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This sucks!
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This is my summer vacation?
Looking out at the street?
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Hey, don't sell
the street short,
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lotta cool stuff
happens out there.
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Yesterday I saw a guy pushing
a broken salon chair.
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All my friends are off
doing cool stuff.
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Toshi's at SAT camp,
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Barry's teaching tracing
at his old daycare,
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and Snot's working
at his uncle's meatpacking plant.
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Those are cool things.
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Summer vacation's the worst.
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You shut your
queso hole, amigo.
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Summer vacation is
the sole reason I became a principal.
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Well, that and the easy access
to low-grade drugs.
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It's summer!
We can do anything we want!
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Ride bikes to RB Burger,
take a piss off the ol' bridge.
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Hell, we could explore
those unfinished homes on the edge of town.
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Ah, that stuff is all so lame!
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What is it
you want to do, Steve?
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Actually, I did have
this great idea the guys never wanted to do.
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Design an app where kids
can hang with other kids. No parents. No adults.
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A place where kids
are free to connect and blossom on their own.
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Hell yeah, I consider
myself a kid at heart.
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Well, no one treats me
like an adult, at least.
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And you know
I want what's best for kids.
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All I do is in their honor.
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[footsteps stomping]
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Oh! It's the guy
with the salon chair! He's going the other way!
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Maybe he was going
the wrong way before.
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[chuckles] Something tells me
that cat's always going the wrong way.
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[? patriotic fanfare]
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? Good morning, USA ?
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? I got a feeling
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shining a salute
to the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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? Good morning, USA ?
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[chorus]
? Good morning, USA ?
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On my app, without adult influence,
kids can just connect and have fun!
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Kids do hate adults
up in their biz!
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[Klaus] Yeah, but how you
going to keep the adults off the app?
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[Steve] Kids can hear
two to three registers higher than adults.
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So, by using an audio login,
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we could keep adults out.
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[Principal Lewis] Ah. Smart!
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[Klaus] Well, the most important
thing for any app is influencers.
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Influencers bring traffic
to the site.
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[man] Hey,
I'm kayaking down here!
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I follow
all the big influencers
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and if I could get my hands on
a few green ones,
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they could become
the real deal and get you tons of users.
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You got a name for the app?
Gotta have a cool name.
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I was thinking KidzZone.
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- [both] Euch!
- Horrible.
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Kids don't like stuff
that sounds like it's for kids.
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All the cool vapes
I take from kids have sexy, vague names like...
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Blue Violet.
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Whoa!
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Hey! My gut is going crazy.
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[stomach gurgles]
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There must be
an amazing idea in here.
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Oh, Hideki's gut is
famously business savvy.
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Hey, my son's
funny-looking friend,
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do you see anyone in here
who might have an idea?
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Me! I do!
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A social media app
for kids only, no adults allowed!
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And it's called...
Blue Violet.
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[laughs heartily]
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That's so stupid.
What a stupid name.
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And run by a kid?
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[continues laughing]
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That is too funny.
I'm finding this all very funny. [gasps]
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Maybe this is the good idea.
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Chicken, froyo,
some kinda tan stuff.
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This has so much flavor!
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[gulps]
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Almost too much flavor
for my stomach to contain!
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Hideki's right.
We can't start a tech company.
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No, no, no, no, Steve.
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Now we must start the company.
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To spite Hideki's sorry ass.
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- What?
- The fish is right.
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When you're
faced with adversity,
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you've gotta remember
one thing... Fuck the haters.
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Yeah, huck them faders, bro.
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Come on, Brian,
let's educate this kid.
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[rapping]
? Huck them, huck them Huck them faders bro ?
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? Huck them, huck them
Huck them faders bro ?
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? When people give you shit
You tell 'em where to go ?
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? H-E-double-L
and you can add an "o" ?
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? If you standing in my way
you can get bent ?
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? I should kill you fool
But I gave it up for Lent ?
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? Let 'em get you heated
Make your blood boil ?
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? Let that rev your engine
like a 90 octane oil ?
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? Time for you to nut up
Time for you to buck up ?
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? Tell Hideki
and his kind to kindly shut the [bleep] up ?
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? Listen to us
We know what we're sayin' ?
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? We're the baddest
boys around And I ain't even playin' ?
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? I got a sick orange truck
and a fly alcove ?
