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Well its 1935 or there abouts
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It was bombed during the war, and
patched up with plasticine and blu-tack
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The interior guttering is a unique feature,
which is eh...caused by the raging damp
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But Latimer and Haines are supplying
windscreen wipers for your television set
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You've got Otter traps in the cellar, and a
free aqualung course at the local 'tec college
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Well I'm not saying its damp of course. But if the water levels rise
anymore you could find yourself selling a house boat in a couple of years
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Are you trying to tell us there
is a problem with the damp?
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No what I'm really trying to say sir is
that this is the best house i have ever sold
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I mean I dont need to do a hard sell
from this, look at it, its terrific
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I`ll tell you what I`ll do
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I`ll let you in and you can have a look round on your
own and what? I`ll come back in about fifteen minutes, Ok?
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I tell you, if this house don't
sell itself, I'm a monkeys uncle
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*When the moon hits your eye like
a big-a pizza pie, thats amore*
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*When the world seems to shine like
you've had too much wine, that's amore*
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*Bells'll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling,
ting-a-ling-a-ling and you'll sing "Vita bella"*
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*Hearts'll play tippi-tippi-tay,
tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella*
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*When the stars make you drool just-a
like pasta fazool, that's amore*
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*When you dance down the street with
a cloud at your feet, you're in love*
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*When you walk in a dream but you
know you're not dreamin', signore*
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*'scusa me, but you see, back
in old Napoli, that's amore*
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*Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-lingting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"*
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*Hearts will play tippi-tippi-tay,
tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella*
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*When the stars make you drool just
like pasta fazool, that's amore*
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*When you dance down the street with
a cloud at your feet, you're in love*
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*When you walk in a dream but you
know you're not dreaming, signore*
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*'scusa me, but you see, back
in old Napoli, that's amore*
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Go on, go on my son, go on, go for it
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Yeah, hit the bugger. Fuck you.
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Wankers
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Wankers
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Tossers
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I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.
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I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.
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I.C.C. I.C.C.
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Transgressed the unwritten law this has
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Can you do anything
with those scratches?
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Sorry boss
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Ta
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It's not on, this, y'know Bex
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It's all in hand Nunk
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Ta-ra
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See ya later
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That is well out of order
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You don't let people treat you like shit, I learned that in the army You sort
it out there and then otherwise they'll shit on you every other minute of the day
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Well you tell him then
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Don't you worry, I'll sort Bexy out
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Very funny son, very funny
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Alright hold it, hold
it down, hold it down
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What you having girls? Heart
attack if you're paying shorty
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Got him Shut up, now do you want to try the
tactful approach or are you tired of living?
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Well I'll have a pint of
Drambuie if you're flush Aitch
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Flush? Me? Look at me wodge, I
got loads of money, loads of money
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Give us some of that money mate
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Oi, did you find anything interesting when
you were crawling up around Bexys anal passage?
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Nah, only your rasta cat man
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Bluud klatt, me wonder where
me leave that thing y'know
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Where's me boy, oi Nocka, Nocka come on
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Alright, what you having?
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Vodka and Tonic
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What you want Snowy?
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Hey, I`ll have a Babychamp
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Right, thats three Lager Tops
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What do you want JC? -Lager
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Trig? Snakebite Aitch
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and a Snakebite for Rambo
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Hey hold up look
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I had to bring me girlfriend
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Come on girls, give us a flash
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Come on boys get a load of this
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We are cheeky girls
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Get your tits out, get your tits
out, get your tits out for the boys
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Get your tits out for the boys
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Oi
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You wanna T-Cut that
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Dont be bleeding stupid
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Nah, rub it down first should be alright
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I dont believe you sometimes,
it needs a new skin that does
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Oh, like spending money do you son?
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Yeah well when you've got it Dad
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Yeah well I hope you gave him a
bloody good kicking thats all I can say
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Nah I'm just going to forget it
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If I was you I would go round his gaff and pour break
fluid all over his paint work, see how that goes down
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Dad I know what I'm doing, I've
got me reasons, alright, shut up
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Darling
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Beloved
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When one has finished making love to
the car, does one wish to carve or not
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Well one would but ones got
turps all over ones hands
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Super
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Cheer up Dad
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You alright Yes he is
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Hello babes
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Hello darling
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Why don't we let them take
Sammy down the park for a bit
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What, let my mum stuff
him full of sweets
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Well that's what Grandparents
are supposed to do, isn't it
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Yeah one or two
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but the rate the old girl stuffs them down his neck, I'm
surprised shes got time to take them out the bleeding packet
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Oh well it was just an idea
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I thought I might let
you stick your willy up me
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That's a nice idea, isn't it
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Have you got any drawers on
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Oh blimey, suspenders
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Hello Bill, you seen the motor
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Bexy
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Oh Trig you bastard, this aint
the bleeding boozer you know
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You got your Inlaws playing in the garden, I didn't
expect to find you having it off in the living room, did I
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We were not having it off
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What you want anyway
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We gotta do him Bexy, tonight
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You can't let people treat you like shit
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Alright Trig mate, calm down
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Well look at it
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I've been looking at
it, I've seen it mate
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That is well out of order
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Trigger, Trigger, look
at me son, look at me
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Do I look concerned
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No you don't, you should
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Its all in hand mate
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now cool out guy y'know
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heart attack time
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Well ta-ta then
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A cup of tea would of been nice
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Give my love to your mum
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Have you brought his nappy with you
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Nah we can't get them, the
Buccaneers must of used them all up
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Piss off
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Shut up, shut your mouth
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Listen, we aint been in Europe for three years, right In two weeks
time there's going to be half of Europe waiting in Germany for us
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So
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Oh no reason Oboe you leery prat
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Is, Is there anyone in
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Look I know they don't cover It in the
Beano, so I'll tell you what's been happening
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I've seen it
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There's over 4,000 Dutch booked
in for Germany for a start
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4.000 Oboe you micro moron
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This is not a bunch of tulip growers on
a day trip to the Munich beer festival
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These geezers are coming tooled up, and 12 car workers from
Birmingham with their brains in their right hand aint gonna do nothing
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If we sell them a British car the poor
bastards will be stranded there for life
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Listen, listen
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If we don't stick together they're going to have us
on our toes before we even get off the Harwich Ferry
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Sounds like your'e running
