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Previously on "The Amazing Race"

Nine teams raced from Tokyo, Japan, to Lijiang, China.

Dating goths Kent and Vyxsin drove all night...

- What's the highway that we're supposed to get on. - I just can't even think.

And morning...

We've been going the wrong way this entire time.

...missing the flight the other eight teams took to China.

Bye-Bye, "The Amazing Race"

After taking a later flight,

the goths finally spot another team at the roadblock.

- Zev! Kent and Vyxsin are here! - Ok!

Margie and Luke come in first.

Margie and Luke, you are the first team to arrive.

but had no time to celebrate

You are still racing.

- No! - You are still racing.

The fannie pack is gone.

With the chance to catch up, Kent and Vyxsin made a potentially fatal mistake.

You're never going to see that bag again. Like literally, if it's in the gondola, it's gone.

Can the dating goths recover and get back in the race?

Stop the bus!

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**** The fanny pack is gone.

All right, we have to turn around. ****

Come on baby. All right.

The fanny pack has everything, the passports and...

All the money. Sir, I'm sorry. We need to go back.

- It probably was left on the gondola. - I really hope is not in the gondola,

because we're never going to see that bag again.

Zev and Justin, you are the eighth team to arrive.

- Ok. - You're still in the race.

As a matter of fact, you're still racing right now.

"Travel by train to Kunming, China"

Teams must journey 400 miles by train back to the city of Kunming.

Once there, they will travel to the Dounan Flower Market,

where they'll search for their next clue.

**** Oh, boy.

- You better get moving. - Yeah, we know.

Go back to the gondola... Anybody find a pack?

Up? Keeping our fingers crossed here, because...

We know what happens on "The Amazing Race" if you lose your passports.

Oh, there it is!

Oh, my God, Vyxsin!

- Yay! - Here, hop in.

Seriously, there's like some kind of screws loose up here in our minds.

Good job. Yeah, we finally got a first. Train station.

- Hello, we want to go to Kunming. - It's about 7:00 P.M.

- Nothing earlier? - No, this is the earliest.

- Oh, shoot. Ok, thank you. - Okay.

There's only one train and it's at 7:05 tonight.

So all be on the same train.

"What's your sign?"

- I am a horse. - I am a rabbit.

Yeah!

- "Detour: Horn or hammer?" - Hammer.

- What about horn? - I don't want to have to navigate.

We're unimaginably behind the other teams.

*****

This is going to be wonderful candy. We're killing these tasks now, man.

- We're doing good. - Ok. Yay!

"Warning: The last team to be eliminated"

I feel like jumping off the edge right now.

If we get eliminated I'm going to jump off some building.

Kent and Vyxsin, you were the last team to arrive.

But there's some good news. You're still racing. Here's another clue.

Oh my God!

I do have to tell you there's some bad news.

You chose to take another flight from Tokyo to Kunming.

It specifically told you what flights you were allowed to take.

From that you have inoccurred a 30 minute penalty

and you need to wait that out ****

Thank you for this next clue Phil.

"Warning, a double u-Turn will appear somewhere in this leg of the race"

- Give it everything you have, guys. - Thank you, thank you.

**** You still have a chance.

- Train station. - Oh, yes!

We're definitely not going to let any other team

know anything about this penalty. Everybody would definitely

be targeting us for a u-Turn if we knew we had that ****

You're so smart.

All the teams get there and we're sitting around.

And I knew that prime time had told me they had a basketball.

I see a basketball goal. Let's play three-On-Three.

It was me, Flight Time and Kisha.

It was me, Jim and Big Easy.

Shoot that.

Who would have ever thought that we'd be playing basketball...

- Two cowboys. - With the Harlem Globetrotters in China

it's like playing basketball with trees.

We had a good time. Everybody was involved and it was so cool.

The race was stressful and it was good to let all that die down and flow away.

Man, get it outta here.

That's everybody right there.

Kent and Vyxsin are on their way.

They showed up at the roadblock about 10 minutes before we finished.

Don't ruin the basketball game.

Maybe there's only one train that leaves and we'll get caught up.

- **** - Don't tell anybody about the penalty.

I need to win this one.

