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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,751 [HUMMING] 4 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:48,965 I'LL MAKE EGGS. 5 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,717 [SIGHS] OKAY. 6 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,387 A MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN! 7 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,056 WHAT, HONEY? 8 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,058 MIKE MAXIM! SEE? 9 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,309 OH, YEAH. THAT'S NEAT. 10 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,227 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS! 11 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,313 OH. MORE THAN ANYTHING! 12 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,065 WELL, WE'LL SEE IF IT'S NOT TOO EXPENSIVE 13 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:08,568 AND MAYBE WE CAN MANAGE IT. 14 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:12,989 DON'T WORRY, MOM. SANTA WILL GET IT FOR ME. 15 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,908 I'LL PUT IT ON MY WISH LIST. 16 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,326 YOU DO THAT. 17 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,912 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS? 18 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:21,581 YEAH. LOVE IT. 19 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,850 AH, YEP. 20 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,602 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 21 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:46,272 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME LUCK HERE, JACK. I KNOW IT. 22 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,441 OKAY, WOULD YOU WIPE THE STARS FROM YOUR EYES 23 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,193 AND LISTEN TO ME FOR HALF A SECOND? 24 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,444 YEAH, SURE, SURE. 25 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:52,588 NO NO NO. REALLY. I MEAN IT. 26 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,030 JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY? WHAT? 27 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,450 CHRIS, IT IS A MATTER OF SIMPLE MATHEMATICS, OKAY? 28 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,536 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WIFE, 29 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,930 YOU'D HAVE MUCH BETTER ODDS FINDING HER 30 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,957 IN NEW YORK OR CHICAGO OR MIAMI. 31 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,293 I MEAN, THERE ARE TONS OF WOMEN IN THOSE CITIES. 32 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,629 BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. IT'S NEVER CLICKED. 33 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,715 IT'S TIME WE TRY SOMEWHERE OFF THE BEATEN PATH 34 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,467 AND I GOT A REALLY GOODS FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE. 35 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:19,139 OKAY OKAY. YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME HANGING OUT IN PODUNK, U.S.A, 36 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:23,643 BE MY GUEST. BUT LISTEN, IF THIS DOESN'T PAN OUT, 37 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,812 DON'T COME CRYING TO ME. 38 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,491 [WOMAN] YES, IT'S A WONDERFUL ENGAGEMENT PHOTOGRAPH. 39 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,661 BUT WE NEED IT AT A MUCH HIGHER RESOLUTION. 40 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:45,331 SEND ME A JPEG BY NOON AND WE'LL MAKE THE DEADLINE. 41 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,500 WONDERFUL. TA-TA. 42 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,670 LORI WILSON'S GETTING MARRIED. 43 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,005 AGAIN? 44 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,923 FOUR'S THE CHARM, THEY SAY. 45 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,343 WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO, "THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT"? 46 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,511 JEN, NEVER SAY THAT. 47 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,847 YOU'VE GOT TO BE IN IT TO WIN IT. 48 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,265 [MAN] GERTRUDE? 49 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,767 YES, MARTIN? 50 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,935 DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR LUNCH? 51 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,520 NO. 52 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,023 I HAVE SOME IDEAS ABOUT THE SOCIETY PAGE. 53 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:13,276 IF YOU DON'T MIND A WORKING LUNCH, THE PAPER'S BUYING. 54 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,527 SURE, I'D LOVE TO. 55 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,029 PERFECT. 56 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:19,366 AND ARE WE STILL ON FOR THAT BUSINESS CONFERENCE TONIGHT? 57 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,035 YES, ABSOLUTELY. 58 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,870 GOOD. 59 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,457 [CLEARS THROAT] 60 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,543 WORKING LUNCH? BUSINESS CONFERENCE? 61 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,545 WHY ALL THE EUPHEMISMS? 62 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,547 JUST ADMIT IT. YOU GUYS ARE DATING. 63 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,716 BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, WE'RE NOT. 64 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,637 WHY, BECAUSE HE THINKS IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL TO BE DATING ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES? 65 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,140 IT MAY BE OLD SCHOOL, BUT IT'S ROMANTIC, 66 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,642 SO DON'T KNOCK IT. 67 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,811 NO, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 68 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:52,899 I NEVER THOUGHT SPEAKING IN CODE COULD BE SO EXCITING. 69 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:58,488 HI. I'M THE NEW GUY. 70 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,991 THAT DESK BEHIND YOU IS EMPTY. MUST BE MINE. 71 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,414 SAM. SAM FRANKLIN. 72 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:11,251 OH. JEN ROBBINS. NICE TO MEET YOU. 73 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,669 HUMAN INTEREST REPORTER. 74 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,230 I WAS BROUGHT ON TO HELP ON THE CRIME BEAT, 75 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,173 SO IF YOU GOT ANY HOT TIPS, I'M ALL EARS. 76 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,175 HERE. IT'S MY CARD. 77 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:23,680 I DOUBT I WILL, BUT THANK YOU. 78 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,102 FRANKLIN. UH, JIM PICKARD'S CAR TOWED AGAIN. 79 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:32,272 THAT'S $800 WORTH OF UNPAID PARKING TICKETS. 80 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:36,192 THAT'S A FREEBIE. NOW RUN WITH IT. 81 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,610 [LAUGHS] 82 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,195 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, ROBBINS? 83 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,530 NOTHING, SIR. 84 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,781 WHERE ARE MY PAGES? 85 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,034 OH, I KNOW. I AM SO SORRY. 86 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,953 IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO FIND CHRISTMAS MAGIC 87 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,539 IN THIS SHOPPING FRENZY WE CALL THE HOLIDAYS. 88 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,792 LOOK, I NEED IT WARM AND SAPPY, AND I NEED IT QUICK. 89 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,627 NOW, IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAYS, 90 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,130 I'M EXTENDING YOUR DEADLINE FOR THREE MORE DAYS. 91 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,466 BUT THAT'S IT. GET IT DONE! 92 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,801 YES, SIR. 93 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:09,893 OKAY. I NEED FUEL NOW. YOU WANT TO JOIN ME? 94 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:14,814 YEAH. UH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS. 95 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,733 I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE. 96 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:20,570 I MEAN, CHRISTMAS THESE DAYS HAS JUST BECOME SO COMMERCIALIZED. 97 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,989 RIGHT YOU ARE. KIDS DO LOVE IT. 98 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,492 BUT HEY, THEY DON'T DO ANY OF THE WORK, DO THEY? 99 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,826 HUH-UH. 100 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,996 WELL, YOUR EDITOR IS GETTING ANXIOUS. 101 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,331 YEAH, I KNOW. 102 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,249 I WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN THE STORY IN YESTERDAY. 103 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,668 GOTTA FEED THE BEAST. 104 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,756 I AM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU FELLAS, 105 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,093 BUT WE CANCELLED SANTA FOR THIS YEAR. NOT IN THE BUDGET. 106 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,595 OKAY, LISTEN, MISTER, IT WON'T COST YOU A PENNY. 107 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,264 IN FACT, WE PAY YOU. 108 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,016 IS THAT SO? 109 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,102 YES. THE MALL GETS 50% OF EVERY PHOTO A PARENT BUYS 110 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,104 OF THEIR KID SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP. 111 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,773 MM-HMM. I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE IN THE SANTA SUIT. 112 00:05:56,856 --> 00:06:00,110 NO, THAT'S ME. 113 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,866 I CAN SEE YOU'RE WORRIED. UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE. 114 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:10,036 HERE'S A LIST OF ALL THE MALLS WE'VE BEEN TO OVER THE LAST NINE CHRISTMASES. 115 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,401 JUST LOOK IT OVER. AND YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM IF YOU LIKE. 116 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,541 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 117 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,210 HUH. SO WHAT'S THE CATCH? 118 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:21,297 NO NO, THERE'S NO CATCH. THERE'S NO HIDDEN FEES. 119 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,299 WE JUST... WE LIKE SPREADING GOOD CHEER. 120 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,886 YES, THAT IS US. WE ARE GOOD CHEER SPREADERS. 121 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,055 LOOK, THIS MIGHT SOUND CORNY, 122 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,559 BUT FOR ME, IT'S A LABOR OF LOVE. 123 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,061 IT'S WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO. 124 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:40,734 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I GET A GOOD FEELING OFF YOU. 125 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,154 AND I'D HATE TO DISAPPOINT THE KIDS JUST BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A LEAN YEAR, 126 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,905 SO, WELCOME ABOARD! 127 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,574 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 128 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,909 THANK YOU, SIR! 129 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,755 MOMMY! 130 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,842 YAY! OH! 131 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,345 WHAT'S THIS? 132 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,847 I'M SORRY, BUT HE INSISTED 133 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,099 ON GETTING THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS OUT OF THE CLOSET. 134 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,100 CAN WE PUT IT UP NOW? PLEASE? 135 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,311 NO, NOT NOW, BUDDY. I'M SO TIRED. 136 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,688 MAYBE THIS WEEKEND, OKAY? 137 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,695 OOH. 138 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,825 UH-OH. 139 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,994 YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. IT'S OLD. 140 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,830 CAN WE JUST GET A REAL TREE THIS YEAR? 141 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:39,376 NO, BECAUSE THAT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 142 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,044 AND WE HAVE A TREE. 143 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:45,507 OH! I ALMOST FORGOT TO FINISH MY WISH LIST FOR SANTA. 144 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:51,346 IF HE WAS ANY MORE PUMPED ABOUT CHRISTMAS, HE WOULD EXPLODE. 145 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,224 HE WANTS A MIKE MAXIM ACTION FIGURE. 146 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,185 HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT WEEKS AGO! 147 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,853 THEY'VE BEEN SOLD OUT FOREVER. 148 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,022 YOU SEE? THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH CHRISTMAS. 149 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,192 THEY'VE TURNED IT INTO ONE BIG MARKETING CAMPAIGN. 150 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,194 CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS. 151 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:09,197 IT'S ABOUT COUNTING OUR BLESSINGS 152 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,241 AND LOVING ONE ANOTHER, 153 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,867 AND ALL THAT OTHER SAPPY STUFF. 154 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,704 MAYBE FOR YOU, BUT WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT CHRISTMAS 155 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,082 IS BEING LEFT WITH AN INFANT WHEN MY HUSBAND WALKED OUT ON US. 156 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,335 OKAY, YEAH, UM, THERE'S THAT. 157 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,755 LISTEN, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SON, 158 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,174 YOU HAVE TO SNAP OUT OF IT, GIRLFRIEND. 159 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,218 IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS. 160 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,928 IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE 161 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,888 AND, YOU KNOW, GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS GROOVE. 162 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,598 THAT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE. 163 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:39,728 HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S TAKE ERIC TO SEE SANTA, 164 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,397 AT THE MALL. I READ ONLINE THAT HE'S STARTING TOMORROW. 165 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,606 OH... 166 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,442 ERIC CAN GET HIS PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA. 167 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,068 HE WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T HE? 168 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,279 OH, JUST A TAD, YEAH. 169 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,923 HEY, MOM? YEAH, HONEY? 170 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,301 HOW DOES SANTA HAVE TIME TO DO ALL THIS CHRISTMAS STUFF? 171 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,928 OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 172 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,973 I THINK HE'S GOT SUPER POWERS. MMM. 173 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,268 OH. SO, SANTA'S LIKE A SUPERHERO? 174 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,936 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. 