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Thank you all for participating
in this Personality Potluck.
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Especially you. Gregory.
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- You're welcome.
- Alright,
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so now we are going to
work together as a team
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to match each person to the dish
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they brought to represent
their personality.
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Gregory. Barbara. Jacob.
Janine. Me, obviously.
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Great. Let's eat.
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Well, hold on, now.
You forgot one.
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Ah.
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Oh, is this Ava?
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Why would I cook for y'all?
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Are one of you a man
that bought me a house?
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Well, who does this
croquembouche belong to?
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Nah.
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Yeah.
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Alright,
Mr. Johnson,
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but how does this represent you?
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Obviously, it's because
he's... because he's bald.
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- Ah.
- Actually, I studied pastry arts
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at Le Cordon Bleu
in "Perr-ee."
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- Whoa.
- Well, I'll be.
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- Ooh, la, la.
- Damn.
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I can't believe I actually did
learn something about somebody.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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- This is a beautiful moment.
- Yeah.
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Okay, this is cuckoo, but
should we all bring it in?
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- Ah, let's do it.
- Yeah.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Come here.
- Mmmmmm.
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Yeah.
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I never went to no damn French
cooking school.
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Attention, everyone.
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Attention, everyone. Barbara
needs your attention.
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Thank you. I need a final
head count for karaoke.
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I'll be there.
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I like big butts,
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but someone out there
thinks I'm lying about it,
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and I got to set
the record straight.
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Is it okay
if I come late?
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I can't miss out on
Friday-night surge pricing.
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You know, if I got
into a rideshare
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and you were the driver,
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well, brother,
I'd never get out.
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I just hope you
don't miss our duet,
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'cause I've been practicing my
Ja Rule voice all week, baby.
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I'm not gonna miss
out on the duet,
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and I put that on Murder I-N-C.
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I love that name.
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Well, I'm just excited
to finally have
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a chance to be heard.
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You know, Zach used to turn my
mic down during duets at home
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because he said my voice
only worked in theory.
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Hey, Barbara, can I
bring Erika to karaoke?
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She's in need of a pick-me-up.
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She and Simon broke up again.
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I can't believe you're
forcing your friend
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to throw it back on
a district employee
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just so you can get back
in their good graces.
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That is not what I'm doing.
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She's welcome to come.
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As long as she does not throw it
back, forward, or to the side.
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Mnh-mnh.
- She won't.
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Ava will you be joining us?
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I, the karaoke queen,
will not be in attendance.
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But before you
fret... music joke.
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Ooh.
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It's because I have a date.
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Ooh. Well, I hope
he measures up.
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- Nice.
- I'm sure he'll clear the bar.
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Oh.
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I bet... I hope
he doesn't hit...
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I hope he hits all
the right notes.
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Now, Jacob, that was
a bridge too far.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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There it
is. There it is.
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Who's the date with?
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Melissa, you don't
know who it is?
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Who?
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It's O'Sho-o-o-o-o-n.
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- Ooh.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Now, that's a man.
- Oh.
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Yes. Fine for no reason.
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Yes, he is.
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- Oh, wow.
- Ooh, very fancy.
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Yeah. Look at this.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
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Where you guys been?
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I've already done every
Fleetwood Mac song they've got.
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Fleetwood Mac? I don't think
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that's in your
register, Mr. Johnson.
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Mnh-mnh. Yeah, you're more of a
Macy Gray kind of range. Girl.
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I'll tell you two just like
I told Quincy Jones. Uh-huh.
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Mr. Johnson sings,
or Mr. Johnson walks.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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- Let's do it.
- They're here already.
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That's great.
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Oh, why don't you go say hi?
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He's a little cutie patootie.
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Cuties are everywhere.
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It's gonna take a
lot more than being
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the cutest cutie to ever patoot
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to turn the head
of ol' Jacob Hill.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Then why is your neck
on owl mode right now?
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It's because I'm... I'm
actually checking out...
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- Oh, okay.
- Hey, girl.
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Hey, Erika.
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And Simon.
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What... What's... What's
he doing here? Hey.
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Worshiping the ground
I walk on, of course.
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- Hey, Janine.
- What's up?
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Why don't you go talk to Jacob?
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Whatever you say, E-baby.
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Mm. Mm. You're so
nasty.
