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[Bugs] Hmm.
Should I buy a new TV,
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or should I buy
one of those massage chairs?
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Huh! Tough life.
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- What are you wearing?
- Mall pants.
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- What kind of pants?
- Mall pants.
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Pants you wear to the mall,
as a sign of respect.
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So why aren't you
wearing a shirt?
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Too much respect.
It's the mall, not church.
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Also,
I can't afford a shirt.
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I suppose
I could buy the TV
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and just go somewhere
for a massage.
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Whoa. Uh-oh.
My mall pants!
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You know what?
I'm just going to buy both.
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[grunts]
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No mall underwear, huh?
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[theme music playing]
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Keep the change.
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Ehh, what's up, doc?
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Oh, uh, just granting
people's wishes.
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Daffy, you can't steal coins
from the fountain.
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Well, then,
where do you suggest
I steal them from?
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I suggest if you need money,
you get a job.
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They're hiring
at the ice cream shop.
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Give me a job application.
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Name? Address? Gender?
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What is this,
Soviet Russia?
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Yeah, I don't want
to work here anyway,
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not in that stupid uniform.
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I'll take a banana split.
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Unh. One scoop vanilla,
one scoop chocolate,
one scoop strawberry.
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Unh. Put the strawberry
in the middle.
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And now, hot fudge. Unh!
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Only on the vanilla
and chocolate,
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put regular fudge
on the strawberry.
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Now, some whipped cream.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Easy. Little more.
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Little more.
Little more only
on the vanilla.
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Kind of fill in
that space right there.
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Stop.
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Now, some nuts.
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Unh. No nut dust.
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Now, this is
the complicated part.
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No green sprinkles
on the chocolate.
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Yes green sprinkles
on the strawberry.
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But both no red sprinkles,
except on the vanilla,
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which should receive
exclusively red sprinkles.
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That'll be $5.85.
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I've only got 16 cents.
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Get the rest
from your tip jar.
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Where do you get
all your money?
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I invented
the carrot peeler.
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You invented
the carrot peeler?
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Daffy, I've told you
a million times.
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Where do you get
all your money?
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I invented
the carrot peeler!
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Where do you get
all your money?
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I invented
the carrot peeler.
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Where do you get
all your money?
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I invented
the carrot peeler.
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- [snare drum]
- [gunshot]
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So let me get
this straight.
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You invented
the carrot peeler,
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and now,
you have enough
money to buy
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whatever you want
whenever you want?
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Inventing something
is the perfect
get-rich-quick scheme.
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It's not a scheme.
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Invention is
one percent inspiration
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and 99 percent perspiration.
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Well, I'm not big
on sweating,
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so I'm just going to cut
to the chase on this one.
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- [electrical buzzing]
- [distant dog barking]
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How's it coming in there?
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I did it.
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I invented something
so spectacular
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that every man, woman,
and child will wonder
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how they ever survived
without it.
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You know
when you want bread,
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but you don't want
the whole loaf?
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I call it...
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Daffy Duck's
Equally Sized Bread Pieces.
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The rest of the world
calls it sliced bread.
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Okay.
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You know after you've gone
to the bathroom,
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you sometimes wish
you had something to help you--
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you know, clean up,
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like a flushable paper
product of some sort?
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Daffy, are you telling me
that you don't use toilet paper?
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[Daffy] Mine was going to be
called butt paper!
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Once again,
it pays to have invented
the carrot peeler.
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Ahem.
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Oh, sorry.
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They say
history repeats itself.
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Well, wouldn't it be amazing
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if you could visit the past
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and see what really
happened for yourself?
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Of course, to do this,
there would need to be a device,
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a portal in which
your molecular structure
was broken down
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and then reassembled
in the exact same manner.
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You invented
a time machine?
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No. But if there was
such a thing,
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and you used it a lot,
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you'd probably need...
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a big box with a handle on it
to carry your stuff.
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A suitcase.
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Everything's been invented.
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Inventing something
is impossible.
How did you do it?
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Well, first, you have to be
passionate about something.
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Next.
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I happen to be
passionate about carrots.
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I put all my ideas
into this notebook,
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and one of them turned
into a little thing called
the carrot peeler.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a check to deposit.
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[door opens and shuts]
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Let's see what else
he's got in here.
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[gasps] An automatic
carrot peeler?
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That's the most brilliant
idea Bugs ever had.
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I mean, that's
the most brilliant idea
I ever had.
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[laughs]
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[audience]
What's so funny?
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[quiet chuckling]
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You know,
I invented that.
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Ooh. I better get home.
They're delivering
my massage chair.
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Hey! Get your automatic
carrot peeler.
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Excuse me, darling.
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May I interest you in an
automatic carrot peeler?
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I already have
a carrot peeler.
It works great.
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Aha, but with my machine,
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you could peel carrots
at super speed,
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leaving more time for you
and your beautiful daughter.
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- He's a boy.
- Yes, of course,
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a strapping,
masculine boy.
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You know, my machine
peels hundreds of carrots
in mere seconds.
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Who wants hundreds of carrots?
I'm not a rabbit.
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Your son looks
like a girl!