175 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,814 YEAH, AND COOKIES GIVE HIM HIS MOJO. 176 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,648 YEAH! 177 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,609 OKAY. OKAY. 178 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,655 OKAY. HOW DO I LOOK? 179 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,824 JOLLY GOOD, I'D SAY. 180 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,785 OKAY. 181 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,583 HO HO HO HO! 182 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,586 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 183 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,172 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? 184 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,592 JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, 185 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,344 STRAIGHT FROM THE NORTH POLE, 186 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,513 THE MAN YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, 187 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,348 LIVE AND IN PERSON, 188 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,684 CAN I HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE 189 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,604 FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY SANTA CLAUS! 190 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:10,443 WELL, HELLO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! 191 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,029 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 192 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,949 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING AND VISITING WITH SANTA TODAY. 193 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,785 I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. 194 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,330 MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO HO HO! 195 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,666 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 196 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,210 AND YOU GET TO MEET SANTA FIRST! 197 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,004 YEAH! HO HO HO HO! 198 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,464 [SANTA] COME ON IN! 199 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,717 COME ON IN. YOUR NAME MUST BE JOHN. 200 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,011 COME SIT RIGHT UP HERE ON SANTA'S LAP. 201 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,887 TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. 202 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,057 OKAY, WE ARE GONNA COUNT TO THREE AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA SMILE. 203 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,184 OKAY. I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA. 204 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,477 ONE, TWO... 205 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,147 [BOTH] THREE, SMILE! 206 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,443 A STRAPPING YOUNG BOY! HEY, BUDDY. 207 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,111 HI. COME SIT HERE ON MY LAP. 208 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,405 OH, IT'S OKAY. I DON'T THINK I NEED THIS. 209 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,033 BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. 210 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,534 YOU DO? 211 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,786 LET ME THINK. UM, 212 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,080 A MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN? AM I RIGHT? 213 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,163 YEAH! 214 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,643 WELL, DON'T WORRY. I GOT A GOOD FEELING 215 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,754 BECAUSE I SAW YOUR NAME ON THE "NICE" LIST, ERIC. 216 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,964 HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 217 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,133 WELL, BECAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS. 218 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,594 NAH. 219 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,388 YOU MUST HAVE READ IT ON MY WISH LIST. 220 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,806 OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE HERE. 221 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,141 THEN YOUR NAME MUST BE "MY". 222 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,606 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU. 223 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,109 OH, HO HO HO! 224 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,444 THAT'S OKAY, BUDDY. I'M USED TO IT. 225 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,238 YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH. 226 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,990 OH, AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WANT TOO. 227 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,617 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 228 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,620 SEE, MY MOM DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS, 229 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,997 BUT I WANT A CHRISTMAS TREE THIS YEAR. 230 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,582 A REAL ONE. 231 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,835 YOUR MOM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 232 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,087 BUT SHE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO SEE ME TODAY. 233 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,631 MOM SAYS A REAL TREE IS A WASTE OF MONEY 234 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,466 SINCE WE ALREADY HAVE A FAKE ONE. 235 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,301 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 236 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,179 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT A CHRISTMAS TREE. 237 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,140 OKAY, ARE WE READY FOR THE PICTURE NOW? 238 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,641 OH, YES! LET'S DO IT! PICTURE! 239 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:51,604 ONE, TWO, THREE, FROWN! 240 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,523 AH, WE DO THAT ONE EVERY TIME. 241 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,442 OKAY, THIS IS THE REAL ONE. 242 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,860 OKAY, I NEED A BIG SMILE ON THREE. 243 00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:01,322 ONE, TWO THREE, SMILE! 244 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,866 LOOK AT THAT! 245 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,535 I WAS THINKING OF BUYING SOME LINGERIE... 246 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,703 HE KNEW WHAT I WANT! 247 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,164 HE KNEW I WANTED A MIKE MAXIM! 248 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,167 NOW, JEN, HOLD ON. 249 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,628 LET'S JUST STAY HERE WHILE MOMMY'S BUSY. 250 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,005 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 251 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,966 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE? 252 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,011 UH, WELL, UH, SURE, YEAH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 253 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,513 I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD NOT PROMISE MY SON 254 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,182 A TOY THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET. 255 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:30,894 OKAY OKAY. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S TAKE FIVE, 256 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,455 AND YOU TWO CAN CHAT ABOUT THIS IN PRIVATE. 257 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,563 GOOD. GOOD IDEA. 258 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,232 DON'T WORRY, BOYS AND GIRLS. 259 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,527 SANTA'S TAKING A LITTLE TINY BREAK, OKAY? 260 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,030 BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 261 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,244 OH, UH, RIGHT THIS WAY. 262 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,252 HEY, LOOK! 263 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,216 [GASPS] ERIC, UM, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 264 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,594 SANTA CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, SO HE HAS HELPERS. 265 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,554 STOP TREATING ME LIKE A BABY! 266 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,056 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 267 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,558 OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON, SMARTY PANTS? 268 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,018 WHEN SANTA'S NOT WORKING, 269 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,354 HE DISGUISES HIMSELF AS A REGULAR PERSON. 270 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,773 HE DOES? 271 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,942 YEAH, LIKE WHEN SUPERMAN BECOMES CLARK KENT. 272 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,277 OH! 273 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,071 MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN TOO. 274 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,198 ALL THE SUPERHEROES DO IT. 275 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,952 SO SANTA SHAVES HIS BEARD TO BLEND IN, 276 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,287 AND WEARS A FAKE BEARD WHEN HE'S ON DUTY? 277 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,956 EXACTLY. 278 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,042 I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT. 279 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,686 DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW HOW SMART YOU ARE? 280 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,714 I'M REALLY SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO UPSET YOU. 281 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,758 I'M JUST TRYING TO SPREAD A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER, THAT'S ALL. 282 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,761 EVERYWHERE THAT KIDS LOOK, ALL THEY SEE ARE ADS 283 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,805 FOR THESE EXTRAVAGANT TOYS THEY JUST GOTTA HAVE 284 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,892 WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY THE BILLS 285 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,936 AND GIVE THEIR CHILDREN A MERRY CHRISTMAS 286 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:58,231 AND IT'S DOUBLY DIFFICULT FOR SINGLE PARENTS LIKE ME. 287 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,735 I'VE GOT TO BE THE BAD COP AND THE GOOD COP. 288 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,820 I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE. 289 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:10,285 I JUST DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT MY SON, THAT'S ALL. 290 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,620 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DISAPPOINT HIM. TRUST ME. 291 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,332 ALL HE REALLY WANTS IS TO EMBRACE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 292 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,586 AND SO SHOULD YOU. 293 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,297 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY I DON'T? 294 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,132 INTUITION, I GUESS. 295 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,259 I JUST... I GET THIS FEELING 296 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,512 THAT CHRISTMAS HOLDS SOME REALLY BAD MEMORIES FOR YOU. 297 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,598 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 298 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,476 I'M SANTA CLAUS, REMEMBER? 299 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,311 OH! [LAUGHS] 300 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,271 ACTUALLY MY NAMES IS CHRIS. OH. 301 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,023 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, JEN. 302 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,150 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? I DIDN'T... 303 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,319 LUCKY GUESS? 304 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,989 YEAH. OH, RIGHT. 305 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,657 MY SON MUST HAVE TOLD YOU, RIGHT? 306 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,993 YEAH. HE'S A REALLY GOOD BOY. 307 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,370 YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF HIM. 308 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,040 OH, WELL, I AM. 309 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,377 THANK YOU. LISTEN, I... 310 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,338 I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE OFF ON YOU LIKE THAT. 311 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,466 NO, I'M A BIG BOY. I CAN HANDLE IT. 312 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,010 I THINK IT'S REALLY SWEET WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 313 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,346 AND THE KIDS, THEY ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU, SO... 314 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:15,725 THE PARENTS DO TOO. WELL, MOSTLY. 315 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,228 TOUCHE. 316 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,397 LET'S JUST CALL IT A DRAW. OKAY. 317 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,749 'CAUSE I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY THRONE. 318 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,317 OH. YEAH, I SHOULD GO TOO. 319 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,568 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 320 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,736 OKAY. NICE. 321 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,071 OH, HEY, JEN? OH. YEAH. YEAH? 322 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,590 WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN? 323 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:34,077 IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME! RIGHT! I WILL. OKAY. 324 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,245 OH! 325 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,539 OH, EXCUSE ME. YOU SCARED ME. 326 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,622 YOU FORGOT THIS. 327 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,501 OH. OH, THANK YOU. 328 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:46,089 OH, THAT'S GREAT! THAT'S SO GREAT. 329 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,258 ALL RIGHT. I... OKAY. 330 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,887 I'LL JUST, UM, GO. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 331 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:56,266 BYE. BYE. 332 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,901 WHEW! 333 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,778 HI, MOMMY! 334 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,280 HI. HOW ABOUT SOME ICE CREAM? 335 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,032 YAY! 336 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,534 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 337 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:18,413 OH, YOU'RE NOT FALLING FOR HUMBUG MOMMY, ARE YOU? 338 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:22,083 AW, NO NO NO NO NO. I HEARD WHAT SHE WAS SAYING TO YOU. 339 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,585 NO NO NO. SHE'S HOPELESS. 340 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,462 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 341 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,963 THE STRANGEST THING. 342 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,900 I WALKED OVER THERE WANTING TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND, 343 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,124 AND I LEFT KIND OF LIKING HIM. 344 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,220 YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN SANTA! 345 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,973 AND FROM WHERE I'M STANDING, HE LOOK KIND OF FINE. 346 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,725 OH, PLEASE STOP. 347 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,311 YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR SERIOUS CANDIDATES. 348 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,605 CANDIDATES? POSSIBILITIES. 349 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:48,109 YOU ONLY HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS EVE. 350 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,611 TIME IS RUNNING OUT. 351 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,112 YEAH, I KNOW. 352 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,574 THEN YOU NEED TO START ACTING LIKE IT. 353 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,745 CHRIS, YOU ARE THE HEIR TO THE LEGACY. 