scared already Bexy boy
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That's funny
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Dumb animals aren't
supposed to speak, are they
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Animal I might be, dumb I ain't
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Did you win this morning
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I always win Yeti, you
should know that by now
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Thats funny, it didn't
look like it to me
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It looked like we walked into your back yard and
tinted your windscreen and nobody lifted a finger
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What are you two slags going on about
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Our friend from the Bucaneers here thinks that driving a
car across a football pitch at 50 mph means he's had a result
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Shows imagination though, don't it
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Yeah well I suppose it would to you Yeti
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I mean when you've got the intellectual capacity of a lump
of jelly I should think anything shows imagination, don't you
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Are you two slags going to bitch all
night, 'cause we got a train to catch, ok
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Now are you going to tell us about
this mega plan of yours or what
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It's simple Oboe, even you and
Snow White might get the drift
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If we don't stick together they're
going to trample all over us
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Told you, he's running scared
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Am I wasting my time here or what
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Look, I'm recruiting for a national
firm, do you want in or what
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and don't tell me,
you want to be top girl
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There you are Oboe, I told you it was simple enough
for you to grasp, who's a clever little girl then
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Oh you make me sick you cockneys, always
think you've got the right to run things
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Nah nah nah, you couldn't
run a piss up in a brewery
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You're a joke, I'm off
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Oh what's a matter love,
getting too late for you is it
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Here Nunk, ring room service and get Oboe
his warm milk, it's well past his bedtime
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I aint following a
bunch of thumb suckers
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You want to run a national firm friend
you put your arse in gear behind us, right
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Oh what with your track record
you'd need an A to Z to find a bog
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Well at least I wont be on
it all night shitting meself
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Listen this is a fact right, past 2 seasons
right, we have rumbled everyone in here
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Bollocks , bollocks
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Have a look at this Cliffy,
we got pigs flying over here
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Hold up, alright, look,
ten of you, ten of us
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You take us out with just the top boys about
an then you can take us on tour sunshine
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Ditto
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Dildo mate, the word is
dildo, you are a pair of dildos
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Listen friend, if we want to go tulip
picking we'll go with me as top boy
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and if you want to stop us, then
you'll have to come and rumble us
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Alright
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Alright
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and when you two shirt
lifters are finished
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Well it can come down to us
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I'll leave you with the I.C.C. motto
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We come in peace, we leave you in pieces
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Bollocks
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Do you want your spanking now
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You, Oboe
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Tuesday
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You
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Blondie
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Saturday
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Look over your shoulders girls
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Pieces, pieces, pieces
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I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.
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Oh ta-ra mate, here,
say hello to Gus for me
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He owes me a fiver
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Is that you Clive
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Well I hope so, otherwise
your'e being burgled
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Do you want a cup of tea love
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Yeah lovely
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Is there any hot water Mum
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Yeah
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Clive, Sue rang earlier, she wants
to know what time you'll be home
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Eh about half eight
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Alright then
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Yeti
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Oboe
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You on for tommorrow night then?
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Oh its a bit short notice isn't it
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You'd of found out last
night if you'd of turned up
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Well I'm very sorry Mr Bissell
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But if it comes to a choice between having a drink with a load of
hooligans and getting my end away, you come a very poor second chief
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Which reminds me, don't forget I
was supposed to be with you, right
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Oh yeah, how did you get on
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Well when I got her out
the Light I changed my mind
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Ho ho, thats an original way of
saying you didn't get anywhere
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She was a dog
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I'm telling you Bex every woman has the right to
be ugly, but this one just abused the priviledge
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Yeah well never mind my son
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Listen I just might accidentally let my tongue
slip if you don't get up a posse for tommorrow night
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Yeah alright, I'm in, I'm in
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Look I'll take the new motor, right
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Yeah 4.30 there
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What
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Well its an element of surprise isn't it
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Ah its alright for you isn't it
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You can just pretend you're selling an Arab a
garage for fifty grand, I get missed if i do a bunk
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Whats a matter with you
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Latimer, twelve o'clock, Hythe
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Yeah bollocks, trouble Simon, I gotta
go, see ya there, 4.30 on the dot
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We must distinguish I think between the bovver boy,
yobbo type hooligans, so representative of the 1970s
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and todays more sophisticated,
more disciplined hooligans
235
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:40,682
Most of them have jobs, infact
some of them have quite skilled jobs
236
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and quite a comfortable lifestyle
237
00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:45,764
Basically I see it as a
kind of search for meaning
238
00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:48,483
An attempt to validate their
lives, give it significance
239
00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:51,243
Why don't he just tell
them we like hitting people
240
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:55,074
wank wank wank he's a tosser
241
00:18:05,696 --> 00:18:07,713
Oi, you'll wake the baby up
242
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,537
Sorry Sue, it was Nunky
243
00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:11,928
No it was all of us
244
00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,639
Can you turn that down a bit please
245
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,556
Yeah its finished anyway, a load of crap
246
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,259
What's happening tommorrow then?
247
00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:23,683
Well you can get yourself over to Simes
for about midday, you can go in the car
248
00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:25,617
Oh why can't I come on the train Bex
249
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:31,346
Because, you are an under 5 and you're
not allowed to play on the chuff-chuff
250
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:36,361
and anyway, you always turn up with no money and
muggins here ends up paying for you, that's why
251
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,427
So, you've got to pay for the best boss
252
00:18:39,638 --> 00:18:42,735
Besides, you make the first
class carriages look a mess son
253
00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:47,156
How can a man who wears rejects
from an oxfam shop have a go at him
254
00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:49,004
Leave it Trigger
255
00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:55,777
Ok, you can come with us, but no jeans, bring
your sweets and don't forget your pocket money
256
00:18:55,975 --> 00:18:57,083
Yo!
257
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,008
Is she coming?
258
00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,883
Yeah, sure thing boss
259
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,907
No come on Bexy, no Passengers eh
260
00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:10,522
We're taking you aren't we
261
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:11,782
Piss off
262
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:14,102
Stunned to the core
with another witty reply
263
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,765
You can piss off in all Nunk
264
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,901
Two in a row, how
d'you think them up Trig
265
00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:19,402
Oi give it a rest will you,
you'll only wake the kid
266
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:22,717
He'll have it on his
toes Bexy, I'm telling you
267
00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:31,711
So you want to go to
Europe do you Dominic?
268
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,712
Yeah
269
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,293
Yeah, if I can raise the cash
270
00:19:35,723 --> 00:19:37,441
Oh isn't that sweet
271
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,345
You'll have to get bloodied first
272
00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:52,544
You ever been tatooed?
273
00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:55,197
No
274
00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:58,123
Virgin eh?
275
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,641
What you looking at?
276
00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,272
I can see you
277
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:19,868
It's alright
278
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,180
We gotta give him the
mark, haven't we son
279
00:20:48,771 --> 00:20:52,918
Dominic, I would like you to meet,
a very old freind of mine and yours
280
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:55,564
Put your hands together for
281
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,837
Stanley
282
00:20:59,604 --> 00:21:02,250
Nah, you aint gonna do
it with that are you?
