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YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE.
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I DON'T WANNA DIE ON AN
ALTERNATE ROUTE.
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WE'RE OFFERING YOU...
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ANYTHING.
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ANYTHING.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT 2
DESPERATE, DESPERATE PEOPLE.
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JUST NEED A PHONE CALL.
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NEED A PHONE CALL MADE.
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THAT'S ALL WE NEED. THAT'S
ALL WE NEED.
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SERIOUSLY.
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OFFICER MOORE.
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OK.
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COME ON! IT WAS A TRICK!
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{\an8}WHOA!
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{\an8}GET BACK IN THE BUILDING!
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{\an8}NO LOITERING!
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{\an8}OFFICER MOORE.
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OK.
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YES.
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NO, YOU GOTTA DIAL 9 TO GET OUT.
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NOT A PROBLEM. 'BYE.
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THEY GOT THE WRONG NUMBER.
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WELL, THAT'S IT FROM MY END.
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BEFORE I GO, I'D LIKE TO MAKE
ONE LAST STATEMENT.
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SEACREST OUT.
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH! AH! OH! OH! OOH!
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OOH! AH! HI, GUYS.
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GENTLEMEN.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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CHILLY?
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YEAH--
BEEN A BRISK NIGHT.
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I BET.
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YOU KNOW...
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WHY WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR
CLOTHES OFF?
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I THOUGHT I REMEMBERED
SOMETHING FROM SCOUTING...
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BODY HEAT...
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YEAH, YOU KNOW.
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I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
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{\an8}GOOD MORNING, DEPUTIES.
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{\an8}GOOD MORNING, LIEUTENANT.
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{\an8}WHO DID THE NEW "WHAT TO DO
IF YOUR CHILD IS MISSING"
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BROCHURE?
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THAT IS TOP-NOTCH WORK. MY GOD,
LOOK AT THAT. ALL GOOD NEWS.
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AND WE'RE AUTOMATING OUR SUICIDE
HOT LINE, BY THE WAY. WE'RE
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GOING TO AN AUTOMATED SYSTEM.
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SAVING WEAR AND TEAR.
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WORKING THAT LINE WAS A REAL
BUMMER. SO DEPRESSING.
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AUTOMATED SYSTEM NOW.
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NICE.
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OH, AND OTHER NEWS,
TRUDY'S COMING BACK TODAY FROM
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HER PERSONAL LEAVE. THAT'S 6
MONTHS OF PERSONAL LEAVE SHE
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TOOK. SHE'S COMING BACK TODAY.
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THAT'S OVER ALREADY?
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YEAH. GOD, THAT FLEW,
DIDN'T IT?
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BOY.
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ANYWAY, GOOD WORK, EVERYONE.
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IT'S GONNA BE A RED LETTER WEEK,
I THINK, HERE.
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TA DA!
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OKEY-DOKE.
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
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MORNING.
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ANYTHING ELSE WE SHOULD, UH,
WE GOT FOR TODAY?
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LET'S SEE,
WHAT ELSE ARE WE DOING? WE'VE
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GOT THAT BIG BUS COMING...
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♪ BUH, BUH-BUH-BUH, BUH ♪
I'M BACK!
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OH, THE FAMILY CRIMES BUREAU
IS LOOKING FOR SOME VOLUNTEERS.
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I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME ONE
SECOND, JIM. THIS IS THE CHAIR I
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USUALLY SIT IN AND, UM, I, UH...
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ESPECIALLY NOW WOULD BE
A GREAT TIME--
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT OVER THERE?
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THERE'S AN EMPTY CHAIR RIGHT
THERE.
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NO, NO, NO. MY ANKLE'S A
LITTLE SWOLLEN, SO I HAVE TO
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KEEP IT PROPPED UP.
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IF YOU WANNA SIT, SIT DOWN OR
SOMETHING.
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SPEAKING OF SWOLLEN...
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THAT IS...IT. LET'S BE
CAREFUL OUT THERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHOO! COMIN' OUT. HA HA.
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WATCH IT.
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HEY, I'M GETTING A DAY-TIME
EMMY POLL SIGN-UP SHEETS UP.
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YAY!
