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Remember us?
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The original Wu-Tang Clan.
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Other than-- I mean the...
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Yeah, we're the other guys.
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- The other guys.
- Rizzo.
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Junior.
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Jimmy.
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We used to have a problem with
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my bike
getting, uh, stolen little bit.
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Used to.
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Check out
the new theft deterrent.
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Bomb squad
whipped it up.
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Bomb squad whipped it up
and they put in a couple...
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It's not gonna kill you but...
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It's gonna
scare 'em real good.
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It'll zap you.
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Yeah, it'll
burn your fingers there.
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Micrograms.
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Now we wait.
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Come and get it, assholes.
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Just want to quit,
get back and drinking.
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Incoming.
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- Anything?
- Wait.
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We going?
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Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.
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He's stealing it.
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This is so cool.
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Will we be
able to hear it
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when it goes off?
-Maybe. It already went.
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We'll hear like
a pop or something.
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- It'll pop?
- It's popped.
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- Did it go?
- It popped?
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It blew him up. He's gone.
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He's gone.
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{\an8}Oh, my God!
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{\an8}Uh, good morning, gang.
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- Mornin'.
-Morning.
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Yo!
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Uh, Donner Pass carwash
is offering, um...
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I thought it was 30%
off for law enforcement,
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but apparently it's three. Yeah.
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Do you have to have a car
to drive through it?
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That's a great question, Trud.
Um...
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Is it?
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Uh... Oh, sorry,
Declan is right.
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No, that's not a good question.
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Uh, also,
I'm gonna need somebody
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to cover for me on Monday
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and Tuesday and Wednesday.
- Not it.
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- Not it.
- Not it.
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I'm just gonna be out for
a little bit next week.
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-What are you doin'?
- And part of this week.
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Hmm?
-What are you doin'?
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Uh, personal stuff.
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Jim has cancer.
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He's going to be out
for three days with cancer?
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- No.
- Does Jim have a dance recital?
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No, no, it's, um...
No. I wish... I wish I did.
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It's dumb. Ugh.
- What is it?
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Jim, don't get another
dick piercing 'cause you were--
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That didn't go well last time.
- The guy won't do it again.
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No, the short thing is stupid.
You know? Um...
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Do you guys know how my wife,
uh, Deb, mysteriously died?
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My ex-wife Deb.
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- Uh, huge investigation.
- Oh, yeah.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah. So...
- That's not mysterious.
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Uh... They're... It's dumb.
But they think that they...
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that I should answer questions
about it or something stupid.
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Everything points to
an accidental death of Deb.
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I happened to be
with her that night.
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So there's like a lot of like,
"Hey, make sure that you see--"
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The stuff that I've read
that got leaked to the press,
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seems like there's
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no fucking way
it was an accident.
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-Well...
- Wait.
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And no matter
what you've read
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or seen
on the stupid Internet...
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We also handled the evidence.
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I had nothing to do--
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Also the stupid New York Times
which they called, like,
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the record of whatever.
-Stupid New York Times.
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Those fucking dickweeds.
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I don't know how they got
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some of that stuff,
but it's definitely--
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They tell you. They said
they got it from the police.
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-I had--
- They got voicemail messages
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from my phone.
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I can tell you right now.
I never killed my wife.
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- Mm.
-Nothing.
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I got a great lawyer.
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I feel great.
I have nothing to hide.
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- You and Deb...
-Clem.
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...had an incredible
relationship.
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That's true.
She was my best friend.
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You... She was
your best friend.
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I remember.
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
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You were talking to Deb
on the phone.
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You said, "Deb,
if I were there right now,
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I'd kick your fat ass
down the stairs."
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- Mm-hmm.
-I want that.
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When you can joke around
with your spouse.
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I remember one time,
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we were in the locker room.
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You stayed naked way too long,
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like you always do.
-Yeah.
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We were having
one of those things
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where who hasn't,
blah, blah, blah...
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- Yep. Mm-hmm.
-And then you said,
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"Who hasn't kicked the wife
down the stairs?"
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And that wrecked
the conversation.
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Everybody stopped
and it was awkward and weird.
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Mm-hmm.
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I remember
when we were drunk,
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and you told us this happened
previous to your ex-wife.
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- My very early wife, Lauren?
-Yeah.
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- The blender one.
-Yeah.
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The one that fell
in a blender.
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- Mm.
- Right.
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I don't see how that relates
to this in any way.
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Jim, do you even realize
how many people die around you?
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The short version's
I'm going to be out
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for a couple of days or weeks
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or if things don't go well...
