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Ty: I can't say how nice it is
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to talk to a guy like you.
Fatherinlawsus.
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King to king.
Fatherinlawsus: Yes, you have
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a fine city.
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A good place
to raise kids, I hope.
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Ty: Oh, yes.
Our infant survival rate is 14%.
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I'm very proud of that number.
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Fatherinlawsus: My boy,
you don't know how hard it is
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to find a king
whose junk still works.
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You know, a lot of your
contemporaries get their
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genitals blown off in war.
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Ty: My sister is a warrior
around here.
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And there she is now,
ravaged by some battle.
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Stupendous: Did you know we're
getting attacked by hordes now?
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We've really made it.
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Hey, who's this guy?
He's got a sword!
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Fatherinlawsus: Ha ha ha ha!
Ty: Relax, Stupe.
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This is
Fatherinlawsus the Great.
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A warrior king
whose vast empire
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stretches from one
body of water to another.
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He's seen noodles before!
It's cute.
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She doesn't even
know what noodles are.
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Stupendous: Why would you let
a conquering warrior king
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inside the city walls without
letting me murder him first?
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Where is your army?
Are they disguised as bushes?
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Are they behind
trees and walls,
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just waiting to jump out
and scream "Surprise!"
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Fatherinlawsus: That is
a great idea for a party.
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You know, one of my guys
has a birthday coming up.
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I should be real mean to him
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and make him think
I forgot about it
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so when we jump out and yell,
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it almost kills him.
Only almost.
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Stupendous: No, it's not
a great idea for a party.
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It's a great idea for an attack.
What is going on here?
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Fatherinlawsus: I understand
your concern, but I found
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a new way to grow my empire.
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Go ahead.
Tell her the news, son.
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Ty: I'm getting married!
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Stupendous: Uhh...kay?
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[Theme music playing]
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Shlub: My own son
getting married.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Now let's talk
consummation tent.
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Shall we put it on the porch
so we can all hear
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the erotic noises when
the blessed moment comes?
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Ty: I don't care where it is
as long as the sex bell
is front and center.
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The whole city needs to hear
when it goes ring-a-ding-ding.
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Deliria: Oh, I love a wedding
because it's all about
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me and my blessing.
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Oh, the weird things I'll
expect you to do to please me.
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Congratulations to us.
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Stupendous: I think
you're being stupid.
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Who gets married
to expand an empire?
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Ty: I do, and it's genius.
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Shlub: It's an arrangement that
combines sex and
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whatever it is Ty's trying
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to do in the world.
That's genius to me.
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Stupendous: How did you not
talk to me about this first?
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Did you even think about how
being under the thumb of
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some warrior king
would affect my life?
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I'm not manageable!
Ty: Come on, Stupe, lighten up.
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Krapopolis will still
be Krapopolis.
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You know, once our families
are allied,
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I bet we can
get pepper again.
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Shlub: Mmm, spicy!
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Stupendous: Do you even know
who you're marrying?
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Have you thought about that?
Deliria: Oh, Stupendous.
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If she's a dog, we can just
lock her in a tower.
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Ty: A nice tower.
She'll love it.
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Stupendous: You know weddings
are primo locations
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for massacres, right?
Like, the second
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most dangerous place to be
after a battlefield?
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I could have told you
if you'd consulted me.
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Ty: I'm sure Fatherinlawsus
isn't that kind of guy,
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and that means no massacres
from you, either.
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I'm serious, Stupe.
That's an order.
No massacres!
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Stupendous: An order?
Ugh, this keeps getting worse!
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Deliria:
Does Fatherinlawsus dance?
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Ty: I'm gonna say yes.
Yes to dancing, no to massacres.
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Deliria: Fantastic.
We'll end the whole thing
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with a showstopping
Dance of the Dads.
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That'll get me hot and bothered.
[Shlub chuckles]
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Ty: Just what a son
wants on his wedding day.
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Deliria: This day
has to be perfect.
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You know Hermes will show up
whether we invite him or not.
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He's the god of critiquing
seating arrangements,
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and he loves a free meal.
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He also may be angry with me
since I ripped out his eyes.
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Ty: Since you did
what-was-it-though?
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Deliria: There!
Now that's a dress
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that will
pull focus from a bride.