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FINALLY, SOMETHING NEW
TO TALK ABOUT AROUND HERE.
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WIEGEL'S PUT ON A FEW POUNDS.
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BEEN DRINKIN', I GUESS.
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OO-EEE!
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WIEGEL'S BIG SECRET--BIG
SURPRISE--SHE'S GOT SOMETHING IN
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THE OVEN. I DON'T WANNA SAY IT'S
A BUN.
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{\an8}MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE GARGOYLES
THAT LOOKS DOWN ON YOU FROM THE
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{\an8}BUILDINGS.
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SOME KIND OF A DEAL.
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SOMETHING WITH HOOVES.
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YEAH, FILE THAT UNDER "I DO
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NOT WANT TO KNOW."
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{\an8}LET ME JUST GIVE YOU A LITTLE
ADVICE. I'M GONNA WALK YOU
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{\an8}THROUGH THE 101 OF HOW TO GET IT
DONE BEIN' SOMEBODY'S MAMA.
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I COULD USE THAT.
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OK, FOLLOW ME.
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OK.
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HEY, CUT THAT RACKET OUT IN
THERE!
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GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS
GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD. NOW, THIS
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IS--THIS IS...THIS IS ONE THAT I
USE OFTEN, OK? IF THE KIDS ARE
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CUTTIN' UP, RUNNIN' AROUND,
BEIN' BAD, YOU CALL 'EM IN THERE
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WITH A VERY STRONG VOICE AND YOU
SAY, "DON'T YOU MAKE ME--I WILL
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KNOCK ALL THE BLACK OFF-A YOU!"
OK, HOW 'BOUT, UH...
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HOW 'BOUT...
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I'LL KNOCK YOUR ASS INTO
TOMORROW. YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
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WHAT GONNA HIT YA.
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THIS WOMAN HAS 2 ASSES. DAMN!
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YEAH.
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BLASIAN, YOU CALL THAT?
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FELLAS, FELLAS, FELLAS!
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THE WHOLE MAGAZINE, JUST
BLASIANS...
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FELLAS!
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YES, SIR?
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WHAT'S UP? CALM DOWN.
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CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
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THIS JUST CAME IN ON THE FAX
MACHINE. BAZ LURMAN PRODUCTIONS
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IS LOOKING FOR AN OFFICER KRUPKE
FOR HIS REMAKE OF WEST SIDE
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STORY, AND THEY WANT A REAL LAW
ENFORCEMENT OFFICER. PLEASE SEND
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IN VIDEOTAPES TO BAZ LURMAN
PRODUCTIONS.
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BAZ LURMAN, IS THAT SOME
LOCAL, LIKE, DINNER THEATER GUY,
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OR--
I THOUGHT I DON'T HAVE TO
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EXPLAIN WHO BAZ LURMAN IS! WE
HAVE TO GET A TAPE OUT TONIGHT!
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THEY WANT STRONG MOVEMENT AND
DANCE FOR OFFICER KRUPKE--
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YOU WANT US TO...
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YES. COME ON, THERE'S NO TIME
TO EXPLAIN. I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE
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{\an8}WAY!
YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M
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{\an8}TALKIN' ABOUT.
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{\an8}MOVE IT. YEAH.
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{\an8}LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT
THAT.
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{\an8}PANACHE.
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{\an8}LOTTA FLAVOR.
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{\an8}UH-OH! UH-OH!
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{\an8} LOOK OUT!
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{\an8}OH, IT'S REAL GOOD.
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{\an8}THAT'S KIND OF A NANCY KERRIGAN
MOVE THERE.
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{\an8}NICE, NICE, NICE, NICE, NICE.
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AND THEN SLAP--
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS,
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THE INDIANAPOLIS 500? KNOCK IT
OFF!
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THAT WAS SORT OF MY NEW YORKY
THING.
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VERY--IT'S VERY NEW
YORKY. VERY NEW YORKY.
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WAS IT TOO NEW YORKY? WAS IT
JEWY NEW YORKY OR--
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I THINK THEY'RE PROBABLY
LOOKING FOR VERY JEWY NEW YORK.
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JEWY NEW YORK. YEAH, THAT'S
WHERE IT TAKES PLACE, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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OOOYYYYEEE.
