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♪ MTV ♪
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Oh! Ah!
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Ah, damn it.
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Sheriff's
Department!
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Ding dong.
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Sheriff's Department.
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Please don't report
your doorbell camera crimes
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unless they're actually crimes
next time, please.
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Sheriff's Department.
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Hello, hello, hello?
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Why?
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Whoo!
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Ah!
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Ohh!
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Oh, shit!
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{\an8}Good morning, gang.
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{\an8}- Morning.
- Morning.
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By a show of hands,
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who thinks Trudy has something
in her belly button right now?
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I smell it.
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Well, jokes on you
because it's a Pez.
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- Can I check it?
- It is a Pez.
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- How is it a joke on us?
- How is it a joke on us, yeah.
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Because you made it, like,
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oh, there probably
is something in there.
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Well, I got there ahead of you
thinking ahead of you
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and I specifically put a Pez
in my belly button
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before I came to work today.
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And the whole month before that
just in case you did say that.
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So I have had a sweaty Pez
in my belly button
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for the last month and a half.
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So jokes on you.
Touché.
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In your faces.
All of your faces.
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In your face, especially.
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Right in your big fat face.
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What a burn.
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Yeah, it was
a pretty sick burn.
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When you don't want to have
that sports equipment
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all of the time,
the Sports Porcupine
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has plenty of quills
on which to hang it.
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If you have so much sports
memorabilia--
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That you don't want it
at home for no reason.
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That's right.
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That you don't want
to get rid of it.
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Can I tell you something?
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When they subsidized us with
these new technology companies
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we're not getting the peak
of the litter.
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No.
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Sports Porcupine?
Laundry Maniac?
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Travis is right, that Laundry
Maniac guy is indicted.
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- Wow.
- Damn.
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I'm a little disappointed
in the state of Nevada
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for giving away
these business licenses.
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- Right, right.
- By the way,
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What did they reject?
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Yeah, I know.
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And I say, like, hey, guys.
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please don't make me mention
Sticky Dicks,
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the dating service for guys
who don't wanna
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remember anything tomorrow.
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I don't feel like
we should be even
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associated with that website.
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{\an8}Hello, hello!
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{\an8}Got a call out here
to Reno's Escape-O-Rama rooms.
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They lost one of their guests.
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A young juvenile is lost
in the escape rooms.
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- Billy!
- Billy!
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Is this one of those things
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where shit's gonna
jump out at me?
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I don't know. Well, maybe.
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Clearly there's gotta be
a way out, right?
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Yeah. We just have
to follow the clues.
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That door's locked.
That door's locked.
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Billy!
- Billy!
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Help!
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Wait.
So there must be another door.
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There is.
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- Oh, ho, ho!
- Ohh, yeah! Yeah.
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So, somebody's
Andy Dufresneing it.
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Yeah.
I guess I miss my friend.
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Behind the door is a wall.
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No. Shit.
Guys, c'mon, c'mon.
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The king. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
These are all numbers. Ready?
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Three, ten, seven.
- Eight plus five--
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Four, ten, two. Three, ten--
So it's a code.
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There must be something
with a code.
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Yes. Number three.
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I'm only doing blacks now.
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Step now. Four.
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Anything?
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No.
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All right, ready?
One, two, three.
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Ow!
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What's here?
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Ohh. Clues and two types
of books.
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- Moon.
- The moon. And six pens.
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Summerset is not
a real name.
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Summerset.
Summersault!
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So if you summersault,
- When the summer sets, my--
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Look upside down.
Look under the table.
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When summer sets--when summer
sets on mom.
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If you gonna go someplace,
if you wanna leave the room
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you take a suitcase.
You take a suitcase.
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- Ohh!
- Oh, hello.
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Okay, okay.
This is gonna spell it out.
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This is gonna literally
spell it out.
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all: Fe--felo.
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A felo. That's not something
is it?
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Mm-mm.
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Ho.
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You know what happens
when you come home?
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As soon as you come home,
you take your shoes off.
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In this home,
you come home and--
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You come home and you
take off your shoes.
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And you say,
"Hello, Summerset marm."
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Junior, shoe.
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God, you scare me
every time you do that.
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Right. Careful.
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Yeah. Could be springy
snakes or something.
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All right.
The key's in there.
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Maybe the key is in there.
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No. Wait, wait.
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Lots of little crunchy things.
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Hey!
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What are you
doing in my house?
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What are you doing with my dad?
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Oh, my God.
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Isn't this Escape-O-Rama
Reno?
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- No, this is my house.
- Oh
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Where is Escape-O-Rama
Reno then?
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In the strip mall
down the street.
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all: Ooh.
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- Okay.
- Right when we--
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That's fine. That's fine.
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I'm sure he was
a wonderful man.
