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We are five years in, my man. 12 00:00:56,119 --> 00:00:58,000 -Nobody's died yet. -That we know of. 13 00:00:58,009 --> 00:00:59,039 -If no one dies on my last night, 14 00:00:59,049 --> 00:01:00,079 I'm gonna be real disappointed. 15 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:01,119 -You've been threatening to quit 16 00:01:01,119 --> 00:01:03,030 for three seasons now, Kiley. 17 00:01:03,039 --> 00:01:04,200 I don't think it's gonna happen. 18 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:06,120 -Hey. Did you guys go to our school? 19 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,129 -No! -Yes! 20 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,159 -Best friends since fifth grade. 21 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:09,180 -Fourth! Fourth. 22 00:01:09,189 --> 00:01:11,000 -We are living proof 23 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,099 that with a little bit of hustle and some luck-- 24 00:01:13,109 --> 00:01:14,159 -And a predatory loan. 25 00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:17,090 -All your dreams can come true! 26 00:01:17,099 --> 00:01:19,219 -That is the best dream ever! 27 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:21,230 -It is. Aim high! -Whoo! 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,159 -That's what we do, Sean! We make dreams come true! Unh. 29 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:28,189 -(hip hop music playing) 30 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,060 -(cheering) 31 00:01:39,159 --> 00:01:40,210 -Oh, yeah! 32 00:01:43,159 --> 00:01:45,000 -Whoo! 33 00:01:46,009 --> 00:01:48,009 -(music continues) 34 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:53,120 -Three, two, one! Go! 35 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,209 -(cheering) 36 00:02:03,159 --> 00:02:05,060 -That was pretty cool. -That was awesome. 37 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,159 -(indistinct shouting) 38 00:02:15,039 --> 00:02:16,180 -(laughing) 39 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:18,170 -Kiley: Hey, guys! Look alive! 40 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:25,129 -(music continues) 41 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,000 -Sean: Get in there. -Man: What the hell? 42 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:36,120 -What, do you guys live here? 43 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,030 -Oh, yeah. Pretty cool, huh? 44 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:39,150 -Sad-cool, maybe? 45 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,229 -Shut up! Do you know how much trouble we would get into 46 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,030 if lake patrol boarded us and found this stash? 47 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,170 -It's a lot. 48 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,219 What kind of drugs are those anyway? 49 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:48,110 -Combination Locks. 50 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,189 -Both: What the hell is that? 51 00:02:49,199 --> 00:02:53,129 -It's Adderall mixed with molly mixed with acid. 52 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:56,039 It's like a combo meal, extra fries. 53 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,199 Kinda makes your brain just...lock. 54 00:02:58,210 --> 00:03:00,169 -Max: Hmm. -Then you're flying high! 55 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,080 -Oh, you're flying high, huh? 56 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,080 -Too bad we're gonna have to confiscate them. Give me that! 57 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:06,120 -What? -Sean: That's right. 58 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,169 -You heard me right! -Max: Get out. 59 00:03:07,189 --> 00:03:09,039 -No! -Back to the party, man. 60 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:10,090 -Smoke some weed or something. 61 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,189 -Those are the breaks! -Damn! 62 00:03:11,199 --> 00:03:13,039 -We definitely have to take some of these. 63 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,180 -We are definitely throwing those in the lake. 64 00:03:14,189 --> 00:03:16,020 -Awww. -Immediately. 65 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,020 -Sean. -Max. 66 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,099 -Sean. -Max. 67 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,150 -Sean. -Max! 68 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:20,159 -Fine. 69 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:23,060 -(music continues outside) 70 00:03:27,199 --> 00:03:29,030 -Can't waste these. 71 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:33,030 Who needs aspirin? 72 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:34,090 -(pills rattle) 73 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:40,039 -(music continues) -(people cheering) 74 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,159 -You really want to leave all this behind? 75 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:50,079 -Can't be afraid to move on, Max. 76 00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:51,199 -But nothing's gonna change, right? 77 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:53,129 It'll be you and me, like always. 78 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:56,150 -Always! -First mates forever! 79 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:21,040 -Max: Well, well, well. Who is this stranger? 80 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:24,009 Ah. It's my birthday bestie! 81 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:25,019 What's up? 82 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,120 -Maximus! 83 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,149 -You ready to party tonight? -Absolutely! 84 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,149 -Hey, let me see that rage face! 85 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,110 -(chuckles) -(Kiley laughs) 86 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,199 -All right, ditch your fuzzies. Let's go. 87 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:38,000 -Yeah, but I gotta clean the boat, so... 88 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,079 -You never clean the boat. 89 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,060 -I'll be right down! 90 00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:48,110 -Kiley: Uh, did Greg get you the final guest list? 91 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,079 -Sean: He did. And the wine list. 92 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,149 And the appetizer list. And the playlist. 93 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,009 -Yeah. -Hey, Kev, how we lookin'? 94 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:55,170 -Clear skies. Calm waters. 95 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:57,000 -Awesome. -Max: Can't lose. 96 00:04:58,189 --> 00:05:01,160 -Anyway. Um. Sorry. Dr. Greg loves his lists. 97 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,040 -"Dr. Greg." Don't you mean "Orthodontist Greg"? 98 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:05,180 Hey, by the way, 99 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:08,009 have you ever told him that you actually worked on this boat? 100 00:05:08,019 --> 00:05:09,149 I mean, he is your boyfriend. 101 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,120 -Uh-- Yes. Yes. Obviously. -Hmm. 102 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,129 -He doesn't know all the stories. -Oh! 103 00:05:14,149 --> 00:05:15,209 -Because he would run scared 104 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,149 if he knew all the shit I got up to with you guys. 105 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,199 -Well, then let's call him-- -No, absolutely not! 106 00:05:19,199 --> 00:05:22,060 -Seriously! Sailor's code, dude! -(chuckles) 107 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:25,000 -All right, let's go. 108 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,079 -Cool, yeah, no, I'll just... clean up everything, as always. 109 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:31,079 -Thanks, dude! 110 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,110 -(sighs) 111 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,220 -Man: Tonight, Sean. 112 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:40,019 I'll have you in handcuffs. 113 00:05:41,189 --> 00:05:43,120 Not "soon." 114 00:05:43,129 --> 00:05:45,079 Tonight, Sean, 115 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:48,019 and your little dog too are going down. 116 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,120 You know, Sean-- -(knocking on door) 117 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:51,000 -What? 118 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:52,230 What? For the love of God! 119 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,120 Every time! 120 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:56,040 -Hey, buddy! -How's it going, Walsh? 121 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,079 -It's all right. -My god. 122 00:05:58,079 --> 00:06:00,160 This is janky. You wanted to see me? 123 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:02,000 -I did. Lock that door, would you? 124 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,040 There's two locks. Lock both. One's a bolt. 125 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,000 The other one's in the door handle right there itself. 126 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:09,009 Just-- we wanna be snug as a bug...in two rugs. 127 00:06:09,019 --> 00:06:10,120 How long you been on the force, Hicks? 128 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:12,100 -You mean lake patrol? 129 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,199 Three days. 130 00:06:13,209 --> 00:06:15,160 -You know, most partners only last one week with me. 131 00:06:15,170 --> 00:06:18,029 -What happens to them? -They tap out. 132 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,019 Choke's a choke. HR gets involved. 133 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:22,079 It's, it's better to just cut 'em loose than go to trial. 134 00:06:22,089 --> 00:06:25,089 What brought you, uh, to LALP? 135 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,160 You love the lake? Search for justice? 136 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,000 -Craigslist. 137 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:31,120 -Craig's a good guy. Tell him I said hi, okay? 138 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,159 -It's a website. 139 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:34,009 Do you live here? 140 00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:36,009 -No. Live here? No. 141 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,159 I got a big house. No. 142 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:40,040 -There's a bed. There's, like, drool stains on the pillow. 143 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,189 -'Cause I was sound asleep. 144 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:43,159 You take a lot of all-nighters that you gotta pull here. 145 00:06:43,159 --> 00:06:45,159 A lot of surveillance work. You could take a nap if you want. 146 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,060 You're probably tired, out in the sun all day. 147 00:06:47,069 --> 00:06:48,139 I'll lay with you if you're frightened. 148 00:06:48,149 --> 00:06:49,220 -I'm good. -Okay. 149 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:52,209 -Why is your pans all crusty? You cook here? 150 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:54,149 -Yes, I cook. I cook quesadillas. 151 00:06:54,159 --> 00:06:55,230 I cook mean quesadillas. 152 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,139 You can have a quesadilla. I'll cook one for ya. 153 00:06:57,149 --> 00:06:59,069 I'll clean the pot first. And the pan. 154 00:06:59,079 --> 00:07:00,139 And then you probably can sleep here. 155 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:02,069 You can lay down and take a nap. I'll lay with you 156 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:03,149 -in case you get frightened. -I'm good. 157 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:05,170 -Is that piss? 158 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,019 -You can go if you want. It's all right. 159 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,120 It's just two dudes. It's all right. 160 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,000 It's totally normal. 161 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,209 -What's-what's that bucket for? -That's composting. 162 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,040 -You don't wanna go near that-- -Ugh! 163 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,079 -That's shit! 164 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:15,129 -You take the feces of other animals 165 00:07:15,149 --> 00:07:16,160 for the benefit of a garden. 166 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,209 You know what? Yes! I live here. Okay? 167 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,160 And I'm proud of it. You know why I live here? 168 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:23,000 'Cause of that white boat. And these two assholes-- 169 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:25,060 Well, he's an asshole. He's kinda handsome in a cool-- 170 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,079 They think they run the lake. But they don't run that lake. 171 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:29,029 Hicks, I run that lake. 172 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,160 But you wanna know what this is right here? 173 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,069 This is my golden ticket for that white boat. 174 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:34,220 This is the Lake Council telling me 175 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:36,180 I have full authority to bring those assholes 176 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,120 and burn 'em to the ground, tonight! 177 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:41,199 So if you're in, if you're down with the job, 178 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:43,060 cop a squat, take a leak, 179 00:07:43,069 --> 00:07:44,180 drain the train, have a quesadilla, 180 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:46,110 take a nap, I'll lay with you if you want, 181 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,159 because tonight, we roll. 182 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:50,199 Let's go buzz their tower! 183 00:07:50,209 --> 00:07:52,009 -Okay. 184 00:07:52,019 --> 00:07:53,019 -Max: Hey, wait, wait! 185 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,060 Slow down, white lightening! 186 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,159 Wait, Kiles, hold on! 187 00:07:59,009 --> 00:08:00,129 (panting) 188 00:08:00,149 --> 00:08:02,120 -Hold on. -Sad, Max. 189 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,160 -Yeah, I know. 190 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:06,220 Oh! 191 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:08,189 Oh, please, come on. 192 00:08:08,199 --> 00:08:11,110 It's not like Dr. Supercuts can keep up with you either? 193 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,220 -Greg ran track at Trinity. 194 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,089 -Of course he did. 195 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,209 -Dude... 196 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,209 I really need you guys to be friends if this is gonna work. 197 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,029 -I need to be friends with that guy 198 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,170 like you need to adopt more puppies. 199 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:22,100 -Don't talk smack about my pups. 200 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,009 I'm ride or die for those bitches. 201 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:28,189 -You really serious about this whole thing? 202 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:32,220 -I don't know. Sometimes it feels like I'm faking it. 203 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Running a shelter. 204 00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:37,120 I guess I wish I could be back on the boat 205 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,169 mixing drinks with you guys. 206 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:41,169 -Well...I know a guy who can make that happen. 207 00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:43,070 -(laughing) 208 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,029 -But I was actually talking about you and Greg. 209 00:08:48,159 --> 00:08:51,120 -He is the sweetest, most supportive guy I've ever met. 210 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:56,190 I think I found someone really special. 211 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,080 -Ah. 212 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,110 -Can you just try to be nice? 213 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,110 Please? At least for tonight? 214 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:05,070 -Yeah. 215 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Fine. 216 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:12,080 But...only because... 217 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:14,049 -Oh, my god. Oh, my god. You're so gross. 218 00:09:14,059 --> 00:09:16,179 -...I love you so much. 219 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,080 -Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. 220 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,129 -Oh, God, get off. -Let's go. 221 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:22,190 God, you sweat like Trump's ball sack. 222 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,200 -Well, yeah. 223 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:26,049 -All right. One more mile. 224 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:27,200 -Okay. -Try to keep up. 225 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:29,029 You're getting slow in your old age. 226 00:09:39,049 --> 00:09:41,230 -You got this tonight, Sean. This is a big party. 227 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,210 This is one of our biggest. What do we got? 228 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:46,049 Smooth jazz, check. 229 00:09:46,059 --> 00:09:47,110 Pinot Grigio, check. 230 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,149 -Walsh: Officers boarding vessel. -Mm-hmm. 231 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,120 What do you want, Walsh? 232 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:59,000 -French vanilla? Creamer? You're a pussy. 