354 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:03,500 YOU'RE THE SON OF SANTA CLAUS. 355 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,632 OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR SON SAW SANTA WITHOUT HIS BEARD. 356 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,092 OH NO! RELAX. 357 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:16,346 SUPERHEROES HAVE ALTER EGOS AND SO DOES SANTA. END OF STORY. 358 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,639 GOOD THINKING! 359 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,599 I'M NOT AS DUMB AS I LOOK. 360 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:25,105 LET'S SEE. YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER, HE CAN'T DSO THIS FOREVER, CHRIS. 361 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,982 HE IS COUNTING ON YOU. YEAH. 362 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,777 YOU DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DOWN AGAIN, DO YOU? 363 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,028 YEAH... NO. NO. 364 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,863 THEN IT'S TIME TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE. 365 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:38,451 IF YOU DON'T QUALIFY FOR THE JOB TO BE SANTA THE NEXT GENERATION, 366 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,829 SOMEBODY ELSE WILL HAVE TO TAKE OVER. 367 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,123 YOU DON'T WANT THAT. 368 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,375 OF COURSE NOT. 369 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,336 SO IT'S JUST TIME TO PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON. 370 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,005 IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK. 371 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,548 COME ON, CHRIS. 372 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,342 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO MAKE THIS ONE SIMPLE CONNECTION 373 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:58,179 TO GET THAT EXTRA POWER, OR, YOU KNOW, CONFIDENCE, 374 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,682 CHUTZPAH... WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. 375 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,185 DON'T WORRY, JACK. THIS YEAR IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 376 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:07,355 NO, IT REALLY IS. I KNOW IT. 377 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,481 OKAY. 378 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,662 36 ACTIVE LISTINGS. NOW WE'RE TALKING. 379 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:31,254 $400? WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY THESE INFLATED PRICES? 380 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,389 GOT PLANS TONIGHT? 381 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:45,226 OH, JUST A COZY EVENING WITH ERIC. 382 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,230 ERIC, HUH? 383 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,607 I WAS GONNA ASK YOU OUT TO DINNER 384 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400 BUT I GUESS I SHOULD BACK OFF. 385 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:57,072 OH, ERIC IS MY SEVEN YEAR OLD SON. 386 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,242 SEVEN. WOW. 387 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,954 WELL, WHO'S LOOKING AFTER ERIC UNTIL YOU GET HOME? 388 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,291 UM, MY NEIGHBOR SUZIE. 389 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,127 WELL, IT'S HAPPY HOUR. 390 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,255 WHY DON'T YOU CALL SUZIE AND CHARM HER INTO STAYING A LITTLE LATER, 391 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,590 AND JOIN ME FOR A DRINK? 392 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,759 OKAY. BUT NOT TOO LONG. 393 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,261 SURE. 394 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,638 OKAY. 395 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:29,813 AND ONCE I TRACED THE PAYMENTS TO THE SENATOR'S ACCOUNT, I KNEW WE HAD HIM. 396 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:34,651 WE PUBLISHED AND HE'S SERVING THREE TO FIVE FOR TAX EVASION. 397 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,488 WOW. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN VERY PROUD. 398 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,616 YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY THE PAPER FOLDED. 399 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,662 OH. WELL, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT HERE? 400 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,958 MORE OR LESS. 401 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,795 WHAT ABOUT YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 402 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,673 OH. WELL, I MEAN OF COURSE 403 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,634 I'D LOVE TO BREAK A BIG STORY LIKE THAT ONE DAY, 404 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,737 BUT FOR NOW I FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE 405 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,098 WITH THIS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ASSIGNMENT. 406 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,184 YEAH, YEAH. 407 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:11,021 YOU KNOW YOU DO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE. 408 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:16,317 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME AT AGES 12 TO 13 WITH THE BRACES. 409 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,612 IT WAS JUST, UH... SORRY. 410 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,699 I GUESS I SHOULD JUST SAY THANK YOU, HUH? 411 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,827 YOU'RE WELCOME. 412 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:30,665 YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO FIND SOMEBODY I CAN CONNECT WITH. 413 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:33,001 YEAH. 414 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:37,380 YEAH, IT'S UM, NICE. 415 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:41,885 BUT, UM, I REALLY GOTTA GET HOME NOW. 416 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,680 I UNDERSTAND. THAT WAS OUR PLAN. 417 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,390 OKAY. 418 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,392 HOW ABOUT WE GET LUNCH ON SATURDAY, 419 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,020 WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN SUCH A RUSH TO LEAVE? 420 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,898 OKAY, YEAH. 421 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,524 SURE, THAT SOUNDS NICE. 422 00:21:56,608 --> 00:22:00,028 AND IN THE MEANTIME I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW. 423 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,573 COOL. YOU RUN. I'LL PAY UP HERE. 424 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,742 OKAY. THANK YOU. 425 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,538 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. YOU TOO. 426 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,004 ♪ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ♪ 427 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,048 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY 428 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,925 ♪ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE 429 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,927 ♪ ON A ONE HORSE OPEN... 430 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:24,928 BULLFROG! 431 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,722 ♪ SLEIGH 432 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:30,850 RIBBIT! THAT WAS GREAT! 433 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,520 WHY DOESN'T MOMMY LIKE CHRISTMAS LIKE US? 434 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,188 OH, HONEY, MOMMY'S JUST BUSY. 435 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,439 OKAY, LET'S DO ONE MORE SONG. 436 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,234 THIS TIME LET'S BE DUCKS. 437 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,529 OKAY. QUACK QUACK! 438 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,114 OH, HI! MOMMY! 439 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,907 HELLO! OH MY GOSH! 440 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,619 I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE JUST A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TO DO. 441 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:52,247 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING LATER, 442 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,958 AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE WITH ALL THE CROWDS. 443 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,918 OH, I DON'T MIND IT AT ALL. 444 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,795 IT'S SO FESTIVE! 445 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,924 HI, BUD! 446 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,008 HI. 447 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:07,137 SO I WAS THINKING... 448 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,430 YOU WERE THINKING, HUH? 449 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,473 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT, YOUNG MAN? 450 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,976 YOU KNOW HOW WE HAVE THAT FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE? 451 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,811 YES. 452 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,730 IT DOESN'T SMELL. 453 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,107 YOU WANT A SMELLY CHRISTMAS TREE? 454 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:22,402 YES! ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS! 455 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,989 OH, BUT HONEY, WE'D HAVE TO BRING IT HOME ON THE ROOF OF A CAR. 456 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,490 YEAH! 457 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,453 A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE IS MESSY. IT GETS NEEDLES EVERYWHERE. 458 00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:35,248 BUT THE NEEDLES ON OUR FAKE TREE ARE FALLING OFF TOO. 459 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,000 PLEASE? 460 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,960 WE'LL SEE. 461 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,004 YES! 462 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,840 I SAID WE'LL SEE. 463 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,801 [GERTRUDE] I REALLY THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE THE LAYOUT 464 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,637 ON THE SOCIAL SECTION. WHY NOT DISTRIBUTE 465 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,432 THE ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCEMENTS ON DIFFERENT PAGES? 466 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,809 THAT WILL PULL THE READERS THROUGH THE WHOLE SECTION. 467 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:59,189 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A VERY CLEVER WOMAN, GERTRUDE. 468 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,483 THE ADVERTISERS WOULD LOVE THAT. 469 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,026 I SAY LET'S DO IT. 470 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:06,821 YOU'RE VERY SWEET TO TAKE MY SUGGESTIONS, MARTIN. 471 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:11,201 AND IF IT'S SUCCESSFUL, I'LL TAKE FULL CREDIT. 472 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:17,290 FRANKLIN. 473 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:18,708 YES, SIR? 474 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:22,379 THE PICKER CASE, THE TRAFFIC TICKET SCANDAL, 475 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,339 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME? 476 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:25,882 OH, YOU WERE SERIOUS. 477 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:26,883 WHAT? 478 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:30,345 UM, IT'S SERIOUS. 479 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:31,846 I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME. 480 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,139 TOMORROW. 481 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,683 ROBBINS. 482 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:35,766 YES, MARTIN? 483 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,019 I GOT A RESOURCE FOR YOU. OKAY. 484 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,229 THE JOHNSON FAMILY... 485 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,356 FORMER ADVERTISER... 486 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,024 THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES 487 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:44,567 BUT THEY'VE GOT TWO KIDS 488 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,986 AND THE WHOLE FAMILY IS CRAZY ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 489 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,571 YEAH. 490 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,466 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE HAVING DINNER WITH THEM TOMORROW NIGHT. 491 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,742 OH. WELL, COME ON, 492 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:55,537 WE NEED THESE FEEL-GOOD STORIES. 493 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:58,540 PRINT IS DYING. SCHMALTZ SELLS PAPERS. 494 00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,875 IT'S THOSE KINDS OF STORIES THAT KEEP US IN OUR JOBS. 495 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,002 I UNDERSTAND. 496 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,380 SO GET INTO THE FEEL-GOOD SPIRIT. YOU DO THAT 497 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,924 AND THE STORY WILL WRITE ITSELF. 498 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:15,889 [SNIFFS] 499 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:18,518 PUT IT RIGHT UNDER THIS ARCH... 500 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,755 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HERE. 501 00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:48,965 YOU SIT STILL AND I'LL COME GET YOU. 502 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,972 NO LOOKING. 503 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:01,436 OKAY, LEAN FORWARD. 504 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:05,148 TWO STEPS. 505 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,275 CAN I TAKE OFF MY BLINDFOLD NOW? 506 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,485 NOT YET. 507 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:11,112 COME ON, MOM, WHAT'S THE SURPRISE? 508 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:13,156 YOU'LL SEE. 509 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:16,242 ALL RIGHT. NO PEEKING. 510 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:21,456 I WANT YOU TO TELL ME IF YOU SMELL ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. 511 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:24,751 REAL CHRISTMAS TREES! YEAH! 512 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:31,675 AWESOME! YOU'RE THE BEST MOM EVER! 513 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:40,475 I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY CHRISTMAS TREES! 514 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,981 JEN! OH! 515 00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:50,026 OH, YOU'RE SO... 516 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,612 SO...? EVERYWHERE. 517 00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:55,657 OH, YEAH. SANTA CLAUS BY DAY, 518 00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:57,033 CHRISTMAS TREE SALESMAN BY NIGHT. 519 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,326 OH. 520 00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,530 I TRY TO PICK UP AS MUCH WORK 521 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,787 AS I CAN AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 522 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:01,870 RIGHT. 523 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,000 SANTA? 524 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,878 UH, NO. NO. HEY, BUDDY. MY NAME'S CHRIS. 525 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,171 NICE TO MEET YOU. 526 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:11,840 AS IN KRIS KRINGLE, RIGHT? 527 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:16,052 CAN'T FOOL ME. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 528 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:21,516 SORRY. HE SAW US TALKING YESTERDAY WITH YOUR BEARD DOWN. 529 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:24,144 OH. NO, I'M SORRY. 