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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:13,874 THE TWIN 2 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:44,267 Leather seats of my Cadillac started to adjust to buttocks of elderly Alexander. 3 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:48,841 His younger brother was getting ready to enjoy my two bedrooms apartment. 4 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,548 Aunt Olga was right! 5 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,650 Don't make love in the bed in which you sleep. 6 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,487 I bought it on sale at "Argus. " 7 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,694 I was not the first time for me to cross the desert. 8 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:14,196 Knock on the wood. My rosary get used to it. 9 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,903 And doomed fate forced me to take holiday... 10 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,902 ...on French Riviera with my friend Ralph... 11 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,508 ...big swindler, who holds my left hand... 12 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,304 ...and his wife Mary, with whom I share bed when her husband is away... 13 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,480 ...holds the right. 14 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,039 Relax, honey! 15 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,946 When you find yourself a girlfriend kiss her from me with passion. 16 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,792 It all started more than innocent. 17 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:44,429 That day, Ralph and Mary were invited to the party... 18 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,862 ...and they decided not to leave that poor thing Matthias alone at home. 19 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,101 - Well, go on! - May I? 20 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,141 - Fifty-fifty! - Thank you. 21 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:47,287 - You are beautifully shaped! Yes, I know! 22 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,587 Bring me a drink. Same one. 23 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,328 - And precisely? - A large glass, two ice cubes, 24 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:58,436 some vodka around them and strong wet kiss. 25 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,865 This minute. 26 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:08,140 - Liz! - To me, he will not drop it. 27 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,592 - Not bad. - I drink only water. 28 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:33,070 - You're wearing too much. - Okay, I'll go home to change. 29 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,605 - Would you come with me? - Why not? 30 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,276 Could you help me choose the color of the beach oil? 31 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,639 Why not? 32 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:51,682 At first I wanted to have two bikes instead of one. 33 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,325 Aunt Olga always told me: 34 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:57,553 "You're Gemini and the twins are born not by coincidence. " 35 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,737 And now you're wearing too much. 36 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:22,279 If I pull this ribbon, than what would happen? 37 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:29,152 By the way, let me introduce myself, Duval. My name is Matthias Duval. 38 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,397 Liz Kerner. 39 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:38,738 - You live in Antibes? - No. We have a large villa in Cap Ferrat. 40 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:46,238 - In Cap Ferrat? Not bad. - Yes, awful. 41 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,808 - Who is "we"? - What? 42 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,747 You said: "we have a large villa in Cap Ferrat". 43 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,386 Me and my sister. 44 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:05,023 - I hope she is as nice as you? - I hope. We're twins. 45 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,097 I got instantly hooked. It was an omen. 46 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,862 I read in my horoscope, but untill now... 47 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,665 - Twins? - Something wrong? 48 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,207 - What? - Something wrong? 49 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:22,245 No, no, no... Just interesting coincidence, that's all. 50 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:25,713 - What a coincidence? - I have a brother. 51 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,716 We are also twins. 52 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,923 - Really? - Honestly, I have a brother. 53 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,785 Matthieu. My carbon copy. 54 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,326 Why did I say that? Phrase jumped accidentally. 55 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:41,057 Little innocent lie, nothing else. I had no idea where this will lead. 56 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,667 And who pulled my tongue? 57 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,104 I did not sleep whole night. 58 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,709 You're such a scumbag! 59 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,344 - If Ralph in the end... - Leave Ralph. 60 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,706 Ralph, in the end, no matter what, is good for nothing 61 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,773 You can't imagine how my life has changed since I started work here. 62 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,684 I do not think anymore that I'm a lawyer. 63 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,451 Hello! 64 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,220 Please! 65 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,953 - That's her. - Who? 66 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,360 Don't play stupid. 67 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,063 Be nice, make me some coffee. 68 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,101 - Yes? - Who was this? 69 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,536 - My housekeeper. - She has a bitchy voice. 70 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,504 Subtle observation. 71 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,873 - I would like to invite you to the party. - When? 72 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:32,415 - Tomorrow, around 8. - Good. Okay, I will come. 73 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:35,381 Don't put too much cloths on yourself. 74 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:41,758 - She has a bitchy voice. - Yes? She said that yours is tender. 75 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,706 Go, have a drink? 76 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,974 This time you are wearing too much. 77 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,742 - I don't understand. - I wonder what's there? 78 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:12,354 Ah, you've arrived. This is the guy I told you about. 79 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:15,527 - So you're the sister. - You guessed right. 80 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,197 I'm stunned. 81 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,866 But you have a twin brother, too? 82 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,930 Yes, yes, yes, of course, of course. 83 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,140 But I have never seen such an identical twins. 84 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,600 Let me introduce myself, Matthias Duval. 85 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,641 Betty Kerner. 86 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,880 And me? 87 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:43,052 Let's go and have a drink with me. A glass of Mo�t & Chandon. 88 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,288 So this is famous Diamond Castle, 89 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,759 about which Aunt Olga buzzed in my ear. 90 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:55,560 There is clearly smell of money. No profits but inheritance, capital. 91 00:08:56,136 --> 00:09:01,403 Secret chests, in which I always dreamed to dig. 92 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:15,111 Mother was from Brittany, father from Boston. Old France, New England. 93 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,154 - And you... You are? - Liz. 94 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,360 - I took from both of them. - And your sister? 95 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:26,897 - Betty? She... - I have two native languages. 96 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:33,131 - So you decided to have all-night vigil? - No. Rout. 97 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,570 We want to sell villa to a Texan. 98 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:41,675 - Sheriff asigned me a job. - So they don't just happen in the movies? 99 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,613 - Not bad villa. - We do not want to live here. 100 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,945 This villa belonged to our deceased parents. 101 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,122 - So you're an orphans? - Yes, starting December 31st. 102 00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:09,273 - Liz! - No. Betty. 103 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,510 - I'd like to meet him. - Who? 104 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:22,210 - Your brother. - My brother? Matthieu? 105 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:27,185 I think you would like each other. You have a lot in common with Matthieu. 106 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,795 His name is Matthieu and your Matthias? 107 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:35,429 Name Matthias is a derivative of St. Matthieu, 108 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,636 who replaced Judas at Jesus. 109 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,533 - Well, my sister is entertaining you? - She's very passionate of Judas. 110 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,571 And not just Judas. 111 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,209 - Please. - Yes, mademoiselle. 112 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,946 Remember. - You remember! 113 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,611 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great ball. 114 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,149 And all the king's horses, And all the king's men, 115 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,878 Couldn't put Humpty together again. 116 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,523 - Who won? - Bye. 117 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:04,361 I hope to see you soon. Come join us sometime in the evening. 118 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,556 With your brother. 119 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,463 Why not? 120 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,765 Why not? 121 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,645 We go to the second floor. 122 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,844 What a lovely evening. 123 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,616 As always on Wednesdays, business matters called me to Paris. 124 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,348 So and Ralph... I choose Wednesay for this reason, 125 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,326 believing that he will not resist the temptation to pay for my ticket. 126 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,623 - You're so nice to Marie. 127 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:43,529 Arrived plane from Nice, flight 537. 128 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,074 My company "Crazy Joker"... 129 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,516 ...specializes in producing exquisite greeting cards. 130 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:06,213 I think about drawings and send orders to prolific illustrators, 131 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:11,692 voracious printers and distributors, suffering from amnesia. 132 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:18,460 Therefore revenues represent a failure of memory, and vice versa. 133 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:22,901 - Hi! - How are you? Look what I bought you. 134 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,774 I'll take it... 135 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:32,214 Hello, this is Charlie. Bastard! Scum! 136 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:43,288 Aunt Olga, I'll not kiss you today. I think I caught a cold. 137 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,656 - Hi! - Current issues. 138 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:52,166 So, you will be surprised. Accounts. 139 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:57,437 Rent. Security. Fire protection. 140 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:05,582 Optics from Bergman. Your new contact lenses. 141 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,810 From a year ago. No. 142 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,457 No, dear... you know. 143 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,857 - You'll take me to the cleaners. - You're quite disrespectful. 144 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,449 - Damn it! So you're here, you son of a bitch? - No, I left. 145 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,845 You left for those whom you own more than a thousand. 146 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,079 - Over thousand for indecent pictures. - I'll skin you! 147 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,885 You raise the hand on the weak? Who of us wears glasses? 148 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,928 Enough playing fool. Get money, before I'll rip your head off! 149 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,760 - Hurry! - 500 now, 250 in some time. 150 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,130 - 800 immediately. - 750. 151 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,670 Write it down! 152 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:15,354 I could be as false as your cheque. 