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For the rest of your life
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in jail.
-Yes.
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{\an8}Come on in.
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Hello!
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- Hi there.
- Hi.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Mrs. Mertz. The... Yes.
- Lorraine Mertz.
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Ms. Mertz
- Miss!
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You must be James Dangle.
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That's me.
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- Have a seat.
- Oh, I was gonna say...
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I was gonna say
"Guilty as charged,"
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but obviously not.
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I... I just want-- First thing
I want to say to you is--
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Mr. Dangle,
please don't put your hand
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on my knee.
- Sure, I won't do that.
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Mr. Dangle?
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Oh, hey.
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I'm your defense attorney. Okay?
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My job...
- Great.
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- ...is to get you acquitted...
- That's good. Yes.
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- ...of all charges.
- Whoo.
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All charges.
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Well. So my first question
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to you is...
- Right.
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...did you kill
your ex-wife Deb?
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Uh...
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That's...
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That's the million dollar
question. Yeah.
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Mr. Dangle, I think what
you wanted to say to the end...
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to that question is,
"No, I did not."
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No, I did not.
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That's what, that-- I don't want
to put words in your mouth
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because that's not what we do.
- Pfft.
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Okay, so,
events of the evening.
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Mm-hmm.
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- The truth.
- Okay.
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Deb, my ex.
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We're still very close.
- Mm-hmm.
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We got
a bunch of friends over.
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Some mushrooms.
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Coq au vin. We're play--
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We're definitely play...
goofing by the pool.
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Have you had a coq au vin?
- Terrific.
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We make the coq au vin.
I do my famous bit.
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The famous bit is,
I've got an apron,
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I lift it up,
I've got a vin on my cock.
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"Coq au vin time!"
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Everybody laughs.
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- Okay, Mr. Dangle.
- Yeah.
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Can you tell me where you were
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when you, when you discovered...
- Yes.
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...your ex-wife dead?
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Right above her?
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How am I covered in her blood
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at the scene
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found above her,
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but didn't do it?
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Right?
- I think that is the question
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that everybody wants
to understood--
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everybody wants to understand.
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- Been wondering am I crazy.
- How did you not do it?
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Did you have any motivation
to kill your ex-wife?
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No. That's the crazy side.
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I mean, per...
financial or personal?
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Let's start with personal?
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- Uh, um... No!
- Financial?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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She's the reason
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most of my fucking
ridesharing ratings are bad.
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When you get in with Deb
and Deb's like,
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"Get off
your fucking phone, driver.
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Turn the air up, driver.
Do this."
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She just-- No,
when it comes back,
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that's James Ron Dangles.
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That's my star rating.
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Again, this is fuckin'
camaraderie.
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I don't know how we fucking
lived in... in a fucking...
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I blame...
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- Obama.
- I do. I do.
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My theory...
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of how my beloved
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best friend, gal pal,
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Deb...
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Deb...
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Ended up deceased...
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...was, was silent...
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killer of the skies...
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Let's-- I think we should
write that down. Let's use that.
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Okay.
Silent killer of the skies.
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Owls. An owl.
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- Owls.
- Owls.
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Mexican owl... Those...
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Mexican owl.
- Mexican owls I think
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would be very effective.
- Yeah. I like that.
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If you've been taking edibles,
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and planning on driving
in the city of Reno,
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please download and use
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our new EQ app.
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The Edible Questions App
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that helps you decide
if you're too high
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to get behind the wheel.
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The EQ app generates
a few random questions
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when it senses you're in a car
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and might be too high to drive.
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Who was the Walrus?
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Easy.
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Paw.
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To calculate
your highness level,
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subtract the hour
since you dropped
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and then add a point
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for every EQ you get right.
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Easy stuff like...
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If Mork is aging backwards,
is there a point
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when Mindy is going to have
to breastfeed him?
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Yes. And yes, she is.
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If the universe is expanding,
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isn't that creating a vacuum
somewhere else?
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And doesn't nature abhor
a vacuum
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so that we're in fact
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riding on a giant worm
of space and time
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that's devouring itself
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as Saturn devoured
its own children?
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Yes. Yes, we are.
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If Charles Manson really
had been in the Monkees,
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would Sharon Tate be alive
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and would Peter Tork
have been murdered?
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The answer is both.
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So when it comes
to driving on edibles,
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take out the guesswork
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and leave it to a quick EQ test.
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You will thank yourself
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and the ants will thank you
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for respecting
their infrastructure.
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{\an8}This is-- So this--
Trudy is going to be Deb.
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{\an8}Can I-- Trudy,
I don't want to note you
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{\an8}to death.