530 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:26,730 IT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY. YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 531 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,524 WELL, THE SECRET'S OUT, SO MUM'S THE WORD. 532 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,528 THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO. 533 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:35,488 OH. AYE AYE, MR. C. 534 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:39,325 SO, ERIC, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME. 535 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,554 AND I PICKED OUT THE PERFECT TREE FOR YOU AND YOUR MOM. 536 00:27:41,578 --> 00:27:43,872 YOU DID? YEAH. 537 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,415 IT'S ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE. 538 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,875 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 539 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,418 WHOA. 540 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,146 HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN THAT WE WERE COMING? 541 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,422 I ONLY JUST DECIDED LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO. 542 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:56,843 OH, IT WAS ON HIS WISH LIST, AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HIM, 543 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:58,386 SO I THOUGHT I BETTER BE PREPARED. OH. 544 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:02,265 WOW. IT'S PERFECT! 545 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,767 YEAH? YOU LIKE IT? 546 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,352 AND LOOK WHAT IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. 547 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:06,936 I PUT YOUR NAME ON IT. 548 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,397 IT SAYS MY NAME! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 549 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:11,399 OH! 550 00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:12,734 I CAN DELIVER IT FOR YOU TOO. 551 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,570 OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. WE'LL... 552 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:22,243 OKAY. YEAH. 553 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,370 OKAY. 554 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:24,537 ON ONE CONDITION. 555 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,247 OH, WHAT'S THAT? 556 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:30,251 THAT YOU'LL STAY AND HAVE SOME CHRISTMAS COOKIES WITH US. 557 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,586 I'M BAKING. 558 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:32,796 AW. 559 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:36,132 SANTA'S COMING FOR COOKIES AND MILK 560 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:37,425 AT OUR HOUSE? 561 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:40,804 WELL? I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. 562 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,305 THANK YOU FOR THE INVITE. 563 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:46,393 GREAT. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE OUR ADDRESS DOWN? 564 00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:47,769 THERE'S NO NEED. 565 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:49,479 YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE? 566 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:52,816 NO! NO, THAT WOULD BE CREEPY. 567 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,484 YEAH! 568 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,486 UH, NO, THERE'S NO NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN. 569 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:57,737 I'LL JUST REMEMBER IT. 570 00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,948 OH. OKAY! PHEW! 571 00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:02,283 IT'S 135 FILLMORE STREET. 572 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:04,327 135 FILLMORE STREET. GOT IT. 573 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:05,412 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 574 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:06,579 GOOD. 575 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,169 READY? HERE WE GO. 576 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:23,263 THIS IS GOOD, JACK. THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 577 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:24,973 SO WHY IS THIS GOOD? 578 00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:27,034 DON'T YOU SEE? I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT. 579 00:29:27,058 --> 00:29:28,643 THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A HUNCH. 580 00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:30,812 NO, IT WASN'T A HUNCH. I KNEW IT. 581 00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:32,647 THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN COACHING ME FOR... 582 00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:35,483 A CONNECTION, RIGHT? A REAL CONNECTION. 583 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:39,154 WHEN WE LOOKED INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES, I FELT IT. 584 00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:42,699 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS ONE. 585 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,617 I REALLY DO. 586 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:46,036 I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG, JACK. 587 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,455 FOR THE SAKE OF CHRISTMAS, I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG. 588 00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:49,664 ME TOO. 589 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:54,711 SANTA! 590 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,338 ERIC, MY MAN! 591 00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:58,048 YOU READY TO PUT THIS BEAUTY UP? 592 00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,299 YAY! 593 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:00,800 OH, HEY. HI. 594 00:30:00,884 --> 00:30:02,570 I CAN SEE YOU'RE UP TO YOUR ELBOWS IN COOKIE DOUGH. 595 00:30:02,594 --> 00:30:04,679 I'LL GO WASH MY HANDS AND I'LL COME BACK AND HELP. 596 00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:06,806 OH, NO, I WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT. 597 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,391 WE CAN HANDLE IT, RIGHT? RIGHT! 598 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:09,642 YEAH, IT'LL BE UP IN A SNAP. 599 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,353 OKAY. OKAY. 600 00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:12,645 SO WHERE SHOULD WE PUT IT? 601 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,314 RIGHT HERE. 602 00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:15,565 THAT'S A PERFECT CORNER. 603 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,359 OH. OH, THANKS, BUDDY. 604 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:18,360 YOU'RE WELCOME. 605 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,487 LET'S GET IT IN THERE. 606 00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:21,738 WATCH THE TOP. 607 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:24,532 A LITTLE MORE RIGHT. 608 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:27,869 OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT. 609 00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:30,580 WHAT DO YOU THINK? PERFECT! 610 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,874 IT'S PERFECT. I AGREE. 611 00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:39,923 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE? 612 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:42,086 OH, VERY GOOD. ALMOST DONE. HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE? 613 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:43,486 REALLY GOOD. I WANT YOU TO COME AND SEE IT. 614 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,095 OKAY. OKAY, COME ON. 615 00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:48,181 READY? 616 00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:49,264 READY. 617 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,061 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 618 00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:54,896 ON THE COUNT OF THREE. READY? 619 00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:58,108 ONE, TWO, THREE! 620 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:01,111 OH! MERRY CHRISTMAS! WOW! 621 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:04,739 THIS IS WONDERFUL, BUDDY! 622 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,783 DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? 623 00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:10,704 THE COOKIES! 624 00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,306 OH MY GOODNESS! I'LL GET 'EM. YOU STAY HERE WITH ERIC, ENJOY THE LIGHTS. 625 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:15,208 NO, WAIT... RELAX. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 626 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:18,545 WOW. 627 00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:22,257 IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS NOW. 628 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:25,093 YEAH. SURE DOES. 629 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:38,815 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 630 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:41,443 BOY, CHRIS. 631 00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,737 MMM, COOKIES. 632 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:46,489 OH, CHRIS, 633 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:47,782 THIS IS SO LOVELY. 634 00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:49,784 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THIS. 635 00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:52,787 DID YOU REALLY JUST MAKE THESE COOKIES? 636 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:54,223 YEAH, IT'S NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL. 637 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:58,960 AND WE GOT HOT CHOCOLATE WITH MARSHMALLOWS. 638 00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,337 I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS! 639 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,297 WELL, THEN WE'LL GIVE YOU EXTRA MARSHMALLOWS. 640 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,967 I LIKE A LOT OF MARSHMALLOWS TOO. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS. 641 00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:07,302 I LOVE A LOT OF MARSHMALLOWS. 642 00:32:07,385 --> 00:32:08,738 THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 643 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:09,679 THAT ONE IS FOR YOU, BUDDY. 644 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:10,972 THANK YOU. 645 00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:12,265 AND THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 646 00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:14,017 THIS ONE'S MINE. 647 00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:22,275 UH... WE ALMOST FORGOT THE STAR FOR THE TOP OF THE TREE, GUYS! 648 00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,819 OH. OH, I KNOW WHERE IT IS. 649 00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:29,711 UH, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ONE MINUTE? 650 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:30,784 MM-HMM. 651 00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:32,369 OKAY. JUST ONE MINUTE. 652 00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:36,539 SO ARE YOU WRAPPING THINGS UP? 653 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:39,876 HAVE YOU MADE A CHRISTMAS CONVERT OUT OF HUMBUG MOMMY? 654 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,378 NO, NOT YET, BUT... 655 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:44,005 SEE? THE CLOCK IS TICKING. 656 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,174 NO NO, IT IS TIME TO MOVE ON, CHRIS. 657 00:32:58,728 --> 00:33:00,188 YOU DON'T COOK. 658 00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:07,904 I HOPE THIS ISN'T JUST YOU MOONING OVER A PRETTY FACE. 659 00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,199 YEAH. 660 00:33:21,626 --> 00:33:23,920 HE IS SOUND ASLEEP. 661 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,588 OH, GOOD. 662 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:28,383 I BET HE HAS VISIONS OF SUGARPLUMS DANCING IN HIS HEAD. 663 00:33:29,634 --> 00:33:31,094 YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE, ARE YOU? 664 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,929 NO. 665 00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:36,891 SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 666 00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:42,022 UH, I'M FROM THE NORTH... CANADA. 667 00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:44,566 THE NORTH CANADA. 668 00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:46,693 UM, NORTHERN CANADA. AND YOU? 669 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:49,237 I'M FROM HERE. BORN AND RAISED. 670 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,281 HEY, IT'S A GREAT TOWN. 671 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:52,449 [SNICKERS] 672 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:56,536 SO, YOU GOT MARRIED EIGHT YEARS AGO? 673 00:33:56,619 --> 00:33:58,413 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 674 00:33:58,496 --> 00:34:02,417 OH, I JUST FIGURED. ERIC IS SEVEN, AND I DID THE MATH. 675 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,253 OH. YES, I WAS MARRIED, 676 00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:08,923 AND VERY UNCEREMONIOUSLY DUMPED WHEN ERIC WAS ONE. 677 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:10,633 YEAH. 678 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:14,429 WELL, YOU KNOW, 679 00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:17,223 SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN'T RISE TO THE OCCASION. 680 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:23,146 WHEN PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO LEAVE, IT'S USUALLY BETTER THAT YOU LET THEM GO. 681 00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:30,403 HEY, WHY DON'T I COME BY TOMORROW NIGHT 682 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:32,655 AND HELP PUT UP SOME MORE OUTDOOR LIGHTS? 683 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:37,243 OH... OH, I CAN'T. 684 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:40,622 I HAVE THIS DINNER WITH A LOCAL FAMILY TOMORROW NIGHT. 685 00:34:40,705 --> 00:34:41,998 OH, OKAY. 686 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,292 NO, ITS RESEARCH THAT I'M DOING 687 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:47,170 ON AN ARTICLE ON CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 688 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,797 YOU ARE? 689 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,923 YEAH. 690 00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:52,175 REALLY? THAT'S GREAT! 691 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,468 OH. 692 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:55,637 YEAH. HEY, MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU. 693 00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,141 I COULD COME WITH YOU. AS SANTA, OF COURSE. 694 00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:02,185 HELP SPREAD A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER. 695 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,188 YOU DEFINITELY COULD DO THAT, JUDGING ON TONIGHT, 696 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:07,190 YES, I WOULD SAY YOU COULD. 697 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,609 WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE LOT? 698 00:35:09,693 --> 00:35:11,361 OH, JACK CAN HANDLE IT. 699 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:14,698 THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. YEAH. 700 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,950 BESIDES, I, UM... 701 00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:20,328 I REALLY LIKE YOUR COMPANY. 702 00:35:21,746 --> 00:35:23,498 IT'S NOT A DATE. 703 00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:24,332 NO! 704 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:26,167 BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB. 705 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:28,044 NO, OF COURSE NOT. I KNOW. 706 00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:29,546 AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 707 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:30,714 THAT'S RIGHT. 708 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,550 SO IT WOULD BE TWO PROFESSIONALS WORKING. 709 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:34,884 YES. CORRECT. 710 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:36,886 OKAY. 711 00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:41,224 OKAY. OKAY. 712 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,059 I SHOULD GO. OKAY. 713 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,020 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 714 00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:47,522 OKAY. 715 00:35:47,605 --> 00:35:49,733 SO, UM, TOMORROW NIGHT. TOMORROW NIGHT. 