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Bike helmets,
still optional in Nevada.
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Okay.
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This is operation eye
in the sky.
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I have a tiny homing beacon
right here...
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...linked up...
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...to a GPS system.
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Now...
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...if my bike is stolen
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I can track it...
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...anywhere in the world.
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Alright. We have laid the bait.
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Still working, check.
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Check. Check.
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I can see exactly
where my bike...
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Oh,
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Wow, that was really fast.
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Okay. We go. We go.
The hunt's afoot.
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East.
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Oh, you did it now.
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He's coming.
Here he comes. Gotcha!
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Yeah!
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{\an8}'Good morning, gang.'
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{\an8}'Good morning.'
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{\an8}Uh... that little crack head
who's in the jail right now
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{\an8}is a dwarf, he's not a midget.
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'Please don't refer to him
as a midget anymore, okay?'
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Kimball.
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- Thank you.
- 'Johnson.'
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What's this?
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'Lady officer
filed a grievance.'
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She said the-the
bulletproof body armor
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was, uh, uh, constricting,
and did not allow her
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to perform her duties
as a sheriff's deputy
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'uh, to her utmost abilities.'
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Uh, and we now have to issue you
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special ladies'
bulletproof body armor.
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So men aren't allowed to say
that their tits get in the way
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but if they say
their tits get in the way
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- They get a brand-new uniform.
- 'Yeah.'
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Hey, Jim, do we get,
do we get special penis guards?
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Special schlong protectors?
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- Don't you?
- Yeah, it's a cup.
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- 'It's called a cup.'
- It's called a cup.
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What do you think?
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Pretty good.
Really hugs you in good.
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- Good on you.
- Yeah. Feels solid.
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Sorry. So sorry.
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- Excuse me.
- 'That looks real...'
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- 'That looks real good on
you.'
- 'Thanks.'
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I filed a grievance,
'cause I felt like
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I couldn't do my work
around my tits, you know.
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Mm-hmm.
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- I guess we could try it.
- 'It's not a bad color.'
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I mean, now that they're out of
the boxes, and what not.
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I mean, I don't know if mine
even fits, but I'll try.
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They're not mandatory.
No one said they're mandatory.
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'No.'
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They took the trouble
to buy 'em.
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- We'll, we'll try 'em on.
- 'They're here now.'
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- They're not mandatory!
- Yeah, and this...
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- 'That's fine.'
- 'Jim?'
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Sir?
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I'm pretty sure
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uh, evlar-kay ests-vay
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go on the inside-ay.
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Of a shirt ay-vay?
Of a shirt?
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- Um.
- What are you saying?
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'Why do you wear yours
on the outside?'
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I've been wanting
to know that for...
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I was hung over when I got
dressed this morning
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and I forgot, I always remember
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Kevlar first, but then,
I already got my shirt on.
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- 'So, wait a second.'
- 'Yes, sir.'
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So, you said you were
hung over this morning.
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And that's why you put
your Kevlar
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on the outside of the shirt.
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Yes, sir.
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'You've been doing that
for 11 years.'
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'Okay. Moving right along.'
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{\an8}Got a 911 call, 1433...
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'Am I crazy? There's-there's
no-no house here.'
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No. You're not crazy.
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'Cause that's...
okay, that's 1432
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That's 1434.
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- Fourteen-thirty.
- Fourteen-thirty.
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Remember me?
Guess what?
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I'm out. Ten years, man.
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I'm out.
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I'm on your block.
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Hello.
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Have we met before?
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Kyle Overstreet, man.
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- Kyle Overstreet.
- Um...
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From... putting me in jail
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from me doing a dime
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from you testifying
against me, man.
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I'm back,
and I'm getting revenge.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh, okay.
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Oh, oh, oh! God! All of a sudden
they start remembering.
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- For what, again?
- What'd you do, Corey?
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No, we didn't start remembering.
Wha-what did you do?
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- Robbery, my neighbor.
- Robbery?
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- You rob your neighbor?
- Elderly man?