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Hippocampus: Sorry about
the bachelor party.
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This was the only strip club
I could find on short notice.
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Some people think this is hot.
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Shlub: This guy!
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Ty: So, what Stupe
was saying about
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how dangerous weddings are--
she was just
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trying to scare me, right?
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Hippocampus:
Are you kidding? We've got
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the Bootios Bloodbath,
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the Sacking of the Terziade,
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the Dark Lemming Murders,
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the Fall of the Eel King,
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The-The Flaming Eagle
of Lord Philmox,
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The Dark King's Demise
in Calfothorag,
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The Cauldron Feint, the-the-the
immolation of Emperor Tong!
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Ty: Those were all weddings?
I thought they were wars.
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Shlub: The Dance of the Dads
is weighing heavily upon me.
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I'm going to ask that fish
for some pointers.
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Ty: So, you're not worried
about a massacre?
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Shlub: Why would I be?
I'm never the target.
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I'm too beloved.
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Fatherinlawsus:
General Stupendous.
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I thought I'd find you here.
You seem upset.
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Stupendous: Well, yeah.
My dumb brother thinks he can do
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whatever he wants on a whim
with the city
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I've devoted
my life to defending.
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I could be out there splitting
your guys' skulls in half,
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and instead I'm
trying on dresses
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and being told things
about pepper.
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So, yeah, I'm a little upset.
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Fatherinlawsus:
I don't blame you.
In my heyday,
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I would have hated to be
denied a good fight.
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I bet you think
I'm some old fuddy-duddy
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who can't swing a sword anymore,
so, I just
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marry off my daughters
for territory.
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Stupendous: Well, yeah, kinda.
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Fatherinlawsus:
And you're right.
I'm ready to
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retire from warfare,
but I know you're not,
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and I need someone like you
to lead my armies.
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Stupendous: You do?
Fatherinlawsus: Tell me.
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Have you
ever commanded an army of
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5,000 pre-castrated soldiers?
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Stupendous: "Pre-castrated"?
Like you still
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gotta castrate 'em or...
Fatherinlawsus: No, no, no.
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Pre-castrated.
It's already taken care of.
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Stupendous: Wow.
To answer your question, no,
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but I've always wanted to.
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Fatherinlawsus:
They're very obedient.
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Totally hairless.
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Stupendous: I bet
they're gorgeous singers.
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Fatherinlawsus: Their falsettos
could crack marble.
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Here. This is for you.
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Ty: I should get out
of this wedding. right?
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Hippocampus: Let's just say
if you go through with it,
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I'm planning on having
a stomach bug that day.
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Ty: But there's also a chance
that there won't
be a massacre, right?
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What's that thing you were
telling me you just invented?
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The thing where you can
guess how likely it is
that something will happen.
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Hippocampus: You mean odds?
Ty: Yeah. What are the odds
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that I get murdered
at my wedding?
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Hippocampus: Dude,
there's no way of knowing
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unless you have 1,000 weddings.
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Ty: Oh, if only there was
a way to go through with this
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and not go through with it
at the same time.
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[Hippocampus gasps] Holy moly.
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Look, do you see that guy?
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Ty: That wretched baker.
What about him?
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Hippocampus: He looks
exactly like you.
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Ty: What? No, he doesn't.
He's wearing an apron.
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Hippocampus: His face, Ty.
[Baker grunting]
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Ty: You're right.
Hippocampus: You can get
that guy
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to go to the wedding
in your place.
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Ty: So, if there's a massacre,
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he gets a sword
through his guts, not me.
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And if there isn't,
we just switch back.
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Either way, Krapopolis keeps
her king, and I'm a genius.
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Hippocampus: Or you're a guy who
got a good idea from a genius.
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Ty: That's its own
kind of intelligence.
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Hey, you! Mr. Bread Guy!
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Baker: Please. Mr. Bread Guy
was my father.
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I just inherited his debt.
You can call me Cyrus.
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Whoa! King Tyrannis?
Well, I'll be!
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Ty: Actually, that's
sort of the idea.
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How would you like to be me?
Pretend to be.
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I mean, just through my wedding.
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I've learned that royal weddings
can be dangerous.
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Hippocampus: We're talking
notoriously massacre-prone.
