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Hey. Hey.
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Who are you faxing so
early in the morning?
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Oh, um...
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Kinda hard to explain.
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I don't have a ton of contact
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with the Scranton branch,
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but before I left,
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I took a box of
Dwight's stationery.
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So from time to time,
I send Dwight faxes.
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From himself.
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From the future.
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"Dwight,
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"At 8:00 A.M. today,
someone poisons the coffee.
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"Do notdrink the coffee.
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"More instructions will follow.
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"Cordially, Future Dwight"
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Nooo!
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You'll thank me later.
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♪
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There she is.
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Jan Levinson.Michael.
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First thing in the morning.
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I love to start my day
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with a hearty bowl of Jan.
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Michael.
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♪ Just call me Levinson
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♪ In the morning
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♪ Baby
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Michael.
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Yes.
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I'm here to tell you
that we are closing
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the Scranton branch.
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I don't understand.
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The board voted last night
to close your branch.
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On whom's authority?
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The board's.
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W
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I'm very sorry. I-I--pssh.
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I don't relish
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telling you this.
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Uh, you've been a big
part of this company.
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And the board asked
me to thank you
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for your years of service.
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You're welcome.
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A small number of people
will be transferred
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to the Stamford branch,
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and the rest will be
getting severance packages.
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Am I a small number person or
a severance package person?
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Well, we haven't made
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final decisions
about personnel yet.
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But you're a severance
package person.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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I don't really get it.
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Because we are
not doing that bad
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All numbers are gonna come up
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It's not all about
numbers, Michael.
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Well--It's--it's about talent.
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Oh, you gotta-- Josh?
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Our CFO believes
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that Josh is going to play
an important role-- Josh.
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in our company's future.
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Oh, really? What role is that?
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Yes, really. King of
the stupid universe?
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It is an outrage.
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That's all.
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It's--
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They're making a
huge, huge mistake.
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Let's see Josh
replace these people.
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Let's see Josh find
another Stanley.
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You think Stanleys
grow on trees?
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Well, they don't.
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There is no Stanley tree.
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Do you think the world is
crawling with Phyllises?
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Show me that farm.
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With Phyllises and
Kevins sprouting up
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all over the place,
ripe for the plucking.
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Show me that farm.
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Pictures.
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Memories.
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Look at that.
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They grow up so fast.
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Hey, stranger. Don't say that.
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That just sounds weird. Please.
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Sorry, I just feel like we
haven't talked in a while.
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Well, we have nothing
to talk about, Dwight.
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Just do your work.
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While you still can.
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When you become
close with someone,
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you develop a kind
of sixth sense.
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You can read their
moods like a book.
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Right now, the title
of Michael's book
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is Something Weird Is Going On.
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Colon:
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What Did Jan Say?
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The Michael Scott Story.
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By Michael Scott.
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With Dwight Schrute.
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Hey, um, did you hear
about your friends
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in Pennsylvania?
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Rumor has it that the
Scranton branch is "gklch."
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Really?
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Wow, that's too bad.
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Um...
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Sorry.
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Scranton branch is closing?
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In your face.
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Well, I work here now.
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Mmmm! Sucka.
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Are you okay? D--Yeah.
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Great, amazing.
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Best physical
condition of my life.
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What did Jan want?
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Nothing. Just checking in.
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I can't tell you, so.
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What can't you tell me?
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Nothing. Pam.
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What difference does it make?
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We'll all be gone in
a few weeks anyway.
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What? What?
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You just said that
we're gonna be gone--
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Do I have any messages?
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Michael, what's going on?
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Okay. Okay.
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Listen up, everybody.
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I have some news.
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We are screwed.
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Dunder-Mifflin Scranton
is being shut down.
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Michael, uh...
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We shouldn't be
talking about this
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until all the decisions
have been made.
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You knew about this
all along, didn't you?
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Jan told me just a few
minutes before she told you.
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Traitor.
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You are a traitor.
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What about us, Michael?