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Is that what
I think it is?
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Did you steal my plans
for the automatic carrot peeler?
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[chuckles]
Let me explain.
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I was young.
I needed the money.
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It's the worst recession since
the Great Depression.
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Besides,
you weren't using it.
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That's because
it's a dumb invention.
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No one but me eats
enough carrots to justify
the cost of this thing.
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[laughs] You should have
gone with butt paper.
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He's right.
No one eats carrots.
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Everyone is eating carrots.
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A new study came out today
touting their extraordinary
health benefits.
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Oh, the automatic
carrot peeler is flying
off the shelves.
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I'm not even going to carry
the old peeler anymore.
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You heard it here, folks.
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Time to tossthat old carrot peeler
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and get the automaticcarrot peeler.
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That doesn't sound like
it's going to be good for
my checking account.
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[sighs]
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Um, do you have
any carrot peelers?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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[laughs]
No one uses those anymore.
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I meant an
automatic carrot peeler.
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How much
for the massage chair?
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[sighs]
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Hundred bucks.
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- Is it broken?
- No.
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- Is it stolen?
- I just bought it.
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- Why are you selling it?
- Because I'm broke.
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Oh, that's mighty sad.
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I'll give you a dollar.
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[sighs]
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Aren't you going to
take it with you?
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Nah. Leave it in your yard.
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I likes my massages
in the great outdoors.
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[distant dog barking]
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[Daffy] Oh!
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[laughs]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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[laughing]
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Hoo! Hoo! I'm rich!
I'm rich! I'm rich!
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- Daffy!
- I'm--
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Oh. Uh, hey. What's up?
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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Of course.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ooh! Ha ha!
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Daffy,
I have to sell the house.
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Is this because
no one's buying
your carrot peeler
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because everyone's buying
my carrot peeler?
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A carrot peeler that I stole
out of your invention notebook?
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Because if it is,
I feel like some of this
could be my fault.
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It is your fault.
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Then let me
make it up to you.
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How?
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- I'll buy your house.
- What?
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You were there for me
when I had nothing.
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You took me in
and put a roof
over my head.
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I'm going to do
the same thing for you.
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That's what friends are for.
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Nothing will change.
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Things will remain
quid pro quo.
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You mean status quo.
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Ahem.
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As long as you
live under my roof,
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you don't tell me
what I mean.
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I thought you said
nothing would change.
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Under my roof,
you'll watch your tone.
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I didn't have a tone.
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Unh! My roof.
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Excellent work, Giuseppe.
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How's work
at the ice cream shop?
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It was fine
until some jerk came in
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and ordered the world's
most complicated banana split.
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Hey, I like what I like.
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Huh. Oops.
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Back on the ladder, Giuseppe.
You missed a spot.
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Ah-ah-ah.
Not on the chair.
It's calfskin.
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[Daffy]
Uh-uh. That's ivory.
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00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,425
Well, where am
I supposed to put it?
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Why don't you put it back on
and make us dinner,
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and try not ruining it,
like you did breakfast?
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I'm sorry you had
to see that, Giuseppe,
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and you wouldn't have
if you'd have been working.
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[gasps] A check!
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For Daffy.
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Son, you can't
live like this.
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What do you mean?
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Guy like you wasn't meant to
wear an apron and take orders.
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Well, it doesn't look like
I have many options.
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Do I look like
I got a lot of options?
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I'm not smart,
I'm not good-looking,
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and I'm about 19 inches tall.
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But no one tells me
what to do.
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I am the king
of my castle.
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Castle's
a figure of speech, son.
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But if it's yours
and yours alone,
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it don't matter
if it's the Taj Mahal
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or a hole in the ground.
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A hole in the ground, huh?
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What are you doing?
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Massage oil
for the massage chair.
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[grunts]
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My old hole in the ground.
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How did I used to get
into this thing?
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Didn't I have a ladder
or something?
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Maybe it's not
a long drop.
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[grunts and screams]
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Oof!
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♪ Been thinkin' for a while ♪
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♪ And there's somethingI got to tell you ♪
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Ehh, I'm kind of busy.
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♪ Been thinkin' thatour love for each other ♪
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♪ Has grown so very strong ♪
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- love? Wait--
- ♪ It's plain to see ♪
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♪ We're buildingour words together ♪
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Uh, back up for a minute.
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♪ I'm lookin' inyour eyes right now ♪
253
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♪ And I can tellyou feel the same ♪
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You're choking me!
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♪ We are in love ♪
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♪ I am so in love today ♪
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♪ We are in love ♪
258
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♪ I think I'm gonna run away ♪
259
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♪ We are in love ♪
260
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♪ Did you tap my phone lines? ♪
261
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♪ We are in love ♪
262
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♪ Yes, I tappedyour phone lines ♪
263
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♪ I won't lie,you're a very pretty lady ♪
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Thank you!
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♪ But you're crazy,crazy, crazy ♪
266
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♪ You make me wantto move to Bolivia ♪
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I'll go with you!
268
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♪ You know,I'm thinking I should geta restraining order ♪
269
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Those are
so hard to enforce.