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TOO MUCH.
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YEAH.
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LITTLE LESS, BUT...
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OOOOYYY.
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YEAH!
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YEAH. REAL GOOD. REAL GOOD.
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I THINK, UH...
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ANYTHING ELSE--JUST GENERAL?
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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT THE
PART. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU
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NEED THE PART. YOU KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE?
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NO.
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THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT ARE
YOU HUNGRY OR NOT? ARE YOU
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HUNGRY FOR THE PART?
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FOR--OH, FOR THE PART.
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NO, FOR THE PART.
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SO LOOK LIKE I NEED IT
AND BE HUNGRY.
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YEAH.
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OK.
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JAZZ HANDS AND EYE OF THE
TIGER.
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JAZZ HANDS. EYE OF THE TIGER.
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LOOK LIKE I'M HUNGRY.
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YOU KNOW HOW TO DO A
GRAPEVINE? YOU KNOW TO DO A
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GRAPEVINE? YEAH!
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YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKIN'
ABOUT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN'
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ABOUT. YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, I BET IF WE'D SAID
SOMETHING, HE WOULD HAVE DONE
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THIS IN THE NUDE.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THAT NEXT.
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WE SHOULD SEND ANOTHER FAX.
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{\an8}HEY!
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{\an8}OH, HELL'S BELLS.
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{\an8}NO, KEEP GOING. KEEP
GOING.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HEY, MAN.
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HEY, BIG MIKE.
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HELL, MAN. I THINK BRENDA'S
DEAD, MAN.
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WHAT?
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I THINK BRENDA'S DEAD, MAN.
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NO, NO, NO. SIT DOWN. SIT
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DOWN. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT
DOWN. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WE WERE HANGING OUT--
SIT DOWN. I WANT YOU TO SIT
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DOWN.
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NOW SHE'S NOT--NOW SHE'S NOT
ALIVE.
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WHAT HAPP--WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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SHE'S ASLEEP, BIG MIKE.
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SHE'S SLEEPING.
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OH...GOD!
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SHE LOOKS SO DEAD, THOUGH.
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DID YOU LOOK AT HER?
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'CAUSE I POKED HER 4, MAYBE 5
TIMES...NOTHIN'.
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NOTHIN', HUH?
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NO.
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WELL, I OPENED THE DOOR, AND
SHE WOKE UP.
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REALLY?
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE LOOKING
AT HERE, PERHAPS? MIRACLE.
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LAST NIGHT. I CAN'T REMEMBER A
THING. WAIT! HOW DID I GET HOME?
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AND WHY DO MY PARTS HURT?
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
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THE REASON YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT
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IS BECAUSE SOMEBODY GAVE YOU
ROOFIES.
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ARE YOU SAYING I GOT RAPED
LAST NIGHT?
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YES. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M
SAYING. YOU GOT RAPED.
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RAPE ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.
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RAPE ME TWICE...
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SHAME ON ME!
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NEXT TIME, TRY WEARING
GENUINE POLICE TEK 2000 RAPE
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{\an8}SHIELD UNDERGARMENTS. CANNOT BE
OPENED WITHOUT THEIR CODED
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{\an8}INFRARED CONTROLLER.
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WOW, THOSE LOOK WELL-MADE.
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TRUST ME...ONCE YOU'VE BEEN
NOT RAPED TWICE, POLICE TEK RAPE
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SHIELD UNDERGARMENTS HAVE PAID
FOR THEMSELVES.
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SO REMEMBER...YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE A SUPER MODEL TO GET RAPED.
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POLICE TEK 2000 RAPE SHIELD
UNDERGARMENTS SOUND JUST...SOUND
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LIKE JUST THE TICKET.
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THE TICKET TO RAPE SAFETY.
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IS TRUDY GONNA HAVE A BOY
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OR A GIRL?
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I-IS THERE ANOTHER BOX I CAN
CHECK? TRUDY'S NOT HAVING A
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BABY. SHE'S FAKING.
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YOU THINK SHE'S TOTALLY
FAKING?
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I DON'T THINK, I KNOW SHE'S
FAKING. I KNOW FOR
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A FACT SHE'S FAKING.
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WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN THERE?
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A PILLOW! WHAT DO YOU THINK
IS IN THERE?
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WELL, LET'S...
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PUNCH HER IN THE STOMACH REAL
HARD. I'M RELUCTANT TO DO THAT
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ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT SHE'S NOT
FAKING...AND THAT WOULD CAUSE A
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HORRIBLE MISCARRIAGE.
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THAT COULD BE A--A LAWSUIT.
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OH, BELIEVE ME, IF I DIDN'T
THINK SHE'D HAVE A MISCARRIAGE,
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I WOULD PUNCH THAT BITCH IN
THE STOMACH SO HARD, YOU
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WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
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{\an8}SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!
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{\an8}SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!
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{\an8}YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
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CAREFUL, CAREFUL!
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LOOK OUT! CAREFUL--
HEY, WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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SOME NUT BALL--
NO, IT'S CARROT TOP, THE
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COMEDIAN.
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Carrot Top: STUPID SONS OF
BITCHES!
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OH, OH, OH!
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AAH!
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I'M GETTIN' A RIOT
SHIELD!
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GO, GO, GO, GO!
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I HAVE NO IDEA...
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ALL RIGHT, SIR, IS HE
ON ANY KIND OF DRUGS OR ALCOHOL
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OR ANYTHING OF THAT KIND?
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NO, HE JUST SAID HE WAS
JACKED UP ON RED BULL. OK, CAN
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YOU GET ME TOP? GET ME CARROT
TOP.
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OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
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HEY!
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THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!
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CARROT TOP--
WHOA!
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UNNECESSARY. UNNECESSARY.
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THAT IS EXPENSIVE HOTEL
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PROPERTY.
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PLEASE BACK AWAY.
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...TO THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.
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IT SHOULD BE UNDER CARROT TOP.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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THIS IS JIM MANIKAN. I'M THE
MANAGER OF THE HOTEL. I WOULD
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LIKE TO OFFER YOU A FREE
BREAKFAST BUFFET IF YOU COME
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DOWN NOW PEACEFULLY AND STOP
THROWING THINGS, CARROT--
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CAN YOU GET HIM A
HOOKER?
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HE HUNG UP. HE HUNG UP.
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IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT
IN THERE THAT'S DANGEROUS?
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NO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH...
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THE LAST OF IT.
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NO! NO!
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HOLY !
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{\an8}Man, quietly: GO, GO, GO!
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{\an8}HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY, SIR?
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{\an8}I'M, UH...SIR, I DIDN'T SEE
YOU BACK THERE. I WOULD HAVE
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STOPPED, BUT I COULDN'T SEE OR
HEAR YOU AT ALL.
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LICENSE AND REGISTRATION?
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YEAH, LET ME, UH...OH, THERE
IT IS. HERE YA GO.
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REGISTRATION.
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SIR, THIS IS NOT YOUR
VEHICLE?
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NO, SIR!
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I RAN YOUR PLATES, AND THE
OWNER OF THIS VEHICLE, MR.
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REGGIE FREDBURG, HE'S WANTED IN
THE STATE OF NEVADA FOR RECKLESS
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DRIVING, RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT.
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REALLY, HE IS?
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HIT AND RUN, FELONY EVASION,
LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN
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ACCIDENT, AND TRYING TO DRIVE A
MOTORCYCLE INTO A WATER PARK.
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HE, UH--
IS THAT REGGIE THERE?
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UH, YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
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{\an8}HEY!
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{\an8}OH, OH, OH, OH!
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GREAT.
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THANK YOU. PROVISIONS.
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00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,293
I CAN'T DRINK WHILE I'M
WORKING...
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I THINK IT'S OK.
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00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,256
IT'S SO WRONG TO ME THAT...
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00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,758
HE GETS ALL OF THIS WONDERFUL
FOOD AND--
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00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,802
THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM FUNNY,
THOUGH--
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00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,096
AND THEN HE JUST THROWS IT
OUT THE WINDOW AND DOESN'T EVEN
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00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,640
APPRECIATE IT, WHEN THERE'S
PEOPLE LIKE US DOWN HERE WHO
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00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,058
DON'T EVER GET GIFT BASKETS.
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00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,184
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
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00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,104
THAT'S SO DEPRESSING TO THINK
ABOUT.
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00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:20,400
IF HE HAD A SPIRITUAL
CENTER...FROM WHENCE HIS COMEDY
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COMES...NONE OF THIS WOULD BE
HAPPENING.
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00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,782
HE'S GOT A GOD-SIZED HOLE.
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00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,452
AND HE'S TRYIN' TO FILL IT UP
WITH CHEESE AND WHISKEY AND--
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00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,955
I GOT A CHEESE AND WHISKEY-
SIZED HOLE IN MY HEART
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00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,874
SOMETIMES LIKE NOW.
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00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,138
THE TRUTH IS, I HAVE A
SECRET, AND THE SECRET IS THAT
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00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:56,769
I HAVE A CYST IN MY ABDOMEN
THAT'S THE SIZE OF A BOWLING
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00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,188
BALL...AND THERE'S A VERY GOOD
CHANCE THAT I WILL ONLY LIVE FOR
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3 MORE DAYS.
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00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,278
JUST KIDDING! I'M JUST KIDDING.
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00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,780
I'M PREGNANT! HA HA HA!
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00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,325
HA HA. THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE.
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00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,118
IT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,
THOUGH.
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00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:16,456
WELL, TECHNICALLY, THAT'S
WHAT IT IS. IT'S A GROWTH
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00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:21,127
WITH FEET AND HAIR...ONLY, UH...
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00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,546
EVENTUALLY IT'LL RESENT YOU.
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00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,132
THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S SWEET.
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YEP.
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{\an8}WHOA...
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EVERYTHING'S COOL.
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EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
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00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,071
SORRY, GUYS.
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00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,822
THE TOP IS COOL.
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00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:50,948
HE'S REAL SORRY.
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00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:55,745
YEAH, WALK ON LIKE LITTLE
BIRD PEOPLE. IT'S ALL GOOD.
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00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,914
I JUST HAD A BAD SHOW LAST
NIGHT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT
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OUT ON THE HOTEL PROPERTY.
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00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,417
IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. NO, IT'S
UNDERSTANDABLE.
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00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,752
I LOST MY LUGGAGE...
342
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,211
THAT'S VERY FRUSTRATING.
343
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,379
I HATE THAT.
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00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,424
I DON'T THINK THE CROWD
REALLY APPRECIATED--I'M SORRY,
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00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,010
DANNY. THAT WAS SO
UNINTENTIONAL, I--
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00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:11,594
HE'S CALMED DOWN NOW?
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00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,554
EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.
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00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:17,058
I'M REALLY SORRY. I KNOW IT'S
HARD TO APOLOGIZE NOW FOR ALL
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00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,726
THAT I'VE DONE, BUT...
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00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:19,936
IT'S VERY, YOU KNOW...
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00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,146
IT'S ONE THING IF YOU PHYSICALLY
HARM ME, BUT WHEN YOU DO IT TO
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MY FOREIGN EMPLOYEES, IT'S A
WHOLE DIFFERENT THING. IT'S JUST
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UNACCEPTABLE, VERY
DISCONCERTING.
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00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,152
I'M REALLY KINDA EMBARRASSED
ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING, TOO.
355
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,114
I'M SORRY. I DO HAVE A CHECK IN
MY ROBE. IF IT'S POSSIBLE, I CAN
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00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,199
MAYBE COVER THE DAMAGES.
357
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,284
I'M SURE WE CAN WORK OUT SOME
SORT OF--
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00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,411
OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
359
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,412
CAN I KEEP THE ROBE?
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00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,705
WELL, YOU CAN ADD THAT ON.
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00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,289
IT'S A GOOD ROBE.
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00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,083
THAT'S LIKE $100.
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00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,918
15...
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00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,086
PLUS TAX. THAT'S FINE.
365
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,296
WILL $15,000 COVER IT?
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00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,757
WHOO! THAT'S A LOTTA ZEROS,
MAN.
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00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,093
I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY.
368
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,261
HOW MUCH YOU BENCH, MAN?
