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[opening theme song playing]
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♪ Chico,
don't be discouraged ♪
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♪ The Man he ain't so hard
to understand ♪
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♪ Chico, if you try now ♪
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♪ I know that you can lend
a helping hand ♪
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♪ Because there's good
in everyone ♪
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♪ And a new day has begun ♪
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♪ You can see the morning sun
if you try ♪
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♪ And I know
Things will be better ♪
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♪ Oh, yes, they will
for Chico and the Man ♪
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♪ Yes, they will
for Chico and the Man ♪
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[audience applauding]
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[music playing on radio]
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No matter how much
everybody hates Monday,
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it still shows up at the
beginning of the week.
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Does that thing have to be so loud?
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I can't hear you, Uncle Ed.
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The radio's too loud.
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Boy, I needed that.
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Where does he learn things like that?
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- Here.
- What?
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Try some.
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Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. [spits]
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How did you like it?
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It tastes like something
that came out of a cow.
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Hello everyone!
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- Eduardo. [kisses] Oh, my God. How are you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Are you leaving for your concert tour?
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Oh, no, no, I just cancel it.
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You cancelled it?
First it's on, then it's off,
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Then it's off then it's on.
Why are you so confused?
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- Me? Confused?
- Yeah.
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You are the one who doesn't know
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if I'm coming or going.
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It's very simple.
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I have a week off and
I desire to spend it
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with my favorite nephew, Raulito.
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- [kisses]
- You look good.
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Hey, where should I put my things?
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On the first boat back to Spain.
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Hey, hey, wait a minute.
You can't stay here.
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There's no place for you to sleep.
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Oh, I can always sleep on the floor.
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Oh, no, you can't.
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- Why not?
- Because if you roll over,
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you're liable to put a couple
of dents in the floor.
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- Then I sleep in the bed...
- Yeah.
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...and you sleep in the floor.
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No, you're not sleeping anywhere.
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There's no room for you.
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No vacancy. Catch on.
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Come on, Uncle Ed.
Can't she stay?
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Stay? What am I running here?
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A Sleep-in Taco Bell?
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Please.
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I don't want you to fight all the time.
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Oh, all right, all right, all right.
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I'll guarantee I won't fight with her.
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She can stay because I'm leaving.
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Whoopie! [chuckles]
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I'm going fishing for a couple of days.
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Oh, boy. I bet you will
catch a lot of fish.
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Well, how do you know?
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Because there will be a worm
on both ends of the pole.
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[laughs]
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Hey, hey, wait a minute.
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Where are you going with those bottles?
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I'm helping you pack.
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[kisses]
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[Charo] Hey!
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Hey. You got it.
You got it.
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- What is it, Aunt Charo?
- Wait until you see it.
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- This is beautiful.
- Let's sit it up here, Louie.
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- All right.
- [scats]
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Voila.
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Monsieur Brown Car Boutique.
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Isn't that terrific?
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I can just hardly wait
to see Ed's expression.
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Yeah, I hope it's better than
the one he went away with.
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What are you doing?
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I am trying to get that smell
of gasoline out of here.
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[laughs]
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The only way Ed Brown ever
got any fresh air in here
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was to let the air out of the tires.
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- Okay, Louie, there he comes.
- Here he comes.
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See, I told you he's going to like it.
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Like it? I hate it.
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I hate it! I hate it.
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Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.
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Hey, you, get that filthy
hat out of my clean floor.
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All of the cucaracha are
going to get dandruff.
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Why don't you take your cucarachas
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and go back to Spain?
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How do you like that?
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I go away for a few days
and come back here,
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can't find any tools, my tires.
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Why, it doesn't even
smell like a garage.
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[sniffing]
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- What is that?
- That's a very expensive perfume.
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I thought for sure you would like it.
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It's 12% alcohol.
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Yeah, Ed with a few more bucks,
you can get the other 88%.
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It is called Midnight in Madrid.
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It smells more like an
afternoon at the Stockyards.
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- Mr. Brown.
- Yeah.
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- I had it out to here with you.
- You have?
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I mean, I make this place beautiful.
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Before, it looked like
the shop hit the fan.
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Aunt Charo says all this is going to
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- improve your business.
