Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,883
HI, I'M DANNY DeVITO, EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER OF "RENO 911!",
2
00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:13,053
AND I JUST WANT TO WELCOME YOU
AND THANK YOU
3
00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:18,392
FOR SUPPORTING THE WONDERFUL MEN
AND WOMEN OF THIS FORCE.
4
00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,144
THESE PEOPLE LAY DOWN
THEIR LIVES EVERY DAY.
5
00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:25,315
THEY PUT THEMSELVES
IN HARM'S WAY FOR YOU, FOR ME,
6
00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:28,944
FOR THE PEOPLE OF RENO.
7
00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:32,489
I THINK-- BECAUSE, ACTUALLY,
I'VE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW,
8
00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:36,118
BUT I'VE HEARD SOME REALLY GOOD
THINGS ABOUT IT.
9
00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,288
YOU HEAR "RENO 911!"
YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
10
00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,457
OR A KID WILL BE TALKING
OR PLAYING
11
00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:45,252
OR FIGHTING IN THE PLAYGROUND--
"RENO 911! RENO 911!"
12
00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,337
IT BECOMES A CHANT, A CHEER.
13
00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:50,383
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GONNA
WATCH THE SHOW THIS YEAR.
14
00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:53,553
{\an8}WHOO!
{\an8}COME HERE!
15
00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,349
{\an8}OH! AHH!
16
00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,104
{\an8}OH-AH! OH!
17
00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,181
VERY, VERY BIG NEWS.
18
00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,434
PRESIDENT BUSH IS COMING TO
TOWN, DOING SOME CAMPAIGNING.
19
00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,895
HE'S GONNA GIVE A SPEECH DOWN
AT THE BOWLERS' HALL OF FAME.
20
00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,523
WE HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED
TO MOTORCADE DUTY.
21
00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,650
WHOO!
22
00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,360
SO, YES, VERY EXCITING.
23
00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,529
NOT THE DRIVING MOTORCADE DUTY.
24
00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,906
WE'LL BE BLOCKING OFF
A STRETCH OF ROUTE 80.
25
00:01:55,907 --> 00:02:00,202
SO, DON'T THROW EGGS
OR ANYTHING.
26
00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:03,205
YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE I ALREADY
CHUCKED SOMETHING AT HIM.
27
00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,748
I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
28
00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:06,500
WE CAN SALUTE, RIGHT?
29
00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,085
WE STAND, WE SALUTE.
30
00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,878
WE SAY, "GOOD GOING, DUBYA,"
31
00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:12,631
AND WE DON'T SAY, "LEGALIZE IT,"
OR "HEY, LOOK AT ME."
32
00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,384
ARE WE ALLOWED TO HOLD UP
SIGNS OF SUPPORT?
33
00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,553
WE CARE ABOUT HIM IN RENO.
34
00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,721
ARE YOU GONNA HOLD UP A SIGN
THAT SAYS "DUBYA, '04"?
35
00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:20,889
I GOT ONE.
36
00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:21,515
THEN, NO, WE'RE NOT ALLOWED.
37
00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,351
HOW ABOUT, "I LOVE BUSH"?
38
00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,229
OH, YOU GOT
YOURSELF WITH THAT.
39
00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,606
THIS WILL BE
A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR ME,
40
00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,233
BECAUSE WHAT I INTEND TO DO
41
00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,069
IS TO THROW MYSELF
IN FRONT OF THE MOTORCADE,
42
00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,612
IN FRONT OF THE CAR,
43
00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:38,657
AND FINALLY HAVE
A ONE-ON-ONE TALK TO THIS MAN
44
00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,617
ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE
TO BRING TWEEZERS
45
00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,662
OR KNITTING NEEDLES
ON AN AIRPLANE.
46
00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,582
SUSPENDED.
47
00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,588
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
48
00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,633
HOW ARE YOU DOING
THIS DAY, SIR?
49
00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:57,759
WHAT HAPPENED?
