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A much too fast recap
of last week's Taxi.
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Louie got this phone call.
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John had wrecked cab 804.
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804?
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I was in 804
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the night I got held up.
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Remember when I started carrying
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that big gun around
for protection?
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Just want the fare
money, son. No games.
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Okay, drop it!
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Drop it?
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Hey, man.
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You ain't no fun
to stick up, man.
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Hey, I saved a
guy's life once in 804.
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Hey, don't do that!
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Okay.
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Hey, maybe we're all
getting upset for nothing.
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I mean, we don't know
for sure that 804 is totaled.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, everything's all right.
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I'm fine.
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Just look at that grillwork.
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I can't look at her anymore.
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Well, we'll know soon enough.
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804 is about to go
under the wrench.
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It's going to take a
miracle to save her.
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I wish it was me that was
going under the wrench.
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Oh, John...
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Come on. Don't feel so bad.
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It was just an accident.
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It could happen to any of us.
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Right?
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Either of us.
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Latka! Latka!
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How you doing?
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We're counting on you, Latka.
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Take as much time as you need.
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As much time as you need, right?
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We know you can do it, buddy.
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I still say we should
have got a specialist.
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No, Latka'll do
fine. He's our man.
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Hey, if he can't
fix it, nobody can.
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Wait till he sees the cab.
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Eh, trust.
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No need for specialist.
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I can fix it.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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I quit.
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Latka, no!
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Come on. You got
to go get 'em, boy.
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Yeah, Latka, do your best.
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Please, Latka, please!
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Save her, will you, please?
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Genius!
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Hey, let's forget about this.
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I mean, I feel just
as bad as any of you
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but standing around
like this isn't going to help.
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You want to hear a story
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about what happened
to me in 804?
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Yeah.
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Well, it's just about this
guy I picked up one night...
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What's wrong?
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I thought when it came to
passengers, you never, uh...
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No, I don't.
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Well... well, I mean,
you got to understand.
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I mean, this was special.
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You know, there are
just certain things in life
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that a girl can't resist.
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Like what?
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Well, like an auction.
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I mean, I hear about an
auction and I go crazy, you know?
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Or a ride in the country.
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I mean, I love a
ride in the country.
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Oh, and nice manners.
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I adore nice manners.
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Elaine, what's this got to do
with the guy you picked up?
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Well...
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Excuse me, I've got
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to get to a private
auction in the country.
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Is it possible for
you to take me?
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I know it's a lot to ask.
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I get off duty in half an hour.
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How far is it?
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140 Miles.
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Oh, I don't know. 140...
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I can make it.
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Uh, this is cab 804.
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I'm going to be a little late.
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I have an out-of-town fare.
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Good. How late will you be?
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Don't wait up.
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Elaine Nardo, huh?
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It's a good picture.
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Come on. It's a
terrible picture.
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My hair wasn't fixed
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and my eyes are half-closed...
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It's a mug shot.
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Listen, maybe
everybody asks you this,
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but how come
you're driving a cab?
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There was this fat lady once.
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Four suitcases and three kids.
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I drove her all the
way to New Jersey.
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The kids were hanging
out the windows,
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and she was screaming at
the kids to get back inside.
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Two of the kids even
got sick in the car.
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I don't get it.
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She's the only one
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who never asked
me why I drive a cab.
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Okay. You don't have to tell me.
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I only tell special people.
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The reason I drive a cab
is because I'm divorced
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and I need the extra money.
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I really work as a receptionist
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at an art gallery.
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That gallery is what
I really care about.
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Uh, listen, the auction
that I'm going to
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is an art auction.
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Would you like to join me?
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean that as a come-on.
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No, that's not true. I did
mean that as a come-on.
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Would you?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I... I couldn't date a
guy that I didn't know.
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What's your name anyway?
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Mike Beldon.
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Certainly good to
know you, Mike Beldon.
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Mike Beldon, Mike Beldon.
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I own a few paintings myself,
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but mostly I just
buy for other people.
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I'm still at the renting stage.
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I get them from
libraries, you know.
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Just having them
around the house,
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you know, changes the
whole atmosphere for me.
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This isn't like me.
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What isn't?
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I'm still not comfortable
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about having a
passenger ride up front.
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Passenger? I thought
we were friends.
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We shouldn't be doing this.
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Why not?
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What are you afraid of?
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You know what I mean.
