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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:12,292 IRA: Space. Dark, still, cold. 2 00:00:12,458 --> 00:00:14,125 But also, hot sometimes. 3 00:00:14,208 --> 00:00:15,375 Then a meteor! 4 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:19,167 Barreling straight towards Earth! 5 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:24,458 Oh, no! It's going to hit the softball game! 6 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,208 What will we do? 7 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:31,000 Back to the incoming meteor! 8 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:32,250 (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 9 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,000 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 10 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:37,708 IRA: (IMITATING PARENT) (SCREAMS) Somebody save us! 11 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:41,000 -Oh, no! My baby! -(CRYING) 12 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,292 COACH DAN: All right, Taylor, bring 'em home! 13 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:44,750 (AIR HORN BLOWING) 14 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,000 (CROWD CHEERING) 15 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:48,583 Then enters my big sister! The mighty warrior! 16 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,375 But is she strong enough? 17 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:55,667 It's Champion-Taylor to the rescue! 18 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:56,750 (KIDS GIGGLING) 19 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:59,583 -Look at him. What is he, five? -So weird. 20 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:01,625 -Who's he even talking to? -Hey. 21 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:03,958 -(BOTH SCREAMING) -(CACKLES) 22 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:05,083 (CONTINUES GIGGLING) 23 00:01:05,167 --> 00:01:08,958 -Taylor! When do we get treats? -It's the first inning, Ira. 24 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,917 -(CROWD CHEERING) -Whoo! 25 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,208 IRA: Taylor! 26 00:01:12,292 --> 00:01:14,500 -I caught a cicada! -That's great, buddy. 27 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,542 Do you know that they make babies butt-to-butt? 28 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:17,625 Ew. 29 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:20,500 (CHOKES) Ah! Get it off! 30 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:24,208 Taylor! How much longer? 31 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,792 FRANK: Out! That's game. 32 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:26,958 Finally! 33 00:01:27,042 --> 00:01:29,417 ALL: Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. 34 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,500 Good game! Good game! Good game! 35 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,708 Hey! Pickles players only, kid. 36 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:36,875 COACH DAN: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 37 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:39,250 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 38 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,333 (MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE) 39 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:41,625 -Pure gold, right? -COW: Beef! 40 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:43,375 The sound effects were so good. 41 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:44,708 COACH DAN: Blah, blah, blah... 42 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:46,792 (GRUNTS) Stupid Yuwen. 43 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:49,083 -Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. -(SLURPING) 44 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:50,625 -PLAYERS: Go Pickles! -Taylor! 45 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:53,500 -Tell me you've seen Yuwen's video. -Oh, let me see. 46 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:55,292 -(MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE) -(ALL LAUGHING) 47 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:56,750 I hate how much I love this. 48 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,125 -It's low-key hilarious. -COW: Beef! 49 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,833 Someone help! Please! 50 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:02,125 I'm slowly dying of boredom! 51 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:03,792 -Cows are funny. -I guess. 52 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,625 -Bye, Tay. -Bye! 53 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,292 So, you wanna play Smash when we get home? 54 00:02:08,417 --> 00:02:09,542 You're going down tonight. 55 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:12,750 I will crush you, and rebuild you. Then crush you again! 56 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,583 Oh, yeah? Put your money where your mouth is. 57 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,792 -YUWEN: No! I like Taylor. -(KIDS EXCLAIM) 58 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:20,417 Taylor, you know that you love me. 59 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,333 What? (SNICKERS) 60 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:24,708 -So, you wanna go out or what? -Oh. Um... 61 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:27,625 -Really? That's your approach? Smooth. -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 62 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:30,792 Ira, please be cool. 63 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,708 I'm always cool. You be cool. 64 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:33,833 Just give me 20 minutes. 65 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,250 But you promised. Video games, together? 66 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:39,958 (SIGHS) You really need to find some friends. 67 00:02:40,042 --> 00:02:41,708 -YUWEN: Yes! Yes, yes, yes! -Whatever. 68 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:42,958 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:46,042 Do you like movies? I was thinking we could see one. 70 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,333 (CHUCKLES) 71 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,417 I have friends. 72 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:50,542 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 73 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:09,667 Bored, bored, bored, bored. (CLICKING TONGUE) Bored! 74 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,375 (GRUNTS, GASPS) 75 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,458 BRIAN: He made you cry, Rinna. RINNA: I never cry. 76 00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:14,542 -KEVIN: Quack. -BRIAN: For no reason at all. 77 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,542 -Thanks. -RINNA: Eighth grade was so last year, 78 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,708 -I don't know why you keep bringing it up! -He's a bully. 