- Improve my business?
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There won't be any business
with all this stuff in it,
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and nobody's going to come in...
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What is that?
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- This is a crystal chandelier.
- Yeah?
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Now people can come in here
and listen to you tinkle.
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- And what is this?
- Oh, my goodness.
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This is a portrait of a woman.
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Doesn't look that different.
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Different from what?
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All you women look like that
before you put your makeup on,
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Listen to who is talking.
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I am gonna tell you in English
what I think of you in Spanish.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Louie, we better get Raul out of here.
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Come on.
This is not for your ears.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Hold everything there.
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Why are you doing this to me?
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I am not doing it to you.
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I'm doing it for Raulito.
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I am going to build your business
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up from the ground down.
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I don't want to worry any
more about Raul future.
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You don't have to worry
about his future.
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This is America, where
opportunity knocks every day.
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Yeah. But the problem with you
is that you didn't listen
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to opportunities' knockers.
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I happen to know that opportunity
only knock it up once.
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Yeah?
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I am a very smart business woman.
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Yeah, but you're not a mechanic.
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Huh. There is nothing I
cannot do with a car.
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Is that so?
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I know there's one thing
you can't do with a car.
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- What?
- Slide under it.
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Listen, you huggy pack.
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I mean, I could run this place
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with my front tied behind my back.
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I'm gonna show you, okay?
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- Okay.
- Oh, no. No, no.
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Okay.
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How did you like my coverall?
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What did you say?
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How could you like my coverall?
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- Those are coveralls?
- Uh-huh.
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Why don't they cover something?
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- Hello.
- Uh... Hi.
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Uh, pardon me, but I
came to pick up my car.
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I had it towed here yesterday.
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What is your name?
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- Yamaguchi. Pat Yamaguchi.
- Yamaguchi.
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This is not a Spanish name, is it?
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No, it's Japanese.
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Oh, really?
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Listen, I'm very sorry
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about the way World War II worked out.
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Well, you win some, you
lose some, you know?
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Listen, um...
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[stutters] Don't I know
you from someplace?
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I don't think so.
I never have been there.
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[stuttering] No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, I know you.
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You're... Uh...
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Charo, of course.
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The flamenco guitarist, artist person.
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I knew... I'd recognize you anywhere.
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Well, a lot of people recognize me.
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This is probably because
I look so much like me.
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Yeah.
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Listen, Charo, I happen to own
a nightclub here in town,
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and I would love to
have you appear there.
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- You want me?
- Yeah.
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- To work there?
- Mm-hmm.
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Me? Charo... [kisses]
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A serious classical
artist who had appeared
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in concert hall around the world?
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- Yeah.
- You expect me to go work
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in some cheap donkey honk?
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Mr. Manggachuchi.
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- Hey, Yamaguchi.
- That's what I said.
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You are cuckoo.
[speaks Spanish]
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Forget it, Forget it.
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Lucky thing for you that I
take care of your car.
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I fix it.
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You fixed... What do you
mean you fixed it?
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Sure. What do you think,
it got well by itself?
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I'll tell you what I do.
I took all of the part,
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I put it in, I take it out.
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It's like a [speaks Spanish]
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[speaks Spanish]
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Why don't you tell that to him?
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Okay. [speaks Japanese]
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- [chuckles]
- [speaks Japanese]
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- [speaks Japanese]
- Oh.
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- [speaks Japanese]
- Oh, good. I'm glad you did.
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- Gasoline. Gasoline. Gasoline.
- Gasoline.
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[chuckles] Well, I don't speak
Japanese too good, lady,
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but, uh, I hope that means you
put in premium gasoline.
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Oh, no. You shouldn't use
premium gasoline in this car.
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- No. You should use regular.
- Regular.
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That way, your car will never
suffer from irregularity.
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Thank you, lady. Listen, Charo,
in case you change your mind
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about appearing at the
club, this is my card.
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And I'll make it worth your while.
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- Not a chance.
- Yeah. Well, I'll make it worth your while
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if you take her out of this garage.
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- Oh...
- [Yamaguchi chuckles]
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- Got it.
- Enjoy.
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- Bye-bye.
- Look at it. Look.