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Very nasty. I thought
he broke up with you.
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Broke up with me?
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Does that even
sound right to you?
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I love it when you
guys are together.
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It's kind of fun but dangerous,
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like walking
backwards.
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So how long are you
staying together this time?
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You asking a lot of questions
about me and my man,
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but where is yours?
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He still built like a Lego?
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Oh, hey. How you doing?
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I'm Gregory, and I'll be your
driver for the next 13 minutes.
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Please buckle up, and help
yourself to any of the drinks
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and assorted snacks.
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I also have every
kind of phone charger,
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and if you feast your eyes
on the tablet attached
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to the back of the headrest,
you'll find my latest addition,
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Gregory's Goofy Games.
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Okay, enough practice.
Time for the real thing.
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Let's go.
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Oh, hey. How you doing?
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I'm Gregory.
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I'll sit here.
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Oh, I got you.
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In case someone hotter walks by.
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Thank you.
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Have you been here before?
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No, but it seems
up to my standards.
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I'm gonna go ahead
and let my girl know
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she doesn't have to pretend
she's going into labor.
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I've been hesitant to come here.
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It's kind of a sore
spot since it replaced
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one of my favorite restaurants.
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That old diner was one of
your favorite restaurants?
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Well, for the nostalgia,
not for the food.
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It was where my
parents would take me
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whenever I got a
good report card.
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Oh, you had to get good
grades just to eat?
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Sad.
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Nah, nah, if that was the case,
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I wouldn't have
eaten very often.
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I was not a great student.
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A bad boy.
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Or a dumb boy. Both?
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Neither now.
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Damn.
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Yeah.
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What about you, though?
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Did your family go out to eat
a lot when you were growing up?
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You're not supposed to ask
people if they grew up rich.
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But if you're worried I
don't know what MP means.
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I do, and those are the only
things I'll be ordering.
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I fou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd ♪
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♪ Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve ♪
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♪ Never knew what
I was missin' ♪
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♪ But I knew once
we start kissin' ♪
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How are they still
attracted to one another
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- after hearing each other sing?
- Barb.
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If Gerald even
burps off key, hm,
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I'm not looking
at him for a week.
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Hey, Mr. Johnson, all
these songs are in Korean.
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I know that. I'm BTS ARMY.
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What are you gonna
sing, Melissa?
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That is a question for the me
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that is living three drinks
in the future, my friend.
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I will get us a pitcher.
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♪ Lo-o-o-o-ve ♪
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Hi. Could I please get a...
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Whew!
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No, no. No.
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Come. Come on.
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Whoo! The stripper's here!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Not... Not... Not
a... Not a stripper.
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Um, my... my ex is here.
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I need to just, uh,
hide out for a beat.
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♪ It's hard out
here for a pimp ♪
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♪ When he's tryin' to get this money
for the rent ♪ ♪ For the rent ♪
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♪ For the Cadillac
and gas money spent ♪
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♪ Who have a whole lot
of bitches jumpin' ship ♪
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I don't care
what it's about.
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♪ It's hard out here for
a pimp ♪ Janine. Janine.
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Janine. ♪ When he's tryin' to
get this money for the rent ♪
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♪ For the Cadillac
and gas money spent ♪
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Hey, you forgot the beer.
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And where are all
the worship songs?
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I was promised the
BeBes and the CeCes.
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I saw my ex.
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Avi?
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- Zach.
- I like Zach.
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He's out there with a
new gentleman caller.
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Name unknown.
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Okay, so I thought the
two yous were cool.
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Hey, it's not like you
haven't seen each other
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since the breakup.
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Ah, you're right, I don't...
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I don't know why I panicked.
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Just go on out
there and say hello.
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- Yeah, I'm gonna.
- Okay.
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Um, save my place in the queue.
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Okay. Get the pitcher first.
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So, what do you think so far?
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Not to be rude-o, but
I hated the crudo.
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- You know...
- Mm?
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...you giggle a lot for a man.
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I just like to show when
I'm having a good time.
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Mm.
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I don't get a lot of chances
to practice my Japanese.
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Good thing we came to
this Japanese restaurant.
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Touché.
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Wow. Now he's speaking French.
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This man is turning
into a Rosetta Stone
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right before my very eyes.
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Uh, do you speak
any other languages?
