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Look alive, look alive.
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'Hey, Frisbee. Hey.'
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Uh, so...
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You wouldn't know
anything about, uh
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those two, uh, Department
of Child Services fellas
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who came up here
a couple of weeks back.
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N-nobody's seen 'em
since they come up here.
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'You know anything about that?'
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Mmm.
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- Okay, we asked.
- Okey-doke. We had to ask.
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Weapons down, weapons down.
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- Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe , Joe.
- Get in the car, Joe.
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'Son of a bitch,
she tricked me!'
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It was a trick!
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- I got it.
- Oh!
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{\an8}Alright, okay,
I've got another...
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{\an8}Get back in the building!
No loitering!
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{\an8}Meanwhile, at the Reno's
Sheriff's Department...
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{\an8}- What are you doing?
- 'I thought that'd go better.'
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Way too early for that [bleep].
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I thought it'd be a fun way
to start our morning briefings
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if I gave it a little, bam-bam!
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It wasn't, Jimmy, it was weird.
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Well, you sound like
the "Superfriends" guy
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but you're saying stuff
from the "Batman" show.
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Then it also needs that...
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Duh!
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I don't want any more
notes on it.
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- I tried it.
- I'm sorry, Jim.
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Let's do it again,
just do it again.
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Let's-let's hear it
one more time.
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Meanwhile,
at the Reno Sheriff...
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it.
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Anyhoo, did everybody
vote already?
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- Not yet.
- 'Not yet?'
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Big day. Get out and do it.
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Oh, no, I was gonna do it
on my way home.
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Proposition-C.
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Prop-C! Prop-C! Prop-C! Prop-C!
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♪ Woo woo ♪
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Proposition-C
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means a three percent raise...
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...for us.
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'It's just for law
enforcement.'
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Half, uh, half a cent sales tax.
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It's the same thing the teachers
were trying to get last year.
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- Yeah, they got, they got--
- Boo!
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- Yeah. They got--
- 'Boo teachers.'
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Uh, and somebody's gotta go
pick up ballots, uh
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take 'em down to be counted--
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Uh, I'm on that.
I'm on that list.
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'I posted it outside.'
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Do Trudy and I
have to go together?
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'No, you get to go together.'
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Every time
there's an assignment
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I get this.
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Yeah, but now it's worse,
'cause Wiegel's got
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them pregnancy farts.
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No, no, no.
Those are getting better.
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'Better? Which way do you
mean?'
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- 'Oh...'
- 'How do you mean?'
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Well, for me, better,
but for others...
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Right.
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{\an8}We got the ballots.
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{\an8}Keep your fingers crossed
for us, Joe.
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{\an8}'Good luck, good luck on
getting that pay raise'
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that you, uh, so richly deserve.
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Take a little bit of the salt
off of that, sister.
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- We do deserve it.
- 'But you do-what?'
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You know what? I-I-I don't
think you do, actually.
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What do you do all day?
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'I teach your little
crackheads how--'
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Hey, my crackhead hasn't been
born yet, so watch it.
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You have an organization
of teachers
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{\an8}that will come in called "Subs"
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if y'all
don't wanna come to work.
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You could make a livin'
being a sub!
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It seems like if you're a Jew,
you get every damn holiday off.
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We don't get a thing.
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I-i-if you're what?
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You want me to smack you,
don't you?
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Don't you wave your stick
in my face.
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- Hey!
- G-get--
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Get back in the building!
No loitering!
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- 'Now, listen--'
- No loitering!
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- Move it! Move it! Move it!
- I'm telling on you!
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Let's go! Move it!
You're loitering--
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I'm telling on you!
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Get in there,
Mary Kay Letourneau!
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Why don't you go have sex
with one of your students
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Mary Kay Letourneau?
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I just said that, Trudy.
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I didn't-wasn't sure
if she got the reference.
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Get in the car. Oh!
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I got it. Don't you pick it up.
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- No.
- No. No, I didn't vote.
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Vote, I shouldn't have to vote
for what's right.
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You know, our...
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I mean, I can say my people...
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...didn't fight
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for many many years...
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Wait, what was I gonna...
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- I don't know.
- Okay, yeah... My peop-no...
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My people did fight
a long time ago for voting.
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Now, I don't have to.
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That's what I,
that's what my people
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fought for me to not vote.
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They fought that I... I don't
have to vote if I don't want to.
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That's right.
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Fought for your, for your right
not to give a [bleep].
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Give us the [bleep] money.
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{\an8}'You have the right to remain
silent, anything you say can'
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{\an8}and will be used
in a court of law...
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{\an8}Listen to me,
listen to me, I'm DEA.