Oh, my gravy. Here come Kent and Vyxsin!

They're going to have some explaining to do.

Hi.

I never thought I'd see any of you people ever again.

What happened? Where y'all been?

It was all in Japan before the flight and our car broke down on the highway

so we missed the flight.

Did they give you a penalty or anything?

We still don't know what they're going to do.

The sharks were swirling around.

It was funny. Hi, how are you, what's your penalty?

- It's hard to believe. - ***

Rules are rules, you know, but we'll see.

I think a lot of people had written them off but not only did

they show up, they're on the same train with everybody else.

It changes everything. To continued.

Stacking them three high.

Hello.

Looks like we've got a room here.

My first time seeing three beds stacked on top of each other.

We got stuck all the way on the top bunk.

The good thing about being on the top bunk of a triple decker...

- There's less chance for murder. - Yeah...

I feel like any murder would happen on the bottom bunk or the middle bunk.

Tell our families we love them very much.

Yes.

- Off and running. - ***

Flower market? Do you know? All right, let's go, let's go.

- We're off. 5:30. - Yeah!

Justin is over behind us.

Flower market. Please be the fastest, okay?

We need to be the fastest because we are racing.

Speaking chinese, we have home-Court advantage now.

Christina and Ron.

We're in China and they probably know exactly where they're going, so...

We're happy to let them lead the way.

Double u-Turn. It's a big day.

We have got to get it together because everybody is feeling

very much on edge about the double u-Turn. I know we are.

- Wait, wait. Let's go. - Wait here.

- Daddy, let's stick together. - Oh, my gosh.

- Kisha! Kisha, right here. - Hurry up and grab it and move.

Move, move, move!

"Make your way to the Archway"

Teams must now travel by taxi to the

Golden Horse and Jade Cock Memorial Archway.

Where they'll search for their next clue.

- *** Come on. - Here!

- You have the clue, right? - It's right there.

"Make your way to the Golden Archway and search for your next clue"

In chinese...

- Can I come with you guys? - Sure.

"Golden Horse and Jade Cock Memorial"

- This here? - You stay here.

- Wait, wait. - Take it. Come on.

- Waits for us. - Mallory!

- What? - This way.

- Let's go. - This way.

Down here.

Card. Here we go.

"Make your way to the golden Golden Archway and search for your next clue"

"Make your way to the golden Golden Archway...

"Also be known as the Golden Horse and Jade Cock Memorial Archway"

"And search for you next clue"... Let's go find our cab driver.

- Nate? I think it's back around here. - This us? Yeah.

- This y'all's cab? - Yeah.

- This your cab? - This is the only cab left.

- You know? Good. - Fast, fast, fast!

Hurry, hurry! We got somebody's cab.

We're the last ones here? Damn!

"Make your way to the Golden Archway in search for your next clue"

- *** - Where's our taxi?

- Oh, my god, you're kidding me. - Somebody ****

- Somebody *** - Yeah, they did.

- Taxi? Taxi? - Taxy?!

- Taxi?! - This is bad. Taxi?

- Taxi! - This is bad, Nate.

- Where's our taxi? - It's bad, Nate.

- **** - Please?

Ok.

Now we're just trying to play catch-Up.

- There's a clue box. - Thank you, thank you.

Come on, dad... Detour.

"Honor the past or embrace the future"

China is the world's fastest growing nation...

but its people also work hard to preserve its unique cultural history.

In this detour, teams have to decide whether they want to honor the past

or embrace the future.

In honor the past, teams much watch a traditional tibetian performance

**** without taking notes,

they must going inside the theater

and place a set of 15 dolls representing the characters in the show

into the same order the performers appeared on stage.

When the dolls stand correctly, teams receive their next clue.

In embrace the future, teams must offload a complete solar water heating

system from this truck, carry it to the roof of this building

and appropriately install it.

When every one of the solar tubes is correctly in place,

the Supervisor will get their next clue.

We're going to honor the past.

We're going to go where they go, honor the past.

There are some arches right here. We're going to install the tubes.

It just seems like an easier task.

- *** - Let's go.

- Let's go. - Wait, one second.

Go Jet. There's a McDonald's.