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Cyrus: Eh, that doesn't
worry me.
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Honestly, in some ways,
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death would come as a relief.
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Will there be a buffet?
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Deliria: No, no, no!
The bride's brining tank
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should be in the corner,
and there should be enough space
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for her handmaidens to
stand around and get bad updos.
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This altar is too plain and it
needs a gutter for blood.
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If I'm going to bless the couple
with fertility,
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I'm going to need
a lot of goats.
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And can somebody clear
the area in front?
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That's not enough space
for the Dance of the Dads!
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Stupendous, what on earth
are you wearing?
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Is this some kind of prank?
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You're not allowed
to ruin this wedding.
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Hermes is going to be here,
and that messy bitch
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talks, and holds a grudge.
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Stupendous: It's a gift
from Fatherinlawsus.
He says it commands respect.
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Deliria: Oh, if you say so.
Now, don't forget
that the sister of the groom
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ties up her brother
before the ceremony.
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Stupendous: Why do I
do that again?
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Deliria: Well, I could
come up with some symbolism,
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but really, I just think
it's funny.
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You tie him up
and then, when it's time,
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you toss him
into the consummation tent.
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And those knots
had better be tight.
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Shlub: I come to you sheepishly.
Deliria: What? You usually
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come to me wolfishly.
What's wrong?
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Shlub:
It's the Dance of the Dads.
I'm wondering
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how important that is to you.
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Deliria: It's the final offering
before I grant my blessing.
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You know I love a show, and you
know I love dads dancing.
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Why would you ask
how important it is?
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Shlub: I just wanted
to make sure I knew you
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as well as I thought I did,
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though I have heard
a crazy thing
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that at some weddings,
there's a dance between
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the mother of the groom
and the groom.
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Deliria: What? This wedding
is about pleasing me, remember.
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How would dancing with
my son do that?
Where is he, anyway?
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Ty: OK, first things first.
Do you know what this is?
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Cyrus: A lice pick. Thanks!
I've got lice, like, everywhere.
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Ty: Why don't we
work on your accent?
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"Fatherinlawsus, it is a great
honor to join your family."
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Hippocampus: That's not what
you sound like. [Whispers]
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Cyrus [Ty's accent]:
I fart all the time
and blame Servant No Name,
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but everyone knows it's me.
Hippocampus: Wow.
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Ty: First of all, everyone does
that with Servant No Name,
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but I agree.
That was incredible!
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Cyrus: All right, get me
in that toga!
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Ty: Well, fellas, I'm off
to goof around at the bakery.
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I'll be seeing you both later.
And remember,
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no funny business
in the consummation tent.
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I'll be back before the bell.
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Cyrus: Oh, no.
I never showed him how to be
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an indentured bread baker!
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Ty: Excuse me.
Is this the bakery?
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Bakery Boss: What the hell
is wrong with you, Cyrus?
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You're not gonna
pay off your debts with jokes.
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Get to work
or get to be in debt.
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Ty: Hello--[Clears throat]
Oh. Sorry I'm late.
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Woman: No crust off my bread.
But if you don't get busy,
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they'll throw you in the fire
and feed your
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charred bones to the goats.
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"Yer worth more to me that way."
Ha ha ha!
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[Ty laughs]
Man: No, no! Aah!
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Cyrus: Hey, brother. Wink, wink.
Hippocampus: Hello, Ty.
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No wink.
Just Ty.
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Cyrus: What are
you up to, Hippo?
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Hippocampus:
Making a duplicate me.
A Hip replacement
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Cyrus: So you don't have to go
to Ty--I mean, my wedding.
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Hippocampus: Yes.
Cyrus: Right on.
So, it was the craziest thing.
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Jonathan here--
Hippocampus: Servant No Name's
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name is Jonathan?
Cyrus: Uh-huh.
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So, he was feeding me figs,
which, wow,
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what an experience, and anyway,
we got to talking,
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and I thought,
Jonathan is interesting.
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He's been on a boat, you know.
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Jonathan: I fled a famine.
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I was a doctor in my city.
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Cyrus: And, Hippo, you're
a really smart fish guy.
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You're, like, the most
impressive guy I know.
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Hippocampus: Um, thank you.