716 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:51,026 OKAY. OH, OH... 717 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:52,235 WHAT TIME? 718 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,737 MEET ME HERE AT 5:30. 719 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,030 OKAY. 5:30. 720 00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:56,489 5:30. BE HERE. 721 00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:58,033 OKAY. 722 00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:06,374 OKAY, THE BIDDING ON THIS MIKE MAXIM IS ONLY $140 723 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,251 WITH 60 SECONDS LEFT TO GO. 724 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:11,087 I'M GONNA PUT A BID IN AT $150 725 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:14,549 WHEN THERE'S ONLY 10 SECONDS LEFT SO NOBODY CAN OUTBID ME. YES! 726 00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:18,094 FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S THE SAME STRATEGY EVERYONE ELSE USES 727 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,430 AND SECOND, ARE YOU INSANE? 728 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:23,391 $150 FOR A $20 ACTION FIGURE? 729 00:36:23,475 --> 00:36:26,102 OKAY, SUZIE, I KNOW IT SOUNDS INSANE, YES! 730 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:27,896 BUT I AM EXHAUSTED LOOKING FOR THIS THING. 731 00:36:27,979 --> 00:36:32,025 I JUST WANT TO GET IT DONE AND PAY THROUGH THE NOSE IF I HAVE TO. 732 00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,112 CROSS YOUR FINGERS. 733 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:39,741 OH NO! 734 00:36:39,824 --> 00:36:42,118 "SORRY, YOU HAVE BEEN OUTBID!" 735 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:45,413 OH! WINNING BID IS $475! 736 00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:46,915 SEE? THIS IS WHAT I TOLD YOU! 737 00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:49,876 I AM SO SICK OF THIS TIME OF YEAR! 738 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:51,419 I'VE HAD IT! 739 00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:53,481 JEN, YOU'RE JUST PUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOURSELF 740 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:55,090 TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE HAPPY. 741 00:36:55,173 --> 00:36:58,385 YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE'S ALL HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 742 00:36:58,468 --> 00:37:03,223 AND I'M... I DON'T KNOW. I'M LONELY. 743 00:37:03,306 --> 00:37:06,142 HEY, HELLO? WHAT ABOUT ME? 744 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:07,477 WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER SNAPS? 745 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,896 NOT THAT KIND OF LONELY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 746 00:37:09,979 --> 00:37:12,565 OH. OH. 747 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:16,152 YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST HAD IT WITH THESE DREAMER FLAKY GUYS 748 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:18,613 WHO WON'T GROW UP. I'M DONE WITH BONEHEADS. 749 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:23,451 I WANT A NICE GUY WHO WILL REALLY KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY RIGHT. 750 00:37:23,535 --> 00:37:25,787 AMEN. I THINK I DESERVE THAT. 751 00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:28,832 WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO. AND WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 752 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:31,501 WAIT. YOU GO ON DATES AL THE TIME. 753 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:34,754 DATES, YES. MATES, NO. 754 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,631 AT LEAST NOT THIS WEEK. 755 00:37:36,715 --> 00:37:38,133 AND WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? 756 00:37:38,216 --> 00:37:40,343 YOU HAVE TWO GUYS FIGHTING OVER YOU. 757 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:43,013 THAT ONE GUY AT WORK TOOK YOU OUT THIS WEEK. 758 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:46,433 SAM? OH, HE IS HANDSOME. 759 00:37:46,516 --> 00:37:49,310 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST NOT REALLY FEELING IT. 760 00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:51,521 WELL, THAT CHRIS SEEMS NICE. 761 00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:54,983 AND HE MAKES A MEAN CHRISTMAS COOKIE. 762 00:37:55,066 --> 00:37:56,985 WAIT. NO MORE. THAT'S IT. 763 00:37:57,068 --> 00:37:58,278 NO MORE. GET 'EM AWAY. 764 00:37:58,361 --> 00:38:02,115 YEAH, BUT MY KID THINKS HE'S SANTA. 765 00:38:02,198 --> 00:38:05,493 YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN A GUY WHO WANTS TO SPREAD JOY TO THE WORLD. 766 00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:08,663 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, WHAT IF IT GOES REALLY GREAT 767 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:09,747 AND THEN REALLY BAD 768 00:38:10,832 --> 00:38:12,552 AND THEN ERIC ENDS UP GETTING TERRIBLY HURT. 769 00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:14,729 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KNOW IF YOU DON'T TAKE A CHANCE. 770 00:38:14,753 --> 00:38:16,629 IT'S LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY. 771 00:38:16,713 --> 00:38:18,548 YOU GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT. 772 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:22,052 THAT IS DO WEIRD. GERTRUDE FROM MY WORK SAID THE SAME EXACT THING. 773 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,679 SO HOW MANY TIMES TO YOU HAVE TO HEAR THE SAME THING? 774 00:38:24,763 --> 00:38:28,516 OH! OKAY OKAY, I'VE GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT. 775 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,562 THAT'LL BE MY NEW MOTTO. 776 00:38:32,645 --> 00:38:35,732 OH NO! SAM IS HERE! I FORGOT THAT I PROMISED LUNCH WITH HIM! 777 00:38:35,815 --> 00:38:38,860 NEW GUY FROM WORK? YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN HIM! 778 00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:40,713 YEAH, BUT YOU SAID I GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT! 779 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:43,698 WELL, YEAH, BUT NOT TWO AT ONCE! 780 00:38:43,782 --> 00:38:47,869 SHARE THE WEALTH! GOSH! 781 00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:49,829 [GASPS] HOLY MOLY! 782 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:51,373 HE'S GORGEOUS! 783 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:54,167 OH, IF YOU AREN'T FEELING IT, LET ME KNOW! 784 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:57,045 BECAUSE I AM FEELING IT RIGHT NOW! 785 00:38:57,128 --> 00:38:58,755 SHHHH! 786 00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:05,679 HI. 787 00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:07,722 HEY. I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU WEREN'T HOME. 788 00:39:07,806 --> 00:39:09,933 OH, SORRY. 789 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:11,393 AREN'T YOU GONNA INTRODUCE ME? 790 00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:14,729 OH, YES. THIS IS SUZIE, MY NEIGHBOR. 791 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:16,606 HI, SUZIE, I'M SAM. NICE TO MEET YOU. 792 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:19,901 HI. I'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU. THE NEW GUY. 793 00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:22,112 WELCOME. THANK YOU. 794 00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:23,738 SUZIE'S MY OLDEST FRIEND. 795 00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:25,573 OW! 796 00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:27,742 MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 797 00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:30,203 AND MY SON'S FAVORITE BABYSITTER. 798 00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:31,746 NICE. 799 00:39:31,830 --> 00:39:34,874 I ROCK. IF YOU EVER NEED A FRIEND OR A BABYSITTER, 800 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,418 YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL. 801 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:39,087 HEY LOOK, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "FRIEND AND BABYSITTER" ON HERE. 802 00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:41,756 IT DOES? NO. JUST KIDDING. 803 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,633 OH. HAH! 804 00:39:46,594 --> 00:39:47,303 HUH. 805 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,097 WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. 806 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:51,307 MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD SKEDADDLE. YEAH YEAH YEAH. 807 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,476 ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE I WOULD USE THAT WORD. 808 00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:57,981 OKAY. 809 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:00,483 OKAY, HAVE A LOVELY TIME. 810 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:01,901 NOT! 811 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:07,282 NO MURDERS, NO ROBBERY, NO ARSON. 812 00:40:07,365 --> 00:40:10,326 WHAT'S A CRIME REPORTER SUPPOSED TO DO ALL DAY IN THIS SLEEPY TOWN? 813 00:40:13,204 --> 00:40:16,624 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? 814 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,252 HOW'S THE CHRISTMAS JUJU STORY COMING ALONG? 815 00:40:19,336 --> 00:40:20,962 YOU GETTING ANYWHERE? 816 00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:23,840 MMM. ACTUALLY I AM. 817 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:25,175 REALLY? MM-HMM. 818 00:40:26,468 --> 00:40:28,195 YEAH. I REALLY WASN'T INTO THE STORY INITIALLY, 819 00:40:28,219 --> 00:40:32,432 BUT WHEN I GOT INTO IT, I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING HAPPENED. 820 00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:34,309 JUST, SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT. 821 00:40:34,392 --> 00:40:36,186 NO REALLY, I MEAN IT. 822 00:40:36,269 --> 00:40:39,356 LIFE THIS WEEK, IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE LESS GRIM. 823 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:44,194 ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 824 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:46,196 A LITTLE BIT. 825 00:41:03,421 --> 00:41:06,508 WELL, THAT WAS FUN, YOU KNOW? MM-HMM. 826 00:41:06,591 --> 00:41:09,010 LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 827 00:41:09,094 --> 00:41:11,554 SURE. 828 00:41:16,017 --> 00:41:17,852 MMM. 829 00:41:21,731 --> 00:41:22,857 OH. UH... 830 00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:24,317 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND THE OFFICE. 831 00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:25,735 YEAH. 832 00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:27,862 OKAY. OKAY. 833 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:38,832 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO ME, JACK. 834 00:41:38,915 --> 00:41:41,501 SOMETHING NEW. 835 00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:43,420 SOMETHING WONDERFUL. 836 00:41:43,503 --> 00:41:44,921 OKAY, YOU READ MY LIPS. 837 00:41:45,005 --> 00:41:48,883 YOU HAVE GOT TO FIND A WOMAN WHO IS 100% INTO CHRISTMAS. 838 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:54,597 THE NORTH POLE. ELVES. REINDEER. THE COLOR RED. 839 00:41:54,681 --> 00:41:57,559 I KNOW, BUT I GET THIS FEELING 840 00:41:57,642 --> 00:41:59,853 THAT THE CLOSER I GET JEN TO BELIEVING IN CHRISTMAS, 841 00:41:59,936 --> 00:42:01,831 THE MORE POWER I HAVE TO BRING CHRISTMAS TO EVERYBODY. 842 00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:05,400 LISTEN, IF YOUR POWERS ARE REVVING UP, THAT'S GREAT. 843 00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:07,402 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SHE IS THE ONE. 844 00:42:07,485 --> 00:42:10,363 BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. 845 00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:12,615 YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT MY POWER'S GETTING STRONGER? 846 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,951 NO. NOT REALLY. OKAY. 847 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:17,370 COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 848 00:42:17,454 --> 00:42:19,914 COME HERE. 849 00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:22,208 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. YEAH YEAH YEAH. 850 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:24,544 LOOK. ALL RIGHT, YOU SEE THAT GROUP OF KIDS OVER THERE? 851 00:42:24,627 --> 00:42:25,962 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT 'EM? 852 00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:27,589 I CAN TELL YOU WHICH ONES ARE NAUGHTY 853 00:42:27,672 --> 00:42:28,798 AND WHICH ONES ARE NICE. 854 00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:30,550 GIVE ME A BREAK. THEY'RE ALL NICE. 855 00:42:30,633 --> 00:42:35,138 EXCEPT FOR THE KID IN THE GREEN T-SHIRT. 856 00:42:35,221 --> 00:42:37,098 JUST WAIT. YOU'LL SEE. 857 00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:42,937 HEY, BOBBY! I'M TELLING MOM! 858 00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:44,314 [CRYING] 859 00:42:44,397 --> 00:42:48,276 OKAY. YEAH. NOW YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION. 860 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,569 WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME. 861 00:42:49,652 --> 00:42:51,821 WHEN DO YOU SEE HER AGAIN? TONIGHT. 862 00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:53,907 HMM. 863 00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:55,909 I AM WARMING UP TO THIS, CHRIS. 864 00:42:55,992 --> 00:42:58,495 WARMING UP. 865 00:43:06,336 --> 00:43:08,505 HI! COME ON IN! HO HO HO! 866 00:43:08,588 --> 00:43:10,173 I'M ALMOST READY. OKAY. 867 00:43:10,256 --> 00:43:11,174 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 868 00:43:11,257 --> 00:43:12,467 OH, THANKS. 869 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:13,760 HEY, WHERE'S ERIC? 870 00:43:13,843 --> 00:43:15,637 OH, HE'S AT DINNER AT A FRIEND'S, 871 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,347 SO HE'LL BE HOME LATER. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 872 00:43:17,430 --> 00:43:19,349 WELL, HO HO HO! 873 00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:22,310 HI. THIS IS OUR NEIGHBOR SUZIE. 874 00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:23,687 HI, SUZIE. HI. 875 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:25,855 I'M CHRIS UNDERNEATH ALL THIS STUFF. 876 00:43:25,939 --> 00:43:27,649 YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. 877 00:43:27,732 --> 00:43:30,026 I WAS WITH JEN AT THE MALL WHEN SHE BAWLED YOU OUT. 878 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:34,531 OH. THANKS FOR REMINDING US. YES. I REMEMBER NOW. 879 00:43:34,614 --> 00:43:37,158 AND YOU SURE GAVE THIS HOUSE A CHRISTMAS MAKEOVER! 880 00:43:37,242 --> 00:43:38,702 OH, THANKS. 881 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:41,037 AND YOUR COOKIES ARE A GIRL'S WORST NIGHTMARE. 882 00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:43,373 I MEAN, STAPLE 'EM TO MY THIGHS! 883 00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:44,958 THANK YOU SO MUCH! SORRY ABOUT THAT. 884 00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:47,210 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO GET MY STUFF. BE RIGHT BACK. 885 00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:48,503 ALL RIGHT. 886 00:43:50,755 --> 00:43:52,507 YOU TREAT HER RIGHT, YOU HEAR? 887 00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:54,843 OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. I WILL. 888 00:43:54,926 --> 00:43:57,345 'CAUSE THAT'S MY CHRISTMAS WISH FOR SANTA. 889 00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:58,888 OKAY. 890 00:44:12,610 --> 00:44:16,656 OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE JOHNSONS ARE GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME. 891 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,992 YEAH, THE FATHER LOST HIS JOB... 892 00:44:20,243 --> 00:44:21,244 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? 893 00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:24,205 LOGICAL GUESS. THEY'RE... 894 00:44:24,289 --> 00:44:25,915 OH. 895 00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:29,753 WELL, I HARDLY IMAGINE THEY'RE FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER 896 00:44:29,836 --> 00:44:32,047 NO MATTER WHAT MY EDITOR SAYS. 897 00:44:32,130 --> 00:44:34,257 [DOORBELL RINGS] 898 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:36,509 OH, HERE WE GO. 899 00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:38,720 HI. 900 00:44:38,803 --> 00:44:39,721 MISS ROBBINS, RIGHT? 901 00:44:39,804 --> 00:44:41,890 OH, PLEASE CALL ME JEN. 902 00:44:41,973 --> 00:44:43,266 AND SANTA? 903 00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:45,769 HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 904 00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:48,563 THIS IS MY FRIEND CHRIS. 905 00:44:48,646 --> 00:44:51,608 HE IS A PROFESSIONAL SANTA AT THE MALL. 906 00:44:51,691 --> 00:44:53,443 COME ON IN! WELCOME! WELCOME! 907 00:44:53,526 --> 00:44:55,070 GREAT! HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT. 908 00:44:55,153 --> 00:44:56,738 OKAY. 909 00:45:05,163 --> 00:45:06,456 OH! 910 00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:10,752 SANTA! SANTA! HE'S HERE! 911 00:45:10,835 --> 00:45:14,422 OH, HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! STELLA, RIGHT? 