- Yeah.
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Deb usually has a look
on her face like,
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she's just, like, so judgmental.
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- Okay.
- Can you hear me?
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Even when she was dead?
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- Even dead.
- Okay.
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Deb's here talking shit.
Classic Deb.
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"Why didn't you ever make
that documentary
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you were going to make?"
That's something she might say.
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Hey, Jim.
Why didn't you ever--
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Come on, let's hang out
right here on this fine--
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"Because it's fucking hard
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to make a documentary, Deb."
- Mm-hmm.
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- So, was she--
- "It takes a long time, Deb."
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And I might say
something like that.
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If you're raising
your voice, again,
276
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doesn't that negate
the owl thing?
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'Cause noise scares owl.
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That's exactly right.
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- Okay.
- "Deb, give me the money
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for the documentary."
- Okay. Okay.
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- "You're my best friend."
- No. I got it.
282
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- Smash!
- Aah.
283
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Uh, wait, wait... Smash
a place that doesn't show
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because I had nothing
on my face.
285
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No physical evidence.
- Okay.
286
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"Deb, stop choking me.
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No."
- And blood splatter pattern.
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- Anything?
- Not really.
289
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- No.
- So if the owl's coming in...
290
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...then why does she--
291
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...you're trying
to save her from the owl...
292
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Back hand. Look, back hand.
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Back hand.
- Ow.
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- Here's the owl.
- Okay. Okay.
295
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Oh, I'm flying over--
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- Okay, I think we get the idea.
- Back hand.
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- I think we get the idea.
- I'm going to get this owl.
298
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I'm going to get it.
Come on, owl.
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Back hand.
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This explains... no owl marks.
301
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-Does it?
- Makes you a hero.
302
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- Yes.
- Makes you a hero,
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doesn't explain
that you are unconscious.
304
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{\an8}Okay, Mr. Dangle. I'm going
to show you the deposition
305
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{\an8}of Leslie Frost. All right?
- Yeah.
306
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Can you please
put out the joint?
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Yeah, absolutely.
I can put out the joint.
308
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Mr. Dangle, put out the joint.
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- Mr. Dangle.
- Go ahead. I'm doing.
310
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Jim mentioned
killing his ex-wife Deb...
311
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every time we spoke.
312
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Bullshit.
313
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{\an8}- You didn't... Have you
ever known that Dangle
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{\an8}was previously married?
315
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,099
{\an8}- Oh, yeah. He's been married
numerous times.
316
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,601
{\an8}I think there were
a couple before
317
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{\an8}or during the time that he was
in the Coast Guard.
318
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{\an8}Well, one of them fell into
an industrial blender.
319
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He wrote about it.
He made a play.
320
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It's called Mistrial.
321
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{\an8}It was a one act.
322
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{\an8}It was okay. It was limp.
323
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,284
{\an8}- A thing that he brought up
all the time.
324
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{\an8}The first time we met...
325
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{\an8}Uh, several times throughout
our relationship.
326
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,658
{\an8}And then also in a text message
earlier that day.
327
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{\an8}He said, "I am going to kill Deb
with a blow poke
328
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{\an8}and blame it on owls."
329
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{\an8}And then an emoji
of the guy laugh crying.
330
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,903
{\an8}And then a short video
of Armie Hammer doing sit-ups.
331
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,842
{\an8}- The night of
the dinner party was, uh...
332
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,610
{\an8}quite a night.
I'll never forget it.
333
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:29,414
{\an8}Deb was throwing one of her
Thursday night soirées
334
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,882
{\an8}and a bunch of person come over.
335
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,585
{\an8}We'd all microdosed mushrooms
and...
336
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,354
{\an8}we were sitting around
waiting for the coke to arrive.
337
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:39,924
{\an8}Jim was yammering on
about his documentary project
338
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,593
{\an8}that he was trying
to get off the ground.
339
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,528
And there was a knock
at the door.
340
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{\an8}And when I opened the door,
341
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:49,634
{\an8}standing there was an alien
disguised as an owl.
342
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,102
{\an8}Everybody else saw an owl,
343
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,204
{\an8}but I knew what that alien
was up to.
344
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:57,008
{\an8}I screamed "Alien, alien.
Illegal alien.
345
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,776
{\an8}Very illegal alien."
346
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,945
{\an8}And when I finally
opened my eyes,
347
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,381
{\an8}I see Jim standing there
348
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:06,118
{\an8}over Deb's bloody corpse.
349
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Screaming "I got it.
350
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I got it good this time."
