All language subtitles for The Great North s05e04 Silence of the Dams Adventure.eng

-? Look up there ?
-? What do you see? ?

? Nature and stuff ?

-? Like a rock ?
-? And a tree ?

? Oh, the Great North ?

? Way up here,
you can breathe the air ?

? Catch some fish ?

? Or gaze at a bear ?

? Wow ?

? Oh, the Great North ?

? Here we live, oh, oh ?

? Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ?

? From longest night
to longest day ?

? In the Great North. ?

[cheering]

? ?

[woman] It is complete.

He will be pleased.

Let us offer the tribute.

-[both] For our sins.
-For our sins.

-Sorry.
-Come on.

We're all supposed to say it
at the same time

-Honor the tribute.
-Honor the tribute.

-Honor the tribute.
-Again?

Sorry, sorry.
I-I'm bad at saying things

at the same time
as other people.

[sighs] Okay, let's go.

Oh, wait,
I-I forgot my sunglasses.

-Oh, my God.
-It was light when we started

a-and I bought them special
to fit over my mask,

so I really wanted to use them.

Guys, we got to get out of here
before he gets here.

Coming!

Oh, wait,
I-I dropped my glasses.

-[crunch]
-Aw, I stepped on them.

[animal snarling]

[Beef snoring]

[alarm beeps, stops]

The sun is rising, let it begin.

Oh, my God. Today's the day.

Today's the flipping day!

It's here.

Oh, hell yeah.

[both] Let's freaking do this!

Schedules have been cleared,
phones have been silenced.

Now it's time
to leave the world behind

and leave our behinds
in our chairs.

Board game?
More like Tobin cocaine.

It's time to play...

[all] We've Settled!

[Moon] Farmers of Hogden.

Who's ready to plant some crops,

grow some crops
and, if we're lucky,

harvest some crops?!

And...

(imitates fanfare)

...fresh off
the delivery truck yesterday,

the new expansion pack:

Horses and Hayfields!

I won't say "neigh!" to that.

Oh, my God.

You sure you don't want
to play, Honeybee?

Do I want to spend
my entire Saturday

playing the world's slowest
and most complicated game?

I feel a yes coming on.

That's gonna continue to be,
with love, a "hell no."

-I'm no fool.
-There's nothing foolish

about We've Settled:
Farmers of Hogden,

Horses and Hayfields expansion.

Unless you trade two sheep
for a bale of hay

-before you build your well.
-[laughing]

If any of you did that-
I'm not kidding-

I would take you
to the hospital.

I will never understand
this family's love

of doing stuff the slow way.

I swear, this game is slower
than actual farming.

It is.
Says so right on the box.

How did Aunt Dirt get out
of playing with you guys?

Oh, uh, we asked her.

I believe her response was,

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

Then she said she'd rather
go back into the bunker

for another 60 years.

I think she's bluffing,
but time will tell.

Oh, oh, oh! The expansion
has wooden carrots,

a bag of tiny plastic locusts-

Oh! And 60 more pages of rules!

Cha-ching.

Well, I'm gonna
try out that new pizza oven

Wolf ordered off eBay

last time he went out drinking
with Cheesecake.

What can I say?
I love to blackout bid.

I'm gonna make you all
personal pizzas for lunch

so you don't
have to pause the fun.

Delish, my bish.

Oh, uh,
sorry I called you a bish.

I love and respect you.

I'm thinking of doing something
crazy with my toppings.

Like, what about...
[giggles]

...extra cheese?

Oh, no.
Our father hath gone mad.

Oh!
Ugh, this stupid chair.

It's always wobbling.

Sorry, Judy.
I'll have that fixed soon.

I'm still making replicas
of the chair to put through

-my ten-point stress test so-
-[scoffs]

I got you, Judy.
This one leg just needs

an extra half-inch of height.

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Boom.

-Try it now.
-Ooh. It's solid.

My butt once again
feels secure. Thanks, Honeybee.

And that, folks, is what
you call a Bee-line.

That's the fun phrase
I started saying

for all of Honeybee's
little quick fixes.

Feel free to use it.
I'm hoping it catches on.

Hmm. That quick fix
might hold for now,

but I will eventually need
to drink coffee on the go

again in the future.