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Just the universal one.
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Love?
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That's hilarious. Money.
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You know, if you want to
get some more practice,
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you can order us some sake.
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Japanese word for
that is "sake."
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♪ I never would have made it ♪
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♪ Never would have made it ♪
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♪ No, I never, I never
could have made it ♪
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♪ Never could have made it ♪
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♪ Without you ♪
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- Wow.
- Yeah! Oh, my God.
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Hallelujah. Yes.
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Why is anybody else
wasting their time?
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It should just be you
and me all night, Barb.
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- Oh, thank you friend.
- Yeah
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I can't wait to hear
what you're cooking up.
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Okay, well, one more drink,
and I'll be in the zone.
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Alright. Have mine.
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Oh, my gosh.
Appreciate you guys
252
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,013
for helping Barbara
out like that.
253
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,139
She made us sing that song
254
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,265
because she said
we needed Jesus.
255
00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,725
- And we do.
- Oh.
256
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,102
- Janine, you're up.
- Oh, uh, I am not ready yet
257
00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,271
'cause... 'cause Gregory and
I are doing a duet, so...
258
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,397
You mean you and that Gregory?
259
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,774
Oh, he...
260
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,650
Got yo ass.
261
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,864
Ah-ha-ha. I'm sure
he's almost here.
262
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,949
I'm gonna go check.
- Okay, girl.
263
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,576
Hello?
264
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,287
Hey, so no pressure, but
I've already moved our names
265
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,289
to the bottom of the
queue like twice now.
266
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,624
Uh, yeah. Okay,
I'm just picking up
267
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,043
one more ride, and
then I'm there.
268
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,753
Alright, well, please hurry,
269
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,129
But don't speed.
270
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,464
I can't wait.
271
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,924
But there's always time
to make a safe choice.
272
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,884
So excited to see you.
273
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,594
In however long it
takes.
274
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,428
For Leonard.
275
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,888
- Uh, yep.
- Ah.
276
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,223
Uh, Janine, I gotta go.
277
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,599
Oh, totally. Alright, well,
278
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,559
if you're rider gets
strange or aggressive,
279
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,894
just give me a call.
280
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,312
People get weird at night.
281
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,897
- Love you.
- Alright. Love you, too.
282
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,149
Love you three.
283
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,946
Ah.
284
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,281
Oh, it's all happening.
285
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,996
- What are you doing here?
- Hi.
286
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,624
Um, Barbara won a raffle
287
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,335
for, like, a free karaoke
room, so... what about you?
288
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,420
We're celebrating the opening
night of my one-man show,
289
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,215
"Got Out."
- Oh. Oh, you changed the title.
290
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,592
Yeah, writing about you
actually broke down some walls
291
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,135
for me creatively.
292
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,762
But what about you?
What are you up to?
293
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:42,641
Mm. Well, um, Melissa
got a guinea pig.
294
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,269
That's... cool.
295
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,103
You know, I'm near you guys now.
296
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,771
I just moved to
Northern Liberties.
297
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,606
Zach, what the hell?
298
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,817
That's been your dream
neighborhood for, like, ever.
299
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,527
I know. I'm really
going after what I want.
300
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,070
It feels good.
301
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,530
Oh.
302
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,407
Well... Well, good.
303
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,033
Zach...
304
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,327
You're up. Come on. Our song.
305
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,830
I don't need the lyrics.
306
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,458
♪ He-e-e-ey, hey ♪
307
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:12,588
♪ Every single day I
walk down the street ♪
308
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:16,675
♪ I hear people say,
"Baby, so sweet" ♪
309
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,553
♪ And don't lose your mind ♪
310
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,305
Dessert menu?
311
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,515
- Mm.
- Yes, please.
312
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,226
Domo.
313
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:29,771
So, yeah, those are my
top five roller coasters,
314
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,526
but I'm more of a immersive
motion simulator kind of guy.
315
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,737
Do you have a... Do
you have a favorite?
316
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,488
A favorite what?
317
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,615
Thing I never wanted
to talk about tonight?
318
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,287
Um, excuse me.
319
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,873
C-Could we just get
the check, actually?
320
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,082
Oh, so you just decided
321
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,626
I didn't want the
matcha cheesecake?
322
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,211
Nah, I just didn't want to
waste any more of your time
323
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,213
since this is going so poorly.