Cyrus: Anyway, so, yeah,
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he's a doctor,
he's been on a boat,
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and I thought you'd hit it off.
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Hippocampus: You're being
so nice, Ty.
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So nice and so,
so out of character.
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Jonathan: He's nice, huh?
I never knew it!
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I guess getting married
can change a guy.
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Shlub: Children!
Come here, please!
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Cyrus: I think that's our dad.
He's very fun.
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Coming, Dad!
Hippocampus: Ugh. OK.
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I'm gonna test this out.
Hippo 2, you ready?
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Deliria: Put those over there.
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Fatherinlawsus: Knock, knock.
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We all clear?
I got my daughter here.
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Deliria: Wait!
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Oh, sorry.
I thought Ty was in the room,
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but it was just this plant.
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[Laughs]
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Bring her in.
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Ah, there's my future
daughter-in-law.
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Stupendous: I thought everyone
was supposed to, like,
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stand up and make a big deal
about the bride.
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Deliria: On my big day?
I don't think so.
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Fatherinlawsus: Now, that suit
fits your status.
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Stupendous: It does, right?
You're really good
at guessing sizes.
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Fatherinlawsus: What do you say
before the wedding,
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you and me go check out
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some pre-castrated soldiers?
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Deliria: Meaning they're
slated for castration?
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Fatherinlawsus: Common mistake.
No. Pre-castrated,
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like ready-castrated.
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No disassembly required.
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Deliria: Oh, of course.
Good deal.
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Shlub: Sons, tell me,
how am I doing?
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[Hippo 2 gasps]
Cyrus: I think you're
doing a great job.
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Hippo 2: Yes, fah-der.
Shlub: Thanks, boys,
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but I know I'm not.
Your mother cares a lot about
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the Dance of the Dads,
and I didn't have the heart
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to tell her I have
3 left feet.
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Hippo, can you make me
one of those contraptions
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that keeps time?
Hippo 2: Gargle gargle.
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Cyrus: Maybe I can help you.
Shlub: There's no way.
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Cyrus: Just relax
and feel the music.
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Shlub: Oh, since when
can you dance?
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I'm seeing a whole new side
of you.
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Hippo, look at Ty and me.
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Hippocampus: He seriously
thinks that's me?
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Has my dad never
looked at me before?
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Ty: This is actually
so simple and beautiful.
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Grain and water brought together
with my powerful hands.
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Forged in fire. Bread!
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[Woman giggles]
Ty: Ha ha!
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Woman: No, stop!
[Both laugh]
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Man: What are you doing?
Man 2: You are wasting dough.
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Man 3: Please, please,
please stop that.
I have kids.
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Man 4: You're gonna
get us all killed.
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Man 5: That's yeast!
Ty: Ha ha ha!
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Woman: This is fun,
but it's escalating
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in a way that I don't know
how to deal with.
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Ty: Uhh!
OK, OK, I'll stop.
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It's weird.
It never occurred to me
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that a lowly commoner--like me--
could have feelings.
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Woman: Do our lives--I mean,
our baker lives--do they matter?
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Ty: Well, the old me
would have thought
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you were a common
kitchen wench.
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But you're like a real person.
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Woman: And the old me would have
thought you were brain dead.
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Ty: Really makes you think,
doesn't it?
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Uhh!
Woman: Ah!
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Stupendous:
Wow, you weren't kidding.
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There's not a hair on 'em.
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Fatherinlawsus: I thought
I'd bring 'em
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as a wedding present.
For you.
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Stupendous: You really don't
want 'em anymore?
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Fatherinlawsus: The truth is,
I'm just an old softie.
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I want to focus on my family.
I want grandchildren.
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Grandchildren
and an enormous empire.
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That's what it's
all about, right?
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I'll be a general to the kids.
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General Granddad.
That's me: Papa.
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Stupendous: And where does
that leave Ty?
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Fatherinlawsus: Well, once I
have the grandkids, we'll just
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send him off on our next
military campaign,
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one where we know
he's gonna die.
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I say "we" but, of course,
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I'd leave that decision
up to you.
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I think Persia could be fun.
He'll love the kebabs.
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They're slightly different
from how they are here,
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but again, totally up to you.
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Bakery Boss: Well,
this wouldn't kill a hog.
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That's one loaf
off your death sentence.
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Ty: Aah! I just
realized something,
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and when I realize something,
I need to act on it right away.
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Ana, will you get out
of here with me?
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Ana: Hey, boss, we're leaving,
and if you don't like it,
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you can throw more peasants
into the fire.
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[Blows raspberry]
Man: Why would you say that?
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Hermes: Well, well, well.
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Deliria: Hermes, darling,
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look at the spectacle
they're putting on for me.
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Hermes: Seems promising.
The blood gutter on your altar
is positively teeming.
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00:14:16,764 --> 00:14:18,690
Deliria: Oh, you'll have to tell
everyone back on Mount Olympus.
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Not that I care about them.
I have enough attention here.
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00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,469
Hermes: I'm gonna get a drink
and talk trash
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with some old spinsters.
It'll really make their day.
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Deliria: Oh, they're seated
in a pen by the meat.
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00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:31,185
Hermes: Now, that is an inspired
seating arrangement.
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Not bad, Deliria.
Not bad. Super speed!
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Deliria: Good. Seems to have
forgotten the eye.
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Stupendous, what are you doing?
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Your brother should be
all tied up by now.
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Bride: Can we move this along,
please? I'm pruning.
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Fatherinlawsus: Soon she'll be
your problem, Ty.
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The most ungrateful
daughter ever.
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[Ty panting]
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00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:52,039
Hippo, I need you
to get Stupe for me.
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00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:53,224
I need to talk to her.
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00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:55,801
Hippo 2: Stupe! Stupe! Stupe!
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Ana: What are we doing
in the palace?
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Ty: You aren't gonna
believe this, but
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I'm King Tyrannis.
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Hippo 2: Stupe, Stupe, Stupe!
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Stupendous: Is a weird
not-Hippo Hippo
shouting my name?
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00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,296
Hippocampus: Thank you.
Stupendous: What the--
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00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:08,740
Cyrus: Oof!
Stupendous: OK,
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00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,057
who did I just drop?
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00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,467
Ty: That's Cyrus, the baker
I switched with.
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00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,636
Cyrus: Hello!
Been having a great time!
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00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:14,913
Ana: What is going on?
Ty: We did a switch.
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00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,230
Now, Stupe, I know
you wanted to do
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a massacre on Fatherinlawsus,
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00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,809
and I ordered you not to,
but I've changed my mind.
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00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:21,568
Follow your bliss.
Massacre him
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and his whole family
and do it now.
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00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,814
I've found a regular woman
to marry.
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00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:26,740
Stupendous and Ana: What?
Ana: Dad!
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Ty: Dad?
What do you mean, "Dad"?
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00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,002
Ana: I did a switch, too!
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00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,096
Ty: Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no,
oh, no, oh, no!
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00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:34,340
Cyrus: A little help, please!
I know I'm not officially
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part of the family, but
at this point, I've invested.
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00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:42,999
Ana: Dad!
Fatherinlawsus: Ana!
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00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:45,259
Why aren't you plump and juicy
and sopping wet?
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00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,779
Bride: Because I am!
Can someone get me
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00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:49,172
out of here now, please?
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00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:50,448
Fatherinlawsus:
Oh, don't tell me.
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00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,857
You did a switch again.
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00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,193
Is that your
identical cousin Sarah in there?
410
00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:56,437
That's just great.
You'll never be
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someone else's problem
at this rate.
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00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:00,700
Ana: They want to do a massacre!
[People gasp]
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00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,685
Hermes: I'm here for this.
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00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,279
Don't worry, spinsters.
Nobody's coming for you.
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00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,690
Ty: Fatherinlawsus is your dad?
Ana: Yes. And you just
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told your sister to murder him
and my whole family.
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00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:12,712
Deliria: Why is anyone
listening to a baker?
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00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,305
I demand an offering
of bread so I can
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have a base for my stomach
for the rest of the night.
420
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,051
Now, everybody,
back to your seats.
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00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,812
Ty: Mom, it's me!
I'm Tyrannis!
422
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,039
Deliria: But you're wearing
an apron.
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00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,208
Cyrus: Hello, everyone.
I'm Cyrus, just a baker.
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00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:28,211
Not important enough to kill.
Just putting that out there.