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00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,597
I'M--
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00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,891
YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME?
371
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,770
I WAS ACTING, YOU DUMB !
372
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,272
DOWN! STAY DOWN!
373
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,732
EVERYBODY OK?
374
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,108
IT'S A RUBBER CHECK.
375
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,944
HE'S STEALING THE CAR!
376
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,405
BACK OFF!
377
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:17,118
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
378
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,288
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HE'S
HEADED TOWARDS CALIFORNIA.
379
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,708
CRAP. HOLD ON!
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00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,300
{\an8}WELL, WE GOT A PERP INSIDE
THERE THAT, UH, FOR A WHILE'S
381
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:36,804
{\an8}BEEN GIVING US THE OLD SILENT
MARCEL MARCEAU TREATMENT.
382
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,806
WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE GAME WE
LIKE TO CALL GOOD COP, BLACK
383
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:43,019
COP. I'M GONNA GO IN THERE
FIRST, KINDA SOFTEN HIM UP,
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00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,147
KIND OF WORK HIM--
GOOD COP, BLACK COP?
385
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,482
YEAH. GOOD COP, BLACK COP.
386
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,649
I GO IN FIRST, YOU GO IN SECOND.
387
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:52,195
YOU KNOW THE DEAL. I SOFTEN HIM
UP, YOU FINISH THE DEAL.
388
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:56,199
THAT'S NOT--THAT'S NOT THE
DEAL. IT'S GOOD COP, BAD COP.
389
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,326
WELL, WHATEVER. I DON'T WANNA
ARGUE OVER SEMANTICS, OK? GOOD
390
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,829
COP, BLACK COP, BAD COP, BLACK
COP--SAME THING, OK?
391
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,331
NO. NO, NOT THE SAME THING.
392
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,875
IT'S GOOD COP, BAD COP, AND
BECAUSE I'M BLACK DOESN'T MEAN
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00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,168
I'M BAD.
394
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,045
YOU'RE GETTIN' ALL
SELF-RIGHTEOUS ON ME--
395
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,254
IT'S NOT GOOD COP, BLACK COP!
396
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:15,510
IT'S GOOD COP, BAD COP! GOOD
COP, BAD COP! GOOD COP, BAD COP!
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00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,262
I GOT IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SAY--I'M NOT A PUPPET, OK?!
398
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,681
NO, YOU DON'T GET IT, BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN ON THE FORCE FOR I
399
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,226
DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS, AND
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD COP,
400
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,435
BAD COP MEANS?
401
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,645
DON'T TELL ME I DON'T GET IT!
402
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,395
YOU DON'T GET IT!
403
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,355
I DO GET IT!
404
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,482
HOW 'BOUT GOOD COP,
RIDICULOUSLY SHORT COP?
405
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,527
OH, MAKE FUN OF MY SIZE. HOW
'BOUT GOOD COP, I'LL
406
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,903
ANYTHING THAT MOVES COP?
407
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,532
OH! HOW 'BOUT GOOD COP AND
YOU CAN'T GET NOTHIN' COP?
408
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,326
OH, YEAH?! I'LL MESS YOU UP!
409
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,662
AH! LET LOOSE!
410
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,872
NO. NO. NO. THIS IS IT!
411
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,874
THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.
412
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:50,753
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
413
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:51,879
WANT ME TO LET GO?
414
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,588
SAY IT. SAY GOOD COP, BAD COP.
415
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,382
GOOD COP--
SAY IT. SAY IT.
416
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,843
GOOD COP, BAD COP.
417
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,561
SO YOU DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT
ME. YOU HAVEN'T KNOWN ME FOR
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00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,355
VERY LONG, BUT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO HAVE A CHILD.
419
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,731
MMM.
420
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:16,821
AND SO I FEEL KIND OF LIKE,
YOU KNOW...
421
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,448
I DON'T KNOW IF BLESSED IS THE
WORD, BUT LUCKY,
422
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,743
FOR SURE.
423
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,913
WELL, I'LL BE HONEST. I
DIDN'T...
424
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,332
DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY,
BUT I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS TOO
425
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:33,212
MANY CHANCES FOR YOU TO...TO GET
IN THE CONDITION THAT YOU ARE,
426
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,464
SO I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK
YOU ARE LUCKY.
427
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,717
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
RUDE ABOUT IT.
428
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:42,555
REMEMBER THAT SHOW YEARS AND
YEARS AGO, V? IT WAS A SHOW
429
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,389
YEARS AND YEARS AGO.
430
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,432
OH, YEAH, ABOUT THEM LIZARD
PEOPLE?
431
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,433
THEM LIZARD PEOPLE, MAN.
432
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:50,563
WHAT IF...WHAT IF WIEGEL HAD A
"V" BABY?
433
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,064
{\an8}MORNING, GANG.
434
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:52,857
{\an8}MORNING.
435
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,276
{\an8}TRUDY, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANNA
SAY?
436
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:55,526
{\an8}YEAH, I HAD AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
437
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,445
{\an8}UM...
438
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,821
YOU'RE PREGNANT.
439
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,407
NO, THAT--
YOU'RE PREGGERS.
440
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,659
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WOW!
441
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,953
NO, THAT'S NOT MY
ANNOUNCEMENT BUT, YOU KNOW,
442
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,330
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING. UM...
443
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:13,419
CRAIG IS NOT THE FATHER...IF
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE ARE THINKING.
444
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,589
TURNS OUT HE WAS SHOOTING
BLANKS.
445
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:20,134
SHUT UP, GIRL! OOH! WHO YOUR
BABY DADDY?
446
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,427
IF IT'S NOT--WHERE DID YOU
GET--
447
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:26,474
I WENT TO THE, UM, SPERM BANK
ON FOURTH STREET.
448
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,643
DID YOU, NOW?
449
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,854
GREAT FACILITY. VERY
CLEAN. THEY HAVE DIXIE CUPS THAT
450
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,148
THE GENTLEMEN USE, I GUESS.
451
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,108
I HEARD THERE WAS
A LONG WAITING LIST.
452
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,318
IT'S--IT'S NOT A DIXIE CUP.
453
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,820
NO, NO. YOU CAN JUST
WALK RIGHT IN. BUT ANYWAY, I WAS
454
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,782
IN THERE. IT'S VERY CLEAN. I GOT
A GREAT DEAL.
455
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,327
OOH! WELL, WELCOME TO
THE SISTERHOOD. I DON'T KNOW
456
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:51,290
SOME OF MY BABY'S DADDIES
EITHER. HA! GO AHEAD ON, TRUDY!
457
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,541
IT'S A GREAT PROGRAM
THEY HAVE THERE, 'CAUSE, GUYS,
458
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,920
YOU DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY
IF YOU WORK FOR THE CITY OR
459
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,673
WHATEVER IT IS. YOU CAN JUST GO
IN AND THEY PAY YOU--I DON'T
460
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,008
KNOW WHAT IT IS. 10 BUCKS, 20
BUCKS.
461
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,093
$31.
462
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,220
$31 TO SQUIRT OFF IN--
THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD.
463
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,766
PLUS ORANGE JUICE AND A
COOKIE.
464
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,148
{\an8}IN YOUR HOUSE.
465
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,359
{\an8}OH, GOOD. HERE GOES THE COPS
CONDESCENDING TO BIG MIKE.
466
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,862
{\an8}WELL, NO, IT'S JUST THAT--
IT'S MY MOAT.
467
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,447
{\an8}IT'S YOUR MOAT?
468
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,574
{\an8}WHAT DO YOU--WHAT DO YOU HAVE A
MOAT FOR?
469
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:28,536
{\an8}FOR--WHY DOES ANYBODY HAVE A
MOAT? TO KEEP OUT THE
470
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,038
{\an8}FRENCHMEN WHO TRY TO COME OVER.
471
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,415
{\an8}THIS IS GOING ALL THE WAY AROUND
THE HOUSE.
472
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,541
{\an8}UH-HUH.
473
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,085
{\an8}SO ANYBODY TRIES TO CROSS
THAT, THEY CROSS THROUGH THE
474
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:41,341
{\an8}MOAT. YOU KNOW WHAT'S LIVING IN
THE MOAT? BADGERS.
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