153 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,467 I found what you wanted. For January, 1st. Which section? 154 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,726 Obituaries. 155 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,162 Here. 156 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:39,107 Albert Jack Kerner and Elizabeth Kerner died in a car accident. 157 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:43,781 Famous Boston financier and his French wife... 158 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,745 ...died during ludicrous traffic accident... 159 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:49,251 ...leaving two daughters, Elizabeth and Elizabeth. 160 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,444 What? 161 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,214 Mr. Kerner acquired considerable wealth... 162 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,393 ...third largest producer of paper, owner of several television stations. 163 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,892 - Let me think... Betty? - No, but you are, Matthieu. - Yes, yes, exactly. 164 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:05,733 Stupid Matthieu. You've never seen her before. 165 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,529 - Careful. - Thank you. 166 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,504 Stairs. 167 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,907 You see this step for the first time. In general... this house. 168 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,484 How nice is here. Matthias told me that you sell the house. 169 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,086 Sorry. We already have a buyer. 170 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,280 Yes, yes, exactly. 171 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,686 - Please. - Sorry. 172 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,628 I put the glasses on and become different man. 173 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:39,599 Different. Polite, cautious, timid, soft. 174 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,504 Anyway, my brother is a jerk. 175 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,008 And why I took it into my head to portray such a nerd. 176 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,427 - Monsieur. - Hi. 177 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,894 Good day. 178 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,767 This time mistake is not possible. You're Betty. 179 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,666 - And you Matthieu. - Yes, yes, exactly. 180 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,612 You don't look like your brother. 181 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,841 You, on the other hand, look exactly like your sister. 182 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,587 - I think she's prettier than me. - Nonsense. You are dazzling! 183 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:36,387 Could we go? I've made a reservation for 8:00 o'clock. 184 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,593 Yes, yes, exactly. 185 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,198 Have a good time. 186 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,992 - Bye. - Bye. 187 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,295 - But she...? - No, she's gone. 188 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,306 Liz appears and disappears. She's a "freeminded woman. " 189 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,446 I don't speak in English. 190 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,014 "Freeminded" means "willful", "open", "emancipated. " 191 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,777 - So, we can go? - Let's go. 192 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,751 Nice. - How charming. 193 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,482 - I never been here. - Me, too. 194 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,196 I like this intimate corner, it brings people closer together. 195 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,661 - How true! - Yes, yes, exactly. 196 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,495 - Please. - Thank you. 197 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,436 - Could you? - I'm sorry. 198 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,005 - Thank you. - Please. 199 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,172 Thank you. 200 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,878 Here. 201 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,578 Thank you. Thank you. 202 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,046 Thank you. 203 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,119 - Good evening. - Good evening. 204 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,826 - No, we drink only water. - You will not have a drink with me? 205 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,791 Well, only one glass, because after the second... 206 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,726 - This one. - Very well. 207 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,197 - The same as the madam. - Yes, sir. 208 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,100 I do not smoke, thank you. 209 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,468 I know that you and your brother work together. 210 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:59,406 Yes, yes, exactly. I am the publisher, working the first three days. 211 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:03,911 Matthias last three days. That's all. 212 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,889 What a verve! 213 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,489 You asked me what are my plans, Aunt Olga? 214 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:17,322 I confess. All my life I dreamed of sleeping with the twins. 215 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,059 Preferably rich orphans. 216 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,165 - Book publishing? - Not exactly. 217 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,200 - Please. - Excuse me. 218 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,100 We make greetings cards. 219 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:34,002 Something like UNICEF cards or reproductions of Pompidou Centre. 220 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,646 Facinating. 221 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,318 - Thank you. 222 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:50,318 - You write the poems? - Yes, no, no... we have professional writers. 223 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,500 - What? - I write poetry. 224 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,600 Really? 225 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,403 Politeness is an art of offense, but there was no escape. 226 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,369 I had to ask her to recite some shit. 227 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,376 Really? 228 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,044 It's understandable. 229 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,715 During the journey through the Orient I composed a few haiku. 230 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,577 - Excuse me? - A genre of Japanese poetry. 231 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,346 - Well, you know, five, seven, five? - Ah, yes, yes, exactly. 232 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,989 Five-seven-five... Yes, yes, exactly. 233 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,955 - Do you really want to hear it? - Can't wait. 234 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:26,756 Step on the scaffold, and forgive the executioner, 235 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,728 After all, he didn't know. 236 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,334 You are like me, you are my twin. 237 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,664 Every word. 238 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:38,801 - So similar. - Stunning. 239 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,740 Stunning. 240 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:54,184 Good morning, honey. I made you some coffee. 241 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:59,129 Which one of two? And who am I? 242 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,424 You need glasses? 243 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:05,068 Getting warmer. Glasses, then I'm Matthieu. 244 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,869 So you are... Betty. 245 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,200 Did you lose your tongue? 246 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,704 And head like a helmet, looking out of the trench. 247 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,176 - Excuse me. - I had too much yesterday, terrible migraine. 248 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,374 For migraine the best remedy is massage. 249 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:28,151 - You can't stand an alcohol? - Yes, yes, exactly. 250 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:32,387 Without glasses you look like your brother. So beautiful. 251 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,333 This is the only reliable way. 252 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,199 Not in my Dad's bed, you understand. 253 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:46,343 Yes, of course. But last night we did... 254 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,877 - We? - Don't you remember? 255 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:55,110 Of course I do. I remember you, but I don't remember where. 256 00:20:55,354 --> 00:21:00,758 On the big couch in the lobby. On the stairs, in the bathroom... 257 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,588 And on a pool table. 258 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:10,131 - What a strange choice. - That's how you promised me. 259 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:14,997 - I promised that? - This is our secret! 260 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:19,543 Wait, wait, wait. We have a secret? 261 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,747 - In the billiard room... - So? 262 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,915 - I asked you... - I remember. 263 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,711 - And you said "yes. " - I said "yes"? 264 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,351 I asked you to get married. 265 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:35,115 - And what I said? - You said, "Yes, my love. " 266 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,455 - And we got engaged. - Engaged? 267 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,928 - When Liz comes back, do not tell her. - Why? 268 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,465 Then it will mot be a secrets. 269 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,034 I have to go to work. Only three days. 270 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,332 Come back soon and do not forget. 271 00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:50,735 This, you will never forget. 272 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,704 My fiancee owns 80% of the world production of paper pulp, 7 TV stations... 273 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:59,044 ...pyramid of crispy dollars. Matthieu become fiance. 274 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,919 Shouldn't he confirm his existance. 275 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,650 - Hi! Is this Liz? - No, this is Betty. 276 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:10,419 Hello, it's Matthias Duval. Do I have a chance to talk to my brother? 277 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,895 Matthieu? He just left. Got into a taxi and left. 278 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,467 Oh, shit! I mean, I'm sorry. 279 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,030 - Is Liz at home? - Not now. 280 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,332 - Okay, I'll call her later. - Bye-bye. 281 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,679 - Let me introduce myself, I'm Liz Kerner. - What? 282 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:33,612 - Is Matthias home? - Oh, my God! 283 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,058 Let's change this for that. 284 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:42,019 Your place is in "Playboy's" centerfold. 285 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,255 Brothel is closed. Get out of here! 286 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,828 You too. Forgot where the door is? - Let me introduce... 287 00:22:49,032 --> 00:22:50,160 - Marie! 288 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,869 - You just came in? - I ride the horse in a nearby estate. 289 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:58,808 - Get out! - Marie, what about Ralph? 290 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,535 - Don't worry about Ralph. - But, Mary, Mary, I'm... 291 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,510 Exit is there. Get out, now! 292 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:10,385 Come on, Liz. One moment more and I'll explode. 293 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,727 Oh, Matthias. 294 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:19,260 - Do you have any plans? - Some. 295 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,901 To die from the heat in Paris, to watch for the 15th time Bogart's retrospective. 296 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:26,866 - Where are you going to sleep? - I can sleep in the office for now. 297 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:31,839 - Your apartment burned down? - I lost it... lost and won the tenant. 298 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:36,275 You see, when Matthieu returned from Canada, he had nowhere to go. 299 00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:38,779 - Matthieu is a jerk? - He is my brother. 300 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,885 But not mine. You come to us. 301 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,989 - I'll sleep in the maid's room? - No, in my bedroom. 302 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,490 I want you to be always around. 303 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:52,054 You perform better than the others. 304 00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:55,692 I should have jump on the first plane and to go to the office... 305 00:23:55,901 --> 00:24:00,634 dig in in a sleeping bag, and to end sensless comedy with the twins. 306 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,969 But honestly... I wanted to stay here. 307 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,972 Aunt Olga told me many times... 