283
00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:04,925
Well now, we all had to son
284
00:21:04,926 --> 00:21:08,117
Bet you're glad you brought your
brown trousers, int you Dominic
285
00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:09,118
Jesus
286
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,319
He won't help ya
287
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:15,868
Come one, come on up you get
288
00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:19,092
Get a hold of that
289
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:30,722
Well go on then
290
00:21:45,535 --> 00:21:46,708
Its poisonous that is
291
00:21:47,962 --> 00:21:51,795
If that gets into your bloodstream
you could be dead in the morning
292
00:21:52,957 --> 00:21:57,126
Yeah, you lot are
still walking aren't you
293
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,761
You plonker
294
00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:24,313
What a wally
295
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,962
What a muppet
296
00:22:30,806 --> 00:22:31,877
You little plonker
297
00:22:31,878 --> 00:22:33,994
Will you shut up
298
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,967
Yeah
299
00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:43,873
and the Duchess of York outshone them all, with an
outfit that was easier to admire than to describe
300
00:22:43,874 --> 00:22:47,497
and even to seasoned Royal watchers
this was a special occassion
301
00:22:47,498 --> 00:22:48,898
it was the hottest ticket
in tinsel town.......
302
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:49,899
Alright?
303
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,452
Oh there's nothing wrong with us
304
00:22:53,453 --> 00:22:54,352
Is something wrong with him?
305
00:22:54,353 --> 00:22:56,021
Yeah he's still teething isn't he
306
00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:59,176
Oh, are you still
teething little darling?
307
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,784
That'll be teeth thats
biting on Mummys nipple eggs
308
00:23:02,073 --> 00:23:04,632
Well ive got to have a reserve haven't
I ? I mean you're never here to do it
309
00:23:05,201 --> 00:23:10,290
Oh dear, Mummy's being sarcastic again, shall we
be witty back? Eh shall we tell her to piss off?
310
00:23:10,773 --> 00:23:11,491
Bex, don't
311
00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:12,492
Shall we tell her piss off?
312
00:23:13,753 --> 00:23:16,182
Lets tell Mumsy to
piss off, go on Piss off
313
00:23:16,183 --> 00:23:20,365
Oh Bex, see, oh don't,
he's starting to say it now
314
00:23:22,604 --> 00:23:28,057
Anyway I'm glad your pissing off tonight, at
least I'll get a bit of peice and quiet that way
315
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:30,163
What was all the cold
shoulder bit for then? Piss off
316
00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:33,401
Don't, don't tell him what Daddy does
317
00:23:34,225 --> 00:23:36,316
and it ain't good for you to get
you in my hair all the time, is it
318
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:38,507
It wouldn't have to
be a bleeding miracle
319
00:23:38,508 --> 00:23:40,633
You must think I'm stupid or something
320
00:23:40,634 --> 00:23:43,164
Well if you want the truth
or the diplomatic answer
321
00:23:43,165 --> 00:23:44,740
You ain't playing tonight
322
00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:49,297
I never said I was, thats my cheek
yeah, I'm screwing Jacinta again
323
00:23:49,998 --> 00:23:51,298
Well I told you
324
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:56,925
She can't get enough of me, 12 inch willy, working class,
some little yuppies dream come true, eh isn't it darling
325
00:23:57,026 --> 00:23:58,225
Well it's a shame I aint
a yuppie then isn't it
326
00:23:58,891 --> 00:24:01,066
You're my bit of rough change, aint you
327
00:24:01,558 --> 00:24:06,724
Don't stay out all night will you Nah
it's just a quick in an out job this
328
00:24:06,725 --> 00:24:09,628
Oh well whoever she is tell
her she's got my sympathys
329
00:24:09,629 --> 00:24:17,370
Oh very funny, Your Mums funny, your Mums
funny sunny "innit", give Mum a kiss, goodbye
330
00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:28,712
Give us a kiss, Daddy loves
you, Daddy loves you doesn't he
331
00:24:28,747 --> 00:24:33,773
Say Daddy, say Daddy, Daddy
332
00:24:43,688 --> 00:24:45,877
Right I'll see ya Don't be late
333
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:55,050
Look look look look, yeah
cunt, yeah look at his face
334
00:24:55,974 --> 00:24:58,027
You forgot to kiss her
goodbye Beef Shut up
335
00:24:58,028 --> 00:25:04,498
Here what's all this, what's all what, this, Beefys Mum's a
slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, lalalala
336
00:25:04,499 --> 00:25:06,399
Belt up and shut up
337
00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:25,686
Hornchurch boys we are here, we rape your women and we drink your
beer, la la la la lalalalala Hornchurch boys are big and strong
338
00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,001
Alright mate
339
00:25:30,002 --> 00:25:34,249
Yeah can I have 3 adults and 1
child to Birmingham Yew Street please
340
00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:39,987
That's first class
341
00:25:46,888 --> 00:25:51,501
That's 178 pounds and 50 pence
please Sir That'll do nicely thank you
342
00:26:08,637 --> 00:26:10,280
Oh hang about, here's Adolph
343
00:26:10,521 --> 00:26:11,281
Triggsy boy
344
00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,778
Yo Alright
345
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:18,856
I'm off to get a paper, see ya later
346
00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:21,729
I see you brought your
boyfreind then Aitchey poo, eh
347
00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:25,500
Well I dont like to leave him at home, he pines for
me and scratches the door, know what I mean Triggsy
348
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,303
He's gonna piss off as soon as the
ruck starts, y'know that don't ya
349
00:26:28,304 --> 00:26:32,229
Look Triggsy, if it's good enough
for you it's good enough for him
350
00:26:33,485 --> 00:26:36,219
You little bastard, I'll
have you, I'll have you
351
00:26:39,886 --> 00:26:45,716
Yusef, over here, oi Yusey boy, come
on then, come on mate get over here
352
00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:56,028
Come on son, come on boy, come on mate, get down here, over here,
what's he got on his head, cor blimey, gogogo, oh what a hero
353
00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:06,532
Where've you been Well I had to go to school
"innit", well I didn't want to get into trouble did I
354
00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:08,356
You got your homework with you son
355
00:27:09,638 --> 00:27:10,603
What's this
356
00:27:12,447 --> 00:27:16,799
Celtic...What have we got
to do with Scotland son
357
00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:29,078
It's P.M.T.