912 00:45:14,506 --> 00:45:15,965 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 913 00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:18,927 'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS. I KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME. 914 00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:23,890 HELLO! SANTA, WELCOME! 915 00:45:23,973 --> 00:45:25,433 HI! 916 00:45:25,517 --> 00:45:27,161 I'M JUST FINISHING UP A FEW THINGS IN THE KITCHEN, 917 00:45:27,185 --> 00:45:29,312 SO PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 918 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:30,772 THANK YOU. OKAY. 919 00:45:30,855 --> 00:45:33,274 MOMMY MOMMY, SANTA KNEW MY NAME! 920 00:45:33,358 --> 00:45:35,110 THAT'S AMAZING! 921 00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:36,986 YOU WANT TO COME HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN? 922 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:38,279 OKAY. 923 00:45:38,363 --> 00:45:39,280 DEXTER. 924 00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:40,364 YES. 925 00:45:40,407 --> 00:45:42,117 MY, YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST. 926 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,680 BET YOU'RE EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS, HUH? 927 00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:46,329 YES, SIR... I MEAN, YES, SANTA. 928 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:47,747 OH, GOOD, GOOD! 929 00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:49,916 DEXTER, LET'S GET OUR GUESTS SOME DRINKS, HUH? 930 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,251 OKAY. 931 00:45:53,712 --> 00:45:56,464 I NEVER TOLD YOU THEIR NAMES, DID I? 932 00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:58,508 OH, I THINK YOU DID. 933 00:45:58,591 --> 00:46:00,301 HMM? 934 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:05,265 SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 935 00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:08,143 PRESENTS! 936 00:46:08,226 --> 00:46:09,352 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 937 00:46:10,729 --> 00:46:13,023 PRESENTS TOO, BUT I MOSTLY LOVE THE TREE AND THE LIGHTS. 938 00:46:13,106 --> 00:46:15,316 WE DIDN'T BUY ANY NEW DECORATIONS THIS YEAR. 939 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,318 WE MADE EVERYTHING OURSELVES. 940 00:46:17,402 --> 00:46:20,530 WELL, THAT'S EVEN BETTER! 941 00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:23,283 YES, I HAVEN'T WORKED FOR... WELL, FOR QUITE A WHILE. 942 00:46:23,366 --> 00:46:25,994 WE DECIDED TO SKIP PRESENTS THIS YEAR. 943 00:46:26,911 --> 00:46:29,622 [JEN] I'M SO SORRY. 944 00:46:29,706 --> 00:46:34,169 OH NO IT'S OKAY. WE HAVE PLENTY TO EAT FROM THE CHURCH FOOD BANK. 945 00:46:34,252 --> 00:46:36,379 THE KIDS DID A GREAT JOB WITH THE DECORATIONS, 946 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:40,050 WE HAVE EACH OTHER AND WE'RE HEALTHY. WHAT MORE DO WE REALLY NEED? 947 00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:42,344 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A WONDERFUL ATTITUDE ABOUT IT. 948 00:46:42,427 --> 00:46:46,473 LISTEN, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE THROWS AT YOU, 949 00:46:46,556 --> 00:46:49,017 WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES ALONG, 950 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:53,229 EVERYTHING SEEMS EXACTLY RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 951 00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:54,814 MM-HMM. 952 00:47:03,406 --> 00:47:04,532 [SNIFFS] 953 00:47:04,616 --> 00:47:05,867 OH, NO! 954 00:47:08,036 --> 00:47:09,996 OH, NO! 955 00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:13,249 OH! 956 00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:15,710 NO! OH! 957 00:47:15,794 --> 00:47:17,921 EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE? 958 00:47:18,004 --> 00:47:20,423 I FORGOT TO COVER IT! 959 00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:23,927 OOH. UM, I THINK I CAN HELP. 960 00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:27,222 BUT IT'S A CINDER! I... DINNER IS RUINED! 961 00:47:27,305 --> 00:47:29,599 OH, NO, MRS. JOHNSON. IT'S NOT RUINED. 962 00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:32,936 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU GO AND HANG WITH THE FAMILY 963 00:47:33,019 --> 00:47:35,355 AND LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO IN HERE? 964 00:47:35,438 --> 00:47:38,191 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO. 965 00:47:38,274 --> 00:47:40,527 MAYBE SOME GRAVY. 966 00:47:40,610 --> 00:47:43,738 I'M AFRAID NO GRAVY I KNOW OF IS GONNA FIX THIS ONE. 967 00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:46,116 WELL LET ME JUST GIVE IT A SHOT. 968 00:47:47,784 --> 00:47:49,786 COME ON. 969 00:47:49,869 --> 00:47:53,039 WELL, SANTA KNOWS BEST. 970 00:47:53,123 --> 00:47:55,250 THERE YOU GO! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 971 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,333 GO AHEAD, RELAX. 972 00:47:58,670 --> 00:48:00,255 OH, BOY. 973 00:48:04,634 --> 00:48:06,803 HOW'S DINNER COMING ALONG? 974 00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:10,724 OH, SANTA INSISTED ON MAKING SOME GRAVY. 975 00:48:10,807 --> 00:48:14,060 THAT'S GREAT. NOW YOU CAN JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX. 976 00:48:14,144 --> 00:48:16,938 YEAH. 977 00:48:24,154 --> 00:48:25,613 [CLEARS THROAT] 978 00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:27,991 MRS. JOHNSON, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND IN THE KITCHEN? 979 00:48:33,705 --> 00:48:34,831 [GASPS] 980 00:48:34,914 --> 00:48:36,458 BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 981 00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:38,335 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! 982 00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:40,795 OH, IT'S VERY POSSIBLE BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD COOK. 983 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:43,298 IT'S... IT'S PERFECT. 984 00:48:43,381 --> 00:48:47,093 YEAH. DINNER TIME. LET'S EAT! 985 00:48:47,177 --> 00:48:48,845 OKAY! 986 00:48:51,473 --> 00:48:54,517 [ALL] OOH! AHH! 987 00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:57,812 [SANTA] THIS LOOKS GOOD! 988 00:48:57,896 --> 00:49:01,691 HONEY, YOU HAVE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF WITH THIS ONE. 989 00:49:01,775 --> 00:49:03,109 IT WASN'T... 990 00:49:03,193 --> 00:49:05,987 DIDN'T SHE DO A GREAT JOB ON THAT TURKEY? WOW! 991 00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:09,824 HE JUST DID SOMETHING AMAZING IN THERE. 992 00:49:09,908 --> 00:49:13,495 OH, BELIEVE ME, CHRIS IS FULL OF SURPRISES. 993 00:49:13,578 --> 00:49:15,497 OKAY, NOW BEFORE WE START, 994 00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:21,503 WHO KNOWS HOW MANY REINDEER IT TAKES TO PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH? 995 00:49:21,586 --> 00:49:22,796 THAT'S EASY. EIGHT. 996 00:49:22,879 --> 00:49:23,797 CORRECT! 997 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,007 WELL, PLUS RUDOLPH. 998 00:49:26,091 --> 00:49:27,842 YES, BUT ONLY IN FOGGY WEATHER. 999 00:49:27,926 --> 00:49:29,511 [ALL GIGGLE] 1000 00:49:29,594 --> 00:49:31,805 WELL, I'M STARVED. ME TOO. 1001 00:49:31,888 --> 00:49:33,181 LET'S EAT. 1002 00:49:37,769 --> 00:49:39,229 HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE? 1003 00:49:39,312 --> 00:49:40,522 OH, GOOD. 1004 00:49:40,605 --> 00:49:41,731 NEED A HAND? 1005 00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:43,817 WHY, SURE. THANKS. 1006 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:44,900 I CAN DRY. 1007 00:49:44,943 --> 00:49:45,943 EXCELLENT. YEAH. 1008 00:49:45,985 --> 00:49:46,903 GIVE ME THAT. 1009 00:49:46,986 --> 00:49:48,154 MY WIFE AND I TAKE TURNS. 1010 00:49:48,238 --> 00:49:49,489 WHEN SHE COOKS, I CLEAN UP, 1011 00:49:49,572 --> 00:49:50,907 AND VICE VERSA. 1012 00:49:50,990 --> 00:49:55,704 HEY, YOU KNOW THE CHRISTMAS TREE FARM DOWN ON FOREST ROAD? 1013 00:49:55,787 --> 00:49:57,997 YEAH, I KNOW IT. 1014 00:49:58,081 --> 00:49:59,392 SURE GETS BUSY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 1015 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:00,875 COULD USE AN EXTRA HAND, REALLY. 1016 00:50:00,959 --> 00:50:03,753 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAD THE TIME. 1017 00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:06,047 OF COURSE I GOT THE TIME. 1018 00:50:06,131 --> 00:50:07,882 OH, YEAH? REALLY? 1019 00:50:07,966 --> 00:50:09,342 IT PAYS PRETTY GOOD. 1020 00:50:09,426 --> 00:50:12,345 FULL BENEFITS. IN FACT, IF YOU LIKE THE PLACE, 1021 00:50:12,429 --> 00:50:14,764 WE COULD USE SOMEONE TO MANAGE IT YEAR ROUND. 1022 00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,766 WE'RE EXPANDING THE BUSINESS. 1023 00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:19,019 WHEN CAN I START? 1024 00:50:19,102 --> 00:50:22,022 HOW ABOUT TOMORROW? 1025 00:50:22,105 --> 00:50:26,860 I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY THANK YOU. 1026 00:50:26,943 --> 00:50:27,944 NO THANKS NEEDED. 1027 00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:29,404 OH, THE DISHES ARE DONE? 1028 00:50:29,487 --> 00:50:31,127 AND YOUR FRIEND HERE JUST OFFERED ME A JOB 1029 00:50:31,197 --> 00:50:33,408 AT THE CHRISTMAS TREE FARM. 1030 00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:35,869 PARDON ME, BUT I HAVE TO TELL MY WIFE THE GOOD NEWS. 1031 00:50:37,996 --> 00:50:40,248 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 1032 00:50:40,331 --> 00:50:41,666 NO NO NO. 1033 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,830 ACTUALLY, WE COULD REALLY USE A GUY LIKE THAT AROUND. 1034 00:50:44,627 --> 00:50:46,588 HMM. 1035 00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:48,465 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW 1036 00:50:48,548 --> 00:50:50,383 YOU PULLED OFF THAT MAGIC IN THE KITCHEN. 1037 00:50:50,467 --> 00:50:52,802 WELL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE STORY RUNS IN THE PAPER. 1038 00:50:52,886 --> 00:50:54,554 PLEASE DO. 1039 00:50:54,637 --> 00:50:55,638 BYE, SANTA! 1040 00:50:55,722 --> 00:50:57,057 [SANTA] GOODBYE, STELLA. 1041 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,308 [DEXTER] BYE, NICE TO SEE YOU. 1042 00:50:58,391 --> 00:51:00,310 [SANTA] NICE TO SEE YOU, DEXTER. 1043 00:51:00,393 --> 00:51:03,104 THERE'S, UH, THERE'S PRESENTS... 1044 00:51:03,188 --> 00:51:05,815 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL. 1045 00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:07,317 AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! 1046 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,777 BYE! 1047 00:51:10,278 --> 00:51:13,490 SO, YOU HAVE NO EXPLANATION HOW A BUNCH OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS 1048 00:51:13,573 --> 00:51:15,617 SUDDENLY APPEARED UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE. 1049 00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:19,162 MAYBE THEY WERE JUST EMPTY BOXES 1050 00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:20,663 WRAPPED UP FOR DECORATION. 1051 00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:23,667 AND YOU PERFORM ANOTHER MIRACLE IN THE KITCHEN 1052 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:25,960 AND GIVE THE GUY A JOB? 1053 00:51:26,044 --> 00:51:27,396 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. THE BOTTOM LINE IS, 1054 00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:29,589 THE JOHNSON FAMILY DESERVED A BREAK 1055 00:51:29,673 --> 00:51:31,132 AND WE GAVE THEM ONE. 1056 00:51:31,216 --> 00:51:33,093 DOESN'T IT JUST MAKE YOU FEEL WONDERFUL? YEAH. 1057 00:51:33,176 --> 00:51:34,320 I MEAN, THEY'RE SUCH A GREAT FAMILY. 1058 00:51:34,344 --> 00:51:37,138 THEY'RE SO LOVING WITH EACH OTHER. 1059 00:51:37,222 --> 00:51:38,473 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 1060 00:51:38,556 --> 00:51:41,309 YOU GUESS SO? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1061 00:51:42,852 --> 00:51:45,188 COME ON, JEN. 1062 00:51:45,271 --> 00:51:47,357 TALK TO ME. IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1063 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,943 YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I WAS MARRIED 1064 00:51:50,026 --> 00:51:52,987 AND THAT IT ENDED BADLY. 1065 00:51:53,071 --> 00:51:54,364 YEAH. 1066 00:51:54,447 --> 00:51:57,701 ON THE EVE OF ERIC'S FIRST CHRISTMAS. 1067 00:51:57,784 --> 00:52:00,370 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET WITH ME. 1068 00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:03,164 I'M UPSET BECAUSE YOU TRICKED ME INTO HAVING A BABY! 1069 00:52:03,248 --> 00:52:04,541 YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 1070 00:52:04,624 --> 00:52:06,126 LOOK, I MARRIED YOU. 1071 00:52:06,209 --> 00:52:07,669 I THINK I'VE DONE ENOUGH, OKAY? 1072 00:52:07,752 --> 00:52:09,796 WE'RE DONE. 1073 00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:12,007 WE HAVE A BABY, PAUL. 1074 00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:13,383 DONE! 1075 00:52:18,930 --> 00:52:20,724 NO! 1076 00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:23,184 HOW COULD YOU? 1077 00:52:23,268 --> 00:52:25,812 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! 1078 00:52:25,895 --> 00:52:28,064 THAT THING WAS UGLY! 1079 00:52:28,148 --> 00:52:29,524 I'M GLAD IT'S BUSTED. 1080 00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:35,905 THAT WAS THE LAST PRESENT MY MOM GAVE ME BEFORE SHE DIED. 1081 00:52:35,989 --> 00:52:38,867 I'M SO SORRY, JEN. 1082 00:52:38,950 --> 00:52:41,411 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1083 00:52:41,494 --> 00:52:43,329 NO, IT DOES MATTER. 1084 00:52:43,413 --> 00:52:46,416 YOU KNOW, ALL I'VE EVER WANTED FOR ERIC 1085 00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:48,084 REALLY IS WHAT THE JOHNSONS HAVE, 1086 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:51,921 YOU KNOW, LIKE, TWO PARENTS THAT LOVE EACH OTHER 1087 00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:54,841 AND A SIBLING TO PLAY WITH. 1088 00:52:54,924 --> 00:52:58,553 IT'S WHAT I WANT HIM TO HAVE. IT'S WHAT I WANT. 1089 00:52:58,636 --> 00:53:00,263 YEAH. 1090 00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:03,558 BUT I CAN'T BE HURT LIKE THAT AGAIN. 1091 00:53:03,641 --> 00:53:08,229 AND I CAN'T PUT HIM THROUGH LOSING ANOTHER PARENT EITHER. 1092 00:53:08,313 --> 00:53:12,859 WE HAVE EACH OTHER, AND... 1093 00:53:12,942 --> 00:53:16,696 THAT'LL JUST HAVE TO BE ENOUGH. 1094 00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:22,077 SO, YOU CAN SEE WHY I'VE KIND OF OUTGROWN CHRISTMAS. 1095 00:53:23,578 --> 00:53:27,457 OKAY. UM, 1096 00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:31,294 I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING THAT I BELIEVE IN 1097 00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:33,797 MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1098 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:38,802 I NOW YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME REALLY TERRIBLE TIMES, 1099 00:53:38,885 --> 00:53:43,640 BUT YOU CAN NEVER EVER 1100 00:53:43,723 --> 00:53:47,644 STOP OPENING YOURSELF UP TO THE CHANCE OF MAGIC COMING INTO YOUR LIFE. 1101 00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:53,942 AND NOT JUST FOR YOU, BUT FOR ERIC TOO. 1102 00:53:54,025 --> 00:53:56,778 THERE'S NO MAGIC, CHRIS. 1103 00:53:56,861 --> 00:53:59,447 THERE'S JUST LIFE. 1104 00:54:01,282 --> 00:54:05,787 NO NO. NO, THERE'S MAGIC. 1105 00:54:05,870 --> 00:54:09,666 YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT YET. 1106 00:54:09,749 --> 00:54:12,627 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT FOR SOME REASON, WHEN I'M WITH YOU 1107 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:15,255 I'M SO CLOSE TO BELIEVING THAT. 1108 00:54:15,338 --> 00:54:18,675 CAN I SEE YOU TOMORROW? 1109 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:21,136 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 1110 00:54:22,971 --> 00:54:24,514 YES. 1111 00:54:24,597 --> 00:54:27,183 OKAY. 1112 00:54:36,401 --> 00:54:38,653 [JEN'S VOICE] "CAN THERE REALLY BE CHRISTMAS MAGIC 1113 00:54:38,737 --> 00:54:40,655 FOR ANYONE OLDER THAN THE AGE OF 12? 1114 00:54:40,739 --> 00:54:42,991 I FOR ONE HAD MY DOUBTS. 1115 00:54:43,074 --> 00:54:46,036 AND YET DEEP DOWN THERE WAS NOTHING I WANTED MORE 1116 00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:48,163 THAN TO REGAIN THAT EUPHORIC HOLIDAY SPIRIT 1117 00:54:48,246 --> 00:54:50,623 THAT I ENJOYED SO MUCH AS A CHILD. 1118 00:54:50,707 --> 00:54:54,127 MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES LOOK FORWARD TO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON 1119 00:54:54,210 --> 00:54:56,046 AND SEEM TO EMBRACE ALL OF IT. 1120 00:54:56,129 --> 00:55:00,050 SO WHY WAS I DREADING IT MORE AND MORE WITH EACH PASSING YEAR? 1121 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,056 SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE NEW GUY? 1122 00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:08,892 MR. JOHNSON. HE'S A LOVELY MAN. 1123 00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:10,393 YOU'RE GONNA REALLY LIKE HIM. 1124 00:55:10,477 --> 00:55:12,187 CONSCIENTIOUS WORKER. HE'S GOT KIDS TOO. 1125 00:55:12,270 --> 00:55:14,064 TERRIFIC. WE CAN USE THE HELP. 1126 00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:16,858 BUT HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE? 1127 00:55:16,941 --> 00:55:18,860 NO, JACK. LOOK, 1128 00:55:18,943 --> 00:55:22,072 THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HAPPEN FOR JEN AND ME. 1129 00:55:22,155 --> 00:55:26,242 WHOA! WHOA, OKAY! DETAILS, PLEASE. 1130 00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:28,244 OKAY, SO WE'RE AT THE JOHNSON HOUSE 1131 00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:29,608 AND MRS. JOHNSON... LOVELY WOMAN, 1132 00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:32,332 BUT SHE COMPLETELY BURNED THE TURKEY. 