The gordon arches? Which is the golden arches, dad?

I don't think it's the McDonald's.

I see the clue box.

- Want to embrace the future? - Yeah.

You know? You know the place?

Thank you.

- Christina, are you having him wait? - Yeah, we're going to make them wait.

- Just say "da" - Just say what?

- Yeah, this is it. - Come on, Zev.

- We have to put on an outfit. - This is so cool.

How do you tie this thing?

Ok, ready?

- Which one are you starting with? - *** I'll take the first seven.

- Ok. - Blue, yellow, pink, brown...

- Remember the first seven. - Ok.

We're looking for the Great Wall of China Building.

Oh, we found it. Right here, right here.

Green boxes. ****

These are really heavy.

I'm trying!

- I'm in trouble here. - We can come back.

- Remember the first one? - This is the second one.

- I never played with dolls. - This is not easy.

"The Jade and Golden Cock". Where's our taxi at?

- This is here, right? - Oh, here. Damn it!

The reds found it. Oh, man.

We are going to embrace the future.

- You want to do physical? - Sure, let's do it.

- Hop in. - There is a double u-Turn in this leg.

Today is so crucial to stay close and stay tight with everybody.

- *** - On that other side?

- Holy cow. - We'll do the middle one.

Embrace the future.

I do see two cabs right here.

Come on, you hear the music? Come on!

Green... Brown...

- They become a blur. - Last.

No, that was a dude that was last. This guy.

Put him last. Ok.

No? He said no.

Don't talk. Don't talk.

Ok, good.

- Come on. - All right.

One more.

Oh, thank God... That goes at the bottom.

- We had her wrong. - Oh, she's last.

- I'm not sure about these two. - ****

Oh, I'll think about them. Judge, please.

- No. - Ok, let's go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. We're good.

Yeah, baby! Thank you very much.

"Make your way to the place pictured in the enclosed photo...

Caution, double u-Turn ahead"

Teams are encountering a double u-Turn.

This is an opportunity for two teams to slow down two other teams

by forcing them to complete the other side of the detour.

Let's get out of here.

I think this is it.

- Yes! Yes! - Thank you.

- "Double u-Turn ahead". All right. - Good job.

- Here. You know? - Can you take us there?

- In the cab? - Christina and Ron.

- In the bottom. - And then yellow and then white.

This is correct. Ok, I think we're ready.

Ok.

- Yes! - Thank you very much.

It's so hard. "Caution, double u-turn ahead" Let's go, daddy.

- *** - They're still here.

- Oh, here they come. - Christina, do you know where it is?

Yes... Yunnan Province Cultural Center.

- Follow. - They go that way.

Go that way.

Taxi driver is looking for our second location.

We have to go install some tubes on a building.

- Got it! - Let's go!

Hopefully everybody will have the same problem.

Ok, you wait here, ok?

Great Wall Asset Management this. Is it.

- It's pretty heavy. - Oh, my God.

- I can't breathe. - Mom!

Ok. Here we go.

Here's the boxes. See them?

Kent, just go! This isn't rocket science. Just walk.

Ok, we're done. Thank you.

"Caution, double u-Turn ahead" Ok, let's go.

Kent... Just get... There's other teams. Come on, go. Move your ass.

There's a race for a million dollars, we can get up a few stairs.

- Wait here! This way! - I can't get this in. It's stuck.

**** Hold this.

**** Put it over your head.

Come on, Cara. Come on.

- Here's one. - Ok, put it in.

- I can't. Both of my hands are full. - Kent, just put it in.

- **** - Kent, let's go back down. Come on.

- Theater? - Right here.

- Catch up, catch up. - Wait, wait. I can't do it.

Cord we have a chance to make up some ground here.

Help me.

- *** - Push, I can't do this by myself.

- Don't just stand there. - Let it burn, man. Let it burn.

I've got it. Ok. This one is first. This one is second.

- She was at the end, right? - Yeah.

T- hat's it, that's it. - I'll do it by myself.

I'm tripping, stop.

That's it.

"Caution, double u-Turn"

- Good? - Yeah.

- Double uTurn, we have to. - Pick up this for me.