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? And all around my town
They look at me as if my name's Hov ?
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? You think
I briefly dated Danuta By listening to haters ?
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? No, I told them where to go
and suck my now and laters ?
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? It's ya boy Brian Lewis
And I'm here to boast ?
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? Top-four principal
on the whole east coast ?
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? Well known from Newport news
to Michigan ?
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? I take little punks
and mold them into citizens ?
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? But if you come at me wrong
Be it night or day ?
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? I'll burn it all down
and yell ?
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? Come out and play ?
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? It's not just from us
whom you should take a page ?
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? Steve Jobs started Apple
'cause he knew how to rage ?
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? If Marie Curie wasn't pissed
There'd be no radium at all ?
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? And Miley would have never
written Wrecking Ball ?
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? Steve, you're a badass bitch
So let 'em know ?
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? Direct 'em to your nuts ?
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? And tell them
where to blow ?
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? Come on! ?
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Oh, ouch! That guy
didn't know what hit him.
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What happened?
Where's the Ridiculousness?
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[screaming]
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It's turning channels,
but nothing's on!
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It's the cable.
I'm on with the cable company.
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He says their whole
business model is broken.
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Gotta buy a streaming box
or something.
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No! No, no. Cable worked.
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This is not a streaming house.
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But then no Ridiculousness.
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How are we going to have fun?
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Jeffy, people been
having fun for eons,
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sharing stories and songs.
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I got this old banjo.
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Nope, I'm out.
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I'm gonna go light a cigarette
off the stove
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and smoke
the whole thing inside.
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Thanks again
for pushing me to start this.
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Oh, look at the server!
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See that blinking light?
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That means we have a user!
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Probably from me, man.
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Been bustin' my fin
all over town trying to market the app to kids.
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Hanging around schools,
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that bagel shop
the Chimdale High girls go to.
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Carefully inserting myself
in their conversations.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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Don't worry,
I'm a marketing guru, bro.
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There he is!
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That fish tried to get
my kid to some website
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with no adult supervision!
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My son says he kept repeating
"no adult supervision."
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Gotta stay on message.
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I emailed every parent I know,
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and posted on as many Facebook
pages as possible to tell their kids
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to stay away
from your terrible site!
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Thanks a lot, Klaus!
We're ruined!
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Whoa! Look! The server!
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[laughs] If there's one thing
kids love doing,
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it's what their parents
tell them not to do.
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Pssh. Don't you ever doubt me,
I'm the voice of the youth, son.
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I have the mind of a child.
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Hey, Stevie Jobs.
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I just got a notice
from Langley Electric
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that we're using
$800 of juice a day!
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Hmm. I think Roger got
a new Dyson vacuum. Maybe that's it.
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Either cover the costs
or shut it down.
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Steve, maybe it's time
to take on a few local advertisers.
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No! We're never gonna do ads!
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Maybe that's why I am here.
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My gut led me here
late last night.
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I spent the last five days
at Langley General.
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While there I realized
your app probably was the idea my tummy liked,
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and not
the plate of garbage I ate.
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It takes a big man
to realize that.
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Please, let me invest
in your childish company.
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I'll give you
all the money you need,
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you keep doing
what you're doing,
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and we split it all 50-50.
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I'll do it.
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but you only get 25%.
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25%?
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Yeah, 'cause
we're splitting it four ways.
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Gut?
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[stomach gurgling]
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- Deal.
- Yes!
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? Level up, level up,
level up ?
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? Blue Violet ?
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? I've been working
my whole life for this ?
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? I'm on the straight
and narrow so I would never miss ?
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? No, no ?
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? I've got big brain energy
and I know how to use it ?
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? Now I got this chance
I'm not gonna lose it ?
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? We're blowin' up
out of here ?
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? Levelin' up
past the stratosphere ?
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? It's not the time to fade ?
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? It's the time to shine ?
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? 'Cause the chance is now ?
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? Oh, the moment is mine ?
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? Now we got kids logging on
across the globe, yeah, yeah ?
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? All the way from
Taipei to Rome and Mexico ?
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? 'Cause kids are the future
Adults are the past ?
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? So climb on your modem
And kiss my digital ass ?
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00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,379
? S-Train, K-Dog, LewLew
You know that's tight ?
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? The three of us
We keep the ship upright ?