1133 00:55:32,415 --> 00:55:34,709 AND I REVERSE-COOKED IT AND IT WAS PERFECT. 1134 00:55:34,793 --> 00:55:38,505 YOU WHAT... WHAT? 1135 00:55:38,588 --> 00:55:40,548 I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. 1136 00:55:40,632 --> 00:55:43,051 THEY COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY PRESENTS FOR THE KIDS THIS YEAR. 1137 00:55:43,134 --> 00:55:45,053 AND? 1138 00:55:45,136 --> 00:55:48,765 I DID WHAT ONLY DAD CAN DO. 1139 00:55:48,848 --> 00:55:50,058 YOU? 1140 00:55:50,141 --> 00:55:52,102 YES. 1141 00:55:52,185 --> 00:55:53,937 I GENERATED PRESENTS. 1142 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:57,458 YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! 1143 00:55:57,482 --> 00:55:59,609 YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! OH, MAN! 1144 00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:01,736 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1145 00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:03,571 BUT HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF HER? 1146 00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:05,073 NO, IT'S TOTALLY BECAUSE OF HER! 1147 00:56:05,156 --> 00:56:08,702 I KNOW IT, JACK. JACK, SHE'S THE REAL DEAL. 1148 00:56:08,785 --> 00:56:10,745 YOU BETTER BE RIGHT THIS TIME, CHRIS. 1149 00:56:10,829 --> 00:56:13,915 YOUR DAD, HE JUST CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. 1150 00:56:13,998 --> 00:56:16,084 I KNOW, AND I AM RIGHT. 1151 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:19,754 YOU WOULD SEE IT TOO IF YOU JUST GOT A CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH HER. 1152 00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:22,090 WHY DON'T YOU MEET UP WITH US TOMORROW NIGHT? 1153 00:56:22,173 --> 00:56:25,301 OKAY, TOMORROW NIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE. 1154 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,762 IF SHE'S NOT THE ONE, 1155 00:56:27,846 --> 00:56:31,307 THEN YOU WILL HAVE NO TIME LEFT TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE. 1156 00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:37,105 WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED ANY MORE TIME. TRUST ME. 1157 00:56:37,188 --> 00:56:41,234 [GROANS] YOU'RE KILLING ME. 1158 00:56:43,653 --> 00:56:45,780 [GERTRUDE] I ONLY HAVE ONE ITEM ON MY WISH LIST 1159 00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:49,325 AND I DON'T THINK IT'S IN THE CARDS FOR ME THIS YEAR. MAYBE NEXT. 1160 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:52,662 GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT. 1161 00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:58,418 WHOEVER MADE UP THAT NONSENSE MUST ENJOY WATCHING PAINT DRY. 1162 00:56:58,501 --> 00:57:00,962 EVERYBODY, PLEASE, UH, 1163 00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:03,131 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 1164 00:57:03,214 --> 00:57:05,925 AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, UH, 1165 00:57:06,009 --> 00:57:09,012 I LOST MY WIFE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO. 1166 00:57:09,095 --> 00:57:14,976 AND, WELL, I FOUND IT A VERY DIFFICULT TIME TO GET THROUGH. 1167 00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:19,147 FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF, I DECIDED THEN AND THERE 1168 00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:24,027 THAT NEXT CHRISTMAS WAS GOING TO BE A WHOLE LOT HAPPIER. 1169 00:57:24,110 --> 00:57:27,447 AND ONCE I HAD OPENED MYSELF UP 1170 00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:29,866 TO THE POSSIBILITY OF LOVE, 1171 00:57:29,949 --> 00:57:34,454 I SUDDENLY SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY IN A WHILE NEW LIGHT. 1172 00:57:34,537 --> 00:57:36,373 WHAT, THE OVERHEAD FLUORESCENTS? 1173 00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:37,665 [ALL CHUCKLING] 1174 00:57:37,749 --> 00:57:40,543 NO, MY DEAR. AS I WAS SAYING, 1175 00:57:40,627 --> 00:57:43,838 GERTRUDE HAS BEEN THE SOCIETY PAGE REPORTER 1176 00:57:43,922 --> 00:57:45,840 FOR OVER 30 YEARS. 1177 00:57:45,924 --> 00:57:50,470 AND I WANTED TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ANNOUNCE 1178 00:57:50,553 --> 00:57:52,514 THAT FOR THE LAST EIGHT MONTHS 1179 00:57:52,597 --> 00:57:55,183 SHE'S ALSO BEEN MY SECRET SWEETHEART. 1180 00:57:55,266 --> 00:57:57,894 HEAR HEAR! 1181 00:57:57,977 --> 00:58:01,064 MY GOD, SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED SURPRISED! 1182 00:58:01,147 --> 00:58:04,859 I THOUGHT IT WAS THE WORLD'S WORST-KEPT SECRET. 1183 00:58:04,943 --> 00:58:08,905 NOW, THIS NEXT PART NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT, 1184 00:58:08,988 --> 00:58:11,032 INCLUDING YOU. 1185 00:58:11,116 --> 00:58:12,909 SO, LET'S GET ON WITH IT. 1186 00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:16,871 GERTRUDE, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1187 00:58:16,955 --> 00:58:18,248 YES! 1188 00:58:18,331 --> 00:58:19,541 YOU BET I WILL! 1189 00:58:27,298 --> 00:58:28,758 YES! YES! 1190 00:58:28,842 --> 00:58:30,385 THERE WE GO. OH! 1191 00:58:32,637 --> 00:58:34,556 [WORKERS OOH AND AWW] 1192 00:58:35,974 --> 00:58:39,269 ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. LET'S ENJOY SOME PUNCH! 1193 00:58:39,352 --> 00:58:40,687 ROBBINS. 1194 00:58:40,770 --> 00:58:41,770 YES, MARTIN? 1195 00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:43,940 I MUST SAY I WAS SURPRISED. 1196 00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:45,066 BY... 1197 00:58:46,151 --> 00:58:47,336 YOUR ARTICLE ON THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 1198 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,571 OH. WHAT WERE YOU SURPRISED ABOUT? 1199 00:58:49,654 --> 00:58:54,075 IT WAS SO OPTIMISTIC AND HOPEFUL. 1200 00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:56,202 NOT AT ALL LIKE YOU. 1201 00:58:56,286 --> 00:58:57,954 GEE, THANKS! 1202 00:58:58,038 --> 00:59:01,791 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE SANTA WAS RUBBING OFF ON ME. 1203 00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:04,586 I LIKE IT. 1204 00:59:04,669 --> 00:59:06,087 SO WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 1205 00:59:06,171 --> 00:59:07,630 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1206 00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:10,050 THE LAST TIME WE TALKED YOU WERE HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK. 1207 00:59:10,133 --> 00:59:11,301 HOW'D YOU SHAKE IT? 1208 00:59:11,384 --> 00:59:13,428 OH. I DON'T KNOW. I UH, 1209 00:59:13,511 --> 00:59:15,889 I JUST STOPPED FIGHTING IT, I GUESS. 1210 00:59:15,972 --> 00:59:17,766 FIGHTING WHAT? 1211 00:59:17,849 --> 00:59:20,226 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE WRITING A PIECE ON THE SPIRIT, 1212 00:59:20,310 --> 00:59:21,936 IT HELPS IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT. 1213 00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:25,732 AREN'T WE AS JOURNALISTS SUPPOSED TO BE OBJECTIVE OBSERVERS? 1214 00:59:25,815 --> 00:59:29,444 HMM. EVERY PIECE HAS ITS OWN POINT OF VIEW. 1215 00:59:29,527 --> 00:59:32,739 I CAN'T QUITE FIGURE YOU OUT. 1216 00:59:32,822 --> 00:59:35,784 WHAT MAKES ME SO MYSTERIOUS? 1217 00:59:35,867 --> 00:59:39,788 DON'T YOU EVER DREAM OF WRITING MORE THAN JUST HUMAN INTEREST STORIES? 1218 00:59:39,871 --> 00:59:45,418 YOU'RE SMART, SAVVY, ATTRACTIVE. 1219 00:59:45,502 --> 00:59:46,562 YOU COULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 1220 00:59:46,586 --> 00:59:48,296 LIKE WHAT? 1221 00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:52,175 LIKE YOU COULD BE REPORTING ON WOMEN'S RIGHTS IN AFGHANISTAN 1222 00:59:52,258 --> 00:59:55,512 OR BE IN SWITZERLAND COVERING THE FINANCIAL CRISIS. 1223 00:59:55,595 --> 00:59:58,014 YOU COULD BE ANCHORING AT A MAJOR NEWS CHANNEL 1224 00:59:58,098 --> 01:00:00,517 DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 1225 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,688 OH. LIKE, WHAT I'M DOING IS NOT IMPORTANT. 1226 01:00:04,771 --> 01:00:07,273 NO, I'M SORRY. THAT... 1227 01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:08,650 THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 1228 01:00:08,733 --> 01:00:10,985 WHAT I MEANT TO ASK IS THIS... 1229 01:00:11,069 --> 01:00:12,696 IF YOU EVER GET THE ITCH TO WRITE A STORY 1230 01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:14,364 WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE MEAT ON THE BONE, 1231 01:00:14,447 --> 01:00:16,550 I COULD TEACH YOU THE ROPES OF INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING. 1232 01:00:16,574 --> 01:00:18,451 YOU'D BE GREAT AT IT. 1233 01:00:18,535 --> 01:00:20,453 HECK, WE'D MAKE A REALLY GOOD TEAM, 1234 01:00:20,537 --> 01:00:22,455 KNOCK THIS TOWN ON ITS EAR. 1235 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:24,874 I'LL ADMIT THAT SOUNDS TEMPTING. 1236 01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:28,670 WELL, NO PRESSURE. I'M HERE WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, 1237 01:00:28,753 --> 01:00:30,171 SO JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 1238 01:00:30,255 --> 01:00:32,841 OKAY. 1239 01:00:32,924 --> 01:00:34,509 THANK YOU. 1240 01:00:35,552 --> 01:00:36,720 THANK YOU. 1241 01:00:40,390 --> 01:00:42,350 SUZIE, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! 1242 01:00:42,434 --> 01:00:44,352 I KNOW! I'M SO EXCITED! 1243 01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:48,064 WHOA! HO HO HO! 1244 01:00:48,148 --> 01:00:49,691 ALL RIGHT, THANKS, SUZE. 1245 01:00:49,774 --> 01:00:52,152 I'M JUST GONNA GET HIM TO BED BEFORE I GO TO... 1246 01:00:52,235 --> 01:00:53,403 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT! 1247 01:00:53,486 --> 01:00:55,030 GOOD NIGHT! 1248 01:00:55,113 --> 01:00:56,113 SANTA'S COMING! 1249 01:00:56,156 --> 01:00:57,157 YAY! 1250 01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,366 WHOO! 1251 01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:01,703 IF SANTA'S GOING WITH YOU, THEN 1252 01:01:01,786 --> 01:01:03,872 HOW WILL HE DELIVER EVERYBODY'S TOYS? 1253 01:01:03,955 --> 01:01:09,377 OH. WELL, YOU KNOW SANTA DOESN'T DELIVER EVERYBODY'S PRESENTS 1254 01:01:09,461 --> 01:01:11,546 UNTIL EVERYONE IS SOUND ASLEEP. 1255 01:01:11,629 --> 01:01:13,256 AND WE'LL BE HOME LONG BEFORE THAT. 1256 01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:18,345 UM, HONEY, I WAS MEANING TO ASK YOU, 1257 01:01:18,428 --> 01:01:19,846 WHAT? 1258 01:01:19,929 --> 01:01:22,098 WHAT IF SANTA DOESN'T BRING A MIKE MAXIM? 1259 01:01:22,182 --> 01:01:25,393 BUT HE'S BRINGING ONE TONIGHT. HE SAID SO. 1260 01:01:25,477 --> 01:01:30,231 RIGHT, BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM FOR EVERYONE? 1261 01:01:30,315 --> 01:01:34,110 YOU MEAN ANOTHER KID WOULDN'T GET ONE IF I DID? 1262 01:01:34,194 --> 01:01:36,946 SURE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1263 01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:39,532 I GUESS HE WOULD BRING ME SOMETHING ELSE, HMM? 1264 01:01:39,616 --> 01:01:42,077 YES, OF COURSE HE WOULD. 1265 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,621 OKAY. 1266 01:01:48,124 --> 01:01:49,959 CHRIS! 1267 01:01:50,043 --> 01:01:51,961 COME ON IN. OH, THANKS. 1268 01:01:52,045 --> 01:01:56,549 WOW, YOU LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT SINCE I LAST SAW YOU. 1269 01:01:56,633 --> 01:01:59,427 OH, YEAH. AND YOU GOT REALLY CUTE. 1270 01:01:59,511 --> 01:02:03,723 JEN'S JUST PUTTING ERIC TO BED. SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE, 1271 01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:05,767 SO JUST COME ON IN. 1272 01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:08,395 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHEREVER. 1273 01:02:08,478 --> 01:02:10,105 CAN SANTA TUCK ME IN? 1274 01:02:10,188 --> 01:02:12,941 I'LL GO ASK. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 1275 01:02:13,024 --> 01:02:14,317 GOOD NIGHT. 1276 01:02:14,401 --> 01:02:15,443 I LOVE YOU. 1277 01:02:15,527 --> 01:02:16,778 I LOVE YOU TOO. 1278 01:02:18,613 --> 01:02:20,281 OH! HI. 1279 01:02:20,365 --> 01:02:22,659 HE WAS JUST ASKING IF YOU'D TUCK HIM IN. 1280 01:02:22,742 --> 01:02:23,660 HI, SANTA! 1281 01:02:23,743 --> 01:02:24,911 HEY, BUDDY! 1282 01:02:24,994 --> 01:02:27,497 YES, OF COURSE. I'D LOVE TO. 1283 01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:29,791 I'LL GO ET MY THINGS AND I'LL MEET YOU BY THE DOOR. 1284 01:02:29,874 --> 01:02:32,669 OKAY. BRING SOMETHING WARM, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE KIND OF CHILLY. 1285 01:02:32,752 --> 01:02:34,796 OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. I LOVE YOU. 1286 01:02:34,879 --> 01:02:36,297 I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM. 1287 01:02:39,217 --> 01:02:41,803 HEY, BUDDY! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1288 01:02:41,886 --> 01:02:43,263 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! 1289 01:02:43,346 --> 01:02:44,514 YOU ALL READY FOR BED? 1290 01:02:44,597 --> 01:02:46,683 YEAH. UH, SANTA, 1291 01:02:46,766 --> 01:02:48,768 CAN I ASK YOU FOR ONE MORE THING FOR CHRISTMAS 1292 01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:50,645 OR IS IT TOO LATE? 1293 01:02:50,729 --> 01:02:54,607 NO, I THINK THAT'D BE OKAY. WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO WISH FOR? 1294 01:02:54,691 --> 01:02:57,944 SEE, THE THING I REALLY REALLY WANT... 1295 01:02:58,028 --> 01:02:59,654 YES? 1296 01:02:59,738 --> 01:03:01,865 IS FOR MY MOM TO BE HAPPY. 1297 01:03:06,036 --> 01:03:08,830 UM, YOU DON'T THINK YOUR MOM'S HAPPY? 1298 01:03:08,913 --> 01:03:12,542 I GUESS SHE'S HAPPY. IT'S JUST THAT... 1299 01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:14,169 WHAT IS IT, BUDDY? 1300 01:03:14,252 --> 01:03:17,630 MY DAD WENT AWAY BEFORE I CAN REMEMBER. 1301 01:03:17,714 --> 01:03:20,884 OH, I KNOW. 1302 01:03:20,967 --> 01:03:23,845 I JUST THINK SHE'S LONELY SOMETIMES. 1303 01:03:23,928 --> 01:03:27,182 YEAH, BUT SHE'S GOT YOU. 1304 01:03:27,265 --> 01:03:29,309 AND SHE'S GOT SUZIE, 1305 01:03:29,392 --> 01:03:32,228 AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS AND THE PEOPLE SHE WORKS WITH. 1306 01:03:32,312 --> 01:03:35,565 YEAH, BUT, 1307 01:03:35,648 --> 01:03:38,193 I JUST WANT HER TO... YOU KNOW... 1308 01:03:38,276 --> 01:03:41,154 YOU MEAN FALL IN LOVE WITH THE RIGHT GUY? 1309 01:03:41,237 --> 01:03:44,532 YEAH. AND... 1310 01:03:44,616 --> 01:03:46,910 YOU ALWAYS COME THROUGH. 1311 01:03:48,578 --> 01:03:50,538 I'LL DO MY BEST. 1312 01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:51,998 OKAY. 1313 01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:54,376 ARE WE REALLY GONNA MAKE IT? 1314 01:03:54,459 --> 01:03:56,419 YEAH, COMPLETELY. 1315 01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:59,714 SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1316 01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:01,091 IT'S A SURPRISE. 1317 01:04:01,174 --> 01:04:04,886 OOH. WELL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET ME KNOW 1318 01:04:04,969 --> 01:04:06,429 SO I CAN GET US THERE. 1319 01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:07,764 OH YEAH. YEAH, I'M THE CO-PILOT, 1320 01:04:07,847 --> 01:04:09,432 SO YOU JUST LEAVE THAT TO ME. 1321 01:04:09,516 --> 01:04:10,892 OKAY. 1322 01:04:12,769 --> 01:04:15,105 [CHRIS LAUGHING] 1323 01:04:32,455 --> 01:04:37,127 OH! I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN SO MANY YEARS! 1324 01:04:37,210 --> 01:04:41,965 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I USED TO DREAM OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS 1325 01:04:42,048 --> 01:04:43,466 AND OF COURSE IT WOULD NEVER SNOW. 1326 01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:44,830 BUT THIS WAS THE NEXT BEST THING. 1327 01:04:44,884 --> 01:04:46,428 IT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO, 1328 01:04:46,511 --> 01:04:48,263 TO COME ON CHRISTMAS EVE... 1329 01:04:49,806 --> 01:04:51,933 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 1330 01:04:52,017 --> 01:04:55,395 UH, GOOD GUESS? 1331 01:04:57,147 --> 01:04:59,733 WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO ON THE ICE! 1332 01:05:58,875 --> 01:06:02,837 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS PLACE HAS HARDLY CHANGED AT ALL. 1333 01:06:02,921 --> 01:06:05,465 IT'S ALL PART OF THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. 1334 01:06:07,884 --> 01:06:10,136 YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE, DO YOU? 1335 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:14,849 I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE ANYMORE. 1336 01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:19,396 JEN, IT BROUGHT US TOGETHER, DIDN'T IT? 1337 01:06:19,479 --> 01:06:20,814 YEAH. 1338 01:06:20,897 --> 01:06:22,249 AND LOOK WHAT THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS 1339 01:06:22,273 --> 01:06:25,068 IS DOING ALL AROUND US, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 1340 01:06:25,151 --> 01:06:29,572 OKAY, YOU SEE THIS YOUNG COUPLE RIGHT HERE? 1341 01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:31,908 YEAH? 1342 01:06:31,991 --> 01:06:35,078 THAT YOUNG MAN, HE HAS A RING IN HIS POCKET. 1343 01:06:35,161 --> 01:06:38,081 IN A LITTLE WHILE HE'S GONNA GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE 1344 01:06:38,164 --> 01:06:40,917 AND HE'S GONNA ASK HIS GIRL TO MARRY HIM. 1345 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:45,255 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT? 1346 01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:48,049 OKAY, YES, YOUR INTUITION IS OFF THE CHARTS, 1347 01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:50,385 BUT YOU'RE NOT A MIND READER, ARE YOU? 1348 01:06:50,468 --> 01:06:52,053 ARE YOU? 1349 01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:53,430 WELL, I AM SANTA'S SON. 1350 01:06:53,513 --> 01:06:57,934 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD ALMOST BELIEVE THAT. 1351 01:06:58,018 --> 01:07:01,021 I'VE NEVER KNOWN A GROWN MAN TO BE QUITE SO INTO CHRISTMAS BEFORE. 