Okay, I hear you on that, Beef,

but I like to solve problems
immediately.

You can continue your slow

and complicated Beef-line
on it later.

Deal. Well, I'm gonna
go get my day started.

Have fun with your
pretend wheat fields.

It's hayfields.

Ha!
You must be so embarrassed.

Girl, I am not.

Is there anything more exciting

than settling one's land
for eight to nine hours?

Oh, okay, well, someone's
planning on a quick game.

? ?

? Life is like a tanning bed ?

? Warm and bright
and then you're dead ?

? Tan... ?
What's happening?

-Aah! Aah!
-Oh, hey, Honeybee.

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

Worst accident
I've seen in years.

-12 dead...
-[gasps]

-...mannequins.
-Why did you pause like that?

Eh, it's been a slow day.

I'm just trying to have
a little fun here.

They were supposed
to be delivered to the mall

but there aren't any survivors.

So, how long do you think it'll
take to get the road cleared?

Legally, we aren't allowed
to move the mannequins

until we notify the next of kin,

by which I mean the owners
of the department stores,

but I'll do my best.

Dang it, that just means
she's gonna nap in her car.

[snoring softly]

[Honeybee]
Huh. That fire access road

would take me around
this whole mess.

And those cones
look extremely movable.

Hey!
Put those cones back.

You can't use that road.

It's fine. Looks a little bumpy,
but I can handle it.

You foolish woman.
You'll invite his wrath.

You'll be cursed.
He'll come for you!

Bye, Vera. Her weird,
cranky ass cracks me up.

? ?

Aah!

Girl, what in
the Wicker Man was that?

Ugh. Hope that wasn't
important to anyone.

-[button clicks]
-? Inhibitions ?

? Feel the rain on your skin ?

? No one else
can feel it for you ?

? Only you can let it in ?

-[snarling]
-? No one else... ?

[Beef]
And now I take two soil cards

and wait five turns

for my crops to grow.
[giggles]

This game is a [bleep] blast.

[rustling]

[panting]

What the...
Is someone out there?

Just so you know, I got a house
full of white people

and they're real woodsy.

-Hello?
-He'll come for you!

Damn Vera. Haunting me
with her spooky words.

She's gonna be
a great ghost someday, though.

[fire whooshes]

Aah! Oh, no! Oh, no!

I'm on fire! I'm on fire!

[exhales]

Would anyone like to plant corn
near my night barn?

-It's gonna cost you one wife.
-Okay, Moon,

your gummy worm, hot dog,
pepperoni pizza is ready.

Mmm. Now, I'm not complaining,
just curious,

but is there a reason
this maybe tastes

exactly like lighter fluid?

Oh, yeah. I used starter logs to
get the pizza oven going faster.

-Hmm.
-I know you don't love those, Beef.

Well, in my opinion,
using them is cheating at fire.

[gasps]
It's a Bee-line.

Yes!
It's catching on.

With one person.
Who is my brother.

Mmm, tastes like
the gas station.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

All right, I don't want
to catch contact boredom

by hanging around you guys,
so I'm gonna go

grab a coffee at Maude's.

[snarling]

Aah!

Drag me to what the hell?

Well, that should do it.

I think this was Vera.
[chuckles]

It would be like her
to sharpen a stick

just to stab my tire with it.

Uh, this wasn't sharpened,
it was gnawed on.

And that wouldn't be Vera.
She gets her nephew Randall

to do all of her biting for her,
and he's in jail.

Got any other enemies?

[chuckles]
No.

I-I mean, I did
hit a weird wood thing

on the fire access road earlier,

-[gasps]
-and I kind of knocked it into the river.

So, maybe whoever
it belonged to?

Wood on the fire access road?
The tribute.

-I must alert the council.
-What?

Oh, uh, nothing.

Uh, uh, no charge.
Just, uh, please go.

-Are you sure?
-Yes.

Uh, just get off
of my property, please.

Uh, go, go, go, go.

Okay. See you
at book club next week?

I thought Bridges of Madison
County Two: Overpasses

was pretty good.

And since I don't have

any land to give you,

I must draw an acreage card.