50
00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,469
WE HAD A HEATED DEBATE.
51
00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:03,599
AND THEN THEY MADE SOME POINTS,
I MADE SOME POINTS,
52
00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,809
THE MONKEY HAD A POINT OR TWO.
53
00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:09,938
AND THEN FINALLY MOB MENTALITY
SET IN, SO, YOU KNOW IT.
54
00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:13,108
SO, THE MONKEY WENT JUST CRAZY
WITH FERVOR AND JUST BIT.
55
00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,568
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
56
00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,945
WHEN YOU MAKE A MONKEY THAT MAD
WITH DISCUSSION.
57
00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,906
THAT IS OUT-OF-BOUNDS
FOR A PARTY.
58
00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,909
DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE
FOR THIS ANIMAL?
59
00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,410
I HAVE A LI--
60
00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,829
I OBEY THE LAW OF MAN,
61
00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,957
BUT THIS MAN
OBEY THE LAW OF JUNGLE.
62
00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,000
IT'S A PARTY,
63
00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,418
AND THAT'S A MONKEY
CAN MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS.
64
00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,338
I HAVE A HARD TIME
BELIEVING--
65
00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,590
MOB MENTALITY, MY ASS,
THAT MONKEY DIDN'T BITE NOBODY.
66
00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,507
IT WAS ALL THIS FELLA HERE.
67
00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:39,468
LOOK AT THAT,
BLAMING IT ALL ON THE MONKEY.
68
00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,512
GO OUT, PUT HIM IN,
THEN GET THE EVIDENCE CAMERA.
69
00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:45,140
BRING IT BACK, AND WE'LL TAKE
PICTURES OF THE MONKEY.
70
00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:47,476
IT CAN BE OUR CHRISTMAS CARD.
OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
71
00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,853
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, FELLA.
72
00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:13,877
IS THIS SOME DAMN
COSTUME PARTY OR WHAT?
73
00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:14,378
HE STARTED IT!
74
00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,421
YOU TOO!
75
00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,423
SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN.
76
00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,009
OKAY, EVERYBODY'S
GONNA BE HEARD.
77
00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,552
OKAY, SORRY.
TELL ME.
78
00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,513
WE HAD JUST FINISHED
DOING THE RE-ENACTMENT--
79
00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,307
CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTMENT,
OKAY?
80
00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,850
SO, I BRING MY GUYS HERE
81
00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:31,061
FOR BEER AND PIZZA
AFTERWARDS, RIGHT?
82
00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,397
OKAY, AND SO GARY DECIDES
TO BRING HIS GUYS.
83
00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,233
IT'S NOT
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PIZZA.
84
00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,527
IT'S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SALAD BAR.
YOU PAY FOR THE PIZZA.
85
00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,362
AND YANKEE
DECIDES TO HOG OFF
86
00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,614
ON ALL THE PIZZA
HE WANTS TO EAT.
87
00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:46,201
HE STARTS DOING THIS WEIRD MATH
WHERE HIS GUYS,
88
00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,328
BECAUSE OF
THE MISSOURI COMPROMISE,
89
00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,747
THEY ONLY HAVE TO PAY
TWO-FIFTHS OF THE BILL.
90
00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,416
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, HOW DO YOU
FIGURE FIFTHS OF A BILL?
91
00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:56,044
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CALCULATOR.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
92
00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,504
SO, YOU'RE GETTING THE PIZZA,
AND HE GETS MAD AT YOU?
93
00:04:57,505 --> 00:05:00,841
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
I SLOPPED THE HOGS.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
I SLOPPED THE HOGS.
94
00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,010
HE SLOPPED THE HOGS, AND HE
WENT OFF, AND HE ATTACKED YOU?
95
00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,553
HE FREAKED OUT.
96
00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,389
HE PICKS UP A PIECE OF PIZZA,
AND HE THROWS IT AT ME.
97
00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,016
IT HITS ME
RIGHT IN THE FACE.
