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♫ Your smile is so sweet with those crooked eyes ♫

♫ The way you run towards me is especially beautiful ♫

♫ Your smile is not that simple with those crooked corners of your mouth ♫

♫ Why do you always appear when I make a fool of myself? ♫

♫ All the summer seasons are not as romantic as meeting you ♫

♫ Am I giving you romance or warmth? ♫

♫ All the time in the world cannot compare to my feelings for you ♫

♫ Because it is you, I will believe in eternity ♫

♫ You are the courage I will protect as if my life depends on it ♫

♫ With you protecting by my side, I have a sense of security ♫

♫ I especially love everything you give me ♫

♫ The two of us together is a small sweet satisfaction ♫

[The Love Equations]

[Previous Episode] When did Zhao Fanzhou start learning love psychology?

You should be careful.

Do you know where Zhao Fanzhou is?

If you don't know, how would I know?

Fanzhou won't le me say.

Zhao Fanzhou is obviously hiding from me. We broke up.

Was he mean to you?

How did you know?

[Episode 18] [Breakup gift]

Let's go.

Keep your spirits up! Don't be like a living dead. [Breakup Symptom Four: Walking Corpse]

What's so fun about badminton? Isn't it just a birdie flying back and forth?

I don't want to watch it. I want to go back to the dorm and lie down.

You can't.

Xie Yixing said that if they win then they'll take off their jersey.

Take off their clothes?!

Let it be then.

- Let's go. - I'm not a lecherous person.

Next up is the Jifang District, Renzhou Team's Xie Yixing!

- Xie Yixing! - Xie Yixing!

We can see Xie Yixing waving to the audience with such a confident smile on his face.

Stand up! Look!

The audience members are also very excited. Let's anticipate the beginning of this match!

The competition begins. Xie Yixing and his partner have good chemistry.

Good shot, Xie Yixing! A beautiful spike!

Both sides are giving it their all, the scores are very close!

- Let's go, Xie Yixing! - Let's go, Xie Yixing!

Xie Yixing is able to get in the mindset very quickly today.

The competition has become extremely intense! The score right now is 20 to 19 with Xie Yixing on the match point.

Beautiful! A spike from Xie Yixing and the match ends!

Congratulations to Renzhou Team! Congratulations to Xie Yixing!

Everyone, look quickly! Xie Yixing is going to strip his clothes off to celebrate.

Xie Yixing got stuck trying to take off his clothes!

- Xie Yixing, you can do it! - Xie Yixing, let's go!

Xiao Lu! Your star athlete is hilarious!

It can't keep going on like this!

You must adjust your attitude, change your belief, take action, and produce results!

You must be proactive in everything!

Tolstoy...

Tolstoy once said, [Breakup Symptom Five: Extremely Proactive]

short novels are writers' schools.

Other than Student Zhou Xiao, does anyone else know

what the goal of writing novels are?

Professor, I know!

You startled me. Why is it you again?

They are short, new, strict, and unique.

In other words, short length, new ideas, strict composition, and a unique ending.

Don't be so excited. Sit.

Okay.

You said it right. You said it right

but this student has already answered five to six questions in a row.

She answered more questions now than all of last month.

Other students can also participate.

My class isn't a private lecture, okay?

All right, I have another question. Who else knows-

I know!

Professor, I know!

S-Sit down!

I have another question.

In this class, I have no more questions.

I have an announcement not related to our lecture.

The department is planning to hold a "Truth Cup" before we go on break.

It'll be a competition for a collection of novels.

Students who have completed novels can submit them to me.

The deadline is before next Friday.

Professor, I... I will participate.

Student Zhou Xiao, you need to calm down.

Professor, I'm being serious. My serialized novels online are super popular right now.

I can earn ¥3 on average every day.

The money to buy my dorm's ice cream is all on me.

You're so talented.

Then how about this, you take your ice cream- no...

Organize the documents for your novel and send it to my office.

Before that, I have a question to ask.

It's about the character arcs.

My characters have the desire,

they have the contradictions of human nature, and the internal and external pressures.

They even have the choices that they must face, so I think my character arcs are already there.

But I-

Class dismissed!

Professor... Professor, I haven't finished speaking yet.

Zhou Xiao, you're too amazing.

The drag king of classes got so scared that he doesn't even want classes anymore.

She's not going to steal my scholarship, right?

That's a possibility.

There are thousands of "brothers" in this world.

Zhao Fanzhou isn't worth anything.

Ling.

Send me another batch of "brothers."

But aren't you going to write a novel and participate in the competition?