You've got to get it together. You are moving like a turtle.

Everyone's beating us. Do your job.

Good? Oh, thank you.

Oh, pretty place.

- Make up some time, baby. - ***

I hear the u-Turn is next. That's what I'm concerned about.

I pray we're going to be the first team there.

- Are we here? - Oh, sorry.

- Ok. You stay. You stay. - Stay with them.

- It's over there. - Ok, let's go. Come on.

No need to get dirty here. We're in the front.

Oh gosh! Yunnan Province Cultural Center?

- **** - Daddy, we have to go back.

- We got the wrong one. - Are you sure?

Yeah... This is Kunming Cultural Center. Not the Yunnan Province Cultural Center.

We want to go to the Yunnan Cultural Center. You went to the wrong one.

He brought us to the wrong place.

- Ah, this is not good. - Get in the car.

Ok, let's go. Oh God.

Every inch counts where there's a double u-Turn coming up.

Oh, Lord. I don't know how long the solar people took.

I hope they didn't get their first.

Come on, come on. We need to find the picture.

- Mom! Mom! Mom! - I think we're the first ones here.

Let's go. ***

"Make you way to the Stone Forest"

Teams must travel outside Kunming to the Stone Forest,

where they'll find their next clue.

Ok. Let's go.

We decided not to use the u-Turn because we believe we're in first place.

- The u-Turn is next. Go, baby, push it. - Come on, let's go!

- **** - Thank you. Great.

"Caution, double u-turn ahead" Let's go.

They go.

We have a chance at u-turning somebody if

we haven't already been u-Turned ourselves.

- I think you did. J- udge, please.

- Good. - Yay!

- Thank you. - Thank you.

"Caution. Double u-Turn ahead"

- Is that the picture there, Jaime? - This can't be right.

- Jaime car... - This way?

- **** - Show guy, show the guy.

Oh, he said it's that way.

Let's go.

"Caution, double u-Turn ahead"

The box! Yes!

We choose not to u-Turn anyone.

- "Make your way to the Stone Forest" - Let's go!

- Did you find it? - Should we tell them?

- Yeah. Down there, it's on the left. - ***

Listen, keep them behind us and we'll u-Turn them.

Here it is. **** We're the first two here.

- You want to do it? - We'll do the Globetrotters.

- ***** - Globetrotters. Do the Globetrotters.

- Then who are y'all going to do? - There's no one else after us.

- Kick them out. - Hold on.

Globes, Globes, they're the strongest.

- ***** - *****

Sorry. That's the only way we're going to survive.

- Let's go. - Unbelievable.

**** We're the first two here.

- Globes, to the Globes. - Wait!

In our first race, one of our most fatal mistakes we

made was u-Turns a team that turned out to be ahead of us.

Kent, Globes!

And I looked over at the redheads and I thought...

This is the one team I know 100% is behind me.

Sorry, that's the only way we're going to survive. Let's go.

With that automatic penalty, putting a bullet in a playboy bunny

was the only thing that was going to save us.

- Read fast! - "Make your way to the Stone Forest"

Let's go.

Globetrotters, we'll do the Globetrotters.

All right.

Very fast.

I'm very frustrated that Kent and Vyxsin double u-Turned us

but we can totally overcome this. We can so do this.

We have to find somebody that speaks english.

- Go, go. - Come on, daddy. Let's go.

I think we're here. Oh, nice. We're good, dude.

"Make your way to the Stone Forest" ****

- Thank God. - "Make your way to the Stone Forest"

Thank you, Jesus.

"Stone Forest"

- "Make your way to the Stone Forest" - Can you take us, Stone Forest?

- Yes. - Yes!

- He knows! - He knows? Follow him.

- Stay together. - Get in, follow him.

- Get in, Zev. - We don't know where we're going.

We're following them.

- Follow, follow, please. - Stone Forest, go to Stone Forest.

Yes, Stone Forest. Can you told that to the car driver? You know now?

- Ok, let's go. - What do we have to do?

Honor the Past.

"Place your dolls correctly and you receive the next clue"

"Place them incorrectly and you must start again"

- You stay here. - We just have to do this is first time.