358
00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:31,843
Well what's that Pre match tension
359
00:28:14,296 --> 00:28:17,775
A cup of tea Got to make
this one a quickie lads
360
00:28:17,776 --> 00:28:20,766
It's funny you should
say that, yeah go on Beef
361
00:28:22,058 --> 00:28:23,559
It's love
362
00:28:53,796 --> 00:28:55,327
Wankers
363
00:28:56,712 --> 00:28:58,959
Buccaneers
364
00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:05,147
My car
365
00:29:26,788 --> 00:29:28,759
Here it's just up here, We there yet Bex
366
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,229
Yeah we're bang on for Simon
alright Where's Simon then mate
367
00:29:33,297 --> 00:29:36,319
How many was there then mate
There was 2.............4
368
00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:50,742
Come on Simon, where are you mate
369
00:29:56,019 --> 00:29:56,943
Oboe
370
00:30:33,063 --> 00:30:33,863
Go
371
00:31:31,761 --> 00:31:35,394
It needs stitches does this Bex
372
00:31:37,177 --> 00:31:40,871
Nice of Simon to turn up, wasn't it, eh
373
00:31:41,075 --> 00:31:43,456
He must of got held up
374
00:31:45,213 --> 00:31:48,253
In the traffic I'll hold
him up when I see him
375
00:31:54,690 --> 00:31:56,752
Maybe he got a puncture
376
00:32:00,315 --> 00:32:02,676
or something
377
00:33:02,685 --> 00:33:06,284
You want to get that
sorted out Yusef, now
378
00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:09,172
Come on Dom
379
00:33:10,671 --> 00:33:14,189
Come on Dom or we'll all get nicked
380
00:33:30,226 --> 00:33:32,526
Come on your own did you
381
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:35,803
You didn't by any chance come
on a train from London did you
382
00:33:37,689 --> 00:33:39,614
Ah hitchhiked yeah
383
00:33:42,202 --> 00:33:43,818
One nil to me
384
00:33:44,117 --> 00:33:45,730
and your name is
385
00:33:47,562 --> 00:33:50,375
Micheal Jackson
386
00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:53,224
You need some more
plastic surgery Micheal
387
00:34:19,772 --> 00:34:20,873
Oboe
388
00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:28,505
Bexy, Bexy
389
00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:33,647
Grab his arm
390
00:34:41,759 --> 00:34:43,768
An the other one Give us it
391
00:35:10,564 --> 00:35:12,508
Come on lets go, go
392
00:35:49,018 --> 00:35:50,491
Yeah cheers mate
393
00:36:26,126 --> 00:36:29,442
Hello, yeah can I speak to
the poof with the blonde hair
394
00:36:29,443 --> 00:36:30,443
Bexy boy
395
00:36:31,498 --> 00:36:34,624
So what's this then, you got a partime
job as an alarm call or something
396
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,440
Yeah, yeah you could say that
397
00:36:36,482 --> 00:36:38,377
You still got your curlers in love
398
00:36:38,378 --> 00:36:40,780
Here, you spoke to your
boy in the BMW lately
399
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:41,742
No, not yet, why
400
00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:45,531
Nah of course he probably aint..... We had a
little meet with him, didn't we, on the motorway
401
00:36:45,532 --> 00:36:49,683
We fixed his motor for him, They don't
half burn well them German jobs, don't they
402
00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:51,875
It's getting to be a bit of
a speciality with you isn't it
403
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:56,192
Smashing up cars Is that what
you're planning to do in Europe
404
00:36:57,098 --> 00:37:01,742
I bet there aint a BMW IN Germany that aint
parked on a kerbside shitting itself already Yeti
405
00:37:01,743 --> 00:37:04,605
Well at least you've finally clocked
on its me that's going and not you
406
00:37:04,606 --> 00:37:09,919
Listen my son, the only place you're going is the
mortuary, 'cause you aint got the bottle to have it with me
407
00:37:10,008 --> 00:37:12,968
I know you're well gutted Bexy
'cause you're giving it the cool one
408
00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:17,546
You'll be the gutted one on Saturday,
I'm gonna fillet you, you got that
409
00:37:18,052 --> 00:37:19,912
You want to look over your shoulder boy
410
00:37:19,913 --> 00:37:23,428
'cause I am going to engrave
my name all over your arse boss
411
00:37:23,429 --> 00:37:27,097
I didn't think you knew how to get down here,
aint had the bottle to come before have you
412
00:37:27,796 --> 00:37:31,331
Do you want directions No I`ll just stick
my head out the window and follow my nose
413
00:37:32,172 --> 00:37:33,751
I'll see you Saturday
414
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:38,793
Shit, come here, give it
to Daddy, give it to Daddy
415
00:37:39,535 --> 00:37:42,358
Sue Sue Sue
416
00:37:43,145 --> 00:37:44,878
Right hospital, hospital, come on
417
00:37:44,879 --> 00:37:47,482
Oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
418
00:37:47,483 --> 00:37:48,483
I'm sorry babes, look I was on the phone
419
00:37:48,484 --> 00:37:50,481
You're too fucking late Bexy
420
00:38:01,835 --> 00:38:04,557
My Baby
421
00:39:17,342 --> 00:39:18,506
Will you stop
422
00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:22,095
Yeah yeah, I told you
423
00:39:22,096 --> 00:39:23,396
When
424
00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:28,598
I need the buzz
425
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,824
Go and buy a bloody bee hive then
426
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,608
That's almost funny
427
00:39:44,618 --> 00:39:46,853
I've got to have him
428
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:49,025
You know that
429
00:39:52,053 --> 00:39:54,774
You saw what he did to the motor
430
00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:09,556
What's a matter with her
431
00:40:09,753 --> 00:40:12,170
I'm not exactly flavour
of the month at the moment
432
00:40:12,171 --> 00:40:14,347
Yeah well the feelings not
entirely alien to me Sime babe
433
00:40:14,348 --> 00:40:15,848
Yeah why's that
434
00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:18,774
Little Sammy, he's cut
his mouth on my stanley
435
00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:19,775
He alright
436
00:40:19,776 --> 00:40:22,268
Oh yeah fine, loves the attention
437
00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:23,845
Scared the shit out of me though
438
00:40:24,796 --> 00:40:26,105
It's a mess isn't it
439
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,427
You had anyone look at it
440
00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:32,605
No not yet, I've got to do some work
on it before I get the Insurers in
441
00:40:32,606 --> 00:40:33,606
Why, what you going to do
442
00:40:33,941 --> 00:40:38,425
I don't know really, Billy reckons he can make it look like an
electrical fault and going to burn the engine out at the weekend
443
00:40:39,664 --> 00:40:41,229
What for
444