351
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:17,897
{\an8}And I go...
352
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,398
{\an8}He didn't think that was funny.
353
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:30,009
{\an8}Antonio smelled like
hot sex that summer.
354
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,443
I'll never forget
355
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:36,081
the taste of liquor on his dick.
356
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,050
May I ask you something?
357
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,387
- Yeah.
- What are you talking about?
358
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,489
Um, I've never done
one of these before.
359
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,757
I just seen them in movies.
360
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,859
So I thought this is how
it kind of went.
361
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,095
Look. I'm going
to be honest with you.
362
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:55,801
Jim did text me to ask if I knew
363
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where he could buy an owl.
364
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:11,849
{\an8}Good morning, Reno.
365
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,619
{\an8}This is Trudy Wiegel from
the Reno Sheriff's Department.
366
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,988
{\an8}And I'm... got...
367
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,223
{\an8}What am I supposed to say?
368
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,993
{\an8}-Action!
- Hi, good mor--
369
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,094
{\an8}How's it start with?
370
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,363
{\an8}Good morning, Reno. I'm Rudy...
371
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,498
{\an8}Uhm...
372
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,566
{\an8}It's just going to take me
a few times.
373
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,002
{\an8}Good-- God.
374
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,937
{\an8}I can do it.
Can you just fix it after?
375
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:34,339
-No...
- I have to say it, right?
376
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,573
-Yeah.
- Okay.
377
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:38,176
{\an8}Good morning, Rudy. Trudy.
378
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,712
{\an8}Good morning, Reno.
379
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,013
{\an8}This is Trudy Wiegel
from the Reno...
380
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:43,314
{\an8}From the Reno. From the...
381
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,149
From the Reno. From the Reno.
Mm.
382
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,651
From the... From the...
383
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,419
You know when you say something
so many times
384
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,755
and then it sounds like,
like, it's not really a word,
385
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,590
like, say "yogurt" a lot.
386
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,025
Yogurt, yogur-- Ru--
387
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,961
{\an8}Good morning, yogurt.
388
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,064
{\an8}Ugh! Are you waving at me, sir?
389
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,567
-Uh-huh.
- Maybe if I pop up.
390
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:05,970
{\an8}Good morning, Reno.
391
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,438
{\an8}Good morning, Reno.
392
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,806
{\an8}I'm Trudy Rudy.
393
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:11,075
{\an8}Mm. This was so close.
394
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,777
{\an8}And action.
395
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,447
{\an8}This is Trudy Wiegel from
the Reno Sheriff's Department.
396
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,517
{\an8}And I...
I would like to remind you
397
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:23,855
{\an8}to renew
your fishing license before
398
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,690
{\an8}the first of the year.
399
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,025
{\an8}There it is.
400
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,293
Got it.
401
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,094
- That's it?
-That's it.
402
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,696
Well, that's fucked up.
403
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:32,797
I could have done that.
404
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,640
{\an8}This-- They're gonna--
405
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,008
{\an8}They're gonna fucking get me
with this one.
406
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,276
This is stupid.
407
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,346
I bought a couple
of piñatas of Deb.
408
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,014
We used to-- Boys will be boys.
409
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,482
We used to goof around
and let off steam
410
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,219
and I had a couple dozen piñatas
of Deb and I...
411
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,259
Sorry, I was just taking
a squirt.
412
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,328
- Yep. Oh...
- I overheard you talking
413
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,364
about...
- Yeah.
414
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:07,532
Yeah.
415
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,766
Has this been here
the whole time
416
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,034
and I just didn't even see it?
417
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,202
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
418
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,805
She's always there.
419
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,906
No matter-- No--
Close your eyes.
420
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,241
She's still there.
421
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:18,277
You win.
422
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,612
Where-- Where are we pickin' up?
423
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,246
Some new information
424
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,681
has come to light...
- Whoo.
425
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,683
...and I'm just gonna
play this for you.
426
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:26,918
Mm-hmm.
427
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,687
Debbie!
428
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,555
Oh, that's them.
429
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,925
{\an8}- And I am very worried
for my life
430
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,327
{\an8}because Jim is addicted
431
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,562
to diet pills.
-Hey, Deb.
432
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,364
Have you seen where
I put the blow poke?
433
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,533
They were banned in the 1970s
for inducing psychosis.
434
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,671
A lot like tab
which I missed tab and I'm--
435
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,605
Makes-- I'm getting off track.
436
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,274
Deb, let me pitch you
the documentary again.
437
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,343
Gary warned me.
438
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,912
Gary Werner
is my husband's name.