Do we still have jobs?
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I don't know.
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Probably not.
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This is the worst.
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It makes perfect sense
that it would happen today
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because I just received
this in the mail.
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1,000 business cards
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with this address
and phone number.
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I don't want to blame
anyone in particular.
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I think everyone's to blame.
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If I get to stay and
Ryan is laid off,
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I will kill myself.
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Like Romeo and Juliet.
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The Claire Danes one.
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♪ Stamford Connecticut
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♪ Stamford Connecticut
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I worked in Scranton
for really long time.
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And its gonna be weird
that its all disappearing.
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I mean I was knowing that branch will shutdown
someday and just figured that would be Micheal
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sold the building
for some magic beans.
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I couldn't be happier.
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I'm gonna take the
severance and retire.
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My wife and I are gonna travel.
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I really couldn't be happier.
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Its a blessing in the disguise
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Actually not even in disguise.
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Sometimes at home I answer the
phone Dunder-Mifflin this is pam.
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So maybe that will stop now.
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What does that mean?
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Well, some of us are fired. And
a few are going to cinedicate.
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I no further gonna
work here without pam.
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You know that Cinderella song
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You don'’t know what
you got till its gone.
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It pretty much says it
better than how I know.
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I have said in words.
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Hey, Mike.Darrel.
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Noble Darrel.
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Look, I heard about the office.
Oh.
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Tough break. I know.
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I know.
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Well, I'll land on my feet.
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Yeah. Don't worry about me.
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I wasn't.
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So you'll be okay too.
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You're a warrior.
You're smart, capable.
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You'll find
something else, and--
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Actually, Bob Vance
bought out the warehouse.
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So he's keeping
on the whole crew.
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So we're good.
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Awesome.
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This is my house.
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The CFO's taking away my
house and giving it to Josh.
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And Josh is giving the
garage to Bob Vance.
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Pah.
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All right, listen up.
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Some of you may have heard
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some rumors about
the branch closing.
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But I am not
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going to take this lying down.
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I have a plan,
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and I am going to save our jobs.
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So just hang in there. Let's go.
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Yes!
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Oh, good. You're
bringing Dwight.
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Yes. This might get ugly.
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I'm gonna need backup.
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What's the plan?
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Go to New York.
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Confront the CFO.
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Show him he's making a mistake.
Save the branch.
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Can I drive? No way.
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Shotgun!
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No, there's no one else.
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Still.
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Thank you very much. Okay.
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Secretary says Wallace is
away for the day-- Agh.
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and won't be coming
back into the office.
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Okay, okay. Um--
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But...
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do not worry.
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I have his home address...
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right here.
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Why?
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Christmas card list.
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You send him cards?
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You've never met him.
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Well, when I do,
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we'll have something
to talk about.
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Hey, do you have a second?
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Sure, what's up?
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I-I know it's not
definite, or whatever,
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but, uh, do you know
who's coming over here
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from Scranton?
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I honestly don't. I don't know.
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Okay.
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So is it, like, sales
or...accountants or--
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You know what, Jim? I
wouldn't worry about it.
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What does that mean?
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Hi. Jan, hey.
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Oh, good, you're both here.
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Ready to talk logistics?
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I just feel like it could
have been something special
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if we could have kept
working together.
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But...
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I'm gonna go someplace else,
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and you're gonna
go someplace else.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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This kind of worked
out perfectly for me.
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I got some good experience.
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Um, Michael's gonna write
me a great recommendation.
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And as far as me
and Kelly goes...
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I think it's for the best.
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Okay.
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This is it.
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This is exactly what
Michael Moore does.
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Famous documentarian.
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He goes up to people
with a camera,
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and he's like,
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"Why did you do this?
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"Why did you pollute?
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You are bad. You're
a bad person."
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It's very dramatic.
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Although I can't
say I was a big fan
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of Bowling For Columbine.
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Because I thought
it was gonna be
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a bowling movie.
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Like Kingpin.