00:40:42,746 --> 00:40:45,115
Make it look like an electrical fault
445
00:40:45,630 --> 00:40:49,498
Well I can't just say the inside caught fire,
can I, not with the engine pounded to bits
446
00:40:49,499 --> 00:40:51,199
Yeah well it's vandalism isn't it
447
00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:52,681
You're covered
448
00:40:52,682 --> 00:40:53,682
Yeah probably
449
00:40:54,734 --> 00:40:57,093
I'm going to make sure
it's a complete right off
450
00:40:57,877 --> 00:40:59,551
I fancy a new one
451
00:40:59,552 --> 00:41:02,074
Well keep Saturday free,
we'll go right after Yeti
452
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:03,775
Nah
453
00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:07,160
Come on don't get depressed,
that's what he wants isn't it
454
00:41:07,161 --> 00:41:11,762
I dont give a toss what some thumb sucker south of the
border thinks of me Bex it's getting ridiculous this is boss
455
00:41:11,763 --> 00:41:13,581
Yeah, I know, so we're going to
put him out of the frame aren't we
456
00:41:13,582 --> 00:41:15,488
Yeah well you can do it without me
457
00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:20,970
Ok
458
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,862
Well I did Oboe for Yusef
459
00:41:24,463 --> 00:41:25,782
I might as well do the Yeti for you
460
00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:29,039
Don't do nothing for
me Bex, Just let it drop
461
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:32,211
What's the rush, he'll
still be around next week
462
00:41:32,212 --> 00:41:33,212
No he won't
463
00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:40,583
Yeah alright I bottled it, so what, look if I'm going to have a ruck
with someone it's because someone wants to fight me, right, simple as that
464
00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:42,473
Oh what and the Yeti don't want to
465
00:41:42,474 --> 00:41:44,116
No not really no
466
00:41:44,717 --> 00:41:48,301
He has it on his toes all the time doesn't
he, gets his kicks smahing up property, right
467
00:41:48,302 --> 00:41:52,363
Sniper stuff that Bex, your car,my car
468
00:41:52,398 --> 00:41:56,425
I ain't interested mate, kids stuff
469
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,945
Crap
470
00:42:04,946 --> 00:42:12,868
I don't know why you're so keen, one more little trip down the Bailey
and the next time you'll see that kid of yours you'll be a grandfather
471
00:43:19,578 --> 00:43:21,604
Alright Wes mate, is Yusef in
472
00:43:21,662 --> 00:43:23,294
Piss off Bissell
473
00:43:23,972 --> 00:43:27,935
Oi don't get heavy with me Wesley, I'd hate to
annihilate you in the comfort of your own home
474
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:29,435
Oi
475
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:33,036
Yo
476
00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:35,655
Does it hurt
477
00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:36,656
Happy
478
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:37,957
I'm delirious Wes, what's with you
479
00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:41,347
Oh nothing man, it's really good
seeing your little brother sliced up
480
00:43:41,348 --> 00:43:42,748
Yeah, you want to see the other geezer
481
00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,669
I couldn't give a shit
about the other geezer
482
00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,391
You're getting on my nerves Wesley
483
00:43:51,242 --> 00:43:52,087
Oi
484
00:43:52,385 --> 00:43:55,190
I don't ask him to come, right,
he knows what's going down
485
00:43:55,191 --> 00:43:57,186
But you stood your ground
though didn't you son
486
00:43:57,365 --> 00:43:59,365
Yeah me and Snowy put him
out of the frame for you Ok
487
00:43:59,366 --> 00:44:02,464
Oh ethnic bonding
ritual, right on brother
488
00:44:02,524 --> 00:44:06,506
He would be smiling right now, only it
would split his cheeks open, know what I mean
489
00:44:06,507 --> 00:44:08,010
Doing the Yeti Saturday
490
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:08,719
I'll come
491
00:44:09,222 --> 00:44:10,837
Don't be stupid, you talk to much
492
00:44:10,838 --> 00:44:12,734
Anyway, get yourself fit for Europe boss
493
00:44:12,735 --> 00:44:13,734
Piss off Bex
494
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,650
Do you ever get the
feeling you're not wanted
495
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:17,782
Take care champ
496
00:44:21,299 --> 00:44:24,184
Wes mate, how can I put this
497
00:44:25,712 --> 00:44:27,021
I can't
498
00:44:28,795 --> 00:44:30,462
You're out of your league son
499
00:44:31,062 --> 00:44:32,469
Take care Sef
500
00:44:38,107 --> 00:44:39,661
The mans an animal
501
00:44:40,675 --> 00:44:42,259
We've had enough of him What do you mean
502
00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:46,529
Well it's no buzz is it chasing someone who has it on
there toes all the time, that's fox hunting that is isn't it
503
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,788
I don't know what
you'r talking about son
504
00:44:49,336 --> 00:44:51,216
Yeah well you never saw the
state of the motor did you
505
00:44:51,217 --> 00:44:54,220
Oh so the big brave Hornchurch
boys are bottling it are they
506
00:44:54,221 --> 00:44:56,792
No I never said that, it's
just pissing us off that's all
507
00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:59,231
Well that's what it looks like
from where I'm standing squire
508
00:44:59,349 --> 00:45:02,330
Bex are we still going to sort the Yeti if
Simon, Beef and that lot don't want to have him
509
00:45:02,948 --> 00:45:04,800
Well someones got to
fly the flag haven't they
510
00:45:05,079 --> 00:45:06,809
Yeah well Beef don't seem to think so
511
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:08,478
It's all in hand Aitch
512
00:45:08,479 --> 00:45:10,400
Bit of a loser all round aren't you Beef
513
00:45:10,401 --> 00:45:12,041
Oh if you say so Nunky
514
00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:16,742
Well I'm of to the bogs, see if
I'm still man enough to have a piss
515
00:45:16,743 --> 00:45:18,653
Do you want to buy my magnifying glass
516
00:45:18,654 --> 00:45:21,992
No it's alright darling, I'll get someone
else to help me look, it'll be more funny
517
00:45:22,662 --> 00:45:23,891
Bagsy me
518
00:45:29,339 --> 00:45:31,607
What's a matter with you, someone
been screwing your wife again
519
00:45:32,127 --> 00:45:33,412
Well someone has to
520
00:45:34,699 --> 00:45:36,457
You're getting up everyones
nose tonight aren't you
521
00:45:36,492 --> 00:45:37,673
What're you talking about
522
00:45:39,799 --> 00:45:41,344
What're you doing here anyway
523
00:45:41,345 --> 00:45:45,607
Y'know if you want to bottle it Beef thats ok with me, but don't
come down here and try and take the rest of the crew with you
