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Forty-five.
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Don't even have to look at it.
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'Ho!'
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That's Fast Eddie McClintock.
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'Eat my dust, boys!'
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'That's Eddie Mc...
Holy! Son of a bitch!'
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- Yeah.
- We're gonna get you, Eddie!
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- 'Hey, let's get him.'
- Whoo! Whoo!
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- Ho-ho!
- Yeah!
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It's alright.
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Aah!
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Are we okay?
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We need to start wearin'
seatbelts, man!
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Whoo!
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- What?
- Oh!
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{\an8}Go, go, go!
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{\an8}Uh, Fast Eddie McClintock
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{\an8}is a, uh, criminal.
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{\an8}He is a, uh
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{\an8}uh, recidivist speeder.
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{\an8}He is a drug peddler
and fencer...
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And the best in the business.
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- Best in the business.
- 'Can't be topped.'
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He's the, uh...
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Dale Earnhardt of, uh...
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I was gonna say
of drivin' fast
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but it doesn't really
make sense.
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No, that's-the Dale Earnhardt
thing.
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- Yeah, that's Dale Earnhardt.
- He'd be the--
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He's the Tommy Tune...
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...of...
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{\an8} it.
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{\an8}'Okay, I just got this fax'
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{\an8}from the Department
of Motor Vehicles.
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{\an8}From your description
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{\an8}'and, uh... the other officers.'
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Obviously, uh, this is
Fast Eddie McClintock
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we're dealing with,
it seems like.
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'Uh... probably runnin' meth'
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we suspect,
from here to California.
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So, uh, we're gonna assign
some roadblocks.
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We're gonna cover
80 Eastbound
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and Westbound,
both sides
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and the 395, obviously,
are our biggies.
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Knowing him, he'll take
the 60 over to the Westside
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and then jump over
to the 42
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up to the Westside Pavilion.
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Trudy, Trudy,
save the make-me-ups
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inside-inside here.
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Yeah. So, any other ideas
for Fast Eddie McClintock?
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An oil slick?
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- It's a little Wile E. Coyote.
- 'Yeah.'
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Why don't we paint a fake tunnel
onto the mountain...
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'You can throw oil--'
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...and we're lure him
with bird seed into the tunnel.
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You can also bring in
some quicksand, too.
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{\an8}♪ One time for your mind ♪
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{\an8}Okay. Okay.
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So why do you think
we came here today?
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Tryna...
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{\an8}...steal a brother's thunder, right?
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Comin' all up in here,
being, like, "Mmm!
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"He's gettin'
his groove on again.
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Gots to stop a brother!"
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Uh, no, the dry cleaners
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across the street
are complaining about the music.
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This is private property.
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Take your cardboard box...
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Y-your box
and get on outta here.
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Yo, man, you know what?
This box used to have
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children's toys in it
that I used to give to children.
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And then I put the box
down to show, like
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"Mm, there's peace in the hood."
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Finally, my brothers and sisters
can unite.
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- This is all for charity?
- Straight up.
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Straight up. I'm pop-lockin'
for cancer, yo.
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- Children's research...
- You got a permit?
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- I do. I do. Check me out.
- Let's see it.
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- Let's see it.
- Where's it at?
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Feel it out.
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I'm just sayin' it's right down
in the gold mine.
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Then you can find it
in the gold mine.
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- Well, my...
- I don't have my miner hat.
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Oh, oh, baby, come on.
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You wanna
get some spelunkin' on?
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- Sp...
- You know what I'm sayin'?
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- Spelunking?
- Yeah.
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It's like...
It's a black thing, man.
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Stop, okay?
You're not black.
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I am black...
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Wearin' a wave cap
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and a 1989 chain
doesn't make you black.
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Yo, man, bah-ling.
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You're not black.
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- You're not.
- 'How you know, though?'
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- 'How you know, man?'
- How do I know?
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- I'm lookin' at you right now.
- I ain't callin' you out.
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- 'Alright.'
- Come on, dawg.
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- What?
- Where you at?
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- I'm right here.
- No, you know you're not.
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You ain't nowhere.
You ain't here.
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Yeah. Come on!
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Oh! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Come on.
- Pah! Pah!
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- Oh [bleep]!
- Yeah.
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That's like the cabbage apple
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or somethin', right?
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That's a Tom and Jerry.