233 00:09:59,009 --> 00:10:00,009 Where's your partner? 234 00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:01,159 -Sean: He's running errands. 235 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:03,039 -Oh, really? 236 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:04,159 Ooh! Looks like you guys are in line 237 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:05,230 for another shitshow tonight. 238 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,120 -That's nice. -Actually, sorry to disappoint. 239 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,129 Tonight's a classy party, 240 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,059 hosted by a locally respected doctor. 241 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,190 -Oh, he's an orthodontist, actually. 242 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,230 -I don't care if it's Sean's mom's vagina doctor. 243 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,080 Doesn't matter. 244 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,230 I've been waiting for this moment for ten years. 245 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,080 -This is my moment! -What moment? 246 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:20,129 -What moment? I just got word from the Lake Council 247 00:10:20,139 --> 00:10:22,009 you guys haven't paid any of your fines. 248 00:10:22,019 --> 00:10:23,120 You guys are in the hole, uh-- 249 00:10:23,129 --> 00:10:24,200 what's the number up to now, Hicks? 250 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:26,009 -I think like eighteen grand, sir. 251 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:27,110 Eighteen thousand dollars. 252 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,120 -First of all...don't talk about my mom. 253 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,059 -Or Dr. Nancy. -Second, 254 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,100 we're gonna have the money. 255 00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:37,039 -Why do you know the name of his mom's gynecologist? 256 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:38,080 You don't think that's odd? 257 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,139 How are you gonna get the money 258 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:41,139 if I ding you with citations tonight. 259 00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:44,159 If you guys screw up, and you will screw up. 260 00:10:44,159 --> 00:10:47,000 -Mayday, mayday, mayday. -Not gonna happen. 261 00:10:47,009 --> 00:10:48,080 -Mayday! -It's not gonna happen! 262 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,110 -Mayday. -Becky: Hey, guys, 263 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,080 where should I put these fireworks? 264 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:55,220 It says it's "illegal in the contiguous United States." Huh. 265 00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:57,070 Thank God we're on a lake. 266 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,080 -Also, I opened up the tramp... -Max: Hey. Hey. Hey. 267 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,230 ...for... (clears throat) 268 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,090 -Why don't you go upstairs for a second. 269 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,139 I think I saw a, uh, Teletubby. 270 00:11:04,149 --> 00:11:06,009 -Becky: Yeah, yeah, totally. 271 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,009 -This is going to be so easy. 272 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,059 Come on, Hicks, let's go. 273 00:11:17,169 --> 00:11:19,019 Come on. Hicks! 274 00:11:21,159 --> 00:11:23,169 -I freaking hate that guy. 275 00:11:23,179 --> 00:11:26,200 -Seanie, why have we not been paying our bills, man? 276 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:28,049 -Uh, it's the fines, Max. 277 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,169 The fines that your party tricks keep sticking us with. 278 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,230 -Me? -Yeah. 279 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,019 Bobbing for lobsters. We got a fine for it. 280 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,000 What about the Mermaid Olympics? Remember that? Human catapult? 281 00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:40,190 -That was awesome. -No, that was awesome. 282 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,029 That was-- that was pretty cool. 283 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:44,019 Look, man, we got into this business together 284 00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:45,100 as equal partners, man, 285 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,090 and I'm doing everything I can to keep us afloat 286 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,049 but the fines are crushing us. 287 00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:51,159 Kiley's party is the payday we need. 288 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,139 So for one night, I need you to help me, okay? 289 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:56,019 We have to keep things low-key 290 00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:57,200 and we have to keep Walsh off this boat. 291 00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:00,159 -All right. Fine. I got you. 292 00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:02,210 Hey, first mates forever. Two times. 293 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,200 -Two times. Mm. First mates forever. 294 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,090 All right, cool. Checklist: Gas? 295 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,000 -Yeah. Absolutely. 296 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:11,009 Man, you run out of gas one time-- 297 00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:13,000 -It was three-- -Three times. 298 00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:15,029 -That's right. Uh, did you fix the door on the lower deck? 299 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:17,100 -Come on, man. This is Kiley we're talking about. 300 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:19,039 You don't think I want tonight to be perfect? 301 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:23,100 I think that I'm like this close to getting her back on the crew. 302 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:27,029 -It's been two years. She's rescuing puppies now. 303 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,059 Listen, I'm gonna say this to you as your best friend, okay? 304 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,080 You gotta let her go. 305 00:12:33,049 --> 00:12:34,149 Hey! 306 00:12:36,009 --> 00:12:37,100 Pick up a bag! 307 00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:40,080 -(grunting and screaming) 308 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,139 -We have to be prepared 309 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,009 for anything when we're out there, Hicks. 310 00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:47,039 Tonight... (exhales forcefully) 311 00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:50,049 Look at this horse stance. Look at this! 312 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,120 Anything at all, buddy. That's why we train. 313 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,000 (screaming) 314 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 -That's right, buddy. Come on, let's train. 315 00:12:57,019 --> 00:12:58,100 -Nah. Calm down. 316 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,100 We're just lake patrol. You know that. 317 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,159 -Just lake patrol? 318 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:04,029 Is that what you're gonna say when you're-- 319 00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:05,129 when you're out in the shit, tonight? 320 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,019 "I'm lake patrol." You gonna take a selfie? 321 00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:09,070 Put it in your wifi cloud? Is that what you're gonna do? 322 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,159 -No. -(Walsh screaming) 323 00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:12,110 -I'll probably just tweet it. -Suit yourself, 324 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,100 lazy. What? 325 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,210 No, I'm talkin' to Hicks there, Sean. 326 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:18,039 What? (screaming) 327 00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:20,049 What was that, Sean? (screams) 328 00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:22,000 What was that? Hey, Max? Wanna eat a dick? 329 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,039 Whoa! 330 00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:24,169 (laughing) Hey, Sean! 331 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,179 He's tall. Sean's taller. 332 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,049 Upwards. To the Adam's apple. 333 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,090 He falls towards you? Little shoe shine on the way down. 334 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,159 (screaming) 335 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,090 Hey, Sean. (screaming) 336 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:36,149 Ooh! Ooh! Elbows. Right there. 337 00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:37,200 Six stitches above the eye. 338 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,139 You ever see guys with really cool stitches? 339 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:42,019 It's either hockey or they caught one of my elbows. 340 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,230 Right there. (screaming) 341 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,070 Why won't you just train with me? 342 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,090 -(Hicks sighs) Honestly, I mean, 343 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,009 I feel like you're gonna lose your shit 344 00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:50,019 and accidentally hurt me, so. 345 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,100 -Well, who knows? Right? 346 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,179 I don't accidentally lose my temper. 347 00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,129 Pain is a valuable, valuable lesson. 348 00:13:55,139 --> 00:13:57,190 Maybe you could use a lesson or two. 349 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,039 -Hicks: I'll get on the boat, 350 00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:00,049 I'll write some tickets... 351 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:04,000 but I don't wanna do that. 352 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,159 -This is good footwork. That's mat work, man. 353 00:14:06,169 --> 00:14:08,049 Mat work's good for ya. 354 00:14:08,059 --> 00:14:10,059 Just train. That's the problem 355 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,169 with your entire generation, buddy. 356 00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:14,000 Got your faces in your phones. 357 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,029 Palm strike. Palm strike. 358 00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:17,039 Box cutter! 359 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,100 You're not gonna learn anything on the internet. 360 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,139 That was-- 361 00:14:26,149 --> 00:14:28,000 Where the hell did you learn that? 362 00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:29,009 -The internet. 363 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,039 -(screaming) 364 00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:34,129 You don't even know what that's called, do ya? 365 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,100 -Yelling? -Can you stretch? 366 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:37,149 Let's see you stretch. 367 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,070 Why don't ya go sit down before you get hurt? 368 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,210 -You didn't stretch! -A'ight. 369 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:44,149 -(screaming) 370 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,009 -Jonathan: Hoo! 371 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,100 The ancients believed that every object had a soul. 372 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,080 Meet your maker! 373 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,120 (yelling) 374 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,169 -Oh, that is sweet. 375 00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:54,070 -What'd I tell you about playing with knives? 376 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,009 -That they're awesome? -Didn't say that. Put it away. 377 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,149 -Oh! But I am a fruit ninja! 378 00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:59,090 -(yelling) 379 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,200 -You are a lawsuit waiting to happen. 380 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,000 -You better look alive tonight, 381 00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:04,139 because Kiley's gonna be on the boat, 382 00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:06,159 and you are already on the verge of being replaced, my friend. 383 00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:07,159 -Huh? What's that? 384 00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,019 -Greg: Ahoy, mateys! 385 00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:12,230 -Oh, great, the human mouth guard has arrived. 386 00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:20,120 -Keep up the good work, man. -I shall. Always do. 387 00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:27,129 -Greg: Hey! 388 00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:31,039 There they are. The party boys. 389 00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:33,059 -Lookin' sharp, Greg. I like that! 390 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,159 -Thank you, good man. You know, I went with the full seersuck 391 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:37,029 -since we're on a boat. -Yeah. 392 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:40,110 - I'm on a boat -No. No, no, no. Never. 393 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,000 Never that song. Never on our boat. 394 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,110 -(chuckles) -Greg: Hey, buddy. 395 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,220 So we feel good? Special night, right? 396 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:49,080 -Yeah. -Yup, it is. 397 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,000 But why are you here an hour early, Greg? 398 00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:54,049 -Dr. Greg is always early for his appointments. 399 00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:55,149 -(laughing) 400 00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:57,139 I just wanted to make sure all our ducks are in a row. 401 00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:59,049 -Our ducks are in a row. Aren't they, Sean? 402 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,220 -They are, Max. -As a matter of fact, Greg-- 403 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:02,090 -We have bow ties on all the crew. 404 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,080 We have smooth jazz on all the speakers 405 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,169 and wine in every glass. 406 00:16:05,179 --> 00:16:07,210 Trust me, Greg, we're all over it. 407 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,019 -Bow ties? -Uh-huh. 408 00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:10,129 -Jazz? -Yeah. 409 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:12,120 -I thought Kiley wanted to have her birthday on our boat 410 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,159 because she likes the way that we do things, 411 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,039 -Sean. -Kiley? 412 00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:18,190 Booking the boat was my idea. 413 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,009 You know, for nostalgia. 414 00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:21,159 I just wanted to remind her where she came from 415 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:24,000 before showing her where we're going. 416 00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:26,039 -That's amazing. Isn't that amazing? 417 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,039 -What does that mean? 418 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,039 -Between us... 419 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:32,179 I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight. 420 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,190 -Greg: Whoo! -(Sean chuckles) 421 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,200 -You know, it feels so good being able to say that out loud. 422 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:40,019 -Sean: Wow! Our first proposal. 423 00:16:40,029 --> 00:16:41,049 -Big time. 424 00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:42,139 Now, I'm gonna need you to help me out 425 00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:44,039 and take extra care of my Eomma. 426 00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:48,019 -Jesus, Greg. You look like an asshole in that suit. 427 00:16:49,019 --> 00:16:50,120 -Welcome aboard, Miss Kim. 428 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,139 Uh, hope you brought your dancing shoes. 429 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:54,049 -The Kims don't dance. 430 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,200 (sighs) Now, where's the bar? 431 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,110 -It's gonna be great. 432 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,190 -I like your mom, Greg. 433 00:17:15,069 --> 00:17:17,049 -Hey. Are you serious with this? 434 00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:19,190 -I am. And, uh, can you hit that top button? 435 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,180 -No! -Yeah. Please. 436 00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,160 How you guys doing? 437 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,230 -Oh, hey, welcome! 438 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,079 -So I'm thinking, if we wanna avoid Walsh, 439 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,019 our best bet is to hug the shore, 440 00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:32,009 anchor down in the cove. 441 00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:33,089 Yeah, we should be in good shape. 