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00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:29,712
Ty: Please, Fatherinlawsus,
this is all
426
00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:30,880
just a big misunderstanding.
427
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,473
I'm in love
with your daughter.
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00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,492
Fatherinlawsus: Is it true
about the massacre, Stupendous?
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00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,069
Stupendous: Ty told me to do it,
but I don't want to.
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00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,738
Ana: Where did you
find this family?
431
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,239
Did you do
any research
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00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,833
before you promised me to them?
433
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,501
Ty: I ordered her
not to do it once.
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00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,061
Can't we focus on that part?
435
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,820
Look, I'll order her
not to do it again.
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00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:49,173
Stupe, don't kill them.
Deliria: Oh. I'm confused.
437
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,824
One of them is Tyrannis, yes?
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00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:54,012
Shlub: One thing's for certain.
That's our Hippo.
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00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:55,346
Hippo 2: Aah!
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00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:57,423
Ty: Ana, you have
to believe me.
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00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,999
I never would have
told my sister
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to kill your family if I
knew you were you.
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00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:02,836
In fact, it's really
out of character
444
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,247
that I supported
a massacre at all.
445
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,916
I just did it because
I want to be with you.
446
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:09,694
Ana: I do get that, but--
Ty: Everybody,
please listen up.
447
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,678
Today, I met
the most amazing woman.
448
00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:14,607
I didn't know she was her,
and she didn't know I was me,
449
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,925
but somehow, it just worked.
450
00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:17,368
Ana: Heh, heh.
Come on, Ty, quit it.
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00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:19,762
Ty: No, I won't quit it.
Because you don't quit love.
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00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:20,946
And you don't quit weddings
453
00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:22,689
and you don't quit
consummation tents.
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00:17:22,784 --> 00:17:25,043
We have it in us to fix
everything about today.
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00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:27,603
I felt something when I was
hurling buns with you,
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00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:29,438
and it's a feeling
I never want to lose.
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00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,532
Ana: Ty! I think you got
the wrong idea.
458
00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:34,277
I have fun throwing flour around
with everybody.
459
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:37,296
That wasn't sexual for me.
And it's kind of weird
460
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,282
that you interpreted it
that way.
461
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,707
Ty: So, you don't want
to marry me?
462
00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:42,134
Ana: I don't want
to marry any man.
463
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,304
I'm super gay.
That's why I keep switching.
464
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,899
And if my father
would listen to me,
465
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,233
we could stop this charade.
466
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,320
Fatherinlawsus: Hmm? Huh?
Did you hear something?
467
00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:54,572
Ty: Well, that was a bust.
468
00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,223
Stupendous: Do you know what
I'm looking at right now?
469
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:59,135
Ty: A bunch of
hairless freaks?
470
00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:01,804
Stupendous: They were gonna be
my hairless freaks.
471
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:03,748
Fatherinlawsus
promised them to me.
472
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,309
5,000 pre-castrated soldiers.
473
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,811
Ty: Wow. Well, that's one
silver lining.
474
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:11,772
At least now you don't have to
castrate all those guys, right?
475
00:18:11,907 --> 00:18:14,383
Stupendous: No, it's--
ah, whatever.
476
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:17,244
Ty: Why are you mad at me?
477
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,004
Stupendous: I'm just
feeling really shut out.
478
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,157
I mean, you want
to find other ways
479
00:18:21,175 --> 00:18:23,175
than war for Krapopolis
to expand.
480
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,936
Where does that leave me?
481
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,271
Ty: I want to find all of the
ways for Krapopolis to grow.
482
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:29,107
I've even been thinking of
slogans like
483
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,167
"The Stone City With Sass."
484
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,594
Stupendous: So, I'm just
supposed to go along with
485
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,854
everything you say?
486
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,598
Fatherinlawsus valued
my opinions.
487
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:39,099
We were making plans.
488
00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:41,360
We were talking about
conquering Persia.
489
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,122
You never talk to me
about conquering Persia.
490
00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:46,365
Fatherinlawsus: Ah, you're
telling him about Persia.
491
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:48,292
Look, Ty,
I'm sorry about my daughter,
492
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:50,611
but the good news is
we're not gonna have to
493
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:52,130
send you to your death anymore.
494
00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,798
Ty: Wait, what?