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Chopped him up
into little pieces?
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- No.
- Oh, that's somebody else.
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Stole his record collection.
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You're not the guy
who used to [bleep] feet.
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- Did you [bleep] feet, Corey?
- Remember that?
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No, my-my name is
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Kyle Overstreet.
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You guys, three strikested me.
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- Famous robber.
- Okay...
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- Oh, that's the radio.
- Oh.
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Oh, yikes. We gotta go.
We gotta take care of this.
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- Yeah. Uh, yeah.
- It went...
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It's very quiet
sometimes these days.
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Next time... next time...
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you're gonna revenge somebody
and, like, ten years has passed
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and they're in the stir, and all
you're thinking is everyday
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you're carving, "Oh, my-my
blueprint for their demise!"
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and the ultimate revenge.
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In between,
send a card, or a letter
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or something like that.
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Or a threatening email.
Something like that.
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You're freaking.
You're freaking, dude.
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Revenge isn't always
best served cold.
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You're freaking.
You're both freaking!
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Sometimes, it's best served
at least lukewarm, or something.
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You're, I can see you shaking,
man. You're shaking.
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- I'm totally shaking.
- You are.
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Craig, I'm totally shaking, man.
I totally am.
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Kyle, dude! Right.
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{\an8}'What do you got? Talk to me.'
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{\an8}'Talk to me, talk to me.'
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{\an8}Uh, I have, um
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{\an8}mixed, mixed news.
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- Hey, a catcher's mitt!
- Catcher's mitt!
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- Catcher's mitt!
- Oh, sweet.
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Oh, you gotta break that in,
you get some linseed oil
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and put a ball in there,
and then tape it up
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you put a bandage overnight.
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Okay. Now, to the bad news...
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Um, I think we figured out
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we figured out
what the smell was.
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We figured out the smell.
So, that's good.
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We, whenever we get to
unravel a mystery
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whenever we unravel a mystery,
that's in the plus column.
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Another present!
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Ha-ha! Another present!
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That's in the plus column.
Whenever you unravel a mystery.
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So, we've unraveled a mystery
today, which is wonderful news.
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- And now...
- Hey, big one!
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- Big one!
- Big one!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Xbox 360!
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Wow, that's the best one
they make. Look at that!
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Xbox 360, great!
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- Ohh. Full of socks.
- 'Oh. Got him.'
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- Got it?
- Yeah.
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Ugh!
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Oh!
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No, just the boot.
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Uh! Aah! Foot in it!
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Okay.
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Today...
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...is the first day...
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...of the rest of your life.
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And I'm gonna fish
the rest of your dad's corpse
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out of the chimney, okay?
And then...
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we're going for an ice cream.
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{\an8}Good morning!
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{\an8}'Good morning, Mr. Marmella.'
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{\an8}It is a good morning. It's a...
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Ahem, Mr. Marmella,
we're here to put
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the sex offender sign
in your front yard...
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The hessima who? What is...
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- Uh, the sex offender sign.
- Yes, that's me.
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Remember, you're
under house arrest.
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- And you're a sex offender.
- How can I forget?
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We need to, um, put this sign
in your front yard to, uh...
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Why don't you come
help us pick out a spot?
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- "Megan's law. Danger."
- Yeah.
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Well, that's silly.
I'm not a...
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What is,
what are these you're wearing?
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Uh, they're Kevlar vests.
Up here.
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So, like,
if a bullet just came...
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- And just...
- Don't.
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I'm holding a mallet, Steve.
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Okay, I'll just be over here.
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- 'And she'll use it.'
- Yeah.
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You wanna...
you wanna do the...
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- Yeah.
- Oh!
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Oh! Ladies getting physical.
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- Alright.
- That's...
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Oh! Yes!
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Please don't make that sound
every time I hit the thing.
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Mm!
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Just go ahead
and bang that thing.
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- Okay
- Mm! Two women banging!
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Please don't, with the sounds.
'cause it sounds sexual.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Unh! Mm! Mm!
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Harder! Harder! Harder!