442 00:17:33,099 --> 00:17:35,019 -You hearing me, Max? -Were you saying something? 443 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,130 Oh, hey! There she is. 444 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,160 Ready to get behind that bar, birthday girl? Two times! 445 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,170 Unh! 446 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,089 -You guys remember my sister, Lauren. 447 00:17:43,109 --> 00:17:45,210 -Yeah, sorry about the divorce. Tough break. 448 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,200 -Hmm. Screw off, Max. 449 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,079 This boat better not sink. 450 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:50,180 -That's for sure. 451 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:53,029 'Cause I'm paying for the return trip too. 452 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,200 Come on, ladies, all aboard! 453 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,059 -Get in there! 454 00:17:56,069 --> 00:17:58,069 -Kiley: Babe, that suit looks great. 455 00:17:58,079 --> 00:17:59,069 -Hey, Max? 456 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,170 -Hmm? 457 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,170 No! 458 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,039 -(softly): Yes. -No, no-- 459 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,019 -(engine starts) 460 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,109 -(horn blaring) 461 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:15,000 -All right. You ready? You ready to do this? 462 00:18:15,009 --> 00:18:16,160 -Yeah. I'm good. -No, you're not good. 463 00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,130 Yeah, you've got a citation book, but you're forgetting 464 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,079 the number one danger out there on that lake, man. 465 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,160 What's the matter with you? The sun! 466 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,089 You got-- the sun, 'cause the lake reflects all the light up. 467 00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:29,009 -So what's this? -Uh... 468 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,160 -weird pocket dildo? -I wish! 469 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,109 -I don't know. -Sunscreen, buddy. 470 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,160 You gotta get lubed up. I can't have you burned. 471 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,079 Your tattoos will look like crumbled fresco. 472 00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:41,130 It'll look like some kinda weird Jackson Pollock, you know? Here. 473 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,180 -So much! -Look up. Look up. 474 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,180 -There you go. Now be still... -Oh, God. 475 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,049 -be still, don't talk. -What are you doing? 476 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:47,150 -Lubin' up. 477 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,099 Ooh. You-- Yeah. A lot of push-ups, I like that. 478 00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:51,210 Why are you touching my nipple like that? 479 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,140 -I don't know, I didn't expect it to be that long. 480 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,210 -Sorry. Here. -Ah! God! 481 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,000 -What the hell? -You gotta keep your eyes closed! 482 00:18:58,009 --> 00:18:59,220 You're all right. You want a nice tan line. 483 00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:01,119 -You got it in my eyes. 484 00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:03,190 -Here and I'll rub that in too. It's okay. It's okay. 485 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,029 -Oh! -It's okay. 486 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,119 -I think I can't see anymore. 487 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,069 -Let's go get those assholes. 488 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:14,039 -Okay, let's go. 489 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:47,089 -(soft jazz music playing) -(indistinct chattering) 490 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,049 -Look at her, man. 491 00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:53,039 That is her "I'm bored as hell 492 00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:54,220 but I'm trying to be polite" face. 493 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,059 Ugh, it's pathetic. 494 00:19:57,069 --> 00:19:59,029 -You know, Max, it's a great thing 495 00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:00,150 you and Kiley are just friends 496 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,000 and you're totally not in love with her. 497 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,059 Otherwise, this news of her impending engagement 498 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,130 would be one hell of a punch to the nuts, huh? 499 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,130 -I'm not "totally" in love with her. 500 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,150 -I guess the great part about being just her friend 501 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,049 and, as you specifically noted, nothing more, 502 00:20:13,059 --> 00:20:15,180 is that you'll get to help her choose out a wedding dress. 503 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,089 And when she's stressed out about the props 504 00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:19,140 in the photo booth and her batshit mother-in-law, 505 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,119 you'll get to be her totally platonic, 506 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,019 non-sexual shoulder to lean on. 507 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:27,079 And once she's married, you'll get to be her confidant. 508 00:20:27,089 --> 00:20:28,150 When she's worried that 509 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,049 Greg is no longer interested in her sexually-- 510 00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:31,079 Enough! 511 00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:38,119 -We've just never been single at the same time, 512 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:40,160 and I didn't want to mess up our friendship. 513 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,009 Besides, I've been waiting for the perfect moment. 514 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:47,009 -You've been waiting since fourth grade, man! 515 00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:48,220 -Yeah, well, there's a lot of elements that go into 516 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:51,170 the perfect moment, Jonathan. 517 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,099 Trust me, 518 00:20:53,109 --> 00:20:54,150 I'm the party guy. 519 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,200 I know a thing or two about "moments." 520 00:20:57,210 --> 00:21:00,039 -Okay, well, how about you make one! 521 00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:02,119 Okay? Before Mr. Doctor Man wifes her up? 522 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:05,160 -Yeah. 523 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,079 -Yeah. 524 00:21:07,079 --> 00:21:08,210 -You know what? You're right. 525 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:10,039 But I will need your help. 526 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:11,200 Sean putting us into the cove so you-- 527 00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:14,069 -Oh, no can do, buddy. 528 00:21:14,079 --> 00:21:16,009 Not to be selfish, but tonight is all about me, 529 00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:18,190 whoever the hell that is, and the rest of our lives together. 530 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,230 -Don't even bother. Lauren will swallow you whole. 531 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,059 -That's the plan. 532 00:21:24,109 --> 00:21:26,009 Hey, my name is Jonathan, 533 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:28,230 and I'm here to help you find your smile on this voyage. 534 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,160 -Shove that smile up your dick. 535 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:32,119 My husband screwed his life coach 536 00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:34,079 and left me with two kids and no child support, 537 00:21:34,089 --> 00:21:36,049 so pour me a goddamned whiskey. 538 00:21:38,009 --> 00:21:40,019 -Max: Charming as ever, Lauren! 539 00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:43,000 One sadness on rocks! 540 00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:44,170 -The bottle, Max. -Max: Okay. 541 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:52,029 -Twenty bucks says I take her to the township of pound. 542 00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:55,009 Yeah. 543 00:21:55,029 --> 00:21:56,160 But if I don't, I get to keep the money. 544 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,069 -That's not how betting works. -(slaps butt) 545 00:21:58,079 --> 00:21:59,200 -Oh! -I know it. 546 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,079 -(groans) 547 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:09,109 -(soft jazz music playing) 548 00:22:11,049 --> 00:22:12,049 -Lauren? 549 00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:18,230 Hey. You know we're not actually gonna sink, right? 550 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,079 -No, we're sinking. 551 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,220 We just won't know it until it's too late. 552 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,059 -Come on, it's not that bad. 553 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,210 -Listen to me, Kiley. You graduate college, 554 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,220 and everything's great. 555 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 You meet a guy. 556 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,119 And he's gorgeous and boring and predictable 557 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,039 and incredibly safe. 558 00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:42,059 And no one ever went wrong with a nice guy, right? 559 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,230 That's wrong. 560 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,230 Trust me, I know you love Greg, 561 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,210 but don't rush into anything. 562 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,069 -Are you ready for this? 563 00:22:54,079 --> 00:22:56,049 Are you ready? 564 00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:59,029 This one is special. I can tell. 565 00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:00,140 Did you see the-the anger in her eyes? 566 00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:02,099 The hatred in her voice? 567 00:23:02,109 --> 00:23:03,150 That's so hot! 568 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,200 She's the one, Little J. 569 00:23:07,059 --> 00:23:08,059 She's the one. 570 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,220 We can't screw this up. 571 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,119 Okay, no false starts. No second act slumps. 572 00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:16,109 We need to be on top of our game! 573 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:19,119 Now, I'm not gonna lie... 574 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:22,150 I'm nervous. 575 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:27,019 But you can't be, okay? 576 00:23:27,029 --> 00:23:30,059 I need you to rise like the sun in the east. 577 00:23:33,009 --> 00:23:34,180 Looking sharp, Little J. 578 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,079 Looking sharp. 579 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,220 (softly): Yeah. (clicks tongue) 580 00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:43,000 -(jazz music continues) 581 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,089 -Table one, thank you. 582 00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:54,170 So far so good, huh? 583 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,089 -Yeah, if you like funerals at sea. 584 00:23:56,109 --> 00:23:58,089 -Max, don't sta-- 585 00:23:58,109 --> 00:23:59,230 -Hey, what do you guys think? 586 00:24:00,009 --> 00:24:01,190 Proposal at sunset or under the stars? 587 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,210 -Sean: Sunset. -Max: Stars. 588 00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:05,190 -All right. I trust you, Max. 589 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,140 Stars it is. 590 00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,109 Sean, on my cue, you play that song, 591 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,180 and I'll take care of the rest, okay? 592 00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:12,000 -Yes. 593 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 -I'm excited. -Yeah! 594 00:24:14,009 --> 00:24:16,059 -I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? 595 00:24:16,069 --> 00:24:18,009 -Of course-- -Yeah, have you thought this through? 596 00:24:19,009 --> 00:24:20,170 -Did I think this through? 597 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,009 I've been rehearsing this for weeks. 598 00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:26,019 -Look, look. Do-Don't worry about a thing. Okay? 599 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,200 Everything is set. You're gonna do great. 600 00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:32,099 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah! Come on, man! 601 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,220 -(Sean chuckles) -Whoo! 602 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,230 -That's an all right dude. 603 00:24:39,029 --> 00:24:40,190 -That guy's keeping TJ Maxx in business. 604 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,119 -No, don't do that, okay? We need to get paid, Max. 605 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,109 And that only happens if Greg walks away happy. 606 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,160 -And that doesn't happen if she's having a shitty time. 607 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:51,059 Look at her, man. She's bored out of her mind! 608 00:24:52,059 --> 00:24:53,160 Come on. 609 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,009 Dr. Greg can do his thing later, okay? 610 00:24:56,019 --> 00:24:58,180 Right now, what we need... 611 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:01,039 -is to flip this party. -No. 612 00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:03,000 No, no. What about lake patrol? 613 00:25:03,009 --> 00:25:04,089 -You had the captain put us in the cove. 614 00:25:04,099 --> 00:25:06,069 You don't think we can handle Chuckie Walsh? 615 00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:09,190 Come on. Sean? 616 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,059 -All right, fine. Just promise me nobody dies tonight. 617 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,180 -We've been doin' this for seven years. 618 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,000 We haven't lost anybody yet! 619 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,079 -(sighs) I'm serious, Max. 620 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,009 Shoot. 621 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,029 -Hicks: Still nothing. 622 00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:29,039 -Walsh: Still nothing? They just pulled into the cove. 623 00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:30,079 That's gonna be the crime scene. 624 00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:32,000 You just gotta be patient, Hicks! 625 00:25:32,019 --> 00:25:34,029 -Why are you always on their case, man? 626 00:25:34,039 --> 00:25:36,039 -Because they're the reason I'm standing here on a dinghy 627 00:25:36,049 --> 00:25:38,079 with a dinghy that looks like Sammy Hagar's son 628 00:25:38,089 --> 00:25:41,079 instead of out there throwing detective cock all over town. 629 00:25:41,089 --> 00:25:43,049 -Ugh! 630 00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:45,180 -2007, that's when it all changed, my man. 631 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:47,170 2007-- I don't want these. 632 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,109 I used to break up their high school parties. 633 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,140 That was me. I was the big bad wolf. 634 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,000 "Here comes Officer Walsh, 635 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,079 everybody put your cups down and run!" 636 00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:56,160 You should have seen the looks on their dumb faces 637 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,059 when I came through the woods with my big spotlight. 638 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,210 Then I had to stop, I didn't feel like doin' that job anymore 639 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:03,170 and it was a misunderstanding. It's, uh, it's stupid. 640 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:06,049 -Wait, I remember that night. -No. That's impossible. 641 00:26:06,069 --> 00:26:07,130 -You're the guy with the big spotlight. 642 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,059 -First of all, let's keep our voices down. 643 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,200 Because water, sound travels differently 644 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,109 than it does, not water. 645 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,200 Sean told me a young man needed counseling. 646 00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:17,000 So I pulled him aside to counsel him, okay? 647 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,160 -Okay, but why was your pants down? 648 00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:22,210 -We were in a restroom. 649 00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:26,109 Makes perfect sense. 650 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:30,109 Makes perfect sense to me. And a judge. A state judge. 