308 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:09,112 "Go away, Matthias, stop playing while you're winning. " 309 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:13,114 Easy to say. I was never able to stop at the right time. 310 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:17,055 Although, I owe everything to my brother. 311 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:20,381 Starting with the fact that he passed my spoken exams for the bachelor degree. 312 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:24,392 I betrayed him in the city garden with his first love. 313 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:28,133 - And she didn't recognize you? - Of course she found out, how not to? 314 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:31,336 You always leave yourself as the villain? 315 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:36,499 Dear Betty, where there is good, there is always an evil. He's the good one. 316 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,474 Are you coming? 317 00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:46,249 Betty without enthusiasm reacted to my stories. 318 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:51,156 I gave her a Parisian's phone number of Ralph and Mary, knowing that there is no one to answer. 319 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:54,153 Every half hour, she tried to call... 320 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:58,328 But apparently no one answered. 321 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,200 I suggested that she could catch her fiance in the office... 322 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:06,734 ...on Monday morning. 323 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:37,961 Damn! 324 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,267 - Hello! - Mathias Duval. 325 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:48,480 Evie! Your homosexual. 326 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:54,475 - Hello! - Whom he had in mind? 327 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,551 Get off, Mathias, I'm watching TV. 328 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:59,758 - And what is on? - We watch "Love Story", you wouldn't understand. 329 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,961 Tomorrow morning, one lady will call the office and ask for my brother. 330 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,026 - Your brother? - Yes, Matthieu. 331 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,128 Matthieu? 332 00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:07,992 And you tell her that he's at a meeting of UNICEF. 333 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,634 - What? - Or at the Center Pompidou, she will understand. 334 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:13,337 Yes, Pompidou is so much better. 335 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,802 - I have no time. - And what your brother should do? 336 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,942 - To call her back. - Always your tricks. 337 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:21,475 Evie, it's just a small lie to save the love. 338 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,409 I don't know what are you talking about. 339 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:27,574 - Hope he drops dead, that fagot. - I have to go, my husband calls. 340 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:29,050 Ok, my eye will not even blink. 341 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,512 And everything went as planned. 342 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:35,453 Betty called Matthieu, who called her back from a payphone on the beach. 343 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:44,959 - Oh, Matthieu! - Oh, Betty! 344 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:48,298 Oh, Matthieu, I wish it was Thursday. 345 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:52,440 Do not forget about our secret... and birth certificate. 346 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:57,575 I will not forget, my love. It's only thing I think about. 347 00:26:57,816 --> 00:27:02,810 Can you imagine, us, together for three days. And three nights. 348 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:05,353 The other nights I'll stay with Liz, 349 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:08,916 who, I should admit, also didn't let go. 350 00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,619 Anyway, on Wednesday morning, I was relieved to get on a plane. 351 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:13,832 One day to relax at the office. 352 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,499 Goodbye, Liz! 353 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:20,229 How do I love men, who leave in the middle of the week. 354 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,269 I am one of them! 355 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:37,011 Ernest, I hope you had time to prepare contract? 356 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,916 For this reason I wrote the new inscription for a postcard 357 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:43,253 "Christmas comes once a year!" I'm happy that you feel better!" 358 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:47,192 Monsieur Duval, there's Monsieur Volpinex to see you. 359 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:51,096 You... or your brother, Matthieu. 360 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:56,637 Do I have the pleasure to speak with Matthias Duval? 361 00:27:56,942 --> 00:28:01,276 - That's me. - My name is Ernest Volpinex. 362 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:03,311 Nice to meet you. 363 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:07,645 I am attorney for Kerner's Family. May I? 364 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:09,877 Please. 365 00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:20,189 Besides greeting cards what else you do? 366 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:27,970 - Why: "Liz Taylor is not rich?" - The times are hard. 367 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,641 Why: "My tailor is not Richard Burton?" 368 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:35,141 We can't live without humor. 369 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:41,817 If you want to see Brussels, press. 370 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,891 - Very funny. - You want to buy it? 371 00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:57,091 - We all sat together at the table. Shit! It's the guy from the party. 372 00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:01,705 In my home, around Antibes. You've probably seen me. 373 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,875 Party. Where I met Liz. 374 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:06,134 - Can I smoke? I hope you drop dead! 375 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,471 Please. 376 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,781 - May I? - No, no, not there. 377 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,512 Thank you. 378 00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:17,212 You live with the Mings? 379 00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:29,129 He is a brilliant lawyer. 380 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:34,465 You were invited by Marie Ming, I mean the Mings, and your brother, Matthieu was...? 381 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:40,804 Abroad. In Canada. I'll print you my testimony in three copies. 382 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:43,742 But I didn't understand. What do you want, Monsieur...? 383 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:46,849 Volpinex. It think, I gave you my business card. 384 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,816 - And what I should give you? - Nothing, Monsieur Duval. 385 00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:52,114 I just want to make sure that neither you nor your brother... 386 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,258 are hunting for fortune. 387 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:57,894 Monsieur Volpinex I suggest you to stop subscribing to the "La Figaro. " 388 00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:01,031 And you will not have such a bad presumption about others. 389 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:05,032 With your level of education, I would have brake you in half. 390 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:07,534 Oh well! 391 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:18,205 Black belt in aikido, seventh dan in karate. 392 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,578 Yes, of course, understood. It is necessary! 393 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:25,780 You know that the sisters Kerner recently orphaned? 394 00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:28,083 They are so fragile. 395 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:31,353 Well, we're here. My brother and me. 396 00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:35,462 Well, yes. You're to some extent, the owner. 397 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,862 Thank you. 398 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,163 Very funny. 399 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:45,774 Your company is capable of supporting one brother, but two? 400 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,002 Would die of hunger. 401 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:51,682 I understang. You're also chasing after their wealth. 402 00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:54,385 - What? - For which of the two? Liz? 403 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,315 Or Betty? 404 00:30:56,555 --> 00:31:00,491 Duvall, you can be sure, I will do everything in my power... 405 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:02,159 ...which I have massive amount... 406 00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:05,955 to rescue these girls from yours and your brother's claws. 407 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,189 I'm very glad that I met you, Monsieur... Monsieur? 408 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,335 - Volpinex. - Volpinex. 409 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,333 Take two before a meal, abstain from alcohol and from women 410 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:17,235 Do not reduce the prescribed dose and call me if you don't get better... 411 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,968 Don't take me as your tour guide around the Kerner's house. 412 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,773 - See you later. - I don't need a tour guide. 413 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:26,815 After work, I'm playing in a casino. 414 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:38,787 I know. I should have thought before. But there're things that you don't tell to women. 415 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:48,164 Your gave me bounced cheque. You can eat it. 416 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,931 I asked Betty in the name of Matthieu to lend him two thousand. 417 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:54,738 I told her that he has invested all his money in the pacifist movement. 418 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:58,609 I have not finished my lies, as she gave me three. 419 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:04,314 Okay, I ruined those you asked me, what do I do next? 420 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,882 Do you remember the poster, painted with illusory dollar? 421 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,619 - So what? - That was a really artful. 422 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,388 - We almost got jailed. - But it was artful. 423 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,591 And still, we almost got jailed And I didn't get any money. 424 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:21,294 Wait. Bithday of mother-in-law. What, if we write this: 425 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:23,770 "If you don't like your age, pick yourself the one you want"? 426 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:26,102 - What to create? - A blank birth certificate. 427 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,676 - Blank one? - Here, take mine. 428 00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,678 Copy all the signatures, carefully forge the seal of Municipality. 429 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,680 This is basic. Then, it'll remain just to fill it out... 430 00:32:33,681 --> 00:32:35,478 ...and mother-in-law will be again 20 years younger. 431 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,655 - You don't like your age? - You can choose any. 432 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,323 So, the mothers-in-law. How much would you to pay? 433 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:43,060 - It'll pay itself, from sales. - 500, will be ready by the evening. 434 00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:46,697 Charlie, it's one hour of work. Stock Exchange will not pay this much. 435 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:48,627 - 250. - 300. 436 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:52,030 - Good. 300 at the end of the month. - 250. Now. 437 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:57,700 The same evening, Charlie brought the false form. You couldn't tell the difference from original. 438 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:01,176 I wrote the data from my birth certificate. 439 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,680 Matthias, 7:27. 440 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:09,143 Matthieu, 7:39. 441 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:15,257 Easy, Matthieu. I gave you life. Now you exist. 442 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,229 Matthieu! 443 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:24,327 With the birth of Mathieu life became intoxicating rac... 444 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:29,803 ...into the crazy dessert. How strange, Matthias envies Matthieu. 445 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,473 - Look, there's Liz. - What? 446 00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:40,051 Damn, she wears her new bikini. And how strange, Matthias envies Matthieu. 447 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:44,687 And there's a "Black Prince. " So that's how she spent the weekend. 448 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,117 They go crazy, when they learn that we're getting married. 449 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,327 - Yes, yes, exactly. 450 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:54,260 - On Sunday, I'll go to Paris with you. - You don't like it here? 451 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,900 And who I'll be on Wednesday? 