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Ah!
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Okay, give it a good slam.
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I don't want you
to get my-my fingers.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Auden, you know what?
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- You're doing it again.
- What am I...
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I'm just making sure she hits
the gosh-darned thing--
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You're looking at her boobies!
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Oh, [bleep]damnit.
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Hey, you know, I'm sorry.
I won't help the police anymore.
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"Megan's law. Sex offender.
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Dangerous."
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Dangerous man!
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Here.
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So, watch out you!
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- Watch out, everybody.
- Alright. You know what?
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I think maybe you should go on
back in the house now, 'cause...
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Yeah, you've got your
underpants on and it's not...
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Mr. Marmella,
back in your house.
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No, I-I live
across the street.
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So, good day.
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Well, you know what,
this neighborhood
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is filled with sex offenders.
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I mean, there's
a very good chance...
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- That whoever lives here is...
- ...has done something.
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I enjoy this Kevlar.
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One thing that's great
about it for me is
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I can, never knew,
I've found talents
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that I never knew I had.
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♪ Nice to meet you ♪
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♪ One two three ♪
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♪ I'm a booby, look at me ♪
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♪ How do you do?
This is booby number two ♪
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♪ Nice to meet you
I'm a boob ♪
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♪ Nice to meet you... ♪
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Stop that! Stop that!
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Now, if the hump in her back
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could join in
and play the banjo
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you'd have a whole short film.
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I could work on that.
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{\an8}We just got a 911 call.
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{\an8}A neighbor is assaulting
another neighbor.
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{\an8}- Here we are.
- Aw, d...
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{\an8}No! Mike.
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- What?
- Put it down, Mike.
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- Put it down.
- Put it down.
250
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,716
Not today. I was apologizing.
251
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,343
- No. Not today.
- Put it down!
252
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,553
Not putting it down.
Watch out there.
253
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,846
No, Mike,
put down the sh...
254
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,765
- This is not a show!
- No! No! No!
255
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,434
Go! Go! Mike!
Calm down. Calm down.
256
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,686
- 'It's not a show.'
- Calm down, Mike.
257
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,897
I'm the, I am the last Samurai
on this block.
258
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,066
- Put it down!
- Grr!
259
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,233
'One... we will count.'
260
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,319
- 'One...'
- Two! Two!
261
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,445
- We're counting!
- We're starting...
262
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,571
Starting again, one...
263
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,197
Ack! I screwed it up.
264
00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,200
- 'No! One...'
- 'Hey!'
265
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,827
Get your ass in the car.
266
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,916
Come on. Right this way.
267
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,919
Right this way.
Right into the car.
268
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,505
There you go. Right in.
269
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,550
'I love it!'
270
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,386
'Oh, Jesus!'
271
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,888
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
272
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,557
'Oh! Wow! Heh heh!'
273
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,101
Clean up on aisle five!
274
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,119
See you at the courthouse.
275
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,787
And there's a camera
right over there.
276
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,539
Gotta watch what you say
about the Jews.
277
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,958
Unh!
278
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,213
You can't sell it
on the street, sister.
279
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:55,839
You can't sell it
on the street.
280
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,598
What are you doing?
281
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,475
'Dude! Dude!
What the [bleep] are you
doing?'
282
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,935
It's called a body harness.
283
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:12,147
You're-you're bod...
you're body harnessing
284
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,314
yourself to our vehicle?
285
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,566
Yeah.
286
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,025
Oh-oh, God! Will he
go to those lengths?
287
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,861
Is he that crazy?
288
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:18,987
Yeah! I am!
289
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,947
Oh, my God!
290
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,491
{\an8}You guys are freakin' out
all of a sudden.
291
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,786
{\an8}This guy's gonna
body harness himself?
292
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,288
{\an8}It's Overstreet!
Kyle Overstreet.
293
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,956
- Oh, that's the--
- Kyle Overstreet!
294
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,959
'The guy who's gonna, you were
gonna get your revenge on us.'
295
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,669
Yeah. Now you remember.