- So yellow. - Purple.

White hat... Fluffy Hat... Gray Russian...

Fluffy hat... Gray Russian.

These are mine, this is one of yours.

- It's got to be in here somewhere. - ****

Damn! U-Turn.

We got to go back to perform the other task now.

- We're last. - It ain't over, baby.

Our hat... Gray Russian... Braid... Man Russian.

- Ok. - Judge, please?

Yes, yes. Thank you.

Hey, lose them. Yes.

- **** - To the right. Go!

- Follow! Follow! - ***

- We left Ron and Christina. So stupid. - Too late now.

"Make your way to the Stone Forest"... Ah, Stone Forest.

Ok, come on.

- Let's go knock it out. - Let's catch them.

- Go by the hats. - Yeah.

- I'm starting here. You starts there. - I got her.

White, bucket.

Let's go, let's go.

- Mop... - White.

- Bucket head. - Her.

Red bell, and then sheep held. That was it.

- Let's go get them. - ***

- "Make your way to the printed picture" - Let's go. Let's go.

Ok. Let's go, baby.

This is unreal. You're going to get gas?

Can we hurry? ****

China. It's like Hawaii all over again. Our driver stopped for gas there too.

We're in a race for a million dollars and we had to stop and get gas?

It's a race. Very fast... It's a race for everyone except us.

- Let's go. - Read it.

- "Make your way to the Stone Forest" - Let's go.

I don't know if the driver has any idea where he's going, he's driving a while.

Our cab driver hasn't a clue where he's going.

We're following Zev and Justin.

Gary and Mal is behind us. They have the luxury of carrying an express pass.

We're not in very good shape right now.

- The Stone Forest. - Yeah.

- I see the marked paths. - Yep.

Here. Right there. There we go.

"Who's ready for a task 65 million years in the making?"

Here in Yunan Province, paleontologist have unearthed the

oldest and largest dinosaur fossils ever found in China.

And in this roadblock teams pay homage to ***

work by putting together a life sized dinosaur.

After choosing a dig site, teams member got a complete set of bones,

then using one diagram for reference,

they will have to erect a 20 foot replica of a Dilophosaurus.

They must make sure the dinosaur joints are appropriately in place as they go...

or a paleontologist will stop them if their dinosaur is unsafe.

If they do it correctly,

the paleontologist they'll get their next clue.

- I do it. - Ok.

- Card, card... - Here's the card right here.

- The Stone Forest. - Come, come. I see it.

- I'll do it. - I'm going to do it.

Dilophosaurus. I'm trying to figure out the

base right now so that I can get moving on that.

- Go. - Kisha, Margie and Luke are here,

so we're the first ones here so you need to get it going.

Go grab a leg.

- It's going to be really hard. - Oh my God.

- It's a huge dinosaur. - Work hard, work hard, take your time.

If this piece is not up correctly then the whole thing will get pressed up.

The little bones are in the front or little bones in the back?

I think the little bones are in the front.

My... bone in wrong way.

- You! - I'll take it.

- Awesome! - I love dinosaurs.

Oh, man, why didn't you get a man.

- Ok. - I'll find the dig site.

Hi, guys.

Why'd you U-Turn?

We have a 30 minute time penalty

from our flight and we didn't mean to likely

but we kind of fudged around the truth of what happened yesterday.

That was **** You know, nonsense. They lie about this penalty.

- They're as phony as can be. - Little ones go there.

It's an arranged kabuki dance and kabuki dancers are known for hiding

behind their masks and they hide behind their masks very, very well.

I love you.

- Go, go, go. - Let's go.

- Faster, faster. Catch that taxi. - We just passed the redheads.

*** when your taxicab driver decides he needs to get gas

time can really be made up.

- What is he doing? - Stone Forest?

- This is not it. - Come here, look, Stone, like this.

Forest? Yeah, you good?

Follow, follow, follow, please.

- I'll do this one. - All right.

You did the last two.

Get it in tight.

The key was to get the hips on correctly.

If the hips for not wedged in correctly then you were basically toast.

That joint is good.

Oh, there's the dig site.

- *** - Not safe.

- He said it's not safe. - Are you taking it apart?