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The box and the 40 are mine.
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At least
half of that, man.
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- 'No. No.'
- Hook me up!
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I got...
My mouth is all dry
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and [bleep] from
smokin' the chronic!
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Ask in a real way.
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O-officer
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I would really like to have
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my 40-ouncer and my boom box
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which I enjoy
playing music on.
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I would enjoy to get them back.
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No! Found property.
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- Damn!
- 'It's ours now.'
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{\an8}Sheriff's Department.
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{\an8}- Sheriff's Department.
- Oh.
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Oh, ladies, the police are here!
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Okay, ladies. Okay.
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Please don't do that.
Ladies! Ladies...
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I need you ladies to be...
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Ladies, please!
I need your attention!
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Okay! Alright.
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Fun's over, okay?
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{\an8}Look, this is the third time
someone from
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the Reno Sheriff's Department
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has been called out here
tonight, alright?
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Why? Because you guys
keep making noise.
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You keep chattering.
You keep whooping it up.
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People can't sleep and this
is getting stupid, okay?
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You know what? 'Cause I got
real things to do, ladies.
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I'm not some little fou-fou play
toy stripper puppet cop, okay?
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Do you think I have
the time to come here
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to a girls-gone-wild-
stupid-harlot-slutty
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I'm-gonna-get-married party?
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No! I need to be out there
on the streets
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'protecting children,
protecting women'
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'protecting old people.'
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Please respect the badge, okay?
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Please respect
the Reno Sheriff's Department.
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{\an8}That's all I'm askin'.
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'Now, don't make me
come back here again!'
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♪ Hey ladies hey ladies ♪
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♪ Hey ladies say what? ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Aah-aah-aah-aah
aah-aah-aah-aah ♪
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{\an8}The legend I heard of-of
of who is
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{\an8}Fast Eddie McClintock,
that was the question
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{\an8}that the Chetwood Brothers
were asking.
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{\an8}You remember Joey Chetwood
and his brother Bobby Chetwood.
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{\an8}They used to do
all the stunt drivin'.
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Well, legend has it,
they ran out
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a good man named
Eddie McClintock.
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Did not want him on their team
'cause he was too good.
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- Made 'em look bad.
- Made 'em look bad.
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Spread some rumors,
turned him bad.
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Now he's a law breaker.
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Turned to a life of crime
by the stunt industry.
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And a road speeder.
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Helluva driver.
Man, I'd love to shake his hand.
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I mean, I know as the police,
I shouldn't say that, but...
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- I'd love to shake his hand.
- Hey.
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Anybody that can piss off
the Chetwood Brothers
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I'd like to shake
their hand, too.
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- Yeah.
- 'Cause they're
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{\an8}Spike strip's set.
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{\an8}Look alive, people!
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{\an8}Bring it on, Fast Eddie.
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Somethin's comin'.
Somethin's comin'.
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- Talk to me. Talk to me.
- Ford Escort.
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Lieutenant,
I get to shoot on sight, right?
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Do not shoot! No shooting!
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What did I say?
If we shoot him
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then there will not be
a group photo.
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Period. End of story.
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If we don't get to shoot,
why am I holding this?
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It's a visual aide.
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'It implies authority.'
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'Okay.
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He's gotta
come through this way.
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No other way around.
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8 is blocked.
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Route 64's been out
for two months.
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That bridge is out.
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He's gotta
come through this way
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or he can't get
out of Truckee.
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- 'Eat my dust, boys!'
- Goddammit!
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Go, Travis!
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'Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!'
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'Holy [bleep]!'
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- Stop...
- Oh!
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- Oh, God! Oh, my God.
- Brake! Put on the brake.
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Oh, poop.
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Well, spike strip works.
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The legend I heard about
Fast Eddie McClintock
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was that he was
on Dale Earnhardt's
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original home depot team
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until he was horribly scarred
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in an accident.
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And the, uh, Jeff Gordon
Pretty Boy Faction in NASCAR...
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...kept him outta the race.
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They pulled strings
and machinations so that he--
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They didn't want
nobody ugly in NASCAR.
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Now that I've said that out
loud, that sounds really stupid
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so it probably ain't true.
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{\an8}Lindsay...
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{\an8}...Lohan.
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{\an8}Wow!
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{\an8}You know that girl's
only 15 years old?
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Yeah.
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Not fair that everywhere
you go
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there's somebody waiting
to take a picture of you
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'cause when your bosoms
do that...
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Scroll down...
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Oh!
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Ah, fair's fair.
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She's 15, huh?
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Really? Lindsay Lohan.
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'Eat my dust, boys!'
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Oh, my God!
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This is Dangle and Junior.
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We're in hot pursuit
of Fast Eddie McClintock!
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- Got him! Got him! Got him!
- You got him!
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The bridge has been out down
here for six weeks!
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We're about to catch
Fast Eddie McClintock!
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He hit it!
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Oh, my God. He made it.
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Travis! Travis! Travis!
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Travis! Trav...
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{\an8}'So we know that there was...'
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{\an8}...this man here...
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{\an8}Hello.
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...in a jewelry store,
helping himself
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to a little bling-bling.
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What we're interested in,
is who his two friends were.
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Yes, he has a lot of friends.
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Sir, that's not the question
my partner is asking. Okay?
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So, I want you to ask him
in stern tones.
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What are the names
of his two friends? Please.
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He likes Jennifer Aniston
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and Matt Leblanc the most.
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Hey, I don't think
you're understanding
250
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,097
my partner here, okay?
251
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,098
You're not getting
the sentiment across!
252
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,975
You may be conveying
the dialogue we're having here
253
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,894
but you're not gettin'...
254
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,563
I-I'm angry!
Tell him I'm angry!
255
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,399
I want you to name names!
256
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:32,941
No problem.
257
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:51,626
- No, no, no, no!
- Hey, hey!
258
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,003
This ain't no
saki-saki sing-along, okay?
259
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,922
damnit, you [bleep]!
260
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,507
Now listen to me!
I wanna know--
261
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,676
- No, he's not the one.
- Listen to me!
262
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,469
You better know
what I'm talkin' about.
263
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:04,305
I'm talking about ripping
your [bleep] head off, okay
264
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,558
{\an8}and putting it
on the [bleep] toilet
265
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,976
and flushin' it down!
266
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,603
You tell us the
names of those two people
267
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:11,897
or we will
rock your world!
268
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,284
Uh...
269
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,829
There seems to be
a misunderstanding.
270
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,372
Yeah, you betcha.
271
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,250
He is store owner...
272
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,252
...not burglar.
273
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,422
Same Japanese,
wrong person.
274
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,133
We apologize.
Arigato.
275
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,927
Very disgraceful.
276
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,430
Sorry.
277
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,983
{\an8}Have you ever, uh
278
00:12:56,984 --> 00:13:01,614
{\an8}had a face-to-face
with, uh, Fast Eddie?
279
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,366
I almost had a face-to-face
with Fast Eddie.
280
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,160
- We were, uh...
- You know what, I'm sorry.
281
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,038
I don't feel comfortable
with your arm there.
282
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,248
Thank you.
283
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,377
{\an8}Alright, everybody.
Okay. Shh.
284
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,754
{\an8}'Settle down.'
285
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,714
{\an8}Alright, everybody.
Settle down.
286
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,884
{\an8}'I know it's been
an exciting morning...'
287
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,095
...getting your scoliosis tests,
and now this.
288
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:30,391
'We've got Reno's
Sheriff Department here'
289
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,186
and right now they are gonna
sing a song about
290
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,564
what happens to people
who do graffiti.
291
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,070
♪ Oh I'm so lowdown ♪
292
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,825
♪ I don't know
what I'm gonna do ♪
293
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,745
♪ Yeah ♪
294
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,080
♪ I used to go skateboarding ♪
295
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,083
♪ Now I get raped
without no warning ♪
296
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,088
♪ I got the "I'm in prison
'cause I did graffiti" blues ♪
297
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,051
♪ If I had a time machine ♪
298
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,596
♪ I'd set it
to before I did graffiti ♪
299
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,098
♪ And I'd go back ♪
300
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,891
Yeah!
301
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,601
♪ I don't think y'all heard me ♪
302
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:17,730
♪ I said if I had
a time machine ♪
303
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,899
♪ I'd set it to before
I did graffiti ♪
304
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,235
♪ And I'd go back ♪
305
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:23,028
♪ Yes ♪
306
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,992
♪ I've been stabbed
with a broken broom ♪
307
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,119
♪ And
in the weight room ♪
308
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,162
♪ And I'm hiding
all my valuables ♪
309
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,248
♪ Up my crack ♪
310
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,334
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
311
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,795
Whoo!
312
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,134
Those of us who weren't
raised by Grand Theft Auto
313
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,761
we applaud after
we see something.
314
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,935
I've never chased
Fast Eddie McClintock.
315
00:14:55,936 --> 00:15:00,189
I don't chase, you know,
uh, as a rule.
316
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,318
I... My feeling is
as a-as a, you know
317
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,195
police deputy
and as a human being
318
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,157
if you love something,
you should set it free.
319
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,283
You know,
that's the old adage.
320
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:14,329
And, you know, in this case,
it's not so much love
321
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,663
as it is laziness.
322
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,666
But... it's-it's too much work
323
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,835
the running and the chasing.
324
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,503
{\an8}Where the hell are they?
325
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,339
{\an8}I don't know.
This is the end, right?
326
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,382
{\an8}- There's...
- Pursuit.
327
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,508
{\an8}And I lost 'em.
328
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,096
What happened?
329
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,473
Well, dead end.
330
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,350
Think they're hiding?
331
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,311
- Oh, my God.
- 'Oh, dear.'
332
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,397
- Should we call for backup?
- Guys?
333
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,399
- Junior?
- Oh, no.
334
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,693
Uh-oh, I hope they're not dead.
335
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,529
Damn, that Fast Eddie
McClintock!
336
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,409
Did you get him?
337
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,869
No, we did not get him.
338
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,704
Well, we'd give you a ride
but I don't want you
339
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,373
getting my car all wet.
340
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,376
Both my nuts went up.
341
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,837
You want me to help
your balls back down?
342
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,265
Man, one time I was behind, uh
343
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:20,061
Fast Eddie McClintock
on a two-county chase
344
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,772
and it was, like,
14 or 15 cop cars behind him.
345
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,525
We had deputies.
We had state troopers.
346
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,735
I was way bringing up
the rear of the pack.
347
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,196
And it was one of those deals
where he took the corner
348
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,447
and the first cop didn't make it
349
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,574
then a cop went into him
and a cop went into him
350
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,077
and a cop went into him
and it was like a 15-car pileup.
351
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,247
I mean,
I could see the wreck.
352
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,249
Like, I had a half a mile
to stop, but I just gassed it
353
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:45,211
'cause when do you get a chance
to, like, be in a 15-car pileup?
354
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,295
How often does that come up?
355
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,464
{\an8}Not all that [bleep] often.
356
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,967
{\an8}'We just need
to ask him things'
357
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,760
{\an8}'imperative
to the investigation.'
358
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,847
{\an8}'That's it.
Do not engage him.'
359
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,100
Kimball. C.
360
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,770
Trudy, Wiegel.
361
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,106
So, here's what
you're gonna want to know.
362
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,067
This is the guy who
eats people's faces.
363
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,068
Uh-huh.
364
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:12,113
So you don't wanna make
eye contact with him
365
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,740
or he'll swallow your soul.
366
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,200
- Hi, Mike.
- 'Hi, Trudy.'
367
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,328
Mike? Yeah. Oh!
368
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:24,083
They found, uh, another skull.
369
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,086
- Where?
- It was in a bathtub.
370
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,963
'You had gone to the dump,
I guess'
371
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,007
'and you put it
in a very cleverly'
372
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,885
'in a zip lock baggie,
in a bathtub.'
373
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,678
- Yeah.
- 'Did you find that one?'
374
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,638
'No, no. Oh, my God, no.'
375
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,140
'They don't put me
on things like that.'
376
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,310
But, um... here's the deal.
377
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,604
Okay, we got on the computer
378
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,441
and we're looking for
the mug shot files from '97...
379
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,484
No, from '80...
380
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:53,154
- '87 to '92.
- '87 to '92, right?
381
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,989
And I believe
you're the one
382
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,282
who set up this file.
383
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,325
Well, we get on the thing
384
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,327
and we see the file, right?
385
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,329
- It's there.
- But we can't open it.
386
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,955
Or you can open it,
but then
387
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,082
once you open it,
it's a bunch of gobbledygook.
388
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,670
It's like, X-G-7-Tree,
you know, smiley face...
389
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,672
Are you using a Mac?
390
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,841
- 'No. We're using a Dell.'
- 'It's PC.'
391
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,009
That shouldn't happen.
392
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:19,514
Did you go under the control
panel and under options...
393
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,598
'Uh-huh.'
394
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,682
- 'Extension file?'
- Yeah.
395
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,644
Yeah. I tried that. I know.
That was the second--
396
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,479
Of course, that's the second
thing you would think.
397
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,355
- Didn't work, so...
- 'Really.'
398
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:31,192
I had started
entering files in, um
399
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,821
you know, before Java script
was sort of implemented
400
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,198
and I think some of
the later files are in Java
401
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,116
and it sort of,
I don't know
402
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,368
it backed up
the whole thing or something...
403
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,369
Okay. Pfft.
404
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,038
Well, we appreciate
your help, Mike.
405
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,706
- You wanna hear a joke?
- Okay!
406
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,208
- I heard a joke the other day.
- 'Yeah?'
407
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,918
- Knock, knock.
- 'Who's there?'
408
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,044
Jethro.
409
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,170
'Jethro who?'
410
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,713
Jethro him down the stairs
411
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,674
and I'll stab him
with my screwdriver.
412
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,553
'It was more like,
it was... Well...'
413
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,305
'It was more of something
I overheard.'
414
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,890
Oh.
415
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,350
That's a good one, Mike.
416
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,073
There's two or three kinds
of driving in law enforcement.
417
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,908
There's defensive driving
418
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,743
there's offensive driving
419
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,745
and then there's
evasive driving.
420
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,122
Wait a minute.
There's a fourth.
421
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:26,497
There's a fourth.
422
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,583
There is...
423
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,294
"I want to put my car
in the lake
424
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:35,798
because I wanna see what's
goin' on in there" driving.
425
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,885
Do you feel like that was
a good representation of you?
426
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,386
Of the kind of person you are?
427
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,512
Yeah, I think
it was fairly accurate.
428
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,640
'Well...'
429
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,561
Fast Eddie's probably,
uh...
430
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,982
...in California by now.
431
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,443
'Not to sound
like a broken record'
432
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,779
{\an8}but gosh darn that
Fast Eddie McClintock!
433
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,700
'91, Fast Ed McClintock.
91.'
434
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,410
Trace the call.
435
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,414
Get it. Get it.
436
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,291
Reno Sheriff's Department.
437
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,626
'Reno Sheriff's Department'
438
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,627
'this is Fast Eddie McClintock'
439
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,630
'and I'm just callin'
to pay my respects'
440
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:19,133
'and tell you that I have been
chased by everybody'
441
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,470
'but now I have been
chased by the best.'
442
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,805
'Hey, I left ya a little
somethin' out in the hallway.'
443
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,681
'Keep your wheels
to the road now'
444
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,475
'and I'll see you
out on the highway!'
445
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,853
There is something out there.
446
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,982
Be careful.
Be careful.
447
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,818
Is it tickin'?
448
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:41,280
Listen. Shh.
Careful.
449
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,823
- Break carefully.
- On three.
450
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,952
- Break.
- One... two--
451
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:50,498
- 'Whoa! That's beautiful!'
- Class!
452
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,166
'Does it have good songs on
it?'
453
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,793
Those are all great songs.
454
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,294
- Very nice.
- Every single one of 'em.
455
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,006
I traced the call.
456
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,425
It's comin'
from the parking lot.
457
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,481
Alright, I don't know why
you're speaking that way.
458
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,859
- Why you're speaking that way.
- 'We're white.'
459
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,777
'In fact, if you have
an ID on you'
460
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,487
I'd like to see
what it says on here.
461
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,697
You wanna see an ID?
462
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,531
♪ Let's do it
Is it in this pocket? ♪
463
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,700
♪ Is it in this pocket? ♪
464
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,535
♪ I don't know
what pocket's in ♪
465
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,452
♪ Check it out
I got an ID ♪
466
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,663
♪ It's out
in my car see ♪
467
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,081
♪ But I ain't got it
right now ♪
468
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,708
♪ So you gonna
be wearin' a frown ♪
469
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,376
♪ What? Jiga
jiga-jig-jiga what? ♪
470
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,420
♪ See to it pop freeze...♪
471
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,881
Now, that was black, yo.
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