296
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,338
- 'No. Actually, no.'
- 'I mean, you, yeah.'
297
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,965
I mean, I remember the time
when you said before
298
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,676
that you're gonna get
your revenge from... later.
299
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,052
{\an8}But not from,
not from before...
300
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,472
{\an8}From the dime that you spent.
301
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,183
Now, when you thought about
this plan in jail
302
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,851
and getting your revenge
303
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,727
were you aware that we
304
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,687
we drive the police
interceptor here?
305
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,023
That doesn't have
that much clearance.
306
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,399
I thought it was a bigger car.
307
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,359
You thought it was some sort
of sport utility vehicle
308
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,527
Maybe a Tahoe,
something like that.
309
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,196
No, we're out driving
the regular interceptor.
310
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,030
I-I don't think you could even
fit under there.
311
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,866
{\an8}Yeah, you're kind of
a biggish guy.
312
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,367
{\an8}Uh, you know what?
313
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,703
{\an8}Uh, gee. Should I be taking
advice from you?
314
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,704
Yeah, guess what? No.
315
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:10,747
I don't give a crap
316
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,873
what you guys have to say.
317
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,167
Can I-can I say
something right now?
318
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,920
The surprise of you,
of us going somewhere
319
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,715
uh, and then you leaping
out from beneath our vehicle
320
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:23,259
and saying, "Revenge!"
is kind of blown now
321
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,010
'cause now we know
we know you're here.
322
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,721
{\an8}Totally different
surprise now.
323
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,598
{\an8}That I thought
it was a bigger car
324
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,100
found out it was smaller,
but still-still did it.
325
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,895
{\an8}Fine, we'll act surprised
when you jump out
326
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,396
and get your revenge,
I swear to God.
327
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,065
You're getting
the first pothole. You're...
328
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,191
'Get out! Get out
from under there!'
329
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,984
'We're going and we're
not going to be surprised.'
330
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,115
- 'Ah!'
- Nope.
331
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,034
- 'Ah!'
- I told him.
332
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,995
- You tried to tell him.
- I tried to tell him.
333
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,497
Are you happy now?
334
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:52,997
Ken, are you alive?
335
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,082
'Kyle!'
336
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,756
By the way,
thanks for the invite
337
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,132
to go water skiing
alone with you this weekend?
338
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,718
It sounds like a lot of fun.
339
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,095
Yeah, I'll teach you
how to get up pretty quick.
340
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,430
If you need help...
341
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,265
Are we still on
for lunch this afternoon?
342
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,934
- Definitely.
- Okay. Thank you!
343
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,102
Um, I'm sorry.
344
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,103
I-I think all of this
sounds great.
345
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,105
All this lip service
you're paying
346
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,692
Miss Nitwit over here.
Alright? Sorry.
347
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,944
There are ten new gazoombas
in town, sweetie. Eat it.
348
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,237
Yeah. Mine are still better.
349
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,448
Eat it. Eat it. Eat it.
350
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,783
Oh, stop it.
351
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,661
'I'm sick of these
uniforms, okay?'
352
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,329
I feel objectified.
353
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,290
I see you guys
getting objectified
354
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,166
and you're not used
to it and I'm sick.
355
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,293
Jealous Judy here.
356
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,003
I've got bubs
but I've got balls
357
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,213
and I'm gonna go show 'em.
To the captain.
358
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,965
I'm gonna get
these things outlawed.
359
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,133
It's not right, okay?
It's not right.
360
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,468
- Oh, come on.
- Come on, yeah.
361
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,679
- I'm gonna do it right now.
- Can't we be friends?
362
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,471
What did Tigger do today?
363
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,765
Oh, my God.
You won't believe this.
364
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,101
Okay. So, this morning,
I wake up to this.
365
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,520
- Mama.
- Oh, that's so cute.
366
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,774
No, no, no.
It was a rat.
367
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,985
What?
368
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,988
I just got promoted.
369
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,364
You know what?
370
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,324
I'm gonna hoist
these puppies up
371
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,117
and see if I can't get us
a popcorn machine.