98
00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,059
WITH HOT PIZZA!
HE THREW PIZZA AT ME!
99
00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,728
I GOT HIS STATEMENT.
100
00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,856
WHAT I'M GONNA NEED TO DO IS
TAKE THESE GUYS IN RIGHT HERE.
101
00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,399
HOLD ON.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
102
00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,359
YOU'RE NOT TAKING
THESE GUYS.
103
00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,569
THESE GUYS ARE THE ONES
THAT STARTED IT.
104
00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,739
NO, THIS GENTLEMAN SAID
HE WENT AND ATE ALL THE PIZZA,
105
00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,532
WENT CRAZY,
AND THINGS STARTED THAT WAY.
106
00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:26,950
I'M TAKING THEM IN.
107
00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,702
BUT THEY DIDN'T PAY
FOR THE PIZZA.
108
00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,412
AND HE THREW PIZZA
IN HIS FACE.
109
00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,539
THAT'S ASSAULT, SIR,
THAT'S ASSAULT.
110
00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,374
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
111
00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,334
YOU LIKE THAT?
YOU LIKE THAT?
112
00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,045
YOU LIKE THAT?!
113
00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,947
BUT, MOMMY, I JUST GOT HOME,
AND I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
114
00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:06,615
DON'T YOU BACK-TALK ME!
115
00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,159
YOU GONNA GET IN THERE,
116
00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,912
OR ELSE I'M GONNA TREAT YOU
LIKE ANTWONE FISHER!
117
00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,455
NOW, DO YOU WANT ME
TO TIE YOU UP IN A BASEMENT
118
00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:17,626
AND BEAT YOU WITH A WET RAG?
119
00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,003
NO, MOMMY. I'M SORRY.
120
00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:23,298
I FEEL STRONG ENOUGH
TO CLEAN UP NOW.
121
00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,841
WELL, GOOD.
122
00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:28,261
AND GET THAT OXYGEN TANK UP
OFF THAT LIVING ROOM FLOOR!
123
00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:30,847
JUST LEAVING YOUR OXYGEN
LAYING ALL AROUND.
124
00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:35,185
WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS, HUH?
125
00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,479
I'M JUST TRYING TO LET Y'ALL
KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN
126
00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,939
WHEN YOU GET HOME, CHILDREN.
127
00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:39,940
HA!
128
00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,984
SO YOU CAN BE PREPARED, HUH?
129
00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,667
WE'RE IN
THE RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT?
130
00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,669
WELL, THIS IS WHERE
WE'RE WAITING.
131
00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:04,131
YEAH. THEY SAID BUSH
WAS GONNA BE RIGHT HERE.
132
00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:04,714
THROUGH HERE.
133
00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:07,050
THROUGH HERE.
134
00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:08,844
WHAT?
135
00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,846
NOT RIGHT HERE.
THROUGH HERE.
136
00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,347
WHO?
BUSH.
137
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,182
OH, BUSH. RIGHT.
138
00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:15,684
YOU EVER MET HIM?
139
00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,645
WHO?
140
00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:19,646
HUH?
141
00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,565
WHO?
142
00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,316
WHAT?
143
00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:23,692
MET WHO?
144
00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,027
HIM.
145
00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:26,696
OH.
YEAH.
146
00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:30,699
SEEN HIM?
147
00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,200
I SEEN HIM.
148
00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,411
WELL, NO, I'VE SEEN HIM.
I MEAN, I'VE SEEN HIM.
149
00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,537
I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
YOU KNOW
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?
150
00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,914
YEAH.
OH.
151
00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,250
SO, WHAT WAS
THE QUESTION?
152
00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,086
I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
153
00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:45,505
HAVE I MET HIM?
YEAH.
154
00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,048
OH, YOU'VE MET HIM?
155
00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:48,884
NO, YEAH,
THAT WAS THE QUESTION.
156
00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,678
OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.
157
00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,263
YEAH.