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- What?
- Deep undercover.
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Check my back pocket,
left back pocket.
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I've been working on this case
a long time.
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You need to take us in, but you
need to make it look good, okay?
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You need to make it
look good, okay?
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So hit me.
Rough me up a little bit.
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Rough me up a little bit.
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Ow! [bleep] My ear! Ow!
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- Run, Jalucio, run!
- 'Dammit!'
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'Ow! My ear! [bleep]'
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She cut my ear!
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'[bleep] damn it. Holy [bleep]!
Son of a bitch!'
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- Where'd they go?
- What?
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Yeah. Sure. [bleep], damn!
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{\an8}'011 David, 109996'
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{\an8}'checking in to QIC.'
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{\an8}'Buenos dias.'
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How you doing today, sir? Uh...
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Sir, I'd like to thank you
in advance for your cooperation
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today on this vehicle search.
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It's a coordinated attempt
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between all the agencies
in law enforcement
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14 of us, FBI.
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Desperate times call for, uh
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random vehicle
searches sometimes.
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- Terroristas.
- Terroristas. That's right.
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- Osama Bin Laden.
- Yeah.
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So we don't wanna
threaten any, uh
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hardworking citizens
such as yourself.
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We just need to
kind of look and...
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Caught you, you son of a bitch.
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Gotcha.
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Can't fool law enforcement.
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Oh. Naranjas. $5.00.
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Oranges, we call these.
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You came from California
with the oranges?
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Gonna have to write
you a ticket.
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'Think it's up to like $35
now.'
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Wow.
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Murders, stabbings
and carjacking's
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are all on the rise
according to the news.
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I wish there was a way
I could be safe all the time.
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I have a wife and a baby
at home.
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What will they do
if I'm stabbed to death?
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Well, thanks to police tech
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{\an8}now there is the Decimator
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{\an8}a personal safety device
with the power of
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{\an8}70,000 decibels.
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Let's try it out.
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- Stop it!
- Remember.
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The Decimator is not a toy.
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It's a serious safety device
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{\an8}and it's not legal
in a few states.
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{\an8}Well, the Police Tek Decimator
sounds just like what I need
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{\an8}when I've got a wife
and a baby at home.
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Then turn up the volume
on your safety
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{\an8}with the power of the Decimator
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{\an8}proudly made in North America.
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We take you now live to
the Reno Sheriff's department
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where a press conference
is already in progress.
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These pants give me a camel-toe.
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Let me look.
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That is bad.
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That is not a camel in her pants
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ladies and gentlemen.
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- Camels do not have...
- En-en-engorfed?
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How do they say?
Engorged [bleep].
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Aah!
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And the [bleep] was last seen
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at the convenient store riding--
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- Buying lottery tickets.
- 'Hey! Hey!'
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'You're on the air.'
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is on the loose.
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It is on the loose and is...
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- 'You're on the air!'
- Uh, hello.
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{\an8}♪ Yes on prop C proposition C ♪
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{\an8}♪ Did you vote? ♪
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♪ No I did not vote just yet ♪
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♪ But I'm going to vote
after work ♪
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♪ If I don't get caught up
at the nail place ♪
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♪ What time
do you get off of work? ♪
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♪ I get off at five thirty ♪
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♪ Don't the polls close
at four thirty? ♪
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♪ No they close
at eight o'clock ♪
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♪ Oh crap
that doesn't work for me ♪
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♪ I'm supposed to play darts ♪
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I don't know why I'm doing that.
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{\an8}I am freaking out.
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{\an8}I can't believe the answer is
right there in these boxes.
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Right there.
You know what I'm saying?
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It feels like, you know,
i-it's Christmas Day
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you see the presents right there
and you just wanna unwrap it.
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'Right.'
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Should we unwrap it?
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You think
there's presents in there?
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- Trudy, there's votes in there.
- Oh, the ballots.
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- And then we could know.
- No, we should not do that--
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No, it's not,
it's probably not even legal.
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Just, I mean, a peek.
Is there a peeking law?
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It's like... I remember
one Easter morning
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when I went downstairs to see
did the Easter bunny come.
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Did the Easter bunny come?
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And I brought with me a little
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a dish towel
from my fake kitchen
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that I had in my bedroom
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and I went down
and I saw, he did come
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and I left the fake dish towel
by accident.
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Later, when my mom and dad
came downstairs with me
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and I said,
"Oh, the Easter bunny has come!"
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And the dish towel was there
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and my mom, she smacked
the [bleep] out of me.
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We'll just peek.
We're not gonna change 'em.
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Trudy, l-listen to me. Then
we're going to put them back.