439
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,614
But Gary warned me
440
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,983
is what I'm trying to say that
he's after me for money
441
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,985
for a documentary
that he's making
442
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,653
about documentaries.
443
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,956
Gary says not to give him money
but I love him.
444
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,391
I've always loved him
445
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,458
and I want to help him
but I can't.
446
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,659
Right now I've got to be strong.
447
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,094
I'm worried because
448
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,462
the last thing
he texted me was...
449
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,830
Deb,
there's an owl out here
450
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:13,698
and it doesn't seem friendly.
451
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,099
The owls.
452
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,100
Oh, no, he is.
Never mind.
453
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,535
I'm going to give you
454
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,870
what you deserve.
455
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,305
What does that even mean?
456
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,140
Oh, hi.
457
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,841
You don't have to hide, Deb.
458
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,309
Deb, don't you hide.
459
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,146
Don't you hide from me!
460
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,324
{\an8}Is this about the, uh, botched
murder investigation?
461
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,226
{\an8}I've already given
several depositions
462
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,795
about the botched
murder investigation.
463
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,632
I understand. This is about
the accidental death
464
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,234
of Debbie Dangle.
465
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,135
Oh! Yeah, same thing.
466
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,771
Are you familiar
with this dramatic work?
467
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:54,906
Yes.
468
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,507
Uh, Invitation to a Nerder.
469
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,242
I've had to read this many times
470
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,877
and give my thoughts many times.
- Mm.
471
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,313
Uh, this is, uh-- Uh,
Lieutenant Dangle wrote this.
472
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:06,217
- Hmm. Uh, wife.
- It was a handsome cowboy type
473
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,086
whose wife was killed by owls
474
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,389
and then
the handsome cowboy type
475
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,792
wrote a play about it
and became rich and famous.
476
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,127
Mm-hmm.
477
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,762
It... It does not--
It does not work.
478
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,732
Would it be conceivable
479
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,901
that his best friend
480
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,471
looking to get into
his good graces
481
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:26,705
would...
482
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:31,844
kill his ex-wife?
483
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,078
Well, theoretically, yeah.
484
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,213
- So, yes.
- But Jim's asked me
485
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,747
to kill people all the time.
486
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,750
Wouldn't it be easier
for... for everybody...
487
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,120
Mr. Junior, if you just told
the truth,
488
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,424
and confessed
that you killed Debbie Dangle,
489
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,525
get you out of here
490
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,495
and then we could put
this whole thing behind us?
491
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,965
I'm high as a kite, thank you.
I can't do anymore.
492
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,966
- A little?
- I'll do it one more.
493
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,101
Hey, if I say something
can it stay in this room?
494
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,903
- Of course?
- I think he did it.
495
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,548
Mr. Dangle, and I'm going
to touch your hand now.
496
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,117
In my professional
legal opinion,
497
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,253
you're fucked.
498
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,954
You're going to go away
for a very, very long time.
499
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,091
And we're going to do
everything in our power
500
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,826
to make sure that you have...
501
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,296
...the best circumstances
in your prison cell
502
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,732
that are... possible.
503
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,066
Hey, good news.
504
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,269
One of the jurors just fell
into a blender.
505
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,436
There's been a mistrial.
506
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,738
You're free.
- Oh, my God.
507
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,675
- Yeah, you're free.
- Oh, God. Ha!
508
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,311
Fucking, that dumb redheaded one
is not a surprise. So dumb.
509
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,913
Well, it doesn't say
which one.
510
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,481
I don't... We'll never know
which one but so dumb.
511
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,750
Oh, my God. Come here.
512
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,694
Here's the thing that no one...
513
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,862
that no one
will talk about in all this.
514
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,731
So she was my best friend.
515
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,471
I love Deb in ways
that a lot of people
516
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:10,409
I don't think will ever even
really understand.
517
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:15,046
And what do-- What happens when
you just keep kicking at me,
518
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,082
you keep kicking a guy?
519
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,186
She was my best friend.
520
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:24,923
I love her so much.
521
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,761
You guys-- I think you guys have
all you need, right?
522
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,196
Did you get me out looking sad
523
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,332
and saying Deb was
my best friend and, yeah?
524
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,034
And how this is
owl country, yeah?
525
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,737
Cool. Are we good then...
We're good then probably?
526
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:40,906
Thank you.
527
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:42,808
Thanks, Deb.
528
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,084
Bluebeard.
529
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,455
You killed them all
when they opened the door.
530
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:59,257
What was behind the door?
531
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:03,762
All of Bluebeard's brides.
532
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,699
Oooh.
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