524
00:45:45,608 --> 00:45:47,538
Oh come on Bex I wouldn't
do that,I was just passing
525
00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:48,539
Yeah well pass off then
526
00:45:49,975 --> 00:45:53,525
Confucius say, man who bottles
out gets bottling, know what I mean
527
00:45:53,671 --> 00:45:55,486
It's just talk Bex, I'll be there
528
00:45:56,484 --> 00:45:59,306
No you won't, I'm dropping you
529
00:45:59,788 --> 00:46:03,043
Take the weekend off,
go fishing or something
530
00:46:03,489 --> 00:46:05,425
Aahh, I don't understand,
what you getting so heavy about
531
00:46:05,426 --> 00:46:09,236
You're scaring up the snipers, and
I need my trojan horse for Saturday
532
00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:11,342
I can do with out that
533
00:46:12,016 --> 00:46:13,619
and I can do without you
534
00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:14,933
I didn't know
535
00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,583
You're giving me the
right raving hump my son
536
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,810
I make a bad enemy Beef
537
00:46:23,658 --> 00:46:25,049
Avoid me
538
00:46:39,347 --> 00:46:42,201
Oi feast your eyes
on this, this is Mandy
539
00:46:42,236 --> 00:46:43,359
Are you Clive Bissell
540
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,360
Yeah why
541
00:46:44,361 --> 00:46:45,361
Right
542
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:52,087
Bexy mate, you've pulled
there, you've had it there mate
543
00:46:52,088 --> 00:46:53,088
It's your birthday isn't it
544
00:46:53,089 --> 00:46:54,089
No, why
545
00:46:54,090 --> 00:46:55,956
Look, do you want to hear this or not
546
00:46:55,957 --> 00:46:56,957
Go on then
547
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:01,063
Shut up Nunk What is it with you
548
00:47:01,198 --> 00:47:01,828
Oh
549
00:47:02,746 --> 00:47:03,629
Trig
550
00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:09,665
Your brains will drip like spaghetti off the end of a Bucko machete, if you're
south of the border you're well out of order and you'll die at the hands of the Yeti
551
00:47:09,666 --> 00:47:11,066
Oi wait a minute, wait a minute
552
00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:14,106
That is well out of order
right, well out of order
553
00:47:14,107 --> 00:47:15,787
Well out of order Trig, take it easy
554
00:47:15,996 --> 00:47:18,286
Come on, well what're we going to
do about it, it's well out of order
555
00:47:18,287 --> 00:47:20,228
Will I do me belly dance now
556
00:47:21,022 --> 00:47:22,118
You what
557
00:47:26,501 --> 00:47:30,146
Lets get something straight, when that
kid is in this house he's safe, right
558
00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:31,147
What're you talking about he is safe
559
00:47:31,148 --> 00:47:35,305
Oh yeah yeah, most folks leave stanley
knives lying around the house don't they
560
00:47:35,306 --> 00:47:36,306
What're you talking about
561
00:47:36,307 --> 00:47:38,969
I've had enough of your
big boys games Bex Yeah yeah
562
00:47:38,970 --> 00:47:40,127
Don't turn your back on me
563
00:47:40,128 --> 00:47:45,988
I aint turning me back I'm getting a drink aren't I, I aint exactly fucking
running away, I'm going to hear your nagging voice wherever I fucking go
564
00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:47,061
Yeah too right
565
00:47:47,062 --> 00:47:50,413
Look it is late, you're
tired, etc etc etc
566
00:47:50,414 --> 00:47:54,795
I have said I am sorry, y'know I am
sorry, I am more sorry than you know
567
00:47:54,796 --> 00:47:57,852
I've to put up with all this
emotional crap, I don't see why
568
00:47:57,853 --> 00:48:00,636
He's alright and I told
you it won't happen again
569
00:48:00,637 --> 00:48:03,828
He could of swallowed it, he could
of poked his eye out Yeah but he never
570
00:48:03,863 --> 00:48:07,020
You fucking nutter, I do not want you
to carry a blade in this house, right
571
00:48:07,021 --> 00:48:09,621
This is a normal house
with normal people
572
00:48:09,622 --> 00:48:13,006
I don't want to live with a 30 year
old boot boy, you're a fucking joke
573
00:48:13,007 --> 00:48:14,230
I don't see anyone laughing at me
574
00:48:14,231 --> 00:48:17,294
No no you don't no they won't laugh
at you, well not to your face anyway
575
00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:19,876
But they laugh at me darling
for putting up with you
576
00:48:19,877 --> 00:48:25,512
You don't see it, but what I want to know is what's so bad
about being normal eh, what's wrong with being bloody normal
577
00:48:25,513 --> 00:48:27,075
I told you, I need the buzz
578
00:48:27,076 --> 00:48:28,949
Well buy a bloody bee-hive then
579
00:48:28,950 --> 00:48:29,775
That's almost funny that is
580
00:48:29,810 --> 00:48:32,904
Oh look don't follow me about, it's
like showing a punter around an house
581
00:48:32,905 --> 00:48:35,220
Well stop keep walking away from me then
582
00:48:35,221 --> 00:48:38,469
Right, I want you to stop
and I mean it this time
583
00:48:38,470 --> 00:48:40,230
I told you I will When
584
00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:41,644
When you stop Stop what
585
00:48:41,645 --> 00:48:43,451
When it's my corpse on the floor
586
00:48:43,486 --> 00:48:45,242
You're a fucking
animal, do you know that
587
00:48:45,243 --> 00:48:46,243
Who me Yeah pathetic
588
00:48:46,244 --> 00:48:48,718
Well I told you I have
just got to have him
589
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:53,085
Right if you want to carry on like a kid you
can go back to your Mothers, go on piss off
590
00:48:53,086 --> 00:48:56,130
I want to live with a grown up
Bex not a 30 year old hooligan
591
00:48:56,131 --> 00:48:57,131
Don't give the ultimatum
592
00:48:57,132 --> 00:49:01,508
I just have, you go chasing that
leery git you don't stay here
593
00:49:01,989 --> 00:49:03,460
Suits me
594
00:49:06,265 --> 00:49:12,474
Oh, oh yeah yeah that's right, yeah
go on back to your Mummys, go on, kid
595
00:49:14,110 --> 00:49:16,305
Do you want to see me across the road
596
00:49:17,790 --> 00:49:21,961
That's it girl, go on kick the door down,
give me something to do at the weekend
597
00:49:24,233 --> 00:49:25,657
Bex
598
00:49:26,847 --> 00:49:30,429
What's a matter love,
feeling lonely already
599
00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,220
Shit
600
00:50:08,765 --> 00:50:09,754
Oi
601
00:50:12,378 --> 00:50:14,383
Hold on
602
00:50:14,384 --> 00:50:15,383
Alright I'm coming
603
00:50:15,384 --> 00:50:16,384
Come on hurry up
604
00:50:21,734 --> 00:50:23,404
What the hell are you doing here
605
00:50:23,405 --> 00:50:25,412
I've got a couple of punters with
me, show them around the house
606
00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:26,413
What's going on
607
00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:28,470