Here we go.
[chuckles]

Three acres!

-[gasps]
-[laughs] Oh! -That's insane!

-What?
-Looks like there's a new dairy farmer in town.

? ?

[whispers] Honor the tribute.

Dang, Lisa Vanderpump
got another swan?

The mini hippos
are not gonna like that.

-[door creaks]
-[snarling]

What?

-[thumping]
-[clattering]

[metal scraping]

Uh, hello?

-[snarling]
-[clattering]

Uh, there are two stalls.
Use the other one.

[snarling]

[Honeybee shouts]

If you're a murderer,
you have to tell me.

[door closes]

[gasps]

Maude? Maude?!

Somebody...

All right, this is
the part of the horror movie

when you stop asking questions
and start fully sprinting.

[panting]

-Okay.
-[engine starts]

Come on, come on, Wolf,
please pick up.

-[Wolf over phone] Hello?
-Hey, Wolf,

-something really strange
is happening- -Just kidding.

-Do your thing at the beep.
-Ugh! Gets me every time.

-Aah!
-[snarling]

-What is that?
-[thumping]

Oh, God, oh, no.
It found me.

Vera must have cursed me.
I'm damned!

Aah!

Oh, God.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

-[shouts]
-[snarling]

? ?

[panting, screaming]

And I will take one mud token.

Oh, damn.

-[door opens]
-Something's after me!

-What?
-I took a shortcut- -Bee-line.

yes, Bee-line-
down a dirt road this morning,

even though Vera
yelled at me not to,

and she told me
some sort of wrath

would come for me
and something did come for me.

Some kind of Freddy Krueger
or Jason or Michael Myers or-

-Wait, The Love Guru?
-No, but he's also a monster.

And whatever it is,
it was on my car

and it's probably
gonna kill us all

and are you guys seriously
still playing this game?

I mean, technically,
we haven't actually started,

-we're still dividing
resources, but- -Oh, my God.

Wait, which road
did you say you took?

The fire access road
that goes by the river.

And I maybe also
kind of knocked over

this weird log thingy
and it went in the river and-

-Dear Lord. The tribute.
-Honor the tribute.

Honor the tribute.

-Honor the tribute.
-Honor the tribute.

Why is everybody saying that?

Why did I leave Fresno?

-[snarling]
-[scraping on roof]

Oh, my God, that sound-
I'd know it anywhere.

The clickety-clack
of razor-sharp claws.

-He's on the roof.
-Who is?

What the hell is happening?

What's happening is that
the terror you've unleashed

is worse than any horror
even the twisted mind

of John Krasinski could imagine.

What-what... what is it?

It's Steven
Motherthumping Beaver.

I'm sorry, who?

[snarling]

Hit the lights.

Everyone, remain calm.

And prepare for death.

We've got a Code Fuchsia,
people-

beaver with a grudge-
and it's not a drill.

[snarling, hissing]

[Honeybee]
Wait,

are you saying this beaver

has a grudge against me

specifically because
I knocked over

a stupid pile of wood?

Babe, I love you,
but honor the tribute.

[all]
Honor the tribute.

Okay, someone better explain

why everyone keeps
talking about a tribute.

Allow me to tell the tale.

The beaver feud is as old
as Lone Moose itself.

It began back in ye olde days,
when the dum-dum settlers

pissed off Steven's great,
great, great, great,

great, great, great grandpa,
Phineus Beaver.

Some drunk olde-timey fellas
who were too lazy

to cut down trees...

[Beef]
Shame on them.

[Judy]
...stole the wood

from his dam and used it

to build the original town hall.

[Beef]
So Phineus stole it back,

-collapsed the first town hall
-[exclaims]

right on Mayor Pecan's head.

[Judy]
But his bloodlust was not quenched.

Phineus then turned
his wrath on the entire town.

What a beautiful and
perfect day on the river.

-[hisses]
-Oh, no, wait,

I was wrong, I'm dying.
Aah!

[Judy]
Lone Moose had created a monster.

[chuckles] Well, what are you
doing in there, little fella?

-You're not a letter.
-[hisses]

Aah!

[Honeybee] So why
not just kill the damn thing?

[Beef]
Oh, they tried.