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? 'm the one in charge
My man Klaus Best marketer in the game ?
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? And Lewis he came up
with the name ?
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So you came up with the name?
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That's right Jimmy.
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Blue Violet.
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Ha-ha! That's so funny.
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I laugh so hard at everything.
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? Yo, it's your boy Klaus ?
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? I run the influencer house ?
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? I keep traffic flowin'
to the site ?
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? With dancers and singers
that delight ?
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? Got a guy that prays
to the Lord ?
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? And a girl that can
chop through a board ?
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? This girl knows how
to make leftovers last ?
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? And this guy makes
sandwiches super fast ?
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? I keep this house purring
Like a Porsche Cayenne ?
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? A tech temple fit
for a Digital Mayan ?
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? And like a 10-year-old
that looks presidential ?
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? We're not even close
to reaching our potential ?
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? It's not the time to fade ?
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? It's the time to shine ?
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? 'Cause the chance is now ?
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? Oh, the moment is mine ?
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? Level up, level up,
level up ?
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? Blue violet... ?
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[? bluegrass banjo playing]
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This is great fun.
I don't miss TV at all.
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But... would anyone mind
if we classed it up just a touch?
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I'm already there.
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Classy!
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This summer vacation
has turned out amazing!
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For us, and all the kids
talking to each other on our app!
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00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,467
I heard a kid from Sweden
and another from Rhode Island
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are working on
solving climate change!
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Using bootleg Simpsons porn!
238
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Man, great ideas
always seem so obvious after the fact.
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[elevator dings]
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Ah, good,
you all are together.
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Magic Merv's Gummy
Vegan Treats made us a multi-million-dollar offer
242
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,527
for naming rights
to our video player.
243
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,529
It's not an ad, technically.
244
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,739
[all] No!
245
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,908
So sorry, I don't know
what got into me.
246
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,995
I ate some more garbage
the other day, maybe that's it.
247
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,003
So, uh,
Simpsons porn, you say?
248
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,507
Sorry to keep you waiting,
249
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,884
we're planning the world's
first digital sleepover.
250
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,302
No rules, no bedtimes.
251
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,721
Drink Mountain Dew,
wet the bed, doesn't matter.
252
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,390
Steve Smith.
253
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,558
Tina McTines, teen journalist
for the New York Teen Times.
254
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,768
I'll get right into it.
255
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,770
I love the heart
behind Blue Violet.
256
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:31,315
Which is why I was
so bummed to see you start allow advertising.
257
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,608
No, no, no, no, no.
258
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,110
We'll never have advertising.
259
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,821
Uh, yes you do.
260
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,865
Ahh! Ahh!
261
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,491
Ahh!
262
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,744
Sexy Sodas? Big Fun Guns?
263
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,121
We said no ads!
264
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,497
And I noted that.
265
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,165
But even
with your three "no" votes,
266
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,836
the board still
voted in favor of allowing advertising.
267
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:52,920
Board?
268
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,505
You agreed to
the board of fat cats
269
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,382
the first day you signed
into your computer.
270
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,717
It was in the little
Terms and Agreement popup.
271
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,429
Or didn't you read it?
You clicked that you read it.
272
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,806
What? Nobody reads those.
273
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,849
[laughs heartily]
274
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,434
I know!
275
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,102
I tricked you!
276
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,772
I thought it would be easy
because you are a kid and it was!
277
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,982
[stomach gurgles]
278
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,608
Hey! I have another idea.
279
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,735
Let's vote Steve
and his friends out of the company!
280
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,737
All in favor?
281
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,159
Oh, and we also get to name
your first-born child!
282
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,536
That was in the terms as well!
283
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,664
We're thinking
Dorkface Stinkerbutt!
284
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:33,169
Unless it's a boy!
Then we're gonna call him Gary!
285
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,214
[laughing]
286
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,386
Klaus,
Hideki stole the company!
287
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,596
What's going on here?
288
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,889
I don't know, man.
289
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,974
I think drugs may have
gotten into the house.
290
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,350
I'm up! I'm up!
291
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,352
- Ca-ka!
- Ca-ka!
292
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,438
Up? It's 4:00 p.m.
293
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,231
Certified mail
from Blue Violet.
294
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,984
But we're Blue Violet.
295
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,777
[gasps] Eviction?
296
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,404
That's what
I've been telling you!