79 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:20,083 And bullying, say it with me, 80 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,958 -is such sheeple behavior. Thank you. -(CHICKEN-KEV QUACKING) 81 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:25,875 Brian! (SPEAKING KOREAN) 82 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:28,792 (IN ENGLISH) Time to exact revenge. 83 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:31,708 (SQUELCHING) 84 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:37,583 BRIAN: I hope you like your eggs scrambled and on your car. 85 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:38,792 -Order up! -Quack! 86 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:42,875 (SCREAMS) Sorry, Mr. Duck, uh, Chicken? 87 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:45,208 -I was just looking for someone. -Quack! 88 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,333 Don't worry about Kev. He's just our weirdo mascot. 89 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:51,333 He was born with a really rare disease. 90 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:54,375 That chicken suit is the only thing keeping him alive. 91 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:58,042 Rinna, please. Kev was obviously raised by chickens. Duh. 92 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,875 And in order to survive, Kev slowly became one of them. 93 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:01,958 Quack, quack. 94 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:06,042 Maybe Chicken-Kev actually isn't a mascot at all. 95 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:07,375 Mmm-hmm. 96 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:11,792 But, like, an ancient soul enchanted into a mascot suit 97 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,333 who's awakened by the roar of the crowd... 98 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:15,667 (QUACKS) 99 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:19,458 IRA: ...to cheer the underdog team to victory! 100 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:20,750 (CROWD CHEERING) 101 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:22,417 IRA: After the game's won, 102 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,542 he kinda just goes back to being an empty costume. 103 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:29,208 So, really, Chicken-Kev is just the will to win inside us all. 104 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,708 -Whoa! -(BOTH LAUGH) 105 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:33,625 That's real. That's really real. 106 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:37,250 All right, what's up, kid? You wanna help us bring down the man? 107 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:46,958 Um... (CLICKS TONGUE) Actually, I'm good. 108 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:48,792 Oops. 109 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:51,292 -Hey! Mr. Brown's on the move! -RINNA: (GASPS) Be cool. 110 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,542 (FRANK GASPS) 111 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:53,875 (GRUNTS ANGRILY) 112 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:55,958 Hey, kid! Did you see who did this? 113 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:57,583 Uh... 114 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:05,292 Um, yeah. So, we were just hangin' out, like bros. 115 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:08,833 And all of a sudden, eggs started raining down from the sky! 116 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,250 Yolk was going everywhere! 117 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,208 Mostly on your car. Don't know why. 118 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:18,917 (ENGINE STARTS) 119 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,583 (BOTH LAUGHING) 120 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:22,833 Quack, quack, quack. 121 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:26,667 Yeah, little man. Spot on! You're part of this now. 122 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:29,208 I'm Rinna. That loudmouth is Brian. 123 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:30,625 You may call me Dr. Brian. 124 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:32,000 Don't believe anything he says. 125 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,167 And you've met Kevin. 126 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,333 -Quack, quack. -I'm Ira. 127 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,583 Pleasure to meet you. 128 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:39,292 -TAYLOR: Ira, let's go! -Oh, gotta run. 129 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,125 TAYLOR: Ira, don't make me come over there. 130 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,208 I'm coming. 131 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:47,958 Friends! 132 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:50,292 ALL: Friends! Friends! Friends! 133 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,542 (IRA HUMMING) 134 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,167 TAYLOR: Hey, ding-dong. 135 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,500 Ira. Ira! 136 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:00,000 -Hey! Cut it out! -Why were you hanging out with... 137 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,833 (CHUCKLES) Yep. I know. 138 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:05,208 Oh, Taylor's team made it to the championship this year. Yeah. 139 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,792 Why were you hanging out with the Bleacher Creatures today? 140 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:11,375 -Bleacher what? -Brian, Rinna and Kevin. 141 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,708 Don't be jealous because I have cool friends now. 142 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:15,750 Ira! Look at you makin' friends. 143 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,667 -Did you hear that, Mom? -"Friends"? Mom put me in charge. 144 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:21,875 I don't wanna get in trouble 'cause you're hanging out with "sheeple." 145 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,958 You're the sheeple. (IMITATES BLEATING) 146 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:25,458 Fine. Have it your way. 147 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:28,500 You know, they told Mr. Brown they're not going to college? 148 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:30,042 -(GASPS) -(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS) 149 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,375 IRA'S MOM: Who's not going to college? 150 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:36,250 (ECHOING) Is this true, Ira? 151 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:38,958 (GRUNTS) 152 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:43,833 Um, uh... Actually, Taylor has a boyfriend! 