324
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,590
Why would you say that?
325
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,675
Uh, because of
basically everything
326
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,386
that you said over the
course of this date.
327
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,430
Been making fun of
me the whole night.
328
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:07,392
But... that's kind
of been our thing.
329
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,394
Would've been nice to
build on that rapport,
330
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,605
to actually, I don't know,
331
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,482
learn something
about each other.
332
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,986
Learn what? I'm perfect.
You're obsessed with me.
333
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,405
Domo.
334
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,702
How long do you think it'll
be until you get here?
335
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,746
Um, it should be about...
336
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,748
Whoa.
- What?
337
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,083
It's just surge
pricing is the highest
338
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,251
I've ever seen it right now.
339
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,086
A fare to Jersey just came in,
340
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,545
and it'd pay for like
a fifth of my rent.
341
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,546
Oh.
342
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,299
Would it be the worst
thing in the world
343
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,052
if I didn't make it tonight?
344
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,263
Oh, um...
345
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,847
You know what? No. Never mind.
346
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,766
I'll just, um... I
shouldn't have even asked.
347
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,060
I'll just pass on the ride,
and I'll be there in 10.
348
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,853
No, Gregory, don't do that.
349
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,732
You gotta take it. Took a
second job to make money.
350
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,442
Make the money.
351
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,736
Thank you for understanding.
352
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,822
I'll, um...
353
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,532
I promise I'll
make it up to you.
354
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,034
Okay.
355
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,455
It's about time,
Jacob. You're up.
356
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,832
Oh, okay. Hold on.
357
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,959
Just want to, uh, switch
my song real quick.
358
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,544
How'd things go with Zach?
359
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,129
Went great. He looks
great. Sounds great.
360
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,589
Overall, just,
uh... just great.
361
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,383
He better not sing
anything ironic.
362
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,885
And he certainly better
not sing "Ironic."
363
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,512
Yeah, well, you
know, I love the boy,
364
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,890
but he's always pitchy, and he
refuses to use his diaphragm.
365
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,309
♪ Cut my life into pieces ♪
366
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,103
♪ This is my last resort ♪
367
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,229
Let's go!
368
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,857
♪ Suffocation, no breathing ♪
369
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,484
♪ Don't give a if
I cut my arm bleeding ♪
370
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,033
♪ This is my last resort ♪
371
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,166
Jacob,
372
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,459
I know you said you're okay,
373
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,378
but the songs you
have in the queue,
374
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,505
they sound quite alarming. Mm.
375
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,425
Is this because, uh,
Zach's got a new guy?
376
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,510
No, he's a... he's
a serial monogamist.
377
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,095
That was inevitable.
378
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,306
It's just that Zach
has, like, done so much
379
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,433
since we broke up, you know?
380
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,934
He's gotten back into theater.
- Yep.
381
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,562
He's got his dream
apartment, new friends.
382
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,190
I didn't recognize anybody
in his karaoke room.
383
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,067
You know, he's,
like, moving forward,
384
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,820
and I just... I don't
know, I feel stuck.
385
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,365
This is the part
386
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,202
where you tell me I'm doing
great, and I'm overreacting.
387
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,413
Sometimes the best thing
that you can do for someone
388
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,749
is just be a mirror.
389
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,919
But, hey, look, I-I... I
helped RJ get into golf. Yeah.
390
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:42,047
You know, I got the school
a counselor, so... You did,
391
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,425
and those are amazing
professional wins,
392
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,845
but, sweetheart, there's
more to life than work.
393
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,972
Mm-hmm. Maybe it's time
394
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,682
for you to start
looking for whatever
395
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,768
your dream apartment is.
396
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:58,063
Hey, you might even think about
looking for something deeper
397
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,273
- in your dating life.
- Hm.
398
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:03,401
Hey, can't be that hard with
your Drillr app and everything.
399
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,445
So Ava just texted.
400
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,530
Turns out she's
gonna come after all.
401
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,365
Great.
402
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,534
I can't believe you are not
letting me choose a song.
403
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,327
Well, I can't believe
you bought another condo
404
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,787
when you can barely
take me out on dates.
405
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,913
It has an outdoor pool.
406
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,456
We live in Philadelphia.