297
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,657
Hideki installed
a board of directors and kicked us out!
298
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,618
Hey man, you got
to change your tone,
299
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:09,456
Lewis and I
are on a lot of Molly.
300
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,167
[? harpsicord playing]
301
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,918
Hayley.
302
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,002
Jeffrey.
303
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,922
- Roger.
- Stan.
304
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:22,468
This is exactly the dumb shit
I knew was going to happen.
305
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:26,472
Man, it might be the total lack
of serotonin in my brain right now,
306
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,599
but I am devastated.
307
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,393
Hideki stole
everything from us.
308
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,813
And the app is doing
the exact opposite of what it was supposed to.
309
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,482
It's actually hurting kids.
310
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,817
I heard child obesity
is up 200%
311
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,820
since they let
all those ads on.
312
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,490
I got all this stuff
on your app!
313
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,908
[loud pop]
314
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,744
Thanks, Steve!
315
00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:51,497
We should've never
even started the app.
316
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,499
Then let's destroy it.
317
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,834
Yeah, let's huck Fideki up!
318
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,336
Wait a second,
319
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,838
I did install a kill switch
in the original programming
320
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,675
back when we started
and I didn't trust you guys.
321
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,301
- Great thinking!
- So smart!
322
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,136
We just have to
get to the servers.
323
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,471
Good luck with that,
324
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,557
I'm buddies
with the security guards there
325
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:13,852
and they're always bragging about how
it's impossible to break into that place.
326
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,272
And they say it
with such bad breath!
327
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:19,441
Which I jokingly call
the first level of security.
328
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,985
Come on,
the three of us created
329
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,862
the greatest app for children
in the history of the world!
330
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,364
Surely we can
think of something.
331
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,283
Maybe that's it... the app!
332
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,326
We can use it
the way it was intended.
333
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,704
Use the app to defeat the app.
334
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,955
What? What are we doing?
335
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,916
We can outsource help
from kids on the app.
336
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,336
Adults still can't log in.
Hideki'll never see it coming.
337
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,088
Never see what exactly?
338
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,924
Write down all the security
features your buddies told you about.
339
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,302
And I'll start
getting us help.
340
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,720
Guys, for real.
341
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,222
What are we doing?
342
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,766
[Principal Lewis] Blue Violet?
343
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,645
[smirks] I got
a new name for you...
344
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,896
Blue Violence.
345
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,190
[rapping]
? To my generation ?
346
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,277
? This is a call ?
347
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:06,030
? The old ways not working
It's time for a change ?
348
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,324
? Don't know what I'm sayin'
Get the fuck out my lane ?
349
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,117
? We'll take it from here
We mean no pain ?
350
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,703
? Your money and your clout
They just ruinin' the game ?
351
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,246
? But I'm not here
just to complain ?
352
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,914
? You won't see it comin'
Won't see a thang ?
353
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,833
? Rip your arms off
like an orangutan ?
354
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,377
? By the time you wake up
We'll be sippin' champagne ?
355
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,754
? Won't know which way is up ?
356
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,213
? Eatin' your meals
from a cup ?
357
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,424
? Tell the stars
and the birdies ?
358
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,593
? That I say, wazzup ?
359
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,386
? This marriage, no longer ?
360
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,929
? Has a prenup ?
361
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,723
? I'm like
your scorned husband ?
362
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,808
? Pullin' up
in the U-Haul truck
363
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,061
? You think it's funny
but honey, Nothin' funny 'bout money ?
364
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,813
? 'Cuz now you're messin'
with my cash You think I'm a dummy ?
365
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,440
? I'm hungry
and I'm gonna eat ya ?
366
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,359
? You play with my cheese
Better be on a pizza ?
367
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,235
? Now you're prayin' to God
on your knees ?
368
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,739
? Well, get ready
'cuz he wants to meet ya ?
369
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,242
? You just fucked
with the wrong kid ?
370
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,996
? Regrets, you're about
to have a few ?
371
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,958
? Gonna wish that
you'd run away and hid ?
372
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,961
? Remember that
when our nuts drop into view ?
373
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,672
? Hideki ?
374
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,341
? You're a piece of trash
I'm coming for you ?
375
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,386
? Gonna shove my fist up your little
[bleep] and there's nothing that you can do ?