153 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,625 -Boyfriend? -Mom, no, no, no! He's lying! 154 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:49,542 -He's not my boyfriend! -Wait till your father hears about this. 155 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,250 Did someone say "boyfriend"? 156 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,292 Ooh, my little girl's growin' up! 157 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:56,083 When can we meet this lucky dude? I'm gonna make my special lasagna, 158 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,625 -you know I got that 7 cheeses though. -Ira, you are so dead. 159 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,292 Does he like cheese? He's gotta like cheese. 160 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:01,875 -He can't be your boyfriend-- -Stop! 161 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:03,208 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 162 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,792 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 163 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:07,208 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 164 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:08,417 (BEEPING) 165 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,667 Hey! Wait for me! 166 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:15,917 Tattle-tale. 167 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,167 Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Check this out. 168 00:07:24,292 --> 00:07:25,292 Hey, Ira. 169 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:28,083 Your sister and I are, uh, kinda dating now. 170 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:30,708 Guess that means we're, you know, makes us bros. 171 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 -Ew! Ira! -Ah! That was disgusting. 172 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:38,042 I'm so sorry, Yuwie. He's a little shy-shy. 173 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,000 I'd be shy, too, if my sister were so breathtaking. 174 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:42,417 Boy, you so crazy! 175 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:45,417 Hey, I got this poem. I--I mean, I wrote the poem. 176 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,125 -What? Stop! -Um... 177 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:48,917 Yeah, do you wanna hear it? 178 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,083 You so sweet. 179 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,458 "Taylor, oh, how I adore thee. 180 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:55,625 "The way you organize your locker, alphabetically." 181 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:56,708 (CHUCKLES) 182 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,958 "A summer day is as beautiful as thee. 183 00:07:59,042 --> 00:08:01,375 "The way your cheeks glitter when you look at me. 184 00:08:01,542 --> 00:08:03,667 "I love the way you hiccup when you laugh. 185 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:04,917 "It lets me know that I'm..." 186 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:08,958 "Yuwen, Yuwen, he really sucks. When he speaks, I wanna self-destruct." 187 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,458 -KEVIN: Quack, quack. -BRIAN: Miss Garett says 188 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:12,750 if I miss another day, then she's gonna fail me, 189 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,542 -so what option do I have? -RINNA: You're really failing PE? 190 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,292 I see everyone running around in a circle like sheeple. 191 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:19,625 RINNA: It's just participation. 192 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,292 You dress, you feign interest, you pass. 193 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,333 BRIAN: I just can't. Honestly, I think it's a phobia. 194 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:25,417 -Quack. -BRIAN: No, really. 195 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:26,500 -I honestly do. -Hey. 196 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:30,917 Hey! It's the little dude from Saturday. It's, um, it's "Ira," right? 197 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,542 I have a really bad, like, Australian-sounding accent. 198 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,958 But I'm really bad at it. Do you wanna hear it? 199 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,500 Okay, yeah. 200 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,083 Just like... They spend most of their lives underground, mate. 201 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:46,875 Yeah, no. I think there's somethin' in there. 202 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:48,375 I'm starving! 203 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,500 And I lose my sparkle with low blood sugar. 204 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,958 Well, why don't we play Snack Shack Attack? 205 00:08:54,042 --> 00:08:56,667 -Quack, quack. -What's that? 206 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,125 CHERYL: All right, enjoy the playoffs. 207 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:01,000 Okay, Rinna. Drop the beat. 208 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,000 (BEATBOXING) 209 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,208 All right, little dude. 210 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:05,292 Cheryl over there, 211 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,875 she's been takin' advantage of this sector for years. 212 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:12,083 We can't stop the evil empire of capitalism, 213 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:14,875 but we can do our part to slow it down. 214 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,750 Come on, little man. It'll be fun. 215 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,750 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 216 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,125 For the Resistance! 217 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:30,083 (IRA CLEARS THROAT) 218 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,042 What can I do for you, sugar? 219 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:36,875 Whoa! Oh. Uh, I'm just looking. 220 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:39,875 Guaranteed best wares in this sector of the galaxy. 221 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,417 -IRA: Oh. Really? That looks nice. -Quack, quack. 222 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,208 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -(GASPS) 223 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,917 (GASPS) Wow. 224 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,833 Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 225 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,458 May I interest you in one of our cornolion-dogs? 226 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,208 Double nugget! Double nugget! 