452 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:02,836 - Who you will be on Wednesday? - I'm going to be Madame Duval. 453 00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:06,277 - What? - I have arranged everything. 454 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:10,374 - Isn't that wonderful? - Awesome. 455 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:14,807 Come on, let Liz stays here alone with Matthias. 456 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:19,155 - Awesome. Awesome. 457 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,359 Yes, but how Matthias could spend three days with Liz... 458 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:24,562 ...if Matthieu goes to Paris to marry Betty? 459 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:29,198 For the first time since the beginning of this story I wanted to have a twin brother. 460 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:33,861 Let ask for Matthieu. No mother, no father. Fast. 461 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,550 And why it takes so long? 462 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,822 What is he waiting for? 463 00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:01,960 Well, it's even better. Hoax with the twins sooner or later will surface. 464 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:04,827 And then - goodbye, millions. 465 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:11,833 Hello? One minute. Matthieu, it's for you. 466 00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:13,635 Me? Who? 467 00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:15,277 I'm sorry, who's calling? 468 00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:18,243 No, let me. I'll take it. 469 00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:26,256 - Matthias, is that you? - Matthias! This is Matthias! 470 00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:29,119 Concierge apparently is not awake, yet. Instructeded me to call Matthieu. 471 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,556 - It was my fault, I got confused. - Well, at least I have a phone number. 472 00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:34,231 - Disgraceful. - Did something happen? 473 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:38,630 - What a mess! You got me upset, man. - What happened? 474 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:42,238 Why I got you upset? Matthias, are you OK? 475 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:47,537 - This despite the fact that the dollar goes up. Yes. Why did you ask to call you? 476 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:50,509 I didn't ask you, but I'm listening. 477 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:54,181 - I got it, tell me what do you want. - Yes, yes, exactly. 478 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:58,446 - You have a girlfriend by your side? - Decide for yourself, buddy. 479 00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:03,387 Kiss her from me. Well, what do I do now? 480 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:06,359 - Hang up the phone? - Yes, if you please. 481 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:11,132 No, Matthias, that's why I flew from Canada to help you. 482 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,066 Yes. Speak... louder, and then I have here... 483 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:20,271 Yes, yes. Okay, kid, I know. OK. 484 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:24,573 Yes. Yes. See you on Wednesday. Bye. 485 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,341 - What happened? - It's Mattias. 486 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,816 - I understand, but... - Problem with taxes. 487 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:34,184 Numbers, his weakness since school, he has to stay at work for a few days. 488 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:38,192 - Liz will be very upset. - Ah, Liz? Poor Matthias. 489 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,261 I so wanted him to be my best man. 490 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:45,427 Betty arranged everything. She introduced me to Wonderland, like the frightened girl. 491 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:49,299 And I survived my wedding in some kind ecstatic amazement. 492 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:54,535 And since Matthieu Duval - thoughtful, intelligent, refined man. 493 00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,713 In one word, beau... 494 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:59,212 Betty, dear, what's the rush? 495 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:05,113 Well, I would have been the first playboy in this blessed country, well, then fine. 496 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,491 I knew, why I get married, but did she? 497 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,728 Will I hide my cocker spaniel's eyes? 498 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:13,361 Yes. 499 00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:16,590 In the name of the law now pronounce you the husband and wife. 500 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:20,236 So, not enen two days had passed, and Elizabeth Kerner became Madame Duval. 501 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:22,736 Dream of the young girl become reality. 502 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,601 Yet Betty, what's the rush? Why the rush? 503 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:39,412 I'm not to old to eat the mustard. 504 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,356 But where is my hot dog? 505 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:45,855 The next day. 506 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:49,225 My dear, sign this and now all what's mine will be yours, as well. 507 00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:52,130 What's the hurry? 508 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:02,275 - Good morning, sir. - Monsieur... newspaper, please. 509 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:04,311 Thank you. 510 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:07,444 Good day, sir. 511 00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,830 - Oh, good morning! - Good morning. 512 00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:26,559 It's me, Liz. Make yourself at home. 513 00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:30,898 Soon you'll graze your sheeps on our pastures. 514 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,276 Sponge behind you. 515 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:40,547 Betty knows you..? - That I'm in Paris? No, Betty doesn't know. 516 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,845 I decided to catch Matthias in his lair. 517 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:50,086 I called your secretary four times, but she said that he hadn't returned from lunch. 518 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,923 - But... you can't go without lunch... - France is a country of gluttons. 519 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:59,569 To eat for four hours. And you? When you leave for work? 520 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:04,207 Work during honeymoon? But Betty will get angry if I betray our secret. 521 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:08,706 - I had a small dispute with Matthias. - Dispute? 522 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,609 - Matthias is running business... how should I say it? - The way it is. 523 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:16,844 - Bypassing morality. - Morality in business? Asshole! 524 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:21,854 You're unique. You should offer your body for scientific research. 525 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:35,972 Hello! Still in the restaurant? 526 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:40,735 How many desserts he takes? Tell him I'm coming. 527 00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:45,407 Carlos, go get me a drink. 528 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,550 - Oh, it's you. 529 00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:49,582 Tell Carlos to make me a drink. 530 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,049 No, no... I'll do it. 531 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:53,816 A large glass, two ice cubes and vodka around. 532 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,357 A wet kiss is evidently prepared for the other one. 533 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,128 So, the first line, 2206. 534 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:14,010 So, vodka. Damn! 535 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,844 - Wait! - Oh, so sorry? 536 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:23,020 - I'm talking to the tailor. - Use another phone. 537 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:29,223 So... sleeves, the sleeves, the sleeves. 538 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,093 - Kerner's residence. - Liz Kerner, please. 539 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:41,433 - Liz, are you in Paris? - Ah, it's you. How many desserts did you have? 540 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,607 You are my dessert. 541 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:46,638 I'd like to see you tonight. 542 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,675 Tonight will be difficult, Princess. 543 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,038 - You got a date? 544 00:40:50,349 --> 00:40:52,845 She is young and naive, her father wants to invest 50 thousand. 545 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,816 That's what I like about you, you have no problem to lie. 546 00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,453 - At 11:30 at my place? - For this I'd have to stand up on my ears. 547 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:05,823 - Would you like to talk to your brother? - Matthieu, he's with you? 548 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:09,966 Nicky, go tell Monsieur Duval, his brother wants to talk with him. 549 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:14,697 - OK, until the evening then. - OK. 550 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:23,276 - Monsieur Duval. your brother is on the line. - Oh... okay. 551 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,073 I got it! 552 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:31,414 - Hello, yes? No, Matthias, don't get involved in it. - Yes, yes, exactly. 553 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,353 No, no. Trading books - three times more expensive. 554 00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:40,792 No, no, it's unethical. Ethical. I'll spell it: E-T-H-... 555 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:44,034 Damn! Forgot the ice. 556 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:51,462 Angel fell down from heaven... Stubborn heiress. 557 00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:54,364 Kiss me, my love. 558 00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:56,971 Right now, kid. 559 00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:02,979 My lovely girl. 560 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:06,106 The instructions said: one capsule. 561 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:09,319 I used a whole package. 562 00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:15,392 So, I can't play on two boards. I throw two fishing pols... 563 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:21,698 ...and Matthieu caught larger fish. Stop fishing, Matthias. 564 00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:24,333 You're, unlike Mathieu completely immoral. 565 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:28,733 After all, he grabbed the trophy as the first one. So long, Madame Duval. 566 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:32,875 Go ahead! It's time to end up with Liz. Without sentiments. 567 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:43,743 - Just on time. - Who would dare to make a woman wait? 568 00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:48,720 - You decided to break up? - And what you decided, Liz? 569 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,895 We had 4 or 5 times sex, and then smoked 60 cigarettes... 570 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,394 ...exchanged hundreds of pleasantries. 571 00:43:58,503 --> 00:44:00,994 Even complete idyll has an end. 572 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,140 - I have another suggestion. - To go to bed? 573 00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:06,605 We can do it right here. 574 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:10,336 - You only think about it. - I try not to think. 575 00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:12,982 But if I think, it's about that. 576 00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:16,050 You sure, you don't want to read it? 577 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:19,755 I read a book once, didn't help. - Well... so long. I'm going. 578 00:44:20,990 --> 00:44:22,983 - Look... just for a moment. 579 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:25,594 - You would like it. 580 00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:29,323 - What is it? - An offer to get married. 581 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:43,746 Both of them? Betty yesterday and today, Liz. 582 00:44:44,549 --> 00:44:50,249 I tend to lose my head because of women, but not to that degree. 583 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:54,583 Why me? Why not a trumpet player? 584 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:57,352 - You're perfect for this case. - Why? 585 00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:01,428 You're poor, frivolous and not bad looking. 586 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:06,462 - Who told you that I'm single? - I made some inquiries. 587 00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:12,332 With those who prepared the contract? Volpinex didn't price my skin very high. 588 00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:14,568 - $400 a month to play the role of your husband. 589 00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:18,270 - Fucking bastard! I told him 4,000. 590 00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:28,956 - Well, 4,000 sounds OK? - Let's see. 591 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:34,426 Article 1. Sexual freedom for the wife and the husband. Everything is predicted. 592 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:39,092 Divorce. Wow, nothing forgotten. My death, yours... 593 00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:43,171 In any case: $4,000 adieu, farewell Matthias! 