651 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,000 Give me these. You know what? 652 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,119 Watch this. 653 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,140 Look what I'm doing with my eyes. Watch this. 654 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,019 You see that? You're not even looking at me. 655 00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:40,180 Look what I'm doing with my eyes. Can you do this? 656 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,000 I can see just as far as those are. 657 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,039 -(tapping on mic) -(electronic feedback) 658 00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:51,069 -Hello, attention everyone, up here. 659 00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:53,079 Hello, hi. 660 00:26:53,099 --> 00:26:55,029 My name is Max. 661 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:57,000 I'm co-owner of this ship, 662 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,039 but I also happen to be an old friend of Kiley's. 663 00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:01,019 Now, as some of you know, 664 00:27:01,029 --> 00:27:04,220 Kiley was a founding staff member of the S.S. Party Boat. 665 00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:08,039 And that first summer, our original idea was 666 00:27:08,049 --> 00:27:10,180 to just park her at the dock, 667 00:27:10,190 --> 00:27:12,019 use her as a floating bar. 668 00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:15,150 But it was Kiley 669 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,180 who stood up and told us, 670 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,039 something that has moved this business forward ever since. 671 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:24,000 She said, "A ship is safe in the harbor, 672 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:26,009 but that's not what ships were built for." 673 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,049 Quickly we found out that she got that 674 00:27:30,069 --> 00:27:31,160 off of a mug at the marina giftshop. 675 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,079 -Wrap it up! 676 00:27:34,099 --> 00:27:40,039 -But that is precisely why we love Kiley so much. 677 00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:43,069 Because she knows that pursuing adventure 678 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:46,109 is much more rewarding than just sitting safely in some harbor. 679 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,230 And she also happens to be 680 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,220 the best damn bartender in all of Lake Everett. 681 00:27:50,230 --> 00:27:52,160 So watch your back, Jonathan! 682 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,190 -(laughter) 683 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,000 -Max: So raise a glass. 684 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:57,170 (glasses clinking) 685 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,200 To Kiley. 686 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:01,009 -Guests: To Kiley. 687 00:28:06,089 --> 00:28:08,000 -(splashes) 688 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,049 Now, there is one more thing 689 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,000 that Kiley Abigail Miller will not stand for. 690 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,160 And that is a boring party, okay? 691 00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:20,109 It's time to go off the script a bit. 692 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,220 -Off script? 693 00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:24,150 -So put down your cellphones, toss your inhibitions, 694 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,230 'cause it's time to boogie! 695 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,200 -(High Rollers by Photronique playing) 696 00:28:38,029 --> 00:28:42,160 I'm a jet set player yeah I'm doing life right 697 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,210 Rooftop party man them flashing lights bright 698 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:49,200 Big shot talking girl I do it all night 699 00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:52,210 Don't stop win it girl let's get it right 700 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,160 Party in the penthouse Trump Tower 701 00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:58,079 Private jets any hour 702 00:28:58,079 --> 00:29:00,099 Day or week 703 00:29:00,109 --> 00:29:04,029 Dripping all them diamonds diamonds platinum 704 00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:07,220 In my earrings so classy 705 00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:12,019 Living like high rollers that one percent 706 00:29:12,029 --> 00:29:14,000 Yeah we do it how we do it 707 00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:15,170 And then we do it again 708 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:19,140 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget 709 00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:23,059 Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet 710 00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:27,039 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 711 00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:30,230 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 712 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,160 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 713 00:29:34,170 --> 00:29:39,039 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 714 00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:44,019 Call me Cool Hand Luke 715 00:29:44,029 --> 00:29:46,079 'Cause man I really can't lose 716 00:29:46,089 --> 00:29:48,150 Party with my people... 717 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,190 -Hicks: Man, they got some fine mamacitas up there! 718 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,190 -I knew it. I knew it. I hate them. 719 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,170 I'm so jealous of the fun that they have. 720 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,150 You know what you do when you're a real cop in a real town? 721 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,089 You arrest people, you put them in handcuffs. 722 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,039 Now look at me. 723 00:30:03,049 --> 00:30:05,130 There's fish underneath us right now. 724 00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:08,000 Fuckin' fish. I go to work with fish. 725 00:30:08,009 --> 00:30:09,059 -(sighs) 726 00:30:09,079 --> 00:30:10,079 -Hey, what do you bench anyway? 727 00:30:10,089 --> 00:30:11,190 Are you a rep guy or a max guy? 728 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000 -(music continues) 729 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,089 -Out of my way! 730 00:30:18,089 --> 00:30:19,119 -Man: What the hell? 731 00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:23,119 -Ken Doll-looking motherfucker. 732 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:31,059 Ma'am? Sorry, I just wanted to make sure 733 00:30:31,069 --> 00:30:32,079 you didn't need anything. 734 00:30:32,089 --> 00:30:33,220 It can get kind of unsteady out there. 735 00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:35,130 -What I need is fresh air. 736 00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:37,130 It's rather pungent upstairs. 737 00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:40,099 Like sweat mixed with...failure. 738 00:30:40,109 --> 00:30:44,099 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to enjoy the view. 739 00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:46,000 -(screams) 740 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,079 -Max! Eomma overboard! 741 00:30:48,089 --> 00:30:50,180 Eomma is overboard! 742 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,039 -(both laughing) 743 00:30:55,130 --> 00:30:57,069 -Oh, wow! -Oh! 744 00:30:57,079 --> 00:30:59,089 When do we get to see your boyfriend's rage face? 745 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,150 Does he even have one? 746 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,000 -Greg's not much of a dancer. 747 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,079 -Well, I'm sure he has plenty of other fun, 748 00:31:05,099 --> 00:31:08,039 youthful, carefree qualities. 749 00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:09,069 -(laughs sarcastically) 750 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:11,130 -Save me, you mofos! 751 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,099 -Don't worry, I got you! 752 00:31:13,109 --> 00:31:15,160 -Wait! No! Don't touch me! 753 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:16,180 -What? 754 00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:19,130 -Black people can't swim! 755 00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:21,049 -Oh! Oh, damn! 756 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,140 -(both laughing) 757 00:31:33,210 --> 00:31:35,210 -We had fun though, didn't we? 758 00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:38,089 -Always. 759 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,160 -Um-- 760 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:42,049 -Is everything okay? Are you sick? 761 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,200 -Uh... 762 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:49,160 Kiley...ever since we were kids, 763 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,200 I've always wanted to tell you-- 764 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,230 -Oh, my God, Max. Eomma's in the water. 765 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,019 -What? -Loo-- 766 00:31:54,029 --> 00:31:55,059 -Okay, okay, okay. 767 00:31:55,069 --> 00:31:56,150 Just let me say what I was about to say-- 768 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,029 -No, go! In the water! 769 00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:02,109 Max, go! Give me the jacket! Just-- 770 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,039 -Sean: Max! Max! 771 00:32:07,069 --> 00:32:08,160 -Calm down. I'm trying to help! 772 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,049 -Hey! I was finally alone with Kiley. 773 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,160 It was the perfect moment! 774 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,119 What's the matter? You forget how to save old ladies? 775 00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:20,039 -She's racist! -She's not racist. 776 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,130 She's Asian, man! Asians can't be racist. 777 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,029 She's just old. (screaming) 778 00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:25,190 -Eomma: White devil! 779 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,180 -White devil? -White devil! 780 00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:29,140 -She is racist. 781 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,079 -What the hell is going on down there? 782 00:32:31,099 --> 00:32:33,230 -Um, Greg's Eomma fell overboard. 783 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,079 Max went in to save her, 784 00:32:35,089 --> 00:32:37,210 but I don't know why there's so much splashing. 785 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:40,069 -Because she's drowning. Lucky bitch. 786 00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:45,150 -Don't worry, ladies! I got this under control! 787 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,230 BRB. 788 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,069 -(Jonathan laughing) 789 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:54,049 -Is that guy slow or something? 790 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:57,200 -Uh, no. He just lives on Planet Jonathan. 791 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,039 It took me six weeks to train him. 792 00:33:00,049 --> 00:33:02,039 -Oh! Not that asshole too! 793 00:33:02,049 --> 00:33:04,079 -Help! I'm a very poor swimmer! 794 00:33:04,089 --> 00:33:06,039 -What are you doing out here if you can't swim? 795 00:33:06,039 --> 00:33:07,230 -I was trying to impress Kiley's sister! 796 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,109 -What? 797 00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:10,150 -Help! 798 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,140 -I'll save her. You help this idiot. 799 00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:14,119 -Max! Don't let me die! -Max: I got you. 800 00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:17,029 Max! Don't let me die! 801 00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:20,180 -I got you, just stop poking me with your keys. 802 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:23,000 -What keys? 803 00:33:26,109 --> 00:33:28,049 -Kiley: Oh, my God! 804 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,230 -Nobody panic. 805 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I'm a highly trained aquatic professional. 806 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,200 I am not gonna let you die! 807 00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:45,039 I am not gonna let you die! 808 00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:46,039 -Oh! -Oh! 809 00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,049 -(groans and coughs) 810 00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:51,119 -Oh, my God! He's got a boner! 811 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:58,109 -Dude, I was already hard when I started kissing her. 812 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,079 -Woman: Kissing her? -What the hell's going on down here? 813 00:34:00,089 --> 00:34:02,039 Eomma, are you okay? 814 00:34:02,049 --> 00:34:05,069 -Becky: Oh, my God! This shit is going viral! 815 00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:11,159 -We're gonna need a bigger boat. 816 00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:20,039 -You sure you're okay, Eomma? 817 00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:22,039 -I'm fine. Stop fussing over me. 818 00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:23,190 -(softly): Do you still have the ring? 819 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:30,119 -You gotta be careful with this. I don't trust the black guy. 820 00:34:32,079 --> 00:34:34,219 Now, someone get me some aspirin. 821 00:34:34,230 --> 00:34:37,190 My head is throbbing like that bartender's cock. 822 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:41,019 Hurry! Oh, jeez. 823 00:34:43,030 --> 00:34:44,090 -Here you go. 824 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,199 Uh-- It's-- Okay. 825 00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:53,010 You know what? Here. Take two. 826 00:34:58,119 --> 00:35:00,019 -Eomma: Ooh. 827 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:02,019 -Dude, what were you thinking? 828 00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:03,079 Full mast? 829 00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:04,110 So soon? 830 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:07,230 We don't want to scare Lauren, 831 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,210 we wanna...woo her, all right? 832 00:35:12,099 --> 00:35:13,119 Don't get me wrong... 833 00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:17,139 it was impressive the way you handled that cold water. 834 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:20,119 You didn't back down for a second. 835 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,019 Look, I know how you can get, right? 836 00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:26,139 You wanna-- you wanna rush in there, 837 00:35:26,150 --> 00:35:28,170 you wanna save the day, we all do, be the hero. 838 00:35:31,090 --> 00:35:34,210 I need you to be patient... and trust me. Okay? 839 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,010 That's all I need. 840 00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:39,159 I need you to stand down, soldier. 841 00:35:42,079 --> 00:35:43,130 (sighs) 842 00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:48,070 That a boy. That...a...boy. 843 00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,210 -Bro, you told me you fixed the railing! 844 00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:55,110 -I did! Which railing were you talking about? 845 00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:57,059 -Dude, this shit is awesome! 846 00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:58,159 -You delete that video! 847 00:35:58,159 --> 00:35:59,219 -Freedom of the press, dude! 848 00:35:59,230 --> 00:36:01,019 -Yeah, don't censor her. 849 00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:03,059 -I can't believe I trusted you. 850 00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:04,159 A woman almost died. 851 00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:07,000 And you're uploading the evidence to Instagram? 852 00:36:08,110 --> 00:36:10,039 -Come on, Sean. 853 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:12,010 Chuckie Walsh has never even heard of Instagram. 854 00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:18,010 -These guys are dumber than we thought. 855 00:36:18,019 --> 00:36:20,090 -Yeah. Only three hashtags? 856 00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:21,119 What losers. 857 00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:24,000 -Total losers. What's a hashtag? 858 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,130 -It's-- -I'm talking about the old lady 859 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:27,079 almost dying. 860 00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:28,090 -Oh. 861 00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:31,230 Why don't we just go in? 862 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,230 -We can't go in, because the old lady has to be dead. 863 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,070 Unfortunately, she didn't die. 864 00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:37,159 -Right. 865 00:36:40,099 --> 00:36:41,139 You're kidding, right? 866 00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:44,219 -Is that a home perm? 867 00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:46,210 I want to get one, but I don't think I have enough hair. 868 00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:49,199 -All right, that's it. 869 00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:52,010 I'm getting this party back under control. Give it up. 870 00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:53,059 -Give what up? 871 00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:55,079 -Max. -Sean. 872 00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,090 -Max. 873 00:36:58,159 --> 00:37:00,010 -Sean. 874 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:13,159 -From now on, we're sticking to the script. 875 00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:16,010 -(dance music playing) 876 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,110 -(soft jazz music playing) 877 00:37:23,079 --> 00:37:25,019 -It's time to call in the big guns. 878 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:28,039 -Walsh: What are these guys gonna do next? 879 00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:29,199 Look at this! Nobody's wearing a life-vest. 880 00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:31,010 That's just safety! 