158
00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,348
"YEAH," YOU KNOW
WHAT THE QUESTION WAS,
159
00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,225
BUT, "NO,"
YOU HAVE NEVER MET HIM.
160
00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,393
YEAH.
161
00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,769
OKAY, GOOD.
162
00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,023
THAT CLEARS THINGS UP
A LITTLE BIT.
163
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,946
THANKS FOR LETTING ME USE
YOUR SWORD, BRAD.
164
00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:12,574
YOU'RE WELCOME, GARY.
SORRY I CALLED YOU AN
165
00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,242
I'M SORRY I FREAKED OUT.
166
00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,827
YEAH, YOU DID,
DIDN'T YOU.
167
00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,245
GOOD?
168
00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,622
YEAH.
169
00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:24,544
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
COME ON, MAKE UP.
170
00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,755
MAKE UP?
171
00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,589
COME ON.
172
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,758
JUST DO IT.
173
00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,593
APOLOGIZE.
174
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,802
YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO.
175
00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,931
SORRY
YOU'RE A PUNK-ASS REDNECK.
176
00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:47,234
OW! OW! AAAAAAAAH!
177
00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,610
HE'S SERIOUSLY BITING HIM.
178
00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:51,821
COME ON!
179
00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:55,450
WHO'S A CRACKER, HUH?!
180
00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,118
LET GO!
YOU LET GO!
181
00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,829
YOU LET GO OF ME FIRST!
182
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,626
HI.
183
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,295
HI, CRAIG.
184
00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,213
HI.
185
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,924
HOW YOU DOING?
THANKS FOR COMING TO VISIT ME.
186
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,676
OKAY, THANKS
FOR BEING HERE.
NO PROBLEM.
187
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:16,179
YOU LOOK GOOD.
THANKS, THANKS.
YOU TOO.
188
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,014
YOU LOOK KIND OF BUFF.
189
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,142
NO, IT'S-- IT'S ACTUALLY
JUST BRUISES, REALLY.
190
00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,477
OH.
191
00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,521
SORT OF SWOLLEN UP
A LITTLE BIT.
192
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,816
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THINGS ARE GOOD.
193
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,528
HELLO?
194
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,655
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
IF YOU COULD HEAR ME STILL.
195
00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,907
YEAH, THESE THINGS
CUT IN AND OUT, I GUESS.
196
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:39,494
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK WE JUST...
197
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,329
HAD NOTHING TO SAY
AT THAT MOMENT.
198
00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,163
WHICH IS NORMAL, I THINK.
199
00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:44,624
THIS IS KIND OF
A WEIRD SITUATION.
200
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,960
IT IS. IT'S AWKWARD.
IT'S AWKWARD AND WEIRD.
IT IS. IT'S AWKWARD.
IT'S AWKWARD AND WEIRD.
201
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,169
YEAH.
202
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,463
YEAH, I GUESS IT'S 'CAUSE
203
00:09:50,464 --> 00:09:51,673
WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY
IN THE SAME ROOM, REALLY.
204
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,676
WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM, BUT
WE'RE BEHIND BULLETPROOF GLASS
205
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,846
'CAUSE YOU KILLED A BUNCH OF
PEOPLE AND YOU'RE ON DEATH ROW.
206
00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,807
IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT
THAN MEETING AT BENNIGAN'S
207
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,517
FOR A CUP OF SOUP.
208
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,769
BUT YOU NEED RESERVATIONS
FOR BOTH,
209
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,646
SO THAT'S KIND OF SIMILAR.
210
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,814
THAT'S TRUE.
211
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,650
{\an8}THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG.
212
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,527
{\an8}I WANT HIM TO SEE MY SIGN
213
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,696
{\an8}SO I CAN BE LIKE,
"GO, SHARPTON! GO, SHARPTON!"
214
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,240
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS,
215
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,034
AND I WANT TO START
MY OWN PARTY.
216
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,869
WHAT KIND OF PARTY?