594 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:47,909 No, Liz. Precautions must be mutual. 595 00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:51,171 I make the offer only once. 596 00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:57,752 - I don't love you. - I don't care, it's strictly business. 597 00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:01,550 - For $4,000. - What do you take me for? 598 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:04,059 Goodbye! 599 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,897 And now it started to rain! 600 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:27,378 Why do I need this crappy contract. 601 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,746 Matthias! I give you two minutes to think it over. 602 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:35,223 There's something wrong. What is all this circus? 603 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:38,895 If I will not get married by the end of the year, I will lose $3 million. 604 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,529 - Taxes? - Yes. 605 00:46:40,765 --> 00:46:44,098 Well, how to put it? My father really wanted us to get married. 606 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,894 - And Betty? - What Betty? 607 00:46:46,103 --> 00:46:48,503 - She should also get married? - Leave Betty alone. 608 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:52,106 - I want to know the big picture. - To shit with your big picture. 609 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:55,871 You have one minute. Then offer is withdrawn. 610 00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:03,843 Betty grasped me with tenderness, but, obviously, she had the same goal as Liz. 611 00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:07,114 I got it. This is a marriage of convenience. 612 00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:10,691 Matthias! Think fast! I don't need wet husband. 613 00:47:10,928 --> 00:47:12,862 Matthias is gone! There's no more Matthias! 614 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:15,794 - $4000. - So "yes" or "no"? 615 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:18,729 Damn! Wait, wait! 616 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:23,337 $4000 a month? Four a month? For five years, right? 617 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:26,977 This is...? How much? How much that will be? 618 00:47:27,244 --> 00:47:33,050 This will be 240 thousand dollars. 12% net profit a year... plus... 619 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:40,754 Wait... multiply times two. So it will be $482,725.72. 620 00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:44,722 You know, why I can't refuse? 621 00:47:44,962 --> 00:47:47,988 Because you're like everyone else. You don't need a lot. 622 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:51,794 - What? - No, you need everything. 623 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,872 Tireless Betty. 624 00:48:37,782 --> 00:48:40,683 As the fiancee you're as goood as the lover. 625 00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:45,087 - And as the husband? - Not so fast, Matthias. 626 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:50,156 Matthias!? Shit! It's not Betty, it's Liz. It all happened with lightning speed. 627 00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:54,296 I signed the damn contract, she ordered champagne. 628 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,399 We took a taxi, went up the stairs. 629 00:48:57,635 --> 00:49:00,604 This bed, this woman, and finally I said to myself: 630 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:06,038 Time to go, I have to disappear. And I fell asleep. What the hell! I fell asleep! Idiot! 631 00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:12,073 If I'm in bed with Liz, who wakes up Betty? 632 00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:16,946 - Something wrong? - I'm sorry, I have to go. 633 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:21,684 What I like about you is, that in fact you're romantic. 634 00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:26,019 I'm waiting for you on the other side. 635 00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,430 So. 636 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,737 - Is this you? - How did you sleep, my love? 637 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:46,313 - I have a migraine. - Don't move, I'll get some aspirin. 638 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,737 - What are you doing? - I'm coming... 639 00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:19,513 I'm here, my love. 640 00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:23,244 - Wy I have a such a headache? - From champagne. 641 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:26,387 Yes, probably, it had a weird taste. 642 00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:30,082 Here, have a drink! 643 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:33,321 - Go to sleep and I ran. - Come here to me. 644 00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:37,392 You awaken hunger in me. Animal hunger. 645 00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:42,937 I know, I know. Let's get some sleep. It's the best medicine for migraine. 646 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:45,267 My love! 647 00:50:48,012 --> 00:50:51,209 - I'm sorry, I have business to take care off. - What? 648 00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:14,766 - You see, I'm... - You said, you'll be quick. 649 00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:23,244 Well, I must use... 650 00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:32,879 - When you gonna dress? - Later. 651 00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:05,318 - Well, are you a little better? - I'll tell you later. 652 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:11,384 Matthias leaves the shower, then Matthieu has to find some time for... 653 00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:14,462 ...Matthias to dress, Matthias gets out, go through the pantry... 654 00:52:14,698 --> 00:52:17,633 ...and Matthieu has to jump in the car, in the arms of his beloved. 655 00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,665 Piece of cake. 656 00:52:20,704 --> 00:52:23,832 - Are you talking to yourself? - I need to take a shower. See you soon. 657 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:26,202 - Hold on. - What is it? 658 00:52:26,443 --> 00:52:28,411 - Glasses. 659 00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:33,914 Lenses plus glasses. 660 00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:52,766 You were so dirty? 661 00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:56,768 For $4000 a month you deserve perfectly clean husband. 662 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,842 - Would you like a breakfast? - No, no, I have to run. 663 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:05,139 I wouldn't want to meet with Matthieu. 664 00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:08,749 - Where will you be today? - It's hard to say. 665 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:11,087 I'll call you. 666 00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:15,257 I keep thinking what I'd do if you wouldn't sign the contract. 667 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:17,654 Nothing, you would fell in love with me. 668 00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:21,187 Don't forget the birth certificate. 669 00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:30,668 - Matthieu! My heart! - Yes, my soul. Here I am, my love. 670 00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,739 I'm coming. 671 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,175 - Honey! - Just one small... 672 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:40,346 Shit! 673 00:53:44,321 --> 00:53:46,118 You were so dirty? 674 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:49,052 You don't have a rich husband husband, but at least clean one. 675 00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:51,454 I'm going, I have an appointment. 676 00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:53,185 - Something happened? - No, nothing. 677 00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:55,990 - Small problem. - Hurry up, my love. 678 00:54:02,306 --> 00:54:06,766 Bigamy. Article 340 of the Criminal Code. From 3 to 6 years. 679 00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:09,604 What do you want, Aunt Olga? 680 00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:12,145 The little man risks of becoming a big idiot... 681 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:15,044 ...that instead of big profits grabs small amount. 682 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,449 $4000 for 5 years, isn't that enough, Matthieu? 683 00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:24,287 We must get rid of my brother. It is necessary to put him in the freezer. 684 00:54:25,229 --> 00:54:28,630 To get a salary at least one more time. 685 00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:31,198 - Volpinex called. - Shit! 686 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:36,634 It's your second blood test result this week. You're not sick, are you? 687 00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:39,234 Shit! 688 00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:44,571 Charlie wants to know, whether your like a birth certificate? 689 00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:47,674 - Not what I expected! 690 00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:51,149 - No, wait, I wanted to tell you... - Leave me alone. Shit! 691 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,454 Hi, Olga! 692 00:54:57,694 --> 00:55:00,356 Get away, Matthieu! Hide, leave! 693 00:55:00,564 --> 00:55:03,499 Now you will not be able to pass me exam for the bachelor. 694 00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:06,259 Yes, I know, I know... To marry another one is pure madness. 695 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:09,064 Matthieu has to vanish. He has to disapear. 696 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:12,207 Let he returns wher he came from. To Canada. 697 00:55:12,442 --> 00:55:14,933 To Canada! To Canada! 698 00:55:15,245 --> 00:55:18,737 - You called me? - Yes. No. 699 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:21,109 - What is it, Matthias? - I'll explain later. 700 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,546 - Call me a taxi. - What is it? 701 00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:24,617 Taxi, shit! 702 00:55:35,365 --> 00:55:37,230 Yeah? 703 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,464 Matthias! 704 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,271 Well, tell me, where have you gone? 705 00:55:42,539 --> 00:55:45,337 Can you do for me small investigation? 706 00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:47,839 - Problems? - No... nonsense! 707 00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:50,170 - I'm getting married. 708 00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:55,544 - Matthieu! - Matthieu! 709 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,913 - Mathias! - Oh, it's you, Betty! 710 00:55:59,122 --> 00:56:01,181 - He's not with you? - No. 711 00:56:01,425 --> 00:56:04,360 What is it? What the matter? 712 00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:08,561 Shit! Sorry, Betty! 713 00:56:08,765 --> 00:56:12,531 - What happened? An accidant? - Worse. 714 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:20,600 - Matthias, I will not let you go until you... - Do not ask. Betty. 715 00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:22,971 You will not like my answer. 716 00:56:23,247 --> 00:56:26,478 - Do you mean that...? - Yes. 717 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:30,709 No. He has another woman? 718 00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:36,092 Don't judge him too harshly, Betty. 719 00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:38,954 He met her in the Fourier commune in Montreal. 720 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,594 What? 721 00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:46,861 She is now in the hospital. She tried to commit suicide. She needs him. 722 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:49,368 - But he could write to her? - Where? 723 00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:52,769 - Montreal. - Yes, but she can not read. 724 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:54,204 Why? 725 00:56:54,444 --> 00:56:56,776 She jumped from the second floor on a parked car and... 726 00:56:56,947 --> 00:56:59,347 ...most likely she'll remain blind for life. 727 00:56:59,483 --> 00:57:01,508 - Well, let's call her? - Yes, but... 728 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:04,915 - First thing, where is Matthieu? - We had terrible fight in the morning. 729 00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:09,183 He slammed the door, and then, an hour ago Professor Kladon called. 730 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:12,829 She threatens to repeat the attempt, if he doen't come back. 731 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:16,463 - To marry her? - No. 732 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,830 Matthieu doesn't want to get married. No, no... 733 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:24,739 She just wants to see him. 734 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,206 No, I'll tell him. 735 00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:32,781 - Betty, it would be ideal... - He needs to go there. 736 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,609 Thank you. 737 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:42,348 - I will go to Canada with him. - Wait a minute... No. Wait. No. 738 00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:50,033 - Maybe you still go with me? - No, dear, it's all settled. 739 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:53,031 I talked to your brother, you have to fly alone. 740 00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:55,397 Yes, I guess it's better by myself. 741 00:57:57,107 --> 00:58:00,372 I wouldn't love you, if you wouldn't be so generous. 742 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:04,546 - Bye, Betty! - Come back soon! 743 00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:13,411 Good title for an article: "One twin hides the other. " 744 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:17,423 Compared to this, the play of suicide scene in Montreal... 745 00:58:17,627 --> 00:58:19,822 ...was a kid's game. 746 00:58:20,097 --> 00:58:22,497 Miniature golf. 747 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:25,361 - Hello, Nicky! - It's Duval. 748 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:28,365 - What? No, Matthias. - Liz at home? 749 00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:32,039 - Ah, it's you. - Well, how is my love bird? 750 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,509 - Am I beeing invited for the evening? - Do you have a tuxedo? 