Ain't Mum told you, you're selling up
608
00:50:28,977 --> 00:50:29,890
He only looked
609
00:50:29,925 --> 00:50:31,357
You staying the night
610
00:50:31,452 --> 00:50:32,958
Yeah how much do you charge
611
00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:35,275
Well you always did treat
the place like a hotel
612
00:50:35,276 --> 00:50:37,099
Your night-porters uniform
could do with letting out
613
00:50:38,764 --> 00:50:40,699
I'll put the kettle on
614
00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:21,754
Come on then darling, open your handbag
615
00:51:22,175 --> 00:51:23,315
Christmas
616
00:51:23,736 --> 00:51:25,965
Well I think you're bleeding pathetic
617
00:51:25,966 --> 00:51:29,176
Pater you're just the
ph-ph-ph-photographer ok
618
00:51:29,577 --> 00:51:33,244
In my day we would of rushed up the Old
Kent road and kicked the shite out of them
619
00:51:33,245 --> 00:51:36,844
All this shows is that none of you
have got any bottle if you ask me
620
00:51:37,245 --> 00:51:38,929
Well no one did
621
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,861
This is a precision raid, right
622
00:51:40,862 --> 00:51:41,862
Right Yeah right
623
00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:44,250
It's like cutting out a cancer
624
00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:45,863
You should of done him Sunday
625
00:51:45,864 --> 00:51:46,864
I said that Bill
626
00:51:46,865 --> 00:51:50,194
Don't take no shit, sort them out
straight away, I learned that in the army
627
00:51:50,195 --> 00:51:53,848
You ever, you ever get that sort of feeling
where you think you've heard something before
628
00:51:53,948 --> 00:51:55,911
Shut it will you Yeah dejavu mate yeah
629
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:59,282
Nah don't use that language
in front of the snipers
630
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,661
What's a matter with you, are
you brain dead or something
631
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,133
Nah, I left mine at home didn't I,
it seemed like the best thing to do
632
00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:11,746
Here don't worry about
Dominic girls, its nerves
633
00:52:11,747 --> 00:52:15,299
This time next week my son
you're going to be a local hero
634
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:16,300
A living leg end
635
00:52:16,689 --> 00:52:24,947
When you walk into the pub they're going to point at you and say "Look there goes Dominic, the
man who led the Inter City Crew raid on the Buccaneers, he's going to fly the flag in Europe"
636
00:52:25,448 --> 00:52:28,150
Well either that or you'll be
dead it's difficult to say really
637
00:52:29,138 --> 00:52:31,007
Anyway lets cut the bollocks
638
00:52:31,908 --> 00:52:33,922
Are we going to have
this team photo or what
639
00:52:33,923 --> 00:52:35,437
Right everyone hold something
640
00:52:35,438 --> 00:52:36,838
Oh God not another orgy mate
641
00:52:36,839 --> 00:52:37,839
Don't muck about Snowy
642
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,840
Alright
643
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,079
But I'll give you a good run mate
644
00:52:43,948 --> 00:52:45,190
Right lets be having you
645
00:52:45,191 --> 00:52:46,563
Oi take it easy with that Trig
646
00:52:46,564 --> 00:52:48,424
Come on hurry up hurry up
647
00:52:49,059 --> 00:52:49,784
Don't be so lippy
648
00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:53,358
Get it right Alright, alright
649
00:52:54,043 --> 00:52:55,527
Give it some, go on give it some
650
00:52:55,528 --> 00:52:57,977
All look vicious
651
00:53:02,432 --> 00:53:04,047
Come on Bill, come on Bill
652
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:05,248
You're pathetic
653
00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:09,510
Come on Bill, come on hurry up,
alright here we go here we go
654
00:53:09,511 --> 00:53:13,418
All for one and one for all
655
00:53:13,745 --> 00:53:15,267
We'll break your legs
656
00:53:20,091 --> 00:53:23,789
Great mate that will come out
a treat, come out a treat mate
657
00:53:23,790 --> 00:53:26,704
I don't know what we're getting so
excited about, you forgot the flash
658
00:53:28,548 --> 00:53:30,206
Why so unhappy girls
659
00:53:33,396 --> 00:53:36,039
Look it ain't bottling
Bex it's it's just
660
00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:39,837
It's just bloody stupid that's all
661
00:53:39,902 --> 00:53:44,052
I mean it was daft enough 11 of us going
to Birmingham right, and now there's only 6
662
00:53:44,053 --> 00:53:45,592
It's just suicide Bex
663
00:53:48,577 --> 00:53:50,265
So I'm daft now am I
664
00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:54,028
No look he didn't mean it like that
Bex Well it sounded like it to me
665
00:53:55,509 --> 00:53:56,587
Bex
666
00:53:56,588 --> 00:53:58,520
I thought you told me
this man was well hard, eh
667
00:53:58,521 --> 00:53:59,821
Yeah Bex he is, he is
668
00:53:59,822 --> 00:54:02,659
Except I've got this aversion
to getting myself killed yeah
669
00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:06,739
'mon, come on
670
00:54:07,226 --> 00:54:08,570
Lets have you
671
00:54:09,199 --> 00:54:10,994
Come on lets have it
672
00:54:20,374 --> 00:54:23,088
You don't talk like that to me, see
673
00:54:23,089 --> 00:54:25,387
'cause you ain't earned the right
674
00:54:27,036 --> 00:54:29,609
I'm going to give you a
little lecture now Dominic
675
00:54:30,974 --> 00:54:32,727
Do you know what Sociology is
676
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:36,354
Eh I do, I've got an A-level
in it, clever git aren't I
677
00:54:38,324 --> 00:54:41,623
Sociology is the study
of social problems
678
00:54:41,624 --> 00:54:45,176
Now you, you got a
big social problem boss
679
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,217
Come on Bex, we're on your side
680
00:54:47,218 --> 00:54:50,404
Well you've got a funny
way of showing it ain't you
681
00:54:54,807 --> 00:54:59,258
You see Dom, Simon and Beef can
run away, they live ten miles out
682
00:54:59,259 --> 00:55:02,138
Y'know they can hide
if they want to, but you
683
00:55:02,202 --> 00:55:06,557
This is your Manor, you've got to walk
up and down the street every fucking night
684
00:55:06,726 --> 00:55:10,121
and you're going to see me everywhere
685
00:55:10,122 --> 00:55:14,058
and I don't like seeing people who
let me down 'cause it makes me mad
686
00:55:19,018 --> 00:55:20,801
So you're in
687
00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:23,893
Both of you
688
00:55:26,263 --> 00:55:28,708
Right up the pointed end
689
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:33,496
That's peer group pressure that is
690
00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:36,978
It's a real bastard
691
00:55:43,825 --> 00:55:45,827
Alright, you alright
692