881 00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:35,130 -(screaming) 882 00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:41,130 Who among ye be ready to die? 883 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:43,159 -'Cause as of this moment... 884 00:37:43,159 --> 00:37:45,079 (cackles) 885 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:48,170 ...we pirates be taking over this boat. 886 00:37:48,179 --> 00:37:54,039 -And we be taking you to...Fun Town! 887 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:56,039 -Ha ha ha! Arrr! -Yes! There they are! 888 00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:57,070 Hey, guys! 889 00:37:58,139 --> 00:37:59,230 -(Kiley gasps) 890 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,110 Max! Water war? 891 00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:03,070 -Water war! 892 00:38:03,079 --> 00:38:04,119 -(laughs) 893 00:38:04,119 --> 00:38:06,000 -Male pirate: Two teams there be: 894 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:07,219 Red the color of blood 895 00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:10,039 and blue the color of the sea. 896 00:38:10,050 --> 00:38:12,130 -Female pirate: The rules are simple. 897 00:38:12,139 --> 00:38:15,110 Only head shots count. 898 00:38:15,119 --> 00:38:18,210 -Male pirate: Three headshots, and ye be out! 899 00:38:18,219 --> 00:38:22,050 -Female pirate: Where ye is shot, there ye shall fall. 900 00:38:22,059 --> 00:38:26,050 -Male pirate: Last one standing be the winner! 901 00:38:26,059 --> 00:38:28,099 -Female pirate: Are ye ready? 902 00:38:28,119 --> 00:38:30,000 Are ye set! 903 00:38:31,159 --> 00:38:32,159 -Both: Go! 904 00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:34,000 -Ha ha! 905 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Fly, Carmichael, fly! 906 00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:40,119 -(screaming) 907 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:48,139 -You go right, and I go left. 908 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:50,010 -I feel like he's right in front of us. 909 00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:53,079 -I know, I just wanted to feel cool. 910 00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:55,070 You know, like an assassin. 911 00:38:55,079 --> 00:38:57,099 -Aww, you're my little assassin. 912 00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:09,119 -(women screaming) 913 00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:31,219 -You guys are on the same team! 914 00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:58,079 915 00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:46,070 -(gunshot) 916 00:40:59,130 --> 00:41:00,159 -(click) 917 00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:08,199 -(gunshot) 918 00:41:36,199 --> 00:41:38,010 -Why? 919 00:41:38,019 --> 00:41:40,139 Why, Little J? Why was she immune 920 00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:42,059 to all of our fire power? 921 00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:43,210 Both barrels, both guns? (imitating gunfire) 922 00:41:45,090 --> 00:41:47,139 The plot thickens, doesn't it? 923 00:41:47,150 --> 00:41:50,059 Hmmm, Lauren and I are going to have beautiful babies. 924 00:41:51,059 --> 00:41:53,219 So beautiful. Ooh! It kicked! 925 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,079 (chuckles) 926 00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:57,130 -'Cause it's a soccer ball! Get it? It kicked it! 927 00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:10,059 -Murder on the high seas 928 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,110 part of one of your lists, Greggy-boy? 929 00:42:20,010 --> 00:42:22,090 -Oh! Save yourself! 930 00:42:23,150 --> 00:42:25,139 Save yourself, baby! 931 00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:27,170 (grunting) 932 00:42:27,179 --> 00:42:30,119 I'll always...love you. 933 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,070 -No! 934 00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:40,019 935 00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:03,000 -Sorry, Max. But it's my party. 936 00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:06,190 -Just, uh, wait-- Just one second. 937 00:43:06,199 --> 00:43:11,050 Just-- You can, but just wait one second. 938 00:43:14,170 --> 00:43:16,000 Jonathan, hit it! 939 00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:23,119 Uh, Jonathan! 940 00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:27,000 Can you hit it? 941 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,150 -On it! I'll hit it! 942 00:43:34,059 --> 00:43:37,059 -(music playing) -(Kiley gasps) 943 00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:41,039 -(both singing along) One, you're like a dream come true 944 00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:44,159 Two, just wanna be with you 945 00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:48,090 Three, girl, it's plain to see 946 00:43:48,099 --> 00:43:52,030 That you're the only one for me 947 00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:55,210 Four, repeat steps one through three 948 00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:59,099 Five, make you fall in love with me 949 00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:04,179 If ever I believe my work is done 950 00:44:04,199 --> 00:44:08,159 Then I'll start back at one 951 00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:11,119 Yeah yeah 952 00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:12,170 So... 953 00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:17,159 -Walsh: All right, where we at now? 954 00:44:17,179 --> 00:44:21,039 -Uhh, we peaked at 73 decibels. 955 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:23,019 And the lake limit is 80. 956 00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:24,139 -Dammit! 957 00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:26,139 The silky, dulcet tones of Brian McKnight 958 00:44:26,150 --> 00:44:27,190 are not getting us there. 959 00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:31,079 -Hey, uh, you don't think you're going off the deep end 960 00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:33,039 a little too much there, Chuck? 961 00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:36,139 -I have not gone nearly deep enough. 962 00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:38,110 -(music continues in distance) 963 00:44:39,159 --> 00:44:41,159 -Jonathan: Max! Dude, yeah. Yeah. 964 00:44:41,159 --> 00:44:43,199 -Yeah! Yeah. -What the hell was that? 965 00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:45,210 How was I supposed to know that was their song? 966 00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:49,119 -Oh, my goodness, that was amazing! 967 00:44:49,130 --> 00:44:51,079 How'd you know that was Greg and I's karaoke song? 968 00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:53,190 -I didn't! I-I thought it was our song! 969 00:44:53,199 --> 00:44:55,039 You remember the eighth grade trip to D.C. 970 00:44:55,050 --> 00:44:56,159 We wore that song out! 971 00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:58,070 -Brian McKnight is Greg's spirit animal. 972 00:44:58,079 --> 00:44:59,219 You're the best! 973 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:01,030 -You're welcome! 974 00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:03,039 (sighs) 975 00:45:03,039 --> 00:45:05,139 -Dude, that was genius! 976 00:45:05,150 --> 00:45:07,210 -Oh, yeah? -See, I thought you were going rogue with the pirates 977 00:45:07,219 --> 00:45:09,190 but a nostalgic watergun fight 978 00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:12,179 moving seamlessly into a romantic dance moment? 979 00:45:12,190 --> 00:45:14,159 That's next level shit! 980 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:16,039 -I like it. Keep it up. -Sure. 981 00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:17,199 -There's no sign of lake patrol. You keep it up. 982 00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:19,090 -Yeah, man, I meant to do it! 983 00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:25,130 -Max! You were so right! That Kiley chick is so cool! 984 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:29,210 I mean, holy shit, her drinks are awesome. 985 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:31,170 She is the Nicki Minaj to your Nickelback. 986 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:33,039 -Nickelback is misunderstood! 987 00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:37,110 -And I could mix circles around Kiley. -(scoffs) 988 00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:38,199 -I don't know about circles. 989 00:45:40,159 --> 00:45:41,159 In fact... 990 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,230 Ill bet you that you couldn't. 991 00:45:45,019 --> 00:45:47,219 -(laughing) 992 00:45:47,230 --> 00:45:50,110 That...was...awesome! That was great! 993 00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:52,039 -(both laugh) 994 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,090 -That was great. -Hey. You. 995 00:45:53,099 --> 00:45:55,210 It was you. All day. Mow-wow-wow. 996 00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:58,079 -Female pirate: Okay, let's get outta here. 997 00:45:58,090 --> 00:46:00,150 -You're not going anywhere, water scum. 998 00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:03,079 Say bye-bye! (grunts) 999 00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:05,039 -Lady! That's a rental! -That's our boat! 1000 00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:08,010 -You thought you could take me out, didn't you? 1001 00:46:08,019 --> 00:46:10,150 -You do know we're party pirates, right? 1002 00:46:10,159 --> 00:46:12,110 We had a bar mitzvah last night. 1003 00:46:12,119 --> 00:46:15,150 My Father was a Kuk Sool master. 1004 00:46:15,159 --> 00:46:18,130 Hand-to-hand combat. Up close and personal. 1005 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,219 -(screams) 1006 00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:23,059 -Everything he learned, he passed on to me. 1007 00:46:23,070 --> 00:46:25,150 Now, back! Back off! 1008 00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:28,010 Get in there! Get in there! 1009 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:29,099 Now! 1010 00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:30,110 Get in there! 1011 00:46:31,170 --> 00:46:35,110 Baby baby baby baby baby 1012 00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:36,230 -That's how I won the war. 1013 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,150 That's right. Took this baby all the way 1014 00:46:40,159 --> 00:46:42,150 -to Vietnam. -(clears throat) 1015 00:46:42,159 --> 00:46:43,150 -What? 1016 00:46:43,159 --> 00:46:46,039 -(Jonathan singing) 1017 00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:47,199 -What? 1018 00:46:47,210 --> 00:46:49,130 -You wanna bang Jonathan. 1019 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,039 -Supersoaker? I don't think so. 1020 00:46:53,090 --> 00:46:55,190 -Come on. That's why I brought you here. 1021 00:46:55,199 --> 00:46:57,210 -How long has it been? -It's...forever. 1022 00:46:57,230 --> 00:46:59,050 It's been forever. 1023 00:46:59,070 --> 00:47:01,099 -Yeah, exactly. (clicking tongue) 1024 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:04,119 On my boat pourin' drinks for ladies... 1025 00:47:04,139 --> 00:47:07,019 -My ex-husband left me for methmouth. 1026 00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:08,059 -So what? 1027 00:47:08,070 --> 00:47:10,139 -So, clearly, having sex with me 1028 00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:12,050 is like riding a rusty Ferris wheel. 1029 00:47:14,139 --> 00:47:17,079 -So let him scrape off some rust and lube you up! 1030 00:47:17,090 --> 00:47:19,099 -Excuse me, princess. But I need to steal the guest of honor 1031 00:47:19,110 --> 00:47:21,039 to help me settle a bet. Okay? 1032 00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:30,159 -What the hell is he doin' now? 1033 00:47:33,090 --> 00:47:35,150 -Are you even-- -Hicks: I can't see. I don't have binoculars. 1034 00:47:38,210 --> 00:47:40,119 -(guests cheering) 1035 00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:43,039 -Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! 1036 00:47:43,059 --> 00:47:45,110 It's time to settle this one once and for all. 1037 00:47:45,119 --> 00:47:48,190 Who is the best party boat bartender 1038 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,210 on all of Lake Everett? Now here are the rules. 1039 00:47:50,219 --> 00:47:52,079 You'll be making three drinks... 1040 00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:55,199 in three different rounds. 1041 00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,079 The best two out of three drinks 1042 00:47:57,090 --> 00:47:58,190 will win the entire competition. 1043 00:47:58,199 --> 00:48:00,030 -Too easy. 1044 00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:02,010 -Total cakewalk. -Who's the judge? 1045 00:48:08,039 --> 00:48:11,210 -Drink number one: Your very best rum cocktail. 1046 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:13,210 -Ooh! 1047 00:48:13,219 --> 00:48:15,170 -You only have one minute for each round. 1048 00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:17,000 Your time... 1049 00:48:17,139 --> 00:48:18,179 starts... 1050 00:48:20,079 --> 00:48:21,079 (whispering): now. 1051 00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:24,059 -(guests cheering) 1052 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:26,230 -Max: All right, flexing is not part of the competition. Okay? 1053 00:48:29,010 --> 00:48:30,210 All right, there she goes. 1054 00:48:30,219 --> 00:48:32,159 Looks like she's going for something modern 1055 00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:34,039 and sophisticated. 1056 00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:37,099 Meanwhile, Jonathan is just smashing citrus fruits. 1057 00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:39,059 Whoa! Behind the back! 1058 00:48:39,079 --> 00:48:41,119 Nice move from Jonathan. He actually caught it. 1059 00:48:41,130 --> 00:48:43,039 Shake that shaker, girl! 1060 00:48:43,039 --> 00:48:45,199 Are you ready for Kiley or are you ready for Jonathan! 1061 00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:47,230 -Sean's taking all bets! -(guests chanting "Kiley") 1062 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,119 -Who do you got? Who do you got? 1063 00:48:49,139 --> 00:48:50,219 Something's coming together, 1064 00:48:50,230 --> 00:48:52,179 looks like a fruity daiquiri of some kind. 1065 00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:54,039 All right, all right, here we go! 1066 00:48:54,039 --> 00:48:56,079 And time! Time! Time! 1067 00:48:56,079 --> 00:48:58,139 Stop. Stop. Back away, missy! 1068 00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:59,230 Back away. 1069 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:01,190 Lauren? 1070 00:49:01,199 --> 00:49:04,159 -I call it "Girls, We Rum the World." 1071 00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:06,079 -(chuckles) -Woman: Yeah, ladies! 1072 00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:09,150 -(slurps) 1073 00:49:09,159 --> 00:49:12,050 -(guests applauding) -Lauren: Very nice. 1074 00:49:15,059 --> 00:49:17,119 -I call that the "Crooked Cock and Hairy Balls." 1075 00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:19,139 -(guests laughing) 1076 00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:20,170 -(Lauren clears throat) 1077 00:49:26,090 --> 00:49:28,070 -Max: Okay. Yeah. -Just-- 1078 00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:30,070 Yeah. I'm just gonna call this one. Winner! 1079 00:49:30,079 --> 00:49:31,199 -Woman: Whoo! -What? 1080 00:49:31,199 --> 00:49:34,079 -Woman: Go, Kiley! 1081 00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:38,000 -All right, round numero dos. 1082 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,050 Let's keep it easy. 1083 00:49:40,059 --> 00:49:42,119 -Shots. -Greg: You can do it, sweetie. 1084 00:49:42,130 --> 00:49:44,059 -Thanks, babe. 1085 00:49:44,070 --> 00:49:45,059 -Max: Ready? 1086 00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:47,079 Go. 1087 00:49:48,190 --> 00:49:50,170 Oh, God, Jonathan, what are you doing? 1088 00:49:50,179 --> 00:49:52,099 -Uh, could you pass me that gin? 1089 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:58,000 -That's not a health code violation, ladies! 1090 00:49:58,010 --> 00:49:59,159 He's been tested! 1091 00:50:02,179 --> 00:50:05,190 That's a health code violation! 1092 00:50:05,199 --> 00:50:07,119 All right, looks like they're almost done. 1093 00:50:07,119 --> 00:50:09,079 Who likes shots? You like shots? 1094 00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:11,090 You like shots. You like shots. You like shots. 1095 00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:13,119 You get a shot. And you get a shot. 1096 00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:14,199 And you get a shot. 1097 00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:16,179 All right, Kiley's just finishing up. 1098 00:50:16,190 --> 00:50:18,230 Here comes-- It's getting right down to the wire. 1099 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,219 Jonathan better hurry up. 1100 00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:24,050 Five, four, three... (chuckles) 1101 00:50:24,059 --> 00:50:26,050 two, one, time! Time. Time. Time. 1102 00:50:26,059 --> 00:50:27,079 -(buzzer sounds) 1103 00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:29,230 Whoo! 1104 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,030 Shots. 1105 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:33,190 -This is a "Dirty Harry." 1106 00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:36,030 Do you feel lucky? Bitch? 1107 00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:48,039 -Uh, it's definitely dirty. 1108 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,039 -All right, well, 1109 00:50:52,039 --> 00:50:54,219 in honor of my Dr. Greg, 1110 00:50:54,230 --> 00:50:58,000 who's thrown such a wonderful party, 1111 00:50:58,019 --> 00:50:59,119 please enjoy some "Novocaine." 1112 00:51:07,050 --> 00:51:08,039 What? 1113 00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:10,070 Impossible. 1114 00:51:11,159 --> 00:51:13,219 Mmm. Oh, God, gross. 1115 00:51:13,230 --> 00:51:17,010 Greg, I told you to give me gin, not vodka. 1116 00:51:17,019 --> 00:51:18,079 -I-I'm sorry. 1117 00:51:18,090 --> 00:51:20,039 -Never trust an orthodontist! 1118 00:51:20,039 --> 00:51:22,010 Jonathan takes round two. 1119 00:51:22,019 --> 00:51:26,079 And now, for the final and most important round. 1120 00:51:29,050 --> 00:51:30,199 Bartender's choice. 1121 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:32,170 You have one minute... 1122 00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,079 to prepare... 1123 00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,230 any drink you want. 1124 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000 And the clock...starts now. 1125 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,070 -(guests cheering) 1126 00:51:41,079 --> 00:51:43,190 -Max: It all comes down to this, party people! 1127 00:51:43,199 --> 00:51:45,230 The master versus the moron! 1128 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,210 Will Kiley keep her title? 1129 00:51:47,219 --> 00:51:51,039 Will Jonathan remember to keep his shorts on? 1130 00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:52,139 It's anybody's game! 1131 00:51:54,079 --> 00:51:56,079 Oh, oh, he's walking away! He's walking away! 1132 00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:58,090 Oh! He's comin back! Here he comes! 1133 00:51:59,130 --> 00:52:01,139 Oh, he's got nothing on her! 1134 00:52:01,159 --> 00:52:03,219 Three, two, one! 1135 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,099 Hands up. Drinks down. 1136 00:52:06,119 --> 00:52:07,170 All right. 1137 00:52:07,179 --> 00:52:11,000 -Kiley: This, I call a "Quarter-Life Crisis." 1138 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,079 Something we all know a thing or two about. 1139 00:52:16,079 --> 00:52:18,119 -Oh, shit. That's good, girl. 1140 00:52:19,230 --> 00:52:21,199 -Uh-huh, whatever. 1141 00:52:21,199 --> 00:52:23,070 Who needs good when you have... 1142 00:52:24,179 --> 00:52:26,099 the "Dwayne Johnson." 1143 00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:28,090 Strong as hell, but everybody thinks it's over-rated. 1144 00:52:28,099 --> 00:52:29,130 But they're wrong. 1145 00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:35,190 -Max: Survey says... 1146 00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:39,219 -Jonathan: Oh, yes, there you went! 1147 00:52:39,230 --> 00:52:42,099 Ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba. 1148 00:52:42,119 --> 00:52:45,179 -That means that the winner and still 1149 00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:49,130 reigning champion of the Lake Everett 1150 00:52:49,139 --> 00:52:53,210 party boat bartender extravaganza is... 1151 00:52:56,079 --> 00:52:58,110 The Kileynator! Yeah! 1152 00:52:58,119 --> 00:53:00,179 -Jonathan: Are you kidding me? Max! 1153 00:53:00,190 --> 00:53:03,000 -Yes! Yes! -Max: Whoo! 1154 00:53:03,019 --> 00:53:05,119 -Woman: Whoo! -Wow! 1155 00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:08,119 -Dude, that was so much fun. -Mm. 1156 00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:11,110 So...what do I win? 1157 00:53:11,119 --> 00:53:14,110 -Oh. Well, I do have one more surprise for you. 1158 00:53:14,119 --> 00:53:16,010 -Follow me. -Of course you do. 1159 00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:19,099 I'll be right back, babe. 1160 00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,130 -Let's go. 1161 00:53:20,139 --> 00:53:21,219 That was amazing. Whoo! 1162 00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:23,210 -That was good. 1163 00:53:23,219 --> 00:53:26,170 She's still got it. (chuckles) 1164 00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:30,090 -I think I need to move this proposal up. 1165 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:33,079 -Sure thing. When? -To now. 1166 00:53:34,230 --> 00:53:37,130 -Okay, uh, I just need to cue up a few-- -No, no, no, sorry. 1167 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:38,230 Let me put this another way. 1168 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,110 If you don't get Max under control 1169 00:53:40,119 --> 00:53:42,139 and you don't pull this proposal off without a hitch, 1170 00:53:42,150 --> 00:53:44,079 I'm not paying for any of this. You understand? 1171 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,010 -Yeah. 1172 00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:51,110 -This way, right this way. -What are-- 1173 00:53:51,119 --> 00:53:54,059 -My birthday surprise is a trip to the storage room? 1174 00:53:54,070 --> 00:53:56,110 -Not exactly, I gotta find it. Just, uh-- 1175 00:53:56,119 --> 00:53:58,119 -Oh, my God, 1176 00:53:58,130 --> 00:54:00,010 you still have this old thing? 1177 00:54:00,010 --> 00:54:02,159 -Oh, yeah. I love this hoodie! 1178 00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:04,130 -Whatever happened to my red hoodie? 1179 00:54:04,139 --> 00:54:08,010 -Currently, it is being worn by a mechanical large-mouthed bass 1180 00:54:08,019 --> 00:54:09,130 -at the bottom of the lake. -Oh. 1181 00:54:09,139 --> 00:54:12,039 -Now I'm jealous of a cozy, singing fish. 1182 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,230 -Spotlight good? -Greg: Sean, 1183 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,070 I can't find Kiley anywhere. 1184 00:54:16,079 --> 00:54:18,000 -Hey, everything is all good. I got it set. 1185 00:54:18,010 --> 00:54:19,210 -We're ready to go-- -No. I need to find her now. 1186 00:54:19,230 --> 00:54:21,119 -Let's go. -Okay. 1187 00:54:22,199 --> 00:54:24,190 -Whoa! (gasps) 1188 00:54:24,199 --> 00:54:26,030 Do you remember this? 1189 00:54:27,079 --> 00:54:28,179 -Diver Dan. 1190 00:54:28,190 --> 00:54:30,070 Came out of retirement at his own party 1191 00:54:30,079 --> 00:54:32,070 to jump in the lake and save that entire family. 1192 00:54:32,079 --> 00:54:34,010 -Oh, what a legend. -Yeah. 1193 00:54:35,159 --> 00:54:37,010 -(laughing) 1194 00:54:41,099 --> 00:54:42,190 Hey. 1195 00:54:42,199 --> 00:54:44,230 -The nurses! The spring fling, right? 1196 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,010 -Yeah! By the end of the night, 1197 00:54:46,019 --> 00:54:47,119 they were giving each other IV drips. 1198 00:54:47,130 --> 00:54:49,219 -That's not all they were giving each other. -(laughs) 1199 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,019 Ah-hah! I found it! 1200 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,199 -What? 1201 00:54:53,210 --> 00:54:54,199 -This. 1202 00:54:55,199 --> 00:54:56,199 -What is this? 1203 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,159 -This is the flower that I gave you 1204 00:55:01,159 --> 00:55:04,119 the night of your last party ever on the boat. 1205 00:55:04,119 --> 00:55:06,079 -Senior's last dance! 1206 00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:08,230 -Yes! Yeah. -I remember you gave it to me at the bar! 1207 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,119 -Yeah. 1208 00:55:10,139 --> 00:55:11,199 -Why do you still have this? 1209 00:55:11,219 --> 00:55:13,199 -Just needed a memento. 1210 00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:16,059 -Of a high school graduation party? 1211 00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:19,210 -Of the night...that I knew... 1212 00:55:19,219 --> 00:55:21,210 -That you knew what? 1213 00:55:21,219 --> 00:55:24,030 -That I knew that-- -(door opens) 1214 00:55:24,039 --> 00:55:26,079 -There you are. I've been looking for you! 1215 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:29,159 -Uh, Max was helping me find my bartending prize. 1216 00:55:29,170 --> 00:55:32,079 -Yep! And we're still looking for it so-- 1217 00:55:32,090 --> 00:55:33,159 -Could you come back to the deck, baby? 1218 00:55:33,170 --> 00:55:35,039 There's something I wanna show you. 1219 00:55:35,039 --> 00:55:37,130 -More surprises! -Well... 1220 00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:39,070 it's a surprise in that it's something 1221 00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:41,130 I've meticulously planned for months, 1222 00:55:41,150 --> 00:55:43,030 preparing for every contingency, 1223 00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:45,079 leaving no room for unplanned results. 1224 00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:47,139 -So, yeah! Sure! -Cool. 1225 00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:56,230 -Get out of my way. -I can't have you messing up the program. 1226 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,190 -And I can't have Kiley marrying that jackass. 1227 00:55:58,199 --> 00:56:00,059 -I know you love her. 1228 00:56:00,070 --> 00:56:02,070 I know you've loved her since forever, 1229 00:56:02,079 --> 00:56:04,019 but stopping him from what he's about to do right now 1230 00:56:04,030 --> 00:56:05,050 is not the right move, man. 1231 00:56:05,059 --> 00:56:06,139 -Oh, what. 1232 00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:08,000 It's all about money, I'm assuming, huh? 1233 00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:09,139 -Oh, you mean that thing we have none of 1234 00:56:09,150 --> 00:56:11,019 because every time we leave the marina, 1235 00:56:11,039 --> 00:56:12,059 you find a way to get us fined. 1236 00:56:12,079 --> 00:56:14,079 -Money is your thing! 1237 00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:15,170 So you deal with it. 1238 00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:22,110 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1239 00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:24,170 Sean! Come on! What are you doing? 1240 00:56:24,190 --> 00:56:25,210 -Sean: I'm dealing with it! 1241 00:56:25,230 --> 00:56:27,119 -First mates forever? 1242 00:56:30,079 --> 00:56:31,079 -(door knob rattles) 1243 00:56:31,099 --> 00:56:32,219 -(sighs) 1244 00:56:34,199 --> 00:56:35,230 I'm sorry. 1245 00:56:37,059 --> 00:56:39,219 I screwed everything up. I thought my, 1246 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:42,039 my bartending prowess could get the job done. 1247 00:56:44,179 --> 00:56:46,070 I needed your energy up there. 1248 00:56:47,150 --> 00:56:48,190 Your spark. 1249 00:56:50,099 --> 00:56:51,219 Okay, 1250 00:56:51,230 --> 00:56:54,039 let's keep it together, man, okay? 1251 00:56:54,039 --> 00:56:56,199 If we dig deep and work as a team, 1252 00:56:56,199 --> 00:56:59,019 we can find a way to get Lauren's heart racing. 1253 00:57:02,039 --> 00:57:03,079 I have an idea. 1254 00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:05,119 Follow me. 1255 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,190 -Tough loss. 1256 00:57:11,199 --> 00:57:13,199 -Mmm, I threw it on purpose. 1257 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,159 Made a bet with Max that I'd win. 1258 00:57:19,199 --> 00:57:21,059 Mm. 1259 00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:23,230 Come on. I want to show you something. 1260 00:57:25,090 --> 00:57:26,110 -Okay. 1261 00:57:28,150 --> 00:57:31,030 -In Korea, this is called jug-eum-ui chum... 1262 00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:34,079 the Dance of Death. 1263 00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:37,079 Throughout his entire life, my father was undefeated 1264 00:57:37,090 --> 00:57:39,199 and tonight, I will continue his legacy. 1265 00:57:42,230 --> 00:57:46,190 Aaaaaah! 1266 00:57:46,199 --> 00:57:48,050 (grunts) 1267 00:57:48,070 --> 00:57:49,119 Now you. 1268 00:57:51,230 --> 00:57:54,000 -Stupid slow finger. 1269 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,150 Man, this is the bullshit I'm talking about. 1270 00:57:56,159 --> 00:58:00,159 (breathing deeply) 1271 00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:05,179 A tisket a tasket a green and yellow basket 1272 00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:07,079 -Pathetic! 1273 00:58:07,090 --> 00:58:10,050 -Father, guide my hand. 1274 00:58:11,119 --> 00:58:14,030 -(guests cheering) 1275 00:58:23,179 --> 00:58:25,119 -Who is the victor? -Crowd: Eomma! 1276 00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:26,199 -Who is the victor? -Crowd: Eomma! 1277 00:58:26,210 --> 00:58:29,030 -Who is the victor? -Crowd: Eomma! 1278 00:58:30,079 --> 00:58:31,159 -Both: Oh! -Oh! 1279 00:58:32,159 --> 00:58:33,199 -Crowd: Oh! 1280 00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:35,199 -Eternal shame! 1281 00:58:35,199 --> 00:58:38,159 (screaming) 1282 00:58:38,159 --> 00:58:40,210 -Greg: Can I get everybody up on the main deck please. 1283 00:58:45,099 --> 00:58:48,039 -You're going through some heavy stuff right now, aren't you? -Yes. 1284 00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:51,019 -Divorce. Heartbreak. Self-loathing. -Yes. 1285 00:58:51,030 --> 00:58:53,170 -Mmm. Colors are muted, food has no taste. -Yes! 1286 00:58:53,179 --> 00:58:55,059 -What do you need, Lauren? 1287 00:58:55,070 --> 00:58:56,079 -I need-- 1288 00:58:56,090 --> 00:58:57,170 -What do you need? 1289 00:58:57,179 --> 00:58:59,119 -I need... 1290 00:59:01,010 --> 00:59:04,059 -that Dwayne Johnson. -Hmm. 1291 00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:06,190 -Testing. Testing. Testing, one, two, three. 1292 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,110 K-I-L-E-Y. 1293 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,030 L-O-V-E. 1294 00:59:13,159 --> 00:59:14,199 Y-O-U. 1295 00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:18,190 Lights! 1296 00:59:18,199 --> 00:59:20,119 -(soft jazz music playing) 1297 00:59:23,070 --> 00:59:25,199 -Good evening, everybody. 1298 00:59:25,210 --> 00:59:28,199 I'm up here because I have something very important to say. 1299 00:59:28,210 --> 00:59:29,199 So here goes. 1300 00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:32,019 -(grunts) 1301 00:59:33,030 --> 00:59:34,139 Oh! Ah! 1302 00:59:37,059 --> 00:59:39,039 -Lauren: Okay, okay. 1303 00:59:39,039 --> 00:59:40,090 -Kiley... 1304 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,210 you are the center of my universe. 1305 00:59:45,219 --> 00:59:47,019 You're the light... 1306 00:59:48,070 --> 00:59:50,039 that illuminates my life. 1307 00:59:50,050 --> 00:59:53,039 -(panting) 1308 00:59:53,050 --> 00:59:57,039 Well, it's a good thing I am one negligent bastard. 1309 01:00:08,190 --> 01:00:10,000 -Oh, yeah. 1310 01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:13,039 -(grunting) 1311 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,030 -Walsh: What the hell is he doing? 1312 01:00:18,039 --> 01:00:20,039 -I remember the first day that we met. 1313 01:00:21,179 --> 01:00:24,079 I saw you from across the room. 1314 01:00:24,090 --> 01:00:27,000 You threw your head back, and you started to laugh. 1315 01:00:29,010 --> 01:00:31,159 It was the most beautiful smile I've ever seen. 1316 01:00:31,159 --> 01:00:34,000 -Crowd: Aww. -Aww. 1317 01:00:34,010 --> 01:00:35,150 -I knew from that instant that my life 1318 01:00:35,159 --> 01:00:36,230 would never be the same. 1319 01:00:39,139 --> 01:00:40,139 But here's the thing: 1320 01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:42,199 If you all know Kiley, 1321 01:00:42,219 --> 01:00:44,070 you know what her favorite show is, right? 1322 01:00:44,079 --> 01:00:45,119 -Crowd: So You Think You Can Dance! 1323 01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:46,219 -So You Think You Can Dance! 1324 01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:50,099 -Jonathan: Okay. All right. -Lauren: Come on! Come on. 1325 01:00:50,110 --> 01:00:51,210 -She never misses an episode, 1326 01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,130 which means, 1327 01:00:54,139 --> 01:00:56,199 for better or worse, I never miss an episode. 1328 01:00:56,210 --> 01:00:58,190 -(laughing) 1329 01:00:58,199 --> 01:01:01,150 -So a few months back... 1330 01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:04,039 I was thinking how can I make tonight extra special. 1331 01:01:05,130 --> 01:01:07,000 -And so... -No. 1332 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,179 -Yes! -No. Really? 1333 01:01:08,199 --> 01:01:10,039 (gasps) 1334 01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:13,039 -Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! -Okay. Okay. 1335 01:01:13,050 --> 01:01:14,230 -Come on up here, guys! 1336 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1337 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,110 -Oh, God! This is incredible. 1338 01:01:18,119 --> 01:01:20,000 -(snaps fingers) Hit the music, Sean. 1339 01:01:21,039 --> 01:01:23,039 -(music playing) 1340 01:01:25,159 --> 01:01:28,110 -(guests cheering) 1341 01:01:29,159 --> 01:01:31,230 Jump left right up and down 1342 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,099 Left right up and down 1343 01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:35,139 -Ha! 1344 01:01:37,019 --> 01:01:38,019 -Oh! 1345 01:01:38,030 --> 01:01:40,130 -This is gonna be fun. (grunting) 1346 01:01:40,139 --> 01:01:42,150 Left right up and down stop 1347 01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:43,179 Show me something... 1348 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:47,199 -What the hell's gotten into you? 1349 01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:50,000 -Aspirin. -Oh, no! 1350 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,170 Greg's mom! Those weren't aspirin. 1351 01:01:52,190 --> 01:01:54,170 -Sweet dreams, boy band. 1352 01:01:54,190 --> 01:01:56,199 -Oh! Ah! 1353 01:01:56,210 --> 01:01:59,050 -Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 1354 01:01:59,070 --> 01:02:02,079 -(music continues) 1355 01:02:04,230 --> 01:02:07,070 -(grunting and panting) 1356 01:02:07,079 --> 01:02:08,159 -Oh! 1357 01:02:08,179 --> 01:02:10,179 Jump left right up and down 1358 01:02:10,190 --> 01:02:12,170 Left right up and down 1359 01:02:12,179 --> 01:02:15,039 Left right up and down 1360 01:02:15,050 --> 01:02:16,170 Left right up and down... 1361 01:02:16,179 --> 01:02:20,059 -(screaming) 1362 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:23,010 -Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! -(Lauren screaming) 1363 01:02:23,019 --> 01:02:25,019 Stop show me something 1364 01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:27,000 -(grunting) 1365 01:02:28,170 --> 01:02:29,179 (screaming) 1366 01:02:29,199 --> 01:02:32,039 -(music continues) 1367 01:02:37,130 --> 01:02:39,119 -(grunting) 1368 01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:45,079 -(guests cheering) 1369 01:02:47,219 --> 01:02:50,079 -Lauren: Oh, my God! Oh! 1370 01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:04,039 -Shhh! -(Eomma grunts) 1371 01:03:04,050 --> 01:03:06,050 -Make sure you drink a lot of water tomorrow, okay? 1372 01:03:06,059 --> 01:03:07,179 You won't remember a thing. 1373 01:03:11,099 --> 01:03:14,050 -(screaming) 1374 01:03:14,059 --> 01:03:16,000 -(music continues) 1375 01:03:29,150 --> 01:03:30,190 -Ah! 1376 01:03:30,199 --> 01:03:31,199 -Guests: Oh! -Kiley: Greg! 1377 01:03:31,199 --> 01:03:33,150 -Oh! Oh, my God. -Greg: Ah! 1378 01:03:33,159 --> 01:03:35,159 -Kiley: Oh! -Greg: I'm okay. I'm okay. 1379 01:03:35,170 --> 01:03:37,010 (grunting) 1380 01:03:37,019 --> 01:03:38,110 Good dancing, guys. 1381 01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:40,130 Okay, now... 1382 01:03:40,139 --> 01:03:41,139 now for the main event. 1383 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,010 -No-- 1384 01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:46,019 -Eomma! Eomma, could you join us on the dance floor? 1385 01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:47,110 -Greg, You need to go to a hospital. 1386 01:03:47,119 --> 01:03:52,010 -What I need...is Eomma to be on the mark! 1387 01:03:52,019 --> 01:03:53,050 Screw it. 1388 01:03:54,210 --> 01:03:57,000 -I'm fine. Aah! Oh! 1389 01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:02,159 Kiley...Abigail Miller... 