Original subtitles

Timing and subtitles brought to you by Brilliant l💗ve Team @Viki.com

[Brilliant Class 8]

[Episode 3]

Xiang Dongnan.

I'll give you a day to fix the congestion you caused.

Before that, Ms. Su Qi will manage the affairs of Class 8 on your behalf.

Also, don't let this affect your teaching quality.

Today is your last day in the villa.

Wei Youcai will take the house back afterwards.

Why don't you move back to your old home?

Mr. Xiang, did you see the situation outside the school?

As the person who caused it, shouldn't you go take care of it?

Those people will leave if they can't find me. The more we act, the more vigorous they will become.

But when I was teaching just now,

the students were not paying attention at all.

I think the noisy environment outside the school caused it.

I hope you still can take care of it yourself.

How am I supposed to handle it? I can't.

How do you know you can't handle it if you don't try?

You are the head teacher.

This is your duty!

What's the matter with you? You're just like them.

The more we talk, the more vigorous you get, don't you?

There isn't anything I am bound by duty to do.

If you want to be the head teacher, be it.

If you want to handle it, handle it.

Don't order me around, okay?

You...

Since you don't want to do anything, why did you come to school?

Do you really want to be the broken stones that cut the feet of others?

This is a school where students study. It's not the place where you can show off.

Are other places unable to contain you, the big Buddha?

It seems that they aren't.

Xiang Dongnan is a singer in the entertainment industry.

Why did he come here to be a teacher?

We must have a reasonable excuse for this.

Also, the reporters waiting outside the school

say they aren't affecting anything. Lies!

What nonsense. What nonsense.

Sorry, class ended late.

You are just in time.

Come on, sit down.

Okay.

Why Xiang Dongnan can become a teacher

is something we really need to explain to the public.

But is it necessary to suspend classes?

Or should we prioritize the classes of the students?

Director Su, what's your opinion?

Apart from the people who are here for the drama, the rest are just here because they doubt Mr. Xiang Dongnan's ability.

Since that's the case, just publicize the answers they want.

If necessary, we can have an open class.

The only issue is that it's a relatively huge move.

In fact, this will be enough to prove everything.

I've already become a fan of him!

- - No. - But he is also very handsome.

Look, look.

Look, Ms. Su is in the livestream!

According to the People's Republic of China

Public Security Administration Punishment Law Article 23,

those who disturb the order of departments, organizations, enterprises, and public institutions

and cause work, production, business operation, medical care, teaching, and scientific research

to become impossible to conduct normally

without causing serious losses

will be given a warning and a fine of 200 RMB or less.

In serious cases, you can be detained for more than five days and less than ten days.

You may also be fined no more than 500 RMB.

According to the Article 290 of the criminal law of the People's Republic of China,

regarding crowds that disrupt order to a great extent,

the leader shall be sentenced to at least three years of imprisonment

but not more than seven years of imprisonment. The other participants

shall be sentenced to not more than three years of fix-term imprisonment, detention, control,

or deprivation of political rights.

Everyone knows that in this school,

they are all sixteen to eighteen-year-old high school students.

According to the People's Republic of China

Law on the Protection of Minors, protecting minors

is the joint responsibility of the nation's armed forces, political parties,

- Forget it, forget it. Let's go. Let's go! - public institutions,

- She's going to recite all the way to the end. - the autonomous organizations in urban and rural areas,

guardians of minors, and other adult citizens...

That must've been how Priest Tang killed the bull demon king's subordinates with his words in Journey to the West!

[Xu Yichuan, 16 years old] [Class number: 13 | Good at Science | Talent: Kuaiban Storytelling | Hobbies: Hip-hop, video games] [Note: Can't hold back his words, hates hypocrites]

How did they choose the teacher? Can I switch classes?

Xu Yichuan, what grade did I get in English last semester?

I feel like I've been targeted.

It's over. I'm really done.

[Yuan Ye, 16 years old] [Class number: 19 | Excels in: N/A | Weakness especially in English | Hobbies: Video games, basketball, hip-hop] [Note: Battles OCD]

"Governors can raise their pens to bring peace to the world.

"Warriors can ride their horses to conquer it." (T/N: Quote from Romance of the Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong)

These are the standards of a female lead!

[Lu Xiaoxi, 17 years old] [Class number: 10 | Excels in: Language class, History | Hobbies: Writing about couples] [Note: Daydreamer, online author]

Reasonable.

[Chen Yuhui, 18 years old] [Class Number: 5 | Excels in: History | Weakness in math, language arts, and science | Hobbies: Singing] [Note: Young but mature, cautious]

This English teacher is not easy to deal with.

Thanks for your hard work today.

Thank you everyone for coming.

I'm here today mainly ask everyone to do Xiao Cui a favor.

But the news has already been reported.

This is a current piece of hot news.

We can't stop just because you asked.

Xiang Dongnan has stepped out of the entertainment industry already.

He is just an ordinary person.

I hope you won't disturb his private life.

Is this considered disturbing him?

These materials contain some of the hot topics regarding the artists under my care that are relevant this year.

If anyone needs to, we can discuss about it,

and we will accommodate you within reason.

Using these as KPIs will be much more efficient

than chasing after the Xiang Dongnan who has already left the industry.

Reports on Xiang Dongnan have been sent out to the public.

Also, you should think about it carefully.

What is Xiang Dongnan's status now?

What kind of place is this school?

That school district has more than just one normal secondary school.

If something really happens, it'll be uploaded onto the social page.

The city leader places great importance on the educational matters of that district.

I advise everyone to act cautiously.

If something actually happens,

I will be very worried for you.

Anything is up for discussion. We came here today

to talk about how to deal with this situation, right?

We are willing to cooperate with any arrangement you'd like.

This is the last thing I can do for him.

- I'll give Xiang Dongnan to you to handle. - Thank you, Sister Cui.

What I don't understand is,

how come after all of this effort, Dongnan decided to come back to the school?

He just wants to change his lifestyle.

After all, he only now realized that the entertainment industry doesn't seem to suit him much.

Okay. Good luck.

"Man cannot be judged by his appearance, just as you can't measure the sea with a bushel."

Look at that female teacher. She's practically a martial arts expert.

I can't believe I offended her without regard for my life.

Think of a plan for me!

Otherwise, how can I live in the future?

The future?

You'd better think about what your plan is for tonight.

Do we have to clean up tonight?

Wei Youcai said there's a one-day grace period.

We must move out within this week.

This Wei Youcai is too cruel.

Just a businessman.

Then, did you find a house?

I don't want an apartment that is high up,

nor do I want to live downtown.

It better be a duplex or a flat with four bedrooms and one living room.

It's a shared apartment.

What?

Starting tomorrow, you will move to a shared apartment prepared by the program group.

I don't want to.

But this was included in the contract.

Is there something wrong with this reality show?

I'm taking exams and living in a shared apartment. Is it a documentary?

Would I let you attend a normal reality show?

I've been tired lately.

I'm very tired. I don't want to work.

I won't go.

The moving company will come tomorrow.

If you have anything you need to bring with you, let me know.

Everything.

Forget that bathtub. It's too heavy.

You need to bring this sofa. You need to bring Dafu, or I'll have nowhere to put my soul. I have to take this refrigerator.

Inside are all the snacks I like to eat.

I'll bring Spongebob over myself.

Didn't you say before that you wanted to leave your comfort zone and experience life?

Here comes the opportunity.

Who said that? Me? I've never said that.

There's no way I'd say such disgraceful words.

All right. A shared apartment is fine.

I can accept three rooms and a living room.

Go ahead. What can I bring?

This apartment was left by Principal An's parents. It's near the school.

All of its conditions are very suitable.

I'm still in the archery hall. Can you handle it alone?

Sister, I don't have many things. I can handle it myself.

I already paid the first quarter's rent.

Sister, I can pay it myself.

All right, I'm going to warm up now. This will be it for now.

Okay.

Sister, I won't let you down.

Hello?

Hello, I'm a new tenant.

Hello?

Mr. Chen?

Ms. Su.

What a coincidence. We're roommates?

It's been unusually hard to find houses in the area.

It's all thanks to Principal An that I was able to find this low-priced

three bedroom home that had such a convenient location.

Overall, it's a good plan.

I just don't know who the third roommate is.

That must be the third roommate.

Broken stones.

Why? Why is it him?

It's over. I'm definitely going to have to create an automatic charging system with the Bridge of Forgetfulness.

This is the celebrity's room?

Hello.

Usually, Teacher Xiang might have to shoot some vlogs

for production material. It might be a little noisy.

Mr. Chen, I ask for your tolerance in advance.

No problem.

Then I'll clean up first.

Mr. Xiang, I didn't expect you'd be able to mentally prepare yourself to move in so quickly.

Three people is a perfect amount. Very complete.

Because the villa I lived in before was too far

and it was inconvenient for me to get to the school, I reluctantly had to settle for this.

Because the villa I lived in before was too far

and it was inconvenient for me to get to the school,

I reluctantly had to settle for this.

Mr. Xiang, have you forgotten? You already said that.

Really?

Mr. Xiang, if you don't mind, I'm going to go rest.

Go ahead.

Are there any normal people in this room?

What are you doing?

This is Morse code for "open the door."

What do you want?

Mr. Xiang, Mr. Su asked me to remind you to not disturb the residents in the middle of the night.

There are still thirty minutes before nine o'clock.

It's only half past eight. The night has just begun.

Actually, I don't mind much,

but why doesn't Ms. Su talk to you directly?

How would I know? Ask her.

[Yuanda Apartments]

Can you stop playing?

It's already 9:00 p.m. I need to prepare for class.

This week...

Why don't I go bungee jumping?

Eevee.

Should I find you a mom?

Why is it so cold?

[Happy life]

Sheng, I seem to be in danger.

Why?

Why? What why?

Why don't you come and see me?

Sheng? Sheng?

Lin Shengsheng?

Pretending to be inactive at such critical time. You're dead.

You did it on purpose, didn't you?

Disturbing residents at night. I reminded you kindly, but you didn't listen.

Do you think I'm joking around for fun?

What does practicing piano in my room have to do with you?

Your noise is disturbing me.

It's not even 10:00 p.m. yet. How am I disturbing you?

Excuse me,

do you need me to do something?

- Get her out of here. - Get her out of here?

Who? Ms. Su?

Get me out of here.

I'll leave, okay?

Why are you leaving?

Isn't it perfect for three people to live together?

Don't pay attention to him, Liusan.

Mr. Xiang, why are you back?

I am a man who respects contracts.

Since the program group arranged for me to live here, I must do it.

If someone needs go, it's you.

Overbearing, selfish, arrogant, and unreasonable!

I can't understand how someone like you can be popular.

Yes, I can't understand either.

Why does your face get red every time you see me? (T/N: Play on words because "red" and "popular" are the same word in Chinese)

Don't blame me for putting you on the Bridge! You broken stone that cuts people's feet!

Move out of the way.

Wait! There are cameras.

Where?

Principal An, I can't cooperate with Xiang Dongnan on shooting this reality show.

I think this is the desecration of my profession, and he is also the head teacher.

Don't those students and teachers know about it?

Principal, this is clearly deception.

I cannot accept the school's decision on this matter!

[Secondary School Teacher Candidate Resume]

Director Su,

I heard you were looking for a house for your sister.

Ms. Su, you're overthinking this.

This is his individual reality show. We just need to be ourselves.

Just be yourself. That's all.

A reality show? I knew it.

A big celebrity coming to be a teacher? It doesn't fit with his persona at all!

There's big news.

Tonight, I want a commission increase. Buy me double the amount of lobsters.

Principal, how can I, under 24/7 continuous monitoring, be myself?

Monitoring?

[One day ago...]

Check behind the television and see if there are any.

- - And that bookshelf over there. - Bookshelf?

We need a lot of hidden shooting tasks to make reality shows.

There must be a lot in this room.

I'm not sure of the exact places though.

Search diligently.

It's okay. I'll clean it up.

There might be one in the fishtank.

How can a camera be in here?

This, you don't understand. Underwater photograhy.

There could be a go pro in the fridge.

Have a good look.

How could there not be one?

Check behind the curtains and under the sofa.

Subduing others without fighting.

Xiang Dongnan, you are a genius.

[Lin Shengsheng]

- Hello? - Lin Shengsheng, where did you go yesterday?

Living with strangers is really inconvenient.

I almost worried for my life yesterday, did you know that?

Fortunately, I had an idea, or I'd be dead on the street now.

We have no money.

Why don't you come and live with me? The one with one bed.

Goodbye.

Are you sure it's a reality show?

Of course, I heard it myself.

It's over.

Originally, we could be comfortable in Xiang Dongnan's class.

Now, the head teacher is going to be changed.

This semester, we're really in danger.

Don't worry. I asked around on the internet.

No one knows where or when

the reality show is broadcasted.

The program group made it incredibly private.

Therefore, before the program is announced,

he definitely can't leave.

Fool.

What's wrong?

Since it was confidential, but now everyone knows,

don't you know what will happen?

That's true.

Zhuo Feifan, you fool of a teammate!

Stop, Zhuo Feifan! You fool!

Gezi.

I didn't expect you to have such a sexy side.

Sure enough, people rely on their outfits.

I didn't even recognize you.

Go change immediately. It's so ugly.

Is it really ugly?

How is it ugly?

Gezi, don't listen to Yin Xingyao's nonsense.

Our Gezi is a born beauty and looks good in everything.

Why didn't Feite take you with him today?

Don't mention that Fei person to me!

Gezi, why don't you kick him aside and become my deskmate?

How annoying is he? He's always bullying you.

No, my deskmate never bullies me.

My house, come pick her up yourself.

Yin Xingyao, are you a dog?

Gezi, let's go back to your home for dinner.

Change your clothes first.

Let's go, let's go.

Come on, come.

Hurry.

"He is strong, so let him be that."

"Be the breeze that blows the mountains."

"He is insolent, so let him be that."

"Be the bright moon that illuminates the river." (T/N: Recitation of a saying in Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, meaning one should accept an opponent's strength and not fight back)

- Who is it? - Mr. Xiang, it's me.

Please come out for a moment. I have something for you.

Ms. Su, you have a good attitude today. I...

- What are you doing? - Mr. Xiang.

You said there would be hidden cameras somewhere, right? There wouldn't be any in the shower, right?

Isn't it convenient to get things done in here?

Of course, there are no cameras in the bathroom.

But isn't it inappropriate for us single people

to be alone in here together?

What's inappropriate about that? We'll be roommates in the future.

I think it's very appropriate.

Am I right?

This one.

Which camera should I look at?

This one.

Hello everyone. My name is Chen Liusan.

I'm from the secondary school affiliated with the normal university.

I'm a new math teacher for Class 8.

I'm Mr. Xiang Dongnan's colleague and roommate.

I'd like to recommend a math book I like

to everyone.

It's called Mathematics and Philosophy.

You play with us as if we're monkeys!

Continue talking nonsense and see what happens!

- I've had enough. - I was wrong!

How can there be people like you in this world?

I didn't see anything.

Continue.

Mr. Chen.

Did you hear a voice?

It sounds like an old lady

wants me to have a bowl of warm soup. (T/N: Reference to Old Lady Meng, who stands at the edge of the Bridge of Forgetfulness and serves people soup that will allow them to reincarnate without memories)

Ms. Su, you're mistaken.

I'd never install a camera in a shared room.

This is his individual reality show. He has complete freedom to take selfies.

Mr. Xiang is still as humorous as always.

I have no right to interfere if you're in your room recording a reality show.

However, if you dare to randomly film in public or install a small camera anywhere,

I'll kill both you and the machine.

Did I make it clear?

- Yes. - Good.

Although this hidden camera thing is nonsense,

it also reminds us of an urgent issue.

That is, we have no rules, no boundaries.

So I think we should discuss an Agreement of Shared Tenancy.

Raise your hand if you have any objections.

Now let's go one by one.

You've written it all?

Agreement of Shared Tenancy Number 1.

The principle of equal distribution should be adopted in regards to public storage space.

Take care of your own business. Tidy up after yourself.

Second, about the sanitation of shared apartments, we will clean it every two days in shifts.

Fish, you haven't eaten for days. So sad.

I'm tired of feeding fish.

Liusan, don't do this. I'll do it.

By the way, don't throw your socks everywhere or I'll dispose of them as if they're garbage.

Third, work and rest arrangements should be coordinated as much as possible.

Fourth, please close the door behind you at all times, especially when you go to the bathroom.

Fifth, after 10 p.m., no noise is allowed.

- Is 10:30 p.m. all right? - Shut up. Especially for you.

Sixth, save electricity.

Seventh, save water and reuse it as much as possible.

Please strictly abide by the regulations above.

From the date this Agreement is declared, it will take effect immediately.

Do you have any objections?

Good.

[Head Teacher Xiao Su's Schedule]

I can't use it anyway.

Ms. Su, let's start preparing lessons.

Ready.

Xiang Dongnan!

- What's wrong? - Will you ever stop?

Did you forget the agreement we made?

Can you follow it?

This is a shared apartment, not your suburban villa.

- The decibel at night cannot exceed. - I'm composing right now. Do you understand?

It's true I don't understand composing, but at least I can tell good from bad.

You can tell good from bad?

Why don't you do fortunetelling under a bridge?

Birth of life is accompanied by labor pains.

So is music. Do you understand?

If you like to be hurt, go ahead and be hurt, but can you stop making noise and disturbing others?

You said I'm noisy?

Have you ever listened to my songs?

People like you who have no taste deserve to listen to senseless pop songs your whole life.

Yes, I have no taste.

You have such good taste and are so talented, so why don't you go sing?

Why did you come to our school to record a reality show?

Please.

Please help.

One, two, three, four, five.

Okay.

Was what I just said too harsh?

I don't know how long we can continue with the reality show excuses.

If he finds out that all of this is to lure him into the trap...

[Xiang Dongnan News]

"When false is true, true is false."

"Whether the reality show is real or not, as long as he is real, then this show"

"is already a luxury service for his true fans."

This Miss Compass' words always have so much influence. She always has the top comment. (T/N: Play on words! Compass' literal translation is "Needle Pointing South". The "Nan" in Xiang Dongnan's name translates to "South")

Believe that Xiang Dongnan will return to his place as a musician.

"Of course. I've had enough of the people in the music industry where there are no great talents (tigers), but all the monkeys claim to be king."

[Xiang Dongnan]

It's better if I tell him face-to-face tomorrow.

If tell him now, he won't be able to sleep well.

[Famous meal: Kebobs]

[Fender | Fine Electric Instruments]

Good morning.

Why did you come in here?

It's disgusting.

I made some simple breakfast. Let's eat together.

Mr. Xiang, just now...

Shut up, we don't talk about matters of the toilet on the dining table.

Okay, then remember to knock on the door next time.

I found this in the living room yesterday. [Music Teacher - Xiang Dongnan]

Remember to put it on. Otherwise you won't be able to enter the school gate.

My face is an ID no matter where I go. I don't need it.

Whatever. I'm leaving.

Aren't you going with Ms. Su?

I'll go with you.

But my class is in the afternoon, and yours is in the morning.

Go to school to prepare lessons.

I'm already prepared.

Prepare some more.

♪ Didn't say goodbye when parting... ♪

Shut up.

- Why? - It sounds bad.

Sounds bad? Isn't that song you wrote for Wei Lai?

Don't follow me, I won't forgive you. I'm still angry.

It was my fault yesterday.

I shouldn't have said that. I usually don't listen to much music.

I never heard your music.

I shouldn't have made careless comments on your music.

So no matter whether you forgive me or not, I should apologize to you.

Where did he go?

[I'm not the real film]

So what important thing did you leave here?

Send it to me. I'll wait for you here.

Dongnan, where are you?

What are you working on?

Mu Chen?

Yes, I just got back from the production team.

The company told me you don't live here anymore.

They let me move in first. Tell me where you are. I'll go look for you.

I live in the suburbs now. It's much more convenient.

What did Shengsheng say you forgot just now?

Let me know. I'll help you find it and then send it over to you.

No, I called Shengsheng just to tell him I found it.

I'm glad you found it.

When you're free, we can meet up, okay?

By the way, I wrote some songs. Help me take a look and give me some advice.

Okay, okay. I'll go get busy now.

That's it. Bye-bye.

Why did you tell him all that?

I know you did it on purpose.

Of course, I did it on purpose.

Doesn't putting pressure on brothers spur motivation?

Do you really want him come back through the rumored reality show?

What reality show? Of course he's going to make a comeback with music.

He has musical ability far beyond the reach of ordinary people.

You know this better than I do.

Rest early

Timing and subtitles brought to you by Brilliant l💗ve Team @Viki.com

''Not Compatible'' - Chen Xuedong

♫ It’s filling up, always filling up ♫

♫ Without realizing, it’s going to overflow ♫

♫ It’s half inhibiting and sweet ♫

♫ Exploring unique, new tastes ♫

♫ Stirring, stirring nonstop ♫

♫ Hot steam is evaporating, I'm afraid you won’t miss me ♫

♫ Our hands interlocked, not wanting to separate ♫

♫ Gossip can’t stop our love ♫

♫ They say we aren’t compatible ♫

♫ Complementary flavors blend together perfectly ♫

♫ That’s what makes the world beautiful ♫

♫ Slowly spread it evenly, milk goes well with tea ♫

♫ The sweetness of the drink brings a smile ♫

♫ Colliding to form spectacular sparks, I’m holding your hand ♫

♫ Happiness is sprouting at the bottom of our hearts ♫

♫ Slowly becoming warm, milk goes well with tea ♫

♫ All my hardships are melting away ♫

♫ Walked past all the difficulties. At the end of the story, ♫

♫ I want to give you a perfect home ♫

♫ Stirring, stirring nonstop ♫

♫ Hot steam is evaporating, I'm afraid you won’t miss me ♫

♫ Our hands interlocked, not wanting to separate ♫

♫ Gossip can’t stop our love ♫

♫ They say we aren’t compatible ♫

♫ Complementary flavors blend together perfectly ♫

♫ That’s what makes the world beautiful ♫

♫ Slowly become worm, milk goes well with tea ♫

♫ All my hardships are melting away ♫

♫ Walked past all the difficulties. At the end of the story, ♫

♫ I want to give you a perfect home ♫

♫ Slowly spread it evenly, milk goes well with tea ♫

♫ The sweetness of the drink brings a smile ♫

♫ Colliding to form spectacular sparks, I’m holding your hand ♫

♫ Happiness is sprouting at the bottom of our hearts ♫

♫ Slowly becoming warm, milk goes well with tea ♫

♫ All my hardships are melting away ♫

♫ Walked past all the difficulties. At the end of the story, ♫

♫ I want to give you a perfect home ♫