217
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,245
MY OWN PAR-TAY.
218
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,247
AND I THINK
A GOOD ANIMAL,
219
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,917
I THINK A GOOD MASCOT
WOULD BE, LIKE, A CENTAUR.
220
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:31,129
I'VE GOT A FROG
PLAYING A BANJO ON MY BOOB.
221
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:31,921
IT'S A COOL TATTOO.
222
00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,341
YOU DO NOT.
223
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,717
IT'D LOOK GOOD
IN BUMPER STICKERS, I THINK.
224
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,011
LET ME SEE IT.
225
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,847
IT'S KIND OF FADED NOW,
BUT I THINK...
226
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,391
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
227
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,893
HE'S PLAYING THE BANJO, AND THEN
THERE'S THE MUSICAL NOTES--
228
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,444
{\an8}QUIET!
229
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:58,740
{\an8}LITTLE NIÑAS, I SAID PEOPLE
HAVE THINGS TO DO AROUND HERE!
230
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,408
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT,
MA'AM.
231
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,910
HELLO?! HELLO?!
232
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,745
YEAH, I CALLED YOU
OVER AN HOUR AGO. WHAT HAPPENED?
233
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,914
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
234
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,083
YOU HEAR THAT?
235
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,918
YES, UH-HUH,
DEBBIE REYNOLDS' HEARS IT?
236
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:10,919
YOU DON'T HEAR
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?
237
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,755
LISTEN TO THAT.
LISTEN TO THAT CRAP.
238
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,090
IT'S CONSTANT!
239
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,093
YEAH, UH, I DON'T HEAR
ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, MA'AM.
240
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,304
WELL, I YELL
AND SCREAM MY HEAD OFF!
241
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,973
THEY'RE PROBABLY, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, FLIPPING ME A BIRD
242
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:27,060
AND GOING INTO SOME ROOM AND
GETTING, YOU KNOW, A POP TART!
243
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,228
"SUGAR ME UP"!
244
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,272
IS THAT AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE?
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
245
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:32,399
AND? AND WHAT?
246
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,151
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE--
ARE YOU CALLING ME A DRUNK?
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE--
ARE YOU CALLING ME A DRUNK?
247
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,445
NO, MA'AM, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I SAID AT ALL.
248
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:40,615
'CAUSE I SMELL IT ON YOU, TOO.
THERE'S SOMETHING I'M SMELLING.
249
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,451
MA'AM, ARE YOUR DOGS
PASSING WIND RIGHT NOW?
250
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,954
NO, THAT IS ME.
251
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,622
WHAT?
252
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,041
MA'AM, WHAT I'M GONNA DO
FOR YOU TODAY
253
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,794
IS I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
MY HOME PHONE NUMBER.
254
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,920
MY NAME
IS LIEUTENANT JIM DANGLE.
255
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,464
PLEASE CALL ME, ALL RIGHT?
256
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,842
I WILL BE HERE ANY TIME,
DAY OR NIGHT.
257
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,802
SO, IF I CALLED YOU IN
FIVE MINUTES, YOU WOULD BE HERE?
258
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,013
IF I CALLED YOU AT MIDNIGHT,
YOU WOULD BE HERE?
259
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,766
IF I SAID TO COME OVER
AND HAVE A DRINK, YOU'D COME?
260
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,061
I'M RUNNING.
WHOO! OH, IT'S A PARTY!
261
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:23,616
BOY, THERE IS NOTHING
TO DO AFTER SCHOOL.
262
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:27,871
OH, YEAH, THERE IS.
YOU COULD BE PART OF MY GANG.
263
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:31,458
WE GO OUT
AND WE GO ROBBING PEOPLE
264
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,793
AND STEALING
AND STABBING THEM.
265
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,462
TIME-OUT.
266
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,381
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO BE IN A GANG?
