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-Hands in the air!
-Turn around.
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-Get down!
-Hands up! Hands up!
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Which one
do you want me to do?
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Put your hands
behind your back!
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-Turn around!
-Hands in the air!
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Line of fire!
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Uh, Jim! What does
"line of fire" mean?
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Aah!
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-Is he okay?
- I'm fine.
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{\an8}Oh, my God!
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Guys, hello.
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Good fortune.
I got a grant from Reno
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to do my one-man show
for... for Juneteenth.
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Whoa!
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- Yes! Yes!
- No way!
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See, it's a whole one-man show
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about the, uh, African-American
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ex-ex-experience in... in...
in America, and, um...
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When's it gonna be?
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It--
Uh, Juneteenth.
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- Wow!
- When is Juneteenth?
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Um...
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It's on... on Juneteenth.
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And, uh, you all are coming,
I hope... I hope.
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-Sure.
-Absolutely.
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I remember, at the beginning
of the year,
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you came in
and you were really mad.
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And you're like,
"You are not White allies.
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In fact, you guys
are enabling the racists."
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And you said this
over and over again.
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He called us "dicks."
And you called us "dicks."
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Yes. You said it
over and over again.
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I think right now
when you see us at your event
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when it happens--
- Yeah.
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- Talk about allies.
- Yeah.
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Like my Jewish neighbor
would say
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"Use it in good health."
-Oof.
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Ugh.
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- That was not terrible.
- Pretty good.
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Yeah, okay.
Good fortune to all.
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- I know it's a...
-Good for you.
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- I know it's a one-man show...
-And hey--
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...but if you got a part
for a partner,
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you got a little part in there--
- I'll handle this.
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You'd end up being a nasty
oppressor, you don't want to--
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It's a great day for you,
our brother.
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I'm gonna have a Jones' Day.
I'm... I'm gonna...
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Yes!
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- Jones' Day.
- You deserve it.
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Black power!
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Any means necessary.
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You can't do shows like that
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without a couple
of redneck racist guys.
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- Uh, look at every, look at--
- Sam Rockwell parts.
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Those Rockwells...
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"You... You can't do that
in my backyard"--
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Damn it,
you killed that, man.
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I was born to play that part.
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Do you want to meet my guys
who do right-wing, uh, casting
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for, uh, stuff?
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- Yeah, I'll meet those guys.
-Yeah, yeah.
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{\an8}I'm s--
I haven't done the show
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{\an8}but I'm so proud of myself.
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I'm so proud of me...
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...and what
I've gotta do.
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{\an8}Yeah, come on.
I'm coming. I'm sorry.
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{\an8}Yes!
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I'm sorry. Shit.
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Got it. Shit, I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Okay. Shit.
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And-- Shit. I'm sor-- Fuck!
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That's right.
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Meet the Reno
Sheriff's Department's
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elite Bicycle Riot
Response Division.
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Ever heard of the Blue Angels?
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Well, meet...
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the Beige Angels.
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Beige Angels!
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Beige Angels!
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♪ Hey, Antifa, you afraid? ♪
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♪ Hey, Antifa, you afraid? ♪
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♪ Here come Angels
And they're beige ♪
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♪ Here come Angels
And they're beige ♪
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♪ Hey, you Proud Boys
Get a shave ♪
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...the stairs.
Fuck it! Fuck it! Ow! Fuck!
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Aah! Fuck! Fuck it!
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Can we-- Hey, guys--
Hey, Beige Angels?
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We gotta put some tape here.
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How about everybody just--
Exactly.
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- Stand like you're Proud Boys.
- Yes.
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Like, we're proud
of each other, not--
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I'm a girl. Do I--
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Nora, shut the fuck up.
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The Beige Angels!
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Through a reappropriation
of some funding
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that used to go to schools
but doesn't anymore,
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and some guys who are
in work release from prison,
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and some dudes who got busted
for minor drug offenses,
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we now have,
second to Miami,
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the most elite bicycle riot
response ream in the world.
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Beige Angels, assemble!
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That's when we do the thing,
we do the circle.
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Remember? Circle of Death.
This is the Circle of Death.
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Circle of Death.
That's when we--
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But somebody goes alternate.
Shit.
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I go alternate, you go in.
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Shit. Fuck me. I'm sorry.
No, stop.
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Remember,
some of us are going out,
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and then some of us
are going in,
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and we're chanting...
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Circle of Death!
Circle of Death!
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Okay, hang on.
-Circle of Death!
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{\an8}So, we've been trying to make
a little extra money these days.
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{\an8}And, uh, we came up with the--
A brilliant idea
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of making a calendar
about the Bible...
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...with cats.
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People who love cats
and Bibles,
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buy a lot of calendars,
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we found out.