1390 01:04:04,070 --> 01:04:05,079 will you marry me? 1391 01:04:06,139 --> 01:04:07,139 Please? 1392 01:04:08,139 --> 01:04:09,150 Will you marry me? 1393 01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:15,139 -I-- (stammers) 1394 01:04:16,179 --> 01:04:18,019 I'm sorry. 1395 01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:23,030 I'm sorry. 1396 01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:43,119 -Hey! Oh, you okay? 1397 01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:45,119 -What the hell was that? -W-W-- 1398 01:04:45,130 --> 01:04:47,110 -You just threw a buoy at my boyfriend! 1399 01:04:47,119 --> 01:04:50,039 -First of all, it's not called a buoy, it's called a fender. 1400 01:04:50,039 --> 01:04:53,179 But what the hell was that though? Right? 1401 01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,070 -I just thought it was a birthday dance. 1402 01:04:55,079 --> 01:04:57,090 I had no idea he was gonna propose. 1403 01:04:57,099 --> 01:04:59,119 -Well, it's okay. You did the right thing. 1404 01:04:59,130 --> 01:05:01,139 -I just need time...to think. 1405 01:05:03,219 --> 01:05:06,000 It's weird being back on this boat with you and Sean. 1406 01:05:06,010 --> 01:05:08,210 -Good weird though...right? 1407 01:05:08,219 --> 01:05:09,230 -I don't know. 1408 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,210 I guess. Yeah. 1409 01:05:16,019 --> 01:05:20,059 -So...my whole life I've had this idea of the perfect moment. 1410 01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:24,190 But now, I think that maybe, 1411 01:05:24,199 --> 01:05:27,010 you know, sometimes you just got to take a leap of faith. 1412 01:05:27,030 --> 01:05:29,000 -So... -So I should marry Greg? 1413 01:05:29,010 --> 01:05:30,230 -No, I mean that I need to take a leap of faith. 1414 01:05:32,190 --> 01:05:33,230 Because I love you. 1415 01:05:36,039 --> 01:05:38,010 -Yeah, I love you too. 1416 01:05:38,019 --> 01:05:42,150 -No, I mean... I'm in love with you. 1417 01:05:46,119 --> 01:05:47,199 -Shit! 1418 01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:50,090 -I know. (chuckles) 1419 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,099 -You know, you could not have picked 1420 01:05:54,119 --> 01:05:56,059 a shittier time to dump this on me. 1421 01:05:56,079 --> 01:05:58,039 -Oh, hey. Hey, hey, hey, come on. 1422 01:05:58,039 --> 01:06:00,159 It could be you and me. Like it always was. 1423 01:06:00,159 --> 01:06:03,090 Just having fun. Living in the moment, 1424 01:06:03,110 --> 01:06:05,159 partying on the boat all the time. 1425 01:06:05,159 --> 01:06:08,150 It's just that now, there would be... 1426 01:06:08,159 --> 01:06:10,030 a little kissing thrown in. 1427 01:06:13,019 --> 01:06:14,099 -Come on, Max. 1428 01:06:17,159 --> 01:06:18,219 -Lauren: That was... 1429 01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:22,230 -Yeah! It really was. 1430 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,039 -I only hit my head like a thousand times. 1431 01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:26,139 -I only pulled my groin twice! 1432 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:29,219 -(both laugh) 1433 01:06:31,230 --> 01:06:33,070 -You wanna know something? 1434 01:06:33,079 --> 01:06:34,119 -What? 1435 01:06:35,159 --> 01:06:38,139 -I knew from the second I saw you 1436 01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:42,130 that we had the most... amazing connection. 1437 01:06:44,059 --> 01:06:46,199 -Shut up. -No, I'm serious. 1438 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:48,210 You wanna know how serious I am? 1439 01:06:48,230 --> 01:06:50,119 When I saw Max, 1440 01:06:50,130 --> 01:06:53,159 I bet him twenty bucks we'd get together. 1441 01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:56,230 -What? -Yeah. 1442 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,150 Which is something we do, uh, but normally, I don't win, 1443 01:06:59,159 --> 01:07:01,199 or I do win, but I can never provide proof. 1444 01:07:02,210 --> 01:07:04,119 -I can't believe this. 1445 01:07:04,130 --> 01:07:07,070 -No, no, no. I-I'm saying I-I normally lose the bet, 1446 01:07:07,079 --> 01:07:08,139 b-but I saw my soulmate 1447 01:07:08,150 --> 01:07:10,039 and when you have a soulmate, you can't lose! 1448 01:07:10,050 --> 01:07:12,110 I'm making this worse, aren't I? 1449 01:07:12,119 --> 01:07:13,179 -Actually... 1450 01:07:15,130 --> 01:07:17,170 no. 1451 01:07:17,179 --> 01:07:19,199 I've never been the subject of a sex bet. 1452 01:07:22,179 --> 01:07:24,079 It feels awesome. 1453 01:07:32,030 --> 01:07:34,000 -I don't want you to worry about a thing, Greg. 1454 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,030 I'm gonna get us back to the marina. Okay? 1455 01:07:36,039 --> 01:07:38,000 -What's the point? 1456 01:07:38,019 --> 01:07:39,099 Just throw me overboard. 1457 01:07:39,110 --> 01:07:41,219 -Hey, Sean-- -No-- I need you to take this 1458 01:07:41,230 --> 01:07:43,210 and, uh, get some ice for Dr. Kim's leg. Okay? 1459 01:07:43,219 --> 01:07:45,039 -But, Sean-- -Why aren't we moving? 1460 01:07:45,050 --> 01:07:46,119 -That's what I'm trying to tell you. 1461 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:48,039 I think we ran out of gas. 1462 01:07:48,050 --> 01:07:49,230 -What? -Woman: Did he just say we're out-- 1463 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,110 -Go get the ice. 1464 01:07:51,119 --> 01:07:53,130 -Um, look, you relax this leg. 1465 01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:55,210 Excuse me for one second. I'll be right back. 1466 01:07:55,219 --> 01:07:57,039 -Man: Are we stranded? 1467 01:07:57,050 --> 01:07:58,159 -(guests murmuring) 1468 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,019 -(Eomma crying) 1469 01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:15,010 -Eomma? Are you okay? 1470 01:08:15,030 --> 01:08:18,039 -I-I lost the Dance of Death 1471 01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:23,039 and was defeated in battle by a pasty manchild. 1472 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:26,149 My father is looking down on me with shame. 1473 01:08:26,159 --> 01:08:30,039 -Hey, you can't let his approval run your life. 1474 01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:33,130 -Look... 1475 01:08:34,130 --> 01:08:35,130 Eight years ago... 1476 01:08:36,170 --> 01:08:38,109 I told my father that I like women, 1477 01:08:38,119 --> 01:08:41,159 and he totally freaked out. 1478 01:08:41,170 --> 01:08:44,119 And then fortunately, I haven't spoken to him since. 1479 01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:47,220 But that's on him and not me. 1480 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:49,229 Understand? 1481 01:08:51,159 --> 01:08:53,029 -I think I do. 1482 01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:54,050 Thank you. 1483 01:08:56,010 --> 01:08:58,000 -You're welcome. 1484 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,189 Can I help you... 1485 01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:01,000 get out of this? 1486 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:09,199 -Max: Hey! There you are! 1487 01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:11,159 Guess what? I finally told-- Whoa! 1488 01:09:11,170 --> 01:09:13,130 -Hey! What is-- -Come on. 1489 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:15,010 -Hey, What's up? 1490 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,069 -You said you filled the gas! 1491 01:09:16,079 --> 01:09:18,130 -Ha! I say a lot of things. 1492 01:09:18,140 --> 01:09:20,010 -We're stranded out here. 1493 01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:22,159 And if I call lake patrol, we're totally screwed. 1494 01:09:22,170 --> 01:09:24,090 -Lake patrol, really? 1495 01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,140 You're still afraid of those guys? 1496 01:09:25,159 --> 01:09:27,050 You've been letting Walsh push you around 1497 01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:29,079 -ever since high school. -They're not pushing me around, Max! 1498 01:09:29,079 --> 01:09:31,039 They're trying to kick us off this lake! 1499 01:09:31,050 --> 01:09:33,189 That's our business. The one that you have again 1500 01:09:33,199 --> 01:09:35,039 put yourself ahead of. 1501 01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:36,199 You've compromised everything we ever worked for. 1502 01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:39,029 -We can find more money. -No, we can't! There's no more money! 1503 01:09:39,039 --> 01:09:41,020 -Have I ever let you down before? -Yes! 1504 01:09:41,029 --> 01:09:42,069 -Fair enough! 1505 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:46,140 -There is no way that Greg is gonna pay for this party 1506 01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:48,000 after you just ruined his proposal. 1507 01:09:51,039 --> 01:09:52,060 You know what? 1508 01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:55,060 We're done. 1509 01:09:56,220 --> 01:09:58,189 -What, you don't want to be partners anymore? 1510 01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,000 -I don't know if I even want to be your friend. 1511 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:12,100 -Oh! 1512 01:10:14,159 --> 01:10:17,079 -(scraping and thudding) 1513 01:10:17,090 --> 01:10:18,130 -You hear that? 1514 01:10:18,149 --> 01:10:20,079 -(scraping and thudding continues) 1515 01:10:20,079 --> 01:10:21,159 -Wait, what the hell is that. 1516 01:10:22,189 --> 01:10:24,199 -Woman: Is Greg about to jump? 1517 01:10:29,079 --> 01:10:31,100 -Greg, what the hell are you doing? 1518 01:10:31,109 --> 01:10:33,069 -Greg: Leave me alone, Max! 1519 01:10:33,079 --> 01:10:36,029 -And there it is. Someone's finally going to die. 1520 01:10:36,039 --> 01:10:38,010 -Just...go get Kiley. 1521 01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:46,159 Greg? 1522 01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:51,000 Why don't you just come back to the party, man? 1523 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,090 You know? Show us some more of those cool dance moves. 1524 01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:57,159 -I think I broke my ankle. 1525 01:10:59,149 --> 01:11:00,199 Yeah, um... 1526 01:11:02,039 --> 01:11:04,119 Listen, man, about that. I'm really sorry. Okay? 1527 01:11:04,119 --> 01:11:07,140 I just-- I got really... carried away. 1528 01:11:09,159 --> 01:11:11,000 -Yeah, so did I. 1529 01:11:12,189 --> 01:11:14,079 I don't know what I was thinking. 1530 01:11:14,090 --> 01:11:16,220 -Well, you were thinking about sweeping her off her feet, man. 1531 01:11:18,229 --> 01:11:21,130 It's a poor choice of words. I'm sorry. I-- 1532 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:22,220 -Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait! 1533 01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:25,159 -Hey. Uh. Yeah. Quick question. 1534 01:11:25,170 --> 01:11:27,020 Why aren't we movin'? 1535 01:11:27,029 --> 01:11:28,220 I was actually just reading some of your Yelp reviews, 1536 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,060 and apparently you guys are pretty... 1537 01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:32,000 -Kiley? -...well known for running out of gas. 1538 01:11:32,010 --> 01:11:33,220 -Kiley? Kiley? 1539 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,210 -Yeah. Okay. Good talk. 1540 01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:37,039 -Whats up? -Greg's up front, 1541 01:11:37,050 --> 01:11:38,149 -says he's gonna jump. -Shit! 1542 01:11:38,159 --> 01:11:39,199 Greg doesn't know how to swim. 1543 01:11:41,010 --> 01:11:42,090 -I'm telling everyone 1544 01:11:42,109 --> 01:11:44,119 you guys are irresponsible and incompetent. 1545 01:11:44,130 --> 01:11:46,000 -Yeah, why haven't you called for help? 1546 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,079 -Fine, you know what? What's the point. 1547 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,060 Everyone hold tight while I call lake patrol. 1548 01:11:55,220 --> 01:11:58,109 -Greg. Greg, what are you doing? 1549 01:12:00,010 --> 01:12:04,000 I'm sorry, I couldn't say...yes to your proposal 1550 01:12:04,010 --> 01:12:05,229 in front of all those people. 1551 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,159 -You were never going to say yes. 1552 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:12,039 I clean teeth, and I wear seersucker. 1553 01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:14,000 -Yeah, but you were rockin' it, man! 1554 01:12:23,159 --> 01:12:27,029 -Lake patrol, this is S.S. Party Boat. Come in, over. 1555 01:12:27,039 --> 01:12:28,220 Well, well, well. Let me guess, 1556 01:12:28,229 --> 01:12:31,199 that menace of a ship of yours ran out of gas, 1557 01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:33,079 you've got a passenger that's about 1558 01:12:33,079 --> 01:12:35,079 to commit harakari off the bow, 1559 01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:37,199 and you're on this radio to beg for mercy. 1560 01:12:37,210 --> 01:12:39,010 Well, guess what? 1561 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:41,189 You're not getting any mercy, Meadows. 1562 01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:44,000 No. Say the word. 1563 01:12:44,010 --> 01:12:46,029 I want to hear you say the word, 1564 01:12:46,039 --> 01:12:50,000 and we can call this off once and for all. 1565 01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:51,050 Over. 1566 01:12:54,050 --> 01:12:56,010 -I just wanted to say that 1567 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:59,039 your people have the most beautiful skin. 1568 01:12:59,039 --> 01:13:04,159 And you are a wonderful, wonderful swimmer. 1569 01:13:06,039 --> 01:13:07,159 -Uhh, you okay? 1570 01:13:08,199 --> 01:13:10,079 -Flyin' high. 1571 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,119 -(chuckles) 1572 01:13:18,090 --> 01:13:19,090 -(chuckles) 1573 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,180 Mayday. 1574 01:13:25,189 --> 01:13:26,210 -Greg. 1575 01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:28,229 Baby, just come down. 1576 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,000 Okay? We'll go to shore. 1577 01:13:32,010 --> 01:13:35,000 We'll get your leg fixed, and we will talk about this. 1578 01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:37,010 -You know, I always thought 1579 01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,170 Max didn't like me because I'm an orthodontist. 1580 01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:43,069 Tonight I realized it didn't have anything to do with me. 1581 01:13:44,130 --> 01:13:47,069 It was always about you. 1582 01:13:47,079 --> 01:13:50,020 I'm allergic to dogs, and I clean retainers. 1583 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,039 I thought I could dance, but... 1584 01:13:54,220 --> 01:13:55,229 Now I know. 1585 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,189 Oh, what's the point. 1586 01:13:57,199 --> 01:13:59,079 -Whoa, whoa! Hey! -Whoa! Hey, man! 1587 01:13:59,090 --> 01:14:01,029 Hey! Greg, We got you 1588 01:14:01,039 --> 01:14:04,060 a lifetime supply of Allegra at Costco. 1589 01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:08,180 You make people's smiles straighter. 1590 01:14:08,189 --> 01:14:11,010 Without you, I would have never opened the shelter. 1591 01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:13,180 You force me to believe in myself. 1592 01:14:17,199 --> 01:14:18,199 -Max: Greg... 1593 01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:21,020 it's Max again. 1594 01:14:22,159 --> 01:14:26,000 Uhm, I've known Kiley since fourth grade 1595 01:14:26,010 --> 01:14:29,119 and you've known her, what, two years? 1596 01:14:29,130 --> 01:14:31,140 So, that kind of makes you a Kiley novice. 1597 01:14:31,149 --> 01:14:34,159 -Shut up, Max! -No, no, no, I-I got this. 1598 01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:35,199 Trust me. 1599 01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:41,090 Greg, listen to me, you two left-footed 1600 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,119 son of a bitch. 1601 01:14:42,130 --> 01:14:44,119 She loves you. 1602 01:14:44,130 --> 01:14:45,229 -No, she doesn't. 1603 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,020 -Yes, she does. 1604 01:14:48,029 --> 01:14:49,109 Just tell him. 1605 01:14:50,199 --> 01:14:52,000 Come on, Kiley. 1606 01:14:53,210 --> 01:14:55,090 Just take the plunge. 1607 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,210 Oh, no, no, no, no. Not-- 1608 01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:00,079 Not you! 1609 01:15:02,050 --> 01:15:04,020 (softly): Jesus, this guy's so literal. 1610 01:15:04,039 --> 01:15:06,000 Hey, 1611 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,079 you know what you have to do. 1612 01:15:09,039 --> 01:15:10,210 You can't be afraid to move forward. 1613 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,010 I love you, 1614 01:15:14,020 --> 01:15:15,069 but so does he. 1615 01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:18,119 And I know that you love him. 1616 01:15:21,039 --> 01:15:22,109 You can do this. 1617 01:15:37,109 --> 01:15:39,079 1618 01:15:52,039 --> 01:15:53,159 Gregory Hampton Kim... 1619 01:15:55,140 --> 01:15:56,189 will you marry me? 1620 01:16:11,069 --> 01:16:12,189 -Attention, everyone! 1621 01:16:12,199 --> 01:16:15,020 I would like to present 1622 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:17,050 the future Mr. and Mrs.-- 1623 01:16:17,060 --> 01:16:19,039 -Nobody cares. Okay? 1624 01:16:26,199 --> 01:16:28,079 -What are you doing on our boat? 1625 01:16:28,090 --> 01:16:30,130 -Your buddy got on the radio and said those magic words. 1626 01:16:30,149 --> 01:16:32,199 Mayday, mayday, mayday! Which gives me 1627 01:16:32,199 --> 01:16:34,170 full authority to come on board 1628 01:16:34,189 --> 01:16:35,189 and commandeer your vessel, 1629 01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:38,149 so I'm commandeering your vessel. 1630 01:16:38,159 --> 01:16:41,060 Hicks over here is gonna write you guys so many tickets, 1631 01:16:41,069 --> 01:16:42,159 you'll never pay them off. 1632 01:16:42,159 --> 01:16:44,029 You'll think your student loan is a nickel 1633 01:16:44,039 --> 01:16:45,069 found in the couch. 1634 01:16:45,079 --> 01:16:46,130 I've waited ten years for tonight. 1635 01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:48,149 -Ten years since we... 1636 01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:50,149 caught you counseling that kid in the bathroom 1637 01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:52,029 and got you kicked off the force. 1638 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,220 -Mmm. 1639 01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:58,149 What is that, Hi-C? 1640 01:16:58,159 --> 01:17:00,189 You're a pussy, and I'm embarrassed for you. 1641 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:03,159 This is like a, what, a high school reunion? 