Why do you keep on looking at a bunch of "brothers"?

I finished writing it.

That quickly?

I've killed everyone off.

Don't stall. Hurry, send me all your private collection of "brothers."

Why should I? I collected it for a year. I'm going to save it for myself.

But...

I'm heartbroken.

Okay, customer, I'll send them over right away.

Quickly.

Wei-wei!

Did you finish writing your summary of the ideology and moral cultivation class?

I finished writing it.

That's good, then you can help me write mine.

Why?

I'm heartbroken.

Okay, okay, okay! I'll help you write it.

Why are you looking at me?

I want to use your perfume, spray some on my wardrobe.

No, I don't want to. It's very expensive.

It's expensive? Then forget it.

I was thinking that because I'm heartbroken

so I wanted to smell something nice but I can't force you.

I'll digest it somehow.

Is this good enough?

I also want to use your face mask.

Don't be too over-

I-I-I suddenly want to eat an orange, can you help me peel it?

Peel it...

Okay!

Xiao Lu!

Wei-wei!

This-

Who is it?

What do you want?

Come to the school's coffee shop, I prepared a generous gift for you.

I'm not going.

What generous gift can the petty monster prepare?

Every time I ask you to get me a meal, the most you'll send over is some snacks.

Conan's limited edition action figure. Suit yourself if you don't want it.

Brother, you really are my real brother. I'm going to come down right away, wait for me.

I'm so mad.

I'm so mad!

Slow down.

I'm slipping. Why did you drag me here for?

Let go.

We didn't break up.

- Zhou Xiao- - Shut up.

- You still haven't- - Shut up.

What do you want?

I've been contacting you every day.

Take it!

Take it.

Isn't this your phone number? Why did you call him?

What are you remembering my phone number for?

If you call multiple times, naturally you'll remember it.

Look at the texts.

If you say to look, does that mean I have to look?

[Text messages to Zhou Xiao]

That's not possible. I didn't receive anything on my phone.

I'm being serious.

The expert is here. Who are you looking down upon? Let me do it.

Zhou Xiao, you blocked him?

What?

Why would I block him?

How do I know?

Maybe I'm not that familiar with this phone model.

I pressed the wrong thing by accident?

Then now it's time for you to explain.

Explain what?

Why didn't you call me?

I... I called. I called five times.

I call you at least fifty times a day.

The quantity isn't important.

Then, what is important?

You're the most important.

You smiled.

I didn't.

You clearly did!

- I said I didn't. - You did!

- I didn't. - You did! - I said I didn't!

Wait a moment!

This is a public area. Don't you guys think that you're disgusting going back and forth like this?

I'm going.

Wait a second! Cover the bill before you go.

Zhou Xiao, are you still human?

I'm not.

Thank you for this time.

This is something that I should do, you two be good together. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Why did you just thank him now?

It was nothing.

How is it possible that there was nothing? Tell me quickly. What did you thank him for?

I thanked him for helping to clear my name.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have known that somebody blocked me.

Oh.

But why were you two together waiting for me?

We ran into each other so I asked him to find an excuse and get you to come out.

Oh... so that means there really isn't a limited edition Conan action figure?

I was looking forward to it so much when I ran out. I even wore my slippers outside.

I just knew that Cai Yasi couldn't possibly be that good to me.

What's wrong with Zhou Xiao?

She's fine.

Then, why did you come to find me?

Also, how did you know that I was here?

There's no one I can't track down. It's lunchtime, treat me to a meal.

Braised pork with vermicelli, braised short ribs, stewed chicken with mushroom,

fried pork in scoop, fried crispy pork, and three treasures from the earth.

Sir, it is impossible that you two will finish eating all these dishes.

It's okay.We'll just have this much for now. Don't worry, my friend is super rich.

His main motto is he likes to waste.

Yes, Sir.

Did you bring money? I didn't bring money.

Why did you find me for?

I think there are some things that I have to tell you in person.

I like Zhou Xiao so I can't stand you acting like this towards her.

If you have something to say, then say it clearly to her face.

Don't worry if she's hurt, I will comfort her.

Although she likes crying, she forgets easily.

She's more stronger than you think.

What do you mean?

Zhou Xiao said that she can't contact you. You plan to break up with her by giving her the cold shoulder.

Who said we broke up?

You disappear and didn't contact her. If it's not a breakup then what is it?

The person who should say couldn't contact her should be me.

I didn't think that you were this type of person.

You even want to push the blame of breaking up on the girl?

Look at it yourself.

[Recent Contacts: Zhou Xiao]

This situation...

there is certainly a misunderstanding!