Myrtle Jones famously
shot Phineus' son,

Herbert Beaver,
in the spring of 1915.

Not only did Herbert survive,

he returned with his entire
colony to pay Myrtle back.

The feud only intensified
from there.

[cackling, hissing]

But then, a few years ago,
Mayor Peppers,

inspired by the disgraced
mayor before him,

had a great idea: bribery.

So then we went back
to what started

this whole feud
in the first place: wood.

A tribute of wood in all
the beavers' favorite flavors-

aspen, spruce, willows...

You forgot poplars.

Oh, my God, brain fart.

Poplars.

It was an all-you-can-munch
beavers' buffet.

And it worked.

[Judy]
Thus, the Lone Moose Beaver Council

was formed
to make sure the tribute

would be left every year.
But now that peace is over...

Oh, no.

And it's all because of me.
Wait.

Why is it so quiet?

Where'd he go?

[whimpering] Where is he?

[hisses]

-[all scream]
-He's here!

Oh, my God,
that tiny little rat thing

knocked a whole tree down
on this house?

What does he want?

Revenge.

But deep down, probably love.

That 60-pound rodent out there
is a relentless,

hyper-intelligent,
flat-tailed rage monster

that never forgets a grievance.

And never forgives.

Okay, everyone stay low
and grab some kind of weapon,

whatever you can-

[hisses]

[all screaming]

[Ham]
Get him off me! Aah!

Oh, God, beaver spit. Gross!

I think I swallowed some.

Close your mouth, Ham!

I can't. I'm too surprised.

[screeches]

Get to the panic room.
Now!

[all exclaiming]

-Is everyone okay?
-No.

-I've been bitten.
-Oh, no. Where?

Right there! See?

Oh, well, hmm.

I guess that's actually
just an old scab.

But a very large amount
of Steven's spit

did end up in my mouth
and I think I'm-

I'm turning into a beaver.
Aah!

I can feel it!
Oh!

Ham, that's not
how beavers are made.

You don't know, Judy.

You haven't seen
the things I've seen!

We should definitely chain
Ham up outside, just to be safe.

Well, we can't go out now.
Steven's still here.

I can smell him
through the door.

Yep, that is one smelly beaver.

-[chuckling]
-Son, don't say-

What?
I've never smelled a beaver

that smelled that bad before.

It's, like,
a very distinct funk.

-[chuckling]
-What's so funny?

Guys, focus.
What's the play?

We tell the council
what happened?

-They solve the Steven problem?
-We can try,

but they spend most
of the year arguing about

whose turn it is to bring
snacks to the council meetings.

They couldn't even stop you
from taking out the tribute.

Half of their plan
relies on traffic cones.

[all exclaim]

Why did we
trap ourselves in here?

That door won't
protect us for long.

That bastard can bite.

If we live, I swear I will

do everything the long,
boring way like you guys.

Oh, no, don't do that.

I love the Bee-lines.

Yeah, they're cool as hell.

Wait, really? You guys
don't hate my quick fixes?

They're inspiring. I wish
I could overthink things less.

Huh, you said it.

Look, I'm a huge fan
of quiet contemplation,

but there are times when
that is not what is needed.

-[all] Aah!
-Like now.

Yep, like now.

So if anyone has
a Bee-line cooking,

let's hear it.

Uh, you got it.
Uh, um...

I know.
Let me turn full beaver,

marry Steven, and ruin his life

with decades
of passive aggression.

Or we get him into a new hobby,

like making his own beer
or pickleball?

-Yeah, I'd take a pickleball class with him.
-I've always wanted to learn.

Oh, I know.
Let's do the thing Moon did

during the part
of your stupid game I overheard.

-What did I do?
-You, like, flooded your land

and that destroyed
Wolf's hog lots.

[laughs]
Hell yeah.

That's what we do.
We make the beaver

someone else's problem
by sending his dam...

...downriver to the worst
town in the world, Ted's Folly.

Yes! Steven Beaver and
Ted's Folly deserve each other.

All right. Let's Bee-line
that B-hole off our B-acks.

[Steven munching, hissing]

[Honeybee]
All right, he's almost through.

-Everyone know what to do?
-Yep.