376
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,055
And I'm going to rip that
dumb little g out your stomach!
377
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,599
And I'm gonna eat that shit
in front of your kids!
378
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,767
Toshi and Akiko!
379
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,852
That's right,
I'm sayin' their names.
380
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,356
? Do something,
motha [bleep] ?
381
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,982
? All your [bleep]
I'll [bleep] on your ass! ?
382
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,485
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
383
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,744
All right. Go time.
384
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,250
[? drum beating]
385
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,393
Okay, Captain Tommy,
let us know when the coast is clear.
386
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:03,773
Aargh. Security's headed away
on the starboard side.
387
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,487
Just a few more steps
and the coast be clear.
388
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,448
Aye, the coast be clear.
389
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,533
[beeps]
390
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,415
[? suspenseful music playing]
391
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,087
[birds cooing]
392
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,266
Right on time.
393
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,143
[elevator dings]
394
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,443
[lasers pinging]
395
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,163
[lasers pinging]
396
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,832
Touchdown.
397
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,462
There it is...
398
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,592
[server warbling]
399
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,886
Not so fast.
400
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,554
How did you know
we were coming?
401
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,680
I didn't.
402
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,516
My tummy led me here
three days ago.
403
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,769
I did not know why,
I was hoping maybe it was to befriend a mouse,
404
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,521
which has always been
a dream of mine.
405
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,147
You need to stop the app.
406
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,774
It's horrible for children.
407
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,109
Unfortunately, I do not care.
408
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,569
Screw you, you can't stop us!
409
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,154
[weapons cocking]
410
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,532
He's not going to shoot us.
I'm friends with his son.
411
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,950
They're Tasers.
412
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,870
I'll tase the crap out of you.
Show him.
413
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,956
- [Taser clicks]
- Why'd you tase me, Mitch?
414
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,874
You skipped right over Trevor.
415
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:50,754
Steve, I think maybe it's time for
you two to catch a flight out of here.
416
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,008
- [clicking]
- [yelling]
417
00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:58,428
Change of plans,
we're going to need pickup
418
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,806
on the north side of 16. Now!
419
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,225
[groaning]
420
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,227
Ahh!
421
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,150
[wind whistling]
422
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,283
[? harp playing]
423
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,539
Here. Now we can
stream Ridiculousness.
424
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,833
[man on TV] Oh, splat!
425
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,837
Man on TV get hurt in balls.
426
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,213
I don't know,
I like streaming.
427
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,632
Oh yeah, for sure.
I was an early adopter.
428
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,758
[all laughing]
429
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,176
[man on TV] Oh, no!
430
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,471
I think that guy
just broke his dick!
431
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,600
So they'd already backed up
all the servers, huh?
432
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:48,270
Yep. We woulda had to blow up
an Amazon server farm in Texas
433
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,857
and a satellite
to even cause a dip in the site's traffic.
434
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,276
Oh yeah, nowadays
it's all up in the cloud.
435
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:57,654
I would have told you,
but I was super confused about the plan.
436
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,656
I got a court date
in two weeks.
437
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,200
Hopefully the school district
will let me keep an eye on the kids from jail.
438
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,870
I mean, a lot of people work
remote these days.
439
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,080
- [footsteps approach]
- You guys are back!
440
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,625
Meatpacking is not for me.
441
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,211
They made me name all the cows
before they got slaughtered,
442
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,339
I still don't know why
that's a job.
443
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,634
Sorry about
your website Steve.
444
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,093
I'm still using it.
445
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,430
[speaking Japanese]
446
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,640
"Dear Steve,
447
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,725
"your company has been
very profitable for me.
448
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,812
"To show my appreciation,
I have dropped all charges against you,
449
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,606
"that man, and that fish.
450
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,902
"Also, I told Toshi
next summer he does not have to go to SAT camp
451
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,820
"if he spends time
with you instead.
452
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,656
"He could learn
a lot from you."
453
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,283
Hell yeah!
What a bitchin' summer.
454
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,244
You know, I learned
a very valuable lesson this summer.
455
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,121
Maybe it could
help you guys, too.
456
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,540
[rapping]
? Huck them, huck them Huck them faders bro... ?
457
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,919
? When people give you shit
You tell 'em where to go ?
458
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,756
? He-double-L
and you can add an "o"
459
00:20:56,806 --> 00:21:01,356
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