My joint's not locked in.

That's one piece I hope I don't have to take out.

I think it's going to be something strong.

I got it.

If we can survive this we can survive anything, baby.

- We passed them old dirty redheads. - Roadblock.

- You got it. - I'll do it.

- Yeah. This is us. - You got that, Easy.

Double u-turns? I'm going to show y'all what this is about, baby.

Holy cow. Flight Time and Big Easy just showed up.

- Jaime, you got this. - Redheads here now.

I know this is right. I know it.

That's how it fits.

- Let's go Mal. - Something to make.

- I'm going to do it. - You're going to build something.

- I'm doing it. - Don't freak out, please.

***

- Not safe. - This is not safe?

No it's not safe ***

I went back and checked the little diagram more than anybody,

making sure as I went I kind of had it all together.

- Good job. - Make it work for you, baby!

Maybe I have it backwards.

Jaime, you have to lock in the one side.

I know! If I could get it I would.

- Oh, no, I see Flight Time. - ****

- Jaime, they just got here. - Ok, ok.

- **** - Y'all are the last bunch.

See, that's what away they have to build.

We're dead last. We're going to use the express pass. We won the first leg.

We wanted to keep the pass in our back pocket but...

when we got there for the challenge and we saw that dinosaurs,

we saw every other team...

- We're using the express pass. - Thank you.

"Make you way to the next pit stop, Green Lake Park"

Teams must now make their way back to Kunming and find Green Lake Park,

the pit stop for this leg of the race.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

- Go. - Please.

After burning that express pass we got to get first, ok?

Ok.

- *** - Big finger goes outward.

- Judge? It's done. - No, no, no.

All kinds of extra pressure now that everybody's here.

I just don't understand what's wrong with it.

My 4-Year-Old grandson Bryce is a huge dinosaur fan

so I'm doing this one for Bryce, who I miss terribly.

Can I get a check?

Good? Atta boy.

Come on, let's go!

"Last team to check in here may be eliminated"

Why did y'all u-Turn us? What's up with that?

- What's up with that? - It started there.

- ***** - We're all in the same bolt right now.

We u-Turned them because we have a 30-Minute penalty.

Ok, as long as you weren't been being mean.

- It's not personal. - ***

- Jaime, you're doing great. - Leave me alone for now.

- Is this it? - No.

What? Oh, I see.

Thank you.

- Green Light Park. - There's Gary and Mallory.

Gary!

Let's go. This looks like our cab driver is here.

- *** - Taxi?!

- Our cab left. - What is happening?

Gary and Mallory used their express pass and we just passed them.

How much do you want? Fine, now!

Fast, fast, fast.

- Come on, Justin. Keep working. - I can't get this off, dude.

- Well, keep trying. - Judge?

Yes.

Green Lake Park.

- Oh, my gosh. It's the cowboys. - Up there, that way.

- All right. - Come on, dad.

- That way, Jet. - I saw a cowboy hat.

- *** - Please, Jesus. Help us find this.

- *** - Look! Hey! Phil!

- My God! - There it is. See it?

- Welcome to Kunming, China. - Thanks for having us.

- Jet and Cord. - Yes.

I'm very pleased to tell you that you are team number one!

Atta boy.

And I got more good news for you guys.

As the winners of this leg of the race, $5,000 cash each.

- You got to love that. - ***

Gary and Mallory? You are team number two.

Ah, we thought so. That's ok.

- Ok. - Got it in tight.

Yeah.

- Where's the judge? - No.

- This is good now. - No, no, no, no.

We need to get to that pit stop a full 30 minutes

before another team or we're out of the race.

I'll switch the table.

If he can't get it together we're like in so much trouble.

I fixed it. Paleontologist?

Look. It's done.

This is good. Why does he not like it?

I don't know what exactly it ts that isn't correct, but...

not only do we have to beat some of these teams,

we have to beat them by a serious margin of time. That's hard.

- I'll go back and check the example. - Oh, God, I'm an idiot.

I flipped the crux of the bone.

- Come on, Kisha. - Got it, Jen.

- I got it now. - Oh, my God.

All right, let's go.

