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Yes, donut?
More like [bleep] yes, donut.
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Five percent discount for law
enforcement. Arigato!
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Hey, do I know you?
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I know you.
You're...
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You don't go to the rainbow
ever, do you?
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- Mm-mmm.
- No?
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You go to any piano bars?
No?
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No. Do you have
a nickname, Cinnamon?
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No, no.
Not that.
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I have some nicknames
but not that.
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Oh.
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Hey. Oh, I got it.
I got it.
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Uh...
Uh, that cruise.
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That sort of specialty cruise?
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No.
I've never been on a cruise.
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I've seen you somewhere.
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It's, it's nice
to meet you again.
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Great meeting you
and seeing you again.
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- I'll see you around.
- See ya.
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'Alright, let's be cool!'
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'You're cool,
I don't freak out!'
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'Empty the register!'
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Wanted poster.
Wanted poster
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Wanted poster
at the post office.
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Alright, okay, I got...
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{\an8}Get back in the building!
No loitering!
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{\an8}♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪
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- 'Did somebody take my
orange?'
- 'Yeah, I ate it.'
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Trudy.
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Uh, you know,
I wanted to ask you is
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uh, this weekend
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I'm havin' a,
well, every weekend
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basically, I do a,
a mixer.
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A little social
singles mixer.
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And I just thought I'd,
you know, it'd just be nice
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to ask if you wanted to come
along this weekend.
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- Oh.
- 'It's a good time.'
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I mean, we get crazy.
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- Yes.
- Oh, that's great.
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- Are you all dating?
- Oh, shut up.
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I'm just asking.
You only asked one person.
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That sounds like a date.
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I'm only allowed
to ask one person.
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- And, no, it is not a date.
- And you asked a woman.
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You asked another woman.
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I asked a woman
and I'll tell you why.
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Because there are
a lot of gentlemen there.
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I can't go anyway. I'm having
a make-out party at my house.
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So I guess you guys
won't be able to come.
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It's gonna be pretty hot.
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I rented a couple
of lava lamps.
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It's gonna be sweet.
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{\an8}Sheriff's department.
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{\an8}Mike, you home?
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{\an8}- Mike?
- Brenda?
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{\an8}Mike?
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Oh, jeez. Oh
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Mike? Oh, my God.
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You okay, Mike? Mike? Mike!
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Get a paramedic.
Get a paramedic.
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Mike. Mike.
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Mike?
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Come on, Mike.
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No! No! No!
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No! Mike! No. Jeez.
Cut it out!
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Mike! Mike! Mike! No!
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[bleep]
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- You alright?
- God, that was weird.
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I thought he was someone else
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in my pass-out, dream head.
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Yeah.
The tongue part came out
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when you thought I was
someone else, huh?
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I guess so.
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Mike, who did you
exactly think I was?
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I got this super-hot
cousin, Carla.
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Crystal meth just eats
the brain.
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- 'Eats the brain.'
- It ain't even funny.
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'Mike, can I
show you a picture?'
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Mike, look here.
Okay, here's your brain.
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- 'Right.'
- This is your brain, you see?
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That is a giant brain.
Look at that.
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That is a giant brain.
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Hey, everybody,
it's Mike's giant brain.
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You're missin'
the point, Mike.
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You're missin' the point.
I was gonna...
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He's not drawing it
to scale.
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He's trying to illustrate
a percentage.
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Galoop!
It's all in there.
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Thinkin', workin',
making a moat, partyin' down.
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- Woo! Doin' it up.
- 'Kind of whistle.'
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'Here's what happens.'
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Here's crystal meth, okay?
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You know that meth that you
cook up sometimes out there?
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- 'No.'
- It goes like this.
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Oh, no. Where's all my thoughts,
all my productive thoughts?
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- Here's Mike's giant brain.
- Okay.
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See?
And then here
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look at this, whoo!
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It's crystal meth
all in here.
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Look at all this area
that is untouched.
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{\an8}Nice parking, man.
I can't get out.
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{\an8}You alright?
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{\an8}Oh, well, look who's here.
It's the police.
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We've been gettin' calls...
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We've had about
three or four calls
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that, uh, there was something
going on here in the park and...
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Neighbors across the street
have been complainin'
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about some sort of
weird behavior.
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No.
No, not at all.
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I'm, I'm, I'm here talking to
people about a program I offer.
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But certainly
there's nothing going on
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that would be
considered untoward.
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Well, I hope
you find the person.
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And I'd better get going.
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Whoa, ho, ho, whoa.
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People my age have
to stay ambulatory.
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Your age, sir?
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Sir, if you wouldn't mind
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being non-ambulatory
for one second.
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Could you tell us
about your program?
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What is your program, sir?
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I, uh...
It's nothing at all.
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I'm processing payments
for cryogenics
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so no one ever has to die.
That's all.
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Could I get
some identification?
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Maybe a permit
for your program.
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- A little ID.
- The license.
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I don't, I don't carry
identification, you know.
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Having lived through
the depression
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we don't, uh, a lot
of people my age
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believe in, uh,
the, uh, identification
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with the failure
of the banks which occurred.
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Good day, gentlemen.
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The depression...
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The depression
was in 1930, sir.
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Yes, that's right.
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Yes, very good. 1930s.
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The golden age
of, uh, Hollywood.
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Yeah, I think what's crashed
is your mind.
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What is it?
Say it again now.
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You couldn't be that old, sir.
You're probably...
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'You're tellin'
a fib right now.'
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Can I be honest with you?
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- 'Yes, you can.'
- 'Yeah, there you go.'
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'There you go.'
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I'm not as old
as I'm behaving that I am?
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Yeah. Thank you for using
your voice, your real voice.
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You like to do fantasies.
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Yeah, uh, shooting.
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- 'Hold!'
- 'Okay.'
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- Here we go.
- Here we go.
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Oh, jeez,
you guys are fast.
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Hey, stop it.
Oh, what are you doing?
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Yeah, why did you go...
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This is not an approved
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carry of an,
of a suspect, is it?
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This is humiliating.
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Can I just walk?
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Can you walk?
Can you walk?
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Alright.
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- I'll be happy to walk.
- No! No!
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{\an8}♪ Go tell it go tell it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Yo go tell it
on the mountain ♪
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{\an8}♪ Down in a lowly manger ♪
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{\an8}♪ The humble Christ was born ♪
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{\an8}♪ And God sent us salvation ♪
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♪ That blessed Christmas morn ♪
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♪ Go tell it go tell it ♪
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♪ Yo go tell it
on the mountain ♪
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♪ Go tell it go tell it ♪
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♪ Yo go tell it
on the mountain word ♪
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I love hip-hop.
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It's fun, isn't it?
God is fun.
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'Hey, uh, don't forget.'
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'We have Christ cakes
and sandwiches'
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'and lots of stuff to drink.'
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- Knockers. Knockers.
- 'Uh-oh.'
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Everybody, come here.
Come here.
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Everybody, I have...
This is not an angel.
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- Well, I know it looks like it.
- I beg to differ.
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It's definitely
not an angel.
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Everybody, I want y'all to meet
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'my good friend, Clementine.'
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- Some people call her Clemmie.
- Clemmie
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Now, uh, this is Paul,
my good friend.
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- That's James.
- Hi.
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Stetson.
I like that.
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Is that what that is
you're wearing?
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Head and shoulders.
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Oh, yes. Ha-ha.
Wow.
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I didn't know this was gonna be
this kind of a party.
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Yeah, well,
we're not all square.
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I like that.
So who's a virgin?
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I'm just curious.
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'Okay, you can be
on her team.'
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'You can be on her team.'
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♪ On a hill far away ♪
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♪ Stood an old
rugged cross... ♪
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So, anyway, I was a gymnast.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh.
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That's hard.
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But I was so top-heavy
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that it made me, they had to,
I was disqualified
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before I even got
on the mat sometimes.
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They wouldn't
let you on the mat?
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Well, sometimes,
'cause it was like poof
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and then paah
and then there was, you know.
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So I said [bleep] it.
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I'll just drop out
of high school.
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♪ So I'll cherish ♪
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♪ The old rugged cross ♪
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♪ The old rugged... ♪
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Pull my finger.
Pull my finger.
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Here's the church.
Here's the steeple.
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Open the doors.
See all the people.
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And these two guys
won't sit down.
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Uh, Lord, I wanna
thank you especially
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for my-my good friend,
Clementine
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uh, comin' here and,
uh, showing up as she is.
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A woman, a woman,
soiled, a woman
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'with a whorish, sinful past.'
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Who has just been waxed
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thoroughly,
as of 4 pm today.
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You may all
lay your hands upon me.
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Would anyone like to
lay hands?
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'That's different, you must be
thinking of a diff--'
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Or touch my garment?
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Well, Lord,
will you please smite
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those [bleep] that
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mess around with children.
I'm sorry.
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I personally don't
like children myself
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but they don't deserve
that, okay?
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I want you to send
a lightning bolt...
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out of their [bleep], Lord.
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And rapists too.
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Lord, set them on fire
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with fiery syphilis
so that they pee
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fire out of their [bleep].
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Oh, that felt bad. Sorry.
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That was probably very stinky.
Um, but I...
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That was very good.
That was very good.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah. Yeah!
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I cheated.
I cheated.
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I cheated. Ohh! Whoo!
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Ha-ha. I'm so wasted.
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I'm wasted. I'm wasted.
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- It's non-alcoholic beer.
- There's no alcohol in it.
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{\an8}You mind turnin'
the music down?
250
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,151
{\an8}Can you turn the music dow...
251
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,278
Thank you.
252
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,614
Can I see your license
and registration
253
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,531
proof of insurance?
254
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,867
Lady called us up
and she just mad as hell
255
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,744
'cause a couple of kids
were drag racing.
256
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:03,787
Just about blew her
off the road right down here.
257
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,915
- 'Really? Wow.'
- Yeah. Wow.
258
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,416
You wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
259
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,501
'No, I wouldn't, officer.'
260
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,087
I'm just on my way home
from Bible study.
261
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,546
- Bible study.
- 'Mm-hmm.'
262
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,715
Yeah. Holy [bleep].
263
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:16,925
You have a computer screen
on your steering wheel.
264
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,885
Do you know you have a computer
screen on your steering wheel?
265
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,429
You have one, two, five!
266
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,765
- Okay, what's that one do?
- 'That one's for my sound.'
267
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,267
'It controls the front, back,
side to side.'
268
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,102
'And then I got
my mids and my highs'
269
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,270
'separated out
into each door here.'
270
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,939
'The mid down here
at the base of the door'
271
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,941
'my tweeters are up here
by the rear-view window panel.'
272
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,944
You know that your speedometer
goes up to 260?
273
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,737
'Yeah. The car can do 200.'
274
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,576
- This is a Toyota, right?
- That's right.
275
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,746
Bible study.
276
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,457
Yeah, and choir practice, actually.
277
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,669
Ho!
What's that?
278
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,129
That's the NOS system.
279
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:54,921
What's that?
280
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:55,922
Nitrous.
It brings the--
281
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,882
Oh, nitrous.
282
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:58,842
Like in that movie.
Okay, what's that do?
283
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,469
So you got it hooked up
to that big thing.
284
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,429
- That's the turbo system.
- Now, that I recognize.
285
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,930
I took out the old
turbo system, the stock one
286
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,974
and put in a brand-new
T3/T4 system.
287
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:10,103
A boost controller and an f-con
computer system right there.
288
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,146
damn.
289
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,063
Quarter mile. I'll go
round this curve.
290
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,357
There's straightaway
right there. Come on.
291
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,859
Honey, there's a lot of
juice in this car.
292
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,485
You can't handle
the juice in this car.
293
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,154
There are a lot of
tickets in that trunk
294
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,155
and you can't handle
the tickets.
295
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,991
'Gas, clutch,
like a regular transmission.'
296
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,286
'Push this red switch
when I go and that puts--'
297
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,287
Only when you're
in full throttle.
298
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,039
When you're on the full back
on the accelerator.
299
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,541
'Alright, alright, alright.'
300
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,334
Wanna go over it with me
one more time?
301
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,670
'No, I don't wanna go over it
with you one more time.'
302
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,796
- Okay.
- 'Alright, ready to go.'
303
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,550
'I'm gonna switch this.
I'm gonna turn the stereo off.'
304
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,011
'I'm goin' to start the car.'
305
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,905
'Oh, my God.'
306
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,117
Here's your, uh, insurance.
307
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:11,415
- Are you okay in there?
- 'I-I-I ain't great.'
308
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:27,055
I'm sorry, I saw that
I saw what looked like beer
309
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,976
and my mind just took me
to drunk town.
310
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,145
Alright?
311
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,273
I like to have fun.
312
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,609
You call that fun?
313
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,695
I call it as much fun
as I'm able to have
314
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,949
in, you know,
a roomful of nerds.
315
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,909
Oh, that is not fair.
316
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,246
We have a good time.
317
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,164
I've nothing to apologize for
318
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,334
or be embarrassed about.
It's you.
319
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,128
Exposin' yourself.
320
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:03,591
Gettin' one of the other men
to expose himself?
321
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,467
I, I am not...
322
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,094
He can't even, He's not even
gonna be able
323
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,471
to show his face again.
324
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,723
Yes, you are.
325
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,018
- I'm not apologizing.
- Yes, you are.
326
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,148
You made those two men
kiss each other.
327
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,068
I did not make them.
I dared them.
328
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,796
- Hello.
- Hey, Steve.
329
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,092
Anybody wanna venture a guess?
330
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,763
Guessing game starts now.
Go.
331
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,224
It is an appliance?
332
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,976
- No.
- 'No.'
333
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,604
Cold. Cold.
334
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,981
Uh, I'm gonna wager a boot.
335
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,775
No. Cold.
336
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,612
Boot was good.
337
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,155
A lot of people do this.
They slip.
338
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,741
Is that a shower caddie?
339
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,952
No. No, no.
340
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,121
Was the thing
the cause of his death?
341
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,166
No, no, no.
342
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,168
'No!'
343
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,171
- Natural causes, actually.
- Natural causes.
344
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,797
Separate incident.
345
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:28,009
It's one of those
ergonomic stadium seats?
346
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,137
- Rollerblade. Rollerblade.
- That's warm.
347
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,974
You know what would feel good
in your, in that area?
348
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,060
Some kind of rubber hippo.
349
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,729
One of the new, they got
the new Sony PlayStation
350
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,730
that's got the vibrating--
351
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,856
Vibrate mode.
352
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,024
Stick it up there. Somebody
else plays your man for you.
353
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,151
- Xbox.
- Prr.
354
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,861
Xbox in a box.
355
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,820
I was sort of half listening
356
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,740
but the part that
was listening says no.
357
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,909
Is it a game?
358
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,495
- Is it as play thing?
- I give up. Let's see it.
359
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,122
Let's see it.
Let's do it.
360
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,585
Oh!
361
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,670
Yes!
362
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,550
- Who gets dinner?
- 'Let's do another one.'
363
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,259
You guys stay here.
You guys stay here.
364
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,762
While I go get another body.
365
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,222
I'll go get another body.
366
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,565
{\an8}Cheresa, will you lead us
in some song?
367
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:28,111
{\an8}Oh, I guess I can.
368
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,447
{\an8}I guess I can.
Alright, everybody.
369
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,700
Let's lay our burdens down
by the riverside.
370
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,325
Huh?
What do you think of that?
371
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,120
I know you like it. Uh...
372
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,747
♪ I'm gonna lay down ♪
373
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,124
♪ My burden where? ♪
374
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:45,086
♪ Down by the riverside yes ♪
375
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,588
♪ Down by the riverside ♪
376
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:51,300
♪ And I ain't gonna study
war no more ♪
377
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,220
The holy terror is here.
378
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,139
Whoo!
379
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,683
I'm late. I'm sorry I'm late.
380
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,226
- Hey.
- Aw, man.
381
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,771
It is impossible to find
limes this time of year.
382
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,275
- 'They're out of season.'
- What is up, gentlemen?
383
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,570
- We're havin' a baptism today.
- Oh, yeah.
384
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,238
I thought it was a barbecue.
385
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,116
- I brought tequila.
- Very happy to see you.
386
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,452
Yeah, even, even if you are a
half an hour late, you know.
387
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,327
It's, it's, the Lord
is glad you're here.
388
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,288
You're gonna do that to me?
389
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,623
You're gonna give me
the ol' holy dunkin'?
390
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,958
Holy bathing?
'Cause I...
391
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,126
Sure.
If that's what you want.
392
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,628
I did it once but I don't think
it took 'cause I was high.
393
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,755
I think you're
probably right.
394
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,757
Now, why don't you go...
There's toilets over there.
395
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,092
Why don't you go
throw that on.
396
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,387
Saved. Saved.
397
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,475
I can't believe
I'm doing this again.
398
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,480
Dunk it. Dunk it.
Dunk it.
399
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,482
'Whoo!'
400
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,235
♪ Kimball and Jesus ♪
401
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,077
Alright.
402
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:10,047
Whoa!
Oh, my gosh.
403
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,341
'Oh, boy.'
404
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,511
- Whoopsie daisy.
- That's okay.
405
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,846
I didn't know you had to bring
underwear to a baptism.
406
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,390
I'm sorry.
407
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,184
The babies are,
the babies are naked
408
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,102
when they get baptised.
I think it's alright.
409
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,188
Yeah, babies don't have
double-D hooters.
410
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,316
Well, neither do I.
They're only 1-D.
411
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,400
See?
412
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:36,030
I was born naked.
I was saved naked.
413
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,365
And I'm gonna die naked.
414
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,869
And then I'll be naked
for all eternity.
415
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,716
Uh, so I'm gettin' a pool
goin' on Wiegel's baby.
416
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,467
You wanna hear
what the categories are?
417
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,720
It's made up completely.
418
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,055
Yeah.
That's my money.
419
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,890
Child of the devil.
420
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,268
Raped by a demon and it is a
child of literally of the devil.
421
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,354
You gotta figure a demon
can get better than Wiegel.
422
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:12,066
True.
His, his dark lordship?
423
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,442
Comin' all the way
up from hell.
424
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,027
Why would you stop
at Wiegel's place?
425
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,113
Yeah.
426
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,448
Thank you, Matthew.
427
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,409
Alright, let's shake it out.
428
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,411
We're gonna do
a little kegeling.
429
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,079
I know some of you know
what kegeling is.
430
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,664
For those of you that don't,
it's contracting
431
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,124
your vaginal muscles.
432
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,918
And I think you've probably done
it and haven't even been aware.
433
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,879
But just flex 'em
434
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,463
to a little "Axel F."
435
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,135
Alright, I want you
to feel that music.
436
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,429
I want you to feel it
down south.
437
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,432
And kegel. Kegel.
438
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,893
Kegel. Keg it. Nice.
439
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,060
I'm gonna come around
and check you out.
440
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:50,938
Looking good, green bean.
Looking good. Looking good.
441
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,607
I wanna see some movement
in those pants.
442
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,109
Nice. Nice. Nice.
Work up a sweat.
443
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:55,651
Mm-hmm. You feelin' it?
444
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,570
Take it in, take it in.
445
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,656
Imagine you're picking up
change. Here we go.
446
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,782
- 'Hey, guy.'
- Yes, Trudy.
447
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:05,119
'I feel like I'm only
doing it in my [bleep].'
448
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,787
Can you check?
449
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,165
Alright.
450
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,798
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
451
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,468
- Less buttocks, more cervix.
- Okay.
452
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,895
{\an8}I'm real glad you came
453
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,147
{\an8}and that you, you
did it and all.
454
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,484
And I know you were
just being yourself.
455
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,778
You weren't tryin'
to ruin my day.
456
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,029
No, I wasn't.
457
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,907
You were just bein' yourself,
just bein' Clemmie.
458
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,493
That's all I can do.
That's all I can be.
459
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,245
But see, my point is...
460
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,875
Sometimes it's good
to not be yourself...
461
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,460
so much.
462
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,004
You know what I mean?
463
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,340
Just not, just not
all of yourself.
464
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,176
Just leave a few parts behind.
465
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,594
Leave a little mystery.
466
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,139
- Amen to that, sister.
- Alright.
467
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:16,608
{\an8}♪ I lay down ♪
468
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,027
{\an8}♪ I will cling ♪
469
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:23,572
{\an8}♪ To the old rugged ♪
470
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,867
{\an8}♪ Cross ♪
471
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,828
{\an8}♪ And exchange it ♪
472
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,789
{\an8}♪ Someday for a ♪
473
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:36,252
{\an8}♪ Crown ♪
474
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,213
{\an8}For a crown!
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