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And it wasn't. It
was something else.
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So.
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Josh will be running
what is now called
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Dunder-Mifflin Northeast,
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which is all the offices
north of Stamford.
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And Jim, if you want the job,
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you'll be his number two.
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Wow. Uh, sure. Absolutely.
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Awesome. 'Scuse me, Jan.
I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna have to
stop you there.
273
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,644
I, um...
274
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,515
will not be taking the job.
275
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,559
W--
276
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:48,604
Excu
277
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,389
As of today, I have accepted
278
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,000
a senior management
position at Staples.
279
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,611
Today.
280
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,743
Mm-hmm.
281
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,701
You leveraged your
new position with us
282
00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,615
into another offer?
283
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,399
Damn it, Josh.
284
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:05,055
This whole restructuring thing
was based around keeping you.
285
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,404
I--
286
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,015
I'm sorry, all right? It's done.
287
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,016
It's done.
288
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,365
I gotta make some calls.
289
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,888
Excuse me. I'm sorry, Jim.
290
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,328
Say what you will
about Michael Scott.
291
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,591
But he would never do that.
292
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,073
So.
293
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:23,770
Do you know what
you're gonna say
294
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,162
when he shows up?
295
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,511
I will improvise.
296
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,687
I will speak from the heart.
297
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,123
No. Bad idea.
298
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,994
You need an attack plan.
299
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,909
Here, I'll be him. You be you.
300
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,389
Let's practice.
301
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:35,869
All right.
302
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,348
♪ Dum da dum da dum
303
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,915
Coming home from work.
'Scuse me.
304
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,308
Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?
305
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,701
Yes? What is the
meaning of this?
306
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:45,356
Can you tell us why you
are shutting down Scranton
307
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,055
and putting 15
people out of work?
308
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,231
Well, the branch is no
longer financially viable.
309
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,841
It's simple dollars and cents.
310
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,061
Yes, but these are
employees, sir.
311
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,062
These are human beings.
312
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,411
Listen, Scott.
313
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:57,586
We're losing money, okay?
314
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,501
It's not a charity.
It's a business.
315
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:00,720
And it's a dying business.
316
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:01,808
Stop--stop it. Just--
317
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,157
Okay, he's not gonna
say any of that.
318
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,593
It-- Wh
319
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,638
Because he'd be intimidated.
And I just--
320
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,857
Let's start again.
321
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,859
Just be more scared of me, okay?
Okay.
322
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,774
Don't touch me this time.
323
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,819
♪ Dum dee do dee do dee doe
324
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,864
Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?Agh!
325
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,483
So we are still
scrambling here, but, uh--
326
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,833
Mm
327
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,574
It looks like Scranton is
going to absorb Stamford.
328
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,619
Wow.
329
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,664
And I know that
you just left there
330
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,101
couple of months ago,
331
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,755
but we would like to offer
you the number two position
332
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,799
at that branch.
333
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:37,887
Thank you. Yeah.
334
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,236
Um--
335
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,978
No, it's just, I'm
not sure if I, um--
336
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,458
Well, to be quite
honest with you, Jan,
337
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,982
I-I have a few unpleasant
memories of Scranton.
338
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,245
And, um--
339
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,290
Michael.
340
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,247
No, no, no.
341
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,207
Just, um, some personal stuff.
342
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,383
And I'm not really
ready to revisit that,
343
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,776
I don't think.
344
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,299
Ah.
345
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,779
Well.
346
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,954
Please think about it.
347
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,216
And call me.
348
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,174
We will do whatever we
can to get you to stay.
349
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,132
Okay.
350
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,963
Hey, guys.
351
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,878
Uh, I'm trying to organize
a little group lunch
352
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,705
for everybody, since, you know,
353
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,490
we're never gonna
see each other again.
354
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,057
Where are we going?
355
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,798
I thought maybe DJ's?
356
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:19,842
Mmm...
357
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,278
How 'bout Cugino's?
358
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,585
I don't wanna go all
the way to Dunmore.
359
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,369
How 'bout Cooper's, then?
360
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,762
No seafood.
361
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,547
Well, I don't want
to go to DJ's.
362
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,288
Oh, now, all of a
sudden, you get picky?
363
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,769
Okay. Forget it.
364
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,293
Hooters.
365
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,338
No.
366
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,211
Ah! Here.
367
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,171
Replenish your fluids.
368
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,397
Where's Michael?
369
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,964
He's not here.
370
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,966
I don't know where he is.
371
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,533
What d--
372
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,579
What's going on here?
373
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,625
We know the branch is closing.
374
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,105
Michael told us.
375
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,758
Oh, God.
376
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,022
Okay. You know what, everybody?
377
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,024
I'm sure there is a
better way to do this,
378
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,939
but I've driven something
like 400 miles today,
379
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,418
and I'm completely exhausted.
380
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,419
So I'm just gonna tell you.
381
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,899
Your branch is not closing.
382
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:17,944
Stamford is closing.
383
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,598
Um, for the time being, it seems
384
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,426
that all of your jobs are safe.
385
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,427
Yes.
386
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:24,776
Yeah!
387
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,995
Stanley.
388
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,127
Is it because of Michael?
389
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,172
Did he actually do something?
390
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:32,175
Well, reasons are not important.
391
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,785
Would you just call him,
please, wherever he is,
392
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:34,786
and tell him?
393
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,440
Sure. Uh, Jan.
394
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,964
Um, do you know--is anyone
coming back to Scranton?
395
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,269
Back?
396
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,749
Coming to Scranton.
397
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:41,793
Is anyone coming to Scranton?
398
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,491
Uh, y--we don't know.
399
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,928
Probably a few.
400
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,413
Who is it?
401
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,544
The office.
402
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,720
Are you gonna get it? No.
403
00:14:55,764 --> 00:15:00,856
Not until I have some
good news for them.
404
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,727
Not until I have some good news.
405
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,557
I guess some new people might
be coming from Stamford.
406
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,256
Should be fun. New blood.
407
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,735
Is Jim coming back?
408
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,694
That's, um--
409
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,217
I hadn't thought about it.
410
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,915
I don't know. Huh.
411
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,264
I just don't want
it to be weird.
412
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,396
You know?
413
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,441
I mean,
414
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,921
I took his old job
415
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,052
and his old desk.
416
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,098
Yeah, yeah, that might be weird.
417
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,188
Overall, though,
418
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,190
we still all have our
jobs, so good news, right?
419
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,191
Oh, yeah. Totally.
420
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,237
I'm so happy!
421
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,109
We don't have to
break up now, Ryan!
422
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,632
Mm, mm, mm!
423
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,068
It is the best day
of my whole life.
424
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,988
What are you gonna do?
425
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,121
I really don't know.
426
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,339
How you doing with all this?
427
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,254
You know, I'm fine.
428
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,909
I'll be better when I
know if I have a job.
429
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,651
You'd actually move to Scranton?
430
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,000
Yeah, if they let me.
431
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,436
I think I-- I think I would.
432
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,092
New York City is 45 minutes
down the road from here.
433
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,268
And you wanna move to Scranton.
434
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,661
I don't know.
435
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,402
If I were you, I'd
move to New York.
436
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,927
Yeah, you know, I--
I might do that.
437
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,059
I m
438
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,452
I--I might do that.
439
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:21,328
Guh! K-k-kah!
440
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,247
Hey, Andy.
441
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,291
What's up, Josh?
442
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,466
Hey, man, just
wanted to say thanks.
443
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,467
Good luck.
444
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,468
Thanks, man. You, too.
445
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,513
Totally.
446
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:35,385
Anything?
447
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,041
Nothing.
448
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,130
What if this doesn't work?
449
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,090
What if the office
actually goes under?
450
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,920
Then it was an honor to
have worked with you.
451
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,671
All right.
452
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:05,415
Favorite moments in
Dunder-Mifflin history.
453
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,416
Go.
454
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,637
My first day, when you hazed me
455
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,900
by spraying me with
a fire extinguisher.
456
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,252
That was hilarious.
457
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,862
The foam.
458
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,127
Um, my first sale. Uh-huh.
459
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,130
My promotion to assistant
regional manager.
460
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,696
Our basketball game.
461
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,046
Uh-huh.
462
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,093
And when you took me
to the hospital...
463
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,052
and told me that
you cared about me.
464
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,445
Oh, right. Okay.
465
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,056
That's enough. That's good.
466
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,842
What were your favorite moments?
467
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,279
Oh...
468
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,107
All of 'em.
469
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,978
I loved 'em all.
470
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,024
Every single one.
471
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,288
What about when Jan said
the branch was closing?
472
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,507
God, Dwight.
473
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,683
Well, I just--
474
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,338
Hey, Pam.
475
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,556
We're going to Poor Richard's.
476
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,167
Creed's buying shots.
477
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,211
No, thanks, guys.
478
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,343
All right.Have fun, though.
479
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,344
Cool.
480
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,259
Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.
481
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,130
Really? Where did you hear that?
482
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,610
Well, I was
483
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:10,698
Uh, yeah, we'll meet you there.
484
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,526
Awesome. Let's go.
485
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:13,614
I'll tell you later.
486
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,268
Okay.
487
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,139
Hi.
488
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,577
Crazy day, huh?
489
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,579
Yeah. Yeah.
490
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,015
Man.
491
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,888
I'm, uh--
492
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,586
I'm really glad you're
still gonna be working here.
493
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,632
Yeah, me, too.
494
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,764
Maybe this is good.
495
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,202
If finding another
job is a pain.
496
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,552
There's another annoying boss,
497
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,857
another desk.
498
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:43,209
I'd have to learn
everything all over again.
499
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,167
So...
500
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,213
there are reasons to stay.
501
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,564
Hey, um...
502
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,827
I think I am gonna
take that job.
503
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:53,828
And...
504
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,743
Scranton?
505
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,092
It's not that bad.
506
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,792
So if they offer
you a job there...
507
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:02,967
I think you should take it.
508
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,709
Okay, yeah. Maybe I will.
509
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,450
Okay.
510
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,017
Yeah, I'm-- I'm
happy he said that.
511
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,498
I mean, I don't think
he's into me or anything.
512
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,195
But...
513
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,719
I'm kind of into him.
514
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,765
So...there you go.
515
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:27,470
What are we still doing here?
516
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,212
It's over.
517
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,344
Let's go home.
518
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,997
Get the car.
519
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,266
Ohhh, this was
such a stupid idea.
520
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:43,312
This was so stupid.
521
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,228
I'm such a stupid idiot.
522
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,664
I let everybody down.
523
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,405
Everybody hates me.
524
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:53,017
I lost everybody's jobs.
525
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,976
Nobody likes me anymore!
526
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:55,977
Oh, my God!
527
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,152
What?
528
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,588
Stamford is closed!
529
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,634
Michael, we're not closed.
530
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,288
Stamford is closed!
531
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,289
Stamford is closed! We did it?
532
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,204
We did it! We did it!
533
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,988
We did it!
534
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,859
Yaaahhhh! We did it!
535
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:11,949
We did it! Yeah!
536
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,516
We did it!
537
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,778
Yeah! Right here, right here.
538
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:17,607
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
539
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,740
Ho, ho, ho, ho, hoooo!
540
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,610
Yeah, baby!
541
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,309
In your face!
542
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,310
We did it.
543
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,572
Oh, man.
544
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:28,139
How did we do it?
545
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,271
I don't know. I have no idea.
546
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,186
I don't understand.
547
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,363
Well, for a minute
there, I saw myself
548
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,278
selling my house,
moving to Costa Rica,
549
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,280
learning how to surf.
550
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,543
But Costa Rica will
still be there...
551
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,895
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