1352 01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:04,399 LOOK, JEN, I'M LEAVING FOR THE NORTH POLE 1353 01:07:04,482 --> 01:07:06,335 TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT AND I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME. 1354 01:07:06,359 --> 01:07:08,695 AND YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOFY SENSE OF HUMOR. 1355 01:07:08,778 --> 01:07:12,574 I REALLY LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU. 1356 01:07:12,657 --> 01:07:18,079 IN FACT, I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1357 01:07:18,163 --> 01:07:21,291 OH, JEN, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO. 1358 01:07:21,374 --> 01:07:23,352 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. I LOVE YOU. 1359 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:25,628 I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE ERIC TOO. 1360 01:07:25,712 --> 01:07:27,922 I WANT YOU BOTH TO COME WITH ME 1361 01:07:28,006 --> 01:07:29,632 BECAUSE YOU SEE, JEN, 1362 01:07:29,716 --> 01:07:32,635 YOU'VE MADE ME READY. 1363 01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:36,139 YOU'VE MADE ME READY TO FINALLY TAKE OVER FOR MY DAD 1364 01:07:36,222 --> 01:07:38,933 AND BECOME SANTA MYSELF SO CHRISTMAS COULD CONTINUE. 1365 01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:42,937 I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE LONELY AT THE POLE, OKAY, 1366 01:07:43,021 --> 01:07:47,650 BUT I READ A LOT, AND I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH THE ELVES IN THE WORKSHOP. 1367 01:07:47,734 --> 01:07:49,819 AND MY DAD... SANTA, THAT IS... 1368 01:07:49,903 --> 01:07:53,615 HE TAUGHT NE ALL ABOUT THE DIFFERENT LOCAL TRADITIONS FOR CHRISTMAS... 1369 01:07:54,866 --> 01:07:56,826 JEN, ARE YOU OKAY? 1370 01:07:56,910 --> 01:07:59,996 UM... 1371 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,415 I'M FEELING A LITTLE QUEASY. 1372 01:08:02,499 --> 01:08:04,834 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU? 1373 01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:07,420 DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE? 1374 01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:09,464 YES. 1375 01:08:09,547 --> 01:08:12,175 YES, I THINK I SHOULD LEAVE. 1376 01:08:12,258 --> 01:08:15,011 SUZIE CAN'T STAY THAT LATE ANYWAYS. 1377 01:08:20,725 --> 01:08:23,144 JEN, WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG? 1378 01:08:23,228 --> 01:08:25,355 I'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 1379 01:08:25,438 --> 01:08:28,191 I'VE WASTED MY TIME ON ANOTHER GUY WHO CAN'T GROW UP, 1380 01:08:28,274 --> 01:08:30,193 WHO THINKS HE'S THE FRICKIN' SON OF SANTA CLAUS. 1381 01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:33,113 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? 1382 01:08:33,196 --> 01:08:36,199 YOU! YOU'RE DELUSIONAL! YOU'RE A FRAUD! 1383 01:08:36,282 --> 01:08:38,868 NO, JEN. NO, IT'S THE TRUTH. 1384 01:08:38,952 --> 01:08:40,161 CAN'T YOU JUST SEE THAT? 1385 01:08:40,245 --> 01:08:41,871 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ERIC? 1386 01:08:41,955 --> 01:08:43,540 THE TRUTH! 1387 01:08:47,419 --> 01:08:48,628 JEN. 1388 01:09:20,785 --> 01:09:22,495 FINALLY I GET TO MEET HER! 1389 01:09:22,579 --> 01:09:26,207 I REALLY HOPE THINGS ARE GOING AS WELL AS YOU SAID THEY ARE. 1390 01:09:28,084 --> 01:09:29,210 I BLEW IT. 1391 01:09:31,421 --> 01:09:33,506 SHE WAS THE ONE AND I BLEW IT. 1392 01:09:38,428 --> 01:09:42,349 HEY, OKAY, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. COME ON. 1393 01:09:42,432 --> 01:09:45,060 COME ON, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 1394 01:10:19,636 --> 01:10:20,887 [SAM] HELLO? 1395 01:10:20,970 --> 01:10:22,931 HEY, UM, IT'S JEN. 1396 01:10:23,014 --> 01:10:26,309 HEY. WHAT'S WRONG? 1397 01:10:26,393 --> 01:10:30,105 WELL, UM, WE NEED TO TALK. 1398 01:10:30,188 --> 01:10:32,899 THAT SOUNDS LOADED. 1399 01:10:32,982 --> 01:10:36,945 YEAH, I KNOW IT'S LATE, AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, 1400 01:10:37,028 --> 01:10:41,825 BUT WOULD YOU MIND MEETING ME FOR A DRINK, PLEASE? 1401 01:10:41,908 --> 01:10:44,327 I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO THIS FACE TO FACE. 1402 01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:48,331 OKAY, SURE. OUR USUAL HANGOUT? 15 MINUTES? 1403 01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:51,793 OKAY. YES. I'M ON MY WAY. 1404 01:10:51,876 --> 01:10:55,505 SO, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 1405 01:10:55,588 --> 01:10:59,175 UH, WELL, 1406 01:10:59,259 --> 01:11:03,304 UM, BEING A SINGLE PARENT 1407 01:11:03,388 --> 01:11:05,849 IS SOMETHING THAT I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY. 1408 01:11:05,932 --> 01:11:07,183 I ADMIRE THAT ABOUT YOU. 1409 01:11:07,267 --> 01:11:10,854 THANK YOU. AND I'M VERY PROUD OF MY SON 1410 01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:14,024 AND I'M PROUD OF THE JOB I'VE DONE RAISING HIM ON MY OWN. 1411 01:11:14,107 --> 01:11:19,029 THAT BEING SAID, I WOULD, YOU KNOW, UH... 1412 01:11:19,112 --> 01:11:20,589 IF I FOUND SOMEONE, THE RIGHT PERSON... 1413 01:11:20,613 --> 01:11:24,868 WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MAN IN MY LIFE. 1414 01:11:24,951 --> 01:11:29,831 I THINK THAT'S GREAT. YOU DESERVE IT. 1415 01:11:29,914 --> 01:11:32,876 OKAY. THE PROBLEM IS THAT, UH, 1416 01:11:32,959 --> 01:11:35,545 WHEN I'M DATING SOMEONE AND THINGS START TO CLICK, 1417 01:11:35,628 --> 01:11:37,213 I CAN'T JUST THINK ABOUT MYSELF. 1418 01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:39,507 I HAVE TO CONSIDER WHETHER OR NOT THIS PERSON 1419 01:11:39,591 --> 01:11:42,510 WOULD BE RIGHT FOR MY SON AS WELL. 1420 01:11:42,594 --> 01:11:44,262 OF COURSE. 1421 01:11:44,346 --> 01:11:49,976 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, ABSOLUTELY. 1422 01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:55,732 BUT I HOPE YOU WEREN'T THINKING, WELL, US, 1423 01:11:55,815 --> 01:11:58,526 LIKE YOU AND ME. 1424 01:11:58,610 --> 01:12:00,403 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 1425 01:12:00,487 --> 01:12:03,031 THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE TO FIND OUT. 1426 01:12:03,114 --> 01:12:07,702 JEN YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN. 1427 01:12:07,786 --> 01:12:12,415 I'M JUST REALLY NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN. 1428 01:12:12,499 --> 01:12:14,834 I'M JUST NOT THAT GUY. 1429 01:12:20,298 --> 01:12:22,092 THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST. 1430 01:12:22,175 --> 01:12:25,762 COULDN'T WE KEEP IT THE WAY IT IS? 1431 01:12:25,845 --> 01:12:27,847 CASUAL, NO STRINGS ATTACHED? 1432 01:12:30,892 --> 01:12:34,354 NO. IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 1433 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:37,440 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE. 1434 01:12:41,277 --> 01:12:44,864 PLEASE DON'T GO. 1435 01:12:46,783 --> 01:12:48,576 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SAM. 1436 01:12:49,953 --> 01:12:51,454 JEN... 1437 01:13:07,095 --> 01:13:12,058 HI! JEN, THIS ARTICLE YOU WROTE IS SO BEAUTIFUL! 1438 01:13:12,142 --> 01:13:13,309 HOW WAS THE DATE? 1439 01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:17,439 WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 1440 01:13:17,522 --> 01:13:21,651 HE'S NOT THE ONE, NO MORE THAN SAM IS. 1441 01:13:21,735 --> 01:13:23,820 YOU MEAN CHRIS? 1442 01:13:23,903 --> 01:13:28,116 HE WANTS US TO GO WITH HIM TO THE NORTH POLE. 1443 01:13:28,199 --> 01:13:29,993 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1444 01:13:30,076 --> 01:13:31,995 HE LOVES ME AND ERIC. 1445 01:13:32,078 --> 01:13:35,623 AND TONIGHT HE WANTS US TO GO HOME WITH HIM TO THE NORTH POLE 1446 01:13:35,707 --> 01:13:37,834 TO LIVE THERE WITH SANTA, HIS DAD, 1447 01:13:37,917 --> 01:13:41,796 AND I GUESS MRS. CLAUS AND THE ELVES, AND THE REINDEER... 1448 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,799 OH, HE'S JUST JOKING. HE'S GOT THAT QUIRKY SENSE OF HUMOR. 1449 01:13:44,883 --> 01:13:47,344 NO HE'S NOT. HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND. 1450 01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:52,140 NO. I MET HIM. HE'S NOT CRAZY. TRUST ME, I KNOW CRAZY. HE'S NOT ONE OF THOSE. 1451 01:13:52,223 --> 01:13:55,310 I SAW IT IN HIS EYES. 1452 01:13:55,393 --> 01:13:58,146 HE BELIEVED EVERY WORD THAT HE WAS SAYING. 1453 01:13:58,229 --> 01:14:00,690 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS. 1454 01:14:00,774 --> 01:14:03,360 WHAT DID YOU DO? 1455 01:14:03,443 --> 01:14:05,779 I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM, SUZIE! 1456 01:14:05,862 --> 01:14:10,158 I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE ME AND BE A FATHER TO MY SON. 1457 01:14:10,241 --> 01:14:13,328 I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! 1458 01:14:13,411 --> 01:14:15,830 I JUST WANTED A SWEET, BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS 1459 01:14:15,914 --> 01:14:18,667 FOR THAT WONDERFUL LITTLE BOY IN THERE 1460 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:22,671 AND NOW I'VE GIVEN HIM ONE THAT WILL MAKE HIM MISERABLE! 1461 01:14:22,754 --> 01:14:26,299 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ERIC WHEN HE NEVER SEES CHRIS AGAIN? 1462 01:14:26,383 --> 01:14:28,677 OH, HONEY. 1463 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:32,013 AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MIKE MAXIM ACTION FIGURE! 1464 01:14:32,097 --> 01:14:34,683 I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE! 1465 01:14:34,766 --> 01:14:37,560 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NOT AT ALL. 1466 01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:40,397 I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED. 1467 01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:44,192 YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 1468 01:14:44,275 --> 01:14:47,570 I HAVE TO BE. FOR ERIC. 1469 01:14:47,654 --> 01:14:49,364 IT'S CHRISTMAS TOMORROW. 1470 01:14:49,447 --> 01:14:53,243 YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL BETTER IN THE MORNING, I PROMISE. 1471 01:14:55,787 --> 01:14:57,747 I'M GONNA HEAD OUT NOW. OKAY. 1472 01:14:57,831 --> 01:14:59,207 BUT I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, OKAY? 1473 01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:01,001 YEAH. 1474 01:15:02,377 --> 01:15:03,670 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. 1475 01:15:03,753 --> 01:15:05,255 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU. 1476 01:15:05,338 --> 01:15:07,674 ME EITHER. 1477 01:15:07,757 --> 01:15:09,217 BECAUSE I'M AWESOME. 1478 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:12,721 SEE, YOU'RE SMILING. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 1479 01:15:15,974 --> 01:15:19,060 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1480 01:15:36,453 --> 01:15:37,787 ERIC? 1481 01:15:52,010 --> 01:15:55,805 WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE CHRIS IS THE REAL SANTA? 1482 01:15:55,889 --> 01:16:00,894 HONEY, CHRIS IS A GREAT SANTA. 1483 01:16:00,977 --> 01:16:05,148 I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HIM VERY MUCH. 1484 01:16:05,231 --> 01:16:06,900 I DO. 1485 01:16:08,943 --> 01:16:12,447 BUT CHRIS JUST PRETENDS TO BE SANTA 1486 01:16:12,530 --> 01:16:15,075 TO TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. 1487 01:16:16,951 --> 01:16:21,456 BECAUSE NOBODY EVER SEES THE REAL SANTA, RIGHT? 1488 01:16:21,539 --> 01:16:26,294 HE COMES WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP AND LEAVES BEFORE YOU WAKE UP. 1489 01:16:26,378 --> 01:16:30,340 AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT? 1490 01:16:30,423 --> 01:16:32,926 THEN HE WOULDN'T COME. 1491 01:16:33,009 --> 01:16:34,427 THAT'S RIGHT. 1492 01:16:34,511 --> 01:16:38,181 SO HOW COULD HE BE THE REAL SANTA? 1493 01:16:38,264 --> 01:16:41,434 BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN CHRIS, MOM. 1494 01:16:55,073 --> 01:16:58,493 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID IT AGAIN. 1495 01:16:58,576 --> 01:17:01,371 MAYBE I'M JUST A WASHOUT. 1496 01:17:03,873 --> 01:17:07,669 WELL, YOU GOT A HALF HOUR LEFT BEFORE IT'S MIDNIGHT. 1497 01:17:07,752 --> 01:17:12,382 WHO KNOWS? MAYBE A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN. 1498 01:17:14,551 --> 01:17:18,221 I JUST FELT SO VERY CLOSE TO HER, JACK. 1499 01:17:18,304 --> 01:17:20,890 IT WAS INCREDIBLE! 1500 01:17:20,974 --> 01:17:24,060 WHEN I WAS WITH HER I FELT POWER AND PEACE 1501 01:17:24,144 --> 01:17:27,564 AND EXCITEMENT AND LOVE ALL AT THE SAME TIME! 1502 01:17:29,065 --> 01:17:32,861 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR DAD SAID YOU WOULD FEEL 1503 01:17:32,944 --> 01:17:35,697 WHEN YOU MET THE RIGHT ONE. 1504 01:17:37,949 --> 01:17:40,910 SHE'S CHANGED YOU. YOU'VE CHANGED HER. 1505 01:17:40,994 --> 01:17:43,496 YOU'RE BOTH BETTER, STRONGER. 1506 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:45,665 YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING, CHRIS. 1507 01:17:45,749 --> 01:17:49,210 USE YOUR MAGIC. CHRISTMAS NEEDS YOU. 1508 01:17:49,294 --> 01:17:52,172 SHE NEEDS YOU. 1509 01:17:55,967 --> 01:17:59,054 MOM, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? 1510 01:17:59,137 --> 01:18:02,932 I DON'T KNOW. SANTA HASN'T COME YET, HONEY. 1511 01:18:07,771 --> 01:18:10,857 A PRESENT, SEE? AND IT'S FOR ME! 1512 01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:12,776 LOOK! 1513 01:18:12,859 --> 01:18:15,362 MAY I OPEN IT NOW, PLEASE? 1514 01:18:15,445 --> 01:18:17,030 UH, OF COURSE. 1515 01:18:22,786 --> 01:18:26,081 A MIKE MAXIM ACTION MAN! 1516 01:18:26,164 --> 01:18:28,792 I TOLD YOU SANTA WOULD BRING IT FOR ME! 1517 01:18:31,294 --> 01:18:33,922 OH, HONEY. YEAH! 1518 01:18:37,300 --> 01:18:40,220 THERE'S ANOTHER BOX! SEE? 1519 01:18:43,807 --> 01:18:45,266 AND IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT! 1520 01:18:47,310 --> 01:18:48,478 HUH. 1521 01:18:57,195 --> 01:18:58,488 OH MY GOSH. 1522 01:19:02,325 --> 01:19:04,160 WOW! 1523 01:19:09,457 --> 01:19:11,793 COME ON, WE HAVE TO GO. 1524 01:19:11,876 --> 01:19:15,130 WHERE ARE WE GOING? IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 1525 01:19:15,213 --> 01:19:16,214 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1526 01:19:16,297 --> 01:19:17,566 PUT YOUR SHOES ON. WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1527 01:19:17,590 --> 01:19:18,967 I'M GETTING YOUR JACKET. 1528 01:19:19,050 --> 01:19:21,011 I'VE GOT THE KEYS. YOU READY, BUDDY? 1529 01:19:21,094 --> 01:19:23,179 MOM, JUST TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING! 1530 01:19:23,263 --> 01:19:26,349 OKAY! OKAY! WE'RE GONNA GO SEE SANTA. 1531 01:19:26,433 --> 01:19:28,268 YAY! 1532 01:19:38,862 --> 01:19:40,989 [JEN] OH, IT'S SUZIE. 1533 01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:45,535 HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING AT THIS GODFORSAKEN HOUR? 1534 01:19:45,618 --> 01:19:47,620 THE NORTH POLE. WHAT? 1535 01:19:47,704 --> 01:19:49,873 OH, AND HERE, BEFORE I FORGET, 1536 01:19:49,956 --> 01:19:51,332 MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO YOU, 1537 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:54,502 WITH SINCERE BLESSINGS AND BEST WISHES. 1538 01:19:54,586 --> 01:19:55,503 OKAY. 1539 01:19:55,587 --> 01:19:56,880 BYE, SUZE. 1540 01:19:56,963 --> 01:19:58,631 BYE, SUZIE. I'LL MISS YOU! 1541 01:19:58,715 --> 01:20:00,675 BYE! 1542 01:20:04,387 --> 01:20:07,349 "SAM FRANKLIN." 1543 01:20:07,432 --> 01:20:10,477 [GASPS] SAM THE NEW GUY! 1544 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:13,646 OH! 1545 01:20:15,899 --> 01:20:19,569 IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. MAN, 1546 01:20:19,652 --> 01:20:23,239 I DON'T THINK THAT MIRACLE IS GOING TO PAN OUT, MY FRIEND. 1547 01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:26,242 I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I CAN, YOU KNOW? 1548 01:20:29,579 --> 01:20:33,249 IF SHE DOESN'T RESPOND, MAYBE IT'S JUST NOT MEANT TO BE. 1549 01:20:48,765 --> 01:20:54,104 NO! NOT RED! GREEN! TURN GREEN! 1550 01:20:54,187 --> 01:20:56,231 WHOA! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN SO FAST? 1551 01:20:56,314 --> 01:20:58,733 IT'S GREEN, MOM! JUST GO GO GO! 1552 01:20:58,817 --> 01:21:00,068 OKAY OKAY! 1553 01:21:10,161 --> 01:21:11,413 COME ON, MOM! 1554 01:21:51,536 --> 01:21:53,079 WE'RE TOO LATE! 1555 01:21:53,163 --> 01:21:55,498 THEY'VE ALREADY GONE! 1556 01:21:55,582 --> 01:21:57,167 OH! 1557 01:22:01,546 --> 01:22:03,757 I'M SORRY, BUDDY. 1558 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:42,796 MOM, WHO'S THAT OVER THERE? 1559 01:22:44,589 --> 01:22:46,716 IT'S SANTA! 1560 01:22:56,267 --> 01:22:58,478 CHRIS! HEY! 1561 01:22:58,561 --> 01:22:59,562 I BELIEVE! 1562 01:22:59,646 --> 01:23:01,356 NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON. 1563 01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:05,360 I BELIEVE IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AND I BELIEVE IN YOU! 1564 01:23:05,443 --> 01:23:08,822 EVERY YEAR FROM NOW ON I PROMISE TO SHOW YOU THE WONDER OF CHRISTMAS. 1565 01:23:08,905 --> 01:23:10,323 BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1566 01:23:10,407 --> 01:23:13,368 I FOUND MY STRENGTH IN YOU, JEN. 1567 01:23:13,451 --> 01:23:15,745 AND I FOUND IT IN YOU! 1568 01:23:31,261 --> 01:23:35,098 HEY, MOM, IT'S SNOWING! 1569 01:23:36,057 --> 01:23:38,101 [END MUSIC PLAYING] 1570 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,559 [MUSIC ENDS] 104103