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It's like, you
know, here we are,
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sharing the same experiences,
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the same interests...
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Sort of maybe...
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feeling a little
attracted to each other?
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Maybe a little.
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Maybe a lot?
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Maybe a lot.
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Good.
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But it's too perfect, you know?
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Yeah, we should stop.
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Something's going to go wrong.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean, like, I just
know it's going to turn out
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you're either
married, gay, or crazy.
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I hit it, didn't I?
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You're one of those?
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Married, gay, or crazy?
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Yeah, you're right.
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Come on, crazy.
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Right again.
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Thank God.
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So we got divorced.
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I wanted kids, she didn't.
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Simple as that.
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I don't know. Maybe I was wrong.
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Maybe I'm just
too old-fashioned,
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but, uh... I still
believe in families.
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How about you?
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What is it, a tattoo somewhere
that says, "I have kids"?
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You knew that.
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See? You are too perfect.
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Why are we stopping?
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We're here.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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140 miles goes that fast, huh?
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Listen...
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There's something
I got to ask you.
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Great.
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It would seem real strange
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if I had to say good-bye
to you right now.
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So, would you spend the night
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with me tonight?
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Believe me, I...
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I wouldn't rush it like this,
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but I don't think I'm going
to get another chance.
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So, would you spend
the night with me?
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You mean all night?
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I'm not being naive.
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I just want to make sure
that I understand you.
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All night.
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You mean in the same room?
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Not naive. I'm just checking.
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Same room.
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Do you mean just for tonight?
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I have to fly to
London in the morning.
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What about when you come back?
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I don't know when
I'm coming back,
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and I'd hate to make a
promise I couldn't keep.
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You're not so perfect.
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You don't even know when to lie.
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What about tonight?
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I can't...
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Unless there's even
the slightest chance
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that you might not go
to London tomorrow.
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Okay, there's a slight chance.
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Yeah?
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No, that's a lie.
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Now, see, you happy? I'm a liar.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, I am really sorry.
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I'm furious at
myself is what I am.
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I understand.
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So long.
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A kiss we can do.
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What was that question again?
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Oh, you're sure going
to get remembered, fella.
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Uh, hey... listen, I owe
you some money here.
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That's right.
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Thanks.
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Here, take this.
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A hundred dollars?
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No, please take it.
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Oh, wait, I can't!
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Please?
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I'd feel like a call girl.
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You didn't do anything.
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I'd feel like a bad call girl.
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I want you to have it.
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I mean, think of it
as a down payment
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on your art gallery.
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You deserve it.
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It's the best cab
ride I ever had.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is some tip.
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What would you have given
me if I'd stayed the night?
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A very sweet memory.
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You're better off
with the hundred.
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Louie! Oh, Louie..!
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Oh, I don't believe it!
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Louie, what are you doing?!
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I don't believe it!
Louie, you creep!
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You know, this creep
has nothing to do
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than to interfere with
other people's lives.
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I hate you!
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Oh, I am so embarrassed.
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I am so sorry. I had no idea.
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I'll kill you!
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I'm sorry.
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I believe you.
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Good night.
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Oh, good night.
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Good old 804.
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Well, he sounds like
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he was some kind of great guy.
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No, you did the right thing.
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The guy had to have
a big flaw somewhere.
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He did.
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He took no for an answer.
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It's your turn.
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What, for a story?
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Oh, come on.
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I don't have any good ones.
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I mean, it's just the
usual stuff, you know.
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Well, one time I
had this contortionist
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who insisted on
riding in the trunk.
272
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,192
I had a woman one time
273
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,894
with a head of lettuce
she said was alive,
274
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,140
and she wanted me
to ask it questions.
275
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,275
I mean, you know, usual stuff.
276
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,598
Nothing unusual, huh?
277
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,336
Well, there was
this one time in 804,
278
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:01,689
but it was no
big deal, actually.
279
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,926
I'll bet you this guy's got
the best story of them all.
280
00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:06,761
You bet.
281
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,896
It helps to get
it off your chest.
282
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,465
Right. It goes like this.
283
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,333
Well, it was a miserable night.
284
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:15,936
It had just been snowing, and
my bookings were real light,
285
00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:17,472
when I see this guy...
286
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,890
Taxi!
287
00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:22,310
Hi there.
288
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:23,811
Methodist Hospital.
289
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,058
It's not an emergency,
or anything, is it?
290
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,883
No. We're having a
baby, but no need to panic.