Stupendous: It's nothing!
495
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,283
Ty: Cyrus, did my sister
ever mention to you
496
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,210
that she and Fatherinlawsus
were going to
497
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,953
send me to die at some point?
498
00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:01,806
Cyrus: No, but to be fair,
499
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,307
we didn't spend that much
time together.
500
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,292
Ty: Really?
How long did it take you
501
00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:06,811
to get rigged up like this?
502
00:19:07,038 --> 00:19:08,479
Cyrus: Um...
Ty: I thought so.
503
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,148
Stupendous: It really wasn't
that big of a deal.
504
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,483
It would be years away.
I wouldn't do it.
505
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,302
He really only cares about
being a grandfather.
506
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:16,988
Cyrus: What's a grandfather?
507
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,656
I don't think we have them
in the slums.
508
00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:20,566
Stupendous: It's an old man
who's obsessed with
509
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,385
seeing his nose on a baby.
510
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:25,163
Hermes: That was the
best wedding I've ever been to.
511
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,481
Deliria: You mean "best"
in a bad way.
512
00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:29,558
Hermes: But that's still good.
Think of it this way.
513
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:32,319
You could be the goddess of
messy events:
514
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,563
weddings gone awry,
girls' weekends
515
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:36,232
where the goal is
to reset the dynamic,
516
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,067
revenge that you never
know when it's gonna come
517
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,402
for plucking out
somebody's eye,
518
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:41,420
road trips where one person
is a secret planner.
519
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:44,515
Anyway, invite me to
your next party.
Buh-bye. Super speed!
520
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:47,018
Deliria: He's going to
tell everyone
what a disaster this was.
521
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:50,003
Shlub: Oh, Deliria, this doesn't
have to be a disaster.
522
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,414
Deliria: Really? How?
523
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,691
Shlub: I talked to
Fatherinlawsus and he agreed.
524
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,251
[Deliria gasps]
The Dance of the Dads.
525
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:59,605
Oh, Shlub! [Laughs]
Shlub: Fatherinlawsus, shall we?
526
00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:02,182
Fatherinlawsus: Why not?
Might as well have a little fun.
527
00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:05,369
Ha ha ha ha! You're very light
on your feet.
528
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:06,946
Shlub: Thank you.
The stranger
529
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,522
who I thought was my son
taught me.
530
00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:11,116
Tell me, is there
a Mrs. Fatherinlawsus?
531
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:12,952
Fatherinlawsus: Oh, no.
She died in childbirth,
532
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,378
giving me my
ungrateful daughter.
533
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:17,440
[Fatherinlawsus and Shlub laugh]
Shlub: Good.
534
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:20,367
Cyrus: I haven't been to a lot
of weddings, and I'm wondering--
535
00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:23,221
Ty: No, it's not normal.
[Soldiers singing indistinctly]
536
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:29,118
Stupendous: I knew it.
They're beautiful singers.
537
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:33,046
Cyrus: This is nice.
It's nice with you.
538
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,975
Can I stay?
[Laughter]
539
00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:39,070
No, seriously. My boss will
kill me if I try and go back.
540
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,529
[Stupe laughs]
541
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,488
Bride: Hello? Is it safe
to come out?
542
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,748
Is anyone there?
543
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:54,252
Hello? Oh, thank God.
544
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,903
I thought if I was quiet,
I could ride out the massacre,
545
00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:58,238
but then everyone
forgot me and--
546
00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,407
Man: Shh.
Bride: What? Is it still
going on?
547
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:03,386
Can you help me get out?
Is it--[Gasp]
548
00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:05,912
Oh, my God!
Man: Aah!
549
00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:10,493
Bride: What the--
[Gasp]
550
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,918
Oh! Oh, my--
551
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,273
[Man screaming]
552
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,275
Bride: Hello?
Hippo 2: Har-lo.
553
00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,335
Bride: Hippocampus!
Please help me.
554
00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:20,836
I don't know what's going on.
555
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:22,671
Hippo 2: I don't know
why I was made,
556
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:25,992
but I think I exist for evil.
557
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,287
Bride: Well, that's just great.
558
00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:31,289
Man: Did you get any of that?
559
00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:34,625
Woman: Bento.
[People cheering]
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