372
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,828
Oh, do to. Do to, do to. Yeah.
373
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,800
Wanna swing by the place?
See my new fridge?
374
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,510
- No, I don't.
- It won't take very long.
375
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,471
- It's a mini-fridge.
- 'Yo!'
376
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,056
What the fudge.
What is this guy's name again?
377
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,183
- 'Carl.'
- What now, Carl?
378
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,852
How about this?
379
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,812
- What's he doing?
- I don't know.
380
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,605
No! No!
381
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,857
Do not put gasoline
on this vehicle!
382
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,067
- 'Put down the lighter.'
- Put the lighter down.
383
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,652
- 'Put the lighter down.'
- 'Lighter down.'
384
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,112
- 'Lighter down.'
- 'Put the lighter down.'
385
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,864
- What the [bleep]?
- Hey, man. I decided...
386
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,824
What the [bleep]?
What do you want from us, Carl?
387
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,202
- 'What do you want?'
- I want revenge, man!
388
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,372
Y-Y-it's gonna be gasoline.
It's gonna be something, my man.
389
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,374
You're gonna be in your bed
some night. Whatever, dude.
390
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,084
Cobra. You open a box.
There's a cobra.
391
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:05,046
- You know, whatever.
- Carl! We don't remember you.
392
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,172
Kyle!
393
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,257
- Okay? It's Kyle!
- 'Stop it.'
394
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,927
You know,
when you walked me past
395
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,178
blind justice in that courtyard
396
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,222
and I looked at that thing,
and I said, "You know what?
397
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,058
"I'm never going to see
freedom for ten years
398
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,267
blind justice."
You did this.
399
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,896
- 'Statue of blind justice?'
- Yes. Statue of blind justice.
400
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,731
Carson City, you're thinking
of Carson City
401
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,525
Sheriff's Department.
Blind justice.
402
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,110
'They got a big statue
of blind justice.'
403
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,111
'Carson city.'
404
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,780
'Forty-five minutes due South.'
405
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,573
It's Carson city!
It's Carson city!
406
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:34,826
Couldn't-gee-gee.
407
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,953
I guess I know why
you guys don't remember me.
408
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,123
We'll remember you now.
Now, we'll remember you.
409
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,291
'Cause you tried to set us
on fire and take your revenge.
410
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,292
- Yeah.
- Oh, Kyle!
411
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,087
- You guys are cool.
- Kyle.
412
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,589
- 'Kyle Overstreet.'
- Yes! Kyle Overstreet.
413
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,591
Now, who's going
to Carson City PD
414
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,385
and he's gonna kick some ass.
415
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,928
- Okay.
- Now, you guys...
416
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,555
You guys gonna have
to tell them or?
417
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,931
- No.
- No. Fuck those guys.
418
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,933
- Carson City?
- Yeah.
419
00:16:58,934 --> 00:16:59,976
Uh-uh.
420
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:00,977
Three ninety-five,
straight South.
421
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,270
Carson city. You'll see signs.
Can't miss it.
422
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,105
Alright, then.
423
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,983
Unbelievable.
424
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,234
It was weird, but I
would feel-I was...
425
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,111
'Cause you have a,
your-your mind is...
426
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,239
It's like a trap. Everything
in here is like a trap.
427
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,492
'Hey, bud. What's up, Jun?'
428
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:17,911
What's up, man?
429
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,037
How are ya?
430
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,665
What you doing tonight, Travis?
431
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,959
Sure, hangin' out
with the boys.
432
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,502
Popping back some cold ones
with the, uh...
433
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,129
Ha-ha!
Hey! Hey, Junior.
434
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,174
They got "Heard It
In A Love Song" on.
435
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,761
Oh.
436
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,557
Ahem.
437
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,365
{\an8}- Sheriff's department.
- Sheriff's department.
438
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,826
{\an8}'Oh! Um...'
439
00:17:58,827 --> 00:17:59,494
{\an8}Um, Jesus.