I stay here, turn into a beaver

and probably eat
my whole family.

Sure. But does everyone else
know what they're doing?

[murmuring agreements]

Distractions, go.

[grunting]

-[hissing]
-[all] Aah!

-[grunting]
-Hey, Steven.

Over here, you toothy old bag.

-Aah, aah!
-Oh, he's coming!

Time to go.
Beef, grab the matches.

-[Beef] Got 'em.
-[Honeybee] And the starter logs.

Ham, stop acting like
you're becoming a beaver

and hand me that stack
of old homework.

It'll make great kindling.

Oh, of course, apologies,

I am just so hungry for lumber
since I became a beaver.

[low murmuring]

That's beaver for "good luck."

Step one:
load up the van with wood.

I've got just the thing.

? ?

Jumpin' John Carpenter.
Judy's chairs.

27 exact replicas of her chair

to test out various
wobble fixes.

Why not just give her
a whole new chair?

I told you, Honeybee,
I am not a well man.

I've got a Bee-line for that
too, but I'll save it for later.

Let's load up.
The council is en route.

[panting]

How long do
we have to keep running?

Until we see smoke
rising from the dam.

Honeybee said that's our cue.

Whew!
Oh, I am getting tuckered out.

I wish I'd worn
the cargos I invented

that store up to 20 bottles
of Gatorade.

Yep, I made fun
of your Sports Shorts

but now I'm the one
who looks like a fool.

[grunts, screams]

-Wolf!
-Oh. Oh! Oh, no.

[whimpers]

So, I hear you have
some kind of plan

to get rid of this nasty beaver?

Yep, we just need help
stacking these chairs here

on Steven's dam.

Okay, but first, I will need

to take attendance
for the council.

-Vera?
-Oh, my God, just start building, Roy.

Well, my records
will be incomplete.

[all grunting]

Step two: let's use these
starter logs to finish this.

Positions!

Dam you to hell!

Burn, baby, burn!

[Judy gasps]
The smoke.

That's our signal.

[Wolf]
Aah! No, no, no, no! Aah!

Here we go.

[Wolf yells]

Beaver incoming!

Come on, come on. Take the bait,
you buck-toothed bitch.

Hey, Steven.
I'm in your house now.

[hisses]

Ugh, so beautiful.

[sighs] Gotta get my ass
to Burning Man.

Chain saws, go!

[snarling]

[hisses]

[Wolf]
Here.

I brought you a blanket
and a cup of coffee

just like they do in every movie

once a woman's been through
a whole ordeal.

Thanks.

Can't believe it's finally over.

That beaver might not
have taken our lives

or the house,
but he did get my whole evening,

and that's not right.

You did it.
We're safe.

Steven is gone.

-For now.
-For now?

-For now.
-For now. -And all it took

was incredible violence
and minimal thought.

That's the Honeybee way.

Is that the... lesson here?

Aah!
Again? Is it me?

Is my butt too sharp?

Looks like the leg
got a little loose, but, uh...

Now, shall we reset our land
and get back to settling?

You know what?

I think I'll give
this stupid game a try.

-Maybe something slow
could be nice. Yes!

Okay, so, first off

you got to pick
your favorite mineral.

Let me grab you
the Mineral Masters Guide.

-[giggles] It's so fun.
-Wait, wait, no.

I'm changing my mind,
this is too dorky.

Too late, babe.
You're in it now.

? ?

Oh, yeah, this is a big one.

Damn it!

A log?

-[hisses]
-Aah. Oh, no!

No, no, no, no...!

[squish]

? Mineral, minerals,
minerals, minerals ?

? Read back to front
to learn them all ?

? Minerals, minerals,
minerals, minerals ?

? Let's do a mineral roll call ?

? Iron, potassium,
magnesium, calcium, sulfur ?

? Travertine, limestone,
yum-yum-yum silica ?

? Biotite, olivine,
lookin' fine ?

? Topaz and diamonds
and quartz ?

? There's a mineral
called hornblende ?

? Go ahead and tell a friend ?

? That'll really blow up
their shorts ?

? When you're playing
We've Settled ?

? You better know
your gems and your metals ?

? Or your crops will die
and so will you. ?

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