- Mm-hmm.
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They also love candles
and plastic containers.
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But we haven't figured out a way
to get it all in,
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so, right now it's just cats,
calendars,
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and everybody loves Jesus.
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Well, not everybody, but...
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- Get off on it.
- Oh, yeah, that's good.
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Uh-huh.
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All right.
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Whoo!
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I don't know if you have read
the Book of Revelation,
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but there is the koalas
of the apocalypse.
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I think this is one of
Raineesha's thongs.
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Isn't this?
For when she does her--
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No!
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Yeah. We're gonna
put this here.
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Let's do the part...
-Jesus!
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...at the end,
when he gets murdered.
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Yes.
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So, for some reason,
he had a hat on.
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That doesn't track for me, but--
- It was a torture crown.
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I'm trying to put him on...
-Okay.
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Our... Our cross
is not to scale.
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Hold on, I'm gonna get
the Last Supper.
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Okay.
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O Lord and Savior,
Who got furballs, hairballs--
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It's weird
when you act it out.
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Should we put
his little paws out,
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like he's on the cross?
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I'm doing what I can.
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What?
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- This is really sad, you guys.
- What?
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You know how hard it is for us
to get this little guy
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with this little cross,
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imagine what a hard time
those poor people had
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lifting up an actual man
and putting him on that cross.
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Hardly seems worth it.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Got it. Okay, now we only have
11 more months to do.
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Whoo!
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Good evening.
Welcome to Juneteenth.
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I... am Frederick Douglass.
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If one has not been...
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to the South...
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one can go...
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if they want.
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Let's do this.
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♪ Freak me, baby ♪
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♪ Let me lick you up and down
Till you say stop ♪
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♪ Let me play with your body
Baby, make you feel hot ♪
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♪ If you like ice cream ♪
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♪ Can't forget the ice cream ♪
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♪ Let's go down to the store ♪
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♪ And then bring the ice cream ♪
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♪ Everyone, say we gonna
Have a good time ♪
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♪ Right now, right now
Everybody say ♪
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I'll be back.
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{\an8}♪ Who's the young little brother
You came to see? ♪
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{\an8}♪ Eazy-E! Everyone, say it ♪
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Eazy-E.
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♪ I don't cooperate ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ It's easy for me
To know who you wanna see ♪
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♪ It's a little young brother
By the name of Eazy-E ♪
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♪ And all I gotta do
Is not even plea ♪
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♪ But the sad thing about me
Is I never learned to read ♪
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Now's the time for the question
and answer part of the show.
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My man, Declan.
- How much longer?
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Go ahead, Trudy.
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I was also wondering,
how much longer?
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I'm illit--
I'm illiterate.
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{\an8}When Jones did the whole thing
about Eazy-E
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{\an8}not being able to read,
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I thought
that was pretty racist.
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I mean, if I did a show
about that,
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and I looked like Eazy-E and...
and acted like I couldn't read,
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I feel like I'd get Me Too'd.
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{\an8}I used to think
that Juneteenth
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{\an8}was like a day, you know.
And now I know--
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I... I thought it was-- I...
I was totally misinformed,
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with my White privilege and all
my baggage, I thought it was--
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It had something to do
with the end of the Civil War.
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And it turns out, uh,
a-apparently, no.
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Juneteenth is just--
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It's not even a day,
it's just something...
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Uh, I mean, it's...
it's very upbeat.
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Whoo!
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Enjoying the show so far, motherfuckers?
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Have you ever had pussy
and ice cream
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at the same damn time?
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White people, huh?
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Y'all can't dance.
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Y'all motherfuckers got
little dicks, right, Garcia?
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{\an8}Zoops!
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{\an8}Children...
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we need to get rid of 'em...
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Right? They're terrible.
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We can all escape war together,
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and we're going down the hill.
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And I'm like...
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No, you see...
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My-My wife, when we got married,
I made a deal with her.
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"Don't do it." And she did.
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Wow.
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You know, you gotta separate
the A's from the B's.
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R. Kelly flying around telling
the R.Kelly side of the story.
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- A.
- A.
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Madea stuff.
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- A.
- A.
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The Bill Cosby stuff. A.
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Plus... A-plus.
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You can never have enough Cosby.
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{\an8}Oh, hey.
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{\an8}It's the Reno Sheriff's
Department Beise Angel...
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Banje Angels.
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- We don't do drugs.
- Well, let's get-- No, let's--
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We don't do drugs.
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Okay... Fuck. Okay, everybody,
get in the cool...
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We look like
a bunch of fucking idiots.
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We need to...
Know what you look like?
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A bunch
of fucking weird drug people
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that I got at the bike park.
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Do a fucking formation.
