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{\an8}You know, a lot of aspects
of law enforcement
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{\an8}have gotten tougher
over the past 15, 20 years,
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{\an8}Trudy, don't you agree?
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{\an8}Yep.
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Remind me not to toss
to you ever.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Try it again.
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No.
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You know, a lot of aspects--
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God, shut up.
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A lot of aspects
of law enforcement
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have gotten tougher
in the past couple years
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except for one.
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The camera phone.
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People, especially the locals
around here,
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can't stop live-streaming
their crimes.
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It's just--
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it's just like fish in a barrel
for us.
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I mean, we can just look like--
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look, graffiti.
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See that?
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But that's--that's in Sparks.
That's a little bit far away.
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- People are so dumb.
- Oh, and then lookit.
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This guy's about to show
his genitals to some people.
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Oh, wait.
I want to see that one.
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Well.
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But it's all the way
at the Bowling Hall of Fame
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which is almost, from here,
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oh, be about 14 minutes
to get to.
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- It's far.
- He'll probably be done.
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I mean, he sure won't have a
boner by the time we get there.
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Oh, here's one.
Oh, wow.
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Uh, "watch me light this
Molotov cocktail."
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That's crazy.
That's super close.
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That's almost like--
- Ooh.
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I've never--
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Holy shit!
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{\an8}- Good morning.
Hi.
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{\an8}- Morning.
- Morning.
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Uh, this meeting,
like all of our meetings now,
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brought to you by Soup Gorilla.
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When you absolutely,
positively want soup,
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in a couple of days,
ingredients right to your door.
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Uh, made with vegetables that--
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Why do they make you say
the whole speech?
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I don't--welcome to--
you want these?
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You wanna trade?
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'Cause once you get these,
shit rolls uphill.
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So as everybody knows,
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the break-ins have been out
of hand.
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Here in the building.
- Yeah.
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Uh, the brass has insisted
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that we hire a private security
guard for the door.
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Oh, come on.
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- That's--
- This is not my call.
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Not my call.
- Look at the cops in here.
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That's sad.
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You wanna get him in?
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This is the guy who's gonna be
guarding us from now on.
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No, it's the skateboard guys, right?
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Well, the skateboard kids
have been a real problem,
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but then there's stuff missing
every--
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Uh, so, this is, uh...
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it's Jeffy, yeah?
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Jeffy, yeah.
Jeffy Renee Chisholm.
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- Uh--
- Hi, Jeffy. My name is Trudy.
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I once had a hamster that lived
off of his own feces
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and then actually--
I was forgetting this--
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but now I'm remembering
he ended up eating...
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himself.
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Jeffy, Wiegel starts bragging
when new people come around.
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- Yeah.
- I do not.
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Yeah, you do.
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Once new people come around,
she starts bragging...
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No, I don't.
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And she'll tell you stories
like, "I had a hamster."
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Tell the truth.
Tell the truth to Jeffy.
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Being able to keep a pet
alive is impressive.
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A lot of people can't.
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She didn't, Jeffy.
Because she didn't.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, Jeffy.
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{\an8}- Liberty 25, code 6.
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Sheriff's Department.
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Sheriff's Department!
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Sheriff's Department.
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Somebody call 911?
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Sheriff's Department!
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Hello?
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I got a call out here
to the expediting facility,
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a 911 call.
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We actually had to trace it
because they hung up.
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It was real crackly.
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Sir?
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Uh, did you call--
- Hey, Travis?
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Sir?
Sir!
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Hey, Travis?
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Travis?
Hey, man.
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Don't--don't leave me here, man.
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Jesus, you scared the hell
out of me.
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Oh, my God.
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Were you with us
the whole time?
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- I came in the car with you.
- You were in the car?
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- But I got lost.
- Oh, yeah.
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You were in the back
of the car. Sorry.
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So you were in the--
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Why is it so cold in here?
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Hey, the sheriffs are here
if somebody called!
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- S-sir?
- Sir?
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- Can--can you--
- Sir, sir?
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- Do you need--
- Did you--did you call?