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[engine sputtering]
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Look.
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[car parts clattering]
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[car parts clattering]
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[yells] My... My car.
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Who's gonna pay for this?
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Huh? Who's gonna pay for this?
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Who's gonna pay for this?
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Well, there you are.
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When I open in your club?
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Would you want me to sing?
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Or would you like me to dance?
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Oh. Well, you can...
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[car parts clattering]
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I do both.
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Uncle Ed, hi.
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Why do you mean "hi"?
You realize what time it is?
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Where have you been?
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I was at the nightclub
watching Aunt Charo work.
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Boy, can she play that guitar?
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[scats]
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I really had a good time.
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A nightclub is no place for a kid.
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You want to wind up a 12-year-old
wino on Sesame Street?
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But I wasn't drinking.
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Then how could you ever
have a good time?
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You're just mad because
I like Aunt Charo.
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No, it's not that at all.
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There's nothing about it.
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What will the neighbors think?
You hanging around nightclubs,
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rolling in at seven, eight
o'clock in the evening,
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reeking of Shirley Temples?
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I sure wish you'd come with me
tomorrow night to see Aunt Charo.
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I don't want to see your Aunt Charo,
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I don't want to hear
about your Aunt Charo,
253
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and I don't want to talk
about your Aunt Charo.
254
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,244
And I'm not going with you
to see her tomorrow night.
255
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,203
Got it?
256
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,497
Okay.
257
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,873
How about Saturday night?
258
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,458
Will you get upstairs?
259
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,044
For heaven's sakes, go to sleep.
260
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,253
What's the matter with you?
261
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,298
Oh, boy.
262
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,636
If he thinks Charo is so great,
263
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,513
he should have seen me
in my vaudeville days.
264
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,348
I was really something.
265
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,391
Where is that old trunk of mine?
266
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:29,768
Ah.
267
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,230
[metal thuds]
268
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,785
There we are,
269
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:51,748
Let's see now.
270
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:04,761
I'd say...
271
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:15,355
Holy maka-moly.
272
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,816
Ed, I've seen you come
home in bad shape,
273
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,276
but never like this.
274
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,947
Do me a favor, Louie, stop bothering me.
275
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,657
I'm not in the mood for fooling around.
276
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,784
Well, what's going on?
What's all that stuff?
277
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,371
Oh, just some mementos from
my old vaudeville days.
278
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,872
Like, for instance,
279
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,458
here is a horse's head from
an act we used to do.
280
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,127
We did a dance, my partner and I.
281
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,962
We did a dancing horse act.
282
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,839
Oh, you were a horse's act?
283
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,386
Let's forget the whole thing.
284
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,762
No, no. What's that old hat?
285
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,472
- What is that thing there?
- Oh, this hat?
286
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,932
- Yeah.
- This is a magic hat.
287
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,601
I used to pull rabbits
and pigeons out of it,
288
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,644
and all other kinds of animals, too.
289
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,982
[sniffs] Yes. I can believe
that got a smell like a zoo.
290
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,695
[Ed] What else have we got here?
291
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,865
Oh. Here, here.
Just look at this.
292
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,158
This is a cane, Louie.
293
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,868
- A cane?
- Yes, indeed.
294
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,370
Well, you'd have to bend an awful
lot to use that, didn't you?
295
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,331
No. I'll show you how it works.
296
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,957
Watch this.
297
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,959
- How about that?
- Ain't that something.
298
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,294
- Yeah.
- How about that?
299
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,588
And here is my old straw hat.
300
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,674
- Old straw hat. Yeah.
- Yeah. How about that?
301
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,385
Yeah. Bet it brings back
a lot of memories, huh?
302
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,845
- It sure does.
- You know something,
303
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,096
why don't you show
304
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,640
Raul some of the stuff
you got in the trunk?
305
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,016
I bet it would really impress him.
306
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,267
You really think so?
307
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,852
Well, I'm impressed.
308
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,562
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
309
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,775
Yeah, those were the days.
310
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,071
[drum roll]
311
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,574
[all applauding]
312
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,791
Are you sure, Uncle Ed's not coming?
313
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,127
Oh... I don't think Uncle
Ed is coming, sugar.