751 00:58:35,779 --> 00:58:38,805 - I borrowed one from Matthieu. - I'll take you to the opera. 752 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:40,346 Even worse. 753 00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:43,917 - What you are planning, Matthias? - I'll explain later. 754 00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:49,615 - And your brother, how is he? - He took care of both of us, thank you. 755 00:58:54,498 --> 00:58:56,193 - Well, how did you like it? - Who? 756 00:58:56,433 --> 00:58:58,628 - Opera. - Hot. 757 00:59:01,171 --> 00:59:04,504 By the way, when is the wedding? 758 00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:07,608 I decide that. Article 1. 759 00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:14,917 - Now what do we do? - You do whatever you want. I'm leaving. 760 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:19,787 - Excuse me, for a minute. - Wait, wait. Are you for real? 761 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:24,391 - Have I ever lied? - Read the contract again. 762 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:28,331 Yes, I remember. Article 7. Sexual freedom. 763 00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:32,801 - Good evening! - Who let you in? 764 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:36,569 - No, I have my key. - Your key? 765 00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:38,934 Liz gave it to me. 766 00:59:40,242 --> 00:59:43,736 Well, you can not just walk in into someone's house. 767 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:47,507 And into other people lives, and other people plans. 768 00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:52,084 Ubiquitous Volpinex. "Man in Black". You are indestructible. 769 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,347 No film is complete without your presence. 770 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:58,721 Have a seat since you're here! But certainly you're welcome to leave immediately. 771 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:03,195 I came to talk about you to leave. 772 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:08,065 - Well, I like it here. - No... 773 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:12,306 I mean to leave forever. 774 01:00:15,212 --> 01:00:20,650 Ernest, I will marry Liz. Soon I'll become a part of the family, my dear. 775 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:25,581 Duval, your family belongs to the second class. 776 01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,023 Ernie! 777 01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:35,159 - Hallo! - Hi! 778 01:00:39,102 --> 01:00:42,503 You will not be bored. You have here all, what single man needs. 779 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:44,639 Good night! 780 01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:48,404 Such a monster! 781 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:58,383 There are times when I am capable of murder. 782 01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:18,398 Good evening! 783 01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:20,372 Betty! 784 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:24,376 - Are you alone? - Liz is meeting with her lawyer. 785 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:28,109 Sometimes she lacks common sense. 786 01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:39,124 - Any news from Canada? - Yes, Matthieu called me. 787 01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:40,921 He sits by her bedside. 788 01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:43,029 - How is she? - I think better. 789 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:45,728 He couldn't talk for a long time. 790 01:01:46,002 --> 01:01:47,970 I see. 791 01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:52,964 - I had never seen you like this. - "Like this"? What do you mean? 792 01:01:53,176 --> 01:01:57,943 Calm, serious. It's strange for Gemini. 793 01:01:58,281 --> 01:02:00,272 Why strange? 794 01:02:00,584 --> 01:02:03,417 So similar, and at the same time is so different. 795 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,451 Liz and me, you and your brother. 796 01:02:08,024 --> 01:02:12,518 - In your opinion, we are so different? - How should I know? 797 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:20,861 You ever wanted to perform scientific experiment? 798 01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:26,566 - In what sense? - To understand the depth of the differences. 799 01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:30,837 - It would be interesting to find out. - Are not you afraid to be dissappointed? 800 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:35,108 I read in her eyes, "yes. " Just to reach out and take her. 801 01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:39,311 She was not mine, but I still reached out for her. 802 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:53,061 Suddenly, in the midst of our passion it came to my head. 803 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:55,464 I'm competing with myself. 804 01:02:55,705 --> 01:02:59,004 This thought grabbed me so deep, that I literally... 805 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:03,745 - Strange, isn't it? - Yes, strange. 806 01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:06,915 I thought about you and your brother before. 807 01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:11,849 - Really? - Incredible, it feels like Matthieu. 808 01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:16,991 - And you know everything. - It would be better not to know anything and be myself. 809 01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:19,593 You are deceiver. 810 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:26,068 - So what do you think of the difference? - Long live the difference! 811 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:29,966 - What do you think? - Close your eyes and I'll tell you. 812 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:34,667 You are better! 813 01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:44,913 Me, better. 814 01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:52,091 Me, better? Better whom? 815 01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:58,598 She got married only four days ago, and already cheating on me with another. 816 01:04:02,806 --> 01:04:04,671 Shit! 817 01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:07,774 Well, you aren't the other, and yet, you aren't her husband. 818 01:04:08,044 --> 01:04:11,536 If you are to some extent not her husband, then she doesn't know about it. 819 01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:15,080 In other words, one of us is a cuckhold. 820 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,718 Cuckold? 821 01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:24,955 Betty, who was with me, quite unlike Betty, who was with Ma... 822 01:04:26,262 --> 01:04:30,631 ...with Matthieu. That is, with me. With the other. Shit! Very confused! 823 01:04:34,237 --> 01:04:38,298 You better. She sang the praises about my navel. 824 01:04:38,508 --> 01:04:41,966 I wonder why my belly button is different from my brother's? 825 01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:48,714 God, what am I saying? What am I saying? 826 01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:55,416 Why someone always takes your achievements in love? 827 01:04:55,658 --> 01:04:57,922 Am I in love with her? 828 01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:04,022 In love. 829 01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:11,368 Betty, it's me, Matthieu. Matthieu from Montreal. 830 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:16,979 What a night! I think of you. I love you... I miss you. I can not live without you. 831 01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:21,115 I think I love you. Here, I confess. Yes, I love you. 832 01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:24,115 I'm coming back I'll arrive tomorrow morning. I love you. 833 01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:29,656 Matthias! Matthias is 11:00 pm! Get up quickly. Ralph is here. 834 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:33,357 - What day do we have? - Monday. 835 01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:37,692 Shit! I'm arriving in half an hour. Ralph! 836 01:05:39,202 --> 01:05:41,261 Yeah, well... 837 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:43,703 What were you saying? 838 01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:46,774 I made inquiries about the sisters. 839 01:05:47,010 --> 01:05:48,500 - Twins! - Twins. 840 01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:50,337 - So you already know? - Start from the end. 841 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:55,517 From the end or the beginning it's all the same. They are legally not eligible. 842 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:59,687 They are legally not eligible. 843 01:05:59,923 --> 01:06:03,017 - What... not eligible? - To take over legacy of the Kerners. 844 01:06:03,259 --> 01:06:05,693 No more words. No. 845 01:06:05,929 --> 01:06:09,626 No, wait, wait. Look! Sit down! Sit down! 846 01:06:09,866 --> 01:06:11,333 Listen! 847 01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:14,435 To get access to the Kerner estate. 848 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:18,600 To get access to the Kerner estate, they must get married. 849 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,207 - Yes, taxes, I know. - How much in taxes? 850 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,409 Three million. 851 01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:23,441 Smart trick to get around administration taxes. 852 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:26,013 Come on, explain it to me. 853 01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:28,480 Basically, old Kerner was a true Puritan. 854 01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:30,152 He believed in family values. 855 01:06:30,353 --> 01:06:33,117 To get to the safe, they must first go to the City Hall. 856 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:36,156 But there is one catch. The old man had a twin brother. 857 01:06:36,392 --> 01:06:38,257 He left them the same amount. 858 01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:40,725 - How generous. - 45% each. 859 01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:43,626 - But that is the case. - I don't understand. 860 01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:46,995 Shit! How much is: 45 +45? 861 01:06:47,370 --> 01:06:48,928 - How much? - 90, so what? 862 01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:51,663 The one who will get married first, has the rights to buy 10%... 863 01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:55,208 ...which gives you controll over Kerner empire. 864 01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:57,345 Do you understand? 865 01:06:57,814 --> 01:07:02,547 - Who owns 10%? - Kerner's twin brother. 866 01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:06,312 - Uncle Timothy. - And what uncle Timothy says? 867 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:07,853 - So far, uncle Timothy says "no. " 868 01:07:08,091 --> 01:07:10,059 - Are you awake, dear? - Why did you lie to me? 869 01:07:10,293 --> 01:07:12,352 - What do you mean? - About taxes. 870 01:07:12,729 --> 01:07:15,823 - What? - Taxes! 871 01:07:16,065 --> 01:07:17,532 You married me... 872 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:22,033 ...to save three million dollars in taxes. - Yes, it's true. 873 01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:24,297 My sweet heart, my love. 874 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:27,840 - And what about the inheritance? - What, my dear? 875 01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:32,070 - You and your sister are getting 45%. - Who told you? 876 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:35,944 - Matthias? - Liz has no secrets from him. 877 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:39,148 - Dear. I hid from you only a part of the truth. 878 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:42,790 - Liar! - I'm not a liar, I love you. 879 01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:45,153 Why then you slept with my brother? 880 01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:49,058 He told me all the details. 881 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:53,529 Matthieu, nothing would have happened, but... you are so similar to each other. 882 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:55,237 You admitted? 883 01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:57,268 At the same time, there's nothing in common. 884 01:07:57,473 --> 01:08:01,273 - Oh, indeed! Why he's better? - I'm sorry. 885 01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:05,174 - Betty, I can not continue like that. - Matthieu, no! 886 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,815 - I do not know, where am I? - I love you! 887 01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:09,985 - I see darkness. - Forgive me, in God's name! 888 01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:12,744 - Leave me, leave me alone! - No, I love you, Matthieu! 889 01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:15,787 - No! - Leave me, leave me. I'll call you! 890 01:08:18,494 --> 01:08:22,225 - What are you doing so early? - You didn't pay the cleaner for two months. 891 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:24,491 Someone has to pay the bills. 892 01:08:25,368 --> 01:08:28,098 - You wear glasses again? - No, I lost one contact lenses. 893 01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:33,904 One day glasses, another contact lenses. What does opthometrist say? 894 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,077 Contact lenses can not be abused. 895 01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:38,041 Same with double game. 896 01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:40,111 Matthias! 897 01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:42,951 Can you explain what's on your mind? 898 01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:46,553 It's on your mind. Fantasies it's your main problem. 899 01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:51,950 Hello! Monsieur Duval? Yes. Which one? 900 01:08:53,262 --> 01:08:56,527 - Matthias Duval speaking. - Oh, Betty! 901 01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:01,036 No, Betty. He left 5 minutes ago. 902 01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:06,606 Yes, he looked depressed. No, he didn't explain anything. Well, I know him. 903 01:09:08,044 --> 01:09:11,411 He always behaves like that, when he's sad at heart. 904 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,683 I assure you, Betty! I did not say anything. 905 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:34,632 - Your brother went on vacation? - What? 906 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:37,305 - And he didn't take you with him? - Well... 907 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:39,469 So what should I say? 908 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:43,578 Wedding is tomorrow. I'm sorry. Your brother is not here? 909 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:48,108 - No, no, and it's better this way. - Are you leaving? 910 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:53,122 - Yes, yes, exactly. Goodbye! 911 01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:55,053 - Bye! 912 01:09:55,258 --> 01:09:59,024 - Will Matthias be in the office today? - I think he's somewhere close. 913 01:10:00,063 --> 01:10:01,758 August is almost over... 914 01:10:02,098 --> 01:10:04,464 ...and totally exhausted me. 915 01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:13,508 Three weeks. Three weeks I run in small circles. 916 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:16,679 It is time to stop. Stop, stop! 917 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,709 So, Matthieu married Betty, but if I omit some details... 918 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,147 ...I can repeat all with Liz. 919 01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:28,351 It's a chance to get jailed! 920 01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:31,822 So... Stop, stop! 921 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:40,669 No, stop! 922 01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:47,441 - How far? - Three hundred thousand kilometers. 923 01:10:47,677 --> 01:10:51,010 Three hundred thousand kilometers between us: the mountains, glaciers, boundries. 924 01:10:54,150 --> 01:10:55,708 I don't love you, Liz. 925 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:58,113 - You signed a contract. - It becomes legal only after the wedding, 926 01:10:58,354 --> 01:10:59,719 But there will not be a wedding. 927 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,891 - Did you fell in love with the cashier at the supermarket? - Yes, I know, Article 7. 928 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,027 - Sexual freedom. - No, I refuse. 929 01:11:06,496 --> 01:11:12,492 Around you many bachelors. They would love $4000 a month and rights to your bed. 930 01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:14,101 So why me? 931 01:11:14,337 --> 01:11:17,500 Men from my society will not understand it... 932 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:20,231 And then, they would never agree to such a conditions. 933 01:11:20,476 --> 01:11:24,708 - $4000 a month? - It is not even enough for the cigarettes. 934 01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:28,007 Volpinex? Why don't you marry him? 935 01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:31,652 - I'm afraid of him. - At least we have something in common. 936 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:34,115 No, I'm leaving, Liz. Bye! 937 01:11:35,191 --> 01:11:40,390 I can't let you go, Matthias. I need to get married, otherwise all is lost. 938 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:43,531 I know, but Matthieu and Betty are already married. 939 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:47,496 Betty? Bitch! Are you sure? 940 01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:50,703 Last week in Turin. 941 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:54,933 Bitch! Wait, Matthias, wait! 942 01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:02,612 No, no, do not write anything. It is unfair, wait. Wait. 943 01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:06,452 Hello, "Air France"? What time Concorde is flying to New York? 944 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,954 Wait, that's not fair! It's against the law! 945 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,989 - We're getting marry after lunch. - What? 946 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:14,390 - Do you have a blood test? - Not all is lost. 947 01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:18,031 - Uncle Timothy loves me more. - No, wait, wait. 948 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:21,000 You're playing not fair. 949 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:24,162 On Long Island after the statements you don't have to wait. 950 01:12:24,373 --> 01:12:25,772 We'll be married in fifteen minutes. 951 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:31,207 Yes? Departure from Roissy at 11:00 am, arrival in New York at 8:45 local time. 952 01:12:31,447 --> 01:12:34,575 Well. Well, thank you. 953 01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:40,781 No, no... You can't do this to a poor man. 954 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:43,218 No! No! 955 01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:46,553 Have you tried to ignore the cheque, who landed, like a dragonfly... 956 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:50,960 ...down on your desk? I felt with me finger every zero. 957 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:53,795 What time should I arrive at the airport? 958 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:58,765 Roissy 2. Charles de Gaulle Airport. 11:00 am. 959 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:03,273 8:45 am. Local time. New York. JFK Airport. 960 01:13:03,779 --> 01:13:07,715 9:18 am. The Brooklyn Bridge. 961 01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:12,546 9:40 am. Fairfield. Connecticut. 962 01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:16,314 10:15 am. Newport, Rhode Island. 963 01:13:17,193 --> 01:13:18,785 10:26 am. 964 01:13:20,930 --> 01:13:24,093 10:34 am. Newport. City Hall. 965 01:13:25,201 --> 01:13:27,226 - "Yes, I do". - And I "Yes, I do". 966 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:31,531 01:00 pm. JFK Airport. New York. 967 01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:35,072 Roissy 2 Airport, 10:45 pm. 968 01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:37,107 Aha, hallo. 969 01:13:39,782 --> 01:13:44,185 - Bye! - Bye, Madame! Good bye, Monsieur! 970 01:13:56,065 --> 01:13:58,363 Leave me alone. 971 01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:13,372 I am married to two wealthy heiress, and I spend my wedding night... 972 01:14:13,582 --> 01:14:17,211 ...one on one with the hot dog and a can of warm beer. 973 01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:19,617 Chears! 974 01:14:19,855 --> 01:14:23,188 It would be so nice to have Betty on one side, and Liz on the other. 975 01:14:23,492 --> 01:14:26,689 What I'm mumbling? Talking like being in love. 976 01:14:26,929 --> 01:14:29,523 Love? Only this wasn't enough. 977 01:14:30,733 --> 01:14:33,133 - Liz? - Liz! 978 01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:36,834 - Betty, I'm... - Where is Matthieu? 979 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:40,634 - Why did you tell him? - Wait a minute... how did you get here? 980 01:14:40,843 --> 01:14:43,073 Your secretary gave me the keys. 981 01:14:44,580 --> 01:14:47,572 Where's Matthieu? You fool! 982 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:56,650 Bastard! I wish you were dead! If I were a man, I would kill you! 983 01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:00,659 - But, Betty... - I hope you drop dead! 984 01:15:02,598 --> 01:15:08,195 You fool! Bastard! I love him! 985 01:15:08,971 --> 01:15:10,768 I love him! 986 01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:15,641 She loves him? What a miracle. 987 01:15:15,878 --> 01:15:18,369 She loves me! 988 01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,958 - You started renovation? - I'm leaving. 989 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,217 - What? - I am going away. 990 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,496 - Away? - To Japan. 991 01:15:34,730 --> 01:15:38,257 What did you forget in Japan? You can't stand raw fish. 992 01:15:41,570 --> 01:15:43,663 I think, you do not understand, Evie. 993 01:15:45,241 --> 01:15:48,301 Matthias, do not scare me. Are you serious? 994 01:15:48,511 --> 01:15:52,345 He wrote something for you. That is, I wrote it. 995 01:15:52,748 --> 01:15:55,546 - You'll be a manager. - Say what? 996 01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:04,618 - How can I do without you? 997 01:16:05,261 --> 01:16:08,594 - Here. - Real one? 998 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,290 - Liz Kerner is a sponsor. - She is crazy. 999 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,968 Yes, it is possible to feed the entire world with this. 1000 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:17,695 "Crazy Joker" now acquires a new image. 1001 01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:23,708 - Farewell, Duval! - All that because of the twins? 1002 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:26,475 Last night I saw the second one. 1003 01:16:26,715 --> 01:16:28,774 - I want... - No, don't say anything. 1004 01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:29,882 I already know too much. 1005 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:35,254 I, Matthias Duval, will write Liz from Tokyo, where I never set my foot... 1006 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:39,554 ...a love letter, and will announce our final break up. 1007 01:16:39,728 --> 01:16:43,255 This will be my first literary experience and my last trick. 1008 01:16:43,499 --> 01:16:48,232 Matthieu will be back with Betty. The plane will take him back to Paris at 11:50 am. 1009 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:51,634 See you soon, Betty! Yes, darling! 1010 01:16:51,874 --> 01:16:55,833 What? My favorite color? Red. Why? 1011 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:11,555 Do you like it? 1012 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:16,595 Behind glasses of those glasses I spent the happiest four days of my life. 1013 01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:26,137 I no longer needed to fear. No more to be myself. 1014 01:17:26,342 --> 01:17:28,936 Now I'll be just him, Matthieu. 1015 01:17:29,745 --> 01:17:31,940 This is me. 1016 01:18:01,744 --> 01:18:03,735 - Look, there's Liz! - What? 1017 01:18:04,446 --> 01:18:07,574 Building castles in the sand? The waves would wash them. 1018 01:18:07,816 --> 01:18:10,751 Is that what you want me to say? Yes? 1019 01:18:11,921 --> 01:18:14,947 I heard that you got married, and I came to congratulate you. 1020 01:18:15,457 --> 01:18:17,584 Well, hug. 1021 01:18:17,826 --> 01:18:20,056 - Moreover, me and Matthias... - What? 1022 01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:24,426 - No, you... - Yes. We also got married. 1023 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:28,797 Matthias is married. Wow! Let's celebrate! 1024 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:31,632 - Mathias isn't with me. 1025 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,872 He is in Japan. 1026 01:18:34,109 --> 01:18:38,273 Yes, what he forgot in Japan? He ??hates raw fish. 1027 01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:42,850 We need to talk about money. 1028 01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:46,977 Uncle Timothy died. 1029 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:49,316 - Did you...? - No. 1030 01:18:49,925 --> 01:18:53,019 - What are you talking about? - You can't keep it, for God's sake. 1031 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,189 - Oh, my God! - What was that? 1032 01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:26,220 - Are you crazy? It's loaded! - Loaded? 1033 01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:29,192 Put it down! It is faulty. It can shoot by itself. 1034 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:31,422 This is my father's gun, He couldn't unload it. 1035 01:19:31,667 --> 01:19:33,897 - You didn't know? - I never held the gun in my hands. 1036 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,663 - Carefully! - You scared us. 1037 01:19:38,374 --> 01:19:42,333 - I'll make some arrangements for a dinner. - Do we have something to celebrate? 1038 01:19:42,711 --> 01:19:44,975 - What? - The end of stupid quarrel. 1039 01:19:54,156 --> 01:19:58,923 Okay, I'll go. 1040 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:02,120 - Matthieu. - Yes? 1041 01:20:04,266 --> 01:20:07,793 - Why Matthias left? - To Japan? 1042 01:20:08,337 --> 01:20:12,171 - I have no idea. We had a fight. - He writes about you in the letter. 1043 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:16,872 - About me? - He asked to give it to you. 1044 01:20:20,683 --> 01:20:24,449 - Who's that? - Aunt Olga. 1045 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:28,779 - And it's you on the picture? - No, Matthias. 1046 01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:32,585 - And where are you? - I... was taking a picture. 1047 01:20:34,797 --> 01:20:36,662 - Poor Matthias. 1048 01:20:36,932 --> 01:20:40,163 "And give Matthieu a hug from me". 1049 01:20:42,438 --> 01:20:43,928 Thank you. 1050 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:52,075 And what did he write? 1051 01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:59,380 "My dear Liz, the only one, Tomorrow at dawn I'll walk to the shore. 1052 01:20:59,621 --> 01:21:03,580 Look at those two cliffs, joined forever by the rope... 1053 01:21:03,826 --> 01:21:06,294 ...which stretches from one top to another". 1054 01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:08,462 Beautiful. So, beautiful. 1055 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:13,259 "The atmosphere is calm. I would like to walk with you in this silence, 1056 01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:18,567 and hear your moans. Absorb bliss lurking behind the screen". 1057 01:21:20,809 --> 01:21:23,369 - Lurking what? - Behind the screen. 1058 01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:29,414 "True happiness can be felt only by this who is in love. 1059 01:21:29,852 --> 01:21:33,219 But there is no happiness... I never told you that I love you... " 1060 01:21:41,463 --> 01:21:42,987 Liz. 1061 01:21:43,232 --> 01:21:45,996 He never told me straight "I love you. " 1062 01:21:46,268 --> 01:21:51,436 - Liz. - Matthieu. I think, I love Matthias. 1063 01:22:10,893 --> 01:22:12,827 Liz! 1064 01:22:14,830 --> 01:22:17,822 I want to go. Take me away, Betty! 1065 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:21,132 - Liz! - I want to go. 1066 01:22:21,403 --> 01:22:23,769 I'll take her. She wants to go back to Paris. 1067 01:22:24,039 --> 01:22:26,940 - Should I? - No, stay. I'll be back. 1068 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:56,430 Betty! 1069 01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:02,576 Betty, I'm up here. 1070 01:23:05,547 --> 01:23:07,412 Betty! 1071 01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:09,513 Betty? 1072 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:12,048 Matthieu Duval? 1073 01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:19,422 - Yes, yes, exactly. - Who are you. Monsieur? 1074 01:23:20,462 --> 01:23:24,228 - And what do you want from Betty? - Professional secrecy, Monsieur Duval. 1075 01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:30,536 - Are you not her lawyer? - And you... are you not your brother? 