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Do you need help?
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Did someone here call 911?
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Excuse me!
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Jesus.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, my God.
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And why are you talking
to my people?
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They have work to do.
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- Oh, thank God.
- So sorry.
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Are you in charge here?
- Yes.
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I am very much in charge here.
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Hello.
Reno Sheriff's Department.
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I don't like the sound
of that at all.
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Reno Sheriff's Department?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What are you doing here?
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The 911 center tell us,
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"Hey, we got this sort
of a weird, whispery call."
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And then we had to trace it
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and actually,
the number came back to here.
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Well, I don't understand
how that would happen
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because we jam communications
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within a five-mile radius
of here,
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so I don't know why
that would be.
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- So you're all right?
- Everything's fine.
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Absolutely, everything.
Everything's more than fine.
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Everybody here is happy.
- That's a relief.
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If there were
a medical emergency,
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we have a doctor here
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and he's doing
really interesting things.
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- Mind if we look around?
- Yeah.
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I do mind if you look around.
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Of course I mind
if you look around.
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Why would anyone say,
"Yes, certainly poke around.
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See what you can find
that you don't like."
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So your name--
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My name--
what do you want it to be?
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Let's say Neil Fisher.
How about that?
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Well, that felt very much
like you just--
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Neil Fisher.
F-I- S -C-H-E-R?
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That just felt like you
threw, like, a--
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Dan Stevens?
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Can I ask you, by the way,
how would you describe
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the voice of the person
that contacted 911?
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Um, it sounded like--
it sounded like--
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- Mid-60s, lady.
- Yeah.
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Terrified, terrified.
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Terrified,
a little asthmatic.
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Okay, did she have trouble
with her Rs?
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- She did, she did.
- Yeah.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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We're gonna take care of that.
- Great, okay.
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{\an8}We--there--here was the vote.
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{\an8}The vote was do we get
one of those Ring cameras
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{\an8}or Jeffy?
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{\an8}And the answer is Jeffy was
a lot cheaper.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Morning, Jeff.
- How's it goin', boss?
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Hey, this is weird, but...
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have you seen my gun?
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I--I--I had it--
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when I left the house,
I had it.
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And I know I had it
at the coffee place
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'cause at the coffee place,
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I always, like,
I like, do a thing
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where I, like,
stir the coffee with my gun.
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Sure. I'm not a good
multi-tasker, either.
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I know exactly what you're
talking about.
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They think it's hilarious.
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And then when I leave it
at the coffee place,
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they tell me, then I act like,
"Hey, that was a joke.
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I left that there to--"
- Right, right.
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I gotta say,
I was in the evidence room
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and there was a, like,
a state-issued gun
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that didn't look like
a street gun.
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- Oh, you're the best!
- Does that sound familiar?
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Super Jeff, Super Jeff!
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Can I see your ID?
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I just walked out of there,
Jeff.
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{\an8}I'm taking a trip down memory
lane today.
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{\an8}Uh, my husband was executed
'cause he was a serial killer
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and, um, so a lot
of the crime scenes
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haven't been looked at
in a while
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and there's all kinds of DNA
and this is one of his--
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Makes me kind of emotional.
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So we're gonna see what kind of
evidence we can find in here.
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Oh, yeah.
This is spooky as shit.
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This definitely looks like
a place
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that he would've come and...
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murdered the hell out
of some people.
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The department gives me
these kits.
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I'll be honest,
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I don't know how--what--how--
what to do with any of this.
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These are just regular,
old Q-tips,
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so I'm just gonna get some of
this and put it in a envelope.
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This'll keep 'em busy
for four or five days.
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{\an8}- This is a non-issue!
- Sir!
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{\an8}Oh, when you hear
what I'm gonna say,
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{\an8}when you hear
what I'm gonna say,
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you're gonna be like,
"Oh, I apologize, Andrew.
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Just be quiet.
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You're buying a solo ticket
to stick time, okay?
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- He was--
- Yeah.
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And you're buying a group
ticket to my fist!
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- He was--
- What? Wait, what?