Here we go. Okay.
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Beige Angels, assemble.
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Beige Angels.
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Beige Angels
ramping it up today.
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Fuck... Fuck it. Ow! Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck it.
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This is the problem. The problem
with the Beige Angels...
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These guys are great, you know.
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Um... Lots of 'em
are on work release.
251
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,167
Now they're fucking organized.
252
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:19,939
A lot of the Beige Angels are
men of... proud men of color.
253
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,674
Robert is one of them.
254
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,211
And so are--
Shit, I thought we had...
255
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,378
You're the only...
You're the only...
256
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,913
Yeah, I think
we forgot to bring...
257
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,148
Where's-- Dwayne came
without that other guy?
258
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,918
Well, a lot of the Beige Angels
who aren't pictured
259
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,523
are also brave men and women
of color.
260
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,759
And that's just one
of the many great things
261
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,095
I love about being
a Beige Angel...
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00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,431
the brotherhood.
263
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Reno Sheriff's Department
would like to welcome you
264
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to the "Biggest Little City
in the World."
265
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Whether you've come here
266
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,978
to visit the Bowling
Hall of Fame...
267
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,713
...a taxidermy museum...
268
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,449
...or to try your hand at our
gas station slot machines...
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...we want you to stay safe
while doing it.
270
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Here are just a few tips.
271
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{\an8}On arriving at the airport,
do not speak
272
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:15,059
{\an8}or make eye contact with anyone
you don't already know.
273
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,961
{\an8}And go directly to your hotel.
274
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,131
{\an8}Pack a sack lunch,
so you don't need to stop
275
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along the way.
276
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,669
{\an8}Staying inside the hotel room
with the deadbolt locked
277
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won't guarantee your safety.
278
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But it certainly
increases your odds.
279
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{\an8}And rather than placing your
valuables in the hotel safe,
280
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why not just leave them at home?
281
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It'll save space
in your luggage,
282
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for all the money you "might,"
I have to say, win.
283
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You'll probably win.
284
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{\an8}If you decide to leave
the safety of your room
285
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and explore our great city,
286
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do not leave your car.
287
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{\an8}And finally, don't forget to
write your name, sex,
288
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{\an8}and an emergency contact number
in indelible marker
289
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{\an8}somewhere on your body,
290
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{\an8}ideally on an arm and a leg
291
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{\an8}in case of a possible,
but unlikely...
292
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{\an8}dismemberment.
293
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On behalf of the Reno
Sheriff's Department,
294
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we'd like to thank you
for visiting Reno,
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and will do everything we can
296
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to help ensure your safety
while you're here.
297
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And we hope that you'll see
298
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that we're trying to turn
our F grade for crime
299
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,426
into an E...
300
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,728
for effort.
301
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,662
I wanna
read you something.
302
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,332
Why don't you listen?
303
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,270
It's from my...
304
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,205
Ohh...
305
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,039
- You guys okay?
-Yeah.
306
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,607
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
307
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,878
It's from my show
called Fences.
308
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,648
"Cause I know...
309
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:21,487
what happens to the raisins
when they get left out.
310
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,688
I know--"
311
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:27,192
{\an8}Hey! Hey, I'm over here.
312
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,628
{\an8}Thanks, pal.
313
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,998
Hi, guys, it's me. Raisin.
314
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,600
Did you know that
315
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,504
African Americans made
the first peanut.
316
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,371
It's true.
317
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,273
You... You can't
invent a plant.
318
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,643
I don't think
you can invent a peanut.
319
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,413
No. I think the dude
made things with peanuts,
320
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,081
and he got confused.
- Yeah.
321
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,983
And that just shows
a lack of research.
322
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:55,086
I think somebody
invented cauliflower,
323
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,554
but that's white.
324
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,157
I once was a grape.
325
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,760
And now, I'm a raisin.
326
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,063
Get how that...
327
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,732
is kind of like
how Black people feel?
328
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,807
It is like
how Black people feel.
329
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,710
Did we learn anything
at Jonesteenth?
330
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,313
Oh! Abso-- Uh-huh!
331
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,749
Uh... Like, um...
332
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,885
Uh...
333
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:30,521
I never knew all the words
to "Freak You" by Silk.
334
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,558
And I'm...
And I bet I know them now.
335
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,427
{\an8}♪ Sometimes
When you're outside ♪
336
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,630
{\an8}♪ With the White experience ♪
337
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,333
♪ I want you to come inside ♪
338
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,135
♪ To the Black man's house ♪
339
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,805
♪ Where you're gonna
Get freaked! ♪
340
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,775
♪ Let me freak you ♪
341
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:55,280
♪ Let me freak you ♪
342
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:59,517
♪ When I say "F"
You say "F" ♪
343
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,719
♪ F ♪
344
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,553
♪ F ♪
- ♪ F ♪
345
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,224
♪ When I say "R"
You say "R" ♪
346
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,126
♪ R ♪
- ♪ R ♪
347
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,161
- ♪ R ♪
- ♪ R ♪
348
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,696
♪ F-R-eak ♪
349
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:16,201
I never knew that
the California raisin was...