291
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,218
Everything's cool.
292
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,567
Who's we?
293
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,887
Just a minute.
294
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,588
Don't start the meter.
295
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,244
You okay?
296
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,578
Uh-huh.
297
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,913
Okay. Okay.
298
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:45,350
You were right behind
me on the stairs.
299
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,518
What happened? What happened?
300
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,654
I lost you when you
started taking two at a time.
301
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,156
Hello.
302
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,702
You can start the meter
now. Don't drive too fast.
303
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,326
We got plenty of time.
304
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,472
Are you sure?
305
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,395
Yeah, we're going natural.
306
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:58,507
We've had the Lamaze classes.
307
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,998
We know exactly
what we're doing.
308
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,632
Going natural is so great
309
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,135
because ou know ahead of
time what's going to happen.
310
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,170
You don't have to worry anyway.
311
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,641
With my pelvis, the doctor says
I'm gonna drop 'em like kittens.
312
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,009
My mother was like that.
313
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,311
Even my grandmother
dropped 'em like kittens.
314
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,113
My great-grandmother...
315
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,026
Dropped 'em like kittens?
316
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,751
That's enough. She
may be a little nervous.
317
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,719
It's okay, that's why I'm
here to keep her calm.
318
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,232
I made you a great
peanut butter...
319
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,401
Oh, oh. Here comes
another one. Start timing.
320
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,705
Huh?
321
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,160
Start timing her
labor contractions.
322
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,314
The length of the contraction
and how often they occur
323
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,563
lets you know exactly which
stage of the labor she's in.
324
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,776
She's just in the latter part
325
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,240
of the first phase
of the first stage
326
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,021
because the contractions
are way, way apart,
327
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,069
lasting about 20 seconds.
328
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,203
Later on they'll maybe...
329
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,783
They'll be maybe three
minutes or so apart
330
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,847
and last about 60 seconds.
331
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,441
Ultimately, the last
couple of minutes
332
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,820
will be one right
after the other.
333
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,911
That's the third and final
phase of the first stage.
334
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,257
It's pretty
fascinating, isn't it?
335
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,080
Yeah, I guess so.
336
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,627
I'm her coach. I
give all the directions.
337
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,896
It keeps her mind focused
away from the pain that way.
338
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,631
Coach, huh? Yeah, that's
the name they give us.
339
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,921
I've got the sack here, bag.
340
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,934
I've got a rolling pin and
tennis ball for back pain
341
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,174
in case she needs a back rub.
342
00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:01,943
I got some candy
in case I get hungry.
343
00:16:02,011 --> 00:16:03,878
I do the breathing too
right along with her.
344
00:16:03,947 --> 00:16:04,778
We share everything.
345
00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:05,913
This way she doesn't feel
346
00:16:05,982 --> 00:16:07,348
like she's having
the baby alone.
347
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:08,727
Hey, listen, why
don't you relax?
348
00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:10,195
Sit back there and
have some candy.
349
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,335
Oh, no, thanks.
350
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,531
I'm not hungry. Maybe
when I get to the...
351
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,221
Stop.
352
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:14,021
Me?
353
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:14,989
She means me.
354
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,290
I stop timing the contraction.
355
00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:18,525
It's over now. I check to
see how long it lasted...
356
00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:19,660
Minute and ten seconds...
357
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:20,962
Make a note of it.
358
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,563
Pencil, pencil... may I?
359
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:23,911
Oh, sure.
360
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:25,867
Here.
361
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,801
Huh? Oh, thanks.
362
00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:29,603
A minute and ten
seconds? In phase one?
363
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:30,905
Here comes another one.
364
00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:31,906
You just had one.
365
00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:33,241
Well, I'm having another one.
366
00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:35,354
That's phase three. What
happened to phase two? Stop.
367
00:16:35,378 --> 00:16:36,822
I can't. Not you,
him! Stop the cab!
368
00:16:36,846 --> 00:16:37,990
What for?
369
00:16:38,014 --> 00:16:39,158
We skipped phase
two, we're too late.
370
00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:40,462
We're too late?
371
00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,316
Oh, my gosh. She's
having the baby right here.
372
00:16:42,352 --> 00:16:44,463
She's still contracting.
This is it, this is the baby.
373
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:46,866
Hey, hey, listen, I thought you
were supposed to stay calm?
