.
1326
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:28,071
YOU SHOULD LET YOUR MOTHER
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT EYE.
1327
01:06:28,114 --> 01:06:30,769
LISTEN, CAN YOU
DO ME A FAVOR?
1328
01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:34,903
WHEN YOU DREAM TONIGHT,
REMEMBER IT FOR ME.
1329
01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:37,384
WHY? AM I GONNA DREAM
THAT WE'RE MARRIED?
1330
01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:39,386
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
1331
01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:42,041
MAYBE I'M CRAZY.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1332
01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:45,218
AND IF I AM, I NEED
SOME SERIOUS HELP.
1333
01:06:45,262 --> 01:06:48,091
BUT IF I'M NOT,
1334
01:06:48,134 --> 01:06:51,616
YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER
THIS DREAM, PLEASE.
1335
01:06:51,659 --> 01:06:54,227
JUST DO IT FOR ME,
PLEASE.
1336
01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:55,663
PLEASE.
1337
01:06:55,707 --> 01:06:58,405
I GOTTA GO.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1338
01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:06,109
DEAD MEAT.
DEAD MEAT.
1339
01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:08,633
WE'RE GONNA KILL
DUMAS FOR THIS.
1340
01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:11,636
- HEY, BE CAREFUL.
- DON'T TOUCH ME.
1341
01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:15,944
- HI, MISS DIAMOND.
- WELL, IF YOU AREN'T
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.
1342
01:07:15,988 --> 01:07:18,295
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.
1343
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:20,297
THANK YOU, MOTHER.
WE'LL BE FINE.
1344
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,342
YOU CAN GO NOW.
1345
01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:27,956
BOBBY, YOU KNOW,
JOEL'S GONNA FIND OUT
1346
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,958
ABOUT YOU AND LAINIE
MONDAY MORNING AT SCHOOL.
1347
01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:33,136
HEY, I TRIED TO WARN YOU.
DID YOU LISTEN? NO.
1348
01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:36,356
YEAH, WELL,
HOPEFULLY I WON'T BE
IN SCHOOL MONDAY.
1349
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,403
THAT'S A REAL
GOOD IDEA, PAL--
REAL GOOD.
1350
01:07:39,446 --> 01:07:41,187
BOBBY, LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
1351
01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:43,363
DO YOU REALLY, HONESTLY
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
1352
01:07:43,407 --> 01:07:45,713
- NO, NO, NO,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- [ coughing ]
1353
01:07:45,757 --> 01:07:48,107
FORGET I ASKED.
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T.
1354
01:07:48,151 --> 01:07:50,675
YOU KEEP PROVING IT
TO ME.
1355
01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:52,677
LISTEN, DINGER,
1356
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,027
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT, YOU KNOW,
1357
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,464
I APPRECIATE
US BEING FRIENDS
AND EVERYTHING
1358
01:07:57,508 --> 01:08:00,641
AND YOU HELPING ME
THROUGH THIS.
1359
01:08:00,685 --> 01:08:02,469
I GOT IT.
YOU WANT MONEY.
1360
01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:04,254
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
RIGHT-- MONEY?
1361
01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:06,256
NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
1362
01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:08,823
I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW
1363
01:08:08,867 --> 01:08:11,261
I APPRECIATE
YOU BEING MY FRIEND.
1364
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:12,697
BOBBY.
1365
01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:15,700
YEAH?
1366
01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:19,182
DUDE, ARE YOU TURNING
FAG ON ME OR WHAT?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1367
01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:21,184
WHAT'S WRONG?
1368
01:08:21,227 --> 01:08:23,186
WHERE WERE YOU?
1369
01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:25,797
AT THE GYM.
I'M WORKING
ON SOMETHING.
1370
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,147
OH, YEAH?
I WENT THERE LOOKING
FOR YOU, LAINIE.
1371
01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:30,932
OH.
1372
01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:34,110
LOOK, LISTEN, I'M TRYING
TO BE COOL ABOUT THIS,
ALL RIGHT?
1373
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:36,938
BUT YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
BEHIND MY BACK.
1374
01:08:36,982 --> 01:08:39,550
DO I HAVE TO FIND OUT
FOR MYSELF?
1375
01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:42,248
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T WANT TO DO
THIS TO YOU.
1376
01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:44,990
IT'S JUST--
I JUST DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.
1377
01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:47,123
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO--
WAIT ON YOU TO FIGURE
THINGS OUT?
1378
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,125
I MEAN,
GOD DAMN IT, LAINIE!
1379
01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:51,692
I'M SORRY, JOEL.
1380
01:08:51,736 --> 01:08:54,086
I JUST CAN'T TALK
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
1381
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,871
LOOK, I'LL MEET YOU
TOMORROW AT THE DANCE,
OKAY?
1382
01:08:56,915 --> 01:08:58,917
I'LL BE READY THEN.
I PROMISE.
1383
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,050
GREAT. GREAT. WELL, LISTEN,
YOU'D BETTER STRAIGHTEN
YOUR ACT OUT BY THEN,
1384
01:09:02,094 --> 01:09:04,618
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
WAIT AROUND FOR YOU
TO GROW UP.
1385
01:09:06,577 --> 01:09:08,753
NOW COME HERE.
1386
01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:17,196
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
1387
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:20,286
SO WHAT DID YOU TELL
GARSON AND SHEILA?
1388
01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:23,159
WELL, I TOLD THEM
I'D SIGNED UP AT
THE BRIDGE CLUB
1389
01:09:23,202 --> 01:09:24,986
TO BE A SURROGATE
GRANDFATHER
1390
01:09:25,030 --> 01:09:26,814
FOR KIDS THAT
DON'T HAVE ONE--
1391
01:09:26,858 --> 01:09:28,816
YOU KNOW, BIG GRANDPAS
OF AMERICA.
1392
01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:31,428
[ laughs ]
1393
01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:33,778
DO YOU FIND IT
AMUSING?
1394
01:09:33,821 --> 01:09:36,172
OH, I THINK IT'S
GREAT, ACTUALLY.
1395
01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:39,566
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
FUNNY ABOUT THIS,
COLEMAN.
1396
01:09:39,610 --> 01:09:41,394
OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1397
01:09:41,438 --> 01:09:44,005
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE'S A LOT OF FUNNY
THINGS ABOUT THIS.
1398
01:09:44,049 --> 01:09:47,139
FOR INSTANCE, I HAPPEN
TO BE DATING MY BEST
FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND;
1399
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,489
I'VE GOTTEN
IN TWO FIGHTS
IN TWO DAYS.
1400
01:09:49,533 --> 01:09:52,057
I MEAN, LOOK AT MY FACE.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
1401
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:55,191
JUST LOOKS LIKE A BAD
CASE OF ACNE TO ME.
1402
01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:57,497
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE,
IKE.
1403
01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:59,499
I'M IMPRESSED.
I'M VERY IMPRESSED.
1404
01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:01,762
BUT SERIOUSLY,
NOW I GOTTA GO HOME
1405
01:10:01,806 --> 01:10:03,938
AND GET SHIT
FROM MY PARENTS
FOR BEING LATE AGAIN.
1406
01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:05,940
AND THE TEACHING
AT THAT SCHOOL
1407
01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:09,074
HAS DECLINED FASTER
THAN THE WESTERN
CIVILIZATION.
1408
01:10:09,117 --> 01:10:12,512
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THEY DON'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYMORE.
1409
01:10:12,556 --> 01:10:15,559
THEY TEACH YOU NOTHING
THAT'S SPIRITUAL
OR UPLIFTING.
1410
01:10:15,602 --> 01:10:18,431
NOT AS EASY
AS YOU THOUGHT, HUH?
1411
01:10:18,475 --> 01:10:20,433
HEY, WILL YOU DO ME
A FAVOR, PAL?
1412
01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:23,175
CUT ME SOME SLACK.
1413
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,699
- CUT YOU SOME SLACK?
- YEAH.
1414
01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:28,572
- LAINIE.
- NOT NOW, MOTHER.
1415
01:10:28,615 --> 01:10:30,356
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD TELL HIM?
1416
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,924
TELL HIM WHAT?
THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL.
1417
01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,969
I THINK YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.
1418
01:10:36,493 --> 01:10:38,973
WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO YOU, LAINIE?
1419
01:10:39,017 --> 01:10:42,412
AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE CAR.
I'LL GET THAT FIXED.
1420
01:10:42,455 --> 01:10:43,978
COLEMAN.
1421
01:10:44,022 --> 01:10:45,676
YEAH?
1422
01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:48,940
HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT
HOW YOU'RE GONNA
GET BACK YET?
1423
01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:51,595
[ sighs ]
1424
01:10:53,031 --> 01:10:56,817
I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO
REPEAT THE EXPERIMENT.
1425
01:10:56,861 --> 01:11:00,343
IT'LL WORK.
DON'T WORRY.
1426
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:03,302
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
1427
01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:05,652
WHAT ARE
BIG GRANDPAS FOR?
1428
01:11:08,742 --> 01:11:11,267
[ engine starts ]
1429
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:23,409
I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL
DOES HE STUDY?
1430
01:11:23,453 --> 01:11:25,716
YOU GOTTA--
YOU GOTTA TELL HIM
1431
01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:28,327
THAT IF HE FLUNKS
THAT S.A.T. TEST,
THAT WE'RE GONNA BE--
1432
01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:30,764
GUS, YOU CAN'T FLUNK
THAT KIND OF A TEST.
1433
01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:32,766
HE'LL FIND A WAY.
COME ON.
1434
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:34,507
I MEAN, IT'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING.
1435
01:11:34,551 --> 01:11:36,988
IF HE DOESN'T
GET INTO COLLEGE--
1436
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,600
- LOOK AT THIS.
- OH.
1437
01:11:40,644 --> 01:11:43,124
CAN YOU IMAGINE
WHAT HE'S DONE NOW?
1438
01:11:43,168 --> 01:11:45,910
ASK HIM IF THE POLICE
ARE VERY FAR BEHIND HIM.
1439
01:11:45,953 --> 01:11:48,434
IT'S THOSE NO-GOOD
FRIENDS OF HIS.
1440
01:11:48,478 --> 01:11:50,784
THE POLICE ARE NOT BEHIND ME.
AND IT'S NOT MY FRIENDS, OKAY?
1441
01:11:50,828 --> 01:11:52,569
MY FRIENDS WOULDN'T
BEAT ME UP LIKE THIS.