Yeah, that's what's wrong. I know this is the problem.

Take my wonderful creation all the way apart.

- There you go. - Big Easy, do it for the hood!

For the hood, baby.

She's losing it.

This is what was wrong. I couldn't see it for the life of me.

I just... I think I'm on the right track.

- Not safe. - It's not safe?

Margie and Luke, you are team number three.

- I'm ready. - Yes.

- Thank you. - Yeah, buddy!

"The last team to check in may be eliminated"

I'm so stupid.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh, Kent! I'm so proud of you.

"Warning: The last team to check in may be eliminated"

- Go, go, go! - Thank you.

- Do you see him? - I think he left.

- All right, we have to get a cab. - ****

Big Easy, you're working it out, baby. That's all I got to say about that.

Got to get back on track.

- Taxi? - Where's our guy?

There's Kent.

We can still be in this thing. Getting over

this 30 minute penalty is so nerve racking.

- Green Lake Park? - Here we go, Jen.

We got it. We're going to be ok.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah! Yeah!

- Come on, baby! - Sure noisy.

Double U-Turn next!

"Warning, the last team to check in may be eliminated"

- And then there were three. - Double u-Turn!

Yeah, that's it.

- I don't want go home. - There we go.

Kent and Vyxsin, you're the fourth team to arrive...

But, as you know, you have to wait out a 30 minute penalty

for taking an alternate flight From Tokyo to Kunming,

so I need to you wait out that 30 minute penalty and hopefully...

all the other teams won't check in before your penalty is over.

- Three, four, five, six, seven. - I'm starting to get there, I think.

I don't want to go home. I don't want...

Kisha and Jen? You're the fifth team to arrive.

However, because Kent and Vyxsin are waiting out a penalty,

it means that you are now team number four. Congratulations.

Good job.

If we're out of the race today, that's just such a blow.

And it would be so... Just heartbreaking to have to leave right

where we are sort of hitting our stride and getting our game back.

Let's go this way. We're good. Go this way. It's this way.

All right, Kent and Vyxsin. Come back to the mat.

You are officially still in the race.

You are team number five. Congratulations.

- Number five is alive. - Yay!

Yeah!

Flight time and Big Easy?

You are team number six! Bring it in.

Double u-Turn, baby.

There you go.

Judge, please?

- Ok. - Oh, my God thank you so much.

Way to go! Come on!

"Make your way to the next pit stop Green Lake Park"

We're down to two teams. Keep working, Justin. Keep working.

I can't reach it.

- Jaime, you're doing great. - Don't give up.

Justin is getting close.

You're doing great. Keep your head in it.

- Help. - No.

Jaime, you're doing great.

I think I just had them out of order here.

Anyone?

- No. - The judge just said no.

I honestly don't see it.

- Ok? - Hopefully it's correct.

- Reach for it, baby. Yes! - Good job, Justin.

Oh, God. Not happening.

I can't take this whole thing apart. I can't physically do it.

"Last team to check in may be eliminated"

Cara, this board right here is going to have to come off and be flipped around.

Now I think we definitely are doomed.

Thank you.

- Thank you. - Justin's right behind us.

Over there! Run!

Zev! Come on!

- Run! - Daddy, get on it!

Ron and Christina? Zev and Justin?

You are teams seven and eight!

Good job, guys. Good job.

I just want it to be over.

She's physically exhausted, suffering.

My shoulders hurt so bad.

I want to stop being miserable. Pure miserable torture.

All right, check it now. Awesome, thanks.

Let's finish this race!

- Jaime and Cara... - "We are the last team to arrive"

And I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated.

- All right. - All right.

Things just didn't go your way. I mean...

***

By then I was so physically tired I could

only go as fast as I could physically go.

But I think that Cara wanted me to finish it.

Yeah, I did.

This team isn't a quitting team. ****

Not everyone can win the race and I do think

it was worth it for us to come back.

Next week on "The Amazing Race"

The race moves to Calcutta, India.

- We're in Calcutta. - This is insane. Cal crazy.

Where a massive tea tasting...

- Holy cow... - That's a lotta tea.

Brings Luke to his breaking point.

- It's too hard. - It's ok.

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