1076 01:23:30,772 --> 01:23:34,139 - Excuse me? - You don't have a twin brother. 1077 01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:36,775 Well, you have seen him? 1078 01:23:37,312 --> 01:23:40,907 Matthias Duval and Matthieu Duval is one and the same person. 1079 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:45,786 Everybody portrays someone. It's important to do something original. 1080 01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:48,580 - Liar! - I'm a liar? 1081 01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:52,954 - No, I came up with his own life. - Your lie was exposed, Duval. 1082 01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:55,595 Climate of our prisons will do you good. 1083 01:23:55,797 --> 01:23:58,095 - I do not understand? Prisons? - Bigamy, forgery, fraud. 1084 01:23:58,333 --> 01:24:01,666 Believe my words, it will get you 10 years. 1085 01:24:01,904 --> 01:24:04,532 - And my brother, what he will get? - Duval, you are one. 1086 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,674 One is more than enough. 1087 01:24:07,009 --> 01:24:08,977 I have a statement from maternity clinic... 1088 01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:11,941 ...where it says that you were born only once. 1089 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:15,672 Your aunt Olga filed out application for subsidy for just one Duval. 1090 01:24:15,918 --> 01:24:18,751 And I have a duplicate of your schooling record. 1091 01:24:20,522 --> 01:24:23,150 - You got caught, Matthias Duval. - Don't touch me. 1092 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:28,826 - Ernest! - Don't call me that. 1093 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,656 - Don't touch me! 1094 01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:36,170 - Maybe we can find an agreement? - Defend, monsieur. 1095 01:24:37,172 --> 01:24:40,869 Your marriage to Liz and Betty, destroyed my plan I've worked for years. 1096 01:24:47,883 --> 01:24:49,817 Enough Volpinex! 1097 01:24:52,354 --> 01:24:55,187 - What a pleasure! - Stop it! 1098 01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:59,053 - I do not know if I can... - Stop, Volpinex! 1099 01:24:59,361 --> 01:25:01,522 Stand up, Duval! 1100 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:16,502 Well, take it, Matthieu. Go! Kill me, Matthias! 1101 01:25:16,745 --> 01:25:19,043 - Don't joke, Volpinex, it is loaded. - It doesn't matter now. 1102 01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:21,714 Five years more, five less, what's a difference. 1103 01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,851 Come on, Matthias! Go ahead, Matthias! 1104 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:27,279 Enough, shit! 1105 01:25:30,492 --> 01:25:32,756 Volpinex, wait! 1106 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:37,462 No, oh, no, no! No, no, no. 1107 01:25:44,072 --> 01:25:46,632 Shit! 1108 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,806 Volpinex! 1109 01:26:20,776 --> 01:26:24,542 - Matthieu, it's Betty. - Betty, it's Matthieu! 1110 01:26:25,113 --> 01:26:28,708 - What happened? - Nightmare, you woke me up. 1111 01:26:28,984 --> 01:26:30,713 My poor boy! 1112 01:26:31,253 --> 01:26:35,622 Listen, me and Liz have to solve one small problem. 1113 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:38,659 - Betty... - I will not be back tonight. 1114 01:26:38,894 --> 01:26:41,829 - Till tomorrow, then. - Betty. I wanted to tell you... 1115 01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:45,500 - Betty, I wanted to tell you... - You'll say tomorrow. 1116 01:26:45,734 --> 01:26:48,669 - Good night, my love! - Betty! 1117 01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:01,205 Damn it! 1118 01:27:09,091 --> 01:27:12,424 Damn it, damn it! Damn! 1119 01:27:14,696 --> 01:27:16,857 Shit! 1120 01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:33,193 It's Gilles Schnyder. 1121 01:29:37,072 --> 01:29:40,599 6:30 pm. News release on station Europe 1. 1122 01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:43,778 The tragic accident occurred last night a few kilometers from Trouillas. 1123 01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,606 The fire... 1124 01:30:27,188 --> 01:30:29,247 Matthias! 1125 01:30:31,026 --> 01:30:32,891 Matthias! 1126 01:30:39,901 --> 01:30:42,699 God, Matthias, can not be! 1127 01:30:59,688 --> 01:31:01,553 What is it? 1128 01:31:03,725 --> 01:31:05,488 Evie! 1129 01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:09,460 - You came back from Japan? - As you can see. 1130 01:31:09,664 --> 01:31:11,256 - For the funeral? - What? 1131 01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:13,900 I'm askin. You came for the funeral? 1132 01:31:17,205 --> 01:31:19,969 Is this a new idea of your husband? 1133 01:31:20,508 --> 01:31:24,205 I see. Did you hear the news? 1134 01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:26,438 - Should I? - Yes, they talked about you. 1135 01:31:26,681 --> 01:31:30,583 Acctually, about your brother, Matthieu Duval. He's still your brother? 1136 01:31:30,885 --> 01:31:34,013 - Yes, why? - Imagine, he was found dead. 1137 01:31:34,622 --> 01:31:38,149 - What? - Burned in a villa near Trouillas. 1138 01:31:39,361 --> 01:31:41,192 Wait, wait! Repeat, please. 1139 01:31:41,429 --> 01:31:44,592 - Your brother, Matthieu Duval! - Easy, easy... 1140 01:31:44,733 --> 01:31:46,997 Who married the heiress Betty Kerner. 1141 01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:49,136 Found dead, burned. 1142 01:31:49,371 --> 01:31:52,772 Dead, burned? Can not be! 1143 01:31:53,074 --> 01:31:55,872 - No way! - That's not all. 1144 01:31:56,111 --> 01:32:00,514 He was killed. Bullet was found in the remains of your brother. 1145 01:32:00,749 --> 01:32:03,217 - No! - Yes! 1146 01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:07,017 Matthias! 1147 01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:11,089 - I don't understand. - Yes? 1148 01:32:11,326 --> 01:32:13,726 - If they found your brother ashes? - Yes? 1149 01:32:13,928 --> 01:32:16,488 But you and me know that you don't have a twin brother. 1150 01:32:16,765 --> 01:32:18,960 - Yes? - Can you tell me whose body is there? 1151 01:32:19,167 --> 01:32:20,725 I don't know. 1152 01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:25,406 - Even if I tell you the truth... - I still will not believe you, right? 1153 01:32:26,775 --> 01:32:32,441 Matthias! If you really committed the crime' you can tell me. 1154 01:32:32,647 --> 01:32:35,775 Listen to me, Evie! I swear on your son, who is also my godson... 1155 01:32:36,017 --> 01:32:39,851 ...that Matthias Duval never set his foot in a villa near Trouillas. 1156 01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:43,388 - You swear on Julian? - Yes, I swear! 1157 01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:50,121 - I believe you, Matthias. - Then make me some coffee. 1158 01:32:50,698 --> 01:32:52,893 I even bring you a croissant. 1159 01:32:54,502 --> 01:32:57,300 Drama in Trouillas... - Shit! 1160 01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:02,604 Sisters Kerner identified burned remains as Matthieu Duval. 1161 01:33:02,877 --> 01:33:04,742 Also, the murder weapon was found. 1162 01:33:04,979 --> 01:33:08,210 Police suspects that the murderer was Ernest Volenpix... 1163 01:33:08,450 --> 01:33:11,214 Member of the Paris Law Association... 1164 01:33:11,453 --> 01:33:13,944 Shit! Shit! Shit! 1165 01:33:16,491 --> 01:33:19,289 Known to all residents of Saint-Tropez. 1166 01:33:19,527 --> 01:33:21,518 Thanks to documents found in his car... 1167 01:33:21,796 --> 01:33:23,855 Experts could compare fingerprints and are rather certain... 1168 01:33:24,065 --> 01:33:28,297 ...that Volenpix is the killer. His whereabouts are unknown. 1169 01:33:29,137 --> 01:33:34,769 So what? Rates go up? Aunt Olga! It is time to break the bank. 1170 01:33:35,043 --> 01:33:38,604 Thanks, Ernest! Thank you! 1171 01:33:42,784 --> 01:33:47,881 Madame Balaram! There are days when a mere trifle can bring great benefit. 1172 01:33:49,491 --> 01:33:51,686 - Evie! - Yes, Monsieur? 1173 01:33:51,926 --> 01:33:56,420 - What do I do now? - I think you need to come back from Japan. 1174 01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:09,641 - Nicky is Matthias! - Is Mademoiselle Liz home? 1175 01:34:10,044 --> 01:34:13,104 - I'm calling from Japan! - Hold on. 1176 01:34:15,783 --> 01:34:17,876 Miss Liz, it's Monsieur Matthias from Japan. 1177 01:34:20,021 --> 01:34:22,717 - Excuse me, Inspector. - We're finished, madam. 1178 01:34:22,957 --> 01:34:25,653 I will not keep you. Everything is alright. 1179 01:34:26,394 --> 01:34:29,192 Tomorrow morning you'll get permission for the funeral. 1180 01:34:37,639 --> 01:34:39,937 Please accept my sincere condolences. 1181 01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:43,269 - No, it's her. - I'm sorry. 1182 01:34:43,578 --> 01:34:46,706 Madam, please accept my sincere condolences. 1183 01:34:49,150 --> 01:34:51,550 - Well? - It Matthias from Japan. 1184 01:34:51,753 --> 01:34:53,744 Do you understand? 1185 01:34:54,355 --> 01:34:57,791 - Yes? - Liz! Do you hear me, darling? 1186 01:34:58,026 --> 01:35:03,056 - I love you, Liz! - No, I'm calling from the restaurant. 1187 01:35:04,966 --> 01:35:10,302 No, no, yes, thank you. Arigato. Arigato. 1188 01:35:10,505 --> 01:35:12,905 - I'm coming back. - Matthias, I want you... 1189 01:35:13,107 --> 01:35:15,234 - No, no, do not say anything. - Matthias, your brother... 1190 01:35:15,443 --> 01:35:17,877 I can't hear anything, I'm coming back, Liz... 1191 01:35:18,980 --> 01:35:23,041 I can't hear anything. Don't disconnect... 1192 01:35:23,318 --> 01:35:24,615 See you soon, Matthias! 1193 01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:35,191 Good day! 1194 01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:38,997 Betty is here? What happened? 1195 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,327 - Miss Liz! 1196 01:35:42,270 --> 01:35:44,431 - Matthias! - Liz, darling! 1197 01:35:44,672 --> 01:35:47,140 - Matthias, come here! - What happened? 1198 01:35:47,408 --> 01:35:49,376 - Matthias! 1199 01:35:49,611 --> 01:35:51,602 - Matthias, your brother... 1200 01:36:20,341 --> 01:36:23,105 - Betty! My little sister! 1201 01:36:23,344 --> 01:36:26,370 My brother! My poor dear brother! 1202 01:36:27,048 --> 01:36:31,917 How did you... You are so alike... And at the same time so different. 1203 01:36:32,186 --> 01:36:34,814 We had no time to be together. 1204 01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:38,154 Matthieu! He ??overcame so many obstacles... 1205 01:36:38,393 --> 01:36:41,021 ...and returned from Canada, to die in Trouillas. 1206 01:36:43,431 --> 01:36:46,889 Betty! He loved you! 1207 01:36:47,101 --> 01:36:49,126 - I know. 1208 01:36:51,005 --> 01:36:55,066 Liz, Liz! My letter... 1209 01:36:55,610 --> 01:36:58,977 You never spoke to me directly that you love me. 1210 01:37:01,049 --> 01:37:04,746 I brought you some souvenirs. 1211 01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:08,444 - But of course, now is... - Inappropriate? 1212 01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:11,352 No, Matthias. It would be nice. 1213 01:37:11,592 --> 01:37:14,060 Wait. 1214 01:37:33,815 --> 01:37:36,306 This is for you, Liz. A little one is for Betty. 1215 01:37:36,551 --> 01:37:39,111 How lovely! My God, beautiful! 1216 01:37:41,756 --> 01:37:44,247 Sorry, I... 1217 01:37:44,559 --> 01:37:47,619 - What is it? - She is in shock. 1218 01:37:47,929 --> 01:37:50,727 Go and wish her good night. 1219 01:37:51,232 --> 01:37:53,826 - You think? - Yes. 1220 01:37:55,269 --> 01:37:57,328 - Betty. - Yes. 1221 01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:01,937 - I'm sorry, Betty, I'm... - Come in. 1222 01:38:02,877 --> 01:38:05,368 I came to wish you good night. 1223 01:38:06,681 --> 01:38:11,141 Good night, Matthias. I will never forget... 1224 01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:14,253 Do you remember our scientific experiment. 1225 01:38:15,456 --> 01:38:18,084 - Betty. - Kiss me. 1226 01:38:19,894 --> 01:38:21,691 Oh, Betty! 1227 01:38:23,898 --> 01:38:25,627 Be reasonable. 1228 01:38:25,867 --> 01:38:28,665 - Matthias! - Go. 1229 01:38:28,936 --> 01:38:31,029 - Matthias. - Yes? 1230 01:38:31,272 --> 01:38:33,740 You're really better. 1231 01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:46,413 How is she? 1232 01:38:47,221 --> 01:38:49,985 Poor little Betty. You should be with her Matthias. 1233 01:38:49,986 --> 01:38:52,750 How Matthieu would have comforted her? 1234 01:39:03,905 --> 01:39:08,001 - Yes, but... - Today, dear, I will take care of everything. 1235 01:39:10,011 --> 01:39:14,448 - Well, how was Japan? - Well, the cherry trees are blooming... 1236 01:39:14,682 --> 01:39:18,516 Tatami, quartz watches. No, no, no, I'm... 1237 01:39:21,522 --> 01:39:24,548 - Liz. - For our love! 1238 01:39:27,795 --> 01:39:31,856 Liz, I love you. I love you. 1239 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:35,561 - Oh, the lemons! - Fuck the lemons! 1240 01:39:39,006 --> 01:39:41,304 Liz, I love you! 1241 01:39:42,376 --> 01:39:45,436 Liz, I sit on his lap! 1242 01:39:46,547 --> 01:39:50,347 - Say again. - I love you, Liz. 1243 01:39:50,585 --> 01:39:52,883 - More. - I love you. 1244 01:39:53,621 --> 01:39:55,589 I love you. 1245 01:39:58,793 --> 01:40:04,222 What is it? Wait, wait, dear. Here. Well, that's all. 1246 01:40:06,467 --> 01:40:08,094 Shit! 1247 01:40:17,712 --> 01:40:19,543 Betty! 1248 01:40:22,383 --> 01:40:24,214 Liz! 1249 01:40:29,290 --> 01:40:32,054 It's just the beginning, is not it? 1250 01:40:49,744 --> 01:40:51,837 - Hush. - No. 1251 01:40:52,313 --> 01:40:53,837 Liz! 1252 01:41:07,328 --> 01:41:09,421 - Okay? - Good. 1253 01:41:11,699 --> 01:41:15,100 - Liz, how is Betty? - Nightmare. 1254 01:41:27,815 --> 01:41:30,909 - Strange, is not it? - What? 1255 01:41:32,019 --> 01:41:37,889 Mathias, darling, bring me a cigars, they are there in the box. 1256 01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:41,224 Right away. 1257 01:41:48,803 --> 01:41:51,636 Liz! Liz! 1258 01:42:31,312 --> 01:42:33,872 Mathieu was in a full sense of word "dreamer". 1259 01:42:34,081 --> 01:42:36,515 And dreams do not live the old age. 1260 01:42:36,751 --> 01:42:40,016 He had no chance to love and be loved. 1261 01:42:42,256 --> 01:42:47,125 Small urn with ashes, which can not be identified. There is his destiny. 1262 01:42:47,662 --> 01:42:49,220 He rests in the family crypt... 1263 01:42:49,463 --> 01:42:53,297 Beside the ashes of his parents-in-law, in Boston, Massachusetts, USA. 1264 01:42:53,534 --> 01:42:56,662 The funeral went well. Honeymoon, too. 1265 01:42:56,904 --> 01:42:59,270 True honeymoon. 1266 01:42:59,507 --> 01:43:02,499 Poor Volpinex! I dedicate you my new card. 1267 01:43:02,743 --> 01:43:08,045 Walk in paradise, until the devil wouldn't catch you.. And we will cultivate our earthly garden. 1268 01:43:08,315 --> 01:43:11,079 All the best in this best of all possible worlds. 1269 01:43:11,352 --> 01:43:15,812 My wife, my widow, and myself live happily ever after. 1270 01:43:18,059 --> 01:43:19,890 Mommy! 1271 01:43:22,890 --> 01:43:26,890 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 103983

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