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{\an8}So this is our first time
participating
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{\an8}in the frown upside down
initiative
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where we give out movie tickets
instead of speeding tickets.
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This one's a good one too.
I think it's--it's, like, JLo
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and it's about, like,
two of the emojis,
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I can't remember which ones.
It might be the poop one.
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I know it, Peter Dinklage
plays a Japanese guy in it.
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And she looks great,
that JLo.
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- Yeah.
- She's, like, 75 now.
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But she--fantastic.
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Hello, how are you today?
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Good morning, officer.
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- It's just admit one.
- Hold on, hold on.
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- Well, thank you.
- Hey. Do me a favor, buddy,
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'cause I want nothing more than
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for you to walk away
with that movie ticket,
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but you gotta explain this
to me satisfactorily.
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Don't shoot!
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Fuck, Jesus Christ!
- Fuck!
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Son of a--
Oh, he got 'em!
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He got 'em.
- Get in! Get in! Get in!
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He got the tickets.
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No, he doesn't get the tickets.
Let's go.
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No way, no way.
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We're getting
the tickets back.
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{\an8}Dangle, James Ron?
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{\an8}- Yes, sir! Sir, yes, sir!
- Yeah.
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It's my privilege
to tell you you've made it
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to the finals in the trials
of the US Space Force.
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- Sir, yes, sir!
- Cadet, you are gonna be
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the tip of the spear
on the six branch
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of the US military.
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What is that branch?
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US Space Force, sir!
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It's time to prove it
with some sweat!
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- Sweat, sir!
- Sweat!
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There's actually a tremendous
amount of sweat
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inside this diaper right now.
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- Good to hear. Good to hear.
- Thank you, sir.
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Sir, I wish I had not
had that burrito, sir.
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- Meteor shower!
- Oh, no. Ah!
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- Yeah, watch out. Coming in.
- Oh, ow!
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Thank you, sir.
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Ow, ooh! Oh, that's so cold!
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Oh, that's so cold!
- It's a comet!
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Are--are you out?
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Ah.
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I have no
idea why we're doing this.
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I mean, this could happen?
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Yeah, in space, a lot.
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{\an8}There's a passenger
dressed inappropriately.
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{\an8}The entire plane is offended.
If you could just please--
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- Male, female? Do we--
- Oh, okay. Well--
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I'm sure it'll be obvious.
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Sheriff's Department.
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Nothing to be
alarmed about, folks.
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It's just a routine check.
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Need your full cooperation.
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Oh, okay.
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How are you today, ma'am?
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Mind standing up for us,
ma'am?
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And good for you.
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Buckled safety belt.
Good for you.
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- Okay.
- Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much. Excellent.
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Hey, silver dress,
can you--do you mind
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just standing up
for us really quickly?
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Yeah.
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- Wow.
- I would--I would hit that.
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And I have never said that
about a woman.
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She's got a cute figure.
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No man would complain
about that, right?
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- No, no.
- Okay.
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Um--
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What have we here?
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It almost looks like
maybe they just fell.
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Okay.
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- This is--
- Hello, sunshine.
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Did I see you in a review
on Tuesday night?
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Yeah! I knew--
- Those tights are fantastic.
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I really enjoy that.
- People used to get dressed up
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on flights all the time.
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Not anymore.
But that--thank you, ma'am.
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I don't see anyone
getting agitated over that.
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Kimball, found it, found it.
Found it. Right there.
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That is disgusting.
Please get up.
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Take your dirty, dirty, titty
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and get off this plane.
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No more. We're sorry.
Take it up with the airline.
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Just doing our jobs.
- Somebody send the video.
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You should all ask
for credit.
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Bonus miles.
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Don't--no, don't film me.
I'm on a no fly list.
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Great news.
October 21st is Nevada's first
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International Pronouns Day.
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It's a great time to learn
about the new pronouns
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such as zie, zim, zir and zis.
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Which are not the same as sie,
zie, hir, and hirs,
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and of course hirself
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with an I which is different
from herself with an E.
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And these are more inclusive,
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and they don't shove
anybody into a box
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{\an8}that doesn't fit zem
or their beautiful genitals.
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{\an8}And we, I, or thon can agree
that singular they
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just makes more sense
when we can't tell
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if zey have bosoms
or if sie is just a soft boy.
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And of course, wait till
you get to the hang of xe,
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which is the non-reflexive
xyrself
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that goes with
the possessive xyr
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and shi which is the ultimate
spelling of shi
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but spelled like a comic book
yamabushi warrior monk, Shi.
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And both E-li and her schel
are not new pronouns
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{\an8}but two given names of Tony
Winner Eli Herschel Wallach.
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{\an8}Eli Wallach.
That one was just for fun.
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00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,501
So let every single zie,
ey, zem, tey,
251
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:20,004
e, tem and ir
and terself get set and ready.
252
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:23,141
Because on October 21st
when it's pronouns day
253
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you don't wanna sound
like an asshole.
254
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,825
{\an8}Okay, Gary, so why don't you
tell me what happened?
255
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,694
{\an8}I'm being prejudiced against
is what happened.
256
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,029
People are seeing a simple
white man and they're going,
257
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,232
"Oh, I'm Black.
I think I'm better than you."
258
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"Oh, I'm a proud gay."
259
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:53,171
"I'ma make sure that a white
man's rights are taken away."
260
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Just because I'm trying to--ow!
261
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,108
So you called me because
you feel like your feelings
262
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,376
have been hurt?
263
00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,711
Did you not see that?
264
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,346
My rights are being
taken away right now.
265
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,014
There are people
coming up and saying,
266
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,116
"Oh, just because
I'm transgender,
267
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,384
I'm special, I am--"
268
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:09,387
Oh!
- Now, that's not a crime.
269
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Judaism is a plague.
270
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It's coming across and making
sure that everybody wants--
271
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Oh! Ah!
272
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Okay. Gary, listen.
Has any kind of crime.
273
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,765
I'm just hearing that
your feelings are hurt.
274
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,200
My feelings are not hurt.
275
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,769
My land is being
taken away on a daily--
276
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,038
So someone stole land
from you?
277
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,506
Is this what I'm hearing?
278
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,441
You can't hold that
in your hand.
279
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So I can't really call
that a theft.
280
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,912
They're gonna still win
the election.
281
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,414
They're gonna
still White House.
282
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:39,083
They're gonna make sure
I can identify that one.
283
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- Mm-hmm.
- They're taking away my right
284
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to free speech.
285
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That's fucked up, Gary.
That I don't agree with.
286
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Ow!
287
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,569
When they announce
Space Force,
288
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:02,740
Dangle wrote, like,
17 letters to Mike Pence.
289
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:06,077
And we set this up for him.
He thinks he's at a tryout.
290
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:09,180
We ended up finding this guy
who by trade
291
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,450
he's a ventriloquist
over at Circus Circus
292
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to play the commander
of Space Force.
293
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,591
So this is our date night?
294
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,859
This is for work.
This is work stuff.
295
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,662
C'mon, he's a sad old man.
C'mon.
296
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,598
Soldier, you're going good.
One more hour.
297
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,266
This stuff's perfect
for the rings of Saturn.
298
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,468
- Sir, yes, sir!
- Rings of Saturn.
299
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,403
I don't think I've ever
seen him this happy.
300
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,005
Thank you so much, man.
301
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,340
It's my pleasure, man.
302
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,408
This is--this is why
I'm in show business.
303
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,277
Make people happy.
This is all good for me.
304
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,346
It's good. I juggle.
305
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,481
I actually have a whole
other act. I can juggle
306
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,950
if there's any reason
you guys need a juggler.
307
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,518
And I can swallow fire.
308
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,225
Good morning.
309
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,362
Today, October 12th used
to be known as Columbus Day.
310
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But I am proud to announce
from this day forth,
311
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today will be known
as Indigenous People's Day.
312
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,638
And now I am told that
the Reno's Sheriff's Department
313
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,905
has prepared a presentation
314
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:11,376
to kick off
Indigenous People's Day.
315
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,917
- How.
- Good morning. Aloha.
316
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,888
Buenos dias. Today we make big
oompa woompa pow-wow
317
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:27,058
for Indigenous People's Day.
318
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:30,228
We, the proud people
who lived and fished
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00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:34,499
on the banks of Lake Tahoe
now take you back
320
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:38,870
with the magical sound
of the tom-tom back in time
321
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:44,676
to when the wise and mighty
red man owned the great place.
322
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,246
We are dem Washoe,
323
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,417
da people of da wild.
324
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,753
Da people of the lake.
325
00:15:55,754 --> 00:16:01,926
We live in peace
for thousands of years.
326
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:06,097
Wikipedia say
we speakum ohukam.
327
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,601
Hey, lasagna.
328
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:13,271
all: Hey, lasagna. Hey.
329
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,641
♪ For a heap many moons ♪
330
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,611
♪ We are dem people
of dark of wild ♪
331
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,781
♪ We no make dem war ♪
332
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:26,217
♪ 'Cause we no know how ♪
333
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:29,887
♪ Oh, great bird spirit ♪
334
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,924
♪ Look down on the Washoe ♪
335
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,625
Caw! Caw!
336
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,128
In the nest fish get caught.
337
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,031
And give us he pine nuts.
338
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:58,082
For heap many spell of moons
339
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:02,153
shall brave
Washoe and squaw
340
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,957
live in valley,
making only love.
341
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,032
Hey, hey!
342
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,834
Shut up your face!
343
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,069
- Caw!
- Shut up!
344
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:21,672
Stop making love
and living in peace
345
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,641
and eating the pine nuts.
346
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,010
We come from across
of the sea
347
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:29,947
to give this simple proud
Washoe small box
348
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:33,785
on these blankets.
349
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:38,456
Also, we kill all the proud
Washoe braves
350
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,825
and take the women by force.
351
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,126
That's right.
352
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,294
Oh, the hell you don't.
353
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,406
This is not accurate.
354
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,951
{\an8}- Come on! Come on!
- Start for real.
355
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,686
{\an8}Whoo!
356
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,321
{\an8}There you go.
357
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:13,057
Pretty good. Pretty good.
Pretty good.
358
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,160
all: Pretty good! Pretty good!
Pretty good!
359
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,161
You know who
can't shoot like that?
360
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,396
Yeah.
361
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,564
- Sparks Department.
- Fuck those guys.
362
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,798
Fuck those guys.
363
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,066
I think that's a lucky shirt.
364
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,835
You know where he got this?
365
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,371
He goes to the lads section,
the boys section--
366
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,974
- Large boys.
- Large boys,
367
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,477
he points
to the three mannequins.
368
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,579
Sold, sold, sold.
And he walks out.
369
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,980
- Like a millionaire.
- Yeah.
370
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,216
You look like a regular
Magnum P.I. over there.
371
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,885
And then Donny Junior
can use it after.
372
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,454
No, but you wear a smedium.
And you just--
373
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,889
He's a husky smedium. Yeah.
374
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,057
Husky smedium.
375
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,725
Hey, you guys,
I forgot to tell you.
376
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,127
I bought a new turtle neck.
377
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:57,802
These are men's shoes.
378
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,970
Yeah, we figured.
379
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,539
You remember I warned you, right?
380
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,575
It's okay, baby.
We all have white friends.
381
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:09,180
I used to like sitting
in the sun eating a hot dog
382
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:12,950
in a turtle neck with no music.
383
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,585
Oh, wait a second. Hey.
384
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,489
Hello? Whoa.
Yes, sir.
385
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,291
- It's about work.
- Yes, sir.
386
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,227
No, we are actually--we
are off duty today, sir.
387
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,229
It's ICE.
- Oh, sh--
388
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,098
It's ICE. It's Immigration.
Hey. Yes, sir.
389
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,300
- It's Immigration?
- Uh--uh--
390
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,436
We would--we would love to.
You know, we are--
391
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:36,407
we are not allowed to do backup
on immigration raids.
392
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:38,843
Them snowflakes
on the City Council.
393
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,412
Them goddamn lib tards.
394
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:44,181
- Ordinance 42!
- The ordinance 42.
395
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,751
And then the goddamn snowflakes
they voted for it,
396
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,686
and we are a sanctuary county.
397
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,121
Yes, sir.
Okay, wait, just a second.
398
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,856
I'll let you speak
to my supervisor.
399
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,958
I haven't even finished
400
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,193
my hotdog.
- Hello. Hello.
401
00:19:56,194 --> 00:20:00,364
This is Lieutenant Dangle.
Lieu--
402
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,800
- What are you doing?
- It's the--
403
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,001
- Pudding Pops.
- No, no, no, no!
404
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,436
- No, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no!
405
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,572
Shit. Shit. Shit.
406
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:11,809
- Hello. This is Carol Wiegel.
- Fuck.
407
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,477
- Yes.
- That is your real last--
408
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,845
- That's your actual name.
- No.
409
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,615
We're very busy
actually because we just found
410
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:21,953
a whole bunch of dead bodies.
411
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,021
- Carol, we need you!
- Hold on, please.
412
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:25,623
Someone's calling me
by my name.
413
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,692
- Carol!
- Yes, this is Carol.
414
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:28,693
Can I help you?
415
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,496
It turns out it was nothing.
Anyway--
416
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,198
Carol.
417
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,766
I think I lost 'em.
418
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,069
- That went good.
- Maria.
419
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:41,740
{\an8}At the Comida Mart.
420
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,449
{\an8}- Good morning.
- Good morning.
421
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,984
{\an8}Good morning.
422
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,754
Guess who's going back again
423
00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:00,091
for Space Force double finals?
424
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:05,196
Next week I am to report
to the Truckee Water Park.
425
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:10,201
I bring $300 cash
and a fresh diaper.
426
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,435
All right, Jim.
427
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,371
- All right!
- Yeah, buddy.
428
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,239
- You're going places.
- Good for you.
429
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,277
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I couldn't do it.
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