00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:50,209
Right lads back in the toybox, come on
693
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,621
You alright son
694
00:56:06,361 --> 00:56:07,946
Yeah mate
695
00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:22,586
Y'know he was right, you
should of used the flash
696
00:56:27,569 --> 00:56:30,785
Dad do us a favour, get the hoover out
697
00:56:31,237 --> 00:56:33,312
I'll put the kettle
on as well if you like
698
00:56:34,556 --> 00:56:35,978
2 sugars
699
00:56:39,257 --> 00:56:40,446
There we are
700
00:56:41,203 --> 00:56:43,301
Off to work we go, eh Bexy
701
00:56:44,639 --> 00:56:45,566
Hi ho
702
00:56:55,804 --> 00:56:57,944
Who is it Police love, can you open up
703
00:56:58,475 --> 00:57:01,043
What, you got a pass or something We've
got a warrent, can you open up please
704
00:57:01,157 --> 00:57:02,244
What for
705
00:57:02,245 --> 00:57:03,645
Does Clive Bissell live here
706
00:57:04,149 --> 00:57:05,246
Yeah why
707
00:57:05,248 --> 00:57:09,849
We've got a warrent to search the premises, and we
would like to ask him a few questions, that's all
708
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,658
Any chance of coming in
709
00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:19,198
Hey hold on a minute
there's a baby up there
710
00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:21,408
Are you Mrs Bissell
711
00:57:21,409 --> 00:57:22,108
yeah
712
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,797
Better get your hubby up love,
my freind can be a bit rude
713
00:57:24,798 --> 00:57:27,710
My hubby is well gone, love
714
00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:28,711
What
715
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,256
Watch my lips
716
00:57:31,441 --> 00:57:33,465
He is not here
717
00:57:35,730 --> 00:57:36,666
You, out
718
00:57:59,999 --> 00:58:01,329
Anything Nothing
719
00:58:01,330 --> 00:58:03,271
Station Nothing there either
720
00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:04,865
Got to be inside then isn't it
721
00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:07,901
What, is he off his head or what
722
00:58:42,399 --> 00:58:45,974
I told you Bexys bottled it
723
00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:50,679
Are you sure
724
00:58:51,314 --> 00:58:53,839
On my life, he ain't here
725
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,158
I told you he would boss
726
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,212
Right
727
00:59:36,101 --> 00:59:37,473
Lets do it
728
01:00:04,681 --> 01:00:07,169
Where is he He's nowhere
near, he's bottled it
729
01:00:07,170 --> 01:00:08,550
What's Bexy done
730
01:00:08,551 --> 01:00:10,164
He's bottled it
731
01:00:10,165 --> 01:00:10,978
What has he done
732
01:00:10,979 --> 01:00:12,584
He's bottled it
733
01:00:12,585 --> 01:00:13,970
I can't hear you
734
01:00:13,971 --> 01:00:15,178
He's bottled it
735
01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:16,179
Bottled it, Yeti he's bottled it
736
01:00:19,752 --> 01:00:22,686
Yeti Yeti Yeti
737
01:01:21,616 --> 01:01:23,887
Come on then, all of you
738
01:01:45,253 --> 01:01:47,471
Bexy
739
01:01:49,104 --> 01:01:50,685
Oh come on
740
01:02:34,779 --> 01:02:36,641
Oh bloody hell not you lot again
741
01:02:48,736 --> 01:02:53,468
We're going to Europe to do the Europeans,
is that plain enough for you, alright
742
01:02:53,559 --> 01:02:55,459
All of them, all of them
743
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:56,869
All of them
744
01:02:56,870 --> 01:02:57,870
Hold up, hold up
745
01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:03,608
For me, for me I'm going for
Bexy 'cause he was top boy,right
746
01:03:03,609 --> 01:03:04,609
Yeah that's right
747
01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:09,158
He didn't die in vain,
because we will come together
748
01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:13,843
Right the Buccaneers, the
I.C.C. y'know we're all here
749
01:03:13,844 --> 01:03:16,766
Hornchurch, don't forget the Hornchurch
750
01:03:16,767 --> 01:03:17,767
We're all here
751
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,045
and we're all going to
Germany, we're all going
752
01:03:22,163 --> 01:03:25,482
Well it's dog eat dog
isn't it, it's dog eat dog
753
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:29,725
Well y'know, one man steps on my toe,
I step on his, y'know what I'm saying
754
01:03:30,851 --> 01:03:34,429
Hold on hold on, it says in the Bible,
an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
755
01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:36,030
Well that's what we're going to do
756
01:03:36,566 --> 01:03:38,177
So in a way we're all Christians
757
01:03:38,178 --> 01:03:39,178
Yeaaaah
758
01:03:40,330 --> 01:03:44,424
He was visionary and he
wanted a national Firm
759
01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:45,424
He had brains
760
01:03:45,425 --> 01:03:49,999
Yeah, and you had to come in
on it 'cause it was visionary
761
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,163
He sorted it, for all of
us Yeah,the man was special
762
01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:57,511
Bexys Firm But he
lives on, Bexy lives on
763
01:03:57,546 --> 01:03:59,965
Bexy lives for all of us
764
01:04:00,268 --> 01:04:05,065
He's not dead, you can't say he's dead. We're carrying
him, how can he be dead, because it's about belonging
765
01:04:05,066 --> 01:04:17,683
It's about belonging, it's about belonging and we all feel like we belong,
y'know because of him, you can't say he's dead, we still belong.......BEXY BEXY
766
01:04:27,045 --> 01:04:32,026
No, listen, it's unfortunate I got
this, but it's a buzz, we love doing it
767
01:04:32,027 --> 01:04:38,559
and we'll do it, an we'll do it anywhere, we'll go to Europe an do
it or we'll do it in this country and they're not going to stop us
768
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,556
Oi oi oi listen i'll tell you
something mate, shut up right
769
01:04:41,557 --> 01:04:48,789
I tell you something, if they stop it at football, stop the
rucks at football, we go boxing, we go snooker, we go darts
770
01:04:50,481 --> 01:04:52,947
Look at that, look at
that, that's football
771
01:04:52,948 --> 01:04:53,948
What does that prove
772
01:04:53,949 --> 01:04:57,966
What do you mean it proves, it proves I stood,
it proves I stood It proves he's a hardman
773
01:04:57,967 --> 01:05:01,271
See that, that's what it's all about
mate, that's what it's all about
774
01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,698
England England England
775
01:05:11,348 --> 01:05:14,626
But we won 2 world wars..........
776
01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:26,288
Here we go, here we go, here we go
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