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- Now, wait, wait, wait.
- Wait. Wait, what?
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Was that a mistake?
Yes, but let me speak my story.
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Let me speak my story.
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Andrew,
let her speak her story.
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Let her speak her story
before you do.
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Please, please speak your
story, Angela.
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Please, Andrew.
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- Anglea.
- Anglea!
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He was also masturbating.
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- Whoa.
- Okay, okay.
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I'm not gonna fight that.
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Did I in fact pleasure myself
at my seat?
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Yes.
But that's not the issue.
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That's not the issue.
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We all bought tickets
and when you buy a ticket,
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you buy a what?
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A home.
This is my home.
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So I sit down and I go,
"'Lady and the Tramp?' Uh-uh."
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That's--immediately, I go to--
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I'm like,
"Now, I gotta masturbate.
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'Lady and the Tramp!'"
- Wait, wait.
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- What?
- Dogs eating spaghetti?
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Oh.
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By a show of hands, who here
has pleasured themselves
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to "Lady and the Tramp"?
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Liars, all liars.
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All they've been doing
is, like,
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throwing their people juice
all over--
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Andrew, okay.
That's fine, that's fine.
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We will deal with this.
- Uh-uh! Hey! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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Now, wait a minute!
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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Okay, this is injustice!
This is injustice!
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We're taking it.
That's it.
250
00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,269
- Ooh, wait. "1917"?
- Come on.
251
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,305
- "1917"? Ooh!
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
252
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,510
{\an8}Kimball, what are we doing?
253
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,878
{\an8}Thank you.
Jesus.
254
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,313
{\an8}I've been knocking on the door
the whole time.
255
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,981
He won't come out!
- Well, knock harder, woman!
256
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,482
He's not gonna come out.
257
00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,084
- Mr. Nugent!
- Go time!
258
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,218
Ted!
259
00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:49,354
Buy it, libtards!
260
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,323
- Called us libtards?
- He did call us libtards.
261
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,625
- Welcome.
- Come on, man. Mr. Nugent.
262
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:56,728
Please don't--
oh, Jesus!
263
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,063
Sheriff's Department.
- Police!
264
00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:00,298
- Sheriff's Department.
- Put down your weapons!
265
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:01,333
- All right, all right.
- On the ground!
266
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,734
Put 'em down now!
267
00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,035
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
268
00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:05,003
You put yours down,
I'll put mine down.
269
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,304
All right, same time.
270
00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,806
You put--
no, you put yours down first.
271
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,274
We'll do it at the same time.
Here we go, here we go.
272
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,542
Ready?
Ready?
273
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,411
And putting it down,
putting it down.
274
00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,579
There, we're good.
275
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,548
All right!
- Son of a bitch!
276
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,283
- Let us pray.
- Oh, okay.
277
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,286
Yes, sir.
278
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,521
Dear omniscient Father,
279
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:26,024
we thank Thee for our blessed
Second Amendment...
280
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,625
- Amen.
- Amen.
281
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,662
And also the Third Amendment,
which stipulates
282
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,131
that no soldier call be
quartered in a private home.
283
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,566
- Okay.
- Amen.
284
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,900
Let's do this!
285
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,569
Come on! Let's go!
Rock and roll! Whoo!
286
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,372
Sparks Convention Center,
let's do this!
287
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,439
- Okay, hey!
- Let's do this!
288
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,074
Mr. Ted Nugent!
Make a hole!
289
00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:45,610
Your guitar, Mr. Nugent.
290
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,245
Whoa!
291
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,214
What?
292
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,016
Whoo!
293
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,217
Make a hole.
294
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:57,422
Theodore Jonathan Nugent.
295
00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:01,393
Yeah!
296
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,761
...why we did that.
297
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,295
Oh!
298
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:05,730
There you go.
299
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:08,366
Oh, can you make that out
to my boyfriend, Matt?
300
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,567
- Make a hole, people!
- Let's do this! Come on!
301
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:10,635
- Make a hole!
- Come on!
302
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,872
Oh.
303
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,375
What are you thinking?
304
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:18,810
- Make a hole.
- Hey, Nuge.
305
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,945
I put a bump stock
on the T-shirt gun,
306
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:24,349
so it should shoot 500 T-shirts
in a minute.
307
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,252
- Put a silencer on that.
- Yeah...
308
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:30,088
that'll make it illegal
in California.
309
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,559
You're gonna need a guitar, sir.
310
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,301
Hey, hey!
- Whoo, whoo!
311
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,477
And all of you
deplorable crackers,
312
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:56,648
put your hands together
for our great senator
313
00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:00,318
from the great state of Nevada,
314
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,354
Mr. Ted Nugent!
315
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,660
And if you don't like it,
you can...
316
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,464
all: Suck on my machine gun!
317
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,602
- The best senator we ever had.
- Yup.
318
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:20,071
- You guys want some T-shirts?
- Yeah!
319
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,439
Let's have some fun.
320
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,174
- Little higher.
- No, aim a little bit--
321
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,716
{\an8}Oh.
322
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,284
{\an8}Poor fucker.
323
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,420
{\an8}She was short.
He liked 'em short.
324
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:40,358
I mean, he liked me for,
you know, sex and romance,
325
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,494
but for murder,
he liked 'em short.
326
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,097
Oh, there's a little blood
on there.
327
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,603
Could've been his.
328
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,073
Hmm.
329
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,744
What's going on, Trudy?
330
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,514
- Oh, hey, Craig.
- Hey.
331
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,951
- Craig.
- Yeah? What's going on?
332
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,387
Are you really here?
333
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,788
Yeah, I guess.
334
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,424
I mean, I think I'm a ghost
or whatever, but--
335
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:17,162
Oh, I was always hoping this
might happen.
336
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,797
Uh--uh I mean,
337
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,100
I been good, you been good,
everything's nice?
338
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,936
No, I've missed you since
you've been dead.
339
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:29,574
I have not had any
340
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:34,779
boyfriends or any dating since
you were executed.
341
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,449
Uh, let me tell you,
I've had lots of offers.
342
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,884
Oh, good,
343
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,921
'cause I've been kind of dating
a bunch of people.
344
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,690
I didn't know that was a thing.
- Oh.
345
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,059
Yeah, I'm in hell.
I don't know if you know this.
346
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,160
I figured.
347
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,229
- It's kind of a party.
- Oh.
348
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,830
It's pretty awesome.
349
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:56,234
You know, you can see gals
on the side, you know?
350
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,536
It's a whole mess of people.
351
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,572
It's not just girls.
352
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,909
I mean, it's like a kind
of an orgy Caligula
353
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,511
type of situation.
354
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,415
I mean, the devil's involved.
He's actually a pretty funny--
355
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,418
if you get to know him,
he's got a good sense of humor.
356
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,454
Just as, like, to make people,
you know, laugh and stuff.
357
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,456
Oh, I wish I could come visit.
358
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,791
You can.
359
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,560
You just have to do
some terrible things.
360
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,805
{\an8}Hey, Nevada teenager.
361
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,640
{\an8}I see you're proudly
celebrating
362
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:36,908
{\an8}the Second Amendment
363
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,810
{\an8}and our state's freewheeling
open carry laws.
364
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,245
{\an8}You bet, boomer.
365
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,480
{\an8}I can open carry this bad boy
right here, weapon.
366
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,716
{\an8}You're probably thinking I'm
going to harsh your mellow
367
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,351
{\an8}by telling you
to be responsible
368
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,720
{\an8}with that war weapon you have
zero training for.
369
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,021
{\an8}Yeah, boomer.
370
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,223
{\an8}You're probably gonna say
Nevada rolled over
371
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,126
{\an8}to the snowflakes and take away
a bunch of my rights.
372
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,461
{\an8}Nope.
Not at all.
373
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,229
{\an8}Seriously?
374
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,831
{\an8}Yep.
Look it up.
375
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,234
{\an8}And no, you don't need a permit
like you would for fishing.
376
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,536
{\an8}Oh, okay.