270
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♪ 'Cause your car was parkedoutside my house ♪
271
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- ♪ Every night this week ♪- Your neighbors are sweet.
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♪ You're the reasonthat I have to keepmy shades drawn ♪
273
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I'll watch you
through the chimney.
274
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♪ I've installedan alarm system ♪
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♪ With motion beam detectors ♪
276
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- I have the code.
- ♪ We are in love ♪
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♪ Give me just five minutes ♪
278
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♪ We are in love ♪
279
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♪ I thinkthat was five minutes ♪
280
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♪ We are in love ♪
281
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♪ Did you justmove in with me? ♪
282
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♪ We are in love ♪
283
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♪ Yes, I justmoved in with you ♪
284
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♪ We are in love ♪
285
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♪ No, we're not ♪
286
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That was our
first love song!
287
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,203
Ugh.
288
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,039
My old rabbit hole.
289
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,334
A little dustier
than I remember.
290
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,630
[coughing]
Okay. A lot dustier.
291
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,674
But at least
I'm king of my castle.
292
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,175
This is going to be great.
293
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,427
I don't need to sell
a million carrot peelers.
294
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,304
I have everything
I need right here.
295
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,809
I've got a chair,
I've got a lamp.
296
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,895
I've got a chair
and a lamp.
297
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,357
That's all anyone needs.
I love the forest.
298
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,442
[thunder]
299
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,155
Uh-oh.
300
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,915
Sale?
Where's the expensive soups?
301
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,467
Ooh. "Mine-strone."
302
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,927
Sounds fancy.
303
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,768
What are you doing
with those automatic
carrot peelers?
304
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,519
Taking them off
the shelves.
305
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,730
They're all being recalled.
306
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,980
What? Why?
307
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,733
apparently,
they're highly flammable
308
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,318
and extremely dangerous.
309
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,486
That's impossible.
310
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,488
I should know.
I'm the inventor.
311
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,116
You invented these things?
312
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,535
I'm going to sue you
for everything you've got.
313
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,746
Hey, everybody!
This jerk's responsible
314
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,623
for the automatic
carrot peeler!
315
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,917
- [all shouting at once]
- [gasps]
316
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[grunts]
317
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,962
[indistinct shouting continues]
318
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,883
I hate the forest!
319
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,050
Aah!
320
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,260
Bugs!
321
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,512
Daffy?
322
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,265
I know I've been
a terrible friend,
but I need your help!
323
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,684
There's a problem with
the automatic carrot peeler!
324
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,270
Apparently,
it's highly flammable!
325
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:24,233
That's impossible!
Step seven of my design
included a cooling system!
326
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,070
Step seven?
I knew I shouldn't have
stopped at step three!
327
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,823
I just got so sleepy!
328
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,283
Anyway, everyone wants
their money back,
329
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,827
but I spent all the money,
330
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,995
and now, they're going
to take your house!
331
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,914
You mean your house!
332
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:42,251
I give it back!
Just please, come home
and fix everything!
333
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,421
I don't know.
I kind of like it here.
334
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,714
Please!
335
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,258
I'm begging you, please!
336
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,553
[muffled grunt]
337
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,305
I'll take that as a yes.
338
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,598
[gasps]
339
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,892
- [thunder]
- [beeping]
340
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,436
You have to do something!
341
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,688
They're going
to level the house!
342
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,230
I'll be right back.
343
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,441
There isn't time!
344
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,320
- [beeping]
- [engines rev]
345
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,155
Take her down, boys.
346
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,033
Bugs! Hurry!
347
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,038
What is it?
348
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,957
A time machine.
349
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,334
[gasps]
I'll go get my suitcase!
350
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,046
[beeps]
351
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,132
Wait!
352
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,886
[screams]
353
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,096
No green sprinkles
on the chocolate.
354
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,224
Yes green sprinkles
on the strawberry.
355
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,728
But both no red sprinkles,
except on the vanilla,
356
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,981
which should receive
exclusively red sprinkles.
357
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,860
That'll be $5.85.
358
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,987
I've only got 16 cents.
359
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,867
Get the rest
from your tip jar.
360
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,536
[whirs and beeps]
361
00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,787
It's on me.
362
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,793
Where do you get
all your money?
363
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,294
Don't worry about it.
364
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,629
Can I borrow 50 bucks?
365
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,339
I need a new pair
of mall pants.
366
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,872
[clanking and whirring]
367
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,213
[beeping]
368
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,056
[rapid beeping]
369
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,185
[buzzes and whirs]
370
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,231
[electric crackling]
371
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,150
[whirring]
372
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,992
[beeping]
373
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:34,799
Beep beep!
374
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,932
[beeps]
375
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,769
[whirs and clanks]
376
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,398
[whirring]
377
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,693
[clanking]
378
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,204
[beeping]
379
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,225
[indistinct grunting]
380
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,227
[whirring]
381
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,190
My fellow Neanderthals,
382
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,692
I come from the future
to bring you
383
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,236
the key
to modern civilization.
384
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,781
Butt paper!
385
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,171
[all grunting]
386
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,257
[screams]
387
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,344
[theme music playing]
388
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,329
And that's the end!
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