314
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,545
Don't be too sure.
315
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,173
Might be in for a big surprise.
316
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,591
- What?
- That's right.
317
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,718
Ladies and gentlemen, Charo.
318
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,845
- [drum roll]
- [all applauding]
319
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,479
[playing guitar]
320
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:07,921
Hey!
321
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:08,838
[all applauding]
322
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,888
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
323
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,810
Oh my goodness, thank you.
324
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:27,148
Now, I have a surprise for all of you.
325
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:31,444
Tonight I want to introduce you to
somebody that is in the audience.
326
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,030
Very special to me, has been here
327
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,367
every night of the week in this club.
328
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,536
He's my own flesh, my own blood.
329
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,119
He's my relative, he's my nephew.
330
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:44,958
Can you welcome, very well,
my nephew, Raul Garcia.
331
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,667
- [all applauding]
- [drum roll]
332
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,926
[speaks Spanish]
333
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,557
One, two, three.
334
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,891
[playing xylophone]
335
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:02,851
Hey-hey!
336
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:04,686
Whoopie!
337
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:08,773
Hey-hey!
338
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,732
Whoopie!
339
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,364
[cheering in Spanish]
340
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,699
Take it away.
341
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,077
[cheering in Spanish]
342
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,752
Hey.
343
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,131
[cheering in Spanish]
344
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,260
[laughing]
345
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,152
Hey!
346
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,282
Hey-hey. Hey-hey.
347
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,619
[cheering in Spanish]
348
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,580
Hey-hey,
349
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,095
Hey!
350
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,515
Hey!
351
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,642
[all applauding]
352
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,734
[speaks Spanish]
353
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,739
- Beautiful.
- Beautiful, thank you, Charo.
354
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,616
- Thank you, Raul.
- Terrific.
355
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,159
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
356
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,994
Pat's place has got a big
special treat for you.
357
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:51,667
Here, direct from 30 years of retirement
is Mr. Ed "Twinkle toes" Brown.
358
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,835
[all cheering]
359
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,261
- Uncle Ed.
- How you doing, my boy?
360
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,013
What are you doing here?
361
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,684
I just wanted to prove to you
that I can do anything she can.
362
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,852
And I'm much cuter.
363
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,398
Okay, boys. Hit it.
364
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,398
[instrumental music playing]
365
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,363
[all applauding]
366
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,721
[tapping shoes]
367
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,099
- [man 1] Oh boy.
- [man 2] Beautiful.
368
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,338
[audience cheering]
369
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,176
[indistinct conversation]
370
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,603
♪ With nothing
But a fine tooth comb♪
371
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:37,065
♪ I know I'm to blame
Now, ain't it a shame ♪
372
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,900
♪ Baby won't you
Please come home♪
373
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,443
♪ I need rent money♪
374
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,361
♪ So baby won't you
Please come home ♪
375
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,198
[all applauding]
376
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,449
How about that?
377
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,950
That was great, Uncle Ed.
378
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,744
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
379
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,746
I hope someday I can
play as good as you.
380
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,164
Oh...
381
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,792
Of course, you will be a
great musician someday.
382
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,128
Because you will get your
musical inspiration
383
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,964
- from your Spanish background.
- Mm-hmm.
384
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,633
- You're not Spanish?
- No.
385
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,802
Where do you get your
musical inspiration?
386
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,262
Oh, I get mine direct from the piano.
387
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,021
Here's how.
388
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,147
[audience applauding]
389
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,445
[Jack Albertson] Chico and the Man
390
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,489
is recorded live before a studio
audience at NBC Studios,
391
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,824
Burbank, California.
392
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:34,205
♪ Chico was born in El Barrio ♪
393
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,875
♪ Spent much of his time
in the street ♪
394
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,170
♪ His mind was craving
for knowledge ♪
395
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,756
♪ His belly
for something to eat ♪
396
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,175
♪ But times are hard ♪
397
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,846
♪ For Chico and the Man ♪
398
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,183
♪ Times are hard ♪
399
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,853
♪ For Chico and the Man ♪
400
00:23:56,894 --> 00:24:00,022
♪ Hey ♪
401
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,065
♪ All right ♪
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