1642 01:17:03,159 --> 01:17:04,210 Is that what you guys are doing here, 1643 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:06,000 getting the gang back together? 1644 01:17:06,010 --> 01:17:07,079 You got the Hawaiian shirt guy. 1645 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:10,029 We have the theater nerds, still playing dress-up. 1646 01:17:10,039 --> 01:17:11,159 What are you, forty? What are you doing? 1647 01:17:13,010 --> 01:17:15,000 What is this? We got the teen mom, 1648 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,079 still trying to convince everybody she's still hot. 1649 01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:19,140 Mm-mm. Luke warm. 1650 01:17:19,149 --> 01:17:21,100 Very high luke warm, don't get me wrong. 1651 01:17:21,109 --> 01:17:22,140 There's the popular girl, 1652 01:17:22,149 --> 01:17:24,000 still playing with all the boys' heads. 1653 01:17:25,229 --> 01:17:27,060 Then we got the wise ass. 1654 01:17:27,069 --> 01:17:30,000 Everything you say gets everybody else in trouble. 1655 01:17:30,010 --> 01:17:31,100 You know that? 1656 01:17:31,109 --> 01:17:32,170 Then we have the know-it-all. 1657 01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:34,079 Well, guess what, Sean? You're not a know-it-all 1658 01:17:34,090 --> 01:17:35,189 because you partnered with a wise ass, 1659 01:17:35,199 --> 01:17:37,130 your boat ran out of gas and it sunk, 1660 01:17:37,140 --> 01:17:39,220 and that's why I'm here. You're done. 1661 01:17:39,229 --> 01:17:43,100 In two days, you guys are going to be pumping gas, you follow? 1662 01:17:43,119 --> 01:17:44,170 You're gonna be pump-- 1663 01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:48,039 Wow. 1664 01:17:48,050 --> 01:17:49,170 There is- you can tear it. 1665 01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:52,199 Pumpin'-- Pumpin' gas. 1666 01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:55,039 Pumpin' ga-- Whoa! 1667 01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:58,000 Fishies. Pumping-- Pumping gas. 1668 01:17:58,010 --> 01:18:01,189 (singsongy): Pumping gas, pumping gas, pumping gas. 1669 01:18:01,199 --> 01:18:04,229 Pump's a funny word! There are two P's. Pumping gas! 1670 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,079 -What in the hell is going on? 1671 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:09,229 -So, you know how Chuck has been snatching cups out of my hand 1672 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,159 and chugging 'em since we were freshman? 1673 01:18:12,170 --> 01:18:14,029 I took a couple of those Combo Locks 1674 01:18:14,039 --> 01:18:15,140 and put them in my drink. 1675 01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:17,170 -(singing): Pumping gas, pumping gas, I'm pumping gas. 1676 01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:18,199 Pumping gas. 1677 01:18:18,210 --> 01:18:20,020 Come on, let's go. 1678 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,010 -Are you serious? -I am. 1679 01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:27,060 -Boogie-woogie-woogie-- -Whoo! 1680 01:18:27,079 --> 01:18:29,039 -Whoo! Volume! 1681 01:18:29,039 --> 01:18:32,060 -I believe Officer Walsh is asking for some volume. 1682 01:18:32,079 --> 01:18:34,000 Would you like to provide the man with some volume? 1683 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,090 -I think I would. 1684 01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:40,000 -(dance music playing) 1685 01:18:41,119 --> 01:18:43,109 -(cheering) 1686 01:18:53,180 --> 01:18:55,039 -Are you sure you're okay? 1687 01:18:55,050 --> 01:18:57,000 -Yeah, Max gave me some aspirin! 1688 01:18:57,010 --> 01:18:58,060 Wha-- 1689 01:19:01,029 --> 01:19:03,210 -Becky: Hey, sparky, what's your full name, 1690 01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:05,079 rank, and badge number? 1691 01:19:05,090 --> 01:19:08,079 -Lake Everett Patrolman Chuck Walsh, 1692 01:19:08,079 --> 01:19:10,210 badge number 2-5-5-3! 1693 01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:14,000 2-5-5-3! Whoo! 1694 01:19:14,010 --> 01:19:16,000 -And what are you doing on this boat? 1695 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,189 -I'm tripping balls! 1696 01:19:17,199 --> 01:19:19,039 -What was that? 1697 01:19:19,039 --> 01:19:20,159 -I'm tripping balls! 1698 01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:22,189 Yeah, I'm tripping balls! 1699 01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:30,199 -(music continues) 1700 01:19:40,189 --> 01:19:44,050 -(guests cheering and shouting) 1701 01:19:46,229 --> 01:19:48,000 -Yo! 1702 01:19:49,079 --> 01:19:51,039 Sorry I dosed your partner, Hicks. 1703 01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:54,010 -Not even worried about it. 1704 01:19:54,020 --> 01:19:55,130 Looks like I'm getting bumped up. 1705 01:19:55,140 --> 01:19:56,199 -(laughing) 1706 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,010 -Also... 1707 01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:02,000 looks like you won't be needing these citations. 1708 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,210 -Hey! 1709 01:20:03,229 --> 01:20:05,039 My man! 1710 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:08,029 -Let's party! -Let's party! 1711 01:20:08,039 --> 01:20:10,079 Hey, you wouldn't happen to have any spare gas, would you? 1712 01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:12,069 I think I got a few cans. Yeah. 1713 01:20:12,079 --> 01:20:13,170 -Let's party, man. 1714 01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:14,220 -Let's party. 1715 01:20:14,229 --> 01:20:17,060 -(cheering) 1716 01:20:23,229 --> 01:20:26,220 -(music continues) 1717 01:20:34,159 --> 01:20:35,199 -I gotta say, 1718 01:20:36,220 --> 01:20:38,039 epic party, Max. 1719 01:20:38,050 --> 01:20:39,109 -Thank you. 1720 01:20:39,119 --> 01:20:42,000 You know, I got some ideas on how to cut costs. 1721 01:20:42,010 --> 01:20:43,090 Get a little leaner, 1722 01:20:43,109 --> 01:20:45,119 except you'll have to show me the, uh-- 1723 01:20:45,119 --> 01:20:48,020 -The books. -Yes! 1724 01:20:48,029 --> 01:20:51,000 Then again you'll have to tell me what the numbers mean. 1725 01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:52,149 -Absolutely. 1726 01:20:52,159 --> 01:20:54,140 But you do know tonight wasn't all about the money, right? 1727 01:20:56,149 --> 01:20:57,159 -I know. 1728 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:02,140 I'm really proud of you, Seanie boy. 1729 01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:04,050 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1730 01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,100 -For what? 1731 01:21:05,109 --> 01:21:06,229 -Standing up to Walsh the way that you did. 1732 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,029 That took-- 1733 01:21:09,119 --> 01:21:10,140 -You know? -(Sean laughs) 1734 01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:14,159 -I also want to thank you for always having my back too. 1735 01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:17,220 Tonight, last week... 1736 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,050 the last twenty years. 1737 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:24,119 -Dude. First mates forever. 1738 01:21:26,010 --> 01:21:27,199 -Ah, Seanie, 1739 01:21:27,210 --> 01:21:30,029 I love ya. Always have. 1740 01:21:31,229 --> 01:21:33,039 -I love you too. 1741 01:21:35,060 --> 01:21:37,189 -Now... -Uh, there it is. 1742 01:21:37,199 --> 01:21:39,100 -Oh! Oh! -There it is. 1743 01:21:39,109 --> 01:21:41,039 -There it is. -Hold on. Hold on. Look at this. 1744 01:21:42,210 --> 01:21:44,210 -(music continues) 1745 01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:45,229 -Cheers. 1746 01:21:47,010 --> 01:21:48,039 -Mmm. 1747 01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:51,119 -Whoo! -What do you say 1748 01:21:51,130 --> 01:21:53,140 we show these people how to really party? 1749 01:21:53,159 --> 01:21:55,039 -Especially that girl right there. 1750 01:21:55,050 --> 01:21:57,159 -Right there? Let's go. -Yeah. 1751 01:21:57,159 --> 01:22:01,199 Let us dance til' dawn! Arrgh! 1752 01:22:01,199 --> 01:22:03,039 Body roll! 1753 01:22:03,050 --> 01:22:05,189 Fly, Carmichael. Arrr! 1754 01:22:11,079 --> 01:22:13,060 -(cheering) 1755 01:22:20,079 --> 01:22:22,159 -(music continues) 1756 01:22:43,229 --> 01:22:46,050 -That was the best party of my life! 1757 01:22:46,069 --> 01:22:49,000 I'm telling everyone you guys rock! 1758 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,119 -Awesome. 1759 01:22:50,130 --> 01:22:53,029 -Please let me stay! 1760 01:22:53,039 --> 01:22:54,199 I wanna live on this boat! 1761 01:22:54,199 --> 01:22:56,020 -(Sean and Max chuckle) 1762 01:22:56,029 --> 01:22:57,079 -Thank you. -You don't gotta go home, 1763 01:22:57,079 --> 01:22:59,159 but you gotta get the hell out of here! 1764 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:00,199 -Thank you, guys. 1765 01:23:00,210 --> 01:23:03,119 Eomma, I hope we showed you a good time. 1766 01:23:03,130 --> 01:23:05,060 -It was the night of my life. 1767 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,119 -What the hell was that? 1768 01:23:08,130 --> 01:23:10,159 That's the S.S. Party Boat weaving its magic, 1769 01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:12,090 that's what that is. 1770 01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:15,189 -Uh, should we get breakfast? 1771 01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:17,079 -It's on me. 1772 01:23:17,090 --> 01:23:19,100 -Ooh. -(Lauren chuckles) 1773 01:23:22,220 --> 01:23:25,119 -That guy's crazy. It might work out. 1774 01:23:25,119 --> 01:23:27,010 -Guys, this is my masterpiece. 1775 01:23:27,029 --> 01:23:29,159 -Too bad you have to delete that. -Mm-hmm. 1776 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:31,050 -Freedom of the press, no way! 1777 01:23:31,069 --> 01:23:33,079 -What! What happens on the party boat stays on the party boat. 1778 01:23:33,079 --> 01:23:34,079 -Stays. 1779 01:23:35,079 --> 01:23:36,199 -Guys, 1780 01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:38,100 I can't thank you enough. 1781 01:23:38,109 --> 01:23:39,159 -Oh, Greg, you don't have to do this. 1782 01:23:39,159 --> 01:23:40,229 Tha-That party was a disaster. 1783 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,090 -Hey. She said yes, right? 1784 01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:44,189 Well, technically, she said no, but then you said yes. 1785 01:23:45,189 --> 01:23:47,039 -I'm a man of my word. 1786 01:23:47,050 --> 01:23:49,199 -You should really hang out with us more often, Greg. 1787 01:23:49,210 --> 01:23:52,010 -Really? -Max: Yeah. 1788 01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:53,050 -It's good with me, matey. 1789 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:55,220 -Well, just take it easy on the mateys. 1790 01:23:55,229 --> 01:23:57,050 Okay? 1791 01:23:58,140 --> 01:24:00,079 -I'm gonna go catch up with my Eomma, all right? 1792 01:24:09,039 --> 01:24:11,159 -So, floating wedding next year? 1793 01:24:15,109 --> 01:24:17,119 Again, about everything, I'm really sorry and-- 1794 01:24:17,119 --> 01:24:19,140 -Stop it. You threw a great party, 1795 01:24:19,149 --> 01:24:22,119 and you gave me the greatest proposal story of all time. 1796 01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:24,149 Anything for my first mate. 1797 01:24:25,159 --> 01:24:26,189 -Come here. 1798 01:24:35,140 --> 01:24:36,170 -L-Let go. 1799 01:24:36,180 --> 01:24:38,159 -Hmm? Oh, yeah. -Let go. 1800 01:24:38,170 --> 01:24:39,189 -My bad. 1801 01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:42,210 -Congratulations. 1802 01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:44,180 -Thanks, I'll see you soon. 1803 01:24:44,199 --> 01:24:46,010 -Sean: You got it. 1804 01:24:50,109 --> 01:24:52,189 -Wow. -Yep. 1805 01:24:52,199 --> 01:24:54,000 Our work here is done. 1806 01:24:54,010 --> 01:24:56,069 -And nobody died. -Nobody died 1807 01:24:56,079 --> 01:24:57,159 -(mugs clink) 1808 01:24:59,039 --> 01:25:01,000 (High Rollers by Photronique playing) 1809 01:25:04,189 --> 01:25:06,199 -Hey, Sean! 1810 01:25:06,210 --> 01:25:08,130 -You know what I was thinking? -What's that? 1811 01:25:08,140 --> 01:25:10,039 -Tahiti. -Tahiti? 1812 01:25:10,050 --> 01:25:11,090 -Tahiti. -You wanna do Tahiti? 1813 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:12,140 -Absolutely. -We should do Tahiti. 1814 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:13,170 -Sailboat. 1815 01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:14,210 -(both grunt) 1816 01:25:14,220 --> 01:25:16,100 -You like it? -Dude, I love it. 1817 01:25:16,109 --> 01:25:17,210 -You know what? I do like Tahiti. 1818 01:25:17,220 --> 01:25:19,199 -I'm telling you man, stick with me, 1819 01:25:19,210 --> 01:25:21,189 -I'll make all your dreams come true. -We're going places, 1820 01:25:21,199 --> 01:25:23,020 we're going places. 1821 01:25:23,039 --> 01:25:26,020 -Max: Tahiti! -(Sean laughs) 1822 01:25:26,039 --> 01:25:28,010 -We're coming for you, bitches. 1823 01:25:28,020 --> 01:25:31,029 -Oh, God. -No rush. There's no rush. 1824 01:25:31,039 --> 01:25:33,119 Hey, Hicks, what's Eddie Van Halen look like in real life? 1825 01:25:33,130 --> 01:25:35,000 -I don't know. Get to the bed. 1826 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,000 -Three locks, three locks. -Get to the bed. Get to the bed. 1827 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,199 -I'm going! You're not even on the bed. 1828 01:25:38,199 --> 01:25:40,159 -I know I'm not. -Oh, my God. 1829 01:25:40,180 --> 01:25:43,039 -You know what? You need a quesadilla. You need one. 1830 01:25:43,039 --> 01:25:44,100 -No, no, no, lay down. Lay down. 1831 01:25:44,109 --> 01:25:46,020 -Walsh! -What? 1832 01:25:46,029 --> 01:25:47,180 -Lay down! -I got muenster in the fridge. 1833 01:25:47,189 --> 01:25:49,050 -Lay down and relax! 1834 01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:51,000 -I'm relaxed, you're the one that's not relaxed. 1835 01:25:51,010 --> 01:25:53,100 -Alright, Walsh. I'll see you later. 1836 01:25:53,109 --> 01:25:54,109 Probably at your hearing. 1837 01:25:54,119 --> 01:25:56,109 -(laughs) At my hearing. 1838 01:25:56,119 --> 01:25:58,109 I can hear. 1839 01:25:58,119 --> 01:26:01,210 Hicksy, slide me over one of those buckets, okay? 1840 01:26:03,130 --> 01:26:04,159 -Which one? 1841 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,119 -It's too early to tell. 1842 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,140 -You know what, just scoot over. 1843 01:26:12,149 --> 01:26:13,199 You're too wasted to leave alone, 1844 01:26:13,199 --> 01:26:15,130 and I'm too tired to go home, so... 1845 01:26:19,079 --> 01:26:21,140 -Big spoon or little spoon? 1846 01:26:21,149 --> 01:26:23,020 -It's too early to tell. 1847 01:26:30,079 --> 01:26:32,090 Are you sure this bed is-- 1848 01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:38,100 Oh, God. 1849 01:26:38,109 --> 01:26:40,000 -I can smell your sunscreen. 1850 01:26:41,060 --> 01:26:43,069 -Go to bed, Walsh. 1851 01:26:43,079 --> 01:26:46,119 -(High Rollers by Photronique playing) 1852 01:26:46,119 --> 01:26:50,199 I'm a jet set player yeah I'm doing life right 1853 01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:54,149 Rooftop party man them flashing lights bright 1854 01:26:54,159 --> 01:26:58,090 Big shot talking girl I do it all night 1855 01:26:58,109 --> 01:27:01,090 Don't stop win it girl let's get it right 1856 01:27:01,109 --> 01:27:04,000 Party in the penthouse Trump Tower 1857 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,079 Private jets any hour 1858 01:27:06,079 --> 01:27:08,149 Day or week 1859 01:27:08,159 --> 01:27:12,090 Dripping all them diamonds diamonds platinum 1860 01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:16,050 In my earrings so classy 1861 01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:20,109 Living like high rollers that one percent 1862 01:27:20,119 --> 01:27:22,050 Yeah we do it how we do it 1863 01:27:22,060 --> 01:27:23,220 And then we do it again 1864 01:27:23,229 --> 01:27:27,199 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget 1865 01:27:27,210 --> 01:27:31,130 Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet 1866 01:27:31,140 --> 01:27:35,100 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1867 01:27:35,119 --> 01:27:39,039 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1868 01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:42,229 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1869 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:47,119 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1870 01:27:50,069 --> 01:27:52,039 Call me Cool Hand Luke 1871 01:27:52,039 --> 01:27:54,159 'Cause man I really can't lose 1872 01:27:54,170 --> 01:27:58,090 Party with my people please send me some more goose 1873 01:27:58,100 --> 01:28:02,029 Big yacht pimpin' sipping on some juice 1874 01:28:02,039 --> 01:28:05,010 I can't believe it man my life is true 1875 01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:07,189 Party in the penthouse Trump Tower 1876 01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:10,079 Private jets any hour 1877 01:28:10,079 --> 01:28:12,090 Day or week 1878 01:28:12,100 --> 01:28:16,020 Dripping all them diamonds diamonds platinum 1879 01:28:16,039 --> 01:28:20,000 In my earrings so classy 1880 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:24,000 Living like high rollers that one percent 1881 01:28:24,010 --> 01:28:25,229 Yeah we do it how we do it 1882 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,159 And then we do it again 1883 01:28:27,180 --> 01:28:31,119 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget 1884 01:28:31,119 --> 01:28:35,060 Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet 1885 01:28:35,069 --> 01:28:39,029 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1886 01:28:39,039 --> 01:28:42,220 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1887 01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:46,159 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1888 01:28:46,170 --> 01:28:50,220 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1889 01:29:01,029 --> 01:29:05,079 Living like high rollers that one percent 1890 01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,050 Yeah we do it how we do it 1891 01:29:07,069 --> 01:29:08,229 And then we do it again 1892 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:12,199 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget 1893 01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:16,119 Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet 1894 01:29:16,130 --> 01:29:20,090 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1895 01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:24,039 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1896 01:29:24,050 --> 01:29:27,220 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1897 01:29:27,229 --> 01:29:32,029 We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers 1898 01:29:32,039 --> 01:29:33,210 Roller rollers rollers rollers 1899 01:29:33,220 --> 01:29:35,199 Rollers rollers rollers rollers 1900 01:29:35,199 --> 01:29:37,100 Rollers rollers rollers 134918

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