Well, thanks, boomer.
377
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,706
{\an8}I'm off to enjoy Nevada
and see the Hoover Dam.
378
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,244
{\an8}You cannot
under any circumstances
379
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,415
{\an8}open carry at the Hoover Dam,
so don't make a...
380
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,026
- Yo.
- Hi.
381
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,095
What's up, there?
What's up?
382
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,866
Oh, I'm sorry.
Can I see some ID?
383
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,801
- See some ID?
- Yeah.
384
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,603
Come on, dude.
Jeffy, it's me.
385
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,905
Oh, I know.
It's just protocol.
386
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,273
Come on, man.
I gotta deuce it.
387
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,142
Well, if this were Henderson
or Carson City,
388
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:47,145
I'd say, "Yeah, fly on by,"
but it's Reno, you know?
389
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,314
I'll give you a banana.
Just let me in.
390
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,715
I don't do a barter system.
391
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,151
This isn't Tom Sawyer trying
to paint the fence.
392
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,687
Jeffy, I could shoot you
here, okay?
393
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,022
What security are you doing?
What are you doing?
394
00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,557
Well,
now it feels like a threat.
395
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,059
I don't--I don't--
I can't even--
396
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,627
I need to--all right.
397
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,663
Sorry, dude.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
398
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,600
He didn't show it to you?
He didn't show you ID?
399
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,870
- No, he did not.
- What do you say to Jeffy?
400
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,405
- I'm sorry, Jeffy.
- It's fine.
401
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,141
It was a miscommunication
if anything.
402
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,077
It's cool.
403
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,411
He can poop at the Subway.
404
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,219
I gots a couple of questions
for you.
405
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,253
- You do?
- Yeah.
406
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,888
Do you--
- Anything.
407
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,124
I just want to know
what's going on,
408
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,892
you know, on Earth and stuff.
409
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,728
What's an iPhone?
410
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,996
People come down
and talk about their iPhone.
411
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,765
It's like, I go,
"Oh, yeah. That's awesome."
412
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,101
And then I go back and
I'm like, "What's an iPhone?"
413
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,969
Well, it's just a phone,
like a cell phone,
414
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,471
so you can talk to people.
415
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,674
It's sort of like, um,
remember back when you were kid
416
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,909
and you'd do, like,
a tin can with a string?
417
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,778
- Yeah.
- It's like that.
418
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:57,215
But you can take pictures
of your privates on it.
419
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,783
- Oh, all right. Okay.
- Same difference.
420
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,218
That makes sense.
421
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:03,187
You can also buy shoes on it.
So--
422
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,223
I don't want
to complicate things for you.
423
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:12,930
♪ And we're dancing
in the corner of the room ♪
424
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:17,535
♪ And you're dead
and I'm alive and it's okay ♪
425
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,070
If I was in hell,
426
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,472
would you pick me
to have an orgy with you?
427
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:24,041
There's kind of a clique
of cool kids
428
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,610
and if I'm near the cool kids,
429
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,479
I might give you a little bit
of the shoulder like--like,
430
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,982
"Oh, yeah, whatever, Trudy."
or something.
431
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,049
That's okay.
432
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,451
I mean, I just was your wife
433
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,286
and I covered up a whole bunch
of murders for you
434
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,888
for a long time,
but I understand.
435
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,090
Yeah, it's just like,
you know,
436
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,691
schoolyard politics
kind of stuff.
437
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,193
Totally.
438
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,628
I came here to tell you,
to warn you about something.
439
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,397
- What is it?
- It's about your future.
440
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,033
You make a horrible mistake.
- Oh, my God.
441
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,235
I'm so glad you came.
What is it?
442
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,737
You cut your bangs.
443
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,506
Yourself.
It's a disaster.
444
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:58,142
I was gonna cut my bangs
tonight.
445
00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,178
Yeah, that's right,
that's right.
446
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,820
{\an8}- Hey, honey.
- Hey.
447
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,121
{\an8}What you doing home so early?
448
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,323
{\an8}I forgot my whatchamacallit
thing.