407
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,291
And it's like, if I'm
driving to make money
408
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,585
so I'm not stressed
about going out,
409
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,963
but then I'm missing
that when I'm driving,
410
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,256
then, like, what's the point?
411
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,299
It's... It's like
I'm going in circles.
412
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,385
But you are going
the right way, right?
413
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,011
I meant it metaphorically.
414
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:36,060
Dang. Surge pricing's five
times the normal fare?
415
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,983
You gonna accept
that ride or what?
416
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,488
Moira F. Is five minutes away.
417
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,948
You don't have to wait with me.
418
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,229
'Course I'm gonna wait with you.
419
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,997
My family used to go out to eat
420
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,416
at chain restaurants
all the time.
421
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,127
It was like my dad's
favorite thing to do.
422
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,628
But he has the worst taste.
423
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,463
I kind of like
chain restaurants.
424
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,174
Me, too.
425
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,855
But I was talking about
his taste in women.
426
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,054
He started a second
family with a waitress
427
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,098
at one of those restaurants,
428
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:19,103
and queso dips are very
triggering for me now.
429
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,107
Thank you for telling me that.
430
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,443
I don't really like
queso dip anyways,
431
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,613
so it won't be hard to
avoid on our next date.
432
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,492
This date doesn't
have to end right now.
433
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,578
I was invited to
karaoke tonight.
434
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,622
I wasn't planning on
gracing it with my talents,
435
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,833
but you
want to go with me?
436
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,461
I'm down.
437
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,678
Go ahead.
- No, no.
438
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,763
I don't want to
hurt your feelings.
439
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,223
I know you're sensitive.
440
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,098
I ain't sensitive.
I ain't sensitive.
441
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,683
Go ahead. Make
your little joke.
442
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,020
What divorced lesbian did
you steal this Subaru from?
443
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,188
Get in my car.
444
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,065
♪ Way up high ♪
445
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,317
♪ Or down low ♪
446
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,946
♪ I'll go wherever you will ♪
447
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:16,201
♪ Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o ♪
448
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,453
Unh!
- Yes.
449
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,538
She's, like, your
best friend, right?
450
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,916
What are you talking about?
She sounds just like him.
451
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,126
- I crushed it.
- Whoa. Okay.
452
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,504
- Alright. I guess it's me.
- Oh.
453
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,130
- Whoo!
- Go, Janine.
454
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,382
- Come on, baby.
- What's up, guys?
455
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,509
That was great, Melissa.
- Thank you.
456
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,344
Um, as you guys know, Gregory
was supposed to be here,
457
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,179
but he couldn't make it.
458
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,889
But it's okay,
because, in his honor,
459
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,766
I'm gonna do both
parts of the duet.
460
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,810
- Okay.
- Which, um, shouldn't be hard.
461
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,478
Done it before.
462
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,646
I was a very lonely "High
School Musical" fan.
463
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,064
So here we go.
464
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,357
Okay.
465
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,402
♪ I'm not always
there when you call ♪
466
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,862
♪ But I'm always on time ♪
467
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,448
♪ Gave you my all ♪
468
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,033
♪ Now, baby, come on ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪
469
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,494
♪ Give me a piece of this
late-night lover, you know ♪
470
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,788
♪ The one that save
kids like no other ♪
471
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,165
♪ I know I got a lot
of things I need to explain ♪
472
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,041
♪ But, baby, you
know the name ♪
473
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,710
♪ And love is about pain ♪
474
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,212
♪ So stop the complaints, and
drop the order restraints ♪
475
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,589
♪ My sex life is a game, so
back me down in the paint ♪
476
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550
♪ And
I can't wait no more ♪
477
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,801
♪ 'Cause it's about
a quarter past 3:00 ♪
478
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,970
♪ And shorty's eyein' me ♪
479
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,131
♪ I got the Bentley valeted ♪
480
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,473
Bill?
481
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,058
Elijah.
482
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,227
Hi, Elijah. I'm Jacob.
483
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,396
Hi, Jacob.
484
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,357
That was really risky.
I'm not gonna lie.
485
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,651
I'm so glad that worked.
486
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,111
What were you gonna
do if it didn't?
487
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,946
Probably say, "Hey, I'm Jacob,
488
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,656
the guy you forgot
to hit on earlier."
489
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,741
That's also pretty good.
490
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,742
Thank you.
491
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,786
What brings you to karaoke?
492
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,788
It is my friend's birthday,
493
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,250
and I volunteered to get the
drinks because I hate singing.
494
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,629
Do you think I could
get your number?
495
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,630
For sure.
496
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,719
I'm gonna put it in as Bill.
497
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,929
There you go.
498
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,139
Alright.
499
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,016
- See you, Jacob.
- Yeah.
500
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,770
- What's up, man?
- Okay, Jacob, I see you.
501
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,105
Uh, come on. I'll, uh,
show you where the room is.
502
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,316
Ava, it's so great to see you.
503
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,193
I want you to meet
my new boyfriend.
504
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,779
- White?
- It's actually pronounced Wyatt.
505
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,114
Right.
506
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,949
You're talking about how I'm
looking around at everyone.
507
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,785
I'm looking around...
- I see you.
508
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:22,911
- Oh, wow.
- Hey.
509
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,287
- Hey.
- Hey.
510
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,247
- There they are.
- Finally.
511
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,083
- How did it go?
- He's here, ain't he?
512
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,584
We got time for one more song.
513
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,919
Ava, you choose.
514
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,003
You never let me be me.
515
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,296
You literally
never let me be me.
516
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,422
- Help me pick.
- What are you even doing?
517
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,590
You know what?
I'm not. I'm done.
518
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,009
I am done. I'm out. Mnh-mnh.
519
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,261
Nope.
520
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,930
Ugh.
- Yep, just, uh...
521
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,640
Ooh.
522
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,642
I appreciate you, bro.
523
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,018
They've got the wrong idea
about you at the district.
524
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,772
They got "No More
Drama" by Mary J. on there?
525
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,233
♪ What would you do if
your son was at home ♪
526
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,485
♪ Cryin' all alone on
the bedroom floor ♪
527
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,779
♪ 'Cause he's hungry, and
the only way to feed him ♪
528
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,031
♪ Is to sleep with a man
for a little bit of money ♪
529
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,658
♪ And his daddy's gone ♪
530
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,119
♪ Somewhere smokin' rock
now, in and out of lockdown ♪
531
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,454
♪ I ain't got a job now ♪
532
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,789
♪ So for you this is just a good
time ♪ ♪ Oh, no, not a long time ♪
533
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,999
♪ But for me this is
what I call life ♪
534
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,294
♪ Mm, girl, you ain't the
only one with a baby ♪
535
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,506
Yeah, there's some things you
just can't put a price on.
536
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,758
♪ What would you do if
your son was at home ♪
537
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,010
♪ Cryin' all alone on
the bedroom floor ♪
538
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,555
♪ 'Cause he's hungry, and
the only way to feed him ♪
539
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,682
♪ Is to sleep with a man
for a little bit of money ♪
540
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,809
♪ And his daddy's gone ♪
541
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,145
♪ Somewhere smokin' rock now, in
and out of lockdown ♪
542
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,563
♪ I ain't got a job now ♪
543
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,648
♪ So for you this is
just a good time ♪
544
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,608
♪ But for me this is
what I call life ♪
545
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,068
Hey!
546
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,779
- But so sad.
- Killed that.
547
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,075
You know, as somebody who
usually shuns the spotlight,
548
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,034
I never really got
the appeal of karaoke,
549
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,828
- Uh-huh.
- ...but, um, it was...
550
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,329
it... it was fun.
It was really fun.
551
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,664
- It was fun, wasn't it?
- It was. It was.
552
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,082
And you were so good.
553
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,083
Oh, I practiced the
entire time I was driving.
554
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,418
- You did?
- Yeah.
555
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,711
Okay, let me catch you up
on everything you missed
556
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,171
while you were gone.
557
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,130
Kept a log, just
the way you like.
558
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,047
Oh. Oh, great.
559
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,966
So, 8:02 P.M., we arrived.
560
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,384
Two minutes late.
What happened?
561
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,846
Hey, uh, I'm pretty sure
I requested a quiet ride.
562
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,681
- Oh.
- You know what? You sure did.
563
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,142
- Um, my bad.
- Sorry.
564
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,728
My shoelace
was caught in the escalator.
565
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,189
A quiet ride, not a whisper one.
566
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,025
A quiet one.
567
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,579
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