374
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,700
I thought we were supposed
to have three phases,
375
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:49,969
and look, she's
still contracting.
376
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,158
This is it, this is the baby.
377
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,471
All right, now, try
to stay calm now.
378
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:53,538
You want me to get a doctor?
379
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:54,840
No, don't talk
to me, I feel sick.
380
00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,797
What?! Faint. I feel faint.
381
00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:58,032
Do your breathing.
382
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,367
I can't. I feel nauseous.
383
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,480
Help him, please! Get
him in the front seat.
384
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:02,982
Well, what about you?!
385
00:17:03,006 --> 00:17:05,506
I'm sorry, I feel...
I got to get air.
386
00:17:05,574 --> 00:17:07,358
Here comes another one.
387
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,195
Keep... Breathe, breathe.
388
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,796
Where did he go? Hey, mister!
389
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,765
Please, lady, look
give me a break.
390
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,268
Hey, what about her?
391
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,447
You'll have to take over.
392
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,737
Me?!
393
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,900
Listen, no sweat. I can
coach you from here
394
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:23,935
on how to coach her back there.
395
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,393
Hey, come on! No kidding around.
396
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,762
You've got to go
through with this.
397
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:30,070
Hey, come on, come on.
Shape up, fella, will you?
398
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,433
This happens to some men.
399
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,034
Please don't blame him for it.
400
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:35,969
Don't make him feel inferior.
401
00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:37,149
Listen, lady, I'm a stranger.
402
00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:38,317
You don't want me. You want him.
403
00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:39,951
She was the star
pupil in her class.
404
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,553
She'll take coaching
from anybody.
405
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,311
Hey, where are you
going?! Come here!
406
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,379
What are you doing?
407
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,181
Here, watch me... like this.
408
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,498
Coach her, coach her,
don't let her coach you.
409
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,121
He's right, he's right.
410
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,567
Don't worry about how I am.
411
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:56,935
Make sure she follows you.
412
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,304
Make sure she follows you.
413
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,928
You're the boss, remember.
414
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:04,064
Have you got something
to catch the baby?
415
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,566
Huh?
416
00:18:05,635 --> 00:18:07,034
Use your coat.
417
00:18:07,102 --> 00:18:08,747
Make sure she's relaxed.
418
00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:10,849
Don't let her muscles tense up.
419
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,239
Hold her hand.
420
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,719
You can't hold my
hand, I need my hand.
421
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:14,986
I can't hold her hand,
she needs her hand.
422
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,010
Forget her hand.
423
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:17,978
Hey! What are you doing?
424
00:18:18,047 --> 00:18:19,814
Getting into position.
425
00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:21,749
It's coming. I can feel it.
426
00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:24,129
Make sure she's at
a 45-degree angle.
427
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:25,586
To what?! To what?!
428
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:26,987
Are you pushing yet?
429
00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:28,689
I didn't know I was
supposed to push.
430
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:29,835
I'm not talking to you.
431
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,069
Oh. Push. Are you pushing?
432
00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:34,562
I'm pushing!
433
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,863
What's he doing?
434
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,865
He's doing fine.
435
00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:41,680
What's wrong? What's wrong?
436
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,404
Isn't she concentrating?
437
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:44,772
How should I know?
438
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:46,273
Why don't you call a doctor.
439
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,275
Use the radio, will you?
440
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,777
Are you all right?
441
00:18:49,846 --> 00:18:51,245
All right, I got it.
442
00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:53,225
Here, you talk. Oh, my God.
443
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:55,883
Louie! Alex. Cab 804.
444
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:57,385
Listen, you got trouble here.
445
00:18:57,453 --> 00:18:58,886
A lady's having a baby.
446
00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:00,366
I never saw her before.
447
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,822
No, Louie, Louie! Louie!
448
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,869
We're on 61st Street between
Second and Third Avenues.
449
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,893
Get a doctor quick,
will you, please?
450
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:07,227
It's coming.
451
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,729
Oh, my God.
452
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:10,108
Keep breathing! Keep pushing!
453
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,412
Push.
454
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,312
You'll be all right.
You'll be all right.
455
00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:15,581
Just take it easy. Just relax.
456
00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:17,938
Allen, watch. It's coming.
457
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,273
I can feel it.
458
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,274
I can't.
459
00:19:20,342 --> 00:19:21,275
Huh?
460
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:23,243
Allen! Look!
461
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:24,244
I can't look.
462
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:26,246
I'm going to remember this.
463
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:29,016
You let a stranger
deliver our baby.
464
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,585
I'll never marry you now.
465
00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:32,934
Ruth, don't...
466
00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:37,190
Ruth, please, don't be mad.
467
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,559
I can't help it.
468
00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:40,439
Yeah, come on, Ruth,
this is no time to argue.
469
00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:41,940
Marry him if he
wants to marry you.
470
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:45,399
Marry a man who won't
even look at our baby?
471
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,567
All right, all right. I'll look.
472
00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,169
But what if I pass out?
473
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,457
Oh, God.
474
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,059
Look at that.
475
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,927
Now, take it easy.
476
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,479
I got it.
477
00:19:59,582 --> 00:20:01,932
Watch the shoulders, now.
478
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,484
Careful.
479
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,906
Ruth, it's so beautiful.
480
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,541
Easy now.
481
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,593
Easy. You're almost home free.
482
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,596
Ruth, it's a boy.
483
00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:21,569
It's a boy.
484
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,087
Yeah. A boy.
485
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,492
Wrap him up.
486
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,706
Don't cut the umbilical cord.
487
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,663
Lay him on top of Ruth.
488
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,365
He'll stay warm there.
489
00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:50,897
Allen, look.
490
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,469
Hey... I'm a father.
491
00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:01,191
Ruth, I love you.
492
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,329
I love you too.
493
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:08,466
Hey, Congratulations.
494
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,618
Hey, Mister, really...
495
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,387
I don't know how to thank you
496
00:21:13,456 --> 00:21:14,838
for all this. Aw...
497
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,835
We don't have a name for
him yet. What's your name?
498
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,325
Alex.
499
00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:21,495
Maybe we'll just get
you a bottle of scotch.
500
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,025
Hi.
501
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,139
Hey, Bob, what's happening?
502
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,127
Any word on 804 yet?
503
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,294
They took it upstairs.
504
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,283
They're still
going to work on it.
505
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,149
Well... Latka!
506
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,984
Just tell me.
507
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,852
How's it going?
508
00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:48,021
Yeah, how's the car, man?
509
00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,590
Ladies and gentlemen,
510
00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:55,413
I now present to you cab 804.
511
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,651
Latka!
512
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,120
The man's a genius, a genius.
513
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,790
Thank you very much.
514
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,759
Hey, can I be
the first to drive it?
515
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,772
Hey, wait a minute! I want
to be the first to drive it.
516
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,007
I saved a guy's
life in this car.
517
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,792
Hey, I saved my
own life in this car!
518
00:22:13,816 --> 00:22:15,393
I met my dream man in this car.
519
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,995
Now, hold it, hold
it. Now just hold it!
520
00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:20,988
I know you all have good
reasons to want this car,
521
00:22:21,057 --> 00:22:23,023
but I think I got you all beat.
522
00:22:24,694 --> 00:22:27,077
I brought a beautiful
human being
523
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,146
into the world in this cab.
524
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,665
When a man is right,
525
00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:34,434
a man is right.
526
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,304
Well, thank you, Louie.
527
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,460
Thanks.
528
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,795
Oh, Alex?
529
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,296
Yes, Latka?
530
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,814
One thing...
531
00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:50,334
Be careful of steering.
532
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,703
You know, sometimes
you turn... go this way
533
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,201
when the car, it go this way.
534
00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:57,641
Okay.
535
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,293
Oh, and also...
536
00:22:59,362 --> 00:23:01,011
Yes?
537
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:03,157
Brakes are really good now
538
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:05,866
except when it's
wet or very dry.
539
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,952
Leave it to me.
540
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,354
Okay.
541
00:23:11,741 --> 00:23:14,658
Oh, and one... also, Alex.
542
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:19,764
Be sure don't go
over 25 mile per hours
543
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:24,001
because if you
do, transmission...
544
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,504
Don't worry about it, Latka.
545
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,171
Okay. See you later.
546
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,673
Okay.
547
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,208
See you, Alex.
548
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,219
Hey, Alex!
549
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,766
It's burning!
550
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:44,966
Turn it off!
551
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,510
Alex!
552
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,782
On reflection, I think I
delivered that baby in 803.
553
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,417
Hey, guys.
554
00:23:57,486 --> 00:23:59,786
I think I made a mistake.
It wasn't this cab at all.
555
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,465
Night, Mr. Walters.36868
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