As an outsider, I shouldn't have interfered so much.

Just take it as me joking! Just now, I didn't say anything.

We now have a more important matter at hand to deal with.

What matter?

We ordered so many dishes. We can finish it, right?

Where are you going?

I'm going to call my mom. Then, I'm going back to school to find Zhou Xiao.

Don't rush! Don't rush! Let's eat first.

Let Zhou Xiao mend her brain for a bit longer, she won't die.

Sir, this is your fried crispy pork.

Well...

The extra dishes, can you cancel those orders for me?

I'll ask for you.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's all right.

Let's go.

All the dishes haven't even arrived yet.

You're so boring, I don't even know why Zhou Xiao likes you.

You just said it, you're interfering too much.

If you're bad to her, I can interfere even more.

Remember, I'm always waiting for a chance.

Then I'll tell you now,

you won't have the chance.

That's good then.

Don't forget to get the bill, Brother!

Why did you bring me here?

I'm buying you a new phone.

No need, no need. My phone is going to be fixed in two days. What are you buying a phone for? Let's go.

Do you have too much money on your hands?

You've already expected I'm paying?

Then I thought...

Then I have even less money! Let's go.

Let's go!

I'll get it.

I don't want it. I really don't want it.

I'm going back to the hospital tomorrow. I don't want to be unable to contact you.

Didn't I already unblock you?

Buy it. Whatever you want to buy, then buy it.

Hello, can I ask what you guys are looking for?

I want your store's newest model.

Since I already said it then I need the best one.

Forget it, I don't want the newest model. I want the most expensive one.

Okay. This is our store's best quality phone.

The most expensive phone, ¥6,188. (about $872)

How much?

¥6,188.

I-I was just joking. Can you get me the cheapest model?

Then, what kind of price range are you looking for?

Do you have one within ¥1,000?

Let's buy this one.

I'll pay through Wechat.

Okay. Please wait here, I'll go get a new one for you.

Are you a second-generation heir or have a secret identity?

Did I find a gem?

It's quite fast.

What did you say just then?

You like taking photos.

Why don't you let me buy the newest model? It has better results.

Using the same model as you is enough. You really want to waste money?

Or is your family rich that you have unlimited money?

Do you have a black card?

You have those Rolls-Royce Limos at home.

Once you go home, you have a butler who asks you

"Young Master, how was it today? Did anyone bully you?"

"If you're not happy then tell me and I'll let their family go bankrupt."

- Do you want to investigate? - No need.

Just let me go on with my imagination.

What happens if I want to write a novel about an overbearing CEO?

Besides, if I find out you're poorer than me,

and we break up in the future, people will think I favor the rich and despise the poor. It'll be a mental burden for me.

Why do you keep thinking that we'll break up?

I don't mean anything else. There's a "what if" for everything.

- I can't mention it? - You can't.

Okay, I know.

You know what?

We cannot mention breaking up because that will jinx it.

It's because we won't break up.

We won't break up.

What are you laughing at?

Nothing. I just suddenly think that you're cute.

Why aren't you talking? Are you blushing?

Are you really blushing?

No.

You clearly are.

Who's blushing now?

You cheated! I prepared a gift for you but now I'm not going to give it to you.

Where did your gift come from?

I bought it at the mall when you went to the restroom.

I want to go to the restroom. Wait for me.

Okay, I'll wait for you.

Hold it for a second.

Why aren't you asking me what the gift is?

You're not giving it so why should I ask?

You can still ask. Although even if you do, I won't give it to you.

Then I won't ask.

How come you're not curious at all?

Then, what gift is it?

Phone cases for couples. Do you want it? I'm not giving it to you.

Then, what can I do so that you can give it to me?

Go run ten laps.

I'm kidding. This is for you.

This is mine?

That's right. I like blue so, of course, I'm taking the blue one.

I don't want it.

No, I-

What's wrong with you using the pink one?

What era is this? Boys don't have to use blue and girls don't have to use pink.

You have to break those gender boundaries.

Hey! Hey!

[Mom]

Hello, Mom, what's wrong?

Son, hurry and come home.

Aren't you at the hospital? How come you're home?

They want me to do a checkup at the Psychiatry Department. I'm not mentally ill, why should I go?

I told your dad to come and pick me up but once he got home, he said he's going to work

and is leaving me at home again. Can you hurry and come home?

Hurry and come back. Hurry home.

Okay, I know. I'll go back now.

What's wrong? What's wrong with Auntie?

It's fine. She got discharged herself.

I have to go home now.

That's good then. Hurry and go back.