440
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,370
{\an8}- Hi.
- Come in. Come in.
441
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,872
- Oh, hello.
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,290
Okay, let me tell you
what was going on, okay?
443
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:08,461
I had a client,
a professional... come in.
444
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,172
I go to settle up payment,
everything like that.
445
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,799
And he is 'bout to waltz out!
446
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,467
- Sounds like he was...
- Skipping out on the tab.
447
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,178
- Dip and split.
- Dip and split.
448
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,180
- Or whip and split.
- Whip and split.
449
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,599
- Or the dip and whip and split.
- Dip and whip and split.
450
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,184
- The dip and whip with nuts.
- Well, I am sorry about that.
451
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,145
With whipped cream on top.
452
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,647
- I'm just imagining.
- Mm-hmm.
453
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,941
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
454
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,736
Where you all get
these, um, vests?
455
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,489
- That's nice.
- Kevlar for her.
456
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,407
That's really nice.
'cause you know why?
457
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,701
'Cause if you wanna, like,
tighten it, pull it up on you...
458
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,787
Let me see?
459
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,705
Like that.
You know what I'm saying?
460
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,375
It fits you nicely
and the color is nice.
461
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,459
- Thank you.
- I'm getting uncomfortable.
462
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,379
- I'd like to leave now.
- Okay. Let me pull yours.
463
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,214
Okay.
464
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,848
{\an8}Ooh.
465
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:02,348
{\an8}Ah.
466
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:05,351
{\an8}I'm so tired.
467
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,728
Makes me want
to stretch out. Oh.
468
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,231
Oh! Hit the curb. Sorry.
469
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,233
Don't know what
I was thinking about there.
470
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,862
Just, uh-look, I'm just-I'm just
all kerfuffle today.
471
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,530
- Jim.
- Yeah?
472
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,283
Just stop the car
for a second.
473
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,744
Um...
474
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,081
I...know that for years
475
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,624
I've been trying
to get you to notice me
476
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,293
and I've been trying
to get you to...
477
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,044
I don't have to recap for you.
478
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,087
- You're you.
- Yeah.
479
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,547
We've, you know, we've been
480
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,842
each other's friends
for many years.
481
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,929
I feel like...
and maybe it's just...
482
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,109
Let's never talk
of that again, okay?
483
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,110
- That's fine.
- Okay?
484
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:56,944
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
485
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:57,445
We'll never speak
of that again.
486
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,487
Definitely not.
487
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,464
'They should make shorts
to go with these.'
488
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,465
'I agree with you.
I'll drink to that.'
489
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:23,804
Good evening, everybody.
I've got Clemtastic news.
490
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,306
- 'Hey. Clem.'
- Okay, say baby, say.
491
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,975
Uh, can we have a toast?
492
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,603
To objectifying the Tetons.
493
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:32,980
These are here to stay.
494
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,946
- USA! USA!
- Reno! Reno!
495
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,323
Now, everybody, we've got
to break these things in, huh?
496
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,991
Come on, Junior.
You take a shot at me.
497
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,785
Come on! come on, chicken.
498
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:46,535
Hold your ears.
499
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,126
It didn't do [bleep].
500
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,171
Uh, we should
probably call...
501
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,216
- Call the paramedics!
- Office Dan...
502
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,220
You still look great.
503
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,514
- Yes.
- You look-you look great.
504
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,432
Don't ruin it
for the rest of us.
505
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,522
{\an8}I-I don't know.
506
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,357
{\an8}Honestly, I swear to God
there's-there's something
507
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,025
{\an8}much more appealing
about, you know.
508
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,235
{\an8}- Okay?
- Okay.
509
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:19,694
{\an8}I feel like
I'm gonna cry, okay.
510
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,529
{\an8}I shouldn't cry.
511
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,990
{\an8}Okay, I'm not sure
what a lady does
512
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,658
{\an8}when she's being
motorboated.
513
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,124
{\an8}Oh, my God.
514
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,001
{\an8}Wow!
515
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,090
{\an8}I'll go back in.
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