267
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,884
MAKE A BETTER CHOICE
FOR YOURSELF,
268
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,137
BECAUSE IT WILL REALLY
PISS OFF YOUR PARENTS
269
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,013
IF YOU'RE IN A GANG,
270
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:49,851
AND THEN YOU WOULD
GET ARRESTED BY ME.
271
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,979
SO, DON'T BE IN A GANG.
272
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,981
YOU GOT TO MAKE
A CHOICE--
273
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,194
BE A SQUARE
OR BE IN A GANG.
274
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,112
{\an8}BE SQUARE.
275
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,340
{\an8}WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
WE'VE BEEN HERE.
276
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,341
WAIT.
277
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,717
WAIT? WE JUST WAIT?
278
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,677
WHAT ELSE
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
279
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,678
I DON'T KNOW.
280
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,223
WAITING IS WHAT WE ARE DOING.
281
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:32,185
SO, WE SHOULD
KEEP DOING IT HERE.
282
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,770
MAYBE WE SHOULD--
283
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,505
DID I MISS ANYTHING?
284
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,131
I HAD TO POOP.
I'M SORRY.
285
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,551
YOU MISSED THE PRESIDENT.
286
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,343
HE WENT BY?
YEAH.
287
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,888
EITHER THAT
OR MICHAEL JACKSON.
288
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,140
OH
289
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,233
CIAO.
290
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,403
NOT A LOT OF NICE PLACES
TO USE A BATHROOM
291
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,280
WHEN YOU'RE OUT ON PATROL,
292
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:29,617
BUT THIS ITALIAN JOINT OVER HERE
HAS A PRETTY NICE POWDER ROOM
293
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:33,122
FOR A QUICK 10-100
OR A 10-200 IN AN EMERGENCY.
294
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,010
HEY.
295
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,011
HOW'S IT HANGING?
296
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,179
GOOD. CAN'T COMPLAIN.
297
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,140
USMC.
298
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,641
YEAH.
299
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,810
YEAH, HOW COULD YOU SEE THAT?
YOU NOTICED.
300
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,145
I SAW THE "S.M."
I SAW AND "S" AND "M."
301
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,522
UH-HUH.
302
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,190
JIM.
JIM? MAC.
JIM.
JIM? MAC.
303
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,109
MAC, HOW YOU DOING?
SO GOOD TO MEET YOU.
304
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,986
BOY, YOU GOT BIG ARMS.
YOU GOT BIG, TOUGH HANDS.
305
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,195
THANKS.
306
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:06,988
THAT'S A JARHEAD.
YEAH.
THAT'S A JARHEAD.
YEAH.
307
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,699
COAST GUARD RESERVES.
308
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,784
OH, SEAFOOD, HUH?
YEAH, OH, YEAH.
309
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,494
SWAB JOCKEY.
310
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,913
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
THAT'S ME-- SWAB JOCKEY.
311
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,290
ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE?
312
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,833
NO, ACTUALLY.
313
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,168
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU.
I WOULD'VE NOTICED YOU, I BET.
314
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,629
I WOULD'VE
NOTICED YOU, TOO.
315
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,339
NO, ACTUALLY
I'M FROM CARSON.
316
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,258
I'M JUST-- I'M DOWN HERE
TO MEET AN OLD FRIEND.
317
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,218
OH. OLD FRIEND, LIKE...
318
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:32,305
WELL, WE WERE IN
THE MARINE BOOT CAMP TOGETHER.
319
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,349
IT'S BEEN QUITE
A FEW YEARS.
320
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,350
RIGHT, RIGHT.
321
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,186
YEAH, I'M KIND OF HOPING
A LITTLE MAGIC HAPPENS.
322
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,229
OH, I GET IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
323
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,815
THIS IS A PAGER NUMBER,
324
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,192
AND THE BEST THING USUALLY
TO DO IS JUST--
325
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,195
YOU TYPE IN YOUR NUMBER
AND THEN PUT A "911" AFTER IT.
326
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,739
MEANS CALL RIGHT AWAY.
327
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,533
FALL IN LINE!