1442
01:11:52,612 --> 01:11:54,919
ASK HIM IF I'M GONNA
GET SUED.
1443
01:11:54,962 --> 01:11:56,747
CHECK OUT IF HE'S GOT
ANY TEETH LEFT.
1444
01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:58,531
I CAN'T AFFORD
THE DENTAL BILLS.
1445
01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:01,795
YOU KNOW, IT'S NO WONDER
I'M SO SCREWED UP.
1446
01:12:01,839 --> 01:12:03,710
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU GUYS.
YOU DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.
1447
01:12:03,754 --> 01:12:05,712
I'M YOUR SON, REMEMBER?
1448
01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,149
WHY DON'T YOU EVER GIVE ME
THE BENEFIT OF A DOUBT?
1449
01:12:08,193 --> 01:12:09,977
YOU DON'T EVEN ASK ME
IF ANYTHING'S WRONG.
1450
01:12:10,021 --> 01:12:11,936
YOU DON'T EVEN
ASK ME IF I'M HURT.
1451
01:12:11,979 --> 01:12:14,417
I MEAN, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
1452
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:16,680
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT'S LIKE
1453
01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:18,508
TO BE A KID
IN TODAY'S SOCIETY.
1454
01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:20,423
I'M TRYING MY HARDEST.
1455
01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:26,951
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY I SCREAMED.
1456
01:12:26,994 --> 01:12:29,432
IT'S JUST
REALLY UPSETTING.
1457
01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:32,348
I TRY TO DO
EVERYTHING I CAN.
1458
01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,741
AND I'M STUDYING HARD.
1459
01:12:34,785 --> 01:12:38,223
AND I'M GONNA DO GOOD
ON MY S.A.T.s ON SATURDAY.
I'M GOING TO.
1460
01:12:38,266 --> 01:12:40,965
YEAH, SURE.
1461
01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:43,315
I MEAN, I'M WORKING
REALLY HARD.
1462
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,796
I JUST NEED YOU
TO HELP ME.
1463
01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,972
I CANNOT DO THIS
WITHOUT YOU.
1464
01:12:48,015 --> 01:12:50,017
OKAY.
1465
01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:52,716
OKAY.
1466
01:12:52,759 --> 01:12:56,023
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, GUS
1467
01:12:56,067 --> 01:12:58,374
AND KIT.
1468
01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:01,246
GOOD NIGHT.
1469
01:13:01,289 --> 01:13:03,640
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
1470
01:13:07,513 --> 01:13:10,081
WHEN DID HE START
CALLING US GUS AND KIT?
1471
01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:33,496
♪ I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOU LONELY ♪
1472
01:13:33,539 --> 01:13:35,106
♪ AGAIN
1473
01:13:35,149 --> 01:13:37,108
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW
1474
01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:41,286
♪ LIFE IS TO LOVE
FOREVER ♪
1475
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:46,030
♪ WHEN I SEE YOU
STANDING ♪
1476
01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:48,467
♪ ALL ALONE
IN THE WIND ♪
1477
01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:52,297
♪ I BELIEVE
WE CAN FLY ♪
1478
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:55,126
♪ SO HIGH ABOVE
1479
01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:57,128
♪ YOU KNOW
I ALWAYS ASK ♪
1480
01:13:57,171 --> 01:14:01,828
♪ FOR MORE EMOTION
1481
01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:05,528
♪ OH
1482
01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:09,662
♪ WHENEVER THERE'S A NIGHT
YOU NEED LOVE ♪
1483
01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:13,057
♪ CALL MY NAME
AND TO YOU I'LL RUN ♪
1484
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:16,321
♪ FEELING IN A HEART,
WILD AND YOUNG ♪
1485
01:14:16,364 --> 01:14:19,629
♪ PASSION MAKING
TWO INTO ONE ♪
1486
01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:22,675
♪ WHENEVER THERE'S A NIGHT
YOU NEED LOVE ♪
1487
01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:24,677
♪ I WILL
MAKE IT SHINE ♪
1488
01:14:24,721 --> 01:14:29,116
♪ LIKE THE SUN
1489
01:14:30,509 --> 01:14:33,469
♪ SOMETIMES I REACH
TO TOUCH YOU ♪
1490
01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:35,166
♪ AGAIN
1491
01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:38,604
♪ AND I KNOW
THE SPIRIT WILL LIVE ♪
1492
01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:41,128
♪ FOREVER
1493
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,045
♪ NOW I WANT YOU
1494
01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:48,440
♪ AS MY LOVER
AND MY FRIEND ♪
1495
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,442
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW...
1496
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:53,053
- BOBBY?
- YOU RANG?
1497
01:14:54,359 --> 01:14:57,797
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
TAKE BETTER CARE OF ME.
1498
01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:03,542
NOBODY'S HERE.
1499
01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,544
NO, THEY'RE ALL PACKED UP
AND READY TO GO.
1500
01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:08,112
YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW ME
HOW TO MAKE THE SWITCH.
1501
01:15:08,155 --> 01:15:09,417
NO WAY.
1502
01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:11,419
BUT WE'RE GETTING THINGS
STRAIGHTENED OUT.
1503
01:15:11,463 --> 01:15:13,247
I'M GONNA GET YOU
INTO COLLEGE.
1504
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:14,814
YOU'LL HAVE A FUTURE.
1505
01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:17,643
AND LAINIE'S
A TERRIFIC GIRL.
EVERYTHING'S GOING FINE.
1506
01:15:17,687 --> 01:15:20,341
YOU DON'T THINK THAT I SEE
THE WAY YOU'VE SCREWED
THINGS UP?
1507
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,343
YOU SCREWED MY LIFE UP
WORSE THAN I DID.
1508
01:15:22,387 --> 01:15:24,824
YOU JUST
DO NOT UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT'S LIKE
1509
01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:27,610
TO GO THROUGH LIFE
IN TODAY'S WORLD WITH
A KID'S EMOTION.
1510
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,525
YEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE I DON'T.
1511
01:15:29,568 --> 01:15:31,962
I MAKE A LOUSY KID.
1512
01:15:32,005 --> 01:15:35,008
I'M TOO CAUTIOUS.
I LACK SPONTANEITY.
1513
01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:38,621
I WOULDN'T DARE TO HANG
MY ASS OUT OF A WINDOW AND
MOON A LOT OF STRANGERS
1514
01:15:38,664 --> 01:15:41,319
OR THROW UP
IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR.
1515
01:15:41,362 --> 01:15:43,495
IT'S YOUR LIFE.
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT.
1516
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:46,237
NOT ANYMORE,
THANKS TO YOU.
1517
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,805
WHERE'S GENA?
1518
01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:51,677
I SAW HER IN THE HOUSE
A FEW MINUTES AGO,
1519
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:54,027
TAKING CARE OF SOME
LAST-MINUTE THINGS.
1520
01:15:59,076 --> 01:16:02,035
GENA'S TRYING TO TELL
LAINIE WHAT HAPPENED.
1521
01:16:02,079 --> 01:16:03,559
I STILL HAVE
A CHANCE.
1522
01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:05,082
NOT WITHOUT ME,
YOU DON'T.
1523
01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:06,605
AND YOU WON'T
EVEN HELP ME?
1524
01:16:06,649 --> 01:16:08,955
I CAN'T.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1525
01:16:08,999 --> 01:16:12,045
IT'S NOT GONNA BE
IN MY BEST INTERESTS
TO HELP YOU.
1526
01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:14,526
I CAN DO ONE THING--
I CAN GIVE YOU A HINT.
1527
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:17,660
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
1528
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:20,097
WITH STATES AND SYSTEMS
AND ALL THAT SHIT.
1529
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:22,316
SECONDLY, IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH PHYSICS.
1530
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,492
AND ALSO, IF YOU WEREN'T
SO DAMNED SMART,
1531
01:16:24,536 --> 01:16:27,017
YOU WOULD HAVE FIGURED
THIS WHOLE THING OUT
TWO DREAMS AGO.
1532
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:29,585
THAT'S ALL
I CAN SAY, POPS.
1533
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:32,849
HEY,
1534
01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:35,416
AREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME
NOT TO CALL YOU "POPS"?
1535
01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:42,032
WHEW. WOW.
1536
01:16:42,075 --> 01:16:43,773
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
1537
01:16:46,253 --> 01:16:49,256
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I'M HISTORY.
1538
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:53,347
KEEP DREAMING.
1539
01:17:21,811 --> 01:17:24,161
[ Bobby's voice ]
LAST DAY, POPS.
GOOD LUCK.
1540
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:25,684
HEH!
1541
01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:28,905
ALL RIGHT, PENCILS UP.
1542
01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,907
GOOD MORNING.
1543
01:17:30,950 --> 01:17:33,605
WELCOME TO THE SCHOLASTIC
APTITUDE TEST.
1544
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,912
REMEMBER DURING THE TEST
1545
01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:37,914
TO REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS
1546
01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:41,613
AND LET THERE BE
ABSOLUTELY NO TALKING.
1547
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:44,007
THIS TEST IS TO DETERMINE
YOUR ABILITY
1548
01:17:44,050 --> 01:17:46,400
TO GET INTO COLLEGE.
1549
01:17:46,444 --> 01:17:49,839
SOME OF YOU
I DON'T THINK WILL MAKE IT.
1550
01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:53,277
IT IS NOW 10:07.
1551
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:56,715
YOU HAVE UNTIL 1:07.
1552
01:17:56,759 --> 01:17:58,717
AND YOU MAY OPEN
YOUR TEST BOOKS...
1553
01:17:58,761 --> 01:18:00,850
NOW!
1554
01:18:08,205 --> 01:18:10,250
[ growling ]
1555
01:18:49,768 --> 01:18:51,509
[ mouths ]
1556
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:58,690
HEY, MR. PATTISON,
LISTEN.
1557
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,345
SOME OF THE QUESTIONS
IN THE TEST WERE WRONG
ON THEIR FACE,
1558
01:19:01,388 --> 01:19:03,173
SO I WENT AHEAD
AND CORRECTED THEM.
1559
01:19:03,216 --> 01:19:05,653
THEY'RE IN THE TEXTBOOK,
SO TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?
1560
01:19:05,697 --> 01:19:07,699
THANKS.
1561
01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:25,238
HEY, I ADMIT I DREAMED
ABOUT THE OLD COUPLE
LAST NIGHT.
1562
01:19:25,282 --> 01:19:26,805
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO ABOUT IT?
1563
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,286
I MEAN, THIS DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW.
1564
01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:31,723
AND HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THE DREAM?
1565
01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:35,727
A STRONG POWER
OF SUGGESTION PLANTED
IN A TENDER YOUNG MIND
1566
01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:39,078
BY A CLEVER YOUNG MAN
WITH A NOVEL APPROACH TO
STEALING HIS FRIEND'S GIRL.
1567
01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:43,387
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S NOT
AT ALL WHAT I'M DOING,
BUT IS IT WORKING?
1568
01:19:43,430 --> 01:19:45,737
IN A WAY.
THIS IS A BIZARRE
COURTSHIP.
1569
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:47,347
YES, IT'S VERY
STRANGE.
1570
01:19:47,391 --> 01:19:49,872
BUT LET'S PUT ALL THAT ASIDE.
LET'S GET BACK TO
THE ARGUING.
1571
01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:51,874
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITH YOU?
1572
01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:53,440
I WOULD SAY
WE SHOULD GET MARRIED,
1573
01:19:53,484 --> 01:19:55,486
BUT WE CAN'T,
'CAUSE WE ALREADY ARE.
1574
01:19:55,529 --> 01:19:58,141
OKAY, I'M NOT SAYING
I BELIEVE YOU,
1575
01:19:58,184 --> 01:19:59,969
BUT COME HERE
AND KISS ME.
1576
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:03,102
BOO.
1577
01:20:03,146 --> 01:20:05,583
SCARED YOU, HUH?
1578
01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:07,585
LOOK, MINE IS NOT
THE QUESTION;
1579
01:20:07,628 --> 01:20:09,935
MINE IS ONLY
A WARNING FOR YOU TWO.
1580
01:20:09,979 --> 01:20:12,633
JOEL IS VERY
CLOSE BEHIND.
1581
01:20:12,677 --> 01:20:14,679
[ giggles ]
1582
01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:18,596
LOOK, IN THAT DREAM,
SHE WAS REALLY REAL.
1583
01:20:18,639 --> 01:20:20,990
SHE SAID I COULDN'T
FALL ASLEEP OR WE'D
LOSE THEM FOREVER--
1584
01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:22,992
LIKE OZ
OR SOMETHING.
1585
01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:25,995
- WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY?
- SHE SAID THAT SHE
REALLY LOVES YOU.
1586
01:20:26,038 --> 01:20:29,999
LAINIE, THAT WAS
A SECRET. GOD.
1587
01:20:30,042 --> 01:20:32,001
EXCUSE ME.
SHELLEY.
1588
01:20:32,044 --> 01:20:34,699
- WOMEN ARE NUTS.
- YOU'RE TELLING ME.
1589
01:20:34,742 --> 01:20:37,093
HEY, ASSHOLE.
1590
01:20:37,136 --> 01:20:39,095
- HEY, HEY.
- JOEL, JOEL.
1591
01:20:39,138 --> 01:20:41,358
THE POOR GUY IS MY BUDDY.
NOW IT'S BETWEEN ME AND YOU.
1592
01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:43,055
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOEL?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1593
01:20:43,099 --> 01:20:44,796
STOP IT, JOEL.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
1594
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,319
HEY, I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT?
1595
01:20:46,363 --> 01:20:47,843
I DON'T NEED IT,
ALL RIGHT?
1596
01:20:47,886 --> 01:20:49,409
I DIDN'T NEED IT
LAST NIGHT.
1597
01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:51,237
DINGER DIDN'T
NEED IT THE OTHER DAY
ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
1598
01:20:51,281 --> 01:20:54,023
AND NONE OF US NEED IT NOW.
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.
1599
01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:56,547
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1600
01:20:56,590 --> 01:20:58,549
- [ door opens ]
- HEY, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
1601
01:20:58,592 --> 01:21:00,290
- HEY, YOU.
- THAT'S FOR ME.
1602
01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:02,988
- YOU, OUT OF HERE.
YOU, INSIDE.
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
1603
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:04,990
- YOU, COME WITH ME.
- I CAN'T. COME ON.
1604
01:21:05,034 --> 01:21:06,209
- LET'S GO.
- I CAN'T GO.
1605
01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:07,775
Dinger:
WHY ME?
WHY ALWAYS ME?
1606
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,825
WOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
"S.A.T." MEANT
1607
01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:16,784
"SATURDAY AFTERNOON TEST."
WHAT IS UP?
1608
01:21:40,634 --> 01:21:42,332
OH, IT'S YOU.
1609
01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:44,203
YEAH, IS LAINIE HOME?
1610
01:21:45,596 --> 01:21:47,032
NOPE.
1611
01:21:47,076 --> 01:21:48,816
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE SHE'S AT?
1612
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:50,340
I THOUGHT MAYBE
SHE WAS WITH YOU,
1613
01:21:50,383 --> 01:21:52,516
SO I GUESS THINGS
COULD BE WORSE.
1614
01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:54,344
YOU DON'T CARE MUCH
FOR ME, DO YOU?
1615
01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:56,346
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
1616
01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:58,565
I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER
YOU CAME BY.
1617
01:22:06,573 --> 01:22:08,532
LATELY WHERE YOU FIND
THAT KELLER BOY,
1618
01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:10,969
YOU FIND MY DAUGHTER.
1619
01:22:11,013 --> 01:22:13,189
NOW WE LIKE YOU
A LOT, JOEL.
1620
01:22:13,232 --> 01:22:15,234
WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
IN THE FAMILY.
1621
01:22:16,322 --> 01:22:20,239
♪ WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS SHE? ♪
1622
01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:22,676
♪ I KEEP WAITING
1623
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,766
♪ FOR A CALL
1624
01:22:27,116 --> 01:22:30,293
♪ WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS SHE? ♪
1625
01:22:30,336 --> 01:22:31,816
[ door opens ]
1626
01:22:31,859 --> 01:22:34,993
FOR SOME REASON,
I'M JEALOUS OF HER.
1627
01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:38,736
I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE
I AM WHO YOU SAY I AM
1628
01:22:38,779 --> 01:22:42,087
OR IF I JUST WANT YOU
TO WANT ME MORE.
1629
01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:01,193
I THINK WHAT SHE WAS
TRYING TO TELL US
1630
01:23:01,237 --> 01:23:03,804
IS THAT WE CAN'T
FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT
1631
01:23:03,848 --> 01:23:06,198
OR WE COULD
LOSE THEM FOREVER.
1632
01:23:06,242 --> 01:23:08,244
BOBBY, I'M AS
ANXIOUS TO MATURE
AS THE NEXT GIRL,
1633
01:23:08,287 --> 01:23:11,073
BUT I'M NOT
LOOKING TO RUSH IT
QUITE THAT MUCH.
1634
01:23:11,116 --> 01:23:14,250
I DON'T THINK
YOU GET IT.
1635
01:23:14,293 --> 01:23:16,252
THERE'S REALLY
NO RISK.
1636
01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:19,255
BOBBY AND LAINIE
WILL ALWAYS EXIST.
1637
01:23:19,298 --> 01:23:21,257
WILL I STILL
LIKE YOU--
1638
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:24,782
I MEAN, AFTER,
YOU KNOW--?
1639
01:23:24,825 --> 01:23:27,263
I HOPE SO.
1640
01:23:27,306 --> 01:23:29,265
I DON'T KNOW.
1641
01:23:29,308 --> 01:23:31,702
I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOU, BOBBY.
1642
01:23:31,745 --> 01:23:35,967
I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE ME EITHER.
1643
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,970
COME ON, YOU ALWAYS SAID
YOU LIKED ADVENTURE.
1644
01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,059
YEAH, I KNOW,
1645
01:23:41,103 --> 01:23:43,888
BUT I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS.
1646
01:23:43,931 --> 01:23:45,455
PLEASE.
1647
01:23:45,498 --> 01:23:49,024
I NEED YOU TO DO THIS
WITH ME.
1648
01:23:49,067 --> 01:23:52,114
OKAY.
1649
01:23:52,157 --> 01:23:54,246
I'LL DO THIS WITH YOU
IF YOU PROMISE ME
1650
01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:55,987
THAT AFTER THIS
YOU'LL NEVER BRING IT
UP AGAIN.
1651
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,945
OKAY, I PROMISE.
1652
01:23:57,989 --> 01:24:00,209
SWEETHEART,
1653
01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:02,776
- JOEL WAS HERE
LOOKING FOR YOU.
- GREAT.
1654
01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:05,214
BOBBY, PLEASE, LET'S NOT
CAUSE A SCENE TONIGHT,
OKAY?
1655
01:24:05,257 --> 01:24:07,303
I'LL GO WITH JOEL
AND YOU GO WITH SHELLEY.
1656
01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:09,435
WE CAN DEAL WITH
ALL THAT LATER.
1657
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:13,874
BUT I NEED TO BE
ALONE WITH YOU TONIGHT.
1658
01:24:13,918 --> 01:24:15,659
I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE YOU WERE.
1659
01:24:15,702 --> 01:24:17,400
I GOTTA GO.
1660
01:24:17,443 --> 01:24:19,793
LOOK, WE'LL BE ALONE
AFTER THE DANCE, OKAY?
1661
01:24:19,837 --> 01:24:21,839
OKAY.
1662
01:24:40,379 --> 01:24:42,686
BOBBY.
1663
01:24:42,729 --> 01:24:44,818
YO.
1664
01:24:44,862 --> 01:24:46,864
TELL HIM HOW NICE
HE LOOKS.
1665
01:24:46,907 --> 01:24:48,866
NO, YOU TELL HIM
HOW NICE HE LOOKS.
1666
01:24:48,909 --> 01:24:50,694
NO, TELL HIM
WHAT YOU TOLD ME.
1667
01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:52,957
OH.
1668
01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,529
UM, SON,
1669
01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:02,053
BOBBY,
1670
01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:04,403
I JUST WANT
TO TELL YOU
1671
01:25:04,447 --> 01:25:06,405
THAT WHAT YOU SAID
LAST NIGHT
1672
01:25:06,449 --> 01:25:08,407
MADE US DO
A LOT OF THINKING.
1673
01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:10,409
YOU WERE RIGHT.
1674
01:25:10,453 --> 01:25:12,759
WE DON'T LISTEN
TO YOUR PROBLEMS.
1675
01:25:12,803 --> 01:25:14,283
THANK YOU.
1676
01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:17,242
TELL HIM WE'LL TRY
TO DO A BETTER JOB.
1677
01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:22,595
UM, YOU HEARD
WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID.
1678
01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:26,817
YEAH, I HEARD HIM.
LISTEN, MOM,
1679
01:25:26,860 --> 01:25:28,819
COULD YOU TELL DAD
1680
01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:32,388
THAT I LOVE HIM
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
1681
01:25:32,431 --> 01:25:34,955
AND I'M GONNA
MISS YOU BOTH
1682
01:25:34,999 --> 01:25:37,741
IN A WEIRD SORT OF WAY?
I MEAN THAT.
1683
01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:40,004
I GOT A DANCE
TO GO TO.
1684
01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:42,049
I GOTTA GO.
1685
01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:47,403
WHEN HE COMES BACK,
1686
01:25:47,446 --> 01:25:49,448
WILL YOU ASK HIM
WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT?
1687
01:25:52,495 --> 01:25:54,540
THIS IS TERRIFIC.
1688
01:25:54,584 --> 01:25:56,542
I KNOW YOU LIKE IT
CRUNCHY.
1689
01:25:56,586 --> 01:25:58,153
[ chuckles ]
1690
01:25:58,196 --> 01:26:00,459
[ dance music playing ]
1691
01:26:19,913 --> 01:26:22,438
HEY, WHAT,
ARE YOU NUTS, MAN?
1692
01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:24,918
- SHUT UP.
- JOEL.
1693
01:26:31,838 --> 01:26:33,797
HEY, BOBBY.
1694
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,799
HEY, KELLER, MAN,
WHERE'S LAINIE?
1695
01:26:35,842 --> 01:26:37,714
LOOKING FOR YOU.
1696
01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:40,020
I THINK YOU
SHOULD TALK TO ME.
COME HERE, PLEASE.
1697
01:26:40,064 --> 01:26:41,413
WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
1698
01:26:41,457 --> 01:26:43,459
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT HE'S GETTING
REALLY TRASHED.
1699
01:26:43,502 --> 01:26:45,156
THEY'LL WORK IT OUT.
1700
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,202
LOOK, IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.
EVER SINCE THE ACCIDENT--
1701
01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,900
HEY, THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS.
IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN
SO FRIGID, HUH?
1702
01:26:49,943 --> 01:26:52,642
NOW YOU OWE ME.
1703
01:26:52,685 --> 01:26:54,426
- STOP IT, JOEL.
- HEY, FUCK YOU.
1704
01:26:54,470 --> 01:26:56,907
- WHY CAN'T I EVEN SAY IT, HUH?
- YOU KNOW, JOEL, JUST HIT ME.
1705
01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:58,735
IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH BOBBY.
IT WAS YOU,
1706
01:26:58,778 --> 01:27:00,824
WHAT YOU WANTED.
YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ME.
1707
01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:02,652
WELL, I DO.
AND I WANT OUT.
1708
01:27:02,695 --> 01:27:04,262
NO GODDAMN WAY.
YOU'RE MINE.
1709
01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:05,655
GET OFF.
1710
01:27:05,698 --> 01:27:08,310
- HEY!
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
1711
01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:10,834
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- GET HER OUT OF HERE, GO.
1712
01:27:10,877 --> 01:27:12,836
COME ON, COME ON,
LET'S GO.
1713
01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:14,881
- WATCH OUT!
- Dinger: GO.
1714
01:27:18,798 --> 01:27:20,539
- RELAX, MAN.
- I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
1715
01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:21,888
SHIT.
1716
01:27:21,932 --> 01:27:24,456
JOEL, JOEL.
1717
01:27:29,418 --> 01:27:31,376
HEY, PRETTY BOY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1718
01:27:31,420 --> 01:27:33,422
FAGGOT.
1719
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:37,687
COME ON, LAINIE.
1720
01:27:37,730 --> 01:27:39,950
[ engine starts ]
1721
01:27:41,038 --> 01:27:43,345
[ tires screech ]
1722
01:27:43,388 --> 01:27:45,347
OH, GEE, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT, JOEL.
1723
01:27:45,390 --> 01:27:47,871
YOU KNOW, I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TOLD YOU I SAW
THEM TOGETHER.
1724
01:27:47,914 --> 01:27:49,351
I GUESS I'M NOT
A VERY GOOD FRIEND.
1725
01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:51,266
HEY, FAGGOT, YOU'RE DEAD.
YOU'RE GODDAMN DEAD.
1726
01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:53,877
ME AND MY FRIENDS
ARE HAVING A LITTLE PARTY
TONIGHT AT THE BRIDGE.
1727
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:57,489
AND I THINK YOU AND YOU
AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT
FRIENDS OUGHT TO BE THERE.
1728
01:27:57,533 --> 01:27:59,709
- YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH NOW,
ARE YOU, JOEL?
- FAGGOT.
1729
01:27:59,752 --> 01:28:02,451
LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME,
ALL RIGHT?
1730
01:28:02,494 --> 01:28:04,583
THEY'RE SHIT.
THEY'RE NOTHING--
NOTHING, ALL RIGHT?
1731
01:28:04,627 --> 01:28:06,585
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
1732
01:28:06,629 --> 01:28:08,674
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
1733
01:28:10,589 --> 01:28:12,591
OH.
1734
01:28:23,123 --> 01:28:26,431
♪ You can go
to extremes ♪
1735
01:28:26,475 --> 01:28:29,347
♪ With impossible
schemes ♪
1736
01:28:29,391 --> 01:28:32,437
♪ You can laugh
when your dreams ♪
1737
01:28:32,481 --> 01:28:34,874
♪ Fall apart
at the seams ♪
1738
01:28:34,918 --> 01:28:38,400
♪ And life gets
more exciting ♪
1739
01:28:38,443 --> 01:28:41,359
♪ With each
passing day ♪
1740
01:28:41,403 --> 01:28:45,015
♪ And love is
either in your heart ♪
1741
01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:47,452
♪ Or on its way
1742
01:28:47,496 --> 01:28:50,586
♪ Don't you know
that it's worth ♪
1743
01:28:50,629 --> 01:28:53,545
♪ Every treasure
on earth ♪
1744
01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:55,547
♪ To be young
1745
01:28:55,591 --> 01:28:59,334
♪ At heart?
1746
01:28:59,377 --> 01:29:02,293
♪ For as rich
as you are ♪
1747
01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,557
♪ It's much better
by far ♪
1748
01:29:05,601 --> 01:29:08,995
♪ To be young
at heart ♪
1749
01:29:11,302 --> 01:29:14,436
♪ And if you
should survive ♪
1750
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:17,613
♪ To 105
1751
01:29:17,656 --> 01:29:20,398
♪ Look at all
you'll derive ♪
1752
01:29:20,442 --> 01:29:23,575
♪ Out of being
alive ♪
1753
01:29:23,619 --> 01:29:26,622
♪ And here is
the best part ♪
1754
01:29:26,665 --> 01:29:29,799
♪ You had
a head start ♪
1755
01:29:29,842 --> 01:29:33,150
♪ If you are
among the very ♪
1756
01:29:33,193 --> 01:29:35,587
♪ Young
1757
01:29:35,631 --> 01:29:41,201
♪ At heart.
1758
01:29:43,987 --> 01:29:46,772
WOW.
1759
01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,166
SHIT'S GETTING WEIRD.
1760
01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:51,168
ME-- DINGER,
1761
01:29:51,211 --> 01:29:53,388
THIS UNBELIEVABLY LOOKING GUY,
SITTING OUT HERE,
1762
01:29:53,431 --> 01:29:55,955
FREEZING MY ASS OFF
1763
01:29:55,999 --> 01:29:58,480
IN SOME BUTT-UGLY
RED MUSTANG.
1764
01:29:58,523 --> 01:30:01,439
WELL, WHAT TIME
IS IT?
1765
01:30:01,483 --> 01:30:03,702
I DON'T HAVE A WATCH.
I NEVER HAD A WATCH.
1766
01:30:03,746 --> 01:30:06,488
WHY DID I LOOK
AT MY WRIST?
1767
01:30:06,531 --> 01:30:09,665
HAD A DANCE,
DANCING PERFECTLY
1768
01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:11,797
WITH A HOT CHICK.
1769
01:30:11,841 --> 01:30:13,799
SHE WANTED ME.
I KNOW SHE WANTED ME.
1770
01:30:13,843 --> 01:30:15,497
WELL, EVERY GIRL
WANTS ME.
1771
01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:17,847
I SHOULD BE IN HAWAII
DRINKING A PINA COLADA,
1772
01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,849
LOOKING AT SOME
HAWAII CHICK.
1773
01:30:19,892 --> 01:30:21,720
"HELLO, HONEY."
1774
01:30:23,722 --> 01:30:26,290
OH, HERE COMES ASSHOLE.
1775
01:30:29,119 --> 01:30:30,816
WHAT DID YOU GET
IN THERE, MAN?
1776
01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:33,515
GOT A LITTLE MORE
OF THIS
1777
01:30:33,558 --> 01:30:36,300
AND THIS.
1778
01:30:36,343 --> 01:30:39,477
WHAT ARE YOU--
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH THAT, JOEL?
1779
01:30:39,521 --> 01:30:40,957
I'M GONNA DRINK IT.
1780
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,698
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
DRINK THAT.
1781
01:30:42,741 --> 01:30:44,613
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH THE GUN, JOEL--
THE GUN?
1782
01:30:44,656 --> 01:30:47,311
HEY, I'M GONNA
JOIN THE PARTY
AT THE BRIDGE, MAN,
1783
01:30:47,354 --> 01:30:49,269
AND THE FIRST GUY
THAT PISSES ME OFF
1784
01:30:49,313 --> 01:30:50,923
GETS A LITTLE
SURPRISE.
1785
01:30:50,967 --> 01:30:53,404
JOEL, COME ON, MAN.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT
YOU'RE TAKING THIS THING
1786
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:55,058
- A LITTLE TOO FAR?
- GET OUT OF THE CAR.
1787
01:30:55,101 --> 01:30:56,973
HEY, LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING
TO START SHIT WITH YOU.
1788
01:30:57,016 --> 01:30:59,715
I'M YOUR FRIEND, JOEL.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
GO TO JAIL--
1789
01:30:59,758 --> 01:31:01,499
YOU KNOW, JAIL,
BEHIND BARS.
1790
01:31:01,543 --> 01:31:03,240
HEY, HE HUMILIATED ME,
MAN, ALL RIGHT?
1791
01:31:03,283 --> 01:31:05,503
RIGHT?
I'M NOT GONNA
LET THIS SHIT SLIDE.
1792
01:31:05,547 --> 01:31:07,853
LOOK, MAN, I'M NOT
GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS.
1793
01:31:07,897 --> 01:31:09,725
LOOK, IF I HAVE TO,
I'LL STOP YOU.
1794
01:31:09,768 --> 01:31:11,683
HEY, NOBODY'S GONNA
STOP ME AGAIN,
ALL RIGHT?
1795
01:31:11,727 --> 01:31:14,033
NOW GET OUT!
OUT!
1796
01:31:14,077 --> 01:31:16,775
- I'M NOT GONNA
GET OUT OF THE CAR.
- GET OUT. GET THE HELL OUT.
1797
01:31:16,819 --> 01:31:18,124
- DON'T, MAN.
- OUT. OUT.
1798
01:31:18,168 --> 01:31:20,344
JOEL, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU--?
HEY, MAN.
1799
01:31:22,389 --> 01:31:24,435
JOEL, COME ON, MAN.
1800
01:31:27,307 --> 01:31:29,962
WOW, WHAT A GODDAMN
PSYCHO.
1801
01:31:36,273 --> 01:31:37,709
- SHELLEY.
- HI. WHERE'S LAINIE?
1802
01:31:37,753 --> 01:31:39,232
SHE'S AT THE DANCE
WITH JOEL.
1803
01:31:39,276 --> 01:31:42,061
NAH. NO, SHE LEFT.
JOEL HIT HER AND
SHE LEFT.
1804
01:31:42,105 --> 01:31:43,759
- WHAT? WHY?
- JOEL HIT HER?
1805
01:31:43,802 --> 01:31:45,282
- YEAH.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
1806
01:31:45,325 --> 01:31:48,415
I DON'T KNOW.
ALL I KNOW IS
SHE'S WITH BOBBY
1807
01:31:48,459 --> 01:31:50,461
AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH
ALL HIS FAULT.
1808
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:52,811
[ laughs ]
I FEEL SILLY.
1809
01:31:52,855 --> 01:31:55,161
COME ON.
COME ON.
1810
01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:57,381
YOU PROMISED ME
YOU'D DO THIS.
JUST TRUST ME.
1811
01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:59,426
- OKAY.
- TRUST ME.
1812
01:32:01,559 --> 01:32:05,128
♪ HEY, SHOUT
SUMMERTIME BLUES ♪
1813
01:32:33,417 --> 01:32:36,246
♪ JIMMY DEAN
1814
01:32:47,866 --> 01:32:50,782
♪ HEY, KIDS,
ROCK AND ROLL ♪
1815
01:32:50,826 --> 01:32:53,742
♪ ROCK ON,
OOH, MY SOUL ♪
1816
01:32:53,785 --> 01:32:56,701
♪ HEY, KIDS,
BOOGIE TOO ♪
1817
01:32:56,745 --> 01:32:59,530
♪ DID YOU?
1818
01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:02,402
♪ HEY, SHOUT
SUMMERTIME BLUES ♪
1819
01:33:02,446 --> 01:33:05,188
♪ JUMP UP AND DOWN
IN MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES ♪
1820
01:33:05,231 --> 01:33:07,930
♪ HEY, KIDS,
ROCK AND ROLL ♪
1821
01:33:07,973 --> 01:33:10,280
♪ ROCK ON.
1822
01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:23,206
- WHAT ARE YOU
MORONS DOING?
- WHAT?
1823
01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:26,165
- KELLER, WHERE'S THE CAR?
COME ON, WE GOTTA GO NOW.
- NOT NOW.
1824
01:33:26,209 --> 01:33:29,255
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
NOT NOW, BOBBY?
YOU STARTED THIS.
1825
01:33:29,299 --> 01:33:31,736
- STARTED WHAT?
- JOEL'S GOING
AFTER DUMAS.
1826
01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:33,608
HE'S A BIG BOY.
HE CAN TAKE CARE
OF HIMSELF.
1827
01:33:33,651 --> 01:33:34,913
I'VE GOT THINGS
TO DO.
1828
01:33:34,957 --> 01:33:36,872
OH, YOU HAVE
THINGS TO DO?
1829
01:33:36,915 --> 01:33:38,874
GREAT, SO I SHIT
ON A FRIEND FOR YOU?
1830
01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:40,571
FOR WHAT, BOBBY?
SO YOU CAN WALK AWAY?
1831
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:43,052
HE'S GOT A GUN.
HE'S GONNA KILL HIM.
1832
01:33:43,095 --> 01:33:44,706
WE GOTTA GO.
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
1833
01:33:44,749 --> 01:33:47,839
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
LAINIE, YOU STAY HERE.
I'LL BE BACK.
1834
01:33:47,883 --> 01:33:49,711
NO, I'M COMING
WITH YOU.
1835
01:33:49,754 --> 01:33:52,627
♪ AND WHERE DO WE GO
FROM HERE? ♪
1836
01:33:54,759 --> 01:33:57,109
♪ WHICH IS THE WAY
THAT'S CLEAR? ♪
1837
01:33:57,153 --> 01:33:59,677
WAIT A MINUTE.
THERE SHE IS.
1838
01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:04,595
- LAINIE, GET IN.
YOU'RE GOING HOME.
- NO, MOTHER.
1839
01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:07,598
I SAID, GET IN THE CAR.
I'VE ALREADY HEARD ABOUT
THAT FIGHT YOU WERE IN.
1840
01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:10,906
GET AWAY FROM HER.
YOUNG MAN, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO SEE MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE.
1841
01:34:10,949 --> 01:34:12,429
- LAINIE, GET IN THE CAR.
- RON, COULD YOU--?
1842
01:34:12,472 --> 01:34:15,606
- HEY, STAY BACK.
- LET GO OF ME.
1843
01:34:15,650 --> 01:34:17,608
ALL RIGHT,
LISTEN, LAINIE,
1844
01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:20,002
GO HOME WITH THEM.
DON'T CAUSE A SCENE.
1845
01:34:20,045 --> 01:34:21,525
I'M GONNA BE
BY THE HOUSE
LATER ON.
1846
01:34:21,568 --> 01:34:23,396
NO, BOBBY, YOU WON'T BE
COMING BY LATER.
1847
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:25,398
I'LL BE BY.
1848
01:34:25,442 --> 01:34:27,792
DON'T FALL ASLEEP.
1849
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,447
BE CAREFUL.
1850
01:34:30,490 --> 01:34:32,492
Ron:
COME ON, LAINIE,
LET'S GO.
1851
01:34:34,712 --> 01:34:37,149
♪ ROCK ON
1852
01:34:40,762 --> 01:34:42,764
♪ ROCK ON
1853
01:34:46,550 --> 01:34:48,508
♪ ROCK ON...
1854
01:34:48,552 --> 01:34:52,948
YO, DUMAS.
HEY, DUMAS.
1855
01:34:52,991 --> 01:34:55,428
JOEL, JOEL.
1856
01:34:55,472 --> 01:34:57,430
[ laughs ]
1857
01:34:57,474 --> 01:34:59,955
ARE YOU HERE ALONE, JOEL?
1858
01:34:59,998 --> 01:35:01,957
YEAH, I AM.
1859
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:04,133
NOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SMARTER THAN THAT.
1860
01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:05,395
I AM.
1861
01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:06,875
GUN!
1862
01:35:06,918 --> 01:35:08,833
HEY! YO!
1863
01:35:08,877 --> 01:35:11,227
WAIT A SECOND, BOYS.
MAN, IT'S A PARTY.
1864
01:35:11,270 --> 01:35:12,837
WHO'S GOT THE CHIPS?
1865
01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:17,015
LAINIE, IF THAT BOY COMES,
I DON'T WANT YOU
TALKING TO HIM.
1866
01:35:17,059 --> 01:35:19,017
YOU DON'T SAY.
1867
01:35:19,061 --> 01:35:21,411
DAMN IT, I'M TIRED
OF THIS ATTITUDE.
1868
01:35:21,454 --> 01:35:24,327
I'M SERIOUSLY
CONSIDERING MOVING US
TO ANOTHER TOWN.
1869
01:35:24,370 --> 01:35:25,894
THESE KIDS, AND
ESPECIALLY THAT BOY,
1870
01:35:25,937 --> 01:35:27,896
ARE NOTHING
BUT A BAD INFLUENCE.
1871
01:35:27,939 --> 01:35:29,898
I MEAN,
LOOK AT THAT FIGHT
YOU HAD AT THE DANCE.
1872
01:35:29,941 --> 01:35:32,639
NOW WHY DID YOU HAVE
TO PROVOKE JOEL
LIKE THAT?
1873
01:35:32,683 --> 01:35:34,337
YEAH, I PROVOKED JOEL.
1874
01:35:34,380 --> 01:35:36,818
I WOULDN'T LET HIM
SCREW ME STANDING UP
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
1875
01:35:36,861 --> 01:35:38,820
I SHOULD BE
COMMITTED FOR THAT.
1876
01:35:38,863 --> 01:35:41,170
MOTHER, PLEASE.
I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU
MOVE AWAY.
1877
01:35:41,213 --> 01:35:43,259
DAMN IT, LAINIE,
NOT IN FRONT OF RON.
1878
01:35:43,302 --> 01:35:45,087
OH, AND ANOTHER
THING, RON--
1879
01:35:45,130 --> 01:35:47,393
I DON'T WANT
YOU AND MY MOTHER SEEING
EACH OTHER ANYMORE.
1880
01:35:55,184 --> 01:35:57,186
WHAT'S THAT?
1881
01:36:00,711 --> 01:36:02,713
GIVE IT TO HER?
1882
01:36:08,414 --> 01:36:10,373
I'M REALLY SORRY,
LAINIE.
1883
01:36:10,416 --> 01:36:13,202
IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU REALLY THINK, WE'LL
RESPECT YOUR WISHES.
1884
01:36:14,203 --> 01:36:16,379
COME ON, HELP ME
DRINK THIS THING.
1885
01:36:16,422 --> 01:36:18,381
THAT WAY I CAN GET OUT
OF HERE QUICKER
1886
01:36:18,424 --> 01:36:20,731
AND YOU CAN TOLERATE ME
A LOT EASIER TILL I GO.
1887
01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,733
I'M SORRY FOR BEING
SO OBNOXIOUS.
1888
01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:24,735
IT ISN'T YOU.
IT'S JUST
1889
01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:26,737
SHE'S SO RELENTLESS.
1890
01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:29,261
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT YOU GOTTA REMEMBER
1891
01:36:29,305 --> 01:36:31,786
SHE MEANS WELL.
1892
01:36:44,450 --> 01:36:46,801
JOEL, WE'RE HERE.
1893
01:36:46,844 --> 01:36:50,500
DON'T DO ANYTHING.
1894
01:36:50,543 --> 01:36:52,502
JOEL, I SAID
I WAS SORRY.
1895
01:36:52,545 --> 01:36:54,765
WHAT ELSE?
WHAT?
1896
01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,550
HEY, YOU GUYS CAN SPLIT.
I'M HAVING A LOT OF FUN
DOING THIS SHIT.
1897
01:36:57,594 --> 01:36:59,117
COME ON, MAN,
PUT THE GUN DOWN.
1898
01:36:59,161 --> 01:37:00,902
JUST COME WITH US.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
1899
01:37:00,945 --> 01:37:03,078
DINGER, IF YOU WERE
MY FRIEND, YOU WOULD
HAVE COME WITH ME.
1900
01:37:03,121 --> 01:37:04,775
COME ON, MAN,
YOU PUSHED ME
OUT OF THE CAR.
1901
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:07,604
LOOK, JOEL,
I HATE DUMAS TOO,
BUT YOU CAN'T KILL HIM.
1902
01:37:07,647 --> 01:37:09,954
LISTEN TO THEM, MAN.
THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
1903
01:37:09,998 --> 01:37:12,870
ALL RIGHT,
THIS WHOLE THING
IS WAY OUT OF CONTROL.
1904
01:37:12,914 --> 01:37:15,481
HEY, KELLER, YOU'RE NOT
VERY HIGH ON MY LIST
RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?
1905
01:37:15,525 --> 01:37:17,527
BOBBY, LET US TALK
TO HIM, MAN.
BACK OFF.
1906
01:37:17,570 --> 01:37:19,529
NO, YOU BACK OFF.
1907
01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:21,879
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ARE WE ALL
DOING HERE, GUYS?
1908
01:37:21,923 --> 01:37:23,881
WHAT ARE WE ALL
HERE FOR?
1909
01:37:23,925 --> 01:37:25,883
BECAUSE I KICKED
DUMAS'S ASS?
1910
01:37:25,927 --> 01:37:27,929
SO WHAT?
BIG DEAL.
1911
01:37:27,972 --> 01:37:30,540
HE KICKED MINE BACK.
EVEN IS EVEN.
1912
01:37:30,583 --> 01:37:33,586
FAIR IS FAIR.
1913
01:37:33,630 --> 01:37:36,285
YOU GUYS DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.
1914
01:37:36,328 --> 01:37:38,287
I HAVE BEEN
LIVING MY LIFE
1915
01:37:38,330 --> 01:37:40,289
DAY BY DAY
FOR SO LONG
1916
01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:42,726
THAT I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
WHY I HATE DUMAS
1917
01:37:42,769 --> 01:37:44,728
OR LIKE DINGER.
1918
01:37:44,771 --> 01:37:47,122
20 YEARS FROM NOW,
I'M GONNA BE SITTING BACK
1919
01:37:47,165 --> 01:37:49,124
AND I'M GONNA BE THINKING
OF MY SCHOOL FRIENDS
1920
01:37:49,167 --> 01:37:51,126
AND I'M GONNA THINK
OF DUMAS.
1921
01:37:51,169 --> 01:37:54,607
DUMAS WAS AN ASSHOLE,
BUT SO WHAT?
1922
01:37:54,651 --> 01:37:56,609
WE WERE STILL FRIENDS
IN SCHOOL.
1923
01:37:56,653 --> 01:37:59,482
AREN'T I RIGHT?
AREN'T WE FRIENDS?
1924
01:37:59,525 --> 01:38:01,353
LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT, MAN:
1925
01:38:01,397 --> 01:38:03,007
YOU GO AND STEAL
MY GIRLFRIEND
1926
01:38:03,051 --> 01:38:06,706
AND TELL ME WHO MY
FRIENDS ARE, HUH?
1927
01:38:06,750 --> 01:38:08,360
ALL RIGHT,
1928
01:38:08,404 --> 01:38:12,321
I DIDN'T STEAL
YOUR GIRL, OKAY?
1929
01:38:12,364 --> 01:38:15,193
I KNOW THAT IT HURTS.
I KNOW THAT.
1930
01:38:15,237 --> 01:38:19,502
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT.
1931
01:38:19,545 --> 01:38:22,157
LIFE IS TOO SHORT, GUYS.
1932
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:24,507
YOU TURN AROUND,
ONE SECOND--
1933
01:38:24,550 --> 01:38:27,162
BAM! IT'S OVER.
1934
01:38:27,205 --> 01:38:30,948
I MEAN, YOU SPEND
TOO MUCH TIME
1935
01:38:30,992 --> 01:38:33,385
THINKING ABOUT THE THINGS
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
1936
01:38:33,429 --> 01:38:36,127
AND MISSING THE THINGS
THAT YOU DO.
1937
01:38:36,171 --> 01:38:38,738
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
TAKE SOMETHING SO FAR
1938
01:38:38,782 --> 01:38:40,566
THAT IT CAN'T BE
TAKEN BACK?
1939
01:38:40,610 --> 01:38:44,135
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE WE'RE YOUNG.
1940
01:38:44,179 --> 01:38:46,529
AND WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG,
EVERY LITTLE THING
1941
01:38:46,572 --> 01:38:49,358
SEEMS SO BIG.
1942
01:38:49,401 --> 01:38:52,317
JOEL, YOU'VE GOT A GUN.
1943
01:38:52,361 --> 01:38:55,190
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
YOU'VE GOT A GUN, JOEL.
1944
01:38:55,233 --> 01:38:57,235
YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT DUMAS.
1945
01:38:57,279 --> 01:38:59,150
AND YOU'RE LUCKY
IT'S NOT POINTED AT YOU,
MAN, ALL RIGHT?
1946
01:38:59,194 --> 01:39:00,847
OH, REALLY?
1947
01:39:00,891 --> 01:39:01,979
YEAH, REALLY.
1948
01:39:02,023 --> 01:39:03,981
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
1949
01:39:04,025 --> 01:39:05,983
THAT YOU'RE
SO PISSED OFF AT ME
1950
01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:09,247
THAT THIS POOR BASTARD IS
GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF IT?
1951
01:39:09,291 --> 01:39:12,816
WELL, MAYBE
THAT GUN ISPOINTED
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
1952
01:39:12,859 --> 01:39:14,905
KELLER, MAN, SHUT UP.
1953
01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:19,214
NO. COME ON,
WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST
MAKE THIS REAL BAD?
1954
01:39:19,257 --> 01:39:21,781
COME ON, LET'S SEE
HOW FAR WE CAN TAKE IT.
1955
01:39:21,825 --> 01:39:23,392
WHY DON'T WE DO THAT
RIGHT NOW?
1956
01:39:23,435 --> 01:39:25,220
WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT
DUMAS IN THE EYE?
1957
01:39:25,263 --> 01:39:27,570
OR BETTER YET,
1958
01:39:27,613 --> 01:39:29,398
MAYBE THIS WILL
MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.
1959
01:39:29,441 --> 01:39:31,313
WHY DON'T YOU ALL BEAT
THE SHIT OUT OF ME?
1960
01:39:31,356 --> 01:39:35,447
COME ON, IT'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD.
1961
01:39:35,491 --> 01:39:38,494
YOU GUYS
MAKE ME SICK.
1962
01:39:39,886 --> 01:39:41,714
I'M GONNA GO DOWN
BY MY CAR
1963
01:39:41,758 --> 01:39:43,629
AND I'M GONNA
DRINK A BEER.
1964
01:39:43,673 --> 01:39:46,415
IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES
WOULD CARE TO JOIN ME,
1965
01:39:46,458 --> 01:39:48,460
FEEL FREE.
1966
01:39:51,072 --> 01:39:52,421
[ cocks gun ]
1967
01:39:52,464 --> 01:39:54,466
HEY, COME ON,
JOEL, MAN.
1968
01:40:00,559 --> 01:40:04,128
JOEL, COME ON.
1969
01:40:04,172 --> 01:40:07,044
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, MAN.
1970
01:40:07,088 --> 01:40:09,133
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
1971
01:40:17,837 --> 01:40:19,013
[ uncocks gun ]
1972
01:40:50,566 --> 01:40:55,179
♪ STAND UP
AND TAKE IT ♪
1973
01:40:55,223 --> 01:40:59,879
♪ IT'S ALL I CAN DO
1974
01:40:59,923 --> 01:41:02,882
♪ AM I THE WORSE
1975
01:41:02,926 --> 01:41:05,015
♪ FOR TRYING?
1976
01:41:05,059 --> 01:41:09,019
♪ NEITHER USELESS
NOR IMPROVED ♪
1977
01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:13,284
♪ WITH MY HEART
WIDE OPEN ♪
1978
01:41:13,328 --> 01:41:17,419
♪ SOMETIMES I FEEL
SO SMALL ♪
1979
01:41:17,462 --> 01:41:21,945
♪ I'VE GOT
MY HOPES UP ♪
1980
01:41:21,988 --> 01:41:27,516
♪ PLEASE DON'T
LET ME FALL ♪
1981
01:41:27,559 --> 01:41:30,171
♪ DREAMS COME TRUE
1982
01:41:30,214 --> 01:41:32,173
♪ SAY THEY DO, SAY THEY DO
1983
01:41:32,216 --> 01:41:35,872
♪ SAY THEY DO
1984
01:41:35,915 --> 01:41:38,701
♪ DREAMS COME TRUE
1985
01:41:38,744 --> 01:41:41,791
♪ SAY THEY DO,
SAY THEY DO ♪
1986
01:41:41,834 --> 01:41:46,187
♪ AND I'LL STAND UP
AND TAKE IT ♪
1987
01:41:46,230 --> 01:41:50,104
♪ OH, YES, I WILL
1988
01:41:50,147 --> 01:41:52,106
♪ STAND UP
AND TAKE IT... ♪
1989
01:41:52,149 --> 01:41:53,890
[ tires screech ]
1990
01:41:53,933 --> 01:41:59,678
♪ SHOOT AT THE MOON
1991
01:41:59,722 --> 01:42:03,552
♪ BLIND FAITH
OR HALLUCINATION ♪
1992
01:42:03,595 --> 01:42:05,206
♪ HOW DO YOU TELL
BETWEEN THE TWO? ♪
1993
01:42:05,249 --> 01:42:06,598
WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU WANT?
1994
01:42:06,642 --> 01:42:09,514
MISS DIAMOND,
I GOTTA SEE LAINIE
RIGHT AWAY.
1995
01:42:09,558 --> 01:42:11,386
SHE WAS
VERY UPSET, BOBBY.
SHE'S RESTING.
1996
01:42:11,429 --> 01:42:13,953
RESTING? NO, SHE CAN'T REST.
PLEASE DON'T LET HER
GO TO SLEEP.
1997
01:42:13,997 --> 01:42:15,868
EITHER YOU LEAVE
OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
1998
01:42:15,912 --> 01:42:17,914
- NO, I'VE GOT TO SEE HER.
- BACK UP, PAL.
1999
01:42:17,957 --> 01:42:20,395
NO. NO.
2000
01:42:22,614 --> 01:42:24,181
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
2001
01:42:24,225 --> 01:42:25,965
I'M SORRY.
I'M WAY OUT OF CONTROL.
2002
01:42:26,009 --> 01:42:28,490
I'VE HAD A BAD NIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
2003
01:42:29,621 --> 01:42:31,754
♪ SAY THEY DO,
SAY THEY DO ♪
2004
01:42:31,797 --> 01:42:34,452
♪ SAY THEY DO
2005
01:42:36,062 --> 01:42:38,021
♪ DREAMS COME TRUE
2006
01:42:38,064 --> 01:42:41,242
♪ SAY THEY DO,
SAY THEY DO ♪
2007
01:42:41,285 --> 01:42:45,594
♪ AND I'LL STAND UP
AND TAKE IT ♪
2008
01:42:45,637 --> 01:42:48,814
♪ OH, YES, I WILL
2009
01:42:50,990 --> 01:42:52,862
♪ YES, I WILL
2010
01:42:58,694 --> 01:43:01,349
♪ I'M GONNA
STAND UP ♪
2011
01:43:01,392 --> 01:43:03,133
♪ AND TAKE IT...
2012
01:43:03,177 --> 01:43:05,266
NO! NO!
2013
01:43:05,309 --> 01:43:07,268
WAKE UP.
2014
01:43:07,311 --> 01:43:10,445
LAINIE, YOU CAN'T SLEEP.
WAKE UP.
2015
01:43:10,488 --> 01:43:12,142
GENA!
2016
01:43:21,151 --> 01:43:23,371
LAINIE, LAINIE,
WAKE UP.
2017
01:43:23,414 --> 01:43:25,373
LAINIE.
2018
01:43:25,416 --> 01:43:27,636
LAINIE, WAKE UP.
2019
01:43:27,679 --> 01:43:31,466
NO! NO! NO!
2020
01:43:31,509 --> 01:43:33,816
OH, MY GOD.
GET HIM OFF.
GET HIM OFF.
2021
01:43:33,859 --> 01:43:35,818
- NO!
- JESUS CHRIST.
2022
01:43:35,861 --> 01:43:38,299
NO, NO, NO.
2023
01:43:38,342 --> 01:43:41,476
WHAT DID HE DO
TO YOU?
2024
01:43:41,519 --> 01:43:43,478
BASTARD!
2025
01:43:45,567 --> 01:43:47,090
GENA.
2026
01:43:49,875 --> 01:43:53,488
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS
2027
01:43:53,531 --> 01:43:55,490
♪ DREAMS
2028
01:43:55,533 --> 01:43:58,667
♪ TO REMEMBER
2029
01:44:00,712 --> 01:44:03,019
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS
2030
01:44:03,062 --> 01:44:05,456
♪ DREAMS
2031
01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:08,111
♪ TO REMEMBER
2032
01:44:12,289 --> 01:44:15,249
♪ HONEY, I SAW YOU
THERE LAST NIGHT ♪
2033
01:44:17,338 --> 01:44:20,819
♪ ANOTHER MAN'S ARMS
HOLDING YOU TIGHT ♪
2034
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:26,129
♪ NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT I FEEL INSIDE ♪
2035
01:44:26,172 --> 01:44:29,915
♪ ALL I KNOW,
I WALKED AWAY AND CRIED ♪
2036
01:44:29,959 --> 01:44:32,831
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS
2037
01:44:32,875 --> 01:44:34,833
♪ DREAMS
2038
01:44:34,877 --> 01:44:37,532
♪ TO REMEMBER
2039
01:44:37,575 --> 01:44:39,534
♪ LISTEN TO ME
2040
01:44:39,577 --> 01:44:42,493
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS,
ROUGH DREAMS ♪
2041
01:44:42,537 --> 01:44:48,064
♪ DREAMS TO REMEMBER
2042
01:44:52,068 --> 01:44:54,026
♪ I KNOW YOU SAID
2043
01:44:54,070 --> 01:44:56,855
♪ HE WAS
JUST A FRIEND ♪
2044
01:44:56,899 --> 01:45:01,686
♪ BUT I SAW HIM KISS YOU
AGAIN AND AGAIN ♪
2045
01:45:01,730 --> 01:45:03,688
♪ THESE EYES
OF MINE ♪
2046
01:45:03,732 --> 01:45:06,343
♪ THEY DON'T FOOL ME
2047
01:45:06,387 --> 01:45:09,955
♪ WHY DID HE HOLD YOU
SO TENDERLY? ♪
2048
01:45:09,999 --> 01:45:12,915
♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS
2049
01:45:12,958 --> 01:45:15,091
♪ DREAMS
2050
01:45:15,134 --> 01:45:18,616
♪ TO REMEMBER
2051
01:45:18,660 --> 01:45:21,750
♪ LISTEN, HONEY,
I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪
2052
01:45:21,793 --> 01:45:23,360
♪ ROUGH DREAMS
2053
01:45:23,404 --> 01:45:28,322
♪ DREAMS TO REMEMBER
2054
01:45:32,543 --> 01:45:35,198
♪ I STILL WANT YOU
TO STAY ♪
2055
01:45:37,592 --> 01:45:40,986
♪ I STILL LOVE YOU
ANYWAY ♪
2056
01:45:42,771 --> 01:45:45,774
♪ I DON'T WANT YOU
TO EVER LEAVE... ♪
2057
01:45:48,777 --> 01:45:50,474
Bobby:
ATTENTION, POPS.
2058
01:45:50,518 --> 01:45:52,476
YOUR RIDE IS SLOWLY
COMING TO AN END.
2059
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:54,478
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED.
2060
01:45:54,522 --> 01:45:57,525
AND REMEMBER,
FAITH ISN'T SOMETHING
YOU FIND.
2061
01:45:57,568 --> 01:45:59,527
IT'S SOMETHING
YOU HAVE.
2062
01:45:59,570 --> 01:46:01,529
AND YOU KNOW THAT STUFF
I TOLD YOU
2063
01:46:01,572 --> 01:46:03,531
ABOUT LOSING GENA
AND ALL THAT?
2064
01:46:03,574 --> 01:46:05,533
WELL, I MADE IT UP.
2065
01:46:05,576 --> 01:46:08,144
SORRY, BUT IT DID MAKE
FOR A GREAT STORY.
2066
01:46:08,187 --> 01:46:09,798
HEH!
2067
01:46:09,841 --> 01:46:12,801
♪ Now I can remember
2068
01:46:12,844 --> 01:46:16,979
♪ The dress
that you wore ♪
2069
01:46:17,022 --> 01:46:19,503
♪ But I never really
understood ♪
2070
01:46:19,547 --> 01:46:23,333
♪ What all the tears
were for ♪
2071
01:46:23,377 --> 01:46:27,337
♪ And you looked
so young ♪
2072
01:46:27,381 --> 01:46:31,646
♪ On that sweet
summer morning ♪
2073
01:46:31,689 --> 01:46:34,300
♪ And I thought that you
would stay the same ♪
2074
01:46:34,344 --> 01:46:38,174
♪ The way you were
before... ♪
2075
01:46:38,217 --> 01:46:40,437
A COOKIE?
2076
01:46:40,481 --> 01:46:42,483
I BROUGHT YOU YOUR TEA,
BUT YOU LOOKED LIKE
2077
01:46:42,526 --> 01:46:44,223
YOU WERE HAVING
SUCH A LOVELY NAP.
2078
01:46:47,618 --> 01:46:49,403
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
2079
01:46:49,446 --> 01:46:52,841
YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW,
DO YOU?
2080
01:46:52,884 --> 01:46:56,932
COLEMAN, ARE YOU OKAY?
2081
01:46:58,412 --> 01:47:02,111
I'M SORRY I'M A LITTLE
OUT OF IT.
2082
01:47:03,634 --> 01:47:05,462
I LOVE YOU, THOUGH.
2083
01:47:06,507 --> 01:47:08,465
OH, COLEY,
2084
01:47:08,509 --> 01:47:11,425
I LOVE YOU TOO.
2085
01:47:11,468 --> 01:47:13,775
ARE YOU GONNA
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR
INCREDIBLE DREAM?
2086
01:47:15,429 --> 01:47:17,996
NO, NO DREAM.
2087
01:47:21,217 --> 01:47:23,175
WHAT'S WITH THE MUSIC?
2088
01:47:23,219 --> 01:47:25,177
I DON'T KNOW.
2089
01:47:25,221 --> 01:47:27,615
I JUST FELT LIKE
LISTENING TO THIS.
2090
01:47:27,658 --> 01:47:31,575
YOU'RE ACTING
SO STRANGE.
2091
01:47:31,619 --> 01:47:34,012
WHY DON'T YOU
GO MEDITATE?
2092
01:47:34,056 --> 01:47:36,493
I DON'T THINK SO.
2093
01:47:36,537 --> 01:47:38,843
I THINK I'LL GO
WORK IN THE GARDEN.
2094
01:47:38,887 --> 01:47:41,063
IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO RELAX.
2095
01:47:41,106 --> 01:47:43,979
I'VE EARNED IT.
2096
01:47:44,022 --> 01:47:46,808
I JUST WANT TO ENJOY
2097
01:47:46,851 --> 01:47:49,463
LIFE WITH YOU.
2098
01:47:49,506 --> 01:47:52,509
[ exhales ]
2099
01:47:52,553 --> 01:47:54,511
YOU ARE
THE SWEETEST MAN.
2100
01:47:54,555 --> 01:47:58,341
♪ Time runs free
2101
01:47:58,384 --> 01:48:00,822
♪ Time runs wild
like the child ♪
2102
01:48:00,865 --> 01:48:03,999
♪ That's living
inside of me. ♪
2103
01:48:09,657 --> 01:48:11,789
COLEMAN.
2104
01:48:14,139 --> 01:48:16,098
[ chuckles]
2105
01:48:16,141 --> 01:48:18,492
WELL, HOW?
2106
01:48:18,535 --> 01:48:20,494
FAITH.
2107
01:48:26,108 --> 01:48:27,936
I PLANTED SOME
NEW BULBS TODAY.
2108
01:48:27,979 --> 01:48:31,592
- OH, I KNOW.
THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
2109
01:48:31,635 --> 01:48:33,681
- OH, DEAR.
- WHAT?
2110
01:48:40,818 --> 01:48:43,821
IT'S OKAY.
GO ON THROUGH.
2111
01:48:43,865 --> 01:48:45,736
YOU'RE WELCOME
TO USE THE PROPERTY.
2112
01:48:45,780 --> 01:48:47,738
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
2113
01:48:47,782 --> 01:48:50,959
BUT WE'LL GO AROUND.
2114
01:48:51,002 --> 01:48:52,743
NO, PLEASE.
2115
01:48:56,442 --> 01:49:00,011
NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
2116
01:49:00,055 --> 01:49:01,665
MAYBE ANOTHER DAY.
2117
01:49:01,709 --> 01:49:04,494
THE INVITATION'S OPEN,
ANYTIME.
2118
01:49:06,104 --> 01:49:08,063
WELL, THANK YOU,
2119
01:49:08,106 --> 01:49:11,632
BUT HAVE A NICE DAY.
2120
01:49:11,675 --> 01:49:13,416
YOU TOO, BOBBY.
2121
01:49:13,459 --> 01:49:16,680
♪ AND IF YOU SHOULD
SURVIVE ♪
2122
01:49:16,724 --> 01:49:19,640
♪ TO 105
2123
01:49:19,683 --> 01:49:22,338
♪ THINK OF ALL
YOU DERIVE ♪
2124
01:49:22,381 --> 01:49:25,733
♪ OUT OF BEING ALIVE
2125
01:49:25,776 --> 01:49:28,823
♪ AND HERE IS
THE BEST PART ♪
2126
01:49:28,866 --> 01:49:31,826
♪ YOU'VE HAD
A HEAD START ♪
2127
01:49:31,869 --> 01:49:34,132
♪ IF YOU ARE AMONG
2128
01:49:34,176 --> 01:49:37,571
♪ THE VERY YOUNG
2129
01:49:37,614 --> 01:49:43,185
♪ AT HEART.
2130
01:49:47,537 --> 01:49:49,887
[ upbeat song playing ]
2131
01:49:56,807 --> 01:50:00,985
♪ STARS SHINING BRIGHT
ABOVE YOU ♪
2132
01:50:01,029 --> 01:50:03,422
♪ AND NIGHT BREEZES
SEEM TO WHISPER ♪
2133
01:50:03,466 --> 01:50:05,468
♪ "I LOVE YOU"
2134
01:50:05,511 --> 01:50:08,776
♪ BIRDS SINGING
IN THE SYCAMORE TREE ♪
2135
01:50:08,819 --> 01:50:13,694
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME ♪
2136
01:50:13,737 --> 01:50:17,872
♪ SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT
AND KISS ME ♪
2137
01:50:17,915 --> 01:50:19,482
♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT
2138
01:50:19,525 --> 01:50:22,050
♪ TELL ME
YOU'LL MISS ME ♪
2139
01:50:22,093 --> 01:50:25,749
♪ WHILE I'M ALONE
AND BLUE AS CAN BE ♪
2140
01:50:25,793 --> 01:50:30,493
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME ♪
2141
01:50:30,536 --> 01:50:32,147
♪ STARS FADING
2142
01:50:32,190 --> 01:50:34,715
♪ BUT I LINGER ON
2143
01:50:34,758 --> 01:50:39,023
♪ STILL CRAVING
YOUR KISS ♪
2144
01:50:39,067 --> 01:50:41,330
♪ I'M LONGING
TO LINGER ♪
2145
01:50:41,373 --> 01:50:43,419
♪ TILL DAWN
2146
01:50:43,462 --> 01:50:47,423
♪ JUST SAYING THIS,
SAY IT ♪
2147
01:50:47,466 --> 01:50:51,688
♪ SWEET DREAMS
TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪
2148
01:50:51,732 --> 01:50:53,995
♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE
ALL WORRIES ♪
2149
01:50:54,038 --> 01:50:55,953
♪ BEHIND YOU
2150
01:50:55,997 --> 01:50:59,435
♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS,
WHATEVER THEY BE ♪
2151
01:50:59,478 --> 01:51:03,526
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME, YEAH ♪
2152
01:51:21,152 --> 01:51:22,676
♪ STARS FADING
2153
01:51:22,719 --> 01:51:25,374
♪ BUT I LINGER ON, DEAR
2154
01:51:25,417 --> 01:51:29,508
♪ CRAVING YOUR KISS
2155
01:51:29,552 --> 01:51:31,859
♪ I'M LONGING
TO LINGER ♪
2156
01:51:31,902 --> 01:51:33,948
♪ TILL DAWN, DEAR
2157
01:51:33,991 --> 01:51:37,952
♪ JUST SAYING THIS
2158
01:51:37,995 --> 01:51:42,130
♪ SWEET DREAMS
TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪
2159
01:51:42,173 --> 01:51:44,785
♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE
ALL WORRIES ♪
2160
01:51:44,828 --> 01:51:46,961
♪ BEHIND YOU
2161
01:51:47,004 --> 01:51:50,051
♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS,
WHATEVER THEY BE ♪
2162
01:51:50,094 --> 01:51:54,011
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME, YEAH ♪
2163
01:51:54,055 --> 01:51:56,144
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
2164
01:51:56,187 --> 01:51:58,494
♪ OF ME, YEAH
2165
01:51:58,537 --> 01:52:02,585
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME, YEAH ♪
2166
01:52:02,628 --> 01:52:05,370
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
2167
01:52:05,414 --> 01:52:07,372
♪ OF ME
2168
01:52:07,416 --> 01:52:10,941
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO ♪
2169
01:52:10,985 --> 01:52:14,858
♪ DREAM A LITTLE
DREAM OF ME... ♪
2170
01:52:14,902 --> 01:52:17,426
[ vocalizing ]
2171
01:52:19,689 --> 01:52:23,824
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... ♪
2172
01:52:23,867 --> 01:52:25,869
[ vocalizing ]
2173
01:52:32,354 --> 01:52:35,487
[ new variation playing ]
2174
01:52:35,531 --> 01:52:37,576
♪ OH, YEAH
2175
01:52:41,058 --> 01:52:45,236
♪ STARS SHINING BRIGHT
ABOVE YOU ♪
2176
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:47,630
♪ NIGHT BREEZES
SEEM TO WHISPER ♪
2177
01:52:47,673 --> 01:52:49,458
♪ "I LOVE YOU"
2178
01:52:49,501 --> 01:52:52,983
♪ BIRDS SINGING
IN THE SYCAMORE TREE ♪
2179
01:52:53,027 --> 01:52:57,901
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME ♪
2180
01:52:57,945 --> 01:53:02,079
♪ JUST SAY GOOD NIGHT
AND KISS ME ♪
2181
01:53:02,123 --> 01:53:03,602
♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT
2182
01:53:03,646 --> 01:53:06,518
♪ AND TELL ME
YOU'LL MISS ME ♪
2183
01:53:06,562 --> 01:53:10,174
♪ WHILE I'M ALONE
AND BLUE AS CAN BE ♪
2184
01:53:10,218 --> 01:53:14,222
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME ♪
2185
01:53:14,265 --> 01:53:16,267
♪ STARS FADING
2186
01:53:16,311 --> 01:53:18,966
♪ BUT I LINGER ON
2187
01:53:19,009 --> 01:53:22,360
♪ STILL CRAVING
YOUR KISS ♪
2188
01:53:22,404 --> 01:53:25,624
♪ AND I'M LONGING
TO LINGER ♪
2189
01:53:25,668 --> 01:53:27,365
♪ TILL DAWN
2190
01:53:27,409 --> 01:53:31,630
♪ JUST SAYING THIS
2191
01:53:31,674 --> 01:53:35,809
♪ SWEET DREAMS
TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪
2192
01:53:35,852 --> 01:53:38,246
♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE
ALL WORRIES ♪
2193
01:53:38,289 --> 01:53:40,161
♪ BEHIND YOU
2194
01:53:40,204 --> 01:53:43,599
♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS,
WHATEVER THEY BE ♪
2195
01:53:43,642 --> 01:53:47,864
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME, YEAH ♪
2196
01:54:04,750 --> 01:54:06,622
♪ STARS FADING
2197
01:54:06,665 --> 01:54:09,451
♪ BUT I LINGER ON
2198
01:54:09,494 --> 01:54:13,629
♪ STILL CRAVING
YOUR KISS ♪
2199
01:54:13,672 --> 01:54:16,110
♪ AND I'M LONGING
TO LINGER ♪
2200
01:54:16,153 --> 01:54:17,938
♪ TILL DAWN
2201
01:54:17,981 --> 01:54:21,942
♪ JUST SAYING THIS
2202
01:54:21,985 --> 01:54:26,294
♪ SWEET DREAMS
TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪
2203
01:54:26,337 --> 01:54:29,036
♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE
ALL WORRIES ♪
2204
01:54:29,079 --> 01:54:30,733
♪ BEHIND YOU
2205
01:54:30,776 --> 01:54:34,302
♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS,
WHATEVER THEY BE ♪
2206
01:54:34,345 --> 01:54:37,609
♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM
OF ME ♪
2207
01:54:38,828 --> 01:54:41,918
♪ STILL CRAVING
2208
01:54:41,962 --> 01:54:46,183
♪ YOUR KISS
2209
01:54:46,227 --> 01:54:50,318
♪ AND I'M LONGING
2210
01:54:50,361 --> 01:54:55,236
♪ TO LINGER TILL DAWN
2211
01:54:55,279 --> 01:54:58,456
♪ SO DREAM
2212
01:54:58,500 --> 01:55:01,677
♪ A LITTLE DREAM
2213
01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:07,683
♪ OF ME.
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