227 00:09:58,292 --> 00:10:00,417 The more you pressure me, the slower I go. Whoa! 228 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,458 Uh, hey! Hey! I'll take two. 229 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,333 I'm too hangry for this. 230 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,833 (WARBLES) 231 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:10,917 The Resistance! 232 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,083 -Quack! -(GASPS) 233 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:15,833 -(SINISTER VOICE) Not on my watch! -Run! Run! 234 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,833 Time for me to jet. 235 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,208 -(BOTH LAUGH) -I told you it'd work. 236 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:28,958 I can't believe we just made that happen. 237 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,667 -I'm so proud of you guys. -Quack, quack. 238 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,958 And look. Our MVP. 239 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:35,083 You made this whole thing happen. (CHUCKLES) 240 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,917 BRIAN: Yo, huddle up. Creatures on me. RINNA: He's so little. 241 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,750 BRIAN: He could be like my little sidekick dude. 242 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:40,958 -KEVIN: Quack. -BRIAN: Ira. 243 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:48,625 -Well, if you don't wanna join... -No, no, no! I was just, uh, processing. 244 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:57,458 Bleacher Creatures for life! 245 00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:59,208 -Quack, quack! -(ALL LAUGHING) 246 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,292 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 247 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:03,833 -Quack! -RINNA: Whoo! 248 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,708 Mmm 249 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,792 -Come on! -Quack, quack! 250 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,292 Yeah, yeah, yeah 251 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:17,958 -Whoo! -(ALL LAUGHING) 252 00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:20,458 Mmm 253 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:23,542 (GASPS) 254 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,917 Don't worry. I got you. 255 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,625 -Whoo-hoo! -Quack, quack! 256 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,958 -I remember when the skies were gray -(SCREAMS) 257 00:11:31,042 --> 00:11:33,000 But I don't see no clouds today 258 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,875 Floatin' up into outer space 259 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,167 I must be dreamin' awake 260 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,083 All right. Your turn, little man. 261 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,292 -(BANGING) -(GASPS) 262 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:47,333 (ALL CHUCKLING) 263 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:54,375 I don't care if you're an octopus. You're family to me. 264 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,333 (CRYING) 265 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,125 (RINNA EXCLAIMS) 266 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,417 (ALL LAUGHING) 267 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,417 -Whoo-hoo! -Quack, quack. 268 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,333 (TIRES SCREECH) 269 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,750 Seriously, Kev's cousin throws unreal parties. 270 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:20,833 (SCOFFS) Better be. 271 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,917 -You know I don't do social events. -Trust me, it's gonna be lit! 272 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,125 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 273 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:29,667 -Yo, everyone. This is Ira. He's cool. -(MUSIC STOPS) 274 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,083 (ALL CHEERING) 275 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,167 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 276 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:39,417 RINNA: So, little man, is your sister still dating that goofball pitcher? 277 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,792 Yeah, so, she used to be cool, you know? Really cool. 278 00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,708 (LEGENDARY MUSIC PLAYING) 279 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,875 IRA: But now, she's like a lovesick dummy. 280 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,750 -(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(EVIL LAUGHTER) 281 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,125 Boo! She sounds like the pits. 282 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,708 If she doesn't wanna hang out with you, 283 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:57,917 -it's her loss. -Quack. 284 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,125 Okay. Who wants some 285 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:03,458 (MIMICS ROBOTIC VOICE) intergalactic candy courtesy of Cyborg Cheryl? 286 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:04,583 (PHONE VIBRATING) 287 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,167 Brian, Braids is here. 288 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,125 Oh, Kev. Bring her to the garage. That'll be such a mood. 289 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,208 Quack, quack. 290 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,500 -Hi, thief. -(SHRIEKS) 291 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,708 -(CHANTING) Thief! Thief! Thief! -(GASPS) 292 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,542 Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! 293 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:26,625 -Take us back to Sweden! -Thief! Thief! Thief! 294 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:33,833 There are many fish in the sea. Choose wisely. (BURPS) 295 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:41,083 Brian. Brian? 296 00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,000 BOY: Whoa! Watch out, bud. 297 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,542 -BRIAN: What? That is not important, Kev. -Brian, please! 298 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,958 Found you. Hey, you guys wanna play Smash or something? I'm really good. 299 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:51,875 -Quack! -Hey, stop! 300 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,625 What are you waiting for? Go after her! 301 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,375 It's your plan, you go after her. 302 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,375 (TIRES SCREECH) 303 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,458 She's gonna rat us out! 304 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,125 -Stupid! Stupid, stupid! -Brian, chill. 305 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,375 IRA: What's wrong, Brian? 306 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,583 (GROWLS) Get that stupid thing out of my face! This is serious. 307 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,667 What's wrong with you? That's not cool! 308 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,458 Dude, stop bein' a baby, Ira, come back! 309 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,292 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 310 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:19,875 (DOG BARKING) 311 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:23,250 -(DOOR OPENS) -IRA'S MOM: Yeah, she's not talkin'. 312 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,417 Mmm-hmm. 313 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,917 There you are. Ira, let's go! 314 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:29,042 -I think they've broken up. -We're not broken up! 315 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,208 -Oh. Okay. -We're just going through a rough patch. 316 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,833 They're in a rough patch. 317 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,500 (DOOR CLOSES) 318 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,167 -(CAR BEEPING) -TAYLOR: Boys are so dumb. 319 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,917 I don't even wanna play tonight. What's the point? 320 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,833 IRA'S MOM: I know it hurts, sweetie. 321 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,708 But you worked so hard to get to the championship. 322 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,167 Mmm-hmm. And Grammy says, "Don't let someone else steal your joy." 323 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,208 Yuwen, tell me what's going on. Use your words. 324 00:14:58,292 --> 00:14:59,958 -Hey, Taylor? -"Use your words." 325 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,167 -You're being rude. -Taylor. 326 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,083 You're rude. It was a joke. 327 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,917 -IRA: Taylor! -(SIGHS) What is it? 328 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,042 (SCOFFS) 329 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:07,917 Unbelievable. 330 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:14,333 I did something. Something bad... 331 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:15,458 Ira, stop! 332 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,792 I told you to stay away from the Bleacher Creatures. 333 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,958 -But I did... -You know what? I'm done. 334 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:23,583 I'm tired of having to make little boys feel better about themselves. 335 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,375 Grow up. 336 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,042 (AIR HORN BLOWING) 337 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,708 Okay, Ma. She's up. 338 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:35,833 Go, Taylor! Whoo! Go, Taylor! 339 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:52,042 "I'm sorry I stole." 340 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:57,083 "I owe you about 20 more fish." 341 00:15:57,292 --> 00:16:00,625 Psst. Hey, little man. Over here. 342 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:08,625 I just... I wanted to say that I'm sorry I yelled at you. 343 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:17,500 I acted like a real sheeple. You can say it. 344 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,167 Friends again? 345 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,833 Lungs heavy 346 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:38,083 I'm unsteady 347 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:43,292 Pull me close to the sun so I can feel something warm 348 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,042 'Cause at the end of the day 349 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,542 We're just floating in space 350 00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,000 Is it all just a dream? 351 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,542 Or will we ever find out what it all means? 352 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:57,958 Sweet dreaming 353 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:02,375 I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, yeah 354 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,667 Sweet dreaming 355 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:08,208 I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, yeah 356 00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,583 Sweet dreaming 357 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,833 Is everything as it seems? 358 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:15,125 Is it just all a dream? 359 00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:19,708 Will we ever find out what it all means? 360 00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:21,458 Is it all just a dream? 361 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,292 Will we ever find out what it means? 362 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,167 Is it all just a dream? 363 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,375 Will we ever find out what it means? 364 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,750 Is it all just a dream? 365 00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:35,667 Will we ever find out what it means? 366 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,667 Is it all just a dream? 367 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:41,500 But I know what it means, yeah 368 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:42,875 Lungs heavy 369 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,958 I'm unsteady 370 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,583 Just pull me close to the sun 371 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,375 So I can feel something warm 372 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,625 -'Cause at the end of the day -At the end of the day 373 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,583 -We're just floating in space -We're just floating in space 374 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:01,458 -Is it all just a dream? -Is it all just a dream? 375 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:05,167 Or will we ever find out what it all means? 376 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:11,125 I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, yeah 377 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,958 I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, yeah 378 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,458 Is everything as it seems? 379 00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:23,833 Or is it just all a dream? 380 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,625 Will we ever find out what it all means? 28288

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