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- Back.
- We just want the information.
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We wanna know whether
we got the raise
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and we're gonna put them back.
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- Back. Back.
- Back.
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Put za candle back.
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{\an8}That's the vehicle right there.
That's the stolen... Get out!
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{\an8}Turn your vehicle off!
Turn it off!
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Put your hands up
where we can see 'em!
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Hands up!
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'Get your hands up, sir!'
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Now, get out of the car slow!
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'Slow!'
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You, turn around! Right there!
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'[bleep]. [bleep].'
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The [bleep], don't say a word.
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.
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- damn, that guy's big.
- What do you wanna do?
245
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,932
it. You take her.
246
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,726
Let's go, sir! Put your hands
on the car right now.
247
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,603
'Put 'em on the car!
Both at the same time!'
248
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:29,729
- What?
- 'Alright.'
249
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,439
- 'Spread your legs!'
- Slow. Slow.
250
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,734
Alright, let's cooperate.
Let's cooperate.
251
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,944
- I got nothing. No.
- Come here.
252
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,904
Come here [bleep].
253
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,280
Come here. Come here!
254
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,491
Alright, sir, put your
left hand behind your back.
255
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,202
Fancy meeting you here.
256
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,414
How's it going? How's-how's
the investigation going?
257
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,458
I am so close. You guys actually
have perfect [bleep] timing.
258
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,292
- Okay.
- I have so much information.
259
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,586
Tonight there's gonna be
a big bust.
260
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,463
- Take us in now. Now.
- Okay.
261
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,465
- It's got to look real. Huh?
- Look real?
262
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,800
Alright, come on! Come on, girl!
263
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,969
- No! [bleep] you, copper! No!
- You're getting in the car!
264
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,263
you! [bleep] you!
265
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,056
Get up in here!
Get up in here! Put...
266
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,475
Oh, God!
267
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,601
You'll never get me!
268
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,478
- Oh, my God.
- '[bleep] you!'
269
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,938
Ohh!
270
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:21,030
{\an8}- Oh, dear God. Oh, dear God.
- Oh, man.
271
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,076
{\an8}Oh, dear [bleep]!
Son of a bitch.
272
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,953
- Son of a bitch.
- Go!
273
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,706
Dangle. Dangle. Down, Junior.
274
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,833
Down. He's got a Uzi.
He's got an Uzi.
275
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,919
I am from the future.
I am from the future!
276
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,798
He's from the future?
Son of a bitch.
277
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:43,303
- No-no-no, sir, no! No, sir!
- No! No! No!
278
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,971
Come on! Get the [bleep] down!
279
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:50,643
I was sent here
because there's a war
280
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,855
a war between the computers
281
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,898
and the humans
282
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,066
and the dogs and the cats.
283
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,027
You get your gun.
You put down your gun.
284
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,279
I'm gonna put this down.
285
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,697
'If you take off your pants'
286
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,990
'I'll drop down the gun.'
287
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,700
Calm down. Calm down.
288
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,327
Wha-no, why don't you
just put down the gun?
289
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,537
I'll drop the gun
if you take off your pants.
290
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:11,206
'You'll drop the gun
if we take off our pants?'
291
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,040
How do I know
you're not computers?
292
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,042
- 'We're not computers.'
- How do I know?
293
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,586
Take off your pants.
Take off your pants!
294
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,381
- Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa, whoa.
295
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,007
Take 'em off. Take 'em off.
296
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,343
We're taking 'em off, sir.
297
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,177
Okay! Okay! Mine's gone.
298
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:28,014
In the future,
everyone has no clothes.
299
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,100
The computers sens...
They sensitize you.
300
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,061
They will sensitize you.
301
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,105
- Okay, drop it down.
- They look into your...
302
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,065
- They look into your retina.
- Drop it down.
303
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,068
- They sensitize you.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
304
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,530
- 'Later, later!'
- No! No! No!
305
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,072
Okay. Alright!
306
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,661
Stop it! Oh!
307
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:53,289
Guys, guys, guys,
I have the Uzi now.
308
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:53,998
- I have the Uzi.
- 'Okay.'
309
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,000
Lie down. On the ground, okay?
310
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,254
Lie down on the ground
in the present.
311
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,922
'Lie down into the present.'
312
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,757
This is humiliating!
313
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,552
Humiliating! I don't like it!
314
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,262
He doesn't like it, apparently.
315
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,265
Sir, have you done any,
uh, substances today?
316
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,517
You might wanna tell us about.
317
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,104
I'm gonna see you in court
and sue you
318
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,106
like your mother didn't know.
319
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:23,945
Like your mother didn't know!
320
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,614
Gonna sue us like our
mother didn't know.
321
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,032
Son of a bitch would
probably win, too.
322
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:28,784
'No, he's got a case.'
323
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,131
Once again, I am going to
ask you in English.
324
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,384
- Where is the stuff?
- 'Get him. Get him.'
325
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,304
All I know is Carlos.
That's all I know.
326
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,221
All you know is Carlos.
327
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,308
He lives out there
in California somewhere.
328
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,268
- Lies, lies and lies.
- He has a taco stand.
329
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,477
Great. He's got a taco stand.
330
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,979
Well, listen,
the longer that you do this
331
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,022
the longer you're gonna
spend time here...
332
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,440
He told you about Carlos, or...
333
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,483
It's not Carlos.
334
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,819
I told you,
all I know is Carlos.
335
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,196
He lives in California,
and he owns two taco stands.
336
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,991
- Okay, great. Great.
- That's all.
337
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,784
- What? I mean...
- Son of a bitch.
338
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,828
Babbling about
Carlos and Enrique
339
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,204
and taco stands in California.
340
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,831
And you're taking notes,
aren't you?
341
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,207
Let me tell you,
let me tell you something.
342
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,876
You're asking
the wrong thing, okay?
343
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,004
Who is Onagi,
and what is his last name?
344
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,130
Onagi's last name.
345
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,673
- Okay? Got it?
- Okay.
346
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,008
- Onagi.
- Okay.
347
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,551
There is no such thing
as anything
348
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,761
he's talking about, okay.
349
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,262
We need to know if there's
a bicoastal thing around here
350
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,431
and there's
a bigger fish than him
351
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,683
and we need that name, okay?
Who is his supplier?
352
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,852
You know that he's not
the town supplier.
353
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:38,561
There are kids...
354
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,188
- Oh, [bleep]. Oh, hell.
- Oh.
355
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,900
Oh, God. [bleep].
356
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:50,365
'D-officers down.
Son of a bitch.'
357
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,367
- 'She's fast. Ga...'
- 'Officers down.'
358
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,244
'We're getting out of here!'
359
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,164
{\an8}- That was my bad.
- I'm so sorry, guys.
360
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,208
I had to do it. Tonight,
midnight, 16:00 Arlington.
361
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,669
- Be there.
- Okay.
362
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,048
- Uh, 16:00.
- 16:00.
363
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,217
- Little Arlington.
- Arlington. Midnight.
364
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,177
I can't write left-handed.
365
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,145
You don't see a lot
of prop C signs in the yards.
366
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,230
- Have you noticed that?
- You don't.
367
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,357
- You don't.
- You don't.
368
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,567
You see a lot
of no on that sewage thing.
369
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,195
You know, I've figured out
who's been taking these, uh
370
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,739
these prop C,
'cause there's all these big
371
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,574
C's on the yard.
372
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,243
Over in Treky,
they got a guy running
373
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:39,706
for councilman, uh,
named Larry Hunt.
374
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,416
- Oh, I get it.
- And it says, we want hunt.
375
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,125
And people have been
taking the C's
376
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,126
and running 'em over to Treky.
377
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,253
Right.
378
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,963
It's pretty funny though,
when you drive around.
379
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,423
It's clever,
but, I mean, I feel like
380
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,799
that could really
hurt our chances.
381
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,341
Yeah.
382
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,645
We lost.
383
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,273
Oh... man.
384
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,984
'You think so for sure?'
385
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,403
I know so for sure.
386
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,239
We lost by like 70%.
387
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,950
It's like, uh, ha, a landslide.
388
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,120
30,000 votes against us.
389
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,205
That's a lot of votes, huh?
390
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,625
It's, hey,
let's look on the bright side
391
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,461
at least it wasn't 40,000 votes
392
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,212
but I still have more to count.
393
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,717
Yeah, we lost. We lost big-time.
394
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,219
Oh, well...
395
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,141
Say goodbye to that
wet bar I was gonna put in.
396
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,101
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know, Ray.
397
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,311
I don't know.
398
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,271
I mean, there's nothing to do
399
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,939
except, you know, I mean...
400
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,318
Well, like 30,000 votes
are just gonna disappear.
401
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,537
{\an8}Got a humongous bust tonight.
402
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,831
{\an8}Crystal meth.
403
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,334
Whoo! I tell you,
we needed this one.
404
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,044
We needed this one.
405
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,837
- Well done, people.
- Yeah!
406
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,464
Well done.
407
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,673
Well done, Garcia.
408
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,675
- 'Holy-shmoats.'
- Whoo-hoo!
409
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,385
'Wow, well done, Trudy.'
410
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,889
- Good work, partner.
- Good work.
411
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,349
Good. Good, yourself.
Good. Good.
412
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,853
Hi. We got a big problem, guys.
413
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,522
Not the big fish.
He sent his rookies.
414
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,357
Those are kids over there. Kids.
415
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,526
'We've got about four pounds
of meth right over there.'
416
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,654
I'm talking 175 kilos.
175 kilos.
417
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,364
He sent these guys.
You got to let us go, dude.
418
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,407
You've got to let us go.
You got to let us go.
419
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,035
This is not [bleep].
This is not who you want.
420
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,703
I'm tellin' you.
I'm tellin' you.
421
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,206
Alright.
422
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,208
Take the car.
423
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,426
- Whoa!
- Hey, hey, hey!
424
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,388
That's my squad car!
That's my squad car!
425
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,516
Where was I? Oh. Teamwork.
426
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,851
We put teamwork number one.
427
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,531
You see that?
428
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,034
'"Bungled bust,
Reno sheriff's department'
429
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,787
'makes a meth of things."'
430
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,375
You did good.
You still did good.
431
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,545
- Thank you.
- 'I thought so.'
432
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,379
- Good work.
- Good job.
433
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:37,258
And... hello. Bar-r-rum!
434
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,889
'Cha-ching! Cha-ching!'
435
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,431
Dinner and, dinner
and drinks on me tonight.
436
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,641
Alright. We'll take it.
437
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,227
"Prop C passes in landslide.
Prop C passes in landslide.
438
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,770
"Meaning law
enforcement officials will not
439
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,271
receive the 3% raise..."
440
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,607
Wait, what?
441
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,900
That must be a typo.
442
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,402
"Meaning law enforcement
will not receive...
443
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,654
...the 3% raise."
444
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,406
- That's a typo.
- That can't be right.
445
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,949
'No-no-no, no, I mean, it says'
446
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,577
'"Prop C, prop C'
447
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,495
'meaning not to injunct
a levied sales tax."'
448
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,790
- Not to injunct.
- 'What does that mean?'
449
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,626
- Does-does...
- 'What is injunct?'
450
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,960
'Is injunct good or bad?'
451
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,254
Did a yes on C
mean we don't get a raise?
452
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,423
- Wait, what?
- Oh, son of a bitch.
453
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,507
What does it stay on
our bumper sticker on the car?
454
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,636
What the [bleep].
455
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,679
'"Prop C passes a landslide,
Sheriff's department
456
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,348
'will not receive bonus."'
457
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,516
If you're saying "Yes,"
then you're saying "No."
458
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:32,980
A "Yes" means
"Yes, I don't wanna give
459
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,315
a 3% raise to the
sheriff's department."
460
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,317
- 'Is what it says.'
- Oh...
461
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,195
- Vote no on C.
- Damn it.
462
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,322
'Bumper sticker on every
cop car in that'
463
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,491
parking lot, vote no on C.
464
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,702
'No, meaning, no, I don't want
to prevent law enforcement'
465
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,828
'from getting a raise.'
466
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,789
- Those [bleep] citizens.
- 'Yes!'
467
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,124
the citizens.
'em.
468
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,293
Reno.
the people.
469
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:59,256
citizens of Reno are
out to [bleep] us all the time.
470
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:00,841
- All the time.
- All the time.
471
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,094
Their response time's gonna be
a little bit slower this year.
472
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,180
- Unplug the phone today.
- 'Jerks.'
473
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,685
{\an8}Your pants are
in the future, sir.
474
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,353
{\an8}- I-I'll go, b...
- We-we can't get 'em.
475
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,356
{\an8}I'll be back, in about
18 seconds, I'm gonna disappear.
476
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,525
{\an8}'Okay, great.
He's gonna disappear.'
477
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,527
{\an8}- Let's wait for that.
- You wanna go by my watch?
478
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:24,323
{\an8}- 'Okay.'
- Fifteen, 14, 13, 12...
479
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,700
{\an8}- You're not fading yet.
- Act like he disappeared.
480
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,909
{\an8}- Act like he disappeared.
- Nine.
481
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,661
{\an8}- Holy [bleep]. Where did he go?
- Oh!
482
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,538
{\an8}- 'Oh, my God! Where did he
go?'
- 'Where did he go?'
483
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,873
{\an8}He must've been taken back
to the year 8,000,000.
484
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,041
{\an8}- He's gone.
- wow!
485
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,044
{\an8}There's nothin' but a sizzling
ball where he once was.
486
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:37,504
{\an8}That's crazy!
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