I'll send you back to the dorms first.

No need. I can go back myself. Go back first.

Should I say I want to visit Auntie to show my manners?

Do you want to go and visit her?

I'm actually very nervous but I can overcome it.

Next time.

The doctor said her emotions aren't stable so she needs to recuperate quietly.

Okay then. I'll get going.

Our Xiao Zhou needs to work hard.

Dad. Mom.

- You're back. - Fanzhou.

Mom, are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm talking to Yichun.

Yichun, how come you came?

I called to ask about Auntie and she said she got discharged so I came to visit her.

Yichun is thoughtful. She came to visit me and we talked for a long time.

I feel like it doesn't hurt as much anymore.

Thank you, Yichun.

It's nothing.

Mom,

did the doctor give you a prescription?

Of course. I told the doctor to give me a prescription for my wounds.

You can help me change them so we don't have to go to the hospital as often.

The smell of the hospital makes my head dizzy.

Mom, where's the medicine?

It's in the room.

Okay.

He usually has a cold face. Don't mind too much.

It's fine.

Mom, eat the medicine first.

Fanzhou, are you going to school tomorrow?

If you are then, let's go together.

I requested for an absence. I'm staying home to take care of my mom tomorrow.

It's nothing during day time.

You can help me change it when you get back from school.

The two of you should go to school together tomorrow.

Okay.

The two of you grew up together so you must take care of each other at school.

Auntie, Fanzhou takes care of me at school a lot.

Then, does he treat you to meals often?

No.

Why not?

I have a girlfriend so I have to eat with her.

You guys talk first.

Girlfriend?

Auntie, it's getting late so I'll get going.

Stay here for dinner. Don't leave.

It's fine. I have something to do so I'll come and visit you another day.

Thank you.

Take care. I'll get going.

Okay, I won't be seeing you out.

Girlfriend?

Son, when did you have a girlfriend?

This semester.

How come you didn't tell me?

You're like your dad. You feel like you don't have to tell me anything, right?

Mom, let me change the medicine first.

No.

Do you think I'm annoying or nosy by asking these questions?

Her name is Zhou Xiao. She's from the Chinese Department. She has big eyes

and a round face. She's really cute when she smiles.

She usually has a big appetite

but she doesn't like to eat carrots.

She's like you who don't like to eat carrots.

Then, who eats the carrots at the cafeteria?

I eat them.

It's not easy to date.

Do you have a photo that I can see?

Okay.

This phone case.

She gave me this phone case.

It's quite nice.

Mom...

She has short hair.

Yeah.

She looks so pretty.

Oh right! Does she have a good temper?

Don't let her be like me. People think we're annoying.

She has a good temper.

That's good then.

When are you going to bring her to meet me?

She wanted to come today

but the doctor said you needed to recuperate quietly.

That's right. With my look right now,

she'll be scared if she sees me.

Mom,

let me change the medicine for you first.

Okay.

The ending is so messed up. So absurd.

Come in.

Professor.

Come in. I was looking for you.

Your novel started off pretty good,

but what happened to the ending?

Why did the bloodthirsty forensic scientist suddenly get stabbed with a surgical knife by his lover?

Everyone else got poisoned and died.

That's so ridiculous. Are you joking?

Professor, I came to find you about this. I don't want to enter the contest anymore.

Why not?

My story isn't over yet. I don't want to rush to complete it for the contest.

That's right. That's the attitude you should have towards your writing.

We must be strict, serious, and meticulous, right?

All right. Go back. Bring it to me when you're done writing.

Professor, you're rushing me to update?

I need to check it for you.

I would love that.

Go.

Thank you, Professor.

I'm telling you, even Professor Shu has become my fan.

I am the best at getting followers in the online novel world.

I didn't call you to hear you boast. Remember to buy us food when you come back.

I want the rice noodle from Cafeteria 2,

Xiao Lu wants the stir-fried beef noodles from Cafeteria 1, Luo Wei wants the roasted goose rice.

Hey, can you guys respect the future goddess?

Professor, I'm done.

You're handing it in so quickly?

You'll give pressure to other students! Go back and check it over.

I've already checked it.

Thank you, Professor.

I'm done with my exam. How about you?

[Chinese Department of Chinese Language and Literature] [2017-2018 Second Semester Final Exam]

There is half an hour left to finish the exam.

Use your time wisely.

What are you looking at me for? The answers are not on my face.

Professor, I'm done.

Are you in a hurry to go on break?

No, not in that much of a hurry.

Explain to me. What is the meaning of handing in a blank page?

I was in a rush, so I didn't see that page. Sorry, Professor.

Who are you sorry for? For yourself! Hurry up! There's still half an hour left.

"Sorry"?

Some students are here while longing to be somewhere else. (T/N: lit. live in Cao camp but heart in Han camp)

This is your last exam, don't lower your guard.

It's fine to be in a relationship but you have to do well in the exam!

[Chinese Department of Chinese Language and Literature] [2017-2018 Second Semester Final Exam]

Hand your papers in!

Professor, I've really finished this time.

Wait. I need to talk to you about something.

Okay.

You're just someone who is usually very careless.

[Zhao Fanzhou: I'll wait for you outside]

[Okay, I'll be out soon.]

Professor, what is it that you need me for?

It's like this. The City Literary Association is planning to host a one week

writing summer camp in Beijing.

The faculty has given me one slot. I want to ask who you think is suitable?

I think everyone is suitable. You can recommend anyone.

I recently read a student's work.

The first half was pretty good. It's called...

"Two-Faced Person: Bloodthirsty Forensic Scientist."

Thank you, Professor. I accept!

I will recommend you.

But you must promise me you have to finish the ending of your novel before going. I'm still waiting to read it.

Of course, of course. I'll never be able to repay your great kindness, so I won't bother.

There's someone else in our class that I think is pretty good, too.

Professor, I was just joking.

I will repay Professor's great kindness to the best of my ability. I'll finish the novel as quickly as I can.

Go on your date.

Go.

All right!

Zhao Fanzhou, catch me!

Slowly, slowly.

Did you wait for a long time?

What do you think?

I have a big announcement.

What is it?

The person you are seeing right now is a gradually rising star of the literary world,

a literary leader that will soon sit atop the Best Author List,

a strong candidate for the Nobel Prize in Literature!

Did your brain turn dumb from taking all those exams?

I will soon be representing the Chinese Department to participate in

the writing summer camp hosted by the City Literary Association.

When are you going? For how long?

Next month, just for a week.

Then I'll go with you.

No, it's okay. I'm very independent. Everyone else goes alone.

The other children go alone?

Don't keep following me around. I also need personal space.

I keep following you?

How do you plan on spending your summer?

I'll stay at school to do experiments.

So boring.

How about you?

I can't think of anything else other than going home. Otherwise, I wouldn't have asked you.

Then, I'll go home with you.

No, it's okay. You've misunderstood. That's not what I meant.

Then, what did you mean?

It means don't think about following me home so easily.

Lazy Ling-ling and Xiao Lu, I'm leaving now. See you next semester!

Bye-bye!

See you next semester.

Bye-bye.

Be careful. Send a message in our group chat when you get home. Come on.

Get home safe.

Wei-wei always packs up and goes home after exams.

She must miss her grandpa. Our Wei-wei is very filial.

Why aren't you packing up yet? You're waiting for Fang Wei to come and serve you?

Waiting for him? Why would I wait for him?

He'd rather stay here to do experiments with his advisor than go home with me. So angry.

Sorry for disturbing you.

Xiao Lu.

You're back?

Xiao Lu, you're going home already?

Not yet. Our faculty has organized a field sketching trip after exams.

Where is it?

We're going to Haicheng.

Haicheng?

It's on our way home. Tao Ling and my hometown is nearby.

Really?

Then, why don't we go together?

We can take a trip where Xiao Lu is going field sketching, and then we can go home together.

- Sounds good. - Sounds good.

[Preview] I like you. Can you like me, too?

Zhou Xiao!

I'm doomed. Dad.

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♫ Sunlight spilled into the wind’s embrace ♫

♫ There’s a bit of sweet air blowing our way ♫

♫ Ever since the day I first met you ♫

♫ I realized only a frame with you in it can be called a scenery ♫

♫ Silently experience all your feelings ♫

♫ Perhaps taking a step back will let me get closer ♫

♫ Thank you for giving me a pure friendship ♫

♫ You will also have a love that belongs solely to you ♫

♫ I’m so fortunate to have you in my youth ♫

♫ Only then will there be happy moments worthy to be remembered ♫

♫ No matter where the future’s you will go ♫

♫ I will always accompany and support you to the end ♫

♫ I’ll be happy if you are happy ♫

♫ I have him tolerating my willfulness ♫

♫ Thank you for giving me a pure friendship ♫

♫ I will also have a love that belongs solely to me ♫

♫ I’m so fortunate to have you in my youth ♫

♫ Only then will there be happy moments worthy to be remembered ♫

♫ No matter where tomorrow’s you will go ♫

♫ I will always accompany and protect you to the end ♫