WHERE'S THAT BIG MAC DADDY?!
328
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,910
JIMMY!
329
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,163
SEMPER FI, NEVER DIE!
330
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,123
WHOO-HOO!
331
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,208
ONE, TWO, THREE!
332
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,044
COME ON, JIMMY!
333
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,504
WHOO!
334
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,839
LOOK AT YOU!
LET ME LOOK AT THAT!
335
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,883
WHOO! WHOA!
336
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,219
LOOK AT YOU, MAN!
YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT, MAN!
337
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,680
LOOK AT THAT.
DAMN. 20 YEARS, BOY.
LOOK AT THAT.
DAMN. 20 YEARS, BOY.
338
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,556
LOOK AT
THAT MIGHTY HOWITZER.
339
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,225
STAND AT ATTENTION!
THERE'S LADIES PRESENT!
340
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,228
LOOK AT--
341
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,979
OH, I LIKE THAT.
342
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,106
HEY, HEY, JIMMY,
HOW YOU DOING?
343
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,067
HOW ARE YOU DOING, JIMMY?
HEY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING, JIMMY?
HEY.
344
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,568
WHAT'S UP?
345
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:31,781
YOU KNOW GARCIA'S
NOT "ON THE TEAM"?
346
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,368
I WASN'T EITHER
WHEN I WAS IN BOOT CAMP.
347
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:39,081
OKAY, HANG ON TO THAT.
BREAK A LEG.
348
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,307
ARGH!
349
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,062
{\an8}♪ DO DO DO DO DO ♪
350
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,648
{\an8}♪ DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO ♪
351
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:08,568
♪ JOIN MY PARADE ♪
352
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,111
BEEN BLOCKING CITY TRAFFIC.
353
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,656
THAT'S ANDREW.
HE DOES THIS EVERY YEAR.
354
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,451
AND, UH, HE DOESN'T HAVE
A PARADE LICENSE, OF COURSE.
355
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,661
RIGHT NOW WE'RE HOPING
HE JUST GETS TIRED.
356
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,497
I DON'T WANT TO REALLY HAVE TO
RUN HIM OVER OR ANYTHING.
357
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,125
SO, JUST BEING CAUTIOUS.
358
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:28,463
YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING?
WE'RE ADDING TO THE PARADE.
359
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,923
I MEAN,
BY NOT PULLING HIM OVER.
360
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:31,424
WELL...
361
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,801
PULL OVER, ANDREW.
362
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,845
NO, YOU GOT
NO BUSINESS HERE.
363
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,513
YOU KNOW WHAT?
364
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,347
LOOK, I'M GONNA TELL YOU
THE STORY.
365
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,975
I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR A STORY.
366
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,435
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR MY STORY,
367
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,978
THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO,
"PARADE PROCEED."
368
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,980
NO PARADE PROCEED.
369
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,190
YOU CANNOT PARADE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
370
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:50,318
YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC.
THAT IS DISTURBING THE PEACE.
371
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,612
LOOK AT ALL THE TRAFFIC
THAT'S GOING.
372
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,573
I'M NOT GONNA LAY DOWN WITH THE
LION WHEN I'M A TIGER.
373
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,994
SEE THAT?
YEAH, WALK AWAY.
374
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,038
HAVE A NICE PARADE, ANDY.
375
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,831
YOU KNOW WHAT?
376
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,000
UNCLE SAM'S CRYING
A TEAR TODAY, OKAY?
377
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,962
I CAN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.
ART REBUILDS.
378
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,758
GOVERNMENTS CRUMBLE,
BUT ART REBUILDS.
379
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:27,355
WHICH OF THESE
IS ILLEGAL WHILE DRIVING?
380
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:32,360
"A," LISTENING TO MUSIC THROUGH
HEADPHONES THAT COVER BOTH EARS.
381
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,363
"B," ADJUSTING
YOUR OUTSIDE MIRRORS.
382
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,907
"C"...