350
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,271
capable of being that sexual.
351
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,572
It's a... It was a very sexy
raisin vibe.
352
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,374
- I mean, you'd think...
- Yeah.
353
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,777
...it's not possible to be
turned on by the raisin.
354
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,312
It works, it worked.
355
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,617
{\an8}Hey, how're you doin' today?
356
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,152
{\an8}-Officer.
- Hey, you wouldn't know
357
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,120
{\an8}anything about
a shitty brown van
358
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:39,123
that was just a getaway vehicle
in a liquor store robbery?
359
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,725
No, sir.
360
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,860
So I would not find
three men and a woman inside?
361
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,529
No.
362
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,897
All right, you don't mind
if I take a gander, do you?
363
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,198
-No.
- All right.
364
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:18,931
Shit.
365
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,901
I do apologize.
You have a nice day, all right?
366
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:31,108
{\an8}A Bird on the Wing
by Maya Angelou.
367
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,143
{\an8}Ugh.
368
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,712
I know...
369
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,849
why the caged bird sings,
370
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:38,884
do you?
371
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,587
Bet you don't.
372
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,223
And I'm not telling.
373
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,659
I know why-- Jim? Jim?
374
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,328
- I'll just have a pee.
- Uh-uh.
375
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,395
I'm good.
376
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:52,930
- Stop.
-Yep.
377
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,565
- Put your hand down, dude.
- That was my privilege,
378
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,068
trying to go pee,
and I apologize.
379
00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,539
When he did the whole thing
about the movie White Girls...
380
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,306
pshew!
381
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,442
He called that
a Reader's Digest version
382
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,445
of White Girls.
383
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,447
He cut, like, one scene.
I've seen the movie.
384
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,949
That was the movie.
385
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:22,527
♪ Hey, Antifa, you afraid? ♪
386
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:26,397
♪ Here come Angels
Also beige ♪
387
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:32,870
- ♪ Beige Angels ♪
- ♪ Beige Angels ♪
388
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:33,972
Sound off!
389
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,240
Sound off.
390
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,675
We're gonna... We'll set this
to N-U maybe, it'll be good.
391
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,943
It'll be good.
I got it. I got it.
392
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,111
Beige Angels!
393
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,281
Beige Angels!
394
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,522
{\an8}♪ I have a buddy ♪
395
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,959
{\an8}♪ That I unfold ♪
396
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,530
♪ I have my new buddy ♪
397
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,300
♪ Out of Botany Bay ♪
398
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,868
Let's do this.
399
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:11,143
♪ Let me lick you up and down
Till you say stop ♪
400
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:17,783
♪ Let me play with your body
Baby, make you feel hot ♪
401
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:25,356
♪ 'Cause tonight, baby
I wanna get freaky with you ♪
402
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,791
♪ Wo-oh ♪
403
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,292
How many Black people
are there?
404
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,094
More than there ever used
to be, for sure.
405
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,395
- Is he gonna be...
- Wow.
406
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,230
...all the Black people?
407
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,999
♪ Oooooooo ♪
408
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,002
♪ Oooo-oo-oo-oo ♪
409
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,671
Wow.
410
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,773
Wow.
-Oh, the ending.
411
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,342
The big ending!
412
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,912
More to come, guys.
More to come!
413
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,013
"More to come?"
414
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,481
The next time he does his show,
or right now?
415
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,350
Right now.
There's more to come right now.
416
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,185
Guys, look, I just wanted
to hear what you had to say.
417
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,519
-Amazing!
-Oh, wow.
418
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,154
Oh, wow, oh, yeah.
419
00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:58,923
- Are you signing stuff now?
- Uh, not yet.
420
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,524
- Okay.
- You'll sign it at the end.
421
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,193
I'll sign at the end.
422
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,661
I believe he said, "Hang"--
"I'm gonna hang out after,
423
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,129
and you can say hi."
He did not.
424
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,631
- He had left the stage.
- Yup.
425
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,066
Smoke machine going.
We waited for...
426
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,601
- Quite a while. Yeah.
- ...fifteen?
427
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,070
I wanna say 20 minutes,
for the smoke to clear.
428
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,438
I mean, you can check out, see
all the stuff, pretty neat.
429
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,539
He's gotten
a little bit Hollywood.
430
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,608
Yeah.
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