449
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,825
{\an8}- Oh.
- How you doing?
450
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,565
{\an8}Hey.
451
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,004
You look nice today.
You look very nice today.
452
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,607
Eomma.
453
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,144
{\an8}Mom, these boobs brought you
to America, okay?
454
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,146
{\an8}What you got there?
455
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,482
{\an8}- Uh...
- You wearing my vest?
456
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,484
{\an8}Yeah.
457
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,118
{\an8}- All right, step out.
- Yeah.
458
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,620
{\an8}- Step out.
- Yeah.
459
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,622
{\an8}All right.
460
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,324
{\an8}Okay?
I'm putting on clothes!
461
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,494
{\an8}Oh, look! Oh, look!
Let me go to the office, huh?
462
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,263
{\an8}I'm gonna a regular job, okay?
463
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,865
{\an8}- You forgot this, too.
- Thank you.
464
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,999
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Yup.
465
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,933
{\an8}Don't kill yourself
out there.
466
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,134
{\an8}Don't let them kill you.
467
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,403
{\an8}Don't throw it.
Don't throw the Taser.
468
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,538
{\an8}Oh, shit! No, don't throw it!
Don't throw it!
469
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,039
{\an8}No, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't throw it!
470
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,708
{\an8}Don't throw it,
don't throw it.
471
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,143
{\an8}Thank--thank you.
472
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,114
{\an8}- I don't speak Korean.
- She says she loves you.
473
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,752
{\an8}This body brought you
to America!
474
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:19,491
{\an8}You know, in 32 years,
I'm gonna own this whole place.
475
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,937
{\an8}Uh, as of--
we've been sued recently.
476
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:36,841
{\an8}I think you all saw the lawsuit
from, um, Tim Robbins.
477
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,410
Thank you.
Hollywood legend.
478
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:40,845
Multiple Academy Award-winner.
479
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,480
And, of course, Susan Sarandon.
480
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,115
They've teamed up
with Sean Penn,
481
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,050
I believe, Eddie Vedder.
- Yeah.
482
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,718
Uh... wow.
483
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,287
We're all big fans
of these guys
484
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:53,291
and their lawsuit against us
for human rights violations...
485
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,126
That stings.
486
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,228
That stings, you know?
487
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,731
Because we've been Pearl Jam
fans since way back, you know?
488
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,700
I mean, "Daughter," "Animal,"
489
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,702
uh, "Rearviewmirror."
490
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,170
You know, these are all hits.
491
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:09,807
So for Eddie Vedder
to so strongly come out against
492
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,343
the Reno Sheriff's Department
493
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,346
and call us names
that I would not call--
494
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:18,783
uh, I would not call, uh...
495
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,318
Blind Melon, you know?
496
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,419
So it stings.
497
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,155
When Pearl Jam sues you,
it stings.
498
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,997
Trudy!
Trudy!
499
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:33,931
Oh!
500
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,600
That's a lot of animal poop.
501
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,535
Tru--Trudy!
502
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,437
Trudy!
Holy crap.
503
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,305
Trudy, Trudy!
504
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,373
Frank.
505
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,774
Oh, thank God
you're not dead.
506
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,576
How you--
- What?
507
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,644
Oh.
508
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,012
Whoa.
509
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,114
Oh, there's a lot of gas fumes
in here, Trudy.
510
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,316
I don't think
we should be in here.
511
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,352
He had some teeth in a jar,
512
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,387
but he told me I could
sell them on the internet
513
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,888
to make some money.
514
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:58,990
You know what? I'm just gonna
lay down for a second.
515
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,324
Yeah, no, it's really fumey.
516
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,659
I'm just gonna lay down
for a second. Oh, my God.
517
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,793
It's fumey, right?
518
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,095
But doesn't it feel good
to just--
519
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,263
- It does feel just--
- Oh, it feels good.
520
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,398
'Cause I'm just tired.
521
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,667
I just want
to take another nap.
522
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,669
Sometimes...
523
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,672
I used to find bones...
524
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:19,277
under the sink.
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