383
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,326
TRANSPORTING AN UNRESTRAINED
ANIMAL INSIDE THE VEHICLE.
384
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,411
I'M GONNA SAY "C."
385
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,039
YES?
"A."
386
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,376
AH, IT'S "A,"
LISTENING TO MUSIC
387
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,545
THROUGH HEADPHONES
THAT COVER BOTH EARS.
388
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,506
YOU GUYS.
389
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,550
OH, I BETTER START GETTING
SOME OF THESE RIGHT.
390
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,968
OKAY...
391
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,886
I'M GONNA BE NAKED
IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES.
392
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,389
NUMBER FOUR.
393
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:10,398
{\an8}♪ WHOSE BROAD STRIPES
AND BRIGHT STARS ♪
394
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:20,408
♪ O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING? ♪
395
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,911
♪ AND THE HOME ♪
396
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,831
♪ OF THE ♪
397
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:34,381
♪ BRAAAAVE ♪
398
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,471
HEY, GANG, I HEARD
YOU WEREN'T FEELING SO GOOD,
399
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:46,142
SO THE DEPUTY JIMBO ONE-MAN BAND
IS HERE TO CHEER YOU UP
400
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,935
WITH A FUN,
OLD-TIMEY IRISH SONG.
401
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,437
AND IT GOES
A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
402
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,316
♪ BUT IF YOU COME ♪
403
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:57,320
♪ WHEN ALL THE FLOWERS
ARE DYING ♪
404
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,322
♪ AND I AM DEAD ♪
405
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:04,368
♪ FOR DEAD I WELL MAY BE ♪
406
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,453
HOW ARE YOU?
407
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,914
HI, GUYS.
408
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,415
JAWS OF LIFE.
409
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,417
WHERE ARE
THE JAWS OF LIFE?
410
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,919
WOW.
411
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,629
YOU GUYS CAN'T PARK HERE.
412
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,299
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WOULD
ONLY HAVE TO SIGN TWO FORMS
413
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,926
TO GET YOU SENT SOMEPLACE
414
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,469
WHERE YOU WILL DO
HARD, HARD TIME?
415
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,388
WELL, I'M JUST SAYING.
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE DISRUPTIVE.
416
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,016
I WAS CLEANING UP PUKE.
417
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,435
AFTER I MAKE THIS COPY,
CAN I GET A GUN?
418
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,271
TERRY! TERRY!
419
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,648
WHOO-HOO!
420
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,399
TERRY!
421
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,154
HEY!
422
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,202
SHUT UP!
423
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,537
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!
424
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,499
KEEP YOUR SHIRTS DOWN!
425
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,671
UNLESS YOU'RE
GETTING PAID.
426
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,007
THAT'S ME-- SWAB JOCKEY.
427
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,801
YEAH? I LOVE
THOSE UNIFORMS.
428
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,011
THEY'RE GOOD, YEAH.
YOU KNOW THE BELL-BOTTOMS?
429
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,347
IT'S NOT A JARHEAD UNIFORM.
YOU GUYS GOT THE REAL DEAL.
430
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,349
OH, WELL, NO.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
431
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,600
YOU JUST COULDN'T BEAT
THOSE BELL-BOTTOMS.
432
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,978
JUST COULDN'T BEAT THEM.
433
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:12,853
OH, SAILOR BOYS, YEAH.
434
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,605
MAYBE YOU COULD COME
TO CARSON SOME TIME.
435
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,983
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.
WHAT DO YOU DO DOWN THERE?
436
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:17,566
I HAVE A FLOWER SHOP.
437
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,528
JOHNSON'S FLORAL AFFAIR.
438
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,197
I AM JUST CRAZY
ABOUT PETUNIAS.
439
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,992
I GOT TO DO THIS 'CAUSE
YOU STOLE MY LIFE APPARENTLY.
440
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